Episode 53: A Diamond in the Butt

(We cut to the desert as we see familiar figures riding on a camel)

Narrator: (quietly) Come with me to a place where we see a (loudly) A FRIGGING KICKED ASS new season premiere episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Now your hosts Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the hosts riding on the camel)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back with the season premiere episode. Our last season finale show us taking down Shere Khan.

Stitch: Ih, weega are ready for another asshole.

Cream: Right. We are arriving at our location where Aladdin and his friends are meeting us.

Cheese: (notice) Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience applaud as we see the Aladdin cast. The hosts stop their camel and shake hands)

Jasmine: Hey guys, thanks for having us on the show.

Abu: (squeaks)

Iago: I'm ready to do this.

Lilo: Right. We're going to pull 4 pranks on that desert rat jerk Abis Mal.

Aladdin: He has been a big trouble for us since he help free Jafar. Can't wait.

Cream: Neither do, ready audience?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: All right, let's kick some ass!

(The group enter Abis Mal's hideout. Aladdin swipe a rope while Abu grab some diamonds. They dodge some of Abis Mal's thieves, then glance at the jerk himself)

Abis Mal: Hee hee, all the money for me as usual.

Genie: Ooooh, wouldn't I love to pranked that bum. (grins) And now, I got a chance.

(Genie use his magic on the rope and diamonds making a trap for the thief, then cover it with leaves to hide the rope)

Genie: Heh heh heh.

(Lilo picks up some sort of rug that looks like a rat. Iago grabs a roller skate)

Iago: What the heck is this thing for?

Lilo: Who knows? Who cares?

(Lilo put the rug on a thief's hat. The girl smirk as one of the thiefs pick it up and put it on)

Lilo: Heh heh.

(We now see Abis Mal walking and seeing the diamonds)

Abis Mal: Hey, how did those get there? (smirks) Well, they're mine now!

(Abis Mal goes over and try to pick up the diamonds...but he set off the trap. The audience laughs as the thief get hanging into the air, hitting the ground and such like mad before getting freed. The jerk stood up and curse like mad)

Abis Mal: Damn it all!!!!

(Meanwhile with Lilo's group, Iago put a skate nearby while Aladdin push a stone hard, causing a hole to the outside appear)

Aladdin: Heh. Carpet, you wanna help?

(Carpet nods as he lies on the ground, waiting patiently. Cream took out some bug loving lotion and switch it with some bug repellent nearby)

Cream: Hee hee. This is going to be great.

(Now we see the thief recovering)

Abis Mal: Hooo, I will sue whoever did that.

(Abis Mal yelps as he saw what appears to be a rat near a top of a pile of gold)

Abis Mal: Gah! A rat!

(Abis Mal grabs a golden scepter and hits the rat...and hit the thief that the rug is on, much to his shock as the minion appears, looking pissed off)

Abis Mal: Oh crap...

(The minion grabs his boss and beat the hell out of him before tossing him away. The audience laughs at that.)

Abis Mal: OOOOOOUCH!

(Later, we see Abis Mal groaning a bit as he walks into a familiar area)

Abis Mal: Ugh, stupid minion. (swipes) And these stupid bugs!

(Abis Mal grabs a familiar bottle and pour it on his face. He yelps in alarm as the bugs quickly attached themselves to himself, bugging, kissing, etc. like mad. The audience laugh as he got them off, the thief has bug bites all over himself)

Abis Mal: Damn it allllll! AHHHHHHHH!!!

(Abis Mal steps on Carpet unknowingly. Suddenly the latter moves sending the thief flying forward and stepping on the roller skate, being send forward some more)

Abis Mal: Whoooooooa!

(Abis Mal is send flying through the new hole and right outside screaming. The audience laughs like mad. We now see the hosts laughing as they came out)

Lilo: All right, 4 pranks done!

Aladdin: Cool!

Genie: All right, now that's magic!

Cream: What a great way to celebrate our season premiere. Thank guys for helping us out.

Iago: What, you mean we don't as always?

(The audience cheers like mad)

Lilo: (to camera) That's our season premiere, folks. Join us next time when we make pranks on Darkwing Duck villain Taurus Bulba.

Stitch: Until then, later!

(The audience cheer as we fade to black, ending the episode)