Episode 120: The Secret of Toon Neighbors from Hell

(We fade in to a monstrous ship in the Caribbean, music plays as we do so)

Announcer: Hey, f olks! We're about for another hellish episode on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Damn straight! And now...your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group came onto the scene, waving)

Lilo: Aloha, everyone! Welcome to our show!

Cream: Hi everyone! We love ya!

Stitch: Too bad our stupid headed victims didn't say the same thing about us!

(The audience laughs a bit)

Stitch: Well, last time, we turned Metal Sonic into a junk pile. Today, we're about to do it, minus the junk part, to another asshole villain.

Lilo: Today, we're about to go down on Guybrush Threepwood's enemy LeChuck who terrorized the seas and tries to get Guybrush's wife Elaine.

Cream: Right. As a villain who won't take no for an answer, I think we got one solution.

Cheese: Chao?

Cream: (giggling) To terrorize, of course!

Stitch: Ready for some gun that only weega can give, folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: All right! Once again, it's time for 4 more pranks so here we go! Let's have some fun!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

(The group sneaks past the skeleton pirates on patrol. They reach LeChuck's cabin where he doesn't appears to be in right now.)

Lilo: All right, from what we learned, LeChuck is in his zombie form right now.

Cream: Good. Give us time for this task.

(Stitch climbs up a wall, putting a bucket of slime on top of the door as it was closed a bit.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, cool. Three more pranks left to work on.

(The four leaves the room via a window. They enter a hallway and found a picture of Elaine. Lilo took out a marker and quickly scribbles on it.)

Lilo: Ha ha ha!

Cream: 2 pranks set up. 2 more to go.

(The group goes downstairs quickly. And in time too as LeChuck passes by.)

LeChuck: Arrr, Elaine. Me dead heart swims when I see yer...

(LeChuck looks shocked as he saw the portrait. The audience laughs as LeChuck yelps, jumping up and down.)

LeChuck: What be the hell?!

(After calming down, the villain breathes in and out before quickly the damage then heads off. We see the heroes in a room with some dangerous animals, spotting an undead squid.)

Lilo: Cheese?

Cheese: Chao!

(Cheese drops some marbles all over the floor)

Cream: (giggles) Hee hee hee.

Lilo: One more prank to set up.

(LeChuck came into his cabin, then yelps in shock as the bucket fell onto his head. The audience laughs like mad as he moves around.)

LeChuck: What the hell?!

(LeChuck runs around like mad until he took the bucket off. The pirate jumps up and down, yelling furiously.)

LeChuck: AAAAARGGGGGH!!!!

(We now see Lilo's group near a door that has a sign nearby labeled "Warning. Keep Locked Up At All Time!" Stitch smirks as he breaks the locks quickly.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Nice! Last prank is up.

Lilo: Time to watch things happen.

(We now see LeChuck into a familiar room, glaring)

LeChuck: If what I be expecting is true, there may be prankers here. Someone is gonna...

(LeChuck slips on the marbles, screaming in alarm before falling into the dead squid tank. The audience laughs as the monster beats him up before tossing him to a wall.)

LeChuck: ARGH!

(LeChuck got up, recovering while groaning)

LeChuck: Not sure how long I bet taking this...

(LeChuck later goes into a familiar room, smirking as he laughs at whatever is behind the, unknown to him, unlocked door)

LeChuck: Arr, arr! At least I got something here that gives me delight...making fun of this freak! ARR ARR ARR!

(LeChuck sticks his tongue out and thumbs at him. Suddenly the door opens as a claw grabs the ghost pirate, much to his shock.)

LeChuck: Gah!

(LeChuck was pulled in before the door closed. The audience laughs as beating up noises are heard. A while later, LeChuck is tossed out, hitting a wall, and all mauled up.)

LeChuck: Ugh...I give up.

(LeChuck faints, hitting the floor as the audience laughs. The hosts appears, laughing a bit.)

Lilo: And another episode a bit hit! And what a keeper!

Stitch: Ih. Sure make monster grub out of LeChucky.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: We'd thank LeChuck for his cooperation...but he is knocked out right now.

Stitch: Ih! But good episode.

(The audience cheers wildly once more)

Lilo: That's our episodes, ladies and gentlemen. Join us next time when we take on the evil Ghost King, Pariah Dark!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Until next time...

Hosts: Later/Chao!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)

The End

A/N: And another episode done. Until next time, read and review!