Episode 139: Dead Man's prank

 

(We fade in to a big nasty zombie like shop as familiar music begins to play)

 

Announcer: Ahoy, mateys! Time to set sail for our season finale! Avast mateys and feast ye eyes on...

 

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS OF HELL!

 

Announcer: Arrrrrr! Now, here be your hosts!

 

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group came in, waving to them)

 

Lilo: Hey everyone! Welcome to our season finale! We came a long way this season.

 

Cream: And just in time for Christmas too, so how about we give ourselves a holiday gift with pranks on a certain bad guy?

 

Stitch: Weega took down Gorilla Grodd, time for another hard ass to get his desserts.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Lilo: On our season finale, we are taking on the Grim Reaper of the Sea, the evil squid face, Davy Jones of the Pirates of the Caribbean series.

 

Cream: Seems hard to do but we did that before, right folks?

 

Audience: YEAH!

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

Lilo: All right. 8 pranks are going to be performed. This will give you all a season finale Christmas to remember.

 

Stitch: So let's go have some fun, shall weega?

 

Audience: YEAH!

 

(The group moves through the ship, dodging the crew members. They spotted some sort of cannon nearby.)

 

Lilo: Time for prank 1.

 

(Lilo took out a nasty squid creature and throws it into the cannon)

 

Lilo: Hee hee hee. Cool.

 

Cream: All right. Now for prank 2.

 

(The group now sneaks into Davy's room. They sneak over to the organ before Cream takes out some bubbles soap, dumping it into the pipes.)

 

Cream: This will be fun. Hee hee hee. Six more pranks.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

(The group leaves the cabin. We see. Davy Jones moving, glancing at the cannons.)

 

Davy: They be in working orders. Enough to terrorize me enemies and send them to me locker.

 

(Davy inspects a familiar cannon...but yelps as a squid creature jumps out and attacks him. The audience laughs as the creature mauls him like mad until Davy tosses the thing off.)

 

Davy: (anger mark) ARGH!

 

(In a part of the ship, the group stops by the stairs and drop some marbles near the stairs, glancing at a hole)

 

Stitch: Oh boy. He is in for a fall.

 

Lilo: Yeah, all right five more pranks left.

 

(Inside his cabin, Davy sat down, sighing as he gets ready to play)

 

Davy: The organ makes me calm on these wicked travels.

 

(Davy begins to play, but yells as bubbles came out, filling the whole room. The audience laughs like mad.)

 

Davy: ARRR! WHAT THE HELL BE THIS?!

 

(We return to Lilo's group as they arrives near the hold where an undead octopus is at, sleeping)

 

Lilo: Awww, look. He's peaceful when he's sleeping...

 

Cream: Wanna wake him up?

 

Lilo: Yep!

 

(Cream stops a sound detector near the bottom before the gang heads upstairs. We cut to Davy Jones who fumes as he continues his way through the ship.)

 

Davy: Those prankers be in here somewhere. When I get them...

 

(Davy however slips on the marbles, screaming as he fell through the hole.)

 

Davy: AHHHHHH!!!!

 

(The audience laughs as Davy came back, jumping up and down angrily)

 

Davy: ARRRRR!!!

 

(Returning to Lilo's group, we see a plate of spoiled fish food marked "For Davy")

 

Stitch: Ick! Disgusting!

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

(Stitch smirks as he put in some toilet pills into the food)

 

Stitch: Let's see if stupid head wanna go to the bathroom...if he can!

 

Lilo: Hee hee hee!

 

(Davy heads into the octopus room, frowning)

 

Davy: Where are they? They gotta be...

 

(Davy steps on the sound detector, setting it off. The octopus woke up, growls angrily as he grabs Davy)

 

Davy: Awww, bloody hell!

 

(The undead octopus beats up Davy as the audience laughs like mad. The sea creature threw the pirate away before going back to sleep. Davy got up, annoyed.)

 

Davy: Damn it!

 

(Returning to Lilo's group, we see them going near a hole in a wall which is opened.)

 

Lilo: Hmmm, interesting.

 

Stitch: Let's use this to our advantage!

 

(The four took out a tape recorder and plays it before Cheese tossed it into the hole)

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Lilo: (laughs) All right! Two more pranks left!

 

(In the gallery, Davy fumes as he came back and begins eating)

 

Davy: So far, I can't find them. They be fast, they be...

 

(Davy yelps as his stomach begins to roars)

 

Davy: Poisoning my ass! ARRR!!!

 

(Davy rushes off to the nearby bathroom and went in. The audience laughs as we hear him scream like mad.)

 

Davy: (V.O.) ARRRRR!!!!

 

(We now see the heroes once more as they stop at area)

 

Lilo: All right, this is the perfect spot.

 

(Lilo's group put down dummies of themselves with Stitch putting a land mine near them)

 

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

 

Cream: One more prank!

 

(We see Davy, recovered, groaning as he goes near the familiar hole)

 

Davy: Oooh, they make me look foolish for the last time!

 

(The evil Grim Reaper pirate hears voices from a hole, smirking)

 

Davy: Ah ha! They be trying to hide in the cannon! Not this time!

 

(Davy jumps into the hole, crawling through, but found the tape recorder)

 

Davy: (confused) The hell?

 

(Suddenly, one of Davy's men, unaware that he's inside, fires off the cannon, sending him flying)

 

Davy: ARRRR!!!

 

(The audience laughs as he came back a while later, jumping up and down, angrily)

 

Davy: DAMN IT TO ME LOCKER!!!

 

(Near the steering wheel, the group came closer. Cream squeezed out super glue right onto the wheel itself before Stitch breaks off the safely thing.)

 

Stitch: Ha ha ha! Final prank is done.

 

Lilo: All right. Let' see if ugly tries to catch on!

 

(We see Davy moving around, looking before spotting the dummies)

 

Davy: YOU!

 

(Davy teleports near the dummies but activates the mine which blows up. One explosion later and the villain is a hell of a mess. The audience laughs as Davy jumps up and down, angrily)

 

Davy: ARRR, DAMN IT! LAST STRAW!!!!

 

(A while later, Davy arrives at the steering wheel, spotting the hosts)

 

Cheese: (waving) Chao!

 

Cream: Hi there!

 

Davy: No escape this time!

 

(Davy lunges but the heroes move out of the way in time, causing him to grab the wheel which his tentacles are stuck to. The villain yelps as the wheel and ship begins to spin out of control.)

 

Davy: ARRRGGGH!!!!

 

(The ship lunges right into the ocean, disappearing from sight. We see Lilo's group in a speedboat as the audience laughs.)

 

Stitch: (laughing) Oopsie!

 

Lilo: Yeah, looks like we did it!

 

Cream: One big finale to a villain of our season finale!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao chao!

 

(The audience applauds wildly)

 

Lilo: Folks, thank you for having us throughout the season! We enjoy you all!

 

Stitch: And weega like to thank our baddies for going through our fun this season. They have been good sports...

 

All: NOT!

 

(The audience laughs madly)

 

Cream: We are taking a break for a while, but be sure to come back for our next season of...

 

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

 

(The audience applauds as the hosts move on their way. We fade to black, ending the season)

 

The End

 

A/N: And a great season comes to a clue! Read and review, folks!