Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 81: 81. Episode 80: Arabian Pain in the asses
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(We cut to outside a fortress in the desert. Familiar theme music plays.)
Announcer: Folks, don't get lost because we're now at another damn episode of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Announcer: You betcha! And now your hosts!
(The audience applauds as we see Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese arriving)
Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show.
Cream: Love it or hate it, we're here to stay.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Stitch: Last time, we made a damn fool out of the Monsters Inc. Scarer Randall Boggs. Today, we're going after a completely different kinda monster.
Lilo: Yep. This time, it's Mozenrath, an episode of Aladdin who has been bugging the hero in his TV series. You know what that mean, folks?
Audience: INSTANT HELL!
Cream: Yeah! Time we get this episode start with 4 pranks and all!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!
Lilo: Time to kick some ass, shall we, folks?
(The group goes into the palace, dodging the usual Merlucks. Stitch goes through a drawer and finds some spikes on it.)
Stitch: Who the hell keeps spikes in a drawer?
Cheese: Chao.
(The group goes into the hallway. Cream grabs a marker and use it to vandalized Mozenrath's picture)
Cream: Hee hee hee. Classic.
(The group now enters the throne room. Stitch put spikes in Mozenrath's throne.)
Stitch: Two pranks set up.
Lilo: Yeah.
(The group leaves the throne, dodging more of the bad guys as they go upstairs. Mozenrath came into a hallway)
Mozenrath: Heh heh. I always love days like these. Time to decide what to...
(Mozenrath then gasps as he saw his picture a mess. The audience laughs as the villain jumps up and down, swearing.)
Mozenrath: WHOSE RESPONSIBLE?!
(Mozenrath calms down as he clean the picture up.)
Mozenrath: I hate vandals!
(The group now enters a magic room. Cream takes a potion of lava.)
Cream: Luckily this glass is lava proof.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Lilo: I know what to do next.
(In Mozenrath's throne room, the villain enters a bit)
Mozenrath: I shall release my monster that attacks anyone, even me, onto Aladdin. First off, I need a sit down to think.
(Mozenrath sat in his throne...then screams upon sitting on the spikes, sending him to the ceiling and crashing into it. The audience laughs as the villain lands on the floor. He got up, cursing and screaming.)
Mozenrath: WHAT THE HELL?!
(In Mozenrath's room, Lilo grabs a rug nearby while Cream pours the lava into the villain's gauntlet.)
Cream: Hee hee hee. Sweet.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Lilo: Oh! I got one more idea for the last prank!
(The group leaves quickly. They all enter some sort of room above the monster's pit. Stitch opens the trapdoor before Lilo put the rug over the hole.)
Lilo: Now to put up bait...
Stitch: (holds up dummy) Meega got dummy ready, Lilo!
(In Mozenrath, the villain enters as he gets his gauntlet)
Mozenrath: I will just need to put this one then summon the monster. Then...
(Once Mozenrath puts the glove on, he screams from the lava pouring onto his boney hands. The audience laughs as he runs around screaming)
Mozenrath: AHHHHH!
(Once the villain is calmed down, Mozenrath got the lava out while groaning)
Mozenrath: Ugh...
(A while later, the villain goes into a familiar room then saw a familiar dummy dressed like up a certain hero)
Mozenrath: So, Aladdin! It was you! Time for you to...
(Mozenrath unknowingly steps onto the carpet...and falls right into the hole.)
Mozenrath: (V.O.) Where the hell am I?
Monster: (V.O.) Grrrrr.
Mozenrath: (V.O./horrified) Oh no!
(We can hear mauling and beating up noises as Mozenrath is heard screaming. In another room, Lilo's group cheers and high-five one another)
Stitch: Kick ass, weega did it!
Cream: Yeah! That will knock that meanie down a notch or two!
(The audience cheers)
Lilo: Folks, hope you all love that! Mozenrath got mauled by his own monster and you folks have fun!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!
Lilo: That's all for today but stay tuned next time as we go after the mad scientist of the Tiny Toons Doctor Gene Spicer. Until then...
All: SEE YOU LATER!
(The audience cheers as everyone waves to us. We fade to black, ending the cartoon.)