Desscription: (Originally this was going to be a seperate fic, I was drunk and never published it so now I decided to make a new chapter, from now on when ever I am not sober I will add chapters to this wonder piece of work. here is the description I wrote... Dear god. Note: I don't remember a single thing. I drank a solo cup, close to half filled with 151 mixed with hawaian punch, and we smoked and eighth of weed I think... I started to drink more afterwards but never managed to finish it.)

Well you know osmosis jones? I was nostaligea trippig (im really high right now lowl i hav ebeen halluncntiating for a while now.. OMG) but then I was like I want to write a sgtory after I smoked wih my friends when   I was drunk.

A sgtory about spiKe and his drunken/high.trippin visit through Ponyville.

I am the author. Pnoy, I don't know where i am at but I can guarentee it is no aat tht eesame place you are at. Because I am gone goodbye.1Q!Q

By L Pnoy:.

A spark in between the  euyes.

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Spike just said what the steepnedd of the hill was. No one asnwered her at first sos she said that it was ok to herself because she got worried that the mountains kicking at her with their hooves would overtake her position I am typing so fast saidTWIGHLT SPAKLE1 but

sudennlu f a magnificent creature appeared before the bewildered lavender pony that was in super sayian 5 form,. The guys with the really long hair ya know right???? gosh it was so ridiculous lolololol... Wher eam I? aeui! I know you... ahahahahahah/....

So you continues down the path, actually spike did not you lol., this is not a weird 2nd person fice because you and ponies will never coexist wit eachocher I do not know what I a hear ing rom my friends game because I just heard a pwoman scream to death im so scared it, like cupakes!!!!!!

Anyways I am so lost you guys doin't even know but wnayways I hope the ballons dont come down and steal us from the earth that keeps us safe from the deadly envioroment that is known as spice because the earth is the safe haven from the deadly space air that had sno thung in it because we can't breathe their. Dude it ounds like a typwruter in this room rgitht now.

Rainbow dash wasat the head of the pack with her wingmates, soarin' and spitfire fly by her side. they were on a search and rescure mission for a downed pegasus behind enemy lines. but when they find her, Ikd what happens becauseO dak care to think about it that much...

They go shopping now because the law of sAmerican commercialism setins into play. If you notic e the ... I love marchmellows,, if only you know the marshmelllows secret code to their hidden vagnings asos  would you under tstand the waaaaaatterfullll.. Guys i just saw aawatwer fall... oh my jesus. lol.

But before I said goodbye I must wrn you that a pnoy has been here, and that pnoy has unlocked the secrets no one ever wanted to witnes.ss. god if you are there, forgive me I didn't not mean to rustle everything posssibl. but I did it with my stupid mistake ccalled haacing a female child... ugh femmale childeren they are sick. nasty little thing that ugh... i so rjustled where are weee ..ewewew.ew.ew.ew

The wes and the periods (.) had a fight o er time and space it wasn;t easy but eventually the LEOAPARD TEAM WON?!!?!>!>! which mean;t the gangster trappers that made foode for the onoy comuunititay which didn;t eatmeats because they were herbivores. lololool...

I'm scared... "Said sSPike." But it wasn't up to him wheteer or not her could make it through the niught. Who

"are yoou inquired spike abiut thei intrusder." Byut He didn;t respond at first with a confusing ghostly scare that last an eternity in his sould forever burning a vessel into his forgotten bloody mess of a heart which I dont even recognize as a fice right now because i am so wasted drunk and high i cant even choheretnykly form a respecetive scent4ecnce to represent my opinions I am so drunk and hign jesus good bye frineds raninhow dash says as she drunkinly hovers oovoer by your side with her  wings upside as if that one Zecora episioce, called, bridle Gossip, wihich was  ag odo episode in my opinion despite the critisiim fro the sams it receives. I ams so high did I say that yett....

Spikeonce again was atip the worlds largest pyramids redy to strike it down for lone last final eipuc fihgt (qure guils theme..._)))

It rained a fiery mxture of shit and hailint led the unfortunate deaths of all our beloved heroes. But when the time came down o it the trojan horse was a clever trick on trolled the shit out of try. thyeh snyck out of the giant constructiuons figure they could deactivate their walls an defences leaving them defencless to the night itme invasion of troy by the greek,ds..,, i am so high jesus christ. I am sorry tiberuous !!!!!! whooo ... weee!!1

how long is this, said Rainbow dash as she continued to read her Daring doo comic tory thing... Idk what do yout think Im;m doing I asked to you. .. Becayse that is what i said when i was mentionin goyu tint hte bti cdj.

I love vargras.

and he loves me.

but then Twilight sparkle showed up and said Pnoy............... I LOVE YOU!!! hahahabhgbsah yes yes yes yes yes eys esy es sayng yes alout because it was cute of her to because she was best piny acting so silly. you know? twilight sparkle is best pony that is llthat is required of you to ackknowledge,,, right>??? I am so confused about EVerything.... WEEEE>... whwel...

doo doo dodo dododod ODDO!!!

(seinfeld scene + naked Applejack)