Episode 124: The Blot's Humiliation

(We fade in to a hideout as music is heard playing)

Announcer: Hey folks! It's time once again for the kick ass fun adventures of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And here are your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group came in, waving to everyone)

Lilo: Hey, everyone! Welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Stitch: A show so awesome, youga wanna see just for your favorite bum lickers to get punished.

Cream: We took down Butch in the previous episode. If you missed it...

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

Cheese: Right. Why are you watching this one? Watch that one!

Lilo: Today, we're punishing criminals, and not just any, the inky and nastiness villainess of...

Stitch: (show picture) The Phantom Blot! Oooooh!

Lilo: Big time villain who haunted Mickey and company since the beginning. And since he's on our show...

Stitch: It's our turn to punish the hell out of him!

Cream: Yeah! This is going to be fun, right Cheese?

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Time for 5 pranks for your entertainment so sit back and relax!

Stitch: Weega are ready to begin!

(Lilo's group dodges some of the guards and heads into the Phantom Blot's office. Upon reaching the chair, Lilo put a whoopee cushion on it.)

Lilo: All right, 1 pranks set up.

(The others reach the office. Dodging more guards, they found the Phantom Blot's painting. Stitch smirks mischievously as he took out a marker and vandalize.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: 2 pranks set up.

(The group now goes into the treasure room with a lot of treasure in here)

Cream: Wow, Spike would love this.

Stitch: Ih. Too bad he ain't starring in this.

(Lilo spots a cleaner nearby and change it with a spray bottle that shoots out lasers)

Lilo: Hee hee. All right. 2 more pranks left to sit up.

(Back in his office, the Phantom Blot came inside, grumbling)

The Phantom Blot: All my plans get ruined by that damn mouse. (Smirks) Luckily, this next one will not fail.

(The villain sat down...and yelps as a farting noise is heard. The audience laughs as he picks up a whoopee cushion, causing him to scowl)

Phantom Blot: Of course. A prank!

(Elsewhere, Lilo's group arrives on a floor near a room with a guard dog in it. Stitch took out a saw and saw a big hole on the floor. Once that's done, Cream drop a carpet over it.)

Cream: All right, one more prank left to set up.

Lilo: We see need to wait for the previous three to be done.

(As the Phantom Blot leaves his office, he heads off through his lair)

Phantom Blot: Yes, I will check the treasure I stole. They worth a gem to me in the black market...

(The villain gasps as he saw his picture a big mess. The audience laughs as the Phantom Blot jumps up and down, yelling and cursing)

The Phantom Blot: AAAARGH! WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!

(After fixing his painting, the Phantom Blot goes into the treasure room)

Phantom Blot: (grins) Awww, treasure. (Frowns) Looks dirty. Better clean this crap up!

(The villain grabs what he thinks is the cleaner and use it. The Phantom Blot yelps as lasers came out, bouncing off each crystal like mad.)

Phantom Blot: What the hell?!

(The lasers hit the Phantom Blot, causing him to scream. The audience laughs madly as he is turned into ash before the Phantom Blot jumps up and down, yelling)

Phantom Blot: AAAAAARGH!

(The Phantom Blot groans as he drops the bottle and leaves. The hosts spots the Phantom Blot in the next room)

Stitch: Ih. Let's do this.

(Cream got near the guard dog who woke up and bark furiously at the intruders)

Phantom Blot: What the...?!

(The Phantom Blot rushes over to the guard dog room but steps onto the carpet, screaming as he fell right in. The audience laughs madly at this as did the hosts.)

Lilo: All right, one more prank left to go.

Cream: Any ideas?

Lilo: Just one.

(We see Lilo's group heading over to the Phantom Blot's secret plane.)

Lilo: Well, here's the Phantom Blot's secret plane where he flies off and avoid being on the radar.

Stitch: (grins) Wanna ticker with it?

Girls: You bet!

Cheese: Chao!

(Stitch rushes into the pilot seat and tangle with it as well as the buttons. Cheese flew up to spread a little glue onto the ceiling.)

Lilo: All right, last of the pranks is up. Perfect!

Cream: Let's watch the fun unfold, shall we?

(The group hid behind some crates as the Phantom Blot, injured and upset, came in)

Phantom Blot: This damn place is too much for me. I'm going off to take a little vacation!

(The villain jumps into the seat and press a button to start it up...only for the seat to eject him right out)

Phantom Blot: AHHHHHH!!!!

(The Phantom Blot hits the ceiling, getting stuck on the glue. The audience laughs madly as he groans a bit.)

Phantom Blot: I should've known!

(The hosts laughs as the audience applauds)

Lilo: Yes, all right! 5 pranks done and over with!

Cream: Right. What fun we have today getting payback on that meanie Phantom Blot.

(The audience cheers and applauds some more)

Lilo: And that, folks, is our show for now. We'd like to thank the Phantom Blot for being a good sport and giving us consent to prank him.

Phantom Blot: (groans) Damn it. You're welcome.

Stitch: Join us again next time as weega targeted Tak of Invader Zim fame.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: And until then...

All: See ya!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)

The End