Episode 55: A Fish Fry!

(We fade in as the music of the show begins in Mack Salmon's HQ)

Announcer: All right, folks, time for another frigging episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your favorite hosts!

(The audience cheer and applaud as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appear, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks. How many of you enjoy what we did to Taurus Bulba in the last episode?

Audience: YEAH!!!

Stitch: Thought so. Weega are here to torture yet another creep.

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: First off, we like to welcome back our Freelance Police pals, Sam and Max!

(The audience applaud as the mentioned heroes arrive, shaking hands with the hosts)

Sam: Hey, great to be back.

Max: I just love making pranks as well as torturing assholes.

Lilo: Right, especially since the victim today is Mack Salmon, your longtime nemesis.

Cream: You guys ready to perform 4 awesome pranks on him?

Sam and Max: Hell yeah!

Stitch: Ih, time for us to begin!

Lilo: (to audience) Stick around, folks! We're going to do some crap!

(The group goes inside the hideout. Max goes through a drawer and pull out a bottle of ink)

Max: Sweet.

(Stitch took some ashes from a cigarette tray as the group enter the next room which is the kitchn. Stitch smirks as he put the ashes on some cake)

Stitch: Ashes and cake don't mix, bitch.

(Now the heroes enter the next room which is the throne room. Cream pull out a screwdriver and quickly use it on the throne)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Max smirk as he grab some fish bowl cleaner stuff and switch it with the ink bottle)

Max: Oh boy!

Sam: To the bathroom!

(The heroes leave the throne room quickly. Meanwhile we see Mack entering the kitchen, using his body to get some ash covered cake)

Mack: Hmmm, this fish is hungry....

(The body put the cake in the bowl and he ate it. Suddenly Mack spit out the stuff in disgust and alarm. The villain scream and curse in anger)

Mack: AHHHHHH! Who did this?!

(Now the heroes are in the bathroom. Sam grab a little hard to see plunger and put it above the sink that has water in it)

Sam: Heh heh, right into the toilet.

Lilo: This is going to be damn cool.

(Back in the throne room, Mack Salmon arrive as he sat down)

Mack Salmon: What a way...

(Suddenly the throne breaks and collapses sending Mack right onto the floor. The audience laughs as he got back up, cursing furiously)

Mack: DAMN IT ALL! WHO DID THIS AS WELL?!

(Mack groan as he grab the ink bottle unknowingly)

Mack: My bowl needs cleaning...

(The evil fish however squirts ink into the bowl causing the whole thing to get dirty some more. The audience laughs as the villain scream

Mack: AHHHHHHH! I GOTTA GET TO THE BATHROOM!!!

(The villain rush out of the throne room, returning to the bathroom and stopping near the sink)

Mack: Bombs away!

(Mack jumps out of the bowl and towards the sink. But he hit the hard to see the plunger by mistake sending them flying right into the toilet. The villain scream as he reach up...and pull the lever by mistake. The audience laughs as Mack goes down the damn toilet)

Mack: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Once the villain is gone, the hosts and their pals appear, laughing happily and madly)

Lilo: All right, yes, another one bit the dust!

Max: Man, I just love to pull these pranks on fish for brains.

Sam: You crack me up, little buddy.

Cream: 4 pranks are done, folks, and Mack deserve that.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Weega like to thank Sam and Max for helping out.

Lilo: Yep. Join us next time when we target Ra's al Ghul of Batman villain fame. Until next time...

All: Bye!

(The audience cheer as we fade to black, ending the episode)