AN BEAUTIFUL MASTERCLASS THISby Pnoy
Chapters
- An Eternatity (google chrome said it was wrong how it was spelled but its wrong) With My Jimmies
- Osmosis Spike
An Eternatity (google chrome said it was wrong how it was spelled but its wrong) With My Jimmies
WHAT I DON'T KNOW
SPike thought as he crossed over into the dimension of ........lands, The chambers echoed filled with the utopia live he inhabited.
Spike got out of his bed to see the sun rising in the distance. "There it is." He cooed.
He rustled his way out of his basket that his abuseful unicore mother could only afford to give him. Even though she was still best pony, the author love this pony the most.
Spike made his way down the steps, as he did every morning, but this time he couldn't help but see the stairs were now replaced wih a narrow ridge on the face of the grande canyon's peak, one miss step would be the seemingly never ending hopeless plunge into an inevitable and iscapeable death with the grim reaper waiting with his giant metal scythe wihch whas known to do things.
In an a attempt to fight the evil person that he didn't recognize the species of as it stood bipedally with odd primate like grasping mandibles, he took the rug that laid on the steps and sent a rippple tide wave down its massive girth.
"WHOA SPiKE! WHACH OuT YOU CRAZY DRAGON!!!!" She roared at the top of her lungs. Huffing.
music http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=RYCT77YNHsk [b] ATTENTION BUGREPORT[/b]: The link maker isn't ok with me somking. Add throws exception to allt he codings
Spike soared through the clouds dropping bombs on the offensive bad-mouthed mountains FOrgetting to check his inertia module he accidently flew too fast. He felt the world crashing around him it was so real he was going donwn a jimney. placing rustles under the famliey's triumverante tree like saint nick.
but when the psuh came to shove he retaliated with a blank stare at twilight gravily inflicting her morale.
"Make some breakfast please spikey wikey dikey doo!" Twilight tease flaunting her teet's gerrth and pulsating parts.
She walked into the kitchen leaving the immortalized, and lost dragon atop the staircase. []i/[]i ok spike you can do this.
He thought tohimself as he proceeded down the cliff that each step turned into as tthe rug finally came to a rest from the rusteling.
and then.
EEEEYUPPP
ROARED THROUGH THE PYRAAMID ThAT SPIKE WAS NOW STANDING ON.
THE CAMERA ANGLE ZOOMED OUT AND FLEW CiRCLES AROUND THE ETERNAL guaRDIANS that WEre THE PROTECTORATE OF THE SACRED PERIOD THAT WAS KNOWN AS TIME AND SPACE.
THE ARID air soaked his throat dry, the sand being transported by the strong, hot admist the desert landscape.
"You canT/t under stand THE UNFATHOMING AMOUT OF the jimmies that i've rustled!" HIS VOICE ROARed FROM THE base of the pyramid up towards the small purple dragon.
"What?" "WHY AM I IN EGYPT." he carressed the hard imperfect hardened sand, eroded by years of shitty weather.. PLOT HOLE they are in egypt, they dont get stormy weather, but it still sucks cause its dry and stuff and usually hot, except in deserts the nights are cold because there are no clouds to contain the head that comes from the sun. but when the sun explose the earth will be vaporized.
Spike pulled out a blunt and smoked it panicked ly to calm his nervers.
"Spike? SPIKE!" Twilight called out.
"Wh-what what?" Spike suddenly snapping out of his trance.
"Big Mac isn;t here, you just started shouting about big mac, and what are you doing with your blanked?
Spike looked at his hands, noticing the clutched his blank was in his BOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
He spike took a step forward oblivious of the stairs and slipped tumbeling dwn its gerth. he fell down the steps hitting his head on the ground before the bewildered lavender unicorn.
The unicorn with a rape face, "said" you "aren't the problem here, its the weed."
"What no! "He said offended she would suggest such a thing.
Spike just leave! The rustled unicorn yelled.
"k" spike said as he rustled his way out the door.
he proceeced donw the road into town, the bushes slapping around in the unsettling gusts of wind that gusted from the atmosphere. To his surprise he saw Pinkie Pie. she was bouncing chaotically to him, heer hair like a cotton candy shit storm, beautiful.
"HeySPIKE!! whatchya doin' huh!?" She leaned into look deep into the spike's pink, glazed eyes.
"nothin'" he toker faced.
"Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah huh!?" she hopped circles around the small dragon, some how making a springing noise with each energentic hop studying the obviously cooked reptilian.
Spike desperatly trying to floow the erratic, hyper party pony. The lines of her body smudged like the gimp smudge tool does. the colors mixed with the air as if a sugarcube dissolved into a hot steamy mug of african coffee. She absored the seductive smell of the cofee and took a sip.
Wha-huh? Spike shaking his head out of his haze.
"You wanna sup?" huh?? Said the pony.
"Sure!" spike replied grabbing the mug from he rhooves.
he sipped it and instantly his mouth shot with pain as the searing heat crippled his taste buds. "HGEARWMFVIRE" he screeched in agony.
"Oops! I gues I should of warned you hehe, I put added exrra hot sauce!" She exlaimed.
"It! ok!" He said.
The pinkk party pony took off in a dash leaving a trail of various party supplies and trollquipment.
Dang... He continued down the road thinking to my self, nature you scary!
He picked up his cellphone that he just noticed siletnly humming in his pocket. "Holla."
a voice murmured in the static, inaudible to you because you thought this was 2nd person or something.
"Oh yeah huh?" he answered after the murmur in thee static that was still inaudible toy ou stopped.
the sttaticy distant void breifly spoke, seemingly like a yes.
he closed his phone and ended his conversation with the figure on the phone, it has so relevance to the story and nothing will come of it cause it is completly pointless and I am
I weill not finish that last passsage, my thoughts stopped on it.
And then Rarity.
She approached him directly, her wind rustling the hair. "Spiiiiiiiiikkkkkeeeeeeee~~~<3" She moaned.
She gingerly trotted towards her intamant partner and wrapped her hooves around him. "I- Forgive me for being so unlady like..." She bit her lip, "But... I want you.. now.." she lowered her voice, into his ear to a seductive coo.
they did dirty things.
scene change
with rianbow dash and her guitly pleasure, , sat on the cloud. She loved collecting pokemon cards, they were so "AAweSOME~~!" she whispered to herself, hugging her bundles of pokemon cards that were rubber banned together. Not many ponies knew about her obsession except for a particular 5, her best friends.
She always remember sitting awkwardly at her birthday parties getting gifts from her friends, and they were always the small booster packs. She always had a lot of guests at her birthday parties even when she was a young filly. She didn't want them to know she was so obsessed with pokemon cards as most of her peers grew out of them, thinkin they weren't cool.
She would stoeaway the unopened birthday presents from her friends as used the exxcuse, "oh ill oppen them when i get home, I just wanna hang out!" she lied.
and then we she would get home she'd run to her room and lay on her bed with he collected presents. With a fangirl like squee she ripped through the packages kicking her legs excitedly in the air eager for her new additions.
and the morale of the story is ponies are real.
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im sobbering up now slowly.
but now we are getting ready to smoke agaain.
This will be continued.
salutes.
Osmosis Spike
Desscription: (Originally this was going to be a seperate fic, I was drunk and never published it so now I decided to make a new chapter, from now on when ever I am not sober I will add chapters to this wonder piece of work. here is the description I wrote... Dear god. Note: I don't remember a single thing. I drank a solo cup, close to half filled with 151 mixed with hawaian punch, and we smoked and eighth of weed I think... I started to drink more afterwards but never managed to finish it.)
Well you know osmosis jones? I was nostaligea trippig (im really high right now lowl i hav ebeen halluncntiating for a while now.. OMG) but then I was like I want to write a sgtory after I smoked wih my friends when I was drunk.
A sgtory about spiKe and his drunken/high.trippin visit through Ponyville.
I am the author. Pnoy, I don't know where i am at but I can guarentee it is no aat tht eesame place you are at. Because I am gone goodbye.1Q!Q
By L Pnoy:.
A spark in between the euyes.
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Spike just said what the steepnedd of the hill was. No one asnwered her at first sos she said that it was ok to herself because she got worried that the mountains kicking at her with their hooves would overtake her position I am typing so fast saidTWIGHLT SPAKLE1 but
sudennlu f a magnificent creature appeared before the bewildered lavender pony that was in super sayian 5 form,. The guys with the really long hair ya know right???? gosh it was so ridiculous lolololol... Wher eam I? aeui! I know you... ahahahahahah/....
So you continues down the path, actually spike did not you lol., this is not a weird 2nd person fice because you and ponies will never coexist wit eachocher I do not know what I a hear ing rom my friends game because I just heard a pwoman scream to death im so scared it, like cupakes!!!!!!
Anyways I am so lost you guys doin't even know but wnayways I hope the ballons dont come down and steal us from the earth that keeps us safe from the deadly envioroment that is known as spice because the earth is the safe haven from the deadly space air that had sno thung in it because we can't breathe their. Dude it ounds like a typwruter in this room rgitht now.
Rainbow dash wasat the head of the pack with her wingmates, soarin' and spitfire fly by her side. they were on a search and rescure mission for a downed pegasus behind enemy lines. but when they find her, Ikd what happens becauseO dak care to think about it that much...
They go shopping now because the law of sAmerican commercialism setins into play. If you notic e the ... I love marchmellows,, if only you know the marshmelllows secret code to their hidden vagnings asos would you under tstand the waaaaaatterfullll.. Guys i just saw aawatwer fall... oh my jesus. lol.
But before I said goodbye I must wrn you that a pnoy has been here, and that pnoy has unlocked the secrets no one ever wanted to witnes.ss. god if you are there, forgive me I didn't not mean to rustle everything posssibl. but I did it with my stupid mistake ccalled haacing a female child... ugh femmale childeren they are sick. nasty little thing that ugh... i so rjustled where are weee ..ewewew.ew.ew.ew
The wes and the periods (.) had a fight o er time and space it wasn;t easy but eventually the LEOAPARD TEAM WON?!!?!>!>! which mean;t the gangster trappers that made foode for the onoy comuunititay which didn;t eatmeats because they were herbivores. lololool...
I'm scared... "Said sSPike." But it wasn't up to him wheteer or not her could make it through the niught. Who
"are yoou inquired spike abiut thei intrusder." Byut He didn;t respond at first with a confusing ghostly scare that last an eternity in his sould forever burning a vessel into his forgotten bloody mess of a heart which I dont even recognize as a fice right now because i am so wasted drunk and high i cant even choheretnykly form a respecetive scent4ecnce to represent my opinions I am so drunk and hign jesus good bye frineds raninhow dash says as she drunkinly hovers oovoer by your side with her wings upside as if that one Zecora episioce, called, bridle Gossip, wihich was ag odo episode in my opinion despite the critisiim fro the sams it receives. I ams so high did I say that yett....
Spikeonce again was atip the worlds largest pyramids redy to strike it down for lone last final eipuc fihgt (qure guils theme..._)))
It rained a fiery mxture of shit and hailint led the unfortunate deaths of all our beloved heroes. But when the time came down o it the trojan horse was a clever trick on trolled the shit out of try. thyeh snyck out of the giant constructiuons figure they could deactivate their walls an defences leaving them defencless to the night itme invasion of troy by the greek,ds..,, i am so high jesus christ. I am sorry tiberuous !!!!!! whooo ... weee!!1
how long is this, said Rainbow dash as she continued to read her Daring doo comic tory thing... Idk what do yout think Im;m doing I asked to you. .. Becayse that is what i said when i was mentionin goyu tint hte bti cdj.
I love vargras.
and he loves me.
but then Twilight sparkle showed up and said Pnoy............... I LOVE YOU!!! hahahabhgbsah yes yes yes yes yes eys esy es sayng yes alout because it was cute of her to because she was best piny acting so silly. you know? twilight sparkle is best pony that is llthat is required of you to ackknowledge,,, right>??? I am so confused about EVerything.... WEEEE>... whwel...
doo doo dodo dododod ODDO!!!
(seinfeld scene + naked Applejack)