Episode 134: Taking the King by the horn

 

(We fade in to an ancient castle as familiar music begins to play)

 

Announcer: Greetings, knights and damsels! We are ready for another gut turning episode of...

 

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

 

Announcer: You got that right! And now...your hosts!

 

(The audience applauds as the hosts appear, waving to the audience)

 

Lilo: Welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell folks, where we go medieval on the jerks' asses.

 

Stitch: Vicious as possible!

 

Cream: We have fun in our previous episode in taking down that evil meanie hat Doris.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

Lilo: Now in our episode, we're taking on a folk that may be hard to prank...

 

Stitch: But not for us!

 

Cheese: Chao.

 

Cream: Right, the evil monster known as the Horned King, the evil villain of "The Black Cauldron".

 

Stitch: Causing evils tuff like kidnapping, killing, bringing back the dead, attempted world domination.

 

Lilo: Tonight, we will doing the punishing on him. Would you folks like that?

 

Audience: Yeah!

 

Cheese: Chao.

 

Cream: Likely you because we're doing 7 pranks on the Horned King.

 

Stitch: Excited? Youga bet your ass meega am!

 

Lilo: So stick around as we punish this guy in ways we could think up!

 

Audience: YEAH!

 

(The group moves forward through the place, dodging the soldiers. They came to the Horned King's figure where Stitch smirks and vandalized it with a marker.)

 

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Classic.

 

(The group heads into the armory where the weapons are. Lilo took out a huge magnet and hits a huge sword, magnetizing it hard)

 

Lilo: Wait until he checks THAT out.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

(The group leaves. As they dodge more soldiers, they enter the throne room. As they go up to the throne itself, Stitch took out a saw and saw the throne quickly.)

 

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

 

Lilo: Nice. Okay, four more pranks left.

 

(We see the Horned King moving)

 

The Horned King: World domination is at my paws. All I need is...

 

(The Horned King looks shocked as he saw his portrait a mess. The audience laughs as he roars furiously, blasting the portrait.)

 

Horned King: WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!

 

(The group now enter the kitchen area where the Horned King food is prepared. Cream took out some pills that makes one go to the bathroom and drops it in the villain's food.)

 

Cream: All right. Now 3 more pranks left.

 

(We see the Horned King entering the place, picking up his sword)

 

Horned King: (grins) This sword has led me to a lot of victories. No one shall...

 

(Suddenly the Horned King yelps as the magnetized sword begins bringing all the weapons in the room at him at once. The audience laughs as madly as the Horned King knocks them away, pissed.)

 

Horned King: ARGHHHHHH!!!

 

(We cut back to the hosts who heads to a grate. Stitch removes it then puts a rug over it. The group sneak over to the other side carefully.)

 

Lilo: All right, time to set up prank number 5.

 

Cream: Right.

 

(Cream put down an alarm clock and throws it into a room with a creature sleeping)

 

Cream: All right, let's go.

 

(We see the Horned King who growls as he sits in his throne)

 

Horned King: My enemies has been lucky...but they will not de...

 

(The villain yelps as his throne collapses, knocking the Horned King to the floor. The audience laughs as he got up angrily.)

 

Horned King: AAAAARGH!!!

 

(Now back with the heroes, they head down a hallway where Stitch opens a grate a pit then drops some marbles onto the floor)

 

Lilo: All right! Now one more prank left!

 

(Back in the other room, the Horned King recovers as his minion brings him his food)

 

Minion: Food, boss!

 

Horned King: About time! (Grabs the plate) With these pranks happening to me, I feel like eating!

 

(The Horned King took the food and eat it whole. A few seconds later, the villain yelps)

 

Horned King: Argh! Not the only thing I feel like doing!

 

(The Horned King rushes off to the nearby..."place to crap in". We don't see him doing it but the villain is heard yelling, crapping somewhere)

 

Horned King's Voice: ARGH!

 

(The audience is heard laughing. We now see the gang who are pulling off the final prank. They were outside the room where they pull down a catapult. Cheese ties a rope to the lever part as the group moves a bit away.)

 

Lilo: All right, the last one.

 

Cream: And that catapult is so well hidden.

 

(We see the Horned King more angry as he came into a familiar room)

 

Horned King: I should've known that those prankers to go too far! I can't believe I gave them consent...

 

(Suddenly the Horned King hears the alarm clock goes by. The creature in the other room woke up, roaring as he runs into the previous room, falling through the grate by stepping on the rug that's covering it. But the creature grabs the Horned King who yelps as he fell in.)

 

Horned King: AHHHHHH!!!

 

(We can hear the creature beating up on the Horned King, making the audience laughs. He got out, beaten and angry.)

 

Horned King: ARGH!

 

(We see him move down the hall, more pissed.)

 

Horned King: THAT'S IT, NO MORE CONSENT, THEY'RE...

 

(However, the Horned King slips on the marbles before falling through the grate.)

 

Horned King: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

(The audience laughs which got louder as we can hear the villain being beaten up by the same creep once more. Lilo's group is seen waiting.)

 

Lilo: Here he comes.

 

(The Horned King came out, spotting the hosts making him growl)

 

Horned King: You all well suffer the pits of Hell for this humiliation! No one makes a fool out of the Horned King!

 

(As the Horned King jumps and lands in the catapult unknowingly, Stitch smirks as he pulls the lever via rope. The catapult, activated, send the villain flying to the distance.)

 

Horned King: AHHHHHHH!!!!

 

(The audience laughs as he disappears)

 

Stitch: (grins) No one but us!

 

(The audience applauds as the hosts smile)

 

Liloi: And thus, another villain taken down. Wasn't easy...

 

Cream: But it was fun! Hee heee!

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

Lilo: And so, that is our show for now, folks! We will back in our next episode to torment the asshole bigoted Judge Frollo.

 

Cream: Until...

 

All: Have a nice day/Chao!

 

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)

 

The End

 

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