Toon Amazing Race Ultimate All-Stars
Chapter 6: 7. Episode 7: The Race That No One Remembers
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*While us NON-Clueless hosts try to figure out what happened to the eliminated teams (minus the dogs), the ones still in the game are heading to Kanto.
*Pinkie and Spike are still missing.
*The Roadblock involves finding a Ditto.
*Bucky is damn lazy.
*Is Timmy and Trixie truly getting together?
*Applejack found her Ditto very easily.
*Applejack/Rainbow and Doofenshmirtz/Vanessa got lost.
*Timmy got hurt when he fell off his bike. Hope he's okay.
*The Detour is Factory or Pyramid.
*The Pit Stop is the Celadon City Mall in Celadon City.
*Foxxy and Clara has reached the Pit Stop first.
*Doofenshmirtz/Vanessa and Scratch/Grounder begin the last two teams eliminated from the game. I dunno why but teams disappeared whenever we turn around. This HAS GOT TO STOP!
16 teams are left. Who will be the next team to be eliminated?
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THE TOON AMAZING RACE
24 TEAMS OF 2
DANNY AND JUNE (Dating; Danny Phantom/Life and Times of Juniper Lee; Toon Amazing 1 & 6)
MARIO AND LUIGI (Brothers; Super Mario Bros.; Toon Amazing Race 1 & 7) *ELIMINATED*
KAIRI AND ARIEL (Lesbian Couple; Kingdom Hearts; Toon Amazing Race 2 & 6)
MICKEY AND HIRAM (Father/Son; Classic Disney/The Nutcracker Prince; Toon Amazing Race 4 & 6)
FOXXY AND CLARA (Questionable Friendship; Drawn Together; Toon Amazing Race 4)
JOEL AND MIKE (Best Friends; Mystery Science Theater 3000; Toon Amazing Race 5, 6 & 10)
HEATHER AND GWEN (Rivals; Total Drama series; Toon Amazing Race 5 & 6)
DOOFENSHMIRTZ AND VANESSA (Father and Daughter; Phineas and Ferb; Toon Amazing Race 5) *ELIMINATED*
TIMMY AND TRIXIE (Dating?; The Fairly Oddparents; Toon Amazing Race 5)
FALCON AND SAMUS (Bounty Hunters; F-Zero/Metroid; Toon Amazing Race 7)
SCRATCH AND GROUNDER (Robot Friends; Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog; Toon Amazing Race 8 & 12) *ELIMINATED*
TRENT AND OWEN (Friends; Total Drama series; Toon Amazing Race 8 & 12) *ELIMINATED*
NORBERT AND DAGGETT (Brothers; The Angry Beavers; Toon Amazing Race 9 & 12)
SUSAN AND MARY (Twin Sisters; Johnny Test; Toon Amazing Race 11 & 12)
PENNY AND STICKY (Dating; The Proud Family; Toon Amazing Race 11 & 12)
CHANCE AND SHADOW (Dog Friends; Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey; Toon Amazing Race 11 & 12) *ELIMINATED*
EMBER AND DESIREE (Friends; Danny Phantom; Toon Amazing Race 11)
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD (Moronic Friends; Beavis and Butthead; Toon Amazing Race 14) *ELIMINATED*
SNOW AND CINDERELLA (Princesses; Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves/Disney's Cinderella; Toon Amazing Race 15) *ELIMINATED*
TODD AND RILEY (Siblings; The Replacements; Toon Amazing Race 15)
MINNIE AND DAISY (Best Friends; Classic Disney; Toon Amazing Race 15) *ELIMINATED*
MORDECAI AND RIGBY (Best Friends; Regular Show; Toon Amazing Race 16)
KATIE AND SADIE (BFFFLs; Total Drama series; Toon Amazing Race 16)
APPLEJACK AND RAINBOW (Friends; My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; Toon Amazing Race 16)
18 LEGS...
BUNCH OF PEOPLE...
BUNCH OF PLACES...
TOON AMAZING RACE...
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Leg Seven
(Fade in to the front of the mall. All 16 teams are there oddly enough)
Penny: I wonder why we're all here.
Sticky: Something must be up.
(The hosts arrives, looking serious)
Daggett: Hey guys! What gives in us showing up early?
JusSonic: Listen up, we didn't want to alarm you guys but the teams who were eliminated never got to the hotel.
(The teams looks worried)
Danny: Did you see who it was?
Orange Ratchet: Nope, but we're working on it. But because of what happened, we are making some new changes.
JusSonic: One, you are allow to use your weapons and powers to defend yourself...just not help in the challenges.
Orange Ratchet: Second, here are your clues.
(The teams got their clues, which has tranquilizer darts on wrist devices)
Samus: So what are these?
Orange Ratchet: Tranquilizer darts. If the teams are being kidnapped, one shot would knocked them out. You each get 5 darts which will be refilled for each leg so don't waste your shots.
JusSonic: Finally, we won't be turning around from now on. We will watch the teams leave so we could figure out what was going on at the end of each leg.
Orange Ratchet: Other than that, go!
(The teams look at their clues, reading them carefully)
Foxxy: (reads clue) "Go through a nearby mirror and enter the Reverse World."
JusSonic: (V.O.) Teams must go into a nearby mirror and enter the Reverse World, as seen in the previous Pokemon movie and the Pokemon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum games. Once there, they gotta look for this wall (shows a wall) that is different than the others. That is where they will find their next clue.
Katie: (pause) Does anybody ACTUALLY remember this race?
Falcon: (smiles) I do!
Samus: We've been eliminated first, no we haven't?
Heather: That's fine, NOBODY remembers Toon Amazing Race 7 as well...
Daggett: (waves hand) I do!
Twilight: Same here.
Goofy: So did I!
Mickey: Well, I'm going to say that most of here saw the season.
Heather: Ugh!
Foxxy: (C.S.) So basically we is going into a race that mostly no one remembers. Well, that sounds reasonable. Orange didn't like that season for odd reason.
Clara: (C.S.) Foxxy and I are getting along so well. It's like being friends with the enemy!
Susan: (C.S.) Look like we're doing fine without any extras to slow us down.
Mary: (C.S.) Correct. As long as we stay up ahead, this race is ours.
Timmy: (C.S.) I guess we're all leaving at the same time, then?
Danny: (C.S.) May as well...
JusSonic: (sighs) Yeah, you guys are leaving at the same time. (points to mirror) Here's the mirror, just go!
(Everyone nods as they started to enter. We see Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa, Sasuke, Scratch and Grounder chained up to a table.)
Doofenshmirtz: But I was already evil!
Vanessa: He has! Haven't you checked his background?
???: I'm aware, but I just can't take the risk! You're all being hypnotized to be new slaves to do my bidding!
Grounder: Uh, do we really need to be back? Some of us are...
???: Oh shut up and fall under already.
Sasuke: (notices) Wait I know you. You're Ma...
(Suddenly the group yelps as they fell under the spell. A while later, in the Reverse World...)
Falcon: Damn, this world is complicated than I remembered it...and that's only from what I was told.
Samus: (nods) Tell me about it.
Falcon: (C.S.) In Reverse Worlds, things can get a bit crazy over time.
Samus: (C.S.) If you don't know your way, you're screwed.
Todd: (notices) Is this it?
(Kairi spots a wall, reaching into it and pulling out a clue)
Kairi: Found it.
(The players reach into the wall and get their next clue)
Katie: (reads clue) "Up or Down". Definitely a Detour.
JusSonic: (V.O.) In this Detour, a team must choose between Up or Down. In Up, a team will go to the tallest building which is very high and walk up it, literally. Upon arrival, they will arrive at a room that has puzzles. Their job is to take one and form the picture of Giratina Origin. Once they do so, their next clue will frigging appear.
Orange Ratchet: (V.O.) In Down, a team must walk down and go to the bottom. There, they must find 3 jewels, diamond, pearl and a platinum bar. There, they must put them in this well (shows a well). Once they do so, their next clue will appear.
Timmy: I say puzzle. I am not in any condition to go down.
Trixie: (worried) Timmy, you sure you can move?
Timmy: I sure am.
Timmy: (C.S.) Despite being injured, I am determined to continue with this race. I am not letting Trixie down.
Trixie: (C.S.) I'm willing to help Timmy when he needs it. The boy...yeah, he needs it.
Heather: Let's do Puzzle.
Gwen: All right.
Katie/Sadie/Penny/Sticky/Joel/Mike/Foxxy/Clara/Danny/June/Norbert/Daggett/Ember/Desiree/Mickey/Hiram/Falcon/Samus/Todd/Riley/Kairi/Ariel/Applejack/Rainbow/Mordecai/Rigby/Susan/Mary: Up!
Kairi: Well, that was a unianimous decision...
(With that said, everyone started following Timmy and Trixie to the top of the building. Pretty soon, we go to everyone as they were solving the puzzles...)
Timmy: I think this goes... no, that's not right...
Trixie: Just keep trying...
Foxxy: We better get somewhere with this...
Mickey: (tongue sticks out a little as he got his puzzle solved.) Got it!
(MICKEY AND HIRAM- 1st at Clue 2)
Mickey: Go towards the edge of the... cliff?
JusSonic: (V.O.) You really didn't like this race, did you?
Orange Ratchet: (V.O.) You should have had more variety OTHER than Nintendo characters, I'm just saying... THAT, and the worlds you picked... weren't REALLY ones I looked at as much... I didn't even get into Pokémon Platinum until it was too late, and I didn't get this far, so to me, it was a HUGE spoiler!
JusSonic: (V.O.) Noted, in the future, no nodes that require a LOT of explaining to you...
Orange Ratchet: (V.O.) THANK you.
JusSonic: (V.O.) Anyway... Teams must now go to the edge of a cliff in the Reverse World where they will find the next clue.
Mickey: Come on, dad!
Hiram: Right!
(As Mickey and Hiram left, with Donald and Goofy soon following... more teams got the clue.)
(JOEL AND MIKE- 2nd at Clue 2)
(NORBERT AND DAGGETT- 3rd at Clue 2)
(FALCON AND SAMUS- 4th at Clue 2)
(HEATHER AND GWEN- 5th at Clue 2)
(MORDECAI AND RIGBY- 6th at Clue 2)
Joel: Edge of the cliff we go?
Everyone: Yes.
Rigby: Come on, come on!
(As the other teams left, some with their extras, more teams got the clue...)
(DANNY AND JUNE- 7th at Clue 2)
(PENNY AND STICKY- 8th at Clue 2)
(KATIE AND SADIE- 9th at Clue 2)
(APPLEJACK AND RAINBOW- 10th at Clue 2)
(FOXXY AND CLARA- 11th at Clue 2)
(EMBER AND DESIREE- 12th at Clue 2)
Ember: All right, come on, come on!
(Everyone nodded as they left. Pretty soon, the last four teams got their clues)
(SUSAN AND MARY- 13th at Clue 2)
(TODD AND RILEY- 14th at Clue 2)
(KAIRI AND ARIEL- 15th at Clue 2)
(TIMMY AND TRIXIE- 16th at Clue 2)
Trixie: Come on, we're already behind...
Timmy: That, or one of the writers is RUSHING through this leg...
(Goes to JusSonic and Orange Ratchet, the former angrily looking at Orange, who was holding a remote control.)
Orange: Sorry, but like I told you, I don't know much about Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, I got into those games pretty late...
JusSonic: What Pokémon games DID you play?
Orange: Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby and X and Y.
JusSonic: Oh...
(Meanwhile, over near the edge of the cliff, Mickey and Hiram reached the next clue.)
Mickey: (opens clue) The bungee jumping Roadblock...
Orange Ratchet: (V.O.) In this Roadblock, teams will have to do something that's not quite Reverse World worthy, but interesting enough... this task is bungee-jumping. They must grab the clue from a bungee-jump below...
JusSonic: (V.O.) I remember this... you completely rushed through Toon Amazing Race 7... like what you're doing to this leg right now...
Orange Ratchet: (V.O.) Well, yeah, because I didn't know much about these people or the places they went to...
Hiram: I'll do this one...
(Pretty soon... everyone else arrived for the Roadblock...)
Foxxy: I'm doing this one...
Gwen: Doing this...
Penny: I can take it...
Trixie: I better do this one...
Desiree: I'm interested in this one...
Mike: I'm doing this...
Katie: I have the most capacity for this Roadblock.
Norbert: Hey, Dag, this is perfect for you!
Daggett: Cool!
Samus: I'm doing this one...
Mordecai: I'm doing it...
Applejack: I can do the bungee-jump!
Todd: Doing this one!
Kairi: I'll take this task!
Danny: I'm doing it!
Mary: I'm doing this one!
(And so, with that, Hiram, Foxxy, Gwen, Penny, Trixie, Desiree, Mike, Katie, Daggett, Samus, Mordecai, Applejack, Todd, Kairi, Danny and Mary were getting set up as they started the bungee-jump down below. It took a long while, but soon... someone got the clue.)
(We then cut to JusSonic and Orange Ratchet, the former punching Orange and slapping the remote off his hand.)
Orange: What?
JusSonic: Can you be MORE obvious with your fast-forwarding?
Orange Ratchet: This just isn't interesting... look, next leg, we'll try again and try for something new...
JusSonic: Okay, rusher!
(Anyway... Hiram and Mike managed to get their clues.)
Hiram: Got it!
Mike: So do I! (As Mike reunites with Joel and his team, Mickey and Hiram already joined up as Mike opened the clue) Pit Stop time...
JusSonic: (V.O.) Teams must now go to Giratina's cave, where the guardian of Giratina rests. Anyway, this is the next Pitstop in this leg of the race. The last team to check in here... WILL be eliminated.
Joel: Come on, we're getting close!
(Joel and Mike and Mickey and Hiram, along with their extras started to leave as about every team got their clue at the same time...)
Bucky: (pause) Okay, that can't be a coincidence...
Hank: Shut up, Bucky...
Gwen: (opens clue) Pit Stop time!
(Everyone nodded as they were all starting to race now.)
(Over at the Pit Stop, JusSonic, Orange Ratchet and Giratina were waiting as the first team came in.)
Giratina: Welcome my friends to the Reverse World.
Mickey: Thanks...
JusSonic: Mickey and Hiram, you are team number one!
(MICKEY AND HIRAM- 1ST PLACE) (3:02 AM)
JusSonic: And as the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a lifetime supply of cheese!
Mickey: Nice!
Donald: Just cheese?
Hiram: Don't complain, it's cheese!
JusSonic: (glares at Orange) Cheese? Really?
Orange: (shrugs)
(A moment later, Joel and Mike arrived.)
JusSonic: Joel and Mike, you are team number two!
(JOEL AND MIKE- 2ND PLACE) (3:03 AM)
Mike: (smiles) We'll take it...
Joel: Yeah, it's not so bad...
(JusSonic and Orange Ratchet waited patiently for the next teams to arrive... but pretty soon a whole mess of them came in as they were trying to squeeze in...)
JusSonic: Holy s***... uh... okay, let's do this by threes. Norbert and Daggett, Falcon and Samus and Heather and Gwen, you are teams number three, four and five respectively.
(NORBERT AND DAGGETT- 3RD PLACE) (3:09 AM)
(FALCON AND SAMUS- 4TH PLACE) (3:10 AM)
(HEATHER AND GWEN- 5TH PLACE) (3:11 AM)
Gwen: (nods) All right...
Heather: We'll take it...
Orange Ratchet: Mordecai and Rigby, Ember and Desiree and Penny and Sticky, you guys are teams number six, seven and eight respectively.
(MORDECAI AND RIGBY- 6TH PLACE) (3:12 AM)
(EMBER AND DESIREE- 7TH PLACE) (3:13 AM)
(PENNY AND STICKY- 8TH PLACE) (3:14 AM)
Penny: Cool...
JusSonic: Danny and June, Applejack and Rainbow and Foxxy and Clara... you are teams number nine, ten and eleven respectively.
(DANNY AND JUNE- 9TH PLACE) (3:15 AM)
(APPLEJACK AND RAINBOW- 10TH PLACE) (3:16 AM)
(FOXXY AND CLARA- 11TH PLACE) (3:17 AM)
Orange Ratchet: Katie and Sadie, Timmy and Trixie and Todd and Riley, you are teams number twelve, thirteen and fourteen respectively.
(KATIE AND SADIE- 12TH PLACE) (3:18 AM)
(TIMMY AND TRIXIE- 13TH PLACE) (3:19 AM)
(TODD AND RILEY- 14TH PLACE) (3:20 AM)
Todd: Awesome!
Riley: Cool!
JusSonic: (turns to Kairi and Ariel and Susan and Mary) Interestingly... that leaves you two teams left...
Orange Ratchet: And judging by who crossed the map first... sorry, Susan and Mary... but you have been eliminated from the Amazing Race.
(KAIRI AND ARIEL- 15TH PLACE) (3:21 AM)
(SUSAN AND MARY- LAST TEAM) (3:22 AM) (ELIMINATED)
Kairi: (sighs in relief)
Ariel: Great!
Susan: (sighs) Well, I guess it just wasn't meant to be...
Mary: Yeah, at least we tried our best...
JusSonic: You two at least made it far...
Mary: (nods) Truth...
Susan: (C.S.) Well, it looks like a lot has happened... I guess we weren't destined at all to win...
Mary: (C.S.) Statistically, it was likely to happen... but live and let learn... at least we gave it our all...
(As Susan and Mary were departing, JusSonic and Orange Ratchet had their eyes peeled...)
Orange Ratchet: Ouch, my eyes are straining....
JusSonic: Orange, I'm not turning around to look at your injured eyes...
(All of a sudden, a bright light flashed...)
JusSonic: I'M BLIND!
(When the bright light cleared, their eyes widened to see Susan and Mary had just disappeared... then they turned to the other teams.)
JusSonic: Did anybody see what happened, we both got blinded...
Danny: I didn't see who it was...
(All the teams shook their heads)
Foxxy: Sorry...
Crow: Couldn't see a thing...
JusSonic: DAMN IT!
(A little while later, we see JusSonic and Orange Ratchet trying to look at the footage...)
JusSonic: Okay, let's see what we have...
Orange Ratchet: Hang on, I think I may have something... (The lights faded away a little) It's still too bright, but if you make out the outline, you can totally see Susan and Mary being nabbed in a burlap sack by someone invisible.
JusSonic: (frowns) How does this help us?
Orange Ratchet: (pause) Oh s***. I think this is a theory, but you don't think the villains are back, do you?
JusSonic: Why would they be? Aren't they under contract?
Orange Ratchet: I think I made that up. I'm not sure...
JusSonic: You made that up? (Pause) I thought that was a rule...
Orange Ratchet: No, I just said that because I didn't want any villain interference, I wanted a normal freaking race... but it seems we can't be pleased... (Sighs) In the future, we're going to have to bar extras and villain interferences...
JusSonic: So, you think it's the same villains, like with Bobcat, Quackula and them?
Orange Ratchet: I think that was when NEROS was here... anyway, I doubt it's them... I don't know who's setting it up...
JusSonic: One of your characters?
Orange Ratchet: (sighs) NO! Because then I would have to instruct you to characterize them correctly!
JusSonic: (groans) And Lord KNOWS I've had enough of these stupid criticisms from how I characterize people like Lorcan...
Orange Ratchet: (shakes head) No, I think it's someone else...
JusSonic: But who?
Orange Ratchet: I wish I knew...
END OF LEG 7
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NEXT TIME ON TOON AMAZING RACE: ULTIMATE ALL-STARS...
(We see JusSonic holding a gun to Orange Ratchet's head)
JusSonic: And no fast-forwarding through this footage, GOT IT?
Orange Ratchet: Okay, okay... god!
New announcer: (V.O.) JusSonic and Orange Ratchet decide to make this leg the best ever!
(We then see teams going into the world of Star Wars...)
New Announcer: (V.O.) And as teams go into the world of Star Wars for their next destination...
(We see Susan and Mary now being hypnotized...)
New Announcer: (V.O.) The new hypnotized victims has just arrived...
???: (sighs) I freaking love my job...
(We then see Foxxy and Clara, Danny and June and Heather and Gwen teaming up...)
New Announcer: (V.O.) And what is this new alliance coming up?
Danny: ...We're working with them?
June: We need all the getting ahead we can get...
Danny: (shrugs) I guess we'll take it.
(Slow motion shot of Danny and June shaking hands with Foxxy and Heather.)
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CURRENT STANDINGS SO FAR...
1st- Mickey and Hiram (3:02 AM)
2nd- Joel and Mike (3:03 AM)
3rd- Norbert and Daggett (3:09 AM)
4th- Falcon and Samus (3:10 AM)
5th- Heather and Gwen (3:11 AM)
6th- Mordecai and Rigby (3:12 AM)
7th- Ember and Desiree (3:13 AM)
8th- Penny and Sticky (3:14 AM)
9th- Danny and June (3:15 AM)
10th- Applejack and Rainbow (3:16 AM)
11th- Foxxy and Clara (3:17 AM)
12th- Katie and Sadie (3:18 AM)
13th- Timmy and Trixie (3:19 AM)
14th- Todd and Riley (3:20 AM)
15th- Kairi and Ariel (3:21 AM)
16th- Susan and Mary (ELIMINATED)
17th- Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa (ELIMINATED)
18th- Scratch and Grounder (ELIMINATED)
19th- Trent and Owen (ELIMINATED)
20th- Mario and Luigi (ELIMINATED)
21st- Beavis and Butthead (ELIMINATED)
22nd- Minnie and Daisy (ELIMINATED)
23rd- Snow and Cinderella (ELIMINATED)
24th- Chance and Shadow (ELIMINATED)
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(Author's note: Sorry about the short leg, the next leg will be longer... and I will be SURE that it'll be longer!)