Author's note
Okay, in case you're wondering, this is not only an original reality series but it is a fanmake of the Neighbors from Hell game, where a guy named Woody play pranks and tricks on his bully of a neighbor. In this case, it's time for the toons to get revenge on the biggest jerks ever! Let the madness begin!

Episode 1: Revenge on Twerptle!

(We go to Kauai, Hawaii as the reality series begins. As we arrive outside the house, we see someone getting a camera ready as two familiar girls are waiting)

Lilo: Okay, Kenny, you got the camera ready.

Kenny McCormick: (mumbling) Yeah, everything is all side, all the cameras are focus on every room on the house.

Cream: (giggling) This is going to be sooooo cool! Okay, we're ready!

Shadow: Okay, Lilo and Cream, remember, your tasks are not to get caught got it? That's how Woody has succeeded in his reality series so far.

Lilo and Cream: Yeah!

Shadow: Okay, prepare yourselves. We're live in 5, 4, 3...

(The hedgehog was counting down begins and went silent as he put down the fingers meaning 2 and 1. Soon we hear music playing as an announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Hello, folks! Eager to seek revenge on people who piss you off? Well, you aren't the only ones! Welcome to the first episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Your hosts and prank meisters, Lilo Pelekai and Cream the Rabbit!

(We hear an audience applauding as Lilo speak up)

Lilo: Hey everyone! Welcome to the first episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, based on an actual reality series made by some guy name Woody. We toons has been dealing with bullies of our own just like Woody, picking on us, pushing us into mud, etc. etc.

Cream: Well, damn it, we have enough so it's time to teach the bullies a big lesson! We will do what Woody did before and play pranks that will make them regret the day they were ever drawn!

(The audience is heard laughing as Lilo and Cream sneak up to the house follows by Stitch and Cheese)

Lilo: We need to be silent as the first victim in our season premiere none other than that freak Mertle. A part of my ohana, she is still a big meanie.

Cream: Well, maybe we will have some 'fun' right, Cheese and Stitch?

Stitch: Yeah!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: (giggling) Okay, folks, stay in your seats as the fun will soon begin! Time for some ass kicking! Hey, what do you expect? This show is not for young viewers.

Cream: (happily) But watch anyway!

(Inside the house, Myrtle Edmonds was sitting on her bed among her dolls.)

Myrtle: (laughs) That Weirdlo is so hilarious when she was crying on seeing her Elvis records melted! I LOVE seeing that retard suffer! How could it get any better than this?

Lilo: (spying through the crack of her door, glaring deathly at her, quietly) Oh, it will get better, all right, when I get back at you, Twerple!

Cream: (winks) You got that right, Lilo. (giggles, as she, Lilo, Stitch and Cheese head to the first floor) Come on!

Stitch: Okay, let's start here. (heads into bathroom) This is gonna be so damn hilarious! (sees something useful) Aha! (picks it up) A bar of soap! This will come in handy!

Lilo: Good find, Stitch!

(The five, with Kenny still rolling, head to the kitchen and goes through the cabinet. Cream smirks as she get some hot sauce out)

Cream: Ahhh, some hot sauce. Maybe we can give Twerple a hot start.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay girls, you got some hot sauce and some soap. And try to figure out how to use them. And quickly, Myrtle is almost done in her bedroom.

Lilo: Okay, I got an idea.

(Lilo opens the fridge and pulls out some milk labeled 'For Myrtle only'. With a smirk the girl pours the hot sauce into milk before putting it back)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(Cheese goes through a drawer and takes out a can with a string to it)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao?

Stitch: Ah, foam on a string. Nice!

Shadow: (V.O.) Myrtle is leaving her bedroom and is heading to the stairs for the kitchen.

Cream: Keep the damn camera rolling, Kenny!

Kenny: (mumbling) Okay, keeping it rolling, Miss Rabbit!

(The five quickly heads up the other stairs to the second floor. And just in time as Myrtle has just came out of the first ones)

Myrtle: Okay, time for me to have my usual breakfast...

(On the second floor, Cream saw something and picks it up)

Cream: Look, glue!

(Back in the kitchen, Myrtle pours herself some milk, unaware that Lilo's group has pour hot sauce into it. That is until the mean girl drank from it...and yelps in alarm as she screams, shooting out flames)

Myrtle: GAAAAAAHHHHHH!

(Myrtle goes to the sink to get some water frantically while an offscreen audience laughs. Back upstairs, the group laughs in amusement as they hear their victim scream and curse)

Stitch: Stupid head deserves it.

Cream: (noticed) Uh oh, sounds like Mertle is coming back up.

Lilo: Quick, into the wardrobe.

(The group quickly goes into a wardrobe and hides just as Mertle, pissed off, came backl

Mertle: That milk is soooo expired! Grrr, maybe I will play with my dolls a bit.

(As Mertle goes into her bedroom, the five came out of the wardrobe)

Stitch: Back in bedroom.

Shadow: (V.O.) One of the trap had work. Time for three more pranks to make this episode a major ass hit.

(Lilo smirks as she looks at the foam with string, glue and soap)

Lilo: I think I know what to do after Mertle's foaming friend conversion...

(Back in Myrtle's bedroom...)

Myrtle: (using mouthwash) Blech!! I'll be tasting that expired milk for hours! When Mom comes here later on, I'll tell her what happened.

(While Myrtle was busy tending to her mouth, Stitch snuck inside and fiddled with one of Myrtle's dolls and the foam-on-string for a few seconds.)

Stitch: (chuckles, quietly) Myrtle's gonna get herself all dirty.

(Then he zipped outside just as Myrtle turned around.)

Myrtle: That should hold it for now. (walks up to the sabotaged doll, picks it up) I'll have to settle playing with you for now. (notices a string sticking out) Huh? A loose string on my doll? No matter, I'll just remove it.

(With that, she pulled on the string, and...)

Myrtle: (as she gets sprayed with foam shooting from the doll's mouth) AAAAAHHH!!!!

(The audience laughed wildly as they watched it happen.)

Myrtle: (screams in anger) Ewww! I'm all covered with foam! And it's staining my clothes! (groans) I'm gonna go take a shower.

(Outside the room, Stitch overheard everything and headed to the bathroom.)

Stitch: Okay, girls! She's heading this way, to the shower!

Lilo: Then things are gonna get worse for Twerple! Ha ha ha ha!

Cream: (giggles) Yeah! (to Cheese) Quick, Cheese! Switch the shampoo with the glue!

Cheese: Chao!

(With that, the chao flew into Myrtle's shower with the glue in his hands. When he reached the shampoo bottle, he switched bottles before flying out of the shower.)

Cream: Good work, Cheese!

Lilo: And now, the finishing touch.

(She puts the soap down to the floor in front of the shower.)

Myrtle's voice: (coming closer) I even got some foam in my hair! It's so sticky!

Lilo: (gasps) She's heading this way! Hide!

(With that, the group jumped into the bathroom closet and closed the door.)

Cream: (quietly, watching as Myrtle entered the room) That stupid bitch is gonna get it!

Cheese: (likewise) Chao chao!

Lilo: (ditto) Yeah! You think your hair's sticky from the foam, Twerple? Well, it's just gonna get stickier!

Stitch: Myrtle nala kweesta!

(The group then started snickering as they watch Myrtle taking off her clothes and getting into the shower.)

Mertle: (sighs) Well at least I can get all this out before I go out and do my usual stuff.

Lilo: (whispering) You getting this Kenny?

Kenny: (mumbling) What, you kidding? The whole world is!

(Mertle gets the glue, thinking it was shampoo, and begins to wash her hair. However, the girl suddenly find herself unable to get her hands out)

Mertle: (shocked) What the hell?!

(The audience laughs as Mertle find herself unable to get her hands free.)

Mertle: What is going on here?!

(The hosts laugh quietly from where they are at. An angry Mertle steps out of the shower, not seeing the soap...until she slips on it. The mean girl screams as she slips all over the place. Soon the audience laughs loudly as Mertle's slippy ride came to a stop as she fell right out a nearby opened window)

Mertle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(A crash is heard and a commotion is heard outside. The hosts came out and high five each other in triumph)

Stitch: Hee hee, Girls Gone Wild, Neighbors from Hell style!

Cream: Hoo boy, she is in big trouble now!

Lilo: I know!

(The audience applauds and cheers as we see some neighbors outside yelling while Mertle's mom is scolding the embarrassed girl, naked (well the naughty parts censor out) and hands stuck in hair. The hosts return outside as they cheer)

Lilo: (to camera) Well, folks! I hope you enjoy this first episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Cream: Yep! Join us next time when we get revenge on Pokemon bully Paul with special guest hosts Ash Ketchum and his pals! Until then...

Hosts: Ciao!

(The audience cheers and applaud as we fade to black)

Author's note
Folks, I hope you enjoy the last episode because this time, we are going after that asshole Paulie! Enjoy!

Episode 2: Gotta Prank 'Em All!

(We go to a city in the Shinoh region as the next episode begins. Soon we hear music playing as an announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Hello, folks! Eager to seek revenge on people who piss you off? Well, you aren't the only ones! Welcome to the first episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Your hosts and prank meisters, Lilo and Cream!

(We see an audience applauds as Lilo, who is outside an important building with Cream, Stitch and Cheese, speak up)

Lilo: Hey everyone welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we play pranks on the meanest jerks in the cartoon universe and watch them get soooo humiliating.

Cream: In the last episode, Mertle got pranked big time, which results in her getting naked and humiliated. Today we are going after a major big ass: Paul, the Pokemon Trainer who has attitude problems that makes you want to kick him in the dick!

(The audience laughs as Lilo speaks)

Lilo: Joining us in the prank session is the good guys of Pokemon, Ash and his friend!

(We hear the audience applauding as Ash and his friends, even though who aren't regulars anymore, appearing)

Stitch: Welcome to show, guys.

Ash: Thanks, I must say I won't worry about this. I was hoping to get vengeance on Paulie for a long time!

Dawn: (giggling) Paulie, Paulie!

Lilo: Today, Paul is going to participate in a Pokemon fighting contest. Well, time to make sure he doesn't enjoy himself, right guys?

May: Right!

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

Cream: We will be performing seven pranks on him, maybe three at once, who knows? The cameras are all over the stadium/hotel and we're about to begin.

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, Paul is now in the contestants area, he is unaware of what's going on, let's get this party started.

Lilo: Okay, remember, we must not get caught especially by Paul! You guys, ready?

Hosts: Right!

Lilo: Kenny, camera's rolling?

Kenny: (mumbling) What do you think?

Lilo: Then let's do this!

(Inside Paul's room, the boy himself was drinking soda while reading a magazine)

Paul: Eh, in a few hours or so, I will be ready for the most greatest battle ever...and I got the strongest Pokemon too! Those idiot and his friends will be envy if they were to see me. (checks watch) I better check the schedule.

(Paul leaves the room. Unknown to him though, a group of familiar hosts came out of hiding)

Lilo: 'Greatest battle' eh? It will be his worst when we're done with him!

(The kids go into the bathroom and found some laxactives)

May: (reads label) "Warning: do not put this into drinks or else." (smirks) I think the or else will be for Paulie!

(May goes into the living room and put the laxactive into the soda. The girl giggles)

Pikachu: Pikachu!

(Pikachu removes some toilet paper, stuffing some in the toilet and then sink, out of sight)

Cream: (giggles) No toilet paper, stuff the toilet and sink, three pranks in one!

Stitch: Ih!

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, target has done reading his schedule and is on his way back.

Lilo: Let's leave, everyone!

(The hosts get back into the bathroom just as Paul appear and enters his room)

Cream: (giggles) I think it's time we set up the next four awesome pranks.

May: (giggles) You said it, Cream!

Voice: May! Manaphy!

(The hosts turned and saw a blue Pokémon peeking his head out of a closet that is big enough for a bunch of people to fit in.)

May: Manaphy!

Ash: Looks like he's a special guest, too!

Lilo: (notices) Hey! That closet! What a perfect place to hide, even if it's in the same room Paul comes in!

Manaphy: Love you, May!

May: And I love you, too, Manaphy!

Cream: Aww, how sweet!

Dawn: (giggles) Guys, here comes the good part of what Paul's gonna get!

(In Paul's room...)

Paul: (picks up his soda) Those pathetic losers will never beat my Pokemon when they have power, and I love power.

(Then, the purple-haired boy drank the soda.)

Paul: Ahhh... love this soda.

(Just then, he felt an uncomfortable feeling in his stomach.)

Paul: (eyes widened) Uh-oh!

(The feeling happened again as Paul clenched it in pain.)

Paul: (winces) Aaah! Something must be wrong with the soda! I gotta use the bathroom quickly!

(With that, the jerk ran towards the door to out of the bedroom.)

Dawn: (notices) Uh-oh! Here comes Paulie!

Manaphy: (signaling the hosts to come into the closet) Happy! Happy! Mana!

Stitch: Come on, guys!

(The hosts and Pikachu quickly jumped into the closet as Paul went out of the room and ran to the bathroom.)

Paul: Damn, I gotta crap!

(Paul gets onto the toilet and then crap like hell)

Paul: Awww, that's better. Now to....

(Paul yelps as he notices there is no toilet paper nearby. The boy yells as the audience laughs)

Paul: No toilet paper?! What the hell?!

(The hosts giggle quietly as Paul in annoyance finish his business. He flush like mad, but each time nothing is working. After the fifth time, the toilet spits out water and toilet much to the jerk's shock and disgust)

Paul: What the hell?!

Cream: (giggling) Three pranks done...

(Paul gets up and looks at the damage)

Paul: Goddamn it! S**t, literally! (sighs) I'm going to call Maintenance but first, I gotta wash my hands.

(Paul turns on the sink and washes his hands...but the water kept running very fast. Suddenly the water came out of the sink making the jerk yell as the audience laughs like mad)

Paul: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE SINK IS COGGED!!!!

(Paul turns the sink off and screams, shouting out curses)

Paul: (angry) When I get my hands on whoever did this...

(Paul left the bathroom, allowing the group to come out of hiding)

May: (giggles) What a maroon.

Lilo: (smirks) Four pranks are done, folks. Time for three more to really kick it into high gear!

(The hosts wait inside the bathroom for a moment)

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, target is out of the room. Time for the next prank.

Lilo: (giggling) I think I know to really piss him off.

(The hosts leave the bathroom. May checks Paul's schedule nearby before the group left the room altogether and walk down the hall. Ash picks up some familiar Pokeball like items)

Ash: They are definitely Voltorbs.

Cream: Don't wake them up. They could explode.

(The group reach the counter at the Pokemon Center of the place.)

Ash: (noticed) Hey Nurse Joy. Are those Paul's Pokeballs over there?

Nurse Joy: Why yes. He left them there earlier. (pause) Listen, I need to go fix my hair. Can you watch the counter while I'm gone?

Stitch: Okay!

(As Nurse Joy left, Stitch mischievously goes over the counter and put Paul's Pokeballs under a counter, switching them with Voltorbs. The alien giggles before going back in front just as Nurse Joy returns)

Lilo: (whispering) Okay, time for two more.

(The group walks around the place and arrive at the two doors, one of them say 'Stairs Removed, Do Not Enter', the other is 'Pokemon Battle Room'. Dawn switches the signs quickly as she giggles)

Dawn: Now to make this a real kick in the groin.

(Max picks up a screwdriver and removes two screws on a panel nearby. Cream pushes down on the panel causing the loose end to pop out wildly, the rabbit making sure to be careful)

Lilo: (smirks) I think you folks at home know what's coming. Let's watch, shall?

(Cut to Paul as he arrives at the Pokemon center)

Paul: My Pokeballs, please. I'm scheduled for an important fight.

Nurse Joy: Right, here you go.

(Paul took what looks like to be his Pokeballs, making him smirk)

Paul: Heh, heh, there you...

(Suddenly, to Paul's surprise, the Voltorbs woke up...and angrily explode, covering him with ashes and causing the audience to laugh)

Paul: Son of a bitch! Bastard, goddamn it!!!

Nurse Joy: (surprised) Oh, I'm sorry. I must have gave you the Voltorbs by mistake!!

Paul: (angrily) Where the hell are my Pokeballs?!

Nurse Joy: (glares) No need to get bad mouth with me.

(Nurse Joy found Paul's true Pokeballs and gave them to him. The jerk walks down the hallway, just as Lilo and her friends hid in time)

May: (giggles) This is going to be cool.

(Paul steps on the panel that Max loosen...which came up and hits him in the Yahoos, causing the jerk to scream and groan in pain)

Paul: (girly voice) GAAAAAHHHHH!

Shadow: (V.O. laughing) Girly voice, always a hit with the audience.

(Paul groans as he goes over to a door which he thought his Pokemon fight is going to be in. But the moment he open the door and step through it...)

Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(We hear a crash as the audience laughs madly. The hosts appear laughing)

Manaphy: Big stupid head!

Stitch: (giggling) Ih, I know!

(We see Paul in the room, Anime dizzy eyes and and unconscious. Cut back to the hosts as they laugh some more while the audience applauds and cheers)

Lilo: (to camera) Well folks, Paulie sure got what's coming to him.

Paul: (in room, groaning) Don't call me Paulie)

Cream: Okay. We like to thank Ash and his friends for guest-hosting today's episode.

Ash: No biggie! Anything to finally get back at Paul.

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

Dawn: Nice!

Lilo: Folks, I hope you enjoy today's episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Because we sure hell did!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Join us next time as our next target will be Bobcat, the Big Bad Wolf from the last episode of 'Tales from the Crypt'. Until next time...

Hosts: See ya!

(The hosts wave goodbye as the audience cheers. We then fade to black)

Author's note
And now for your own amusement, it's Toon Neighbors from Hell time!!!

Episode 3: The Moronic Wolf

(The new episode starts as we see some sort of fairy tale land, with the usual bull s**t.Anyway, music plays as the usual narrator speaks)

Announcer: Hello, folks! Eager to seek revenge on people who piss you off? Well, you aren't the only ones! Welcome to a brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Your hosts and prank meisters, Lilo and Cream!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appear in front of the camera held by Kenny)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to a spanking new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we the hosts will be the ones doing all the spanking!

Cream: (giggles) Right! You saw how we made an ass out of Paulie in the last episode. But we are not done yet! This episode's victim is one of the most nastiest and hatest bully ever...

(Stitch holds up a picture of a familiar wolf)

Stitch: Ih! Bobbie!

(The audience laughs as Lilo explains)

Lilo: His name is Bobcat the Wolf, the Bobcat Goldthwait soundalike from the Third Pig episode of Tales from the Crypt. He has killed three pigs, framing the other. Well, maybe it's time for him to once again be the receiving end of the punishment!

Cream: On today's show, we will be performing six hiliarious pranks and tricks on Bobcat, one that will make him rue the day he was born, so prepare yourself for this is one fairytale that will make you roll down the aisles in stitches.

Stitch: Ih, when we're done, Bobbie will be one in stitches!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the move. Time to skin this wolf.

Lilo: Folks, follow us as we prepare pranks that can be to die for.

Cream: If we're lucky!

(We see the hosts waiting outside the bar as they peek in. They saw Bobcat drinking)

Bobcat: Ha ha ha ha ha! Damn, after what I did to those little piggies, I think it's time I go for a bigger challenge. Time to do what I was planning...no wait, I did that last week. I know! I will go after Red Riding Hood! Hee hee, I know she's on her way to grandma's house.

(With a smirk, Stitch grabs some rope and quickly tie it to nails on each side of the board.)

Stitch: Hide!

(The group leave just as Bobcat is getting out...and trip over the rope. The wolf scream as he fell into the mud, making the audience laugh a bit)

Bobcat: What the...?!

(The wolf got up and snarl as he saw the rope. Bobcat removes the rope before storming off)

Lilo: Well, one prank done. Time for prank number two.

Cream: Well, let's go to the woods. Keep that camera rolling, Kenny!

(The five run off quickly. Just then Cheese saw a mouse trap and pick it up. They pass by a familiar house with a basket lying there)

Lilo: Looks like Red hasn't left yet.

(Cheese giggles as he put the mousetrap in the basket. Red appears and pick up the basket, heading into the woods)

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is in the woods. Hope you four got a great trap set up.

Lilo: (smirks) Oh we do, we do.

(The group heads into the woods quickly and continues on. They found some sort of an electrical cord and takes it)

Lilo: This could be useful.

(Somewhere in the woods, Red was walking through and looks surprised as a familiar wolf appears)

Bobcat: Hey little girl! Where are you going?

Red: On my way to grandma's mouse, of course.

Bobcat: Nice, very nice. You know you shouldn't be out here...alone, right?

(Bobcat was trying to sneak something out of Red's basket, unknown to the girl)

Red: Well, not really. It's just...

(The wolf reach into the basket...and yells in alarm as the mousetrap snaps on his fingers causing him to yell)

Bobcat: AHHHHHHHHH!

Red: (notices) Hey, you tried to steal some goodies from me, you thieving dumbass!

(Red got some mace out and spray Bobcat causing him to scream as we hear the audience laughing. The wolf yell and curses as the girl runs away)

Bobcat: Damn it, she'll pay for that!

(The group reach some sort of petting zoo in the middle of the place)

Lilo: Wow, what's the odd of this place being in the woods?

Cream: (giggles) None I guess.

(Stitch saw some chalk and takes it. He saw a cage with a dangerous gorilla nearby with a sign that said 'Warning: Dangerous Gorilla. Stay behind line at all times'! With a smirk, the alien erases the chalk line on the ground and draw a new line dangerously close to the gorilla)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: (notices) Bobcat has just arrives.

Lilo: (giggling) This is going to be sweeet.

(Bobcat goes to the cage of the gorilla, staying where he thought he should be standing)

Bobcat: (smirking) Ha ha ha ha ha! Look at the ugly brute, hey damn smelly ape! You are no good, ha ha ha ha ha a!

(Bobcat kept on mocking the gorilla. Bad idea as the animal roars as pounds the wolf on the head many times, making the audience laughs. Bobcat got back up and yells furiously, looking upset. He breaths in and out for a bit.)

Bobcat: Damn, why should I even be here?! I gotta get to Grandma's house for appetizer and dinner!

(The wolf left as the hosts, in hiding watch)

Lilo: Well, time for us to make a little visit of our own.

Cream: (giggles) Yeah!

(The group took a shortcut to the house, picking up a dynamite kit in the progress, and enters the place. The woman is sleeping right now. Stitch puts one end of the electrical cord into the outlet and ties it to the doorknob.)

Stitch: He will make a 'shocking entrance'. Hee hee.

(Cheese flies over to Grandma and yells a few time.)

Grandma: (waking up) Huh, what?!

Lilo: Listen, madam. You are needed in the next room.

Grandma: Huh? Well, I guess Red has shown up early.

(The old woman goes into the next room.)

Lilo: Don't come out for another few minutes, okay?

(The hosts quickly went to work on taking a few objects in the room and making some sort of fake dummy.)

Hosts: Hee hee hee.

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, the big and dumb wolf is near the house. I hope you four are prepared.

Stitch: Ih, we are.

(The hosts hide in a closet as the camera goes to outside the house while Bobcat approaches. Just then we see an important announcement sign)

Announcer: We interrupt this episode for a sad announcement.

(Cut to a room where Shadow himself is sitting, looking sad and concerned)

Shadow: Folks, I'm sad to say that Wayne Allwine, the one who was currently voicing Mickey Mouse, has pass away two days ago. As such, today's episode will be in the memory of our pal Wayne. We will, for a moment, show clips of Wayne Allwine in all his glory.

(We now see clips of Wayne Allwine doing voicework just as Mickey Mouse shows and such. Cut back to Shadow)

Shadow: Wayne, we will miss you. And now, back to today's episode.

(We cut back to the episode as Bobcat goes to the door looking eagerly)

Bobcat: Hee hee, I will just come...

(Bobcat suddenly tries the doorknob...and got electrocuted big time. The audience laughs as the wolf hits the ground hard)

Bobcat: Damn, damn, god frigging damn it!!!

(The wolf growls a bit before spying the window and quickly enters the house through it. Bobcat smirks as he saw what appears to be Granny nearby)

Bobcat: Appetizier!

(Bobcat eagerly bit into the dummy and begins chewing. That is until he notices some familiar fuses lit)

Bobcat: Oh s...

(An explosion occurs following by some laughter. Bobcat groans a bit as the audience laughs, especially the hosts still in hiding)

Lilo: (giggles) What a dorky ass wolf.

Cream: Yeah.

Bobcat: God frigging damn it!!! I don't have time for this!!!

(Bobcat, removing the cord from the door, get into Granny's clothes and got into bed. Soon Red came into the house a while later)

Red: Hey Grandma, is that you?

Bobcat: (bad Granny voice) Why, yes, Red. Come closer dear so I can ea...errr, greet you.

Red: Grandma, what's with yours? And those ears? Your teeth? And that smelling breath of yours? (sniffs) Eeeeew! You smell like a dog.

Bobcat (normal, pissed off): Hey, just for that, I say I will eat you now!!!

(Red gasps as the wolf got out and chase her. Bobcat chase her into the kitchen...where Granny is still there)

Bobcat: (noticed) What the...?!

Granny: Hey! What the hell are you doing chasing my granddaughter, you pedophile?!

Bobcat: Now hold...

(The old woman got a shotgun out and open fire on Bobcat who scream as he runs away. The audience laughs like mad as the wolf is chased out of the house and away as the old woman kept firing on him.)

Red: (cheering) Go get him, Granny!

(The hosts laugh as they came out of the house while watching the scene)

Lilo: Now this is one version of Little Red Riding Hood that should've happen. Bobcat will be feeling that one later on!

Cream: (giggling) Yeah!

Stitch: Ih!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, this has been another great episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Next tme around, we will be sticking it to that pansy ass 'keep your hands to yourself' Numbuh 363!

Cream: Until next time, bye everyone!

(The hosts fade goodbye as the audience applauds. We now fade to black ending the episode.)

Author's note
Do I really need to say it? Hell yeah! Time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Kids, prepare yourselves!

Episode 4: Operation: M.A.D.F.O.O.L.363. (Make A Damn Fool Out Of Loser 363)

(Our new episode starts near the Kids Next Door Moon Base as the usual announcer spoke up.)

Announcer: Hello, folks! Eager to seek revenge on people who piss you off? Well, you aren't the only ones! Welcome to a brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Your hosts and prank meisters, Lilo and Cream!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appear in front of the camera held by Kenny)

Lilo: Hey fools, welcome to yet another ass kicking episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we pull pranks on the biggest stupid heads ever and watch them make fools out of themselves for your amusement.

Cream: Right, you saw us outwitted Bobcat the Wolf and now we're near the Kids Next Door Moon Base to deal with yet another meanie.

Stitch: Ih, fun, fun, fun!

Lilo: The target of today's episode is the brother of Numbuh 362 AKA Numbuh 363, a big bully who doesn't like to be touched...but also he likes to bully his peers and take credit and other crap like that.

Cream: Well, time for him to take credit...for being the biggest douchebag ever as he is the victim of today's episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the move, get ready.

Lilo: Right. On today's show, we will be pulling 7 pranks and see what happened. As long as we don't get caught, we will have a fun time today.

Cream: Yeah so follow along as we prepare to outwit that dumbass Numbuh 363! So let's go!

Voice: (British accent) Pardon me, Lilo and Cream, but you mind if we join you?

Lilo: (turns towards the voice) Wow! Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Kids Next Door of Sector V!

(The audience cheer and applaud wildly as the Kids Next Door of Sector V arrive.)

Cream: Welcome to our show, Kids Next Door!

Numbuh 2: Thanks! We heard what you're planning on doing to Numbuh 363, so we were wondering if we could help you out.

Lilo: Why, of course you can help! We can use all the help we can get!

Numbuh 3: Yay! Our guest appearence on Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Numbuh 1: Calm down, Numbuh 3. So, Lilo, what're we going to do to humiliate the hell out of Harvey McKenzie?

(The gang heads into the place as they turn and saw Numbuh 363 working)

Numbuh 363: (stomach grumbling) Bah, I think I should stop by the candy bar for a snack.

Lilo: (smirks) Oh, I think I know what to do.

(Numbuh 2 picks up some metal nuts and a bag nearby as the gang heads over to the snack bar. With a mischievous smirk, the fat boy change a bag of actual nuts with the metal kind)

Numbuh 2: Hee hee hee.

Cream: Hmmm (pick up something) some tacks.

Numbuh 5: Oooh, Numbuh 5 got an idea.

(The group goes over to a table that is labeled 'reserved for Numbuh 363. Don't touch' nearby. Cream puts the tacks on 363's chair.)

Cream: Hee hee hee, this is going to be fun!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target has now enter the snack bar.

Stitch: Good!

(The gang goes to another table and grabs newspaper to hide themselves, pretending to be reading them just as Numbuh 363 enters and grabs the bag full of metal nuts in them.)

Numbuh 1: One hell teeth breaking nuts, coming right up!

Numbuh 363: (smirks) Here's my seat.

(The jerk of an agent sat in the chair...and on the tacks causing himself to scream. The audience laughs as 363 jumps around like mad with the things in his ass.)

Numbuh 363: What the hell?!

(The boy groans as he removes the tacks off his butt and the chair before sitting down)

Numbuh 5: Almost there...

(Numbuh 363 bites into the nuts...and breaks his teeth in the progress causing himself to yelp and the audience to laugh)

Numbuh 363: Gah! My teeth!

(The boy growls as he threw the nuts away in anger)

Numbuh 363: No food is worth this!

(The hosts run out of the room as Numbuh 363 shouts in anger)

Lilo: Well two pranks down, 5 to go. This episode is doing great, folks.

Numbuh 4: Hey, I got a bloody idea what to do next.

(Numbuh 4 takes a blanket out of a basket as the group moves down the hall. Soon they came upon an empty hole as the boy put the blanket over it)

Numbuh 4: All right, this is going to be fun, fun, fun.

Cream: So do this.

(Cream change the signs to the bathrooms, changing them from the boys to girls and the girls to boys)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The group goes into the inventing room and Stitch took an explosive toy action figure)

Stitch: Meega thinks this could come in handy.

(Numbuh 363 looks annoyed as he heads to the door that he thinks goes to the boys' room)

Numbuh 363: I knew those nuts were a baaaaad idea.

(The jerk goes into the bathroom...)

Numbuh 86 (V.O.): GAAAAAAHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

Numbuh 363 (V.O.): No, wait! It was a mistake!!!!

Numbuh 86 (V.O.): You bet your ass it was!

(Sounds of beating are heard as the audience laugh some more. The beaten up Numbuh 363 groans as he leaves the bathroom, cursing angrily)

Numbuh 363: Damn it to hell!!!

(The boy breaths in and out and then change the signs back before going on his way. Numbuh 363 goes over to a familiar place walking on a blanket...when he fell right through the hidden hole screaming. The audience laughs once more.)

Numbuh 363: Son of the b****!

(The boy got out of the hole and yells furiously, before he closes the hole once more. We cut to the hosts who are raiding the jerk's locker, putting the explosive action figure in there)

Cream: From the sounds of the laughter, I think our fourth prank is done.

Numbuh 2: Yeah, looks like he 'fell' for it this time!

Numbuh 5: (rolls eyes) Oh bother.

Lilo: Time for us to pull an old prank in a new way.

(The gang goes over to the airlock door nearby as Cream quickly unlocks it. Lilo then takes the mop in a nearby bucket of water and wets the floor)

Numbuh 1: This is going to be interesting indeed...

(Numbuh 363 fumes angrily as he approach his locker. The hosts hide as the jerk open it)

Numbuh 363: What is going on today?! First I got tacks on my ass, then I got bad nuts, then Numbuh 86 kick my ass because I was in the girls' room, and now the hole.

(The KND agent found a toy and looks at it)

Numbuh 363: (smirks) Well, today's not a total loss. At least...

Explosive toy: Die adult!

(Soon the toy explodes covering Numbuh 363 in ashes as the audience yelps. The jerk spit out ashes as he move forward. He didn't even saw the wet floor until the boy slips on it. Numbuh 363 goes screaming as he go right through the unlocked airlock door and heading right into space.

Numbuh 363: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs hard at this as the jerk is now into space. The hosts and their pals appear laughing in triumph)

Lilo: Oh yeah, cool! We did it!

Numbuh 1: Well, I hate to do that to a fellow operative...but I'm sure Rachael won't mind. Her brother needs to be taught a lesson the hard way.

Numbuh 5: You got it.

(Numbuh 363 is now seen in a space on the moon looking dizzy and surprising not suffociating)

Numbuh 363: God, I hate it when Sam and Max are right.

(The audience laughs as we return to the hosts.)

Stitch: Looks like another stupid head has got his ass whooped.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell has come and gone. Before we signal out for the day, let's give a big hand to our surprising guest hosts, Sector V.

(The audience applauds as the Sector V group of Kids Next Door smile a bit)

Numbuh 2: Hey, looks like Numbuh 363 has 'spaced' out.

Numbuh 5: (frowns) Get better folks, Hoagie, better folks.

Numbuh 3: Let's do it again sometimes! (hugs Numbuh 4 happily)

Numbuh 4: (blushing) Kuki!

(The audience laughs as Lilo continues)

Lilo: Folks, when we return for the next episode, our next victim will be Kim Possible's rival and cheerleading pain in the ass, Bonnie Rockwaller.

Cream: Until next time, folks...

All: See ya around!

(The hosts and guest hosts wave while the audience applauds as we fade out to black, ending yet another episode)

Author's note
We interrupted these messages to give this...a new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Let the suffering continue!!!

Episode 5: So Much The Drama For Bonnie

(We fade in at the front of Middleton High School where students are going everywhere doing whatever. The usual announcer speaks once more.)

Announcer: Hey, folks. What do you do assholes who piss you off?

Crowd: Humiliate them!

Announcer: Right! And now to show you how to do so, the hostesses and the prank people themselves, Lilo and Cream!!!

(The audiencde applauds as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appears in front of the camera held by camera)

Lilo: Hey everyone, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell where we prank the hell out of certain bullies and let you folks laugh at their humiliation.

Cream: Right. Last time we knock that loser jerk Numbuh 363 right into space and now we're going after yet another meanie.

Stitch: Ih, before we begin, let's introduce our guest hosts for this episode: Kim Possible and her boyfriend Ron Stoppable!!

(The audience applauds as Kim and Ron appears, shaking hands with the hosts)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Welcome to the show, Kim and Ron. Ready for some fun?

Kim: (smirks) If fun meaning making a fool out of Bonnie Rockwaller, then hell yeah I am.

Ron: Right! When it comes to prank, KP is the expert.

Kim: (embarrassed) Well, I wouldn't go that far.

Cream: (to camera) You hear right, folks. Bonnie Rockwaller, Kim's rival and annoying bitch, is the victim of today's episode. How many pranks shall we pull on her today, Stitch?

Stitch: Eight pranks, count them eight!

Lilo: Wow, damn, eight pranks! It's hard to do but we can make it, right?

Shadow: (V.O.) All right, victim is on the move. Let's party.

Kim: Oh, there will be an extra obstacle to make things difficult: Mr. Barkin himself.

Ron: Right, that guy has a no nonsense thing when it comes to prank.

Lilo: Well, someone else to avoid. (smirks) Make this episode more fun to do.

Cream: But enough to make Bonnie regret it later on. Okay, let's begin, shall we?

(The group enters the room and quickly goes into a door to dodge Mr. Barkin. Once he's done, the hosts leave and spy on Bonnie who is talking with her group)

Lilo: Okay, there's the stupid head right now. Now then, what prank shall we pull on her first?

(Stitch picks up some glue nearby and smirks a bit)

Stitch: Does Bonnie own cellphone?

Kim: I think she goes last I remember.

Stitch: Good....

(Stitch sneaks over to Bonnie and grabs the cellphone that is sticking from her pocket. The alien puts glue on it before putting it back and rejoining the others)

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

Cream: Good idea, Stitch. That oughta make her problems a bit sticky.

(The group goes into the room which is for shop class. Kim picks up a saw nearby)

Kim: This oughta be useful.

(The kids goes to the cafeteria and goes to the table that said 'reserved for Bonnie's group'. They dodge Mr. Barkin for a moment then Kim quietly saw the bottom parts of the table legs)

Kim: Heh heh heh. This is going to be fun.

Lilo: Now what else can we do?

(Back with Bonnie, the girl get her cellphone and speaks into it. However she yelps as she find the thing stuck to her head...literally.)

Bonnie: What the hell?! Hey!

(The girl tries to get the phone off to no prevail. Mr. Barkin appears, looking annoyed)

Barkin: Miss Rockwaller, no cellphones in the hallways!

Bonnie: But Mr. Barkin...

Barkin: Put that damn thing away or you get detention!

Bonnie: I can't! It's stuck!

(The audience laughs as Barkin groans as he pulls the cellphone off of Bonnie.)

Barkin: First warning, Miss Rockwaller!

(Bonnie groans angrily as the teacher walks off. The girl is heading to the cafeteria now as the hosts are still at work)

Cream: It is now lunchtime at Middleton School and usually Bonnie picks up her cool soda. But we are giving her a secret surprise.

(Stitch meanwhile is 'draining himself' into a bottle before putting it to make sure that Bonnie finds it.)

Ron: And what better way to mess up a good reputation by doing this?

(Ron puts some things into a sandwich and puts it out for Bonnie to find it as well)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao?

Kim: Ron, what did you put it?

Ron: I called it 'Rufus's Surprise'.

Kim: (giggling) I say to ask what the 'surprise' is.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is in the cafe. Prepare for some annoyance.

Lilo: Folks, lunch is about to get disgusting and annoying for the bitch, but just watch and see.

(As the hosts quickly left the cafe, Bonnie goes to place and picks up the sandwich and drink, unaware that they were 'poisoned'. The girl then goes to the table where her friends are at and begin talking some blab blab blab s**t. Anyway Bonnie eat from the sandwich...then looks disgusted as she spit it out)

Bonnie: Gah! What the hell?!

(Bonnie drank from the bottle as the audience made some laughing and eeew noises. The girl begins to get sick and spit out as the audience laughs madly)

Bonnie: Son of a bitch!

(Bonnie leans on the table...which came crashing down, knocking herself and her friends down as the audience laughs like mad)

Barkin: Miss Rockwaller!

Bonnie: (looks up) Sir, this table...

Barkin: You broke it, damn it! Your parents will have to pay for that!!!

(Bonnie groans angrily as the hosts laugh from where they are at)

Lilo: Well, four pranks done. Four to go! Let's see what happens next, shall we?

Cream and Stitch: We shall!

(As the hosts travel to the locker room, dodging Mr. Barkin along the way, they pick up some itching powder. Upon arrival, Lilo opens the locker belonging to Bonnie.)

Lilo: Kim, you say that today is cheerleading try-outs, right?

Kim: Right, Bonnie is trying for the new cheerleading squad.

Cream: (giggling) Well, it's time to make sure she doesn't get the position.

(Cream pours the itching powder right into Bonnie's cheerleading outfit.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Two pranks in one, nice....

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are going to check out the tryouts. I have a feeling we don't wanna miss it.

(Ron then smirks a bit)

Ron: I think we got one way to end this episode with a big naco surprise, courtesy of me and Rufus!

Kim: Well, that's great, but let's see how that bitch Bonnie ruins herself big time.

(Later at Cheerleader Tryouts, the girls as well as Kim are there trying out for the squad)

Bonnie: (smirks) As usual, Kim Possible, you suck wearing that damn outfit every day.

Kim: Oh really? (to herself) Let's see you have that can-do attitude after we're done.

Barkin: Okay, Miss Rockwaller, you're up.

(Bonnie now tries out for the squad now...but suddenly, the girl yelps in alarm)

Bonnie: Gah! I am getting itchy!

(Bonnie screams as she scratch herself but the itches kept coming. The audience laughs madly from offscreen)

Barkin: (frowns) Miss Rockwaller, we can't have anyone like that on our squad if you don't stick to the moves.

Bonnie: I KNOW, BUT DAMN IT, I AM ITCHING!!!

Barkin: That's the third time today you got on my bad side. Once more and you're in big trouble.

(The hosts laughs from where they are hiding)

Lilo: Well, folks, I think Ron's Naco surprise can guarantee this episode a big hit, eh?

Stitch: Let's see how Ron does.

(In the kitchen, we see Ron and Rufus at work, making the Naco like in the show)

Ron: Hee hee, this is going to be sooooo awesome!

Rufus: Yeah!

Ron: (smirks) And now, the final ingredient...

(Ron puts a little chip inside the thing with a smirk)

Ron: Sweeet! Bonnie is going to get one hell of a explosive surprise.

(In the lunchroom...)

Bonnie: (as she gets up to her table) Damn, this itch is really irritating the hell out of me!

Kim: (walks up to the table holding a tray with Ron's Naco Surprise) Hey, Bonnie?

Bonnie: (angrily) What is it, Possible?

Kim: Ron and I realize how, uh... wrong we were of insulting you and getting you down.

(Monique, Kim and Ron's friend, overheard and looks outraged, but when she saw Kim wink at her, she smirked, realizing that she's up to something devilishly clever.)

Bonnie: Well, took YOU long enough on realizing that I'M better than you'll ever be.

Kim: Yeah, I do. In fact, this lunch is made by a... secret admirer of yours. (gives the Naco Surprise to her) Here you are. Enjoy the lunch.

Bonnie: Hmph. Whatever. (gets ready to enjoy the Naco Surprise)

Kim: (softly, as she walks off with a devilish smirk) Sucker.

(The hosts, Ron and Rufus, hiding at another table, snickering at this as Kim walked up to them, also snickering.)

Lilo: (hiding) Well looks like Ms. Rockwaller is about to have a big surprise. Let's watch and see what happens.

Bonnie: Well, at least something good happen to me all day.

Stitch: So...when's the big exposive surprise?

Ron: (holds up device) Right now.

(Ron press a button on the device...and a big explosion occur. The audience and the kids in the cafe laughs madly as Bonnie looks shock, cover in nacos and cheese.)

Cream: Geez, looks like Bonnie is getting...cheesed!

(Barkin appears, looking annoyed)

Barkin: What the hell is this?! I warn you what happen earlier, Miss Rockwaller!

Bonnie: (shocked) But...but...

Barkin: No, butts! Detention for you, young lady!

(Barkin grabs the protesting Bonnie away as the audience offscreen laughs madly. Once Bonnie is gone, Lilo and the other hosts laugh as they high five each other)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: You got it, Cheese! Looks like Miss Rockwaller has gotten her last humiliation...in detention!

Lilo: One more big stupid head down for the count!

Kim: And Bonnie serve deserve it.

Lilo: (to camera) Well, looks like another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell is at an hand. Cream and I like to thank Kim, Ron and Rufus for helping out in this episode.

Ron: Anything for you girls! Well, not anything but...

Kim: (rolling eyes) Ron.

Stitch: Eh, the next episode is our season final. Join us next time when next target is that big meanie babysitter Vicky.

Lilo: And our guest host is the prankster from Dillydale Miss Naughty herself! We will see you very soon!

Hosts: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the camera as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending yet another goddamn episode)

Author's note
All right, time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell, the first season anyway. This time, we got a guest host who knows about pranks herself so let's do this!

Episode 6: Icky Vicky

(We fade in at the front of the Dillydale Hotel that is currently busy. The usual announcer speaks once more.)

Announcer: Hey, folks. What do you do assholes who piss you off?

Crowd: Humiliate them!

Announcer: Right! And now to show you how to do so, the hostesses and the prank people themselves, Lilo and Cream!!!

(The audiende applauds as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appears in front of the camera held by camera)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Cream: Yes, we know you folks love this show, we can tell by the ratings, but even we kids need a break every now and then.

Stitch: Ih, too much work can make Stitch a dull boy.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: But not to worry as we will end this season with a bang on a big victim. To help us in this prank is the clowned princess of Dillydale pranking, Miss Naughty herself!

(The audience applauds as Miss Naughty appears with a laugh)

Miss Naughty: Like I said before...

Miss Naughty and audience: Sometimes I can't help myself!

Lilo: Welcome to the show Miss Naughty.

Miss Naughty: Thanks, Lilo. It will be a thrill to help you all in this season final by going after one of the meanest babysitters ever.

Cream: Right, Vicky from 'The Fairly OddParents'. That mean lady has cause a pain in the ass for Timmy Turner for years and it's time for us to pay her back.

Stitch: Vicky was invited here under the expression that it's a 'Money Convention', she being greedy and all. But she is unknowingly the victim of this season finale.

Lilo: Before the night is out, Vicky is going to wish she still has that evil bug out of herself because we will pull 9, count them 9, pranks on her!

Miss Naughty: I am going to enjoy this! Hee hee hee!

Cream: Kenny, you got the camera rolling?

Kenny: (mumbling) I am holding as I ever will be.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Time for us to begin. We cannot be seen by Vicky but we can play evil ass pranks to the point of causing her to go even more crazier than usual.

Miss Naughty: I won't hold back so let the pain giving begin!

(Vicky then arrived to the hotel before she rang the bell. She frowned before she was about to ring it again. Just then, Mr. Scatterbrain poked himself up.)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Welcome to the Dillydale Bowling Alley, my lady. Ha-ha.

Vicky: Oh crud, what are you doing here?

Mr. Scatterbrain: Doing where?

Vicky: In this place?

Mr. Scatterbrain: About to give you your bowling shoes!

(She frowned as she spoke.)

Vicky: Bowling? I thought this was a hotel!

Mr. Scatterbrain: It is?

(He looked around before he shrugged.)

Mr. Scatterbrain: What do you know, it is. Ha-ha. Where is my head?

Vicky: Anyway, I am wanting my hotel room checked. I got a convention to go to!

Mr. Scatterbrain: I'll be right back.

(He left while at another room, Miss Naughty placed in a toy key in the top of the key tray. Quickly, she hid herself while Mr. Scatterbrain came in, noticing it.)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Found it!

(He took the key and left. He then gave Vicky the key, which was clenched in her hand.)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go! One key! And here's a mop as our free gift!

(She was given the mop as she frowned.)

Vicky: (sarcastically) Yippee.

(A bit later, she went to the room with tape reading "999". She tried fitting the toy key in. She growled in frustration, trying to open the door furiously.)

Vicky: Work! Work! WHY WON'T YOU WORK!?

(At that moment, when the tape was off which read "Water Room", the door opened up, gushing water as she screamed. When it cleared, the pranksters peeked while the crowd laughed at the humiliation.)

Miss Naughty: He-he-he! Nicely done.

Cream: One down and 8 more to go...

(The hosts walk ahead of Vicky quickly. Mr. Grumpy walk up to them)

Mr. Grumpy: Don't use the stairs, okay? Mr. Scatterbrain forgot to put them in.

(The hosts look at each other and smirks devilishly. Stitch picks up a sign and woke on it making it said, 'Elevator Out of Order. Please use stairs'. Then he puts it near the elevator itself)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The hosts hide quickly as Vicky, drying herself off, appears.)

Vicky: Damn it! That idiot gave me the wrong key. I'm going to sue!

(The nasty girl saw the sign nearby and frowns)

Vicky: Damn it, elevator's out of order?! Looks like I will have to take the stairs.

(Vicky opens the door for the stairs and walks in...and falls a lot of stories due to the stairs missing.)

Vicky: AHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs as did the hosts)

Miss Naughty: We can't help ourselves!

Lilo: (laughing) I know! Well, 2 pranks down. Time for prank number 3.

(The hosts take the elevator to the first floor quickly before getting out. Cheese grins devilishly as he grabs some firecrackers and put them in a nut bowl)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: (noticed) Hide.

(The group hides in a wardrobe nearby as Vicky, bruised, came out of the broken stair place)

Vicky: What dumbass forgot to put in some stairs?!

(Vicky saw the nut bowl nearby and took some, unaware that she took some firecrackers by mistake)

Vicky: These are nuts, I really got to stop shooting my damn mouth off.

(Vicky ate the firecrackers...causing them to go off in her mouth big time. The audience laughs harder at this)

Cream: Yep! She shot her own damn mouth off all right!

Lilo: 3 pranks to go! Our numbers are getting frigging big, folks!

(Miss Naughty then noticed Mr. Nervous unknowingly dropping a bill before leaving where he bought some tissues. She then grinned before she placed on a few hidden electric wires on the dollar.)

Miss Naughty: Time for the next prank to commence.

Lilo: Right.

(The tainted dollar was near where Vicky was trying to spit out the gunpowder contents.)

Vicky: Ugh, who would put nuts in a bunch of fireworks anyway?

(She then grinned, noticing the dollar bill on the floor.)

Vicky: What do you know? My luck's changing already.

(She then bent down to pick up the dollar. Just then, as she touched it, she screamed as electricity went around her before she was zapped toward the wall. She groaned in pain as she landed on the floor.)

Vicky: How can it get worse?

(Just then, a piece of the wall broke off, landing on Vicky before she grunted, trying to get out while Mr. Strong looked at where he made the wall.)

Mr. Strong: Aw pickles, I hardly touched it.

Cream: Goody! Four down now!

Miss Naughty: Oh...I thought just the thing for the greatest prank of all! But for now...let's see what other pranks you can come up with.

(The girls and Stitch chuckled as they went around the hotel. In the casino part of the hotel, the hosts pick up some tools nearby and a bucket of mud before going over to a slot machine)

Cream: One rigged machine coming right up!

(Cream uses the tools to open the machine before pouring the mud right where the coins should be. The rabbit closes the thing right up.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: Good thing these casinos are like the ones in the Pokemon games. They would never allow kids in otherwise.

(The hosts hid as they saw Vicky entering the room)

Vicky: Well, may as well make some quick bucks while I'm here. (to Mr. Grumpy) Hey stupid! Get me a soda and no delays!

Mr. Grumpy: (frowns) Oh crooked cucumbers, I hate impatient folks.

Stitch: (grins) Time for old prank we pulled on Twerple.

(Mr. Grumpy gets the soda out onto the counter. When he isn't looking, Miss Naughty takes the soda and places a bottle of hot sauce (with the soda label on it) in its place)

Miss Naughty: (smirks) I loved that bit.

(Vicky goes to the slot machine that Lilo and the hosts rigged literally and pulls the lever. She smirks while the slots machine)

Vicky: All right, give it to me!

(Suddenly mud came out of the hole of the machine pouring right onto Vicky, causing her to scream like hell and the audience to laugh)

Vicky: AAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?!

(Vicky got up and screams furiously a bit before calming down and cleaning herself off. Mr. Grumpy goes up to her, giving the 'soda' to Vicky)

Mr. Grumpy: (frowns) Here you go.

Vicky: About time!

(Vicky drinks the soda a bit...then scream as flames came out of her mouth. The audience laughs madly at this)

Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers, someone switch the drinks on you! (pause) Well, you deserve it anyway!

(Vicky runs to get some water while the hosts laugh madly)

Lilo: Well, looks like we got 6 pranks done. I have a feeling our final three will be biggies.

Miss Naughty: Hey, sometimes I can't help myself.

(Lilo saw Miss Scary and smirks, getting an idea)

Lilo: Hey Miss Scary, how would you like to make a big scare?

Miss Scary: (grins) Do I ever! Who's the victim?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Cream: What Cheese means is a big evil babysitter of a meanie.

Miss Scary: Sweet! Count me in. I love fear!

Lilo: I'm sure you do.

(Vicky was then heading over toward the mirror, wiping the mud off. Unknown to her, the hosts removed the mirror part before Miss Scary got in position.)

Miss Scary: (to herself) This is gonna be classic scary!

(She then placed on her mask while Vicky leaned to the side.)

Vicky: Oy, this place is getting more horrible by the second. Why I even came here, I don't even wanna know! I mean, sure it's for the money, but...

(Just then, as Vicky turned toward where the mirror was, Miss Scary, who wore one of her scary masks, let out a scary scream.)

Miss Scary: AHHHHH!!

Vicky: (frightened) AHHHHHH!!

(Then, as she was starting to faint, Miss Naughty placed a pie behind before Vicky fell onto it, face forward with the crowd laughing.)

Miss Scary: (hops out) That was fun.

Miss Naughty: Let see if she likes what she sees when she wakes up.

(She then pulled out a marker, sketching on the unconscious Vicky before the others looked, laughing at what they saw. Then, when she was done, Miss Naughty grinned before speaking.)

Miss Naughty: After this, time for the best prank of all!

Cream: Oh wait! I got a big idea!

(Cream grabs a mirror nearby and pulls it over to Vicky. The hosts hide in time as Vicky wakes up a bit.)

Vicky: What the hell? Geez, for a moment, I felt like I have seen a...

(Vicky saw herself in a mirror...then scream in terror as she ran away causing the audience to laugh like mad at that.)

Lilo: (laughing) All right, prank number eight done!

Miss Naughty: One more to go and it's going to be the best one ever!

Cream: Right, it will definitely give this episode a great season finale end! Hee hee hee!

(That night, at the convention, Vicky looked at the people as she spoke.)

Vicky: So when do we get our money?

(As she spoke next, the hosts with Miss Naughty placed rockets inside the cake before leaving with the trail of the fuse behind.)

Vicky: If I don't get what's coming to me soon, there's gonna be trouble!

Mr. Happy: Well, there is something we're working on, but right now, how about you cut the cake for us?

Mr. Tickle: If not, we're gonna have to resort into having you tickled.

(He extended his arms, about to tickle her before she glared.)

Vicky: If you try that, I'll punch your lights out.

Miss Sunshine: Oh, but the special guest of honor, which is you, will get the first piece.

Vicky: Well, that sounds fair.

(However, as Vicky neared the cake, Miss Naughty and the hosts lit the fuse in their hiding place. The fuse traveled to the cake just as Vicky placed in the knife. At that moment, the cake below started to shoot rocket flames.)

Vicky: Uh oh...

(Just then, the rocket cake flew around before it went to Vicky, making her crash and head all around the place, making her scream.)

Vicky: AHHH! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

(After a minute of holes in the walls and cake splattering all over the guests, she crashed to the ground. Vicky only groaned in annoyance before Mr. Grumpy spoke.)

Mr. Grumpy: Well, I can say one thing...(gives her something) you just received these.

(She took it before looking at them.)

Vicky: List of complaints? Reasons to not invite Vicky anymore? And a bill that has over $12,000 bucks!?

(Then, maid clothing was placed on her by Mr. Scatterbrain.)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go...something to help pay the bill. We always wanted a new maid. Ha-ha.

Vicky: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(She screamed, running out of the hotel, leaving a hole in the wall.)

Mr. Strong: Don't worry, I'll get her.

(He then crashed to the wall, resulting in the hole being bigger.)

Miss Naughty: He-he-he-he! That was fun!

Lilo: And we thank you for having to join us.

Cream: It was really fun humiliating Vicky like that.

Mr. Grumpy: I should've known you people had a little hand in getting her humiliated.

Stitch: It's a gift.

Lilo: Besides, it was for our show after all.

Miss Chatterbox: Oh my gosh! This is really interesting, though I have to wonder on what if one of us gets pranked. Of course, then I realize that's only to really mean people like that evil babysitter.

Kenny: (muffled) Vicky sure deserves it, though.

Cream: (to the camera) Well, that's all the time we have for this one.

Mr. Happy: And a great season it was.

Lilo: Join us next season for more of these wonderful pranks and humiliations of these awful people in...

All: Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Hosts: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the camera as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending the season.)

Author's note
Attention, will the readers of the fan-fiction please report to right here? Because the hostsesses with the most are back to kick some ass!

Episode 7: Cartman's Going Down In South Park!

(We fade in a familiar snowy mountain big ass town in Colorado as the usual announcer spoke up)

Announcer: You love it the first time and damn it, we have to heat it up enough to bring it the hell back! Welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! And now your darling hostesses and their pet friends, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applauds offscreen as four familiar hostesses appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we give hell to the stupid heads who ask for it!

Cream: Yep! We are now starting our new season premiere of this show. Kind of a shame we are doing this when Meg is participating in Toon Amazing Race 5, with us not helping out.

Stitch: Eh, Meg can take care of herself.

Lilo: Right and while she and her pen pan Hayley are racing for their f**king lives, time for us to make someone else's f**king life a big hell, because why?

Audience: They are bullies who ask for it!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: (smirks devilishly) Let's show the picture of this episode's target, shall we?

(Lilo pulls out a picture of a familiar fat boy)

Lilo: Here we go: Eric Cartman, South Park's local fat boy who cons people, bullies them especially that nice Butters and even have Scott Tenorman eat his own parents! Not that we don't mind but it's still sickening.

Stitch: Ih, time for us to play the Tenorman part...only weega ain't going to eat parents anytime soon!

Lilo: In today's episode, we are going to play 7 pranks on Cartman that will make the fatass go crying to his mommy!

Cream: Kenny, are you rolling?

Kenny: (What the hell do you think I'm doing? Hoo woo! I am tickle pink to see that fat f**k get what's coming to him)

Lilo: Kenny McCormick, our cameraman, is from South Park, folks, so this is like a home coming and a big party to him.

Shadow: (V.O.) The fat boy is on the move, time for this piggy to get fry.

Cream: We're ready so folks, stick around. We are going to do a lot and LOTS of crap!!!

(The kids sneak through the place and found a dollar bill, which they pick up. They smirk as they saw a certain fat ass making a plan)

Cartman: Sweet, I am going to get hellva rich after this.

Lilo: (smirks devilishly) Or hellva stupid. Time for a snow cone...our style.

(Cream goes through the trash and picks up a used snow cone. Stitch then piss on the snow before the rabbit swoop the yellow snow with the said cone. Then Cheese takes the cone and leaves it nearby the fatso before flying off)

Cartman: (notices) Eh? Well, what do you know? A lemon-flavored snow cone! Sweet!

(The moron takes the snow cone and starts eating...before having a funny feeling in mouth)

Cartman: AHHHHHHH!

(Cartman spits out the snow in disgust as the unseen audience laughs at this)

Lilo: (giggles) One prank down, six to go.

Cream: (smirks) I think I know what to do next.

(The kids goes over to a nearby store and enters it before coming out with a spray can)

Stitch: (reads can) 'Fake spray. Make fake objects of stuff that aren't there. Annoy your enemies.' Heh heh. Sweet.

(The kids goes over to a crossing and wait until it's green. Then they run over to a sewer lid which the alien took. Lilo sprays over the hole to make a fake sewer lid.)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The group hid again quickly as Cartman goes to the crossing)

Cartman: Gah! That snow tastes like piss! Stupid sick hippies.

(Once it's green again, Cartman crosses the street and is about to walk onto something that he thinks is a sewer lid. Suddenly the fatso yelps as he goes through the fake and fell right into the sewer)

Cartman: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience and hidden hosts laugh madly as Cartman got out of the group before he yells and curses)

Cartman: Goddamn it! F**king hell, s**t, s**t, s***************t!!!!!

Cream: (smirks) Two done, five to go. This season premiere just get interesting...

(The kids then head down the street, picking up a bucket along the way. They arrive at a pond where Stitch scoop up some cold water with the bucket)

Stitch: Meega thinks this is going to be fun.

(Now the group arrives at Cartman's house and enters it. Cheese carries the bucket over to the top of the doorframe and puts it.)

Cheese: (giggles) Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now for the next fun part.

(Lilo and Stitch goes to the TV and made with the Tivo a bit.)

Cream: I think that will give people shock if they try to fix it.

Lilo: (smirks) That's the f**king fun part.

Kenny: (notices) Uh oh, fat ass is coming.

(The group goes into the next room quickly as Cartman enters the house via opening the door...and caught the bucket to fell onto his head spilling ice water all over him)

Cartman: AHHHHHH! GODDAMN IT, S**T, S**T, F**K!!!

(The audience laughs offscreen as Cartman removes the bucket)

Cartman: Damn it, stupid ass bucket, I oughta...

(Cartman breaths in and out and goes to the TV room, sitting down. The fat ass tries to use the remote but nothing's happening)

Cartman: What the hell?

(Cartman goes over to the Tivo and tried to fix it...only to get electrocuted in the progress)

Cartman: AHHHHHHHH!!!

(The hosts and audience laughs madly as Cartman fell on his ass. The fat boy got up and scream angrily while cursing)

Stitch: (giggles quiet) Four pranks down...

(The three girls now head over to the kitchen and raid the fridge, taking out some eggs.)

Cream: Folks, when it comes to pranks, nothing beats a damn classic.

(Cream puts the eggs into the microwave, closing the thing before setting the thing on WAY TOO GODDAMN HIGH)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The group quickly left the kitchen for a moment as the microwave is cooking the eggs. Suddenly the things explode inside the machine)

Mrs. Cartman: (V.O.) Oh dear, what's the smell?

(The woman came to the kitchen and gasp in horror)

Mrs. Cartman: AHHHHHH! ERIC!!!

(Cartman came into the kitchen, all annoyed)

Cartman: What the hell do you want, mom?

Mrs. Cartman: (notices) Did you leave eggs in the microwave for mommy to clean up again?!

Cartman: (shocked) No, I...

(The woman grabs her son and spanks Cartman making him yelp and the audience to laugh like mad)

Mrs. Cartman: (scowls) Bad boy, very bad boy.

(The woman lets go as Cartman felt his ass)

Cartman: OUCH! Jesus, this is why I lay the eggs.

Mrs. Cartman: (sternly) You clean the mess up or no Wii for a month!

(Cartman groans and curses angrily as his mother left, leaving the fatso to clean up the mess. The hosts laugh from from where they are hiding)

Lilo: Getting Cartman in trouble with his mom and making him clean up 'his own mess'. Two pranks in one!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Time for the last and final prank that will involves how greedy the fatass is...and how he will regret it.

(A while later, the hosts came out of a store holding the most longest cable you would find)

Lilo: Thanks, sir! Our show will pick up the tab.

Cream: (giggles) Good thing we pick up that dollar bill earlier.

(Stitch and Cheese are seen tying one end of the cable to something. Lilo and Cream are now making a cable circle part and hiding it in the snow. The girl grins as she puts the dollar bill in the snow)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The girls quickly hide in time just as a pissed off Cartman appears)

Cartman: Damn it to hell! Is this piss off Cartman day?! Oh, how I wish for some money right abou...

(The fat boy then spots the dollar bill plain in sight, smirking as he picks it up.)

Cartman: Sweeeet! Some money! Looks like I will make it af...

(Back at the place where Stitch and Cheese are at, they stood aside as suddenly the thing that the one end of the cable is tied to begins to shoot out flames and takes off. We QC to the victim as the other end caught the fat ass by the foot causing him to scream as he was taken off very fast and into the air. The audience laughs madly as the hostesses appear)

Lilo: Folks, you wonder what we did, right? Well, we gave Cartman a one way ticket to the Antarctica...via being tied to a jumbo jet!!

(We see what Cartman and the cable were tied to: a big jumbo jet! The fat ass himself is screaming as he is hanging in the air via the cable. We now return to the hostesses as the audience applauds just as Stitch and Cheese return)

Cheese: Ciao, ciao, ciao!

Cheese: Well, folks, I hope you enjoy our season premiere. That fat f**k got what's coming to him big time!

Lilo: Yep! Join us again in our next episode as we pull some pranks on that Rugrat nasty girl, Angelica Pickles. Until next time, folks...

Stitch: Bye!!!!

(The hostesses wave to the audience as we fade out to black, ending the episode)

Author's note
Warning, those who don't want their fave Rugrats character get treated like this better turn away. But since I don't see any reading this right now, to hell with it! Let us begin!!!

Episode 8: Teaching Miss Pickles

(In front of the Pickles house, the girls wait as Kenny is adjusting the camera)

Kenny: (Okay, girls, everything is all set)

Cream: (giggling) Oh hell yeah, this is going to be sweet.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, time to get this bitch started. Cue the music and announcer!!

(Soon the usual music begins to play as the announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Folks, if you're a bully who loves to give hell to others, then screw off and don't watch this show! But if you're not, enjoy the show as we are now showing ya...

Audience: (offscreen) Toon Neighbors from Hell!!!

Announcer: Now your lovely hostesses and players, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applauds as Lilo, Cream, Cheese and Stitch appears again, waving.)

Lilo: Hey everyone, welcome to a brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we the hosts play pranks on the bullies and watch them suffer for your entertainment!

Cream: For those who miss our last show, which I pity you because it's a great season premiere, we have send Eric Cartman on a one way ticket to Antarctica...tied to a jet planet via cable class right off his fat ass!!!

Stitch: (laughing) Ih! We are doing it again to another nasty bully.

Lilo: We are standing in the front of the house of Stu and Didi Pickles where the next bully is currently at, (shows picture of a young Angelica) Angelica Pickles. She may turn nice later in life but now she is a convincing 'sweet' little bitch who can play tricks on her cousin and his friends and get them into trouble.

Cheese: (upset) Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: (smirks devilishly) But maybe today may be the key to her being nice later on in life because why?

Audience: You are going to give them hell!!!

Lilo: (laughing) You got it! We are going to play 6 pranks on Angelica today but we have to dodge the grown ups because we don't want to be seen or caught!!

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, the bully is in position, unknown to her, we are ready to roll.

Stitch: Ih, watch folks as we break and enter in our way to make Angelica wish she was nicer!

(The five sneak into the house hiding just as Drew walks by. They then look into the living room as Angelica is playing, not noticing them.)

Lilo: She is like Twerple...and that is even worst. Heh heh, let's see what happens if we mess with her doll.

(The group sneaks into the kitchen, dodging Grandpa who went outside. Then Stitch raids the fridge and grabs some honey and a banana. Next the group left the kitchen and hide behind the couch as Angelica got to go to the bathroom. With a giggle, Cream takes the doll Cynthnia and dunk her into some honey before putting her back)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

Lilo: Folks, don't do this at home...

Stitch: Unless you feel like pissing off the neighbors!

(The group leaves as Angelica came back to the living room and play with her doll...and yelps as she got her hand stuck)

Angelica: (shocked) What in the...AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs offscreen at this. Now then, our group are back in the kitchen as they pick up a bucket and raid the freeze, putting ice in it.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

(Stitch unpeels the banana, ate it, and then drops the remains to the floor. The hosts quickly hid under the table as Drew came in...and trip on the banana peel causing him to hit the floor just as Angelica came in)

Angelica: Whoa!

Drew: (angrily) Angelica!

Angelica: Wait, I didn't...

(Drew gets up and looks a bit annoyed with his daughter)

Drew: Angelica, is that honey on your hands?!

(Angelica, seeing her sticky hands, yelps in alarm)

Angelica: I can explain...

Drew: We told you not to raid the fridge today and yet you disobey and not only foolishly left a peel for someone, like me, to slip on but you made a mess of yourself!

Angelica: But daddy....

Drew: (sighs) Let's get you clean up, young lady!

(Drew drags Angelica away as the audience laughs from offscreen.)

Lilo: (smirks) Looks like that's two pranks down...

Cream: (laughs) And four more ways to make the bitch miserable to go!

(The group goes outside where a pumpkin patch is at. Cheese grabs a shovel and begins digging like fast. Once the rabbit is done with making a deep hole, she pulls out a familiar spray can (from the previous episode) and spray over the hole, making it look like grass has appear.)

Cream: (giggles) Hee hee hee.

Lilo: (notices) All right, Tommy and his pals are in the sandbox. I got an idea, folks.

(The hosts and hostesses goes over to the sandbox, picking up a quarter along the way. As the babies watch, Lilo get a kit out and set up some sort of trap and hiding it in the sand. Now Cream tie the quarter into some sort of string that is connected to the hidden trap)

Stitch: Hell, meega think this is going to be great.

Lil: (puzzled) Whatcha guys doing?

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: Trust me, kids. Just stay and watch. You will loooooooove this.

Cream: (notices) Angelica is coming.

(The group quickly run and hid in a bush as Angelica came out, looking upset)

Angelica: I can't believe daddy would punish me for something I didn't do. Grrr, I betcha it's those stupid babies' fault. Why I...

(Angelica steps on what she thinks is some grass, only to fall right into the hidden hole)

Angelica: AHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs heartily as the babies giggle at this. Angelica crawl out of the hole looking annoyed)

Angelica: Okay, whos the wise guy? Babies!

(Angelica stomps over to the sandboxs looking a bit annoyed)

Angelica: You did this to me, you...(notice) Oh wow! A quarter! Ha ha ha ha, I'm rich! No quarter for you dumb babies!

(Angelica grabs the quarter and cause some sort of string to be pulled. Suddenly the trap went out as purple paint is blown right onto the bully girl)

Angelica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience and babies laugh heartily)

Chuckie: Geez, Angelica, I didn't you likes purple.

Angelica: (angrily) I don't!!!!

(Stitch goes back into the house and grabs some family pictures, cutting some holes in them)

Stitch: Hee hee hee hee!

(Back outside, Lilo gave the bucket to Cheese who flew the thing over the unsuspecting Angelica who is cleaning herself off)

Angelica: Stupid babies, if I get my hands on...

Drew: (V.O.) KIDS!!!!

(Angelica and the babies felt in alarm as Cheese quickly jumps the bucket of ice over Angelica, causing some of the ice to get in her clothes)

Angelica: Gah! Cold, cold, not again, cold!!!

(Angelica runs around like mad as she unknowingly steps in the pumpkin patch, destroying a lot of pumpkins in the progress. The audience laughs madly as the girl got the ice out)

Angelica: (angrily) You did it again! That's it!!

Grandpa: (V.O.) Hey, what's going on out...

(Drew and Grandpa came outside, the father looking angry. The old man, seeing the destroyed pumpkin patch, gasp)

Grandpa Lou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Drew: (angrily) Angelica!

Angelica: (yelps) Wait, this isn't what...

Drew: Did you destroy Grandpa Lou's pumpkin patch again?!

Angelica: I swear it wasn't my fault! The babies made me do this!

Drew: (sarcastically) Oh, they did, huh? (angrily) Like they made you do this again?!

(Drew shows the holes in the family pictures making Angelica looks worried)

Angelica: But, but...

Drew: (narrows) Oh, there will be a 'but' all right!

(Drew grabs Angelica and spanks her, causing the audience to laugh and the babies to look surprised)

Kimi: Yikes!

Chuckie: Reminds me not to get on your uncle Drew's bad side, Tommy.

Tommy: Yeah.

Drew: (angrily) We are going home right now. You are grounded, young lady!

Angelica: But daddy!

(Drew drags Angelica away as a weeping Grandpa Lou goes back into the house. The hostesses and their friends came out of hiding, laughing mischievously)

Lilo: Well, folks, if that incident doesn't change Angelica for the better, we don't know what else will.

Cream: Yep! Let's say it will make that meanie into a nice person when she grows up.

Stitch: Ih!

(The audience laughs a bit)

Lilo: Folks, this has been another damn episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Join us next time as we did Townsville and the goddamn dirty ape, Mojo Jojo. Until next time.

Cheese: (waving) Chao, chao!!

(The hosts wave to the camera much to the confusion of the babies)

Tommy: Who are they waving to?

Dil: Yucky?

(We fade out as the episode comes to an end)

Author's note
Prepare yourselves for another bully crushing and ass kicking! Time for another new episode!!!

Episode 9: Those Damn Dirty Kids!

(We see a familiar city you folks once saw on Cartoon Network as a familiar unseen man speaks)

Narrator: The City of Townsville...is about to present you with this new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Someone is going to get humiliated so here are the hostesses to make that happen, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applauds offscreen as four familiar hosts of the show appears)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we do a lot of sneaking and prank pulling to get even with a bunch of dumbasses.

Cream: And watch them get humiliated for your entertainment.

Stitch: Ih! We already got Angelica Pickles into trouble in our next episode and it's time for us to teach an old monkey some new tricks.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We are near the bottom of a volcano in Townsville Park about to climb up some steps to a familiar observatory.

(The hosts, followed by their cameraman Kenny, walks up the stairs)

Stitch: Today's victim is the Powerpuff Girls victims Mojo. Ever since his 'creation', this damn dirty ape has been a big pain to the Powerpuff Girls.

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: (giggles) Today we will be pain in his big red monkey ass as we are going to perform 6 unbelievable stunts.

(The four reach the top of the stairs and right near Mojo's door)

Lilo: It's going to be fun, folks, so stick around as the hiliarity will soon be under way!

(Inside the observatory itself, Mojo himself had just awoke before he yawned, getting up to a button. He pressed it before part of the observatory opened. There, he saw the sun shining, much to his annoyance.)

Mojo Jojo: Curses...

(He closed it before the auto shower took him. As that happened, the hosts took most of the eggs, save for one.)

Cream: (giggles) This is going to be interesting for Mojo. I bet it's like the episode that Mojo was having his off day.

Lilo: I'm betting this is.

(As they left Mojo arrived to the kitchen as he spoke.)

Mojo: Now to have some breakfast...

(He then opened the fridge, then gasped.)

Mojo: One egg left?! For a nutritious breakfast, two eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but one, which is one shy of two! And it is two that I need! (low voice) Curses!

(He began to head out to the door.)

Mojo: I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast. And without the eggs, I cannot have the breakfast that I shall require!

(He left the building, heading down the long steps. However, he stopped, realizing something.)

Mojo: I have forgotten my wallet! (low voice) Curses!

(He then headed up the steps before arriving, slamming the door. As that happened, Lilo, Cream, Stitch, and Kenny were going around the area.)

Lilo: Okay, we managed to make sure we pay the people to be annoying enough to Mojo, since today is basically his day off in evil doing.

Stitch: Ih! But with evil, sometimes, they never get a break.

(At that moment, they saw Mojo arriving before noticing the kids in his moat water, looking annoyed.)

Mojo: Hey, you kids! Get out of my moat! It is not made to be played in!

(However, the kids only continued playing in the moat, much to his annoyance before leaving the area.)

Mojo: (to himself) I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.

(Cream then turned to the camera.)

Cream: You see, people, Mojo is not really a people person, so with people becoming more and more annoyed with him, the more furious he becomes.

Lilo: That's right...and we all know how much annoyance Mojo can't take.

Stitch: While old monkey butt is busy getting his groceries, let us do a little pranks before the monkey gets back.

(The hosts quickly goes to the lab part of the home and found one particular weapon. Cheese mess with a few buttons and so.)

Cheese: (giggles) Hee hee hee.

Cream: This must be one of Mojo's best. We just delay it so it may fired on the wrong person.

(Lilo found a whoopie cushion and takes it to the kitchen, leaving it in Mojo's chair)

Lilo: Knowing Mojo Dojo, he would want to have a great sitdown.

(Stitch found an album and looks through it, laughing like mad before leaving it out in the open)

Stitch: Ih, Mojo looks silly and stupid in this album.

Cream: Can we look through it real quickly?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao?

Lilo: Nope, we got a show to do right now.

(Meanwhile, back with Mojo, a dog and cat chase each other, circling him as he walks along with his head down. After they leave him alone, a Frisbee sails into view and hits him in the head.)

Picnicker: (from o.c.) Sorry, dude!

(Now several kids run around him, as does a father playing "horsey" with his son. Mojo passes a beefy kid raising a football over his head.)

Beefy kid: All right! Touchdown!

Mojo: (to himself) Stupid people.

(He stops when he reaches a group of people at the sidewalk. Next to him is a boy licking an ice cream cone loudly; we can hear a personal stereo as well. Across the street, it was revealed that everyone was waiting at a crosswalk. A fat boy crunches away at a snack, chewing with his mouth open, and a black girl with blond-dyed har snaps her fingers. She is the one with the stereo. Cars roll past in both directions, and the signal displays "DON'T WALK." Mojo stands among the group, with all these distractions around him, and looks as if he would gladly trade his surroundings in for any others.)

(Pan from one person to the next. The boy licking his ice cream. The black girl, with the fat boy behind her. A woman gossiping with her friend.)

Woman: So Harriet brought her new boyfriend over, and he's a doctor, so I said, "Doctor, could you look at my hip?" It was hurting.

(On the end of this line, pan from her to a full view of the loud chewer. Back to Mojo.)

Mojo: Please change.

(The traffic signal pays no mind. The boy with the ice cream keeps licking away; the black girl keeps snapping; the fat boy keeps chewing; the woman keeps yakking.)

Woman: So he said he wouldn't do it, so I said, "What, you're too schmaltzy to make a house call?" (Back to Mojo.)

Mojo: Change.

(The traffic signal still ignores his order. Zoom in slowly on him.)

Mojo: CHANGE!!

(Finally it does so, and Mojo starts across.)

Mojo: Accursed people. (He walks as the others follow.)

(Soon, he went to the Townsville Market. Inside, an employee inspects a shelf of goods while humming to himself. Mojo is seen behind him.)

Mojo: (menacingly) Excuse me, sir, but can you please direct me to the location of where I may locate some eggs? For I would like to purchase them, so that they can travel home with me and I can eat them today. (Pause) And maybe tomorrow.

Employee: (cocking an eyebrow at him) Aisle three.

(Mojo looks overhead, and the camera turns up to show that he is in fact standing in this same aisle. Back to him, looking somewhat embarrassed; he glances off to his left, and the camera pans in that direction to a shelf right next to him. It is filled with cartons of eggs. The employee smiles over his shoulder and returns to his work, and Mojo stalks away after giving him a rather dirty look. When he arrived home, the hosts watched as he prepared breakfast. However, as Mojo sat down, he yelped, feeling the whoopee cushion, yelping.)

Mojo: Gah! Who did that!?

(He growled in anger as the hosts laughed quietly, watching in amusement.)

Lilo: (quietly) Oh boy, this is gonna be oh so fun...

Mojo: (tosses the cushion) Miserable brats...whoever has to be doing that shall pay for using inappropriate pranks on me...

(Later, when the breakfast was finished, Mojo was sitting on the chair (now cushion free) as he spoke.)

Mojo: Now to catch up on the world's latest events that have happened that this paper has reported with the words that they wrote.

(Then, he lifted the paper, looking stunned at the headline with some familiar figures in the picture.)

Mojo: (reading headline, enraged) "Powerpuff Girls Save the Day"?!

(Pull back quickly across the lair to a silhouetted view of him.)

Mojo: (roaring) CURSES!!

(He angrily frowned as he spoke.)

Mojo: I swear that today is the day that I will develop a plan so diabolical and evil that I will crush the Powerpuff Girls! But first...

(He stands over the table, which is now littered with dirty dishes, and relents.)

Mojo: I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.

(At that moment, he heard a crashing sound. He looked out before gasping, noticing a baseball where the glass was. He angrily picked it up before opening the door, yelling.)

Mojo: Hey, you rotten children! How many times do I have to tell you-

(Just then, he gasped as he saw the Powerpuff Girls with Bubbles in a baseball cap flying to the lair. Quickly, Mojo ducked back in, slamming the door, looking shocked.)

Mojo: The Powerpuff Girls! Here? Now?

(Mojo regains his usual evil composure and laughs triumphantly, after which the camera cuts to an extreme close-up of his face...and hits him right in the face)

Mojo: Ouch! Damn it!

(The audience laughs a bit as Mojo pushes the camera back in annoyance. Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese giggles quietly)

Lilo: Oh, folks, we forgot to tell ya. We have mess with one of our cameras to...well, you saw it!

Mojo: Oh, how sweet my vengeance will be! My plan that I have planned will surely crush the puny Powerpuff Girls, as easily as I crush a bug!

(He laughs again, but cuts himself off. Now he looks much as he did when he found out that he had left his wallet behind.)

Mojo: But wait! With my unforeseen delay in breakfast, I have yet to devise such a plan.

(Mojo starts pace, not seeing Cream rushing to the door and pouring glue onto the peephole before hiding again.

Mojo: But rarely will an opportunity be as ripe as this to destroy the girls! (stopping) I must stall them. But how?

(He now has his back to the door again; a loud pounding is heard from the other side. He looks nervously into the peephole and sees the girls on his doorstep. The glass distorts his perspective to make their heads look even bigger than normal.)

Blossom: Hey, Mojo! I think our ball crashed through your window. Can we have it back?

Mojo: The ball?!

(Mojo tries to leave the peephole but yelps as he realize that he himself is stuck)

Mojo: What the hell?!

(Mojo tries to pull his face from the door and finally he got free, hitting the floor in the progress. The monkey got up and curses angrily as the audience laughs at this)

Mojo: Gah! (calms down) Oh, uh...one moment, please.

(Mojo picks up the ball and smirks evilly)

Mojo: (to himself, holding up ball) Yes, yes, the ball! I will hide the ball, and the Powerpuff Girls will have to retrieve it. But they will not find it because I have hidden it. And they will have to stay here until I destroy them! And then there will be no more Powerpuff Girls! (He chuckles.)

(Meanwhile, the girls are still on his doorstep, looking as they did when they were first seen.)

Blossom: (knocking) Mojo! Are you home?

Buttercup: Come on, let's go. He's not home.

(The door creaks open, showing darkness within, and the girls turn toward it. Now we see that the front of Bubbles' cap carries "PP" in black letters. Mojo steps out of the gloom, wearing his usual menacing expression, but this gives way to a welcoming smile.)

Mojo: Oh, hello, girls. What can I do for you?

(He starts to laugh madly. When this subsides, Blossom looks uneasy, while Buttercup shows off one of her many scowls. Bubbles, standing between them, chews happily away. A tense moment of silence.)

Blossom: Uh...yeah. Well, Mojo Jojo, we were playing catch, and Buttercup threw the ball too hard. And I think it broke through your window.

Buttercup: Well, it wouldn't have happened if Bubbles could catch.

Bubbles: (to Buttercup) Well, I would have caught it if you threw it straight!

Buttercup: What?!

Bubbles: That's right, you throw crooked!

Buttercup: You better take that back!

Bubbles: (crossing her eyes) Hi, I'm Buttercup. (throwing imaginary ball) Catch!

Mojo: Girls, girls! It is no trouble at all. Please, come in and I will return to you your ball.

(We cut to back inside the lair, the four stand in an area appointed with various items of living room furniture: lamp, rug, couch, armchair, and so forth. The hosts meanwhile carefully came out of the bathroom with a bucket of water which Stitch spills onto the floor.)

Mojo: Please wait here until I can locate your ball and give it back to you, so it can be in your possession once more.

(Mojo prepares to walk off but slips on the water causing him to scream and slip to the floor, sliding right into the wall in the progress. The audience and girls giggle as Mojo got up, cursing madly)

Buttercup: Whoa, he is saying stuff I didn't know existed! Cool!

Blossom: Buttercup! Those are adult words!

(Bubbles, still chewing, starts to look around herself. She and the others are brought to attention when the monkey suddenly leans down to them.)

Mojo: And do not touch anything! Now where did I put that ball?

(Bubbles blows a bubble, which promptly pops—she has been working on a wad of gum. The door slams behind Mojo; on the other side, in another room, he leans against it and laughs evilly.)

Mojo: How wonderful! They are unaware of the evil that will soon be upon them! Now...

(In front of him is a considerable array of weapons: armed robots, lasers, missiles, bombs, swords, even a few mousetraps.)

Mojo: ...what to use? Hmmm...

(Unknown to Mojo though, Lilo, Cream, Cheese and Stitch are watching him in hiding)

Kenny: (Stupid ass monkey has no idea.)

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, you are about to see some pain in this monkey's ass very soon. I don't recall how many pranks we did so far.

Cream: (giggles) If we're lucky, we made do more than 6 pranks this time around!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(Mojo looks at the arsenal carefully until he saw a large raygun—easily four or five stories tall and at least twice as long—with a control panel at its base and a seat for its operator. Mojo gasps softly, as if an idea has just come to him.)

Mojo: Oh, yes, yes! This might just do the trick!

Bubbles: (from outer room) Oooooh! What's this?

(The sound of her voice causes him to turn in surprise; We now see her in the outer room, reaching toward a vase on a pedestal. Behind her, the eyes of a painting on the wall are slid away and replaced by Mojo's—he is using this for a peephole. Back to him.)

Mojo: Egad! My Ming dynasty vase! (turning away) The object of the very first crime that I committed!

(As Bubbles is about to touch the item, Mojo rushes up to stop her from fooling with the vase.)

Mojo: DO NOT TOUCH! (softer tone) Uh...it is very valuable.

Bubbles: Yeah? (She blows another bubble, which pops.)

Mojo: (chuckling wearily) Yeah.

(Cut to the couch as all three girls are now in front of it, and Mojo turns away and starts across the lair again.)

Mojo: Now do not touch anything. will return shortly with the object that is not found.

(In the weapons room, he slams the door again, unknown to him though the door opens quietly thanks to Lilo, the girl pulls Mojo's shirt through a crack before closing the said door)

Mojo: Accursed, annoying Powerpuffs! Now where was I?

(Mojo tries to walk away but yelp as he hears a ripping noise. The villain turns and saw a big hole in his shirt exposed)

Mojo: GAHHHHHHHHHH! Ahem, a, yes! The Giganto-Destructo-Powerpuffo Ray! The only ray giant enough to destroy the Powerpuff Girls!

(He catches the sound of giggling from the outer room and turns angrily toward it.)

Mojo: What is with the funny laughing?! There shall be no giggling in the lair of Mojo!

(When he bursts out of the weapons room, he finds them on the couch, having a good laugh over something. He gasps sharply in embarrassment; The girls are looking through a photo album spread open before them.)

Mojo: My photo album!

Bubbles: (giggling) Oh, Mojo, you were so cute!

(The other girls laugh under her words, and as she finishes, she holds the album up to the camera making the audience laughs like mad. We see pictures of a baby Mojo sucking his thumb, crying in his high chair with a bowl of mush in front of him, and crawling naked toward the camera. "Cute" is questionable, but the contrast between then and now is indeed very comical. However, the grown-up Mojo has a very different opinion; he yells and snatches the album away from the girls. Buttercup keeps laughing to herself.)

Mojo: (furious) I must reiterate—no touching of anything!

Bubbles: (flying to vase) Even this?

Mojo: Especially that!

(The door slams again as the hiding hosts giggle like mad)

Cream: Looks like things are going well.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Ih, luckily for us we mess with machine earlier. Let's see what happens when monkey ass use it.

(In the weapons room, the chair behind Mojo's item of choice rises into view, carrying him up to the controls.)

Mojo: Yes, yes! The time has almost come! (adjusting controls) Now to set the coordinates!

(Cut to behind him; he is watching a large monitor, with a set of crosshairs centered on the couch. However, the girls are no longer seated on it.)

Mojo: Wait! Where did they go? (The view shifts a few times.) They are nowhere to be found!

(He runs back into the outer room and stops near the armchair.)

Mojo: (softly) Powerpuff Girls? (louder) Oh, Powerpuff Girls? (still louder) Where are those accursed girls?!

(Buttercup zips up behind him and shoves him o.c.)

Buttercup: Tag! You're it! (Pan to him, up against a wall and rubbing his head.)

Mojo: Tag?! What kind of foolishness is this?

(Across the room, each girl pops into view from behind a box for her next line, then ducks away again.)

Blossom: We're hiding!

Buttercup: You're seeking!

Bubbles: Yeah! (She blows and pops another bubble.)

Mojo: Stop this nonsense immediately!

(He leaps to the box and picks it up, but the girls are no longer behind it.)

Mojo: But—they were just here in this place where I am looking!

(The sound of their giggling draws his attention; pan to the armchair, which is nearby. The end of Blossom's ponytail and the tips of her shoes give away the girls' hiding place. He picks up the chair, revealing them.)

Mojo: Ha! I have located you!

(They zip away in different directions.)

Mojo: Wait! Stop!

(He stands up and seethes for a moment, then has a sudden flash of inspiration.)

Mojo: Aha! (softly) Oh, Powerpuff Girls, I have some candy for you.

(On the end of this line, he produces a bag from behind his back. This gets in instant response from the girls; they pop up from behind the couch.)

Girls: CANDY!

(They fly across the room and are on top of him in a flash, licking suckers happily. Blossom sits on his head, Buttercup on his back, Bubbles by his feet. He looks positively disgusted at their inadvertent success in screwing up his plan to eradicate them. The hosts watching this were snickering.)

Cream: I got a hell of an idea, Lilo! How about we end this episode with a twist that is MORE hilarious than the original?

Lilo: Great idea!

Cream: In order to do that, we'll need the help of the Powerpuff Girls.

Stitch: Yeah. Let's wait until they get back on the couch and until Mojo is busy.

Lilo: But we can't get ourselves caught on camera, I'm warning you.

Cream: Right.

(Wipe to a long shot of the girls on the couch. Mojo stands near the camera, his back to us.)

Mojo: Now stay on this couch until I return with your ball that I have been seeking!

(His cape sweeps across the screen; Once Mojo is gone, Lilo and her friends appear)

Lilo: Okay, girls, looks like we are almost to his breaking point.

Blossom: Right, so what shall we do now?

(Cream smirks as she gave a list to the girl)

Cream: You think you girls could help Mojo look for your own ball?

Buttercup: (smirks) If you mean what I think you mean, then yeah!

(We see the oversized raygun again. Mojo is once again lifted into view on his perch.)

Mojo: These disruptions have caused me quite a delay. But Mojo's time of revenge has arrived!

(The girls fly up on either side and surprise the bejesus out of him.)

Girls: HI, MOJO!

Mojo: Powerpuff Girls! What are you doing here?

Blossom: Well, we decided to help you look for our ball.

Buttercup: Eight eyes are better than two.

Bubbles: Yeah! (Another bubble, which pops very close to his ear.)

Blossom: Powerpuff Girls, spread and search! (The girls zip away in different directions.)

Mojo: NOOOOOOO!!

(Blossom stops at a table loaded with flasks of chemicals. She picks up a rack full of test tubes and checks under it.)

Blossom: Not here!

(She darts away, dropping the rack to smash on the table. Buttercup rips a large piece of machinery loose and looks behind it.)

Buttercup: Or here!

(Bubbles jumps into a large aquarium. The fish are a bit taken aback at her presence.)

Bubbles: Or here!

(Mojo cannot believe the ruckus they are causing.)

Mojo: My beakers! My machines! My aquarium! MY LABORATORY!!

(Now Blossom tears a hole in the floor, Buttercup melts the ceiling with her eye lasers, and Bubbles dumps the contents of a flask onto the floor. Blossom plows through one of the robots in the weapons room, and Buttercup smashes up through the floor. None of these efforts produce the missing baseball, but they do work Mojo's last good nerve.)

Mojo: STOOOOOPPPPPP!!

(Incredibly, they actually do so; Buttercup has another piece of equipment held above her head. Cut to the outer room. During the next line, the door opens and Mojo pushes them across the floor toward the couch.)

Mojo: (rapid fire) I have just remembered where I put your ball that you have lost. (Cut to the couch; they are on it again.) Now sit on this couch and do not move. I will bring it back to you here where you are sitting on this couch.

(Mojo goes back to his lab while the hosts laugh a bit in hiding)

Stitch: Won't be long now, folks...

Blossom: Good thing we'll be joining you in the final prank we'll drop on Mojo, and give him the humiliation of his life!

Lilo: You got it, Blossom!

Stitch: (as he, the hosts and the girls put their hands together in a team way) Let's do it to it!

Others: Yeah!!

(Then they went off together, ready to do the final prank. Back to the controls of the raygun. The chair lifts Mojo into view a third time; cut to his perspective as he works the keyboard quickly. The crosshairs are centered on the couch again, and all three girls are right where he put them.)

Computer voice: Target locking. Check power level.

(The display changes to show several bar-graph readouts, with the title "POWER LEVELS.")

Mojo: Power levels at optimum efficiency.

(The couch pops up on the display again, but now Bubbles is gone.)

Computer voice: Target locked. (Close-up of Mojo.)

Mojo: Wait! Where is Powerpuff Girl Bubbles?

(Back to the screen. Bubbles is reaching for the vase again.)

Computer voice: Destructo Ray will fire in ten seconds.

Mojo: (running across room) NOOOOOOOOO!!

(His charge and yell are interspersed with shots of Bubbles reaching closer to the vase and finally knocking it from its pedestal. The computer counts down during this sequence. Between "six" and "five," he slides across the floor and catches the vase, then throws an angry look back to Bubbles. She tries to look innocent; on "three," she zips back to the couch, where Buttercup glares at her from the other end. Mojo runs into view, his back to the camera, on "two." He is still holding the vase.)

Mojo: How many times must I tell you not to touch?

Computer voice: Firing lasers.

Mojo: (turning around, softly) No...

(The lights dim, and a laser beam from above scores a direct hit on him. He yells in extreme pain and is left a smoking, blackened mess on the ground in front of the girls. The vase, however, appears to be completely intact. Bubbles blows another bubble; just after it pops, the Ming heirloom crumbles into dust.)

Mojo: (weakly) Curses...

(The hosts giggled as they watched.)

Lilo: Looks like another one is biting the dust...in Mojerk's case, a very bad one.

Mojo: (moaning) Ohhh... could this get any worse?

(Just then, he unknowingly tripped a wire, and a giant hammer flew in and hits the dumb monkey right in the face, sending him flying.)

Mojo: AAAHH!!!

(Then he crashed right into a wall. The monkey moaned in major pain.)

Mojo: (more weakly) Curses.......

(Stitch laughed wildly at this along with the girls and the hosts.)

Stitch: Good thing I set up the swinging hammer trap!

Blossom: (smirks) And I take it that's the final prank?

Lilo: (with a wink) You betcha!

Bubbles: (giggles) What a hilarious day this was!

Cream: Yeah! (holds up a familiar object) Here's the ball you were looking for. We found it as we got ready the final prank set up.

Buttercup: (as Blossom takes the ball) Awesome! Thanks, you guys!

Lilo: No problem!

Stitch: (noticed) Uh oh, looks like ugly is getting back up.

(The hosts and hosteesses hid again quickly as Mojo got up, looking very VERY pissed off)

Mojo: Fine! You got your pal, there you go! (Cut to outside his front door; all four are on the step.) AND OUT YOU GO! OUT!

Bubbles: Thank you!

Buttercup: Thank you!

Blossom: Thank you!

Mojo: (softly) Curses! Curses! Curses!

(Mojo slams the door to his lair as Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese laughs at this)

Cream: Well, you folks think Mojo has suffered enough, yet?

Audience: No!

Lilo: No, because we got one more little prank awaiting him the next morning which we alter to our own tastes.

(The next day, inside Mojo's lai againr, the table is again set for breakfast. He is getting ready to read the paper.)

Mojo: Now to catch up on the world's latest events that have happened that this paper has reported with the words that it wrote.

(Mojo looks at the newspaper which, to his shock, has a front-page photo that shows him giving the baseball back to three happy girls.)

Mojo: (reading headline, disbelieving) "Mojo Jojo Saves the Day"?..."Returns Powerpuffs' Ball"? CURSES!!

(The audience laughs again as we saw the hosts of the show laughing from outside a window of Mojo's lair)

Lilo: Well, folks, looks like the day is saved...thanks to Mojo Jojo!

Cream: (giggles) He has saved their ball!

Stitch: But mostly us since we alter the photo to really piss him off!!

(The audience laughs once more)

Lilo: Well, folks, that wraps it up for today's episode. Next up is our season finale where we target the bully of Springfield Nelson Muntz.

Stitch: With special guest prankster Bart Simpson himself!

Lilo: Until next time, damn it...

Hosts: See ya!

(The audience applaud as the hosts wave to them. We fade to black ending the episode)

Author's note
Okay, time for the finale of Season 2, folks, and this time, we are really going after one stupid ass bully, so let's do this.

Episode 10: Nelson's Last Ha Ha

(We fade in to the center of Springfield as the usual music is played and the announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Hello, folks, and welcome to a damn season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell Season 2! Get ready for another bully spanking pack episode with your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience offscren applauds as the mentioned hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back! This is another season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we play pranks on bullies and stupid head and let you folks laugh at their embarrassment.

Cream: Last time, we took the damn dirty ape Mojo Jojo down a peg and in this episode, we are going for the evolved form, so to speak.

Stitch: Ih, for this season finale, weega are going after Nelson Muntz who we found out that Neros hate with a passion, so weega are going to have so much fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Joining us for this season finale is the Springfield Prince of Pranksters, Bart Simpson!

(The audience applauds as Bart comes in via skateboard. Once he's done, the boy got off and shake hands with Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese)

Bart: Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes. Thanks for having me on the show.

Stitch: No problem. Weega are thrilled that you are going to help us prank that bully Nelson.

Bart: Hey, after all these years, I am in for some embarrassmenet...for Nelson anyway.

Lilo: On today's show, we are going to end it with 6 pranks, count them 6! So stick around, folks, we are going to do stuff to Nelson!

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, the bully is in motion, time to make this season finale the goddamn best one ever.

Cream: (giggles) We know!

(We see the hosts and Bart walking in Springfield and soon spotted Nelson spray painting a wall saying 'Skinner Kiss A...' Well he isn't finished yet)

Nelson: Ha ha ha! Skinner is going to freak when he sees this. Uh oh. Gotta go.

(Nelson heads into a building, leaving his spray can behind. Bart smirks as he takes a knife out and heads over to the left can, poking a hole in it)

Bart: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Oh yeah, I think you got something, Bart.

Cream: (notices) Hey, I got another idea for prank two.

(Cream and Stitch goes over to a manhole cover and manage to lift the lid out)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group hide as Nelson came back and takes his spray can. He prepares to spray when some of the spray got on his face, blinding him)

Nelson: GAH!!!

(Nelson walks backwards blindly, unknowingly heading towards the open manhole lid. Soon the bully fell in screaming causing the audience to laugh out loud.)

Bart: Look out below!

(Nelson got out of the manhole and screams like mad while cursing. The bully calms down and put the manhole lid back)

Nelson: I'll pound whoever did this...but I think I will do something else for a while.

(Nelson left as the hosts and Bart watch in amusement)

Lilo: Two pranks down, four to go.

(Then, Bart and the others noticed a candy machine before quickly reworking it.)

Lilo: Let's see him try taking candy.

(They left as Nelson, getting out of the manhole, came out, noticing the candy machine.)

Nelson: Well, I may as well get some snacks.

(He then inserted a dollar, though nothing happened when he pressed the button. He angrily punched it.)

Nelson: Hey! You little!

He kicked it a few times before sparks came flying, making the machine explode, sending him back toward the manhole.)

Nelson: CRUD!

(The hosts only laughed at this.)

Cream: This is going so sweetly!

(Nelson got out of the manhole, looking a bit pissed off)

Nelson: Grrrr! Stupid, pathetic....

(The boy tried to calm down as he walks off a bit)

Lilo: We have done 3 pranks so far, the second fall into the manhole don't count. Time for prank number 4.

(The hosts go to the China Town part of Springfield (Ha, didn't think the damn place has one, didn't ya?!) as they get an extra drumstuck and some tape. While the drum gonger was busy, Stitch quietly taped the extra drumstuck to the gong lying against a wall, making it nothing like the original)

Stitch: (smirks) Hee hee hee.

(The hosts quickly hide as Nelson arrives and stop to watch)

Nelson: Ha ha ha! Betcha you can't hit the gong, pal!

(The drum gongers frowns as he grabs the drumstuck, unaware of its new length, and prepares to swing it. However the momeht he swings, the guy hits Nelson right in the balls by accident)

Nelson: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs madly from offscreen as Nelson hold his nuts big time before screaming and cursing)

Nelson: Goddamn it, s**t, stupid....

(Nelson fixes the drumstuck angrily before leaving. Our fave hosts laugh at that mildly from hiding)

Cream: (giggling) Kick ass! Only two more to go!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The hosts looked at where Nelson was heading to the store a bit later. Unknown to Nelson, the hosts placed in some candy in his pocket while he paid for his bought candy while they left.)

Stitch: Stitch likes...

(Then, the alarm sounded off as Apu noticed.)

Apu: Hey, little boy! (notices) Are you trying to steal my candy?

Nelson: Crud! I don't remember getting these types of candy!

Apu: That is no excuse, young man!

(Apu hit Nelson on the head as he yelped, being hit more before leaving the area, without the candy.)

Apu: Next time you try to steal from me, you will pay the ultimate price: $17.95.

(The hosts laughed as Cream grinned.)

Cream: Great prank, huh?

Lilo: I wonder where Bart ran off to?

(With Bart, he looked at a squished man in the car, preparing to drive off.)

Bart: Hey, mister. If you get laughed at when you're in there, I think you should teach him a lesson.

Man: I don't like being laughed at anyway...so my time must come...

(With that, the man drove off while Bart smirked.)

Bart: Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Nelson, you're going to get it big time...

(The man was driving along, until Nelson stopped and noticed him squished in the car tight.)

Nelson: (pointing) Ha ha!

(Hearing that, the man stopped his car abruptly before he slammed his door open and managed to get out of the car before glaring at Nelson in rage.)

Man: (angrily while charging at Nelson) You're gonna regret laughing at me and other poor people, you rotten bastard!!

Nelson: (eyes widened, nervously) Uh-oh!

(He ran off a bit, but it was no use for escape as the man grabbed the retarded bully by the back of his shirt collar.)

Nelson: AAAAHH!!!

Man: Now you're gonna get it, you little bastard!!!

(Then he started beating him up badly as the audience laughed loudly from offscreen.)

Hosts: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The camera turns to the hosts, away from the danger as they high five each other along with Bart)

Bart: Cool, man! Looks like Nelson got his ass handed to him.

Cream: Yep! What a nice way to end a season!

Lilo: Yeah! Nelson is going to feel black and blue after that.

Stitch: (notices) Moron is black and blue right now.

(The audience laughs as they applaud wildly)

Lilo: Folks, our season is over! It is definitely a good one. We gotta get going if we wanna join Meg and the others for a season finale of their own!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Join us next season for more of these wonderful pranks and humiliations of these awful people in...

All: Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Hosts: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the camera as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending the season.)

Author's note
Hey folks, time for some great crazy ass action with dealing with your usual bullies, creeps, etc. in this new season of Toon Neighbors from Hell, so let's do this!

Episode 11: The Road to Hell

(We see clips of previous episodes of Toon Neighbors from Hell which shows Lilo, Cream, Stitch, Cheese and their guest-stars, known or otherwise, pulling pranks on some bullies. Soon we cut in front of a familiar house in Quahog as an announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Folks, if you love bullies, creeps, etc. getting pranked and terrized, then damn it, you do not wish to miss this season premiere of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: And now your favorite pranksters and friends, Lilo Pelekai, Cream the Rabbit, Stitch and Cheese the Chao!!!

(The audience applauds as the mentioned hosts themselves appear, waving to the camera)

Lilo: Hey folks, did you miss us?

Audience: HELL YEAH!!

Cream: And did you miss those creeps whom we terrorized?

(No word from the audience)

Stitch: Ih, Stitch didn't think so either.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Welcome to our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell. If you miss our season finale, then what the hell is wrong with you?!

Cream: Yeah, you have missed one ass which we have given to toat mean bully Nelson Muntz.

Lilo: We will show reruns after this new episode but do not make the same mistake again, got it?

Stitch: Ih. Time for our brand new episode where we are in Quahog itself in front of the homes of the Griffins.

Lilo: (notice) Keep the camera steady, Kenny.

Kenny: (What the hell do you think I was doing?)

Lilo: Right. Anyway, today's bully is that genius and big headed asshole, Stewie Griffin, who has been a big of a pain here in Quahog as well as him trying to kill Lois, not that we care.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Cheese: Lilo's adopted sister used to live here but that doesn't mean we can't terrorized her little brother, can we?

Audience: Nope!

Lilo: I knew you all would say that so it's time for us to get even with this bald headed loon whose have often been a pain in Meg's ass. We are going to pull 8 pranks today so stick around!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the room, he is unaware of what's going on, this ass kicking season premiere has started.

Voice: Hey, need some help?

(A familiar dog appears, as the hosts notice)

Lilo: Well, I'll be, it's Brian Griffin, the family dog and apparently the only damn smart one, besides Meg, in the family.

(The audience applauds for him)

Brian: Thanks. Allow me to assist you. Stewie have beaten the s**t out of me for some money thing a long time ago and it's time to pay him back in spades!

Cream: Good idea! At least it will help you get prepared for TAR All-Stars...if you are chosen at least.

Brian: I hope so.

(The hosts and Brian enter the house quietly. They smirk as they saw Stewie talking to Rupert, his teddy bear)

Stewie: This is going well. I am about to start on my newest plan to take over the world! No one can stop me!!!

Lilo: (quietly) Oh, so you frigging think, football head.

(Cream grabs some marbles and drop them near Stewie, who didn't notice. Then they head over to the bathroom as they grab some soap)

Brian: I got an idea...

(The group went into the kitchen as Stitch activates an iron before pulling the iron board up. Now Cheese drop the soap)

Cheese: (giggles) Chao, chao, chao....

Lilo: Okay, four pranks coming right up.

(Back in the living room, Stewie jumps down...and yelp as he trip on the marbles and fell to the floor making the audience laughs. The jerk jumps up and curses angrily)

Stewie: Damn it all!!!!

(Stewie breaths in and out as he goes into the kitchen as the hosts and Brian hid. The baby trips on the soap and hit the kitchen floor hard. Stewie groans as he got up while holding on a string in an attempt to do so. However this caught the ironing board to fell down and hit him on the head hard knocking him down. To add more insult to injury, the iron itself fell off and hit him on the head, burning hot)

Stewie: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(The audience laughs like mad as Stewie got up, with an iron print on his face which disappear. The baby yells around, cursing like mad while the hosts and Brian laugh quietly from their hiding place)

Brian: (smirks) Well, well, looks like four pranks are now done.

Stitch: Ih, four to go!

(The group goes into a basement before Lilo grab a saw. Brian set up a ladder which goes under a floorboard)

Brian: Thank God I know this place from back to back.

(Lilo climbs up the ladder and make a hole in the floor via the saw. Cream grabs a box of tools nearby before they went back upstairs. Stitch goes to the hole and grab a carpet, covering the hole with it)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group watch in hiding as Stewie goes into a room before closing the damn door behind him. Quickly, they set up something at the door tying one end to the toolbox on a board above the door with the other end tied to the door knob.)

Cream: (giggles) This is going to be fun.

(The group goes into hiding quickly. Stewie opens the door to the door he just enter...causing the toolbox to fell right on him, knocking him to the ground hard)

Stewie: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs as Stewie jumps up and curse angrily. Cheese flew out of a nearby window and hit the doorbell, making the usual 'ding-dong' crap)

Stewie: (frowns) Oh, I'll get it. I have to get everything around he...

(Stewie heads to the door stepping on the carpet that is covering the hole. The baby scream as he fell right through the door taking the carpet with him. The audiences and hosts laugh madly at this)

Lilo: Looks great! Now we got two more pranks left to go!

Brian: (smirks) I know the right ones to do.

(The group goes back to the basement (Stewie have very quickly from there) and found some TNT that get detonated by a remote control. Next Cheese grabs a marker before the gang goes back upstairs. The Chao goes up to a picture of Lois and vandalize it quickly, drawing words that said 'kiss my ass, Lois'.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group goes into Stewie's room where Rupert is at. Brian put the TNT in the teddy bear itself, next they go into the wardrobe)

Cream: Oooooh, this is going to be hellva fun...

(Stewie, in annoyance, goes back to his room and picks up Rupert)

Stewie: Goddamn it all, what is going on here?! So far, I tripped, have accidents in the kitchen, got hit by a toolbox and fell through a hole in the wall. Can't anything get any crappier?!

Brian: (quietly) Yeah, this.

(Brain press a button on the remote causing the TNT and Rupert go off in Stewie's hands and making a big explosion. When the dust clears, the villain is covered in ashes much to the delight of the audience)

Stewie: Damn, damn, damn it all! Why must you blow up on me too?!

Lois: (V.O., angrily) STEWIE!!!

(Lois came into the room holding up the vandalized picture of herself)

Lois: (glares) Did you do this?

Stewie: Oh, like I will tell you anything, bitch.

Lois: How dare you!

(Lois grabs Stewie and spanks his ass making him yell in pain)

Cream: (whispering) Ouch, I never saw Lois this upset.

Stitch: (whispering) Not since reviews came for her fave movie.

Lois: (angrily) Stewie, I think it's time we watch your father do whatever the hell he is usually doing.

Stewie: (horrified) No! Anything but that! No, no, God no!!!

(The two left the room as the audience laughs like mad. Our hosts and Brian came out of the room laughing)

Lilo: Well, folks, looks like Stewie is about to face his desserts...hanging out with his fat ass of a father.

Brian: Thank God that wasn't me for once.

(The audience laughs at this)

Cream: Well, folks, this was our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell. We like to thank Brian for helping us out in this.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Tune in next time when we deal with that musclebound asshole, Arnold the Pitbull. Until the...

Hosts and Brian: Have a good day!

(The hosts and Brian wave to the camera as the audience applauds before we fade to black)

Author's note
Hey folks, if you don't like pranks being pulled on people, then leave now! But if you like pranks being pulled on certain bullies, creeps, etc. then read on!!!

Episode 12: Hasta la Vista, Moron!

(We fade in to Acme Acres as our episode begins as music begins to play)

Announcer: Folks, welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell, where you folks watch certain assholes get his or hers via series of pranks! So without any further ado, here are your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The offscreen audience applauds as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we play the bullies and the bullies are the innocent, yeah right, victims!

Cream: In our last episode, we took down that baby genius brat Stewie Griffin and now, we are dealing with a lot whole of bitch!

Stitch: Ih, weega also got two special guest stars. So let's bring them out!

(Two familiar rabbits appear, grinning)

Buster: Hi, I'm Buster Bunny!

Babs: And I'm Babs Bunny!

Both: No relation.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We would say that this is a kids show...but damn it, we will not.

(The audience laughs a bit)

Cream: You two ready for some fun?

Buster: You betcha! So who is your target today?

Lilo: We are going to pound some crap into that pitbull Arnold, who has did a lot whole of bullying and jobs for Montana Max. We would go after that brat but we will get him, someday.

Stitch: Ih, today though, Arnold is the target.

Babs: Hee hee hee, we can't help ourselves, really.

Lilo: Sounds like you and Miss Naughty would get along.

Shadow: (V.O.) Attention, Arnold is in place, this show is gone.

Lilo: That's Shadow the Hedgehog, our director of the show, time for us to do some ass kicking.

Cream: Today we got 10 pranks, 10! You folks think we can pull them off on someone like Arnold?

Audience: Yeah!

Buster: All right, stick around because we are going to do some major crap!

Lilo: Hey, that's my line.

(The audience laughs and applauds as the episode continues on. The group goes into the gym where Arnold is training a bit. The pit bull got up from lifting weights from a stand)

Arnold: Puny animals make me laugh. I will pump them up if I see any. Ha ha ha ha!

(The pitbull left. Stitch pick up some extra weights and add them to Arnold's lifting thing)

Stitch: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(Cream goes over to Arnold's trampoline and mess it the springs on the thing)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Babs saw some baking oil nearby and picks it up)

Babs: This could be useful.

(The group hide as Arnold got over to his trampoline, bouncing up and down on it. However, the pitbull ends up going too high as he hits the ceiling hard, causing the audience to laugh)

Buster: Ha ha ha! As Bugs would say, what a maroon.

(Arnold fell to the floor hard before getting up and growling angrily. The pitbull calms down and goes back to lifting weight, lifting them a bit. But Arnold, thanks to the damn extra weights added, suddenly drop the lifting the thing as it hits him in the next hard.)

Arnold: GAH!!!

(The hosts, their guest-stars and the audience laugh at Arnold's misery some more)

Lilo: (smirks) Well, two pranks done, only 8 to go! This is going to be fun, fun, hellva fun!

Cheese: (nods) Chao, chao, chao.

(Arnold, who recovers, growls as he heads to the sauna and goes in there. Stitch quickly grabs a mop and use it to block the door before turning the thing up to VERY HOT)

Stitch: Heh heh heh....

(Babs smiles as she grabs a mop from a bucket and spill water on the floor)

Babs: We really can't help ourselves.

(Buster grabs a can of steroids nearby and rush to hide as pounding is heard from the door. The audience laughs as we see Arnold trying to get out to no prevail. Soon the pitbull break the door down, sweating like mad)

Arnold: Ugh, puny...so damn hot...

(Arnold slips on the wet water on the floor and scream as he fell, sliding all the way to the basement via the opened foor. The pitbull scream as he fell into the basement. The audience and the hosts laugh like mad)

Lilo: Looks like that's 4 pranks down.

(Arnold came out of the basement, screaming and cursing like mad)

Buster: (smirks) Only 6 to go!!

(The group now goes into Arnold's office as they look around)

Cream: I didn't know he has one of these things.

Babs: You would be amazed on what you can find in the world of Tiny Toons.

(Buster goes over to the fish tank and switch the fish food with the steroids can)

Buster: Heh heh heh!

(Stitch goes over to Arnold's chair and mess with it quickly.)

Stitch: This is going to be frigging sweet.

(Cheese grabs a marker nearby as the group enters the next room. With a smirk, the Chao use the marker on a painting of Arnold nearby, making it look stupid ass)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(A while later, Arnold returns to his office and goes over to the fish tank. The dog get the can and pour some steroids, unknowingly to him, into the fish tank. Suddenly the fish grew big and attack him causing Arnold to scream and the audience to laugh)

Arnold: What the hell is this?! This isn't making me laugh!!!

(The audience laughs some more as Arnold got the fish off. The pit bull growls angrily and tried to relax. Arnold goes over to his desk and sat down in it, sighing)

Arnold: This is getting going...

(Arnold leans back but the chair collapses, causing the pit bull to fell to the ground in alarm as the audience laughs some more)

Arnold: OUCH!!!

(We can see the hosts as Babs mess with Arnold's exercise bike)

Babs: Hee hee. He's in for a pain for this prank. I guarantee it.

(The hosts goes outside the gym which is near a beach. With a smirk, Buster and Babs push the chair nearby closer to the beach)

Buster: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: I think all of our beautiful traps are in place. Folks, time for the continuing embarrassment for our 'pal' Arnold.

(Arnold goes into the room where the exercise chair is at. The pit bull yelp as he saw his picture that Cheese vandalized earlier)

Arnold: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Arnold, in annoyance, clears up the picture as the audience laughs. The pit bull now go on his exercise bike and exercise)

Arnold: At least I am safe in...

(Suddenly the bike goes out of control causing Arnold to yell in alarm as the machine got him hit all over the damn place. Soon the pitbull screams as he goes crashing to the wall, making the audience laugh at this some more)

Arnold: (groans) Damn...

(Back outside, the group looks at the camera)

Lilo: Okay, if what we hoped is frigging right, we should get two more pranks done.

Cream: If Arnold does come out.

Babs: Oh, he will. After all, Arnold doesn't miss a chance to sun bathe.

Buster: (notice) Look!

(Sure enough, that damn pitbull left the gym and is heading for the beach, the group hide quickly. Arnold sat in his chair, unaware of the position is in.)

Arnold: Ugh. These stupid things happening to me doesn't make me laugh.

Stitch: (whispering) But it does make us and the audience laugh.

(Arnold put down his suntan lotion for a moment allowing Babs to sneak over and grab it, removing it with baking oil. The girl bunny goes back to the others)

Babs: (smirks) I can't help myself.

Others: Neither do we.

(Arnold takes the baking oil unknowingly and put it on himself like mad before putting the thing down. The sun was sooooo hot that way that suddenly, the pitbull begins to burn up like hell. It didn't take this jerk long for him to notice)

Arnold: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Just then a big wave hit the pitbull, hitting him and taking him out to the water as he scream some more. The audience laughs big time as did the hosts)

Hosts and others: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(We see Arnold in the ocean, groaning while sun burne and wet)

Arnold: Ohhhhhhh...

(The pitbull sank into the water all the way. The hosts and their friends chuckle as they came out of hiding, high fiving one another)

Cream: All right, yes, we did it!

Buster: We aren't going to into one of Dora songs right?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Well, folks, looks like Arnold will be having someone else to pump up...himself!

Stitch: Ih. Stupid ass got that coming.

Lilo: That's it for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! We like to thank Buster and Babs Bunny for helping us give Arnold big pain 10 times fold!

Buster: No problem!

Babs: You need so again, just rang!

Cream: (to camera) Folks, join us again when we target yet another known bully, this time from the Marvel Comics, Flash Thompson! Until then...

Hosts: Aloha!

(The group wave to the audience as they applaud. We now fade to black)

Author's note
Hey folks, JusSonic here. Before we can get to the action itself, let's do a behind the scenes look, shall we?

Episode 13: Flashing a Thompson!

(Unlike the other episodes, we fade in to a studio where Shadow is at)

Shadow: (to camera) Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the director. Before we get you ready for an ass kicking of yet another bully, I thought I would give you a behind the scenes tour, a very brief one at that.

(Shadow shows the camera around a bit)

Shadow: This is where we do some editing and the normal stuff, while I direct Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese around, and warn them when their target is almost upon them. To be frigging honest, a few times, their target almost caught them. Thank God that isn't the case. Also, this show would never been done without those working behind the scenes besides me and Kenny McCormick.

(We see various behind the scenes people in different shots as Shadow introduce them)

Shadow: Our isolated camera, Silver the Hedgehog. Another running camera, Silver the Hedgehog. In the video truck, Wooldoor Sockbat. Our statisician Sandy Cheeks. Our sound man Mr. Noisy who helped out in the Vicky episode. Nice job, Mr. Noisy. Our tape edition, Squidward Tentacles. Countless producers and technicians. And our executive producer, JusSonic himself.

(Cut to Shadow in the studio)

Shadow: Thanks, and now, back to Toon Neighbors from Hell, already in production starring your usual hosts Lilo, my girl Cream, Stitch and Cheese the Chao.

(We cut to front of a universary in New York as the hosts are waiting)

Lilo: Thanks, Shadow! Hey folks, welcome to one hell of another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we play crazy pranks on nasty bullies and then let you laugh at their misery.

Cream: In our last episode, we took down Arnold and today, we are going after an interesting target: Flash Thompson. He may be a fan of Spider-Man but this ass is one big bully in his own right.

Stitch: He had it coming!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Spider-Man and who knows what else may appear so stick around! We got eight pranks to pull on Flash Thompson himself. Here we go!

(Inside the school, the hosts spot Flash himself laughing as he trip a student sending him to the floor)

Flash: (mocking) Have a nice trip.

Lilo: Geez, and this guy got mature in the comic books?

Cream: (smirks) Let's tease this asshole a lesson, shall we?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

(Stitch sneaks up on Flash and open his locker. Next the alien quietly pulls the bully's underwear and close the locker on it, trapping the said underwear there)

Stitch: (smirks) Eh eh eh eh.

(Lilo took some glue from another locker)

Lilo: This could come in handy...

(As Flash tried to walk away, the bully yelps as the locker that is holding his underwear gave him a major wedgie causing the bully to fell to the floor, ripping his underwater in the progress, making the audience laugh at this.)

Flash: OUCH!

(Flash got up with a groan as he move on. The hosts move ahead of him quickly.)

Lilo: Time to do our version of run away ding dong!

(Lilo giggles as they reach a door of the principal's office. Stitch knock on it quickly before the hosts run off. As Flash approach, the door suddenly open and hit him in the face causing him to yell and the audience to laugh some more)

Principal: (confused) Huh?

(The principal closes back into his office, with Flash having one hell of a bruise nose)

Flash: Ouch! Damn it!!!

(In the science lab, the hosts hid all over the place and goes to a place where Flash usually sits)

Lilo: (quietly) Today, Flash and his class are supposed to do some sort of science lesson. Well, luckily for us, we will give him one hell of a lesson.

Cream: (quietly) Yeah.

(Cream took some baking soda then pours it into Flash's flask then she quietly pour in some random junk)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: (smirks) Now for a big one.

(Stitch took out a whoopie cushion and puts it on Flash's chair. The bully himself comes over, not suspecting a thing, then he sat his ass down. The cushion made a big farting noise making the audience and the class laugh)

Flash: What the...?!

(Flash remove the cushion and frowns angrily before tossing it away. Then class is in session as the hosts and Kenny took their leave)

Flash: Eh, why must I have to take this damn class? Science are nothing for stupid j...

(Suddenly an explosion occurs hitting Flash. When the smoke clears, the audience laughs heartily as the bully is covered in some worthless crap)

Teacher: (notice) Mr. Thompson, did you made sure to follow the instructions?

Flash: (frowns) Damn it!

(Outside the classroom, Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese laughs at this)

Cream: 4 pranks down...

Three: Only four more to go!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(A while later, it is now lunchtime in the cafeteria as Flash was getting his lunch and heading to a table)

Flash: Damn, forgot napkins or some crap like that.

(Flash left his lunch and stuff at the place where he's sitting and left. Cream then quickly switch a bottle of ketchup with the glue)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(Stitch then claw through the legs of Flash's chair quickly)

Stitch: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Lilo: (to herself) This oughta be fun.

(We see Peter and Mary Jane nearby eating lunch as they saw this happening)

Mary-Jane: Peter, are those four pulling pranks on Flash Thompson?

Peter: Maybe. (smirks) At least it's better than when the hell I'm pulling them.

Mary-Jane: Same here.

(Flash returns, sitting in his chair and pouring the glue on his food. Then the bully begins to eat...then yelp in alarm as his mouth got stuck)

Flash: (muffles) Ton of a citch!

(His chair then collapses causing the audience to laugh out like that. Flash screams in alarm and annoyance as the hosts laugh at this)

Stitch: Big stupid head fell down and go boom!

(Inside the locker room, the hosts hum while pouring some liquid into Flash's jock straps)

Lilo: Folks, if you have seen the Revenge of the Nerds, then this frigging stuff we're using is Liquid Heat, which will make you itch for hours like hell.

Stitch: Ih. Major pain.

Peter: (appears) So, need some help with the last prank?

Cream: Oh yes, Mr. Parker. If you got anything that can help...

(Peter smirks as he hold up a football)

Peter: I have taken the liberty of making my own web brand football, if you know what i mean.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(Later at football practice)

Coach: Okay, time for the frigging football practice for the seasons, assholes. Flash, you're...hey, what are you doing?

(Flash groans as he is itching and scratching himself like mad)

Flash: Hell, I itch, I am burning! Ouch, ouch, OUCH!

Coach: (annoyed) Look, I don't give a damn if you're itching. Just kick the football.

Flash: (groans) Right.

(Flash get into position while still in pain some more)

Flash: God, I have been in pain and humiliation so far. What the hell could get worst?

(Flash rush over and kick the football...which explodes all of the sudden. As everyone else watch in surprise, the idiot is now cover in webs)

Flash: What the hell?! Damn those villains, trying to make it look like Spider-Man did it! AAAAAHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs madly as we go to the hosts who laugh and five high themselves)

Lilo: And another successful episode, folks! We sure pick the hell out of Flash Thompson!

Cream: Yep! And thanks to the Amazing S...

Stitch: Whoa, whoa, no need to spoil stuff, 'kay?

Cream: (realize) Oh right. (to Kenny) Kenny, put the camera back on Flash, to give our audience some more frigging laughing time.

(Kenny move the camera back onto Flash. The offscreen audience laughs as some school officials are trying to get him free of the webs. Now the camera is on the hosts once more)

Lilo: Folks, this has been another spanking ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Tune in for our season finale where our next victim will be Pete! Until then...

All: Bye now!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending this episode)

Author's note
All right, folks, here comes another season finale. Another short season, I know, but it will all be worth it. Let's do this!

Episode 14: Pete's Last Hurrah

(We fade in to outside the House of Mouse as the usual narrator spoke)

Announcer: Hey folks, you ready to give another asshole his punishment?

Audience: Yeah!!!!

Announcer: Can't hear you!

Audience: (louder) YEAH!

Announcer: I thought so! Time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell! With your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applauds loudly as four familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks! You ready for another season finale?

Cream: Lilo, they are, damn it, they are!

Lilo: Right. This will be the season finale before we, along with our director Shadow get ready for the upcoming Toon Amazing Race All-Stars. This time, we are going to give one bully a major ass-kicking for the road!

Stitch: You miss the episode against Flash, then we pity you, but don't pity the bully's sorry ass!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: In the season finale of Season 3, we are now targeting that legendary Disney villain, Pete, who bullied Mickey and his pals as long as they live...in a cartoon sense.

Cream: He also owns this place and would shut down if he's allowed to. Heh heh, but we will show him a thing or two, right folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: We are getting some assistence from Mickey and his pals to pull off 9 pranks in this season finale so stick with us because Pete's nightmare is about to begin!!!

(The group enter the hotel and met up with Daisy)

Lilo: Where's our 'guest of honor'?

Daisy: (points to a table) Over there at table whatever. He doesn't know what we got planned for him.

Cream: (smirks) That's good to hear.

(Stitch found some marbles and grab them quickly. Next the group head backstage and grab some cable)

Lilo: Now where to plug this bitch in...

(Next the group grab some gunpowder and some nails.)

Mickey: (coming in) I see you are preparing for the usual pranks.

Lilo: Yep. Will Pete come back here?

Mickey: Usual does.

Stitch: (smirks) Good. Let us know when stupid ass is coming.

Minnie: (approaching) Mickey, Pete is coming.

Lilo: Places, people!

(Lilo quickly throw the marbles on the floor as she and her friends hide. Pete walks in)

Pete: Okay, mouse, where's today's...

(Pete however step on the marble and yelp as he begins to lose his balance. Soon the villain find himself being send flying towards an open door leading to the basement, making the audience laugh)

Mickey: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(Lilo close the basement door and tie one end of the cable and plug it into an output nearby)

Lilo: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(We now see Pete heading upstairs looking pissed off)

Pete: Grrr! If I found the wise guy who drop those things....

(Pete reach the doorknob and grabs it...but got electrocute due to the cable tied to the doorknob on the other side plug into the output. The audience laughs like mad as an explosion occur. The villain groans as he fell to the floor a bit)

Stitch: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Minnie: (smirks) Looks like your season finale is off to a good start, Lilo.

Lilo: Yep! Two pranks down, seven more to frigging go!

(The hosts quickly sneak into the kitchen and saw Gus putting a plate and a glass meant for Pete on a counter nearby. Cheese grab a bottle of hot sauce and pour it into Pete's glass)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(Lilo smirks as she pour gunpowder onto Pete's food)

Lilo: Rule about hot stuff that you set on fire...gunpowder cost extra!

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The hosts go back into the dining room and sneak over to Pete's table. Stitch drop the nails onto Pete's chair)

Stitch: Heh heh heh! (notice) Fat ass's coming back.

(The group hide under a table as an annoyed Pete sat down in his chair...then scream in bloody pain due to him sitting on the nails. Everyone, especially the audience, saw this and laugh their heads off)

Donald: HA HA HA HA HA! What a dumb palooka!

Daisy: Eh, for once Donald, I agree.

(Pete groans and curse angrily as he remove the nails from his butt as Goofy brought him his food as well as his drink)

Goofy: Here we go: Hot La Surprise! Want me to light it up?

Pete: (growls) No, Goofster. I will light it up myself! Are you trying to blow my head off or something?!

(Pete get a match and light his food...only for it to explode right in his face, making more laughter happen)

Goofy: Gawsh, I guess you want to do that yourself.

Pete: Drink!

(Pete drank from his glass...then scream due to the frigging fact that he's drinking hot sauce)

Pete: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(More laughter occur as the hosts sneak away)

Lilo: (whisper) 5 pranks down, 4 to go. This is going great!

(The hosts sneak to the bathroom quickly then Stitch took out some super glue and use it on a toilet that has a sign that reads 'Reserved For Pete Or Else' on it. Cream then get some soap nearby and stop it on the floor)

Cream: Nothing like a second trip to make a dumb ass feel better.

Lilo: Or in this case, worst.

(The group leaves the bathroom and quickly hide in a wardrobe nearby. Pete arrives and enter the bathroom. Lilo's group left the wardrobe and run off. Inside the bathroom, the villain approach his own toilet...and slip on some soap left on the floor)

Pete: AHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs as Pete got up and scream and curse madly.)

Pete: Grrrr!!!!

(Pete relax somewhat as he sat down on the toilet, reading his newspaper. Once the jerk is done, he tries to get up, but his ass is stuck on the lid)

Pete: What the heck?!

(Pete screams as the audience laughs madly at this. Suddenly the villain got up, only to break the damn toilet lid in the progress)

Pete: DAMN, DAMN, DAMN IT ALL!!!!

(Outside the bathroom, Lilo and her friends laugh happily)

Stitch: Good job for all of us!

Cream: We got two more pranks to go and this season finale is over with.

Mickey: (smirks) My friends and I will help ya with those pranks.

Lilo: Well, let's go for it then!

(Lilo and Stitch followed Mickey outside the entrance, where Max Goof was putting the last touch on an eject door.)

Lilo: What's the ejection door for?

Max: This will be the final prank we're setting up. See, Pete may be thinking that this place could be cursed, so after your eighth prank, he'll be thinking about getting away from this place ASAP. Once his foot steps outside the door and into the sidewalk panel, Stitch, you pull the tab on the sidewalk, and the sidewalk will spring up, sending Pete to the sky.

Stitch: (smirks)

Lilo: Cruel, but effective! (smiles) Now, let's get back to the House of Mouse to set up the eighth prank!

(Inside the House of Mouse, Cream was setting up a dollar near Pete's table. Donald was nearby the rope, smirking. Cream turned to the camera.)

Cream: I know this prank was used in an earlier episode, but hey, Pete's very interested in money, so... (Cream smirks and chuckles.)

Donald: (Chuckles through his mouth)

Cream: Well, the two pranks have been set up... let's watch them now.

(Cream and Lilo then hid in the pillar with Donald.)

Cream: Got the anvil set?

Lilo: Yep. (points to Mickey, next to a tied rope on one of the pillars, with a dagger, who winked.) Let's watch this in action.

(Pete growls in annoyance as he came back to his table)

Pete: Oooooh, if I ever get my hands on the wise guy who...(notice) Hey, a dollar!

(Pete grabs the dollar...then Mickey slash the dagger right through the rope. One end caught the villain by the end causing him to scream as he is being send flying across the room making everyone laugh madly at this. Soon we see that the other end of the rope is tied to an anvil that fell right into a car that Mr. Toad is about to go into)

Toad: Tally-ho!

(Toad laughs as he droves away quickly pulling a screaming Pete still tied to the rope with the anvil in the car along with him as the toad make his exit)

Daisy: (notice) Hey! This is no drive through!

(Pete flies by her screaming like hell)

Daisy: Come again!

(The audience laughs madly. Cut to outside as Pete is finally got himself freed from the rope)

Pete: (getting up) This place is frigging cursed! I'm getting away from this place ASAP.

(Pete however didn't noticed as he is right on the ejection door. Stitch smirk in hiding as he pull the tab causing the sidewalk to spring up and sending Pete flying into the sky)

Pete: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Everyone laugh like mad as Pete disappear from sight. A while later, everyone in the whole House of Mouse applaud as we see the hosts standing with the House of Mouse gang)

Mickey: Gosh, looks like Pete had to make a good exit.

Stitch: Screw him!

(Everyone laugh madly loudly)

Goofy: Gawrsh...I don't get it!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, looks like our season finale of of the third season of Toon Neighbors from Hell is a big success! Before we go, we like to thank Mickey and everyone at the House of Mouse who help out in this great episode.

Minnie: Don't forget the other announcement.

Cream: Right. Also, coming soon is Toon Amazing All-Stars where Stitch, our director Shadow, Cheese, Mickey and I will be racing in. Don't miss it!

Lilo: Well, from all of us to all of you...

Donald: Hey, this isn't a Christmas special!

Cheese: (roll eyes) Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Until next time, folks...

All: Have a nice day!

(Everyone cheer wildly as the hosts and their guest-stars wave to the camera. We now fade to black, ending the season finale)

Author's note
After another hiatsus, time for the girls and their friends to really kick some ass!

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Episode 15: Put the Hurt on Ace

(Our episode starts with some scenes from the previous 3 seasons of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Eventually though, we cut to the city of Townsville.)

Narrator: The city of Townsville...is one again sponsoring this kick ass show where two girls and their pets prank the bullies and get away with it! Time for more Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(We hear the audience applauding like hell as the mentioned hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey guys! Welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell. If you recall, my friends and I participated in the All-Stars version of Toon Amazing Race.

Cream: None of us won of course, but we don't mind. Winning once is enough for us.

Lilo: In our last show, we beat the hell out of Pete and now in this season premiere, we're ready to pull pranks on yet another bully or jerk.

Stitch: Ih, Ace of the Gang Greene Gang. Big former boyfriend of Julayla Beryl.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Cream: He's a big bully who flirts with girls while he and his pals tried to kill the Powerpuff Girls over the years. We don't mind Snake though since he's Jules's brother.

Lilo: For this episode, we are going to pull 4 crazy ass pranks on Ace so this is going to be fun for the both of us! You ready, Kenny?

Kenny: (I'm rolling the camera, girls)

Cream: Good! Folks, stick around as the prank giving and hilarity unfolds!

(The hosts sneak to where the Gang Green Gang are doing their vandalizing thing)

Ace: (smirks) All right, this spray can will really tick off those girls.

Lilo: (to herself) So you say but you will be the one being vandalized.

(Stitch pick up a icepick nearby and smirk devilishly. Ace put down his spray can for a moment allowing Stitch to grab the can, poke a one in it with the pick before putting the spray can back.)

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

(Ace picks the can up and use it...only to get spray in the face in the progress.)

Ace: AHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs as Ace tries to see quickly)

Big Billy: Duh, you okay, Ace?

Lil' Arturo: You need to be careful with your spanking.

(Snake saw the hosts who then wink at him making the Gang Greene member smirk and kept quiet)

Snake: (to himself) I can tell thisss isss going to be interesssting.

(The girls quickly run up ahead and grab a roller skate. They waited near a subway station entrance patiently. Soon the Gang Greene Gang approach, Ace's face is clean)

Ace: (frowns) I swear, if I get the wise guy who did that...

Cheese: (quietly) Chao, chao, chao, chao.

(Lilo smirks as she drop the roller skate and roll it out in front of Ace who didn't see it. The asshole yelp as he slip on it and went sliding into the Subway station entrance, screaming like mad as he fell down the stairs. The audience and hosts laugh)

Lilo: (quietly) Two pranks down, two to go. This is kicking ass and taking names.

(At the local park, the kids goes over to a clown who is entertaining and grab some balloons nearby. Cream fill one with water before she and the others goes over to some kids playing with a ball. With it's put down for a moment, Lilo switch the ball for the water balloon)

Lilo: Cool.

(The Gang Greene Show shows up as the hosts hid quickly)

Ace: (smirks) Well, well, what we got here?

(Ace grabs the 'ball' from the kids making them yelp)

Kid: Uh, mister, can we have our ball back, please?

Ace: (mocking) Oh mister? I don't see any 'misters' around here. Do you fellas?

Big Billy: Duh, no.

Lil' Arturo: No.

Grubber: Psssssstt!

Snake: Well, yesss....

(Ace hits Snake in annoyance before glaring at the damn kids)

Ace: Sorry, no misters he...

(Ace however squeeze the water balloon too hard, causing it to pop and get water all over him and making the audience laugh)

Ace: (shocked) What the...?!

(The kids, hosts and Snake laugh in madness. Ace growls as he tries to wipe the water out of his eyes, not noticing a noose that he just step in)

Lilo: Okay, the next bus will leave in...

(Sure enough, a bus drove off very fast...with the noose of the rope tied to it. Ace scream as the noose caught his foot, dragging him right onto the road, causing more audience to be heard.)

Most of the Gang Greene Gang: Ace!

(Big Billy, Lil' Arturo and Grubber rush after Ace as the hosts laugh and applaud one another)

Cream: Yay! Good work!

Stitch: Ih!

Snake: I know but you kidsss did...(smirks) but it was well worth it to sssee Ace get humiliated like that.

Lilo: Now we know why you're Julayla's brother. (to camera) Well, folks, that's it for our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Cream: Yep! Join us next time when the Kids Next Door team up with us to pull the crap onto Big Brother. Until then...

All: See ya!

(The audience cheer and applaud as the hosts wave before we fade to black)

Author's note
Faster than a speeding prank, it's time for Toon Neighbors from Hell!

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Episode 16: Big Brother, Major Trouble!

(We arrive in Cleveland as the usual announcer and drumroll are heard)

Big Brother: All right, folks, time to give those bullies and creeps the recognization and humiliation that they all deserve! Here is another ass spanking episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(We hear some applauding as the said hosts appear waving)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell. You know, it's amazing of how many jerk would bully or torture the innocent. Will they ever learn?

Cream: I damn hope not! We would be out of a job!

(We hear laughter from the hosts and audience)

Stitch: Ih, our last episode shows that bullies do exist when we pull our pranks on that asshole Ace.

Lilo: Yes. Now it's time to put a major hurt on another bully, one of the the Kids Next Door's enemies, Big Brother! And here to help us out are Sector V themselves, Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5!!!!

(The audience applauds as Sector V arrive, shaking hands with the girls, Stitch and Cheese)

Numbuh 1: Hey, it's good to be back.

Numbuh 2: Right, we're ready to do about anything, right Stitch?

Stitch: Ih! Kick ass!

Numbuh 4: Come on, let's show Big Brother not to mess with us.

Numbuh 3: Be patient, Wally!

Lilo: All right, on today's episode, we got 5 pranks to give on that guy.

Numbuh 5: (smirks) 5, now that's a number of us.

Cream: Yeah I know. (to camera) Folks, stick around. We're ready to give you guys a couple of laughs!

(The group walk through the neighborhood and found Big Brother bullying some kids nearby)

Big Brother: Heh heh, stupid little kiddies. Me am smarter.

Numbuh 4: (to himself) Oh, so you think, dork.

Cream: (smirks) Okay, idea for the first kick ass prank!

(Numbuh 2 grabs some leaves nearby and toss them onto a rake nearby)

Numbuh 2: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: Looks good. Okay, let's hit the ice cream truck.

(The group head over to the ice cream truck while Stitch picks up a porcupine and a bottle of cream nearby. When the ice cream man isn't looking, Cheese swipe one of the cones)

Cheese: Chao, chao chao.

(Big Brother smirks as he saw the ice cream truck and heads over to it. He steps onto the leaves...and onto the rake causing it to swing up and hit him in the face causing the audience to laugh like mad.)

Big Brother: Duh, what the hell?!

Numbuh 5: (smirks) All right, 1 prank done so far...

(The group hide quickly as Big Brother goes to the ice cream truck and orders an ice cream cone. Numbuh 5 put the porcupine, put the cream over it and switch it with the ice cream cone that Big Brother just ordered)

Numbuh 5: Hee hee hee!

(Big Brother taste the ice cream...and porcupine causing him to scream like yell when the pricks got into his tongue)

Big Brother: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(The audience and hosts laugh like hell as Big Brother toss his 'ice cream cone' done while screaming a bit)

Lilo: (smirks) All right, 2 pranks done.

Cream: We are really pissing this asshole off.

(Now then, we see Stitch grabbing some chalk as they go over to watch Big Brother making fun of a pit bull that lunge at him, only to miss due to the length of rope holding it. A sign nearby that 'Beware of Dog. Stay behind line at all times'.)

Big Brother: Uh, stupid dog, hee hee.

(Big Brother walks away and grab a hose with a sprayer to spray some kids with it, chasing them away. Stitch quickly erase the line and made a new one too near the dog)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

Numbuh 1: (smirk) That oughta tick off him.

(The hosts hide as Big Brother came back and laugh madly at the dog, unaware of where the line is now. Suddenly the nasty bitch jump at the creep and maul him like hell, causing Big Brother to scream and the audience to laugh)

Numbuh 5: (giggling) Oh hell yeah, baby.

(Numbuh 4 meanwhile mess with one part of the hose that Big Brother was using)

Numbuh 4: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(Once the dog is done, it went back into the doghouse with Big Brother a huge mess)

Big Brother: (groaning) Ouch...

(Big Brother shake it off and yell in madness. He then breath in and out a bit before grabbing the sprayer to spray some more kids. However none came out, confusing the big jerk. Unknown to Big Brother, the part of the hose that Numbuh 4 mess up begins to get bigger and bigger)

Cream: (quietly) 5...4...3...2...1...

(Suddenly the hose explodes, getting Big Brother all wet, much to his shock. As the audience laughs at this, the bully shakes the water off and scream in anger and annoyance)

Lilo: All right, 4 pranks done and 1 more to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Numbuh 2: Man, this last one will be our best one yet!

(We now see the heroes digging a big hole in the ground before climbing out and putting leaves on it quickly.)

Numbuh 4: (smirks) Oh yeah, this is going to be coool!

Numbuh 5: (notice) Oops, here he comes.

(The group hide quickly as Big Brother comes. However he stops and saw the leaves over the hole in the ground)

Big Brother: Ha! They try to trick Big Brother. Me is too smart for them!

(Big Brother laughs as he steps over the hole and is about to continue...but he steps on a hidden rake that hits him causing the jerk to go stumbling backwards, falling right into the damn hole)

Big Brother: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs madly as the hosts high five one another)

Numbuh 3: Yay! We won!

Stitch: Ih, yeah!

Numbuh 2: Good work, everyone, especially you little buddy!

Cream: Where did we send him?

Lilo: A big ticket, all the way to China!

(We see China in an upside down kinda way as Big Brother fall out of a hole and lands on the ground nearby, confused)

Big Brother: Huh?

(Back in Cleveland, the audience applauds as Lilo spoke to the camera)

Lilo: Well, folks, that's about wrap it up for us. Cream, Stitch, Cheese and I like to thank Sector V of the Kids Next Door for helping out in today's episode.

Numbuh 1: Thanks! We gotta get going to enjoy the tactics that the hotel has to offer.

Lilo: And folks, join us next time as we kick the ass out of Danny Phantom's fan yet bully, Dash Daxter. Until then, don't let the door hit your ass if you're a bully!

(More applause is heard as the hosts and their friends wave before we fade to black)

Author's note
All right, this next episode involves one of my favorite characters and such...and it isn't the bully, folks!

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Episode 17: Ghostly Punishment

(We fade in to Amity Park as we hear the narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Folks, if you prefer peace and quiet...then damn it, stop watching right now! But if you want to see bullies and jerks you don't like get theirs, then stay to watch Toon Neighbors from Hell with your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applauds as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where our pranks are set up for the damn creeps here and the worries don't matter.

Cream: Right. In our previous episode, we send Big Brother all the way to China. And now, it's time for yet another bully to get the receiving end of the punishment.

Stitch: Before weega begin, here is the halfa of Amity Park and his friends, Danny Phantom, Sam Manson and Tucker Foley!

(The audience applauds as the said figures show up)

Danny: Hey Lilo, great to be on this show!

Sam: We better get this done soon. Danny will be needed in the tournament back at the frigging hotel.

Cream: No problem! This won't last long! (to camera) Folks, our target in this episode is a bully who pester Danny and his pals for years, Dash Baxter.

Tucker: That asshole may be one of Danny's big fans but today, he will be our target, folks.

Lilo: We will be handing the jerk 5 pranks in this episode.

Sam: Good! I was hoping to kick that scum's ass since the Ember episode. Ugh, I can't believe I have to kiss him!

Danny: Tell me about it, and this is from one guy who is a babe magnet.

Sam: (annoyed) Not now, Danny.

Shadow's Voice: Okay, Dash is in position, unknown to him. Let's get this party going.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The group arrives at a familiar restaurant where Dash and his goons are hanging out)

Dash: Ha ha ha ha! So I push the doofus right in the toilet!

Kwan: Hell yeah! That is so cool!

Danny: (to himself) Well, too bad. You will spend the rest of the day in a hospital.

Sam: Okay, how will we do this prank? Everyone in Amity Park knows whom Danny is.

Lilo: Right, the final episode. No problem. Stitch?

(Stitch smirks as he grab some soda from a table nearby.)

Dash: Hang on, I gotta get me some fries.

(Dash left the table as the others kept on talking. They didn't notice Tucker grabbing some hot sauce nearby. Outside, Cream grabs a whoopie cushion from a box in the trash before going back inside)

Cream: Ain't theft if it means kicking some ass. Hee hee hee.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Danny: All right. Here's where I come in.

(Danny turns invisible and taking the stuff from Tucker and Cream. He flew over to Dash's table. When the kids aren't looking, Danny pour hot sauce onto Dash's burear and put a whoopie cushion in the jerk's chair.)

Danny: Hee hee hee.

(Dash came back with some fries and sat down where he was at before...suddenly a few farting noise is heard, much to his shock and the delight of the audience who laughs like mad)

Dash: What the...?!

(Dash remove the whoopie cushion, causing him to curse and yell like mad)

Dash: Geez.

(Dash ate his burger a bit...then he begins to yelp while shooting out flames making the audience laugh some more.)

Paulina: (worried) Dash, you all right?

Dash: Water...gotta get...

(Unknown to him, Stitch spill the soda onto the floor. As Dash got up, he unknowingly spill on the soda causing him to slide into the counter before hitting the floor. The audience and hosts laugh like mad)

Cream: (giggle) Stupid head goes boom.

Stitch: Ih!

Lilo: 3 pranks down! Not bad!

(The group quickly head over to a water tower while Sam is seen with some rope. Cheese flew up and tie one end to the rope to some sort of release vault. Stitch chew right through a lamp post causing it to fall down.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(The group rush off quickly as Dash laugh while doing some jogging.)

Dash: Hey, Kwan, I'm ahead...

(Without warning Dash trip over the lamp post that he didn't see. The bully groans while trying to get up, unknowingly pulling on a rope causing the water to be release and spill right onto him. The audience laughs as Dash curse like man)

Kwan: Whoa, looks like Danny did a prank on you.

Dash: That is stupid! Danny is a good hero. He knows better despite him better a wimp in his human form.

(The others watch from nearby as Danny frowns)

Danny: Wimp am I?

Stitch: Looks like stupid head doesn't know you too well.

Tucker: Now for the final prank...

Sam: And we better get our asses to it soon. Danny is due back to the hotel for his fight against Wario.

Danny: Then we got time.

(Cream takes out a familiar can and rush over to a sewer lid, removing the damn thing and spraying the covering to make it look like the lid is still there)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Lilo: Danny, question, is there anything dangerous in the sewers?

(Danny just grin making Lilo and the others look a bit excited. They hide as Dash cross the street, soaking wet)

Dash: If I catch the asshole who did this to me...

(Without warning, Dash step on what he thought was the sewer lid and fell right into the sewer itself. All is dark at first...)

Dash's Voice: Hey, now where am I? Hold on, I got a lighter...

(Dash light his lighter, making some light. To his shock, some monsters appear, growling at him)

Dash: (sweatdrop) Oh crap.

(Up above, some beating up noises are heard as well as some mauling making the audience laughs like mad)

Lilo: Errr, folks, we don't need to show you what the hell is going on down there. I think it speaks for itself.

Sam: (giggling) I will call a hospital, telling them about an accident.

Stitch: (to camera) Folks, looks like Dash will be staying in hospital after all.

Tucker: Yeah, tell me about it!

Lilo: This has been another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. We like to thank Danny and his pals for helping out. Join us next time when we team up with Sam and Max to beat the hell out of their bully, Melvin Hardgrave. Later, everyone!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud like hell. We fade to black, ending the episode.)

Author's note
Al right folks, time to get back to some serious pranking and ass kicking, Sam and Max style! Let's do this!!!

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Episode 18: Freelance Pranksters

(We cut to a familiar DeSoto driving through the city as we hear a familiar voice.)

Narrator: No, folks, you are not seeing things, this is how our hellva next episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell begin! Get ready for our hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(In the back of the DeSoto, we see Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese riding in the back facing the camera as the audience applaud)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to another great episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we will be the doing bullying via pranks.

Cream: Right. Our last episode shows what happened if you piss off the wrong people especially if you're a bully named Dash Baxter. In this episode, we will be picking on one certain individual.

Stitch: Helping us are our pals and keepers of the peace, even if they break them into peaces, the Freelance Police Sam and Max!

(The camera turns to Sam and Max who wave to the it)

Sam and Max: Hey kids!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: So Sam, Max, tell us about the bully you will be helping us kick the crap out of today.

Max: Well, Lilo, it's one bully who pester us years ago. His name is Melvin Hargraves, Swaggering poster boy for unchecked bullyism. He gave Sam pink bellies in his puppy years.

Sam: (frowns) Pink bellies...I hated those. To this day, I hate those. (angrily) CURSE YOU, MELVIN HARGRAVES!

Cream: Whoa, relax, Sam. That is what we're here for. To help you treat him a lesson.

Sam: Well, we kinda did in the time traveling incident...but hell, who are we to not give seconds?

Stitch: Ih!

Lilo: (to camera) We are almost where Melvin Hargraves is at right now. He is going to be the victim of six pranks today so stick around! We will give him hell!

Max and Stitch: Sweet!

(The group got out of the vehicle and look through a window in the building. Melvin is smirking as he get a paper out for a customer)

Melvin: Here's your bill. $100! You will pay at the end of the month or else your pet get repossessed!!

Lilo: Looks like Melvin is cheating his patients who own the pets that he check.

Cream: Or overcharging them. The guy is a vet.

Max: Don't remind me. Shall we make Melvin regret that he existed?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to.

(The group sneak into the building. Max smirks as he take a bowl of nuts nearby and waited until Melvin goes into the next room. Now the rabbit dumped the stuff over the goddamn floor)

Max: Heh heh heh.

Sam: The old marbles on the floor only with nuts...and we're the nuts dropping the nuts.

Stitch: (dryly) Don't do that again.

(Cheese rang the bell before the group hide in another room)

Melvin: Coming! Hold your...

(Melvin came in and slip on the nuts causing him to yelp and fell to the floor, making the audience laugh. The jerk got up and curse like mad)

Mevlin: Son of a bitch Grrrr!

Cream: (giggles) Stupid head.

Stitch: Stitch could've told you that.

(The group goes into a room where a pet is sitting on an examination bed. Sam smirks as he switch the signs label 'Go up' or 'go down' quickly)

Sam: All right. Here we go.

(Cream pick up some glue as they enter the next room. Now Lilo take some scissors out of a table)

Lilo: This oughta be useful.

(Max picks up a pen quickly. Back in the room, Melvin groans as he enter the room where the sitting pet was at)

Melvin: Okay, time to raise you up so I can shot ya in the ass.

(The pet looks worried as Melvin press the lever with his foot which he thought cause the bed to go up fast. Instead, the examination bed itself went down fast and crush his foot causing Melvin to scream in pain)

Melvin: AHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs as the creep got his foot free before yelling and cursing a bit.)

Melvin: What is going on here?!

(In another room, the group saw a nasty looking dog tied to a table nearby with a paper that said 'Warning: Dog must be kept tied on leash at all times when give shots. Lilo smirks as she use the scissors to cut the rope near the dog's neck)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Cream pour some glue onto the floor before she and others leave the room. Melvin enter a few seconds later)

Melvin: (to dog) Okay, you little asshole. Your time. You're going to get your shots and you can't attack me because you're tied up!

(Melvin grabs a needle and lean it towards the dog. Suddenly the monster, no longed tied up, jump at the jerk causing him to yelp as he got jumped onto the floor, getting mauled. As the audience laughs. Melvin tried to escape but the glue stuck him to the floor, allowing him to get mauled. Outside, the hosts laugh)

Cream: Is that a 3rd prank or a 4th one?

Sam: (smirk) 3rd. Here's our idea for the 4th one.

(Sam goes into another and grab a big snake quickly. Now the group wait outside a room as Melvin, torn a bit, is in his office changing pants that got ripped)

Melvin: (angrily) Who let that asshole out?! I swear....

(Sam grabs the belt and switch it with the snake)

Sam: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Max: This is going to be cool.

(Melvin grab the snake and unknowingly put it around his waist. The frowning pet angrily squeeze the jerk causing him to gasp in pain as the audience laughs like yell.)

Lilo: Oh yes, that's a fourth prank all right! Sweet!

Cream: We got two more to go. I can't wait!!!

(Cheese grabs a wrench as the group goes over to a chair, messing with it.)

Cheese: (giggling) Chao, chao, chao.

(Max pick up some paper and write a letter to it. The rabbit grabs a phone and call a number)

Max: Hey, Road Runner Delivery Service? I need a letter send ASAP.

(Soon the Road Runner appears making the usual beep beeps.)

Sam: (grins) Now that's service.

(Max gave the letter to the Road Runner (as well as some bird seed) before it left.)

Lilo: Okay, now all we gotta do...is wait.

(A while letter, the pissed off Melvin came in, the snake no longer around his waist)

Melvin: Damn it, if I caught the asshole who is pulling this s**t on me...

(Melvin sat down in a chair...but yelp as it collapse sending him to the ground. He got up and scream and curse while the audience laugh)

Melvin: Jesus, what the hell could go wrong now?!

(Suddenly the doors of the office slammed open as two guys in white jacket appear, putting Melvin in a strait jacket)

Melvin: Hey, what is this?!

White guy: We got a letter that some vet, you of course, is going crazy due to some mishaps here.

White guy #2: Right. We're taking you to the doctor to get some help before you go out of your damn mind.

Melvin: Wait, wait! I was framed!!!

(Melvin scream as he is taken out of the office while the audience laugh at this. The hosts appear with some laughs of their own)

Lilo: Oh yeah, looks like we put one over him. But Sam, Max, who did you write to?

Sam: An old 'pal' of ours who is familiar with Melvin. He is going to get just a frigging pain in the ass.

Max: A whole lot of pain in the ass!

(The audience laugh once more)

Cream: (to camera) Well, folks, I think it's safe to say that another bully has been conquered. Melvin Hargraves was sure frigging asking for it.

Lilo: Yep. We like to thank Sam and Max for helping in today's episode.

Freelance Police: You're welcome!

Lilo: Join us next time where we return to Springfield to kick the crap out of another bully Jimbo Jones. Until then...

All: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the audience as they applaud before we fade to black. We fade back in to Melvin on a familiar operating table, screaming in terror.)

Melvin: NO! NOT YOU AGAIN! AHHHHH!

(Indeed, we see a familiar octopus holding a very dangerous booster shot)

Melvin: AHHHHHH!

Octopus: Now, this may sting a bit.

(The needle near him as he screamed in terror. We fade to black for the last time, ending the damn episode)

Author's note
Yo folks! Time for our hosts to get their asses back to Springfield int his brand new episode so prepare yourselves!

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Episode 19: Prank Making in Springfield

(We fade in to another episode as we hear the usual narrator)

Narrator: All right, folks, get your asses on the couch, chair, floor, whatever! Make sure you got some snacks because you don't wanna miss this for anything! Welcome to a brand new episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Now your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!

(The audience applauds as we see the hosts appearing once more)

Lilo: Hey folks, guess what time it is?

Audience: PRANK TIME!!!

Cream: Whom are we pranking?

Audience: THOSE DAMN BULLIES AND CREEPS!

Stitch: Why?

Audience: THEY ASK FOR IT!!!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Welcome back to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Last time, you saw us sending Melvin Hargraves on a one way ticket to a hell called the insane asylum. We are now back in Springfield, where we have pranked Nelson Muntz in Season 2, ready to prank yet another creep.

Stitch: Rejoining us on today's episode is our old pal, Bart Simpson!

(The audience applauds as Bart came in via skateboard. Once he got off, he shakes hand with the hosts and such)

Bart: Hey gals and dudes. Thanks for having me back.

Cream: No, thanks for helping us now again!

Bart: Same deal.

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: All right, folks, how about we show you whom we're targeting?

(Bart holds up a picture of the next target)

Bart: Here we are: Jimbo Jones, another bully like Nelson, only dumber but can still kick someone's ass either way.

Cream: Right. After the crap he and his goons has pulled, he deserve what's coming. Screw the others, let's go for the ring leader.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Weega are pulling 5 pranks on Jimbo.

Bart: 5 is enough to treat him a lesson.

Lilo: Folks, stick around as our episode is about to get underway!

(We see the group walking down the street, taking some glue that is on the street. They smirk as they saw Jimbo skateboarding a bit)

Bart: I memorize the ass's skating routine so....

(Bart pours the glue onto the sidewalk then they all hid quickly. Jimbo appear, skateboarding...but his skateboard got caught in the glue sending him flying right off as the audience laugh their asses off)

Jimbo: Awww, damn it!!!

Bart: Ha ha ha!

Cream: All right. Time for the second prank.

(Cream pick up a rock as she and her friends goes over to a park, seeing a sandbox and Ralph in it)

Ralph: Do do do do! I love playing in the sand even though big bully comes and kick sand castle over! Do do do do!

(Cream smirks as she quietly hid the rock in the sand castle.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch grab some rockets as the group walk away. Jimbo arrives, smirking at the castle that Ralph has made)

Jimbo: Prepare to cry, bitch!

(Jimbo kick the sand castle...and hit the hidden rock. The bully scream as he begins cursing and crying)

Ralph: Nice! You cry instead!

(The audience and the hosts, who stop to look at this, laugh like mad)

Bart: Cowabunga, man. Two pranks are done.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right and three more to damning go.

(A while later, Bart grab a rope and a bucket of tools. Now they go over to the comic book store and enter it)

Comic Book Guy: You came to buy or sell?

Lilo: Is pranking couints as a damn option?

Comic Book Guy: I charge extra.

(Cream gave Comic Guy a $1,000)

Comic Book Guy: And thus, I look the other way.

(Cheese takes the bucket from Bart and carries it over to the top of the door, putting it on there. Bart grabs a certain comic book and mess with it)

Bart: Heh heh heh.

Stitch: What did Bart do?

Bart: (smirks) You'll see, man.

Lilo: (looks through window) Uh oh. Jimbo's coming.

(The hosts hid quickly. Jimbo enter the store...with the bucket of tools falling off the door top, hitting him on the head and knocking the asshole down)

Jimbo: OOOOOOUUUUCCH!

(The audience and hosts laugh like hell at this. Jimbo got up and growl in annoyance)

Jimbo: Stupid son of a...

(Jimbo breathes in and out and walk through the store. He found the comic book that Bart mess with earlier)

Jimbo: (smirks) Heh heh, I am soooo going to shoplift this bastard out of here.

(Jimbo opens it...and it suddenly explode, sending bubble gum all over him. The bully scream and curse as the audience laugh)

Bart: Oh yeah, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, you never failed me.

Comic Book Guy: (to Jimbo) Hey punk boy, you damage it, you pay for it!

Jimbo: (groaning) Aw, damn it.

Cream: (giggling) That leaves one more prank to go.

Lilo: And I just got one hell of an idea.

(Somewhere, we see Stitch hammering a sign into the ground that said 'For Bullies Only. View Girls Naked Over Bushes'.)

Stitch: Heh heh...

(Bart smirks as he put the rope that is on the shape of a noose onto the ground as he and his pals hide quickly)

Lilo: Oh boy, this is going to be so frigging great!

(Jimbo appears and saw the sign, making him smirk)

Jimbo: Oh sweet! Some naked chicks!

(Jimbo stand in a spot, unaware that he's standing in the noose, while looking over some bushes. The hosts smirk as Cream lit the fuse of the rockets...)

Hosts: 3...2...1...

(Suddenly the rockets went off, followed by the rope that it's attached to. Jimbo yelp as the nose caught his foot and send him dragging onto the sidewalk and into the air. An explosion is heard making the hosts and audience laugh like mad)

Lilo: Ouch! He's going to be in major pain after that one!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Bart: Man, that totally kick ass!

Cream: Yep. (to audience) And with that folks, another episode is done and another bully has been conquer.

Stitch: Weega like to thank Bart for helping us triumph over Jimbo the asshole.

Bart: No problem. Great to be pulling pranks with you guys again!

Lilo: Be sure to stay with us the next time when we target that big shot Superman villain Lex Luthor. Until next time, have a nice day!

(The audience cheer as the hosts and Bart wave goodbye before we fade to black, ending this episode)

Author's note
Faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a bunch of damn critics, it's time for the next episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Episode 20: Luthor: Loser

(We fade in to outside LexCorp as we hear the usual narrator)

Narrator: Attention, folks, will you stay on your asses and watch this brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell? Now applaud for your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the usual hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell. We don't live next to these guys but humiliating the hell out of them is enough for us!

Cream: In our last episode, we send Jimbo Jones from Springfield packing without his luggage, and after we stop by the hotel on Fantasy Island to check in with our friends and family, we are back to humiliate a big meanie.

Stitch: Ih, weega are in front of LexCorp, owned by that Superman stupid head asshole Lex Luthor.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Big villain, yes, but he has been pestering Superman and Metropolis for many years now. Well, it's about time we rip that bastard a new one, right folks?

Audience: (offscreen) HELL YEAH!

Cream: Goodie!

Shadow: (V.O.) All right, folks, we are ready to roll it! Give our audience some great pranks.

Cream: Thanks, Shadow. Kenny, you ready?

Kenny: (V.O.) Rolling and ready!

Lilo: We are going to perform six spanking ass pranks on baldy in this episode so do not get away. We are going to do some stuff!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The group enters the place and grabs some bugs as well as a trick cigar and a whoopie cushion nearby. Now they took the elevator up and quickly goes into the bathroom as Lex left his office. Once the asshole's gone, they left and sneak into the office)

Lilo: Okay, what to do, what to do....

(Cream smirks as she put the whoopie cushion in Lex's desk)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch take the bugs and put them onto Lex's coat, then put the trick cigar into the pocket)

Stitch: This is going to be great.

Lilo: All right, let's get our asses out of here.

Kenny: (V.O.) Wait up!

(The group leaves the room and took the next elevator down. Lex returns)

Lex: Now let's see what evil plans I got for that moron Man of Steel today...

(Lex sat down...and farted, much to his shock. The audience laugh like hell as he removes the whoopie cushion)

Lex: (angrily) What the hell?!

(Lex curse and yell angrily. He breath in and out trying to recover as he left his desk. The villain put his coat on...then yelp as he scratch like mad)

Lex: AHHHHH! DAMN IT, OUCH, OUCH! AHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs like mad. On the next floor, our hosts got off the elevator)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. So far, we have done two more tricks. The third trick should come later...long enough to get the next three damn tricks ready!

Stitch: Funny revenge on ass!

(In another room,. Lilo takes a big rubber band and a screwdriver out of a huge ass box. Now the heroes enter a part of the factory.)

Stitch: Meega got an idea. Lilo, unscrew that thing in the floor really quickly.

(Lilo nods as she got to work as Stitch goes into a waiting room. The alien grabs a rug before coming back. Meanwhile with Lex, the villain took a lighter out and begins to like the trick cigar)

Lex: Well, got those damn bugs off...sigh, a little smoke can clear things up for me.

(After it was lit, Lex put the cigar in his mouth. Suddenly it explode in his face, causing the audience to laugh at this. After recovering, the villain begins to curse like mad)

Lex: Damn, damn, damn it!!!

(Lex breaths in and out as he continues on. Now, after Lilo had taken the big title off the floor, revealing a hole in it, Stitch covers the hole with the rug)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: (notice) Uh oh. Lex is coming.

(The group hide in the same room Stitch was in before just as the big asshole came in. He notice the rug on the floor)

Lex: The men must be getting fancy. Oh well, time to expect that new machine that will help me rid me of Superman for good.

(Lex steps onto the rug on his way to another room...but scream as he fell right through the hole in the floor, cursing in the darkness below. The audience laughs like mad)

Lilo: All right! Four pranks down, two more to go!

Cream: I got an idea on how to make the last two pranks so cooool!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Every prank are cool, Cream, but go ahead and help us set them up.

(Now Stitch is seen opening a crate nearby as Cheese paste a label on the back. Cream grabs a remote control and use it to open a gate nearby where the back of a truck is waiting)

Lilo: All right. Now for the first part of this combined trick...

(Lilo quickly nail the rubber band into a door. Nearby, we see Lex, who recover, looking at his machine)

Lex: Perfect. This machine is enough to go fast and catch up to Super doofus! Say, I got this big urge to test this thing out! Maybe kill some assholes while I'm at it! Ha ha ha ha!

(Lex got into the machine and begins driving. The villain drove into a familiar room, not seeing the damn rubber band. That is until he hit it causing him to yelp while the band begins stretching with Lex in it)

Lex: Gah!

(Soon Lex is send flying back out of the machine and into the box which close and seal him in. Soon the box itself is send flying right into the back of the truck, the gate close a few seconds later)

Driver: All right, boys, let's take these boxes to the South Park! We got a quota to filled!

(The audience laughs like mad as the truck drove away with the trapped villain in the box inside it. Lilo's group laugh like mad)

Lilo: All right!

Stitch: Stupid head got boxed in, big time!

Cream: Yep. That may not stop him from bothering Superman but it should gave him one hell of a headache!

(The audience laugh and applaud some more)

Lilo: Folks, that's it for today's episode. Join us next time when we return to Acme Acres to pull pranks on that mean rich boy, Montana Max. Until then...

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The hosts wave goodbye as we fade to black, ending this frigging episode)

Author's note
Welcome back to Acme Acres, where an ass kicking is about to be given here, so have some fun, folks!

Episode 21: Down and Out on Montana Max

(We fade in as we return to Acme Acres. The narrator from before spoke up)

Narrator: Hey there kiddies and jack asses! Want to see bullies, creeps and idiots get what's coming to them? Hell, you know you do so let's give it up for another spanking episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! With your prank giving hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applaud like hell as four familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks! Did you miss us?

Audience: Hell yeah!

Cream: We can't hear ya!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Stitch: Good. Weega are so eager to continue this brand new ass spanking series!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: In our last episode, we send Lex Luthor all the way to the South Pole, or is it South Park? Aww hell, who cares, right? Now we're back in Acme Acres to deal with another hard ass.

Cream: Helping us once more in this episode are Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny.

Hosts: No relation.

(The audience applaud as the familiar guest-hosts appear)

Babs: Hey, that's our line!

Cream: Sorry, can't help myself!

Babs: That's mine too!

Buster: (chuckling) Aw, let her use it, Babs.

Lilo: All right, let's tell the folks of the rich bastard we will be targeting.

Stitch: Ih, weega are dealing with that rich son of a bitch Montana Max, who has been a big pain in the ass to all toons everywhere.

Buster: Well, I think some certain prank giving is in order, right gang?

Audience: YEAH!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Right, with Shadow looking over things and Kenny rolling, you folks won't miss a single minute. We are going for 7 pranks here. Is this great or what?

Audience: What! What! What!

Babs: (chuckling) Aw, shut up.

Cream: All right, let's do this so stick around, folks!!!

(The group enter Monty's mansion and sneak around, dodging the butler)

Lilo: Oh boy, what shall we start this show off first?

Buster: Let's hit the pool, shall we?

(The group goes to the pool area first. Babs smirk as she take a bag out)

Babs: Bag of wonderful items to use. Save us the trouble of looking for some to use again.

Cream: (giggle) Good idea, Babs.

(Cream takes a spring and install it in the diving board)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: Now for next one...

(Stitch grabs a bucket and use it to swoop up a lot of mud. Now the group quickly hid behind the shower stall as Montana Max, in his bathing suit, appears)

Montana Max: Ha ha ha, time for me to have a swim, that none of those stupid toons came ever get a chance too.

(Montana Max got on the diving board and jump up and down. But due to the extra spring, the rich asshole got send flying into some trees screaming. The audience laughs like mad as he fell out, hitting the ground with a yelp)

Babs: Hee hee, we can't help ourselves.

Stitch: Now for next trick.

(Montana Max groans as he got up while cursing)

Montana: Grrr, what idiot did that to me?! (breath in and out) Time for me to go in and tell that idiot butler of mine that somehow mess with the stall.

(Babs, taking the bucket of mud from Montana Max, rush over to the door and quickly put the bucket of mud on the door top)

Babs: Hee hee, what a great gag.

(Babs hid in time as Montana Max was coming in through the same door that the rabbit enter. Suddenly the bucket of mud fell and cover his head, causing the villain to scream and curse while the audience laugh some more)

Montana: WHAT THE HECK?!

(Babs return to the others who laugh like mad)

Buster: All right, 2 tricks down, 5 more to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Right. I know what to do next!

(Montana groans angrily as he goes into the shower, taking his swimming suit off to get a shower. Stitch grab a crab nearby and put it in there.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Babs: Oh boy. Time for one hell of a trick.

(Babs grabs another crab and put it in the swimming pool.)

Babs: (smirks) I can't help myself.

Lilo: Neither can we! (notice) Stupid head's coming back.

(The group hide as Montana Max finish his shower)

Montana: Ah, much better.

(Montana put his swimming suit back on, unaware of the crab now in it. The boy screams in alarm as the crab pinch his ass and everyone else in the suit like mad. The audience and the hosts laugh like hell as the boy fight to get the little asshole out)

Montana: OUUUUUUCH!

(The rich brat growl angrily as he head back into the pool right jump in...and right onto crab, getting himself pinch like hell all over again. The bad boy screams as he jumps out of the pool losing his trunks in the progress)

Cream: (giggling) Oooh, I see Monty's bad brats.

Buster: Eeeeew! Which gives me an idea for the combined fifth and sixth pranks...

(Buster grabs a spiked urchin and put it in Montana's towel. He then smirks while hiding)

Buster: Thank Bugs that Monty's mother is nearby.

Lilo: (smirks) Ooooh, I can see where the hell this is going.

(Montana hits the grass with a thud groaning as he got up)

Montana: Oooh, what the heck is going on here? When I get my hands on...

(Montana begins to wrap the towel around himself, but scream in alarm when the spiked urchin pinch him. The boy scream as he run off, the towel abandoned, screaming)

Montana: Ouch, ouch, OUUUUUCH!

(Montana unknowingly run into the mansion groaning in pain)

Montana: Why am I tortured this way?!

Voice: Montana Max!

(Montana yelp as he saw his mother, though her face remains unseen, glaring at him.)

Max's mother: You know better than to run around without your clothes on!

Montana: (alarmed) Mom, wait, I can explain!

(The pissed off woman grabs Montana and spank his ass like mad causing the audience to laugh. The mother then lets go after she's done)

Max's mother: Now go get dressed right now!

Montana: (growling) Ooooooh...

(Outside the hosts laugh at this)

Babs: Oh yeah, we can't help ourselves indeed.

Lilo: One more prank to go. Oh yeah, this is going to be frigging great.

(Buster take a dollar bill out and some string and tie one end to the dollar before putting it down. The rabbit race up to the diving board (the spring has been removed by now) and throw the other end to Babs who put it in a damn fishing pole.)

Buster: (smirks) Now for the return of an old favor...

(Buster put another spring into the diving board quickly then got off)

Lilo: All right, time for us to do this crap.

Cheese: (notice) Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: He's coming!

(The hosts hide while Buster and Babs goes into a bush with the fishing pole. Montana, clothes on, came out fuming)

Montana: Gah, what is this, piss me off day!! Grrr, why I oughta...

(Montana stop and saw the dollar, making him smirk)

Montana: Well, well, a dollar. Looks like today has been avenged after all.

(The jerk goes for the dollar but Babs use the fishing pole to reel it in causing Montana to chase it up to the diving board. The jerk bounce on the latter too high trying to get the dollar and suddenly it spring the jerk right into the air)

Montana: AHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs as Montana fell back into the pool with a big splash enough to send all the pool water out of the pool itself. The jerk is on the bottom of the pool groaning in pain.)

Montana: Why...

(The hosts laugh in amusement at this despite themselves a bit wet)

Lilo: All right, another bully conquered.

Cream: Right and he hellva disturb it.

Babs: We just can't help ourselves!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, Monty will be in big pain for a while but don't feel sorry for him...he asked for it!

Stitch: Ih, weega like to thank Buster and Babs for helping us for today's show.

Bunnies: You're welcome!

Lilo: Join us next time as we go after Mac's big stupid brother, Terrence, and torture him more way than one. Until next time.

Cheese: (waving) Chaoooooo!

(The hosts and their friends wave as the audience applaud before we fade to black)

Author's note
All right, who's up for some more ass kicking? Because I do! Time for more Toon Neighbors from Hell!!!

Episode 22: Terrence: Big, Dumb and Easy to Torture

(We see fade to outside of Mac's apartment as we hear the usual narrator)

Narrator: Welcome back to the series that isn't dead yet, baby! Our hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese are back in this crazy episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!!!

(The audience applaud as we see the said hosts appearing)

Lilo: Welcome back, folks. We just arrive from after the final episode of the new Cartoon Survivor 7. Pity we miss one hell of a party.

Cream: Oh well, when we torture some evil meanies, it's a like a party to us already.

Stitch: Ih, true. Weega send Montana Max to a one trip to the bottom of the damn pool.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Okay then, time for us to show the next stupid head in line. We are in the front of Mac's apartment, the home of the kid who created Blooregard Q. Kazoo AKA Bloo. No, we aren't torturing the blue guy.

Cream: Yet.

Lilo: Right, today we will be kicking the ass out of that big mean jerk Terrence who is majorly the reason Mac gave Bloo up in the first place. That stupid head pound on Mac and tried to kill Bloo.

Stitch: Ih, stupid head must be punished.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: Yep! Today we are pulling 7 pranks on Terrence. Oh boy, this is going to be so frigging sweet.

Lilo: And you folks get to watch, so come on!

(The group enter the building and goes into Mac's apartment. They see Terrence watching TV and laughing like an idiot)

Terrence: Oh yeah! This kick ass more often than me beating up that stupid brother of mine!

Cream: (quietly) He calls Mac stupid? Bah.

(Stitch search through the counter and found a mousetrap, some string and some pills)

Stitch: Meega knows what to do with this crap.

(Lilo open the fridge and took out an egg.)

Lilo: All right, here's some frigging ideas.

(Lilo open the microwave, put the eggs in there then close the damn thing and turn it on)

Lilo: Heh heh heh. This classic trick never fails.

(Stitch open a soda bottle and throw the pills in there.)

Cheese: (notice) Chao, chao, chao!

(The group quickly goes into another room just as Terrence enters the kitchen. He yelp in alarm just as the microwave is done and the egg made a huge mess)

Terrence: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs like mad as Terrence scream in anger while cursing madly. The bully growl as he fix the microwave)

Terrence: Stupid brother of mine...

(The hosts meanwhile are in the living room. Cream and Cheese quickly work on messing with the cable and such on top of the TV while Stitch drops the mousetrap into the bowl of chips)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, this is going to be do frigging sweet...

(The hosts left the room as Terrence, filled with the soda and, unknown to himself, the pill, came back)

Terrence: There, about time especially for my kick ass next part of the show.

(Terrence gasp in shock as he saw the TV messed up and such. The bully rush over and scream, all pissed off. The audience laugh as the bully goes to work on the TV as the hosts laugh quietly while in hiding)

Cream: (quietly) All right. 2 pranks done, the next 2 pranks should be set...

Lilo: (quietly) Now to get the next three frigging damned set up.

(Terrence, who got the TV fixed, sat back down onto the couch)

Terrence: Grrr, that stupid brother of mine is dead.

(Terrence reach into the bowl and yelp in alarm as his hand activate the frigging mouse trap. The jerk scream as his hand is seen trapped in the mouse trap)

Terrence: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Lilo open the closet door as Stitch gave one end to the string to Cheese. The Chao flew up and tie that end to a bowling ball on a shelf)

Cream: Hell, who knew that someone in Mac's family could bowl?

Stitch tie the other end to the doorknob and close the closet door quickly)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, we got that prank check out. Now for the next two.

(Meanwhile Terrence cringe as he got the mousetrap off quickly. The villain then drank his soda while unknowingly swallowing the pill)

Terrnece: Ugh. Terrible.

(In the bathroom, Cream grabs the toilet paper and stuff the toilet quickly. She dry her hands off)

Cream: Hee hee hee. Terrence is one big hellva surprise.

Stitch: One prank left to go.

(The group left the bathroom and hid in a wardrobe. Terrence, back in the living room, watch TV and laugh like hell. Then the creep begin to yelp in alarm)

Terrence: Gah...my ass...I gotta take a crap!!!

(The audience laughs some more as Terrence rush off to the bathroom. Once the jerk is in there, Lilo and her friends came out of the wardrobe with smirks)

Lilo: Folks, in case you were wondering, that was a pill used to make you take a crap in the bathroom when you got a clogged ass.

Stitch: Now stupid head got a hurt ass!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: While the next two pranks are under way, time for us to get the last and final damn prank ready.

(Terrence meanwhile is crapping like hell, groaning and aching)

Terrence: Ugh, I don't know what I ate or drank, but damn, that smarts...

(Terrence reach for some toilet paper that is nearby, wipe himself and flush. For some reason though, the crap wouldn't go down)

Terrence: What the...?!

(Terrence flush like mad until the water and crap came out of the toilet)

Terrence: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(The audience laughs as Terrence, wet and dirty got up, screaming and cursing)

Terrence: Damn it! More stuff for me to fix! Who's the idiot?

(With the hosts, they laugh in amusement)

Cream: Looks like Terrence has found our little surprise.

(Stitch saw some big paper and paint nearby, causing him to smirk in amusement)

Stitch: Stitch got an idea.

(Terrence, cleaning up the toilet, growl as he came out of the bathroom)

Terrence: I know that my stupid brother of that doofus imaginary friend of his did this to me. Where are they?! I know, they could be hiding in the closet! I am not that stupid!

(Terrence goes to a familiar closet and grabs the doorknob)

Terrence: Okay, come out of there!

(Terrence swing the door open but that cause the bowling tied to the string and doorknob to go flying off the shelf...and hitting the asshole right in the balls)

Terrence: (girly voice) AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs as Terrence hold his balls in pain)

Terrence: (girly voice) Crap, I sound just like a girl now! Gah!

(We see the hosts painting something on some paper)

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are working on our final prank that will really punish Terrence.

Cream: This could take a while but...

Stitch: Finished!

Cream: (giggle) Oh never mind. Come on, let's set this up.

Cheese: Chao!

(A while later, we see Terrence coming into the same room, pissed off and with an ice pack on his privates)

Terrence: (normal voice) I know that brother of mine and that idiot Bloo did this. Where are they?!

(Terrence the spot what appears to be Mac and Bloo near the window. The bully angrily charge at them)

Terrence: Come on so I can pound you!

(Terrence jump at Mac and Bloo...and goes through the picture and the window that it is covering!)

Terrence: (shocked) What the hell?!

(Terrence scream as he goes flying downward out the window. We hear a crash outside and saw him in a dumpster groaning)

Terrence: Ugh...

(The hosts, back in the room, laugh madly as did the challenge)

Cream: All right, a success!

Lilo: Another bully taken down and p'wned big time, bitch!

Stitch: Ih, stupid head.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: All right, folks and Kenny, looks like we are done with yet another episode. Terrence is going to be feeling pain and smell badly for a while.

Cream: (giggling) Yeah.

Lilo: When we return in the next episode, we return to Townsville and pay a visit to Princess Morebucks...and prank the hell out of her.

Stitch: Until then, bye!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud while we fade to black, ending yet another episode)

Author's note
Helll yeah, time to return to Townsville for yet another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Episode 23: You Can't Buy Mercy!

(We go to front of a familiar mansion in Townsville as the familiar narrator spoke)

Narrator: The City of Townsville is fortunate enough to introduce yet another spanking episode of...Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applaud as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back with another episode.

Cream: If you joined us the last frigging time, you know that we made a big dumb idiot out of Mac's brother Terrence. Now we're back in Townsville, pulling pranks on yet another bratty villain.

Stitch: Ih, you know and hate her. She is Princess Morebucks, the rich girl who wants to be a Powerpuff Girls but couldn't. b**** needs a chill pill.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, she has been a big pain to the Powerpuff Girls since her first appearance in the second season. Well, when we're done with her, Princess butthead would want to switch careers, like dating a vulture creature of something.

Cream: Don't we know it.

Shadow: (V.O) Okay, Princess is on the frigging move now, damn it. Time for this show to begin.

Lilo: All right, Shadow. (to audience) Today, we are pulling 7 pranks again so prepare yourselves for the hilarity and madness that only we could provide you.

Cream: Right, so don't miss it!

(The group goes into the mansion while barely dodging Daddy Morebucks. In a room, Stitch opens a container and found a helium tank, some tacks and a saw. Once they enter the kitchen, Stitch saw a tank for water and a hose. The alien put the helium tank next to the water one and switch the one onto there as well as the labels)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: They both look the same.

(The group goes upstairs and found Princess's room. The brat is inside her royal bathroom nearby, showering. Lilo take the tacks from Stitch and put them in Princess's shoes)

Lilo: Oh boy.

(Outside, Cream lift a rug as Stitch saw a hole underneath there. The rabbit then put the rug over the new hole)

Cream: Hee, hell yeah.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, let's go.

(Back in her room, Princess came out of the shower and put her clothes back on)

Princess: Finally, after a day of that, I'm ready to destroy those stupid Powerpuff Girls.

(Princess put her shoes on...but step right on the tacks causing her to scream in pain and the audience to laugh)

Princess: AHHHHHH! What the hell?!

(Princess rush out of the room and unknowingly step on the rug, falling right through the new hole screaming. The audience laugh as did the hidden hosts.)

Stitch: All right, 2 pranks down, 5 more to go!

Cheese: Chao!

(Cream takes a marker nearby as she and her friends go into a room that has lot of Princess's pictures.)

Cream: (smirks) Hee hee hee. This is going to be so much fun.

(The girls, alien and Chao work quickly. Next Lilo pick up a bucket as the group head outside. A while later, Princess came into the room with an angry scowl)

Princess: Damn it, if I find the one who did...

(Princess gasps and scream in alarm as she saw her pictures vandalized with funny fakes, mustaches, etc. written on them)

Princess: AHHHHHH! WHO DID THIS?!

(Outside, Lilo swoop up some mud with the bucket. Now Stitch goes into the shack and raid some Instant Grow stuff)

Stitch: Stitch got an idea how to use this crap...

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!

(In the kitchen, Princess groan as she throw a dirty washcloth away while going to what she thinks is the water tank)

Princess: Ugh. I hate doing this man stuff by myself. I will tell daddy about this...after I get some water!

(Princess take a hose and begins to drink from it...suddenly the bitch get blown up by the helium like a balloon. The audience laughs as Princess let go of the hose causing her to fly all through out the kitchen until she hit the floor.)

Princess: AHHHHHH!!!!

(Somewhere in the mansion, the hosts enter through a door and smirk upon hearing the screaming)

Lilo: Ahhh, sweet music to my ears. 4 pranks down, three more to go.

Cream: This is getting f**king sweet!

(We see Princess, recovering angrily, preparing to head outside. She didn't saw that Cheese has put a bucket of mud on top of the door before disappearing.)

Princess: Grrr, wait until I find the ones who was playing these pranks on me. I will.

(Princess opens the door and suddenly the bucket spill mud all over her, causing the bitch to scream and the audience to laugh out loud)

Princess: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Great, now I gotta clean myself!!!!!

(In the shower, Stitch switch Princess's shampoo with the Instant Grow stuff)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, time for one damn prank left to go...once the sixth one is played, then we will proceed with number 7.

Cream: (look through door) Uh oh, she's coming.

(Cheese open a window allowing the group to go outside. A pissed off Princess enter the bathroom and begins taking a bath, using the Instant Grow crap, unknown to her)

Princess: Ahhhh, this is more like it...

(Suddenly, Princess's hair grow like mad causing her to yell in alarm, she looks like a big Yeti)

Princess: AHHHHHH!!!!!

(The audience laughs madly at this. The hosts laugh as they quickly run off)

Cream: All right, time for the final prank!!

(A while later, Princess, still in her nasty looking state, growls as she left the bathroom)

Princess: Blast it all. Whoever did this will pay! First, I gotta get my barber!

(Princess yelp as she saw a banana peel on the floor. The girl smirks while going around it)

Princess: Ha ha ha ha! Nice try but I ain't falling for that one!

(Suddenly the floor that Princess stood on spring up like a trapdoor causing Princess to go screaming out the door. We see Cream nearby holding a remote while smirking)

Cream: When the peel failed, the damn trapdoor always work...

(Outside, Princess continue screaming until she land in a cage in the back of a truck which closes afterwards, covering her view)

Princess's Voice: Hey, where am I?! Let me out of here! I am a rich girl and a Powerpuff Girl! LET ME OUT!!!

(The truck begins to move and drive away taking the caged Princess with it)

Driver: (smirks) All right, a real life Yeti! I gotta thanks those nice kids and things for calling me about it earlier! Sweet!

(The audience laughs as they applaud upon seeing Lilo and her friends appearing, watching this happen)

Lilo: All right, looks like the freakshow got a new attraction.

Stitch: Ih, a bitchy looking one. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Cream: No worries, folks, her daddy or boyfriend will bail her out...eventually.

(The audience and the hosts laugh all at once)

Lilo: Folks, we are done with our spanking ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Join us next time when we work with the Warners to make the life miserable of CEO Plotz.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Until then, see ya!

(The audience applaud as the hosts wave before we fade to black, ending the episode)

Author's note
For those of you who want some serious and nice stuff, then hell, you came to the wrong place! Here, is where bullies get pranked big time so have some fun!!!

Episode 24: Warners Prank Zanity!

(We go to the Warner Bros. Studio as things are busy as usual there. We hear the usual narrator voice)

Narrator: Hey folks, guess what time it is?

Audience: IT'S TOOL TIME!

Narrator: Nope, but you're close! It's time for Toon Neighbors from Hell where our hosts spank the hell out of some tools, but you're close. Now your beautiful and handsome hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Hola, everyone, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Stitch: Great to be here, Lilo!

Cream: (giggles) Not you, Stitch. The audience.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, if you folks missed our last episode...

Cream: And shame on you all if you did!

Lilo: We have send Princess to a freakshow as a yeti. Pretty cool, huh?

Stitch: Ih. Today we pull prank on yet another stupid ass head.

Lilo: Helping us with this episode's pranks are three mischievous well or well-not toons, the Warner Brothers and their sister Dot!

(The audience applaud as two familiar Warners appear, jumping into the hosts' arms)

Warners: Hello, nurse!

Cream: (giggle) Oh you guys.

(The three jump off)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Wakko: Hey, speak English, little gumdrop guy!

Cream: Cheese's a Chao, Wakko.

Wakko: Ooooh! (confused) I don't get it.

Lilo: Anyway, let's talk about today's victim.

Yakko: Wouldn't say it better myself even if I try. Dot?

(Dot holds up a picture)

Dot: Today we will be having fun with our special friend, Mr. Plotz, the CEO of the studio.

Stitch: Big stupid head and bully.

Yakko: Right you are and we will do what we can to make his stay here at the studio very 'comfortable', if you know what I mean.

Lilo: In other words, give him hell!

(Yakko turns to the camera and throw a kiss)

Yakko: Good night, everybody!

Cream: Not to worry, you're allowed to curse.

Dot: With or without a wand?

(The audience laugh at that)

Lilo: Okay, we will be pulling eight this time around, folks, so stick around. We are going to kick some ass.

Wakko: (confused) I thought we were dealing with Plotzie, not a donkey.

(Once inside the office building, Stitch smirks as he grabs some tacks from nearby and put them in Plotz's chair.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Yakko get some window cleaner out and clean the window quickly before opening it)

Yakko: Heh heh. This stuff is so good, no one can tell that the window is there or not.

(Dot grab some papers from nearby as well as some barbecue sauce)

Dot: This could come in handy...

Cream: (looking through door) Uh oh. Here comes the fat ass.

(The group hid under the desk. Plotz came in)

Plotz: Ah, perfect. Let's see what's on today's agenda.

(Plotz sat in his chair, then scream in alarm as he sat on the tacks causing him to jump upward in pain. The audience laughs a bit as the asshole lands on the floor)

Plotz: Ouch, ouch, ouch!!! What in the blazes?!

(Plotz groans as he goes over to the 'closed' window and lean on it in an attempt to get the tacks off. Suddenly the jerk ends up leaning against some air and goes falling the window)

Plotz: AHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs like mad as the hosts come out of hiding)

Lilo: (grins) Cool! We got 2 pranks down and 6 more to go.

Wakko: How will we do it? I can hardly wait! Ha ha ha ha!

(Outside, Dot pour BBQ sauce onto the papers and smirks as she gave them to a security guard)

Dot: Hee hee hee. Oh boy, this is going to be soooo cool.

(Stitch picks up a brick and saw a food vehicle nearby, giving the alien a damn smirk)

Stitch: Oh boy!

(The hosts head over and switch some meat in a sandwich with a brick)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(We see Plotz recovering and groaning while removing the tacks from his ass)

Plotz: Darn it, how am I supposed to run a studio around here?

(Plotz gasps as he saw the dog chewing up some papers making him grab them away)

Plotz: What the hell are you doing, you stupid mutt?! Give those back!

(The mutt grabs angrily as he pounce onto Plotz, mauling him like mad making the audience laugh)

Plotz: AHHHHH!

(The dog spit Plotz out before going back to sleep, the CEO got up with a groan)

Plotz: Ugh, I am going to get into trouble for this. I need something to eat. (notices) Ah, that will work.

(Plotz goes up to the vehicle and orders a sandwich. The vendor unknowingly gave him one with the brick inside)

Plotz: Thanks.

(Plotz begins to bite down...and yelp in alarm as his teeth hit the brick, causing them to shatter and the audience to laugh)

Plotz: OUCH!

(The audience laughs as the hosts leave)

Yakko: Oh boy, Plotzie is in big trouble now.

Cream: 4 pranks down. Only four to go. This is frigging great!

Yakko: I think I got an idea for a combination of the next two pranks. Wakko, get the catapult thing.

Wakko: Fadboo, one catapult thing coming right up!

(Wakko get a catapult thing before installing it. Yakko use the window cleaner onto the thing)

Cream: (puzzled) Uh, Yakko? What's the point of doing that?

Yakko: You'lll see. Come on, Plotzie is coming.

(The group hid in some bushes nearby as Plotz, groaning, came onto the scene)

Plotz: Ugh, I have a feeling those Warners were pulling pranks on me. Once I get into my office, I will have their exits to their water tower barred!!!

Lilo: (smirks) I think not.

(Wakko press a button on a remote. Suddenly the launching part of the catapult that Plotz is unknowingly on is suddenly launched, sending the villain flying while the audience laughs)

Lilo: Nice, but it's too early to end the show.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Dot: No proble, you will like this next part.

(We see Plotz screaming as he goes flying downward, landing onto the something before falling back)

Plotz: Oh, what in the...

(Plotz yelps as he realize that he landed right onto a large pissed off woman and by the look on her face, the CEO has landed in the 'private area' on her chest.)

Woman: Grrrr, how dare you!

(The woman then beat up Plotz like mad causing the audience to laugh)

Plotz: Ouch, hey stop it, lady! Are you crazy?! Ouch!

(The hosts are seen nearby laughing a bit)

Cream: (giggling) I guess we saw what you mean. What a beautiful way to make way for a combined prank thing.

Lilo: Two more pranks to go and I got an idea...

(Back in Plotz's office, Wakko got a wrench out and use it to fix the chair)

Wakko: Fadboo! This is going to be great!

Dot: All right, just one more touch.

(Dot gets a ladder out and climb up to the lamp overhead. She switch bulbs quickly)

Dot: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: So what's that you just put in?

Dot: A thousand volts light bulb!

Cream: All right, let's see if this bitch works.

Yakko: (to camera, kissing) Good night everybody!

(The hosts and their guest-stars quickly leave the office and hid just as Plotz returns, entering the said office, looking annoyed)

Plotz: Ugh, of all the days to have to get pranked on, why must it be today?!

(Plotz sat in his chair, but having difficulties with it due to Wakko's tampering)

Plotz: Ugh! What the heck is wrong with this thing?!

(Plotz mess with it and suddenly the chair went out of control)

Plotz: AHHHHHH!

(Soon the chair send Plotz flying upward into the lamp, hitting it and getting electrocuted in the progress. The audience laughs as the CEO, deep fried, fell to the ground in a lot of pain)

Plotz: (groans) That's it, I'm taking the rest of today off....

(Plotz then went unconscious. Outside the office, the hosts laugh happily)

Cream: All right, hell yeah, we did it!

Lilo: 8 pranks and all helped out by three certain characters.

Wakko: (looks around) Gee, I wonder where they are at.

Yakko: Aaaah, I think she meant us.

Wakko: Oh!

Stitch: Looks like Plotz is going to be sore for a while. Weega like to thank the Warners for helping us in this episode.

Warners: No problem!

Lilo: (to camera) All right, that's it for this episode, folks. Join us next time when we team up with the Muppets to humiliate that evil bitch Rachel Bitterman.

Cream: In the words of the Warners...

All: Goodbye Nurse!

(The audience applaud as the hosts and their friends wave goodbye before we fade out)

uthor's note
All righty, time for a great new episode, guest-starring the Muppets!

Episode 25: Putting the Bitter in Bitterman

(We cut to outside the Muppet Theater as the hosts appear)

Kenny: (V.O.) (Okay, we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2...1!)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another kick ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Cream: We kicked a lot of bully/creep ass so far this season. In our last episode, we humiliated the hell out of Mr. Plotz, tonight. We will be going after another jerk.

Lilo: Helping out in today's episode are the Muppets themselves. Here's one of them, Kermit the Frog!

(The audience applaud as Kermit appear)

Kermit: Hiyo, it's good to be here.

Stitch: (nods) Good to see you too, Kermit. Today, you and your pals are helping us in humilating an asshole.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Kermit: Well, that wouldn't be the word that I'd use, but yeah.

Lilo: On our episode right now, we are targeting Rachel Bitterman, the evil witch who tried to tear down the Muppet Theater in your 'It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas' movie. Sounds like fun?

Kermit: Oh yeah. The Muppets and I have been preparing to humiliate Miss Bitterman for a while.

Cream: You made sure that she didn't suspect a thing, right?

Kermit: Nope. I just told her that we need her here for a special show that we're doing. Too bad she didn't know that this is the show I meant!

(The audience laughs a bit as Lilo chuckle)

Lilo: You betcha.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is ready for unknowingly humiliation.

Lilo: (to camera) We got 8 pranks to pulled on Rachel so stick around!

Stitch: Meega can't frigging wait! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The group goes into the backstage area as Gonzo was eating some pills)

Kermit: Gonzo, what are ya doing?

Gonzo: I am trying my new act! It's pills that make someone go to the bathroom instantly. (yelps) Crud, gotta go.

(Gonzo rush into the bathroom quickly. Fozzie leaves the same time he does)

Gonzo: Hey Kermit. One of the toilets is acting up to the point of exploding so I have put an Out of Order near the stall.

Lilo: (smirks) Thanks for the details, Gonzo.

(Lilo takes the pills and put them into a bowl. Stitch rush into the bathroom and switch the Out of Order sign to a working stall)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Kermit takes a big nail and a hammer nearby. The hosts hid just as Bitterman appears)

Kermit: Ah, Miss Bitterman. How are we today?

Bitterman: (frowns) Crappy and hungry.

Kermit: Well, that's, uh, too bad. Oh, here's some treats, on me.

Bitterman: Good because I sure am hell ain't paying.

(Bitterman grabs a handful, unaware that she took the pills as well, and ate them)

Kermit: (to himself) I feel almost bad about doing this.

(Once Bitterman swallow, the bitch smirks evilly...before yelping in alarm causing her to scream in alarm. The audience laughs at this)

Bitterman: I gotta go!

(Bitterman rush into the bathroom as the hosts came out of hiding)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Boy, would she get a big surprise in there.

Kermit: Yes.

Cream: Come on, let's set some more pranks up in the meantime.

(Inside the bathroom, Bitterman goes into the stall, unaware of the Out of Order toilet, and use it quickly. Suddenly the thing explode sending the bitch into the ceiling. The audience laughs at that)

Bitterman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Kermit meanwhile is seen bending the nail before putting it on Fozzie's fishing hook, much to the bear's notice)

Fozzie: Hey, thanks for the new hook, Kermit! Just in time for my new act! I think I'll practice right now!

Kermit: Yeah, you do that.

(Lilo grab a fire extinguisher and a compressed air cylinder nearby. Cream takes the hammer from Kermit and use it to loose a board in the damn floor)

Cream: (smirks) Hee hee hee.

(The hosts leave as the annoyed Bitterman came out of the bathroom)

Bitterman: Okay, what the hell just happened in there?!

(Fozzie meanwhile toss his fishing rod back but the nail caught Bitterman's dress. When the bear swings his rod forward, the nail end up ripping a big hole in the woman's dress causing her to scream and the audience to laugh)

Bitterman: AHHHHHH!

Gonzo: (surprised) Wow, cool! I never seen a wart that big on a woman's back!

Bitterman: (angrily) Shut up or I'll...

(Bitterman however steps on the loose board causing on end to swing up and hit her in the face, making the audience laugh some more)

Gonzo: Cool! Can I have a turn?!

(The hosts laugh as they watch from nearby)

Kermit: (amused) Okay, I gotta admit. That was good.

Cream: 4 pranks done, 4 to go.

(Lilo meanwhile mess with a few items and made a trumpet of the compress air cylinder. Then Stitch replace a water cooler near with the fire extinguisher.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Kermit: Okay, Miss Bitterman is coming over here.

Cream: Get her to that fake trumpet. We got to prepare for the final two pranks.

(The hosts head downstairs as Bitterman arrive. Kermit takes the 'trumpet'.)

Kermit: Hey Miss Bitterman. I wonder if you could help with something.

Bitterman: (frowns) Damn it, haven't I 'help' enough?!

Kermit: Relax. Listen, our trumpeter is having trouble with his trumpet and stuff. Can you test this for him and see if it's working?

Bitterman: Oh...fine.

(Bitterman takes the trumpet and begins to blow into it. Suddenly the compress air cylinder part is activated as the bitch gasp in alarm as she felt getting drained or something. The audience laughs madly as the woman finally got freed, gasping for air)

Bitterman: Air! Water!

Kermit: Oh, here's a water cooler!

(Bitterman push Kermit out of the way and quickly tries to activate the water cooler...except damn foam came out and spray her like mad causing her to scream)

Bitterman: AHHHHHHHH!

(In another room, Lilo pick up a quarter and smirk a bit upon hearing Bitterman's screams)

Lilo: Looks like we got 2 more pranks to go.

Cream: And a certain pig will help out unknowingly in the last two.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

(We see Bitterman going into a room, scowling angrily, dirty and pissed off)

Bitterman: I am staying in here for the rest of the day, frog! You are damn lucky that I don't evict you for this!

Kermit: No problem, sorry Miss Bitterman.

(Outside Kermit turns to Fozzie and Gonzo)

Kermit: Okay, get ready for your cannonball act.

Fozzie: But Kermit, we don't have a volunteer to be in the cannon yet!

Gonzo: I can try it!

Kermit: No, no, no, I found your volunteer, Gonzo.

(Gonzo looks sad much to Kermit's notice)

Kermit: You can go in the canon after the volunteer is done.

Gonzo: (grins) Cool!

(At a payphone, Lilo put the quarter in there and dial a number.)

Lilo: Good thing Kermit told us where Rachel would be at....and I did one hell of an impression of him.

(In Miss Piggy's dressing room, her phone rang as the pig pick it up)

Miss Piggy: Bonjour?

(We see Lilo clearing her throat before doing her Kermit impression)

Lilo: (Kermit voice) Hi ho there, Piggy my sweet! Boy do I miss ya.

(We see a split scene happening as Miss Piggy gasp in surprise)

Miss Piggy: Kermie? Is that you?

Lilo: Yep. I want to see you ASAP. I will be in the green room where it is now easy being green. Kiss me and hug me when you arrive.

Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie! I was waiting for this moment for a long time!!

(The eager Miss Piggy hangs up and rush out of her dressing room. The hosts smirk as they saw the pig rushing to the room that Bitterman is in. The bitch look alarmed as Miss Piggy came in and kiss and hug her)

Miss Piggy: Kermie, my love!

Bitterman: Gah! Are you crazy, pig?!

(Miss Piggy notice Bitterman, making the pig very angry)

Miss Piggy: (angrily) What?! You aren't Kermie! How dare you try to pull a trick on moi, you evil hag?!

Bitterman: Hag?! Have you look in a mirror, you fat hog from hell?!

Miss Piggy: THAT'S IT! HI-YAAAH!

(Miss Piggy karate chop Bitterman hard, causing the audience to laugh and for the woman to go flying through a lot of walls. She landed into a cannon right on stage.)

Bitterman: Ugh, what the...

Gonzo: (notices) Hey Fozzie! Our volunteer is here!

Fozzie: (grins) Wokka, wokka! All right, folks, time to send our volunteer right into the sky!

Bitterman: (shocked) What, wait, don't...

(Too late as Fozzie activate the cannon causing it to go off, sending a screaming Bitterman right through the rooftop and out of the theater)

Gonzo: (grins) Cool! My turn!

(The audience laughs as we see the hosts and Kermit behind stage)

Lilo: (giggles) All right, now that's what I call a 'quick exit'.

Cream: Yep! That witch is sure acting like it.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, our episode is now over. We like to thank Kermit and the Muppets for helping us out.

Kermit: Thanks, though I prefer not to let Miss Piggy know about your trick. That will get her angry at me than you kids.

Stitch: No problem.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, join us next time as we team up with the Looney Tunes to pull pranks on that fat ass greedy park creep Swackhammer. Until then, we'll see you next on...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience applaud as the hosts and friends wave goodbye as our episode comes to an end.)

Author's note
Another episode coming right at ya!

Episode 26: Putting the Hammer on Swackhammer!

(We now arrive at a familiar failing amusement park planet as an announcer said)

Announcer: Folks, welcome to Moron Mountain...but who gives a damn? Time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear with smiles on their faces)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell where we torture and prank the creeps and bullies for your abusive amusement.

Stitch: Ih, weega do the ass kicking and you do all the laughing.

Cream: In our previous episode, we send the Muppets meanie Rachel Bitterman flying, now we're here on Moron Mountain to take on a typical moron.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao chao.

Lilo: Right, Cheese. We got some helpers helping us on today's episode. Here are the Looney Tunes themselves Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Lola Bunny and Porky Pig!

(The audience applaud as the said toons arrive, hugging and shaking hands with the hosts0

Bugs: Eh, what's up, docs?

Cream: (giggle) I never got tired of that line.

Stitch; Ready for some ass kicking?

Porky: Ye-ye-ye...oh sure.

Daffy: Come on, let us have him. We've been ready for this for a long time, kiddo!

(Lilo nods as she turn to the camera)

Lilo: For those who haven't seen 'Space Jam', our target is this park's owner Swackhammer, an evil greedy alien who once tried to enslaved the Looney Tunes as attractions.

Lola: Right, a complete asshole.

Bugs: Can't believe you actually said that.

Stitch: Our job is to make sure Swackhammer regrets the day that he came out of his mom's ass. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Daffy: All right, rabbit, let me get some mischief in, okay?

Bugs: No promises.

Lilo: This time, we got 9 pranks and we're ready to pull so you folks at home can watch so let's do this crap!

Cheese: Chao!

(The group enter the office and smirks as they saw the Minions leaving)

Bugs: Not since the Nerdlucks have we seen anything this puny.

Daffy: Okay, kids, what's first?

(Lilo saw a massager nearby and smirk in amusement.)

Lilo: First, anyone got any dimes?

Porky: O-o-oh, sure.

(Porky gave a dime to Lilo as she put it into the thing. The girl set the thing for 'smack when big fat ass comes from nearby)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

Bugs: Time for this rabbit to add to that.

(Bugs open a panel and mess with the inside a bit with a screwdriver. The rabbit closes it)

Bugs: Ain't I a stinker?

Daffy: (glares) Too early for that, Bugs!

(Cream grabs some food and some marbles nearby as the group leaves. At the same time, Swackhammer came out of his machine)

Swackhammer: Time for my usual massage. My theme park may be going to hell but at least I can relax every now and then.

(Swackhammer goes near the machine which suddenly went its left arm at the creep, knocking him to the floor, causing the audience to laugh.)

Swackhammer: (gets up) What the hell?!

(Swackhammer groans as he sat down and put a dime into the machine)

Swackhammer: Okay time for...

(Suddenly the massager's two hands smack Swackhammer many times like mad, causing the audience to laugh)

Swackhammer: OUCH!

(Cut to the hosts)

Lola: Well, looks like by now 2 of our pranks are done.

Stitch: Ih, 7 to go!

(Upon leaving the office, Daffy picks up some glue and some damn tools. Seeing a parrot-like alien over head, Cream smirks as she gave some food to it)

Cream: Hee hee, this is enough to make anyone take a crap.

Porky: (notes) I-I-I got an idea.

(Porky with Stitch's help remove a manhole cover. Then Cream drop the marbles on the floor)

Cream: Hee hee again!

Lola: Come on.

(The group quickly leaves. Swackhammer leaves the office with a groan)

Swackhammer: Blast it, I thought it was supposed to massage me, not kill me!

(Suddenly the parrot-like alien drop some crap onto Swackhammer, causing him to yelp in disgust and for the audience to laugh. The big jerk yell and scream in anger)

Swackhammer: Grrr, stupid ass aliens!!!

(Swackhammer walks forward and trip on the marbles. This cause the alien to scream as he fell and went right through the manhole cover)

Swackhammer: AHHHHHHHHHH!

(A splash is heard. We see Swackhammer coming out with crap all over himself as the audience laugh)

Swackhammer: DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

(We see the hosts, hiding nearby, laughing madly)

Lola: Looks like we got 4 pranks done.

Lilo: Yep! 5 to go! This is great!

(Meanwhile Porky grabs an explosive cigar while going near a ride. Daffy use the tools to mess with a cart. Lilo then talk to a kid customer)

Lilo: Hey kid, how would you like to earn some Earth money?

Alien kid: Uh, sure, what do I have to go?

(A while later, we see Swackhammer arriving, mumbling a bit then goes to a familiar looking ride. He push a kid out of the way just as the latter is about to get into the ride)

Alien kid: (frowns) Hey!

Swackhammer: Scram, asshole! I own this place so I get first in line!

(Swackhammer got into a cart as the ride starts. Suddenly the thing went out of control, shaking the asshole like mad causing the audience to laugh like mad. Once the ride is over, Swackhammer is thrown out of his cart)

Swackhammer: Ouch, that hurt.

Alien kid: (points) That's him dad, the creep who cut him one of me and call me an asshole!

(Swackhammer yelpas he saw a growling angry tough alien dad in front of him)

Swackhammer: Hey, hey, come on, touch me and I'll sue!

Alien dad: With what, asshole? You don't got any lawyers!

(The alien dad then proceed to beat the hell out of Swackhammer causing the audience to laugh out loud in amusement)

Lola: Looks like 6 pranks are done. Three more to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group goes over to that ring a bell thing as Lola jumps up to remove the bell on top of the damn thing. Bugs smirks as he switch hammers while Porky, switch cigars)

Bugs: Heh heh heh. Ain't we stinkers.

Cream: Two more damn pranks set up.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (notices) Here comes the ass hole.

(The hosts hide quickly as Swackhammer, all bruised, appear, groaning a bit)

Swackhammer: Grrr, some of a bitch...(notices) Well, time to test my strength.

(Swackhammer grab the hammer and hit the thing hard sending it flying upward. But instead of hitting the bell, it flew upward before going down, hitting him right on the head hard, causing the audience to laugh. Swackhammer, yelping, curse and scream)

Swackhammer: Grrr!

(Swackhammer calms down a bit then pick up a cigar and begin to light it)

Swackhammer: Nothing like a good smoke to...

(Suddenly the cigar explodes in his face causing the audience to laugh some more. Swackhammer scream and curse as the hosts, in hiding, laugh quietly)

Stitch: Ih, it's true, smoking does kill.

Lilo: (smirks) One more prank to go....I think the Looney Tunes can help out in that last one.

Daffy: Trust me, sister, we will...woo hoo!

(Later, Swackhammer growls as he dust the ash from his face while rubbing his head)

Swackhammer: If I catch the one who did this...

(Suddenly Bugs, in an alien disguise, rush up and grab Swackhammer by the hand)

Bugs: Come on, come on, you are needed in a few seconds!

Swackhammer: (confused) The hell? What is this?

(Bugs takes Swackhammer to where the other Looney Tunes, also in disguises, at at)

Lola: We need you to test out this new ride that someone donated to us.

Swackhammer: (gasps) A new ride?

Daffy: Yep, just sit down and we will take care of the rest.

(Bugs place Swackhammer onto the seat of a rocket nearby while Porky get a match out)

Swackhammer: This is great! We needed new attractions after what happened in the basketball game crap. I can't wait to get this going.

Porky: S-s-s-so do we. Hee hee hee.

(Porky light the fuse on the rocket as the Tunes rush away. Just then Swackhammer notices something)

Swackhammer: Wait a moment...this isn't a ride, it's a real ass rocket. Gah, what are you idiots doing?!

(Swackhammer tries to move but to no prevail)

Swackhammer: I'm stuck! No, what's going on here?!

(Suddenly the rocket is send up with Swackhammer stuck on it flying into space. The hosts, coming out of hiding, and the Tunes watch as it explode making a lot of fireworks making the audience laugh like mad while surprisingly some of the alien customers cheer)

Customer: About damn time something cool happens at this place!

Lilo: Wow, well, say what you want about Swack-ass, he sure lit up the sky.

Cream: What a great way to end a kick ass episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Sttich: Weega like to thank the Looney Tunes for helping out.

Daffy: Remember, this duck get star fulling!

Bugs: Whatever, Daffy.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are done with another one. Join us for the next spanking ass episode of this season when we prank that koopa stubborn guy, Bowser. Until then time....

All: Later!

(The hosts and their pals wave to the audience as they applaud. We now fade to black, ending yet another episode)

Author's note
All right, folks, time for Lilo to give the enemy of her foster faster some hell! So continue on!

Episode 27: Bowser's Host Problem

(We fade in to somewhere inside Bowser's castle. We hear the usual announcer)

Announcer: No, folks, this isn't a crazy ass Mario game that you're watching, but you're close! It's time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear with Kenny following them with the camera as usual)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Stitch: Where weega screwed with the creeps' head and you get to watch.

Cream: Last episode, we send Swackhammer on a rocket trip to assville. In this episode, we are going after a bigger target.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, we are inside Bowser's Castle, home of that stupid head Bowser. My foster's father enemy who always going after mommy. He's the subject of this episode.

Cream: Right, time we pull some pranks on him to make him hurt, more or less.

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, subject is in place, unknown to him. Time for you folks to kick some ass.

Lilo: Thanks, Shadow. That's our director, Shadow the Hedgehog. It's time we pulled off 9 pranks on Bowser.

Stitch: Fun, fun, fun!

Hosts: Stick around!!

(The group, dodging some of the group, enter a magic room. Cream grab some plant growing stuff and some teeth)

Lilo: These oughta come in handy.

(Cheese take a bottle that said 'Koopa Pee Sample'. Now the group enter the kitchen. Stitch grab some Fire power and then put it on some food on a plate nearby before pouring the pee into a soda)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the room goes into the hallway dodging some more of the asshole. A Koopa Troopa came into the kitchen)

Koopa: Okay, time for the boss's meal.

(Meanwhile, Lilo picks up a long brick while Stitch remove a loose one from the wall. The girl stick the damn thing in there to make it look like the loose brick)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Meanwhile in the throne room, the Koopa Troopa gave the meal to his boss)

Bowser: About damn time! Get outta here!

(The minion left. Bowser smirk as he ate the food at once)

Bowser: Eh, very...

(Bowser then yelp in alarm as he shoot out fire, not his usual one. The audience laugh like mad as the creep drank the soda quickly. Then the asshole yelp as he spit in disgust)

Bowser: GAAAAHH! WHO PUT PISS IN MY SODA?!

(The audience laugh some more as we cut to the hosts. Cream giggle as she grab some Bob-Ombs.)

Cream: Sounds like we got 2 pranks down, only 7 to go.

(We now see the hosts going to a little Piranha Plant. Cream switch the water sprinkler thing with the plant glowing stuff while putting the teeth into the plant)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch pick up some metal mites on the damn floor)

Stitch: Nice!

(The group goes downstairs a bit as Bowser appears going near a long brick. On the other side of the wall, another Koopa Troopa notices the long brick.

Koopa Troopa: I gotta move this damn thing. Someone could get hurt.

(Koopa Troopa push the long brick causing it to slide through the other side, hitting Bowser right in the balls. The koopa scream in pain while the audience likes mad)

Bowser: AHHHHHHH!

(Downstairs, Stitch pour metal mites into Bowser's Clown Copter.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Cream smiles as she put the Bob-Ombs into some sort of pinata that looks like Mario)

Cream: Hee hee, Bowser is going to get one hell of a big surprise.

Lilo: Yeah. We got the next two pranks set up. Time we get the next three ones set up and in a damn hurry.

(The group leaves the room. Meanwhile with Bowser, the koopa growls as he grab what he thinks was the water sprinkler thing and pour the potion into the Piranha Plant)

Bowser: Grr, why must these things happen to me? Goddamn it...

(Suddenly without warning, the Piranha Plant grew huge, much to Bowser's shock, before it bite onto the koopa, chewing him like mad. The audience laughs as the villain got spitted out by the Piranha Plant)

Bowser: AHHHHH! DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!

(Cut back to the hosts who laugh upon hearing Bowser's screaming)

Lilo: 4 pranks down, 5 more to go.

(We see our hosts picking up a rug and some painting. Meanwhile Bowser groans as he enter the room where his clown copter is at)

Bowser: Crud. Bad luck. Maybe I will kidnap Peach, yeah, that would be fine.

(Bowser got into his Clown Copter and start it up. The vehicle begins to fly at first...then the damn thing fell apart, causing the koopa to yelp as he hit the damn floor while the audience laugh)

Bowser: AHHHHH!

(Back with the hosts, Lilo grab some small spike. Cheese push a button to activate a trapdoor. Stitch smirks as he push a carpet to hide the trapdoor while Cream paint something)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Sweet, this is so going to kick some ass.

Lililo: (notices a door) How about we see where that door leads, shall we?

(Back with Bowser, the koopa roars, pissed off)

Bowser: Damn it all, who the hell is doing this?! My kids?! (notices) Well, I may as well take my anger out on this Mario pinata!

(Bowser hangs the Mario pinata off, then he smirks evilly while hitting the damn thing a lot of times. However, inside the thing unknown to the koopa, the Bob-Ombs got activated. As Bowser hit the pinata one more time...)

KA-BOOOM!!!

(After the explosion clears, Bowser is covered in ashes, making the audience laugh like mad. The koopa begins to scream and curse like hell. Cut back to the hosts)

Stitch: Ih, only 3 more pranks to go. Sweet.

(Cut back to Bowser as he clean himself of the ashes)

Bowser: Damn it all! I just want to kidnap Peach?! Is that any trouble at all?!

(Bowser gasp as he saw something on a wall nearby: it's Peach, but unknown to him, it's painted on)

Bowser: Ah, Peach! You came to visit! Let me come and hug ya and kiss ya!

(Bowser came over, stepping onto the rug...then fall right through the hole screaming. The audience laugh at that. In the floor below, the koopa cringe a bit as he got up)

Bowser: Ouuuuuuuuch! That frigging hurt. Grrrr!

(Bowser made his way up the stairs, but he unknowingly step on the spikes that the hosts left on them. The koopa yelp in pain as he scream while jumping up. Bowser fall back downstairs again like hell.)

Bowser: Ouch, damn it!!!

(Cut back to the hosts as they heard the audience laughter)

Lilo: All right, one more prank to frigging to go!

Cream: Man, this is great so far!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(We now see Bowser climbing back upstairs, groaning madly)

Bowser: Grrr. This has not been my day so far. I need to sit down...

(Back in the throne room though, Lilo and her gang are messing with the chair)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

Stitch: (ears perked) Uh oh, ugly ass is coming back.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The hosts quickly hid as Bowser came in and sat on his throne)

Bowser: I can be safe here. Yes, I can...(notices) Where the hell did this button came from?

(Bowser press a new button on his throne. Suddenly rockets appear from both sides causing it and him to be lifted up)

Bowser: (shocked) What the hell?!

(Suddenly Bowser is flew out of the throne room through the roof being send flying. As the koopa scream, the audience laugh some more as the hosts appear)

Lilo: To the moon, Alice.

Cream: I wonder where Bowser will end up at.

(We see Bowser as he and his throne crash into a garbage dump. The audience laughs before going back to the hosts)

Lilo: Ouch. That's gotta hurt than the ratings for a certain Disney movie.

Stitch: Ih. Weega sure put Bowser down big time.

Lilo: (to camera) Well, folks, our episode is done for now. Don't forget, our season finale is coming up where we pull the hell onto Sonic's villain Dr. Eggman.

Cream: I can't wait! Later, everyone!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud. We then fade to black, ending the episode)

Author's note
All right, time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell! And it's going to be one hell of one, so let's take it away!

Episode 28: Dr. Eggman's Ass Is Kicked

(We fade to outside of Dr. Eggman's HQ as the narrator begins)

Narrator: Folks, it's time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see our favorite hosts appearing)

Lilo: Okay, is the camera ready, Kenny?

Kenny: (Yelp!)

Cream: Say, how are you here when you're dead in JusSonic's Cartoon Survivor Royal Rumble thing?

Kenny: (How the hell should I know? I was lucky to get eliminated, literally, when I was done!)

Lilo: (to camera) Hey folks, welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell. You saw us take down Bowser in the previous episode...

Stitch: Hopefully.

Cream:...now it's time to take on a familiar meanie Dr. Eggman, who has been bugging Mr. Sonic, me and all my friends for a long time now!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Time for him to get his f**king ass whooped with 6 pranks in this season finale.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is in place, unknown to him, time for you four to give it all you got.

Lilo: Right, Shadow. Folks, we are about to begin so stick around.

Stitch: Ih, weega don't want you folks to miss a minute of this craziness!

(The hosts dodge the robots while going through Dr. Eggman's HQ. They pick up a rug quickly then Lilo put it over an opened trap door)

Lilo: Heh heh. That trick never gets old, big time.

Stitch: Ih!

(Cream pick up a plug as she and her friends leave the damn area, entering a laboratory. Stitch search through the drawers and found a stink bomb)

Stitch: Interesting...

Cream: How about this?

(Cream pick up a wrench. Meanwhile Dr. Eggman arrives in a familiar area)

Dr. Eggman: I think I will see how my inventions are doing today.

(Dr. Eggman steps on a rug and scream as he goes through a familiar trapdoor. The audience laughs like mad. Cut to the hosts, we see Cream messing with the Egg-O-Matic.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Cheese: (notices) Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Hey, that's a good idea, Cheese!

(Cream quickly pick up a new weapon and put the plug into the barrel before returning it)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: Time to go. Stupid ass is coming back.

(The group leaves quickly. Meanwhile a pissed off Dr. Eggman came in)

Dr. Eggman: How many times do I have to tell those stupid bots not to do that?!

(Dr. Eggman calms down as he picks up the new weapon and aim it at a target that looks like Sonic)

Dr. Eggman: Okay, target, time for a proceed of that miserable damn hedgehog!

(Dr. Eggman tries to use the weapon...but it backfire, exploding in his hands. The audience laughs as the villain curse like mad)

Dr. Eggman: Damn it all!

(Cut back to the hosts as they head upstairs)

Stitch: With those screams, weega got 4 pranks left.

Lilo: Yep!

Cream: How about we do a repeat trip, shall we?

(Cream takes another rug and activate another trapdoor, putting the rug over it)

Stitch: Stupid head won't fall for that twice. But meega know to put it in another way!

(Stitch grabs a saw and quickly get to work. Back in the lab, Dr. Eggman got into his Egg-O-Matic, starting it up)

Dr. Eggman: Bah, I may as well go terrorize those damn animals today, including that pesky hedgehog, today.

(However the Egg-O-Matic goes out of control hitting, along with Dr. Eggman, a lot of stuff inside the room. Soon it crash as the audience laugh)

Dr. Eggman: DAMN IT ALL!

(Meanwhile, we see the group entering the kitchen. Lilo smirks as she take out a familiar vial)

Lilo: Good thing Shadow gave us this from the last Cartoon Survivor party. This oughta be good.

(Lilo sports the stuff into Dr. Eggman's drink. Cheese search a drawer and found a whoopie cushion)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: (grins) Great find, Cheese. Now to give that damn thing an update.

(Cream takes out some stink bombs and put them in the whoopie cushion)

Cream: Come on.

(Meanwhile we see Dr. Eggman, bruised, returning upstairs)

Dr. Eggman: Grrrr, I hate those stupid pranksters and their not so innocent pranks!!! If I get my hands on...

(Dr. Eggman stops as he saw a familiar rug in front of him. The villain smirks as he goes around it)

Dr. Eggman: Ha! Nice try! Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice...

(But the villain was interrupted as the floor that he was on collapse sending him falling into a new hole screaming)

Dr. Eggman: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(The audience laughs like mad as we cut to the hosts in Dr. Eggman's office. Cream put the whoopie cushion into the seat while Lilo put the drugged drink onto the goddamn table)

Lilo: All right, we got all pranks set up. Time for us to watch the madness.

(The group hid inside a wardrobe while smirking)

Stitch: This is going to be great!

(Dr. Eggman comes in, more bruised than ever)

Dr. Eggman: Gah! I hate it when this happens. What could go wrong?

(Dr. Eggman sat down in his chair and onto the whoopie cushion. Suddenly a stink cloud covers him like hell making the audience)

Dr. Eggman: AHHHHHH! Damn it, pee-U, I stink worst! Gah! I need a drink.

(Dr. Eggman take his drink and drank it. The villain sigh)

Dr. Eggman: Well, at least I....

(Suddenly an explosion occur and suddenly Dr. Eggman is now a dorky looking guy in an embarrassing outfit)

Dr. Eggman: (sounds stupid) Duh...I need to do dumb stuff to be in bad movies. Look at me, I'm the walrus!!!

(The villain runs in, jumping up and down)

Dr. Eggman: I'm glad I'm here Mr. Bob! What's going on? I feel stupid. I am ready, ready as ever!

(Dr. Eggman laughs madly as he jumps out a nearby window, htiting the ground hard. The audience laughs madly while the hosts come out of hiding)

Cream: So that's how it works. That vial turns people into bad actors.

Lilo: Hee hee hee. Very amusing!

Stitch: Ih! Meega want to meet the one who gave us that potion so weega can thank him.

(At a home, we see a familiar villain watching, fuming in anger)

Phantom Blot: Damn it! You're welcome...

(Cut back to the show)

Lilo: Folks, that's our season finale for now! I hope you all have fun!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Cream: Be sure to tune in next time. We don't know when before you won't want to miss the next season of...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience applaud as the hosts wave. We then fade to black, ending the season)

Author's note
Okay, in this special, it takes place in an alternative universe so no offense to any Lilo and Stitch, Cream, Cheese, etc. hellva fans out there.

Toon Neighbors from Hell Special: Alternative Universe special

(We fade in to the studio as Shadow was sitting in a chair speaking)

Shadow: Hey folks. We are about to show you an interesting Toon Neighbors from Hell special. The girls, Stitch and Cheese are taking a break and this special episode takes place in an alternative universe of some crap. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.

(We fade out then enter a mixed up studio in an alternative universe as a narrator speaks)

Narrator: Hey assholes? Are you ready for ass kicking?

Audience: YEAH!

Narrator: Time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your host...Red Guy!

(The audience applaud as the Red Guy appears with a smirk)

Red Guy: Hey folks, I hope you are in for some excitement because damn it, I'm about to give you some. Who here wish those bullies would leave us alone?

Audience: YEAH!

Red Guy: Well, tough, but we will f**k with them anyway. The targets in our episode are a group of creeps who live in Kauai. Shall we show the picture?

(We see a picture of a familiar cast in the regular universe)

Red Guy: Ha! Lilo, Cream, Stitch, Cheese, Kenny and Shadow! The six biggest creeps. Well today, I will be pulling six pranks, one on each creep, on them and you know what that means?

Audience: THE PENALTY WHEEL!!!

(We see a wheel which a lot of different categories on them. Each one has either 'humble' or 'humiliate' on it)

Red Guy: Nicely done, huh? Now then, let's spin to see which one gets humble or humiliate, shall we?!

Audience: Spin! Spin! Spin! Spin!

(Then, he began pulling the wheel, then it spin all around before the Red Guy grinned.)

Red Guy: First off...Kenny McCormick!

(Then, it landed on "humiliate".)

Audience: Oooohhh!

Red Guy: Fetching.

(He butt walked to where a teleporter was before he spoke.)

Red Guy: Time for some pranking of my own!

(He then teleported through the teleporter. At Kenny's house, unknown to the boy, the Red Guy smirked as he saw Kenny shooting off fireworks.)

Red Guy: Well, well, here, time for some mischief!

(He then took out a bottle of superglue before splattering it on part of the rocket. Quickly, he rolled himself away from the area before Kenny, unknown to him, picked it up.)

Kenny: (muffles) Time to light this one up.

(Then, he lit it. However, he looked confused, noticing himself attacked to it. He yelped before he screamed as he shot up in the air, then we see an explosion while Kenny's friends looked up.)

Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Kyle: You Bastards!

(Laughter was heard as the Red Guy remerged back to the studio.)

Red Guy: You know what they say: too much fireworks can kill!

(More laughter was heard.)

Red Guy: Who is our next vic-uh, I mean person to be prank upon?

(The Red Guy got some darts out and throw them. One of them land on a picture, making him smirk)

Red Guy: All right, next target is Cream and Cheese. Hell, let's do them both at once. Shall we?

(Then, he began pulling the wheel, then it spin all around before the Red Guy grinned.)

Red Guy: Now let's see what these two get.

(Then, it landed on "humble".)

Audience: Oooohhh!

Red Guy: Bah, humble. Oh well.

(He use the teleporter again arriving near Cream and Cheese's place. With a smirk, the Red Guy get a big BIG bucket out and swoop up some ice water)

Red Guy: All right, let's do this crap.

(The Red Guy put the bucket on top of the door and knock carefully.)

Cream's Voice: All right, dumb ass, I'm coming.

Red Guy: (to himself) I hope that stupid Chao who comes with her.

(The Red Guy hides quickly. Cream and Cheese leaves the house causing the bucket of ice water to be spilled all over them.)

Cream: AHHHHH! COLD, COLD, COLD!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience laugh as they run around like mad. We see the Red Guy back at the studio)

Red Guy: That was fun. Now we got three pranks and three targets. How about we find our next victims or victims, shall we?!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

(The Red Guy throw more darts at the remaining pictures, one of them has landed)

Red Guy: Hell yeah, we're going for the trog. Now shall we go for "humiliate" or "humble"?

(The Red Guy spins the wheel once more and wait for a moment. Then he smirks as it hands on "humiliate")

Red Guy: Ha ha ha! Humiliate! I love that s**t!

(Red Guy teleport once more. At Stitchs' place, the Red Guy sneaks around and smirk upon seeing Stitch breaking stuff)

Red Guy: This is going to be so much fun...thank goodness I brought this along.

(Red Guy took out a bottle that said, "Instant Helium", then switch it with the soda)

Red Guy: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: Meega is damn thirsty.

(Stitch take the bottle and drank it. Suddenly the alien end up getting blown like a balloon, he bounce around a bit before letting out the air, causing him to hit a lot of stuff like trees and cars before hitting the ground hard. The audience laugh at that)

Stitch: Ouch!

(Red Guy teleport to the studio with a smirk)

Red Guy: All right, we has succeeded in 4 pranks. Now only Lilo or Shadow are left. Which bastard or bitch will get it next?! Let's find out!

(Red Guy throws more darts quickly. One of them lands on Lilo)

Red Guy: And Weird-Lo is up next! Okay, what shall we punish her with?!

(Red Guy spins the wheel quickly. Soon it land on 'Humble')

Red Guy: Hmmm...humble. No problem!

(Red Guy teleport to Lilo's place quickly. Once there, the creep sneak into the house and saw Lilo heading to the kitchen. With a smirk, the host put a whoopie cushion in Lilo's chair)

Red Guy: One big humble, coming right up! Ha ha ha ha!

(Red Guy hides as Lilo goes back to her chair)

Lilo: Time for me to frigging sit down, bitch.

(Lilo sat down...and a big ass fart is heard making her shock. The audience laugh as the girl looks embarrassed. Red Guy goes back to the studio)

Red Guy: Humble but stinky! Okay, Shadow is the last one left so let's spin the wheel!!!

(Red Guy spin the wheel quickly and watch it spin. Soon it stop on "humiliation")

Red Guy: Ah, humiliation: (smirks) What a damn way to end the episode, huh?!

(Red Guy teleport quickly to the Station Square bridge. We see Shadow acting like an asshole (at least in this universe). We see him skidding across the railings.)

Red Guy: All right, let's show what happen when you get "accidents" on these railings. Hee hee.

(Red Guy grab some grease and pour it on a railing)

Red Guy: This is going to be good...

(Red Guy hides as Shadow is approaching)

Shadow: Time for my foolish enemies to face the powers of the Ultimate Lifeform! ALL WILL HELLVA! DIE!

(Shadow got on the railing and skid. Suddenly the hedgehog came to the greasy part and slip)

Shadow: What the f**k?!

(Shadow slip and goes flying right towards a wall, going through it and landing right on the river on the other side. The audience laughs as we see Red Guy returning to the studio)

Red Guy: Ha ha ha ha! 6 successful pranks and those assholes sure regret it. Humble or Humilation, no one escapes the Red Guy.

(The audience laughs as they applaud)

Red Guy: That is our show for tonight. Glad these guys whom I humiliate or humble didn't get a show of their own. Maybe in another universe anyway. See you next time as I target the next moron in line. Until then, so long, suckers!

(The audience applaud as the Red Guy wave while we fade to black, ending the special. We now see this being played on a TV as Lilo and her friends (the hosts of Toon Neighbors from Hell) watch this from the regular universe)

Lilo: Huh, so does that we look like when we're bad.

Stitch: Ih, and stupid.

Cream: Makes me glad that I'm a good little girl.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cheese: (giggling) When I don't play pranks of course.

Lilo: Yep, hey Kenny, more nuts here.

Kenny: (Sure enough, Lilo!)

(The group are seen relaxing, drinking soda and reading)

Lilo: Well, once our vacation is over, we're heading back to work.

Stitch: Until then, aloha!

(The group laugh as they continue their vacation. We fade to black for real)

Episode 29: The Wrong End of Cyril's Business Deal

(We fade in to various images of past damn episodes of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Soon we cut to outside a business as the usual narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Folks, after a while of vacation, our hosts are back to start this season premiere of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Right! Now your hosts Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Cream: We got a big vacation after taking down Dr. Eggman last season. Now we're ready to give you all a new season of bully pummeling.

Stitch: Ih, weega got a new target but first, let us introduce our guest stars.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: From the hit show "Raccoons", say hello to Burt, Ralph and Melissa!

(The audience applaud as we see the said characters showing up, shakling hands with the hosts)

Ralph: Thanks for having us. Our pals will be joining us ASAP.

Melissa: We are all eager for today's episode.

Cream: Hell yeah. (to the camera) Folks, our target for this season premiere is Cyril Sneer, a cruel business man who always cause misery and trouble.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Burt: Shall we give him misery back?

Stitch: Hell yeah!

Lilo: Right. We're planning to do 5 pranks on him for this episode. We're going to have some fun.

Melissa: Right. Let's go.

(The group goes into the office as they quickly go through the place. Burt grabs a marker and laughs madly as he draw a mustache and other crap onto Cyril's people)

Burt: Heh heh heh.

(Cream hums while picking up a bucket of water before the group arrives at the main door. She smirks while putting the damn bucket on top of the door)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Melissa: Looks like two pranks are set up.

Lilo: Let's go.

(The group leaves as they head into the kitchen area. In his office, Cyril got up while grumbling)

Cyril: May as well see what my pigs are doing.

(Cyril leaves the office but yelp as the bucket of water hits him on the floor, getting his head wet and covered. The audience laughs as the guy scream in annoyance)

Cyril: Damn it all!

(Cyril removes the bucket and frowns as he heads out. In the kitchen area, Stitch grab some eggs and put them into the microwave before turning it on)

Stitch: This gag never gets old.

Lilo: Nope.

(Ralph pick up some binoculars and put glue on them)

Ralph: All right, prank 4 is set up.

Lilo: This is going to be great!

(We now see Cyril walking then gasping as he saw his own picture vandalized. The villain jump up and down while cursing angrily)

Cyril: AHHHH!

(The audience laugh at that madly as the villain growls while cleaning the picture)

Cyril: Ooooh, who did this? Probably those damn raccoons who my son hangs with. Ugh.

(The group enters a part of the building and speak with Cedric)

Cedric: You sure I should help out? My dad isn't always a jerk.

Lilo: Always, yes. But often, hell yeah. (gives some money) Don't worry, we won't kill him.

Cream: Just humiliate the hell out of him.

Cedric: Well, okay.

(Burt smirks as he mess with a certain seat and a button.)

Burt: Hee hee hee hee.

Stitch: All right, let's set the final trap up.

(Inside the kitchen, the pigs were in there eating just as Cyril came in. The sneer gasp as he saw the huge ass mess in the microwave causing him to yell furiously)

Cyril: (points to microwave) WHO DID THIS?!

Lloyd: (notices) Gee, boss, it's like that when we get here.

Boyd: Right. I think the microwave exploded.

Floyd: Not our problem, no offense, sir. We're on our lunch break.

(Cyril growls as he cleans up the microwave. The sneer goes over to the window where the binoculars (unknown to be booby-trapped) is at)

Cyril: All right, let's get a damn look at that rainforest we will cut down, shall we?

(Cyril picks the binoculars up and look through them. But as he tried to remove them, they are stuck to his face. The audience laugh at that)

Cyril: AHHHHH! I'M STUCK! GET THESE DAMN THINGS OFF OF ME!

(The pigs yelp as they rush over to help Cyril, trying to get the binoculars off. Soon, he is pulled loose though they all land on the floor, making the audience laugh further)

Cyril: AHHHHHHHHH!

(A while later, Cream pulls out some marbles and put them on a road outside the place. Burt hums while unscrewing some bolts on a railing nearby)

Burt: Oh yeah, this is going to be great.

Melissa: Hope this works.

Stitch: Meega think it will.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cyril, meanwhile, is seen going downstairs and getting into a car. Cletus is up front behind the damn wheel)

Cyril: Cletus, get me out of here! I want to cool off for a while!

Cletus: Errr, dad? I can't hear you from here. Press the intercom button.

(Cyril frowns as he press a familiar button nearby)

Cyril: Can you...

(Suddenly, Cyril's seat bounces up sending the jerk right out of the car screaming. The audience laughs as the sneer crash through a wall of the place, ending up outside)

Cyril: UGH! FORGET IT! I WILL WALK!!!

(Cyril got up and storms away. However the sneer trip on the marbles causing him to yell as he goes right towards a familiar railing that Burt messed with. Suddenly it broke as Cyril is send screaming over a goddamn cliff)

Cyril: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs madly as the hosts and their pals appear laughing)

Lilo: All right, now there's a guy who got to the bottom, the hard way.

Burt: (laughing) Tell me about it.

Cream: What a great way to start an episode?

Stitch: (to camera) Ih. Weega like to thank the Raccoons cast for helping us pull fast ones over Cyril Sneer.

Ralph: No problem, I guess.

Lilo: Folks, that is our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Next time around, we pulled some crazy pranks on Batman's number one bad ass, the Joker. Until then...

All: Later!

(The gang wave goodbye as the audience applaud. We fade to black, ending the damn episode)

Episode 30: The Joke's On The Joker

(We fade in as the audience applaud when the familiar group of hosts appear)

Narrator: Once again, Toon Neighbors from Hell, with your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode where we screwed with the bullies and creeps by pulling pranks on them and get away with it.

Cream: Let's not forget our man who is filming this crap to the folks not in the audience studio thing. Kenny McCormick! Give it to him!

(We see Kenny who smiles a bit as the audience applauds for him while the kid held the camera)

Stitch: In our last episode, weega pulled a lot of pranks on Cyril Sneer. In this episode, weega in Gotham City to pull some pranks on a joking psychopath.

Lilo: The Joker of course. This Clown Prince of Crime has been a major pain in the ass for Batman and the city of Gotham for many years. No one ever thought about pulling pranks on that goons. Maybe because they didn't think of it or are too damn scared,

Cream: Well we aren't scared!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now today, we will be pulling 6 pranks while staying clear of Joker's goons and hyenas. Folks, stick around. You don't want to miss a minute of this.

Stitch: Let's get some ass!

(The group enters the hideout as they see the hyenas eating. Cream grabs a bottle of ketchup and a wrench. The group enters a room and hid as the Joker walks by)

Joker: Now let's see how my stupid hyenas are today. Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Once the Joker is gone, the group came out of nowhere and goes to some sort of box that throws a boxing glove out. With a smirk, Cream use the wrench to mess with it)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch picks up Joker's Acid Flower and mess with it, before putting it now)

Stitch: Ha ha ha ha!

(Lilo open a drawer and found a hammer. The group leaves the room quickly just as the Joker came in.)

Joker: Oh boy, Batman is going down with my new weapons, like my boxing glove in the box.

(The Joker picks up the damn box and turn the wheel, making it sound like a regular Jack in the Box. At first, the villain is standing on one side since the lid is on the opposite side. Suddenly the boxing glove came through the first side, hitting the Joker and sending him into the frigging wall. The audience laugh)

Joker: Ouch! Hey, what gives?

(Meanwhile, in another damn room, Cream smirks as she remove some parts of a hammer nearby while Lilo pull some nails from some boards below.)

Lilo: Release the rats, Cheese.

(Cheese nods as she got out a can and opens it, releasing some rats)

Cheese: (laughing) Chao, chao, chao.

(Meanwhile back in the previous room, the Joker growls as he picks up his flower and put it on)

Joker: No one pulls the joke on me.

(The Joker press the thing to activate the flower but the ridiculous line that Stitch mess with begins to get big due to a knot. Suddenly it explode sending acid all over the villain as the audience laughs)

Joker: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Now then we see Cream picking up a bucket and a saw. The group enter the next room. Stitch picks up a damn rug as Cream use the saw to make a hole in it before the alien covers it back up)

Cream and Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, two more pranks to go. I think I know how to make a combined one....

(We now see the Joker entering a familiar one while wiping the acid off of himself)

Joker: Come on, I pulled the jokes on people, not the other way around!

(The Joker yelps as he saw some rats crawling nearby)

Joker: Gah! Filthy damn rats!!!

(The villain grabs the hammer and hold it up. However the stone part fell off (thanks to the frigging sabotage early) and hit the loose board sending the villain flying once more, crashing into a wall. The audience laugh at that as the villain recover)

Joker: OOOOOOOUCH! (angrily) I betcha my prankster is in this place somewhere. This will know better than to mess with the Clown Prince of Crime!!!

(The villain goes into the next room)

Joker: Wait until I...

(The Joker steps on the rug and fell right through the newly made hole, causing the audience to laugh some more)

Joker: AHHHHH!

(A crashing noise is heard as we hear the Joker groaning)

Joker's Voice: Ow.

(The group returns to the first one where the hyenas are at. Cream put the ketchup into the bucket and put it over a door while Stitch grabs the steaks from the hyenas who, after looking back, looks damn confused about them missing.)

Stitch: Heh heh. Gotta love this damn trick...

The Joker's Voice: WHO IS IN RIGHT DAMN MIND WOULD PULL PRANKS ON THE JOKER?! I WILL KILL SOMEONE FOR THIS!!!

(The hosts hide in time as the Joker enter the room via the door that the bucket of ketchup is under. The villain yelp as the stuff spilled onto it, getting ketchup all over himself. The audience laughs at that.)

Joker: AHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Go ahead, Stitch.

Stitch: Dinner, boys!

(Stitch toss the steaks onto the Joker, sticking them right on there. The hyenas smirk hungrily jump at the Joker, knocking him to the floor, biting into the steaks and him)

Joker: Ouch! Get off, ouch, ouch! HARLEY! OUCH!!!

(The audience laughs some more as the hosts high five one another)

Lilo: Nice! Looks like the Joke's On The Joker now!

Cream: Hell yeah. Some good meat comes a looooong way.

Sttich: Yeah!

(The audience applaud as Lilo speak)

Lilo: We are now done with another episode. Join us next time when we team up with Buster and Babs Bunny once more to pull some cool pranks on Roderick Rat. Until then...

All: Later!

(The audience cheer and applaud as the hosts wave. We now fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 31: Not So Perfecto Roderick

(We fade in to the front of Perfecto Prep as the narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Hey kids, guess what?

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Me: Right, so let's welcome back your favorite hosts and mine, Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the siad hosts appear, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks, ready for some fun of us kicking those damn bullies' asses.

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Well, you seen us got the Joker mauled, now we're going after another dirty rat but first, let's welcome back some special pals of ours, Buster and Babs Bunny!

Stitch: No relation.

(The audience applaud as Buster and Babs appear, shaking hands with and hugging the hosts)

Buster: Thanks for having us about, guys. We are hyped up enough for this damn episode.

Babs: Right, especially since we would be pulling pranks on Roderick Rat.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Babs: (grins) I know. I just can't help myself.

Lilo: Right. (to camera) Roderick Rat is a student from Perfecto Prep who has been a pain in the ass for the Tiny Toons for years. So how about we pulled our 6 pranks on him to teach him a thing or two?

Stitch: Right, folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Cheese: All right, the show has begun so let us begin!!

(The group goes into the school and take a wrench and tape from a tool box nearby. Now they enter a classroom nearby where a student is swinging a stick nearby before putting it down)

Buster: This is a class Roderick is taking, I saw the schedule.

Stitch: Hmmm....

(Stitch takes a hammer nearby and then tape it to the stick.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group left the room quickly as they found Roderick's locker, finding his homework inside)

Lilo: (smirks) Idea time.

(Lilo takes out some paper and quickly write a bunch of stuff on it before switching the homework with it)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(In the previous room. Roderick arrives and watch his fellow student)

Roderick: Well, swing already, damn it!

(The student grab the stick and swing it...the new additional hammer part hit Roderick right in the balls causing him to yell in pain and the audience to laugh)

Roderick: AHHHHHHH!

(Meanwhile back at Roderick's locker, Babs smirk as she add some extra stuff before closing it)

Babs: I can't help myself.

Buster: Neither can we.

(The group left and enter a gym. Cream takes the wrench and fiddle with some swing handles nearby.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: This is going to be cool.

(Meanwhile we see Roderick in his locker as he prepare to open it)

Roderick: Ugh, what else can go wrong?

(Roderick open the locker and got a boxing glove in the face, sending him into the frigging wall. The audience laugh at that)

Roderick: WHY THE HELL DID I EVEN ASK?!

(Now then back with the hosts, they sneak into the football team's locker room. Buster opens Roderick's locker and pour some liquid into the jock strap)

Babs: What that's for?

Buster: Ever seen 'Revenge of the Nerds'? Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Hey, why stop with Roderick?

Stitch: Ih, weega can torture the whole team.

(The hosts smirks devilishly as they quickly raid the lockers and pour the acid stuff onto the jock straps. Meanwhile we see a bruised Roderick turning his homework to the teacher.)

Roderick: Here you go.

(Before the rat could leave, the teacher grabs him, looking pissed off)

Teacher: Hey, what are you pulling here?!

Roderick: What do you mean?!

(The teacher shows the paper making Roderick look shock. There's a bunch of bad words on it, as well as a drawing of the guy being hanged with a drawing of a laughing Roderick on the paper)

Roderick: Wait, that...

Teacher: A wise ass, huh?!

(The teacher beat the hell out of Roderick making the audience laugh like mad. Meanwhile, we see the hosts leave the locker room, looking proud)

Lilo: Okay, now we need to set the final prank up.

Stitch: Ih, right, but after the fifth one is done.

(Roderick, in the gym, groans as he looks bruised and screwed up)

Roderick: Ugh, someone has messed with the wrong rat....

(Roderick then jumps and swing on the handle bar, but yelp as the said handle broke off sending the rat flying and crashing into a damn wall. The audience laugh at that)

Roderick: And it may as well be me!

(In a room, Lilo take out some TNT and stuff it into a football. Babs giggles as she put certain devices on it before sealing it)

Babs: Oh yeah, I can't help myself.

Cream: And neither do the rest of us apparently.

Lilo: All right, this is going to get good.

(A while later, we see the Perfecto Prep football out for practice. But they appear to be itching and groaning like hell)

Coach: Okay, you little assholes, we lost that game to Acme Loo last week so we better get to some hard practicing. Hey, are you listening?!

Roderick: (groan) Oh God, I'm burning and itching...and I ain't the only one!

(The audience laughs as Roderick and his pals continue itching and screaming in pain)

Coach: All right, time to kick the football. Roderick, you're up!

(Someone set a football, unaware that it's the rigged explosive one, down as Roderick groan a bit)

Roderick: I hope I can kick this or coach will kick my ass.

(Roderick rush forward and kick the football...which explode! The audience laugh as we see Roderick blackened before he dissolve into ash)

Coach: Son of a bitch! Are there any real players here?!

(We now see the hosts laugh as they high five one another)

Buster: Heh heh, 6 successful planks. Another episode to you guys.

Lilo: Yep! And Roderick got the bad end of the deal.

Stitch: Ih. Weega like to thank Buster and Babs for helping out in today's episode.

Bunnies: No problem!

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Cream: (to camera) All right, folks. That's it for our episode for today. Tune in for our next episode as we team up with Bart Simpson again to pull pranks on Charles Montgomery Burns.

Lilo: Until next time, have a nice day!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The hosts wave as we fade away, ending the damn episode once more)

Episode 32: Burns to Pay

(We begin this episode outside the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant as we see...Shadow the Hedgehog and Kenny?!)

Shadow: Hey folks, thought you were expecting Lilo and the others, huh? Well, they have taken some time off to spend time with their friends and families so Kenny and I will do the pranks in their place.

Kenny: (mumbling) Right, may as well as we got some kick ass pranks of our own! Woo-hoo!

Shadow: On today's episode, we welcome back an old friend, Bart Simpson!

(The audience applaud as Bart skateboards onto the scene. Once he's done, the boy shake hands with Shadow and Kenny)

Bart: Hey man, too bad Lilo and the others can't make it.

Kenny: (They need the time off.)

Bart: So who's holding the camera?

Shadow: We got a robot doing it. See?

Bart: (looks at the camera) Oh yeah. Okay, let's talk about today's subject.

Shadow: Right. Lilo and her pals pranked Roderick in the past episode, today's episode involve the old, evil and rich typhoon Charles Montgomery Burns...

Kenny: (Or Mr. Burns as he demands to be called.)

Bart: Man, we are so going to kick some ass.

Shadow: Right. We got six pranks so stick around, we're going to do some stuff you normally see Lilo and her pals do.

(The three sneaks into the factory quickly. Bart open a drawer nearby and pulls out a whoopie cushion and a nuclear case)

Bart: The stuff they keep in these things

(The group goes upstairs into Burns's office, the man isn't there. Bart put the whoopie cushion into the seat)

Bart: Heh heh.

(Kenny smirks as he take out a bottle of some pills and put them into Burns' drink)

Kenny: (mumbling) Oh yeah, this will kick ass.

(Shadow pull a lever, revealing a passage to Burns's secret washroom which they enter. First they enter the bathroom where Kenny stole some toilet paper and turn on a nearby sink, stuffing the paper in there.)

Kenny: (Heh heh heh)

(Meanwhile we see Burns returning with Smithers)

Burns: Layabouts, all of them. If it weren't the fact that I need them to keep this damn factory going....

(Burns sat in his chair which gave out a fart sound much to his shock and embarrassment. The audience laughs as Smithers remove a whoopie cushion)

Burns: (angrily) Smithers, what the devil?!

Smithers: Looks like a joke, sir.

Burns: Ugh! I need my coffee.

(Burns drank his coffee from his cup all the way, unaware that Kenny 'poisoned' it. A pause, then the old man begins to yelp in alarm)

Burns: Gah! My ass, I gotta, Smithers, help me!

Smithers: Mr. Burns!

(The audience laughs as Mr. Smithers help Burns up)

Burns: I gotta crap, I can't believe my old age bowels have turned on me!!!

Smithers: Oh sir...

(The hosts take some soap out and quickly drop it on a stairway before leaving the area. Burns and Smithers came in...and slip on some soap, falling down some stairs, making the audience laugh at that.)

Burns: What the devil?!

Smithers: I'm sooooo sorry, sir!

Burns: Shut up and get me to the crapper!!!!

(In a hallway of the factory, the three approach a plant. Bart smirks as he fed it the ooze from the nuclear case)

Bart: Heh heh heh.

Shadow: Good. One more prank to go, and I know what to use.

(Back in the bathroom, the two arrive. Burns gasp as he saw the sink overrunning the bathroom. The villain scream and curse like mad)

Burns: Smithers!!!

Smithers: (yelping) Isn't my fault! I hope.

(Meanwhile, we see Shadow and the hosts going over to some sort of bubble)

Shadow: What's this?

Bart: Homer told me about that. It's an oxygen bubble that Burns uses for protection.

Kenny: (smirks) (Let's see if it protect him from this.)

(Shadow grabs a big rubber thing nearby, tied it to each wall and put the bubble in it, keeping it into place)

Shadow: Heh heh heh. Perfect.

(Near a familiar plant, Burns, shaken up, goes near it with Smithers assuring him)

Smithers: Sir, everything will be fine.

Burns: Right, right, I'll just feed my plant. After all, it's not like it would jump up and attack me, right?

(Burns tries to feed the plant...but it came to life and bite into him like mad, causing the audience to laugh)

Burns: AHHHHHHHH!

Smithers: (gasps) Mr. Burns!

(Smithers fight off the damn place until his boss is freed.)

Burns: (terrified) Bubble, bubble!!!

(Smithers help Burns to the bubbles and got him into it before closing the lid)

Burns: Phew, I am safe n...

(Suddenly the rubber band is set loose causing it to bounce the bubble away, out of the factory and into the sky. Burns scream while the audience laughs while the villains is send flying)

Smithers: (sweatdrop) Damn, I'm going to catch hell for this.

(The hosts, out of hiding, laugh a bit as they high five one another)

Bart: All right, we did it man.

Shadow: Nice ending for an episode. Lilo and her pals would've done the same thing.

Kenny: (Yeah.)

Shadow: Burns is going to feel that one for a while, I hope. Folks, I hope you enjoy our new damn episode. We like to thank Bart for helping out.

Bart: No problem, dude.

(The audience applaud once more)

Shadow: Folks, that's our episode for now. Tune in next time when the Kids Next Door guest-star in an episode to pull pranks on that asshole Benedict Uno AKA Father. Until next time, later.

(The hosts wave as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 33: Operation: Kick Father's Ass

(We fade in to outside a mansion as the narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Folks, it's time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. With your hosts while Lilo and her pals are away, Shadow and Kenny.

(The audience applaud as Shadow and Kenny appear)

Shadow: Hey folks. Lilo and her pals are still on vacation but we're still willing to do some pranks in their presence.

Kenny: (Right, we pull a lot of Mr. Burns in the last episode so we oughta kick some ass in this episode.)

Shadow: First off, we welcome back some old pals of ours, Sector V of the Kids Next Door. Give it up!

(The audience applaud as the Kids Next Door appear, shaking hands and hugging the temps)

Numbuh 2: Man, shame Stitch isn't here.

Kenny: (Awww, he will be back when his vacation is over. Anyway, you ready for some fun?)

Numbuh 3: You bet! Whom we're pranking this time?

Shadow: Nigel's uncle Benedict, AKA Father.

Numbuh 1: He's more of a menace than my uncle.

Shadow: True. Anyway, we are going to be pulling 6 pranks on him in this episode, so this is going to get good.

Numbuh 4: Hell yeah, it is! I cannot wait!

Kenny: (Let's do this crap!)

(The group enter a room. Numbuh 5 search through a drawer and pick up a marker and some glue. She then use the marker onto a picture of himself nearby)

Numbuh 5: Hee hee hee.

(The group enter the kitchen now. Shadow saw some pancakes nearby along with some maple syrup. Taking the glue he switch the jars as well as the labels.)

Shadow: (smirks) Sweet.

(Numbuh 3 picks up a bucket and fill it with water. Now the group leaves the room. Meanwhile, we see Father entering a familiar hallway)

Father: Ugh, things are getting damn annoying thanks to those kids. I...

(Father yelp as he saw his vandalized picture making him scream and curse. The audience laugh at that before the villain clean the said picture off)

Father: I knew it, those kids are at it again! Ugh!

(We now see Kenny picking up a saw as they enter the living room. With a damn smirk, he saw off the villain's chairs a bit while Numbuh 2 mess with the TV antenna)

Numbuh 2: Heh heh heh. This is going to be soooo coool.

(Back inside the kitchen, Father sat down and pour the "maple syrup" on pancakes.)

Father: At least nothing will get in the way of my eating today.

(Father chew a few of the pancakes, but yelp as his fork got stuck in his mouth)

Father: (mumbling) What the hell?!

(The villain scream as he tries to get the fork out while the audience laugh at this. Father explode melting the spoon and glue while he curse madly)

Father: THIS IS WHY I HATE ALL KIDS, INCLUDING THE ONES THAT AREN'T REALLY MY OWN!!!

(Now then, we see the heroes sneaking into the bathroom as Numbuh 5 stole some soap.)

Numbuh 5: Man, oh baby, I can't wait for this episode to end in a hellva kinda way. Heh heh heh.

(We see Father returning to the living room, pissed off)

Father: Ugh. So much for pancakes. At least I can watch my...

(Father gasp in shock as he saw his TV all static like with the antenna messed up)

Father: WHAT THE HELL?!

(The villain rush to the TV itself, screaming and cursing while the audience laugh. Father groans as he fix the antenna before going into his chair)

Father: There, that should...

(Suddenly the villain's chair collapse sending Father backwards onto the floor. The audience laugh as the villain got up, screaming and cursing)

Father: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(We see Numbuh 5 putting the soap onto the floor in a hallway while Numbuh 3 put the bucket of water on top of a doorway)

Shadow: This is going to be sweet.

Kenny: (Hey, I hear the asshole coming.)

(The group hide as Father came out of the living room through the trapped dooe. Suddenly the bucket fell over and cover the villain's head with it and the water)

Father: WHAT THE HELL?!

(The audience laughs a bit. The villain step on the soap and slip through it, landing into a chute nearby, making them laugh more)

Shadow: Out of curiosity, where the hell did that chute goes to?

Numbuh 1: (smirks) The trash.

(Sure enough, we see the trash area with a lot of crap in it as Father falls in through the top of the area and into the garbage, making the audience laugh more)

Father: AHHHHH! AND I JUST GOT CLEANED!!!

(We cut back to the hosts as they laugh themselves)

Numbuh 2: All right, that was cool!

Numbuh 5: Tell me about it.

Shadow: Another episode done. One thing for sure, Father is going to be needing a big bath after this.

Numbuh 1: Don't I know it.

Shadow: (to camera) Folks, we like to thank the Kids Next Door for helping us.

(The audience applaud as the Sector V kids grin)

Numbuh 4: Hell, I can't wait to do it again sometime.

Shadow: We hope so too. (to camera) Join us next time as we and our old pals the Muppets pull pranks on those old men critics Statler and Waldorf. Until next time...

All: Have a good day!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending another episode)

Episode 34: Heckling the Hecklers

(We fade in to inside the Muppet Theater as the narrator spoke out)

Narrator: All right, by popular demand, they are back to kick ass. It's time for Toon Neighbors from Hell! And now your temporarily hosts, Shadow and Kenny!

(The audience applaud as Shadow and Kenny appear)

Shadow: Hey everyone. As you know, Lilo and her pals are still on vacation so we are still filling in. In the last episode as you recall, we dumped that Kids Next Door villain Father into some trash.

Kenny: (Right. We are here to pull some pranks on some critics.)

Shadow: Helping us once more are our old pals, the Muppets. Kermt!

(The audience applaud as Kermit appear)

Kermit: Hi-ho, everyone, I'm glad to be back to help out on this great show.

Shadow: Right. In this episode, we are pulling pranks on the critics who come to the show every night and heckle. They are of course Statler and Waldorf.

Kenny: (Right, old geezers with big mouths. I think that deserves some payback, right?)

Kermit: Not evil but some of their more severe hecklings do called for it.

Shadow: (to camera) Damn it, folks, we are not pulling 8 pranks this time around, so stick around as we get under way.

(The group goes up to the balcony)

Shadow: So this is where those assholes sit every week, huh?

Kermit: That is the case.

Shadow: Good. Got a wrench?

(Kermit nods as he gave a wrench to the host. Shadow take out some springs and put them in the chair, adjusting them a bit)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

(The group now head backstage a bit and grab some anchors, putting them into some pies)

Kermit: Fozzie got something for his act. Which is coming right up!

Fozzie: (appearing) Oh sorry, Kermit, gotta get to my act, doing so sir!

(Fozzie grabs the pies and rush to the stage. We now see Statler and Waldorf sitting in their chairs)

Statler: Another day, another dumb show.

Waldorf: Tell me about it. (notices) Oh, the bear is up.

(Fozzie appears on stage, putting the trapped pies into the cannon)

Fozzie: All right, folks, this is the part where I throw pies at the audience!

Statler: And this is the best part where we take a nap!

Hecklers: HO HO HO HO!

Fozzie: Aww, pay no attention to them.

(Fozzie fires the pies, missing the audience but two of them hit Statler and Waldorf, knocking them both out. The audience laugh a bit)

Fozzie: Wow, they did take a nap!

(The two hecklers woke up)

Statler: What happened?

Waldorf: We got knocked out, that's what. (notices) Hey, I think those Muppets made these chairs into the comfy ones.

Statler: Really? About time! Let's test them out.

(The old jackasses pull the new levers...but got send flying out of the balcony, to the ground below)

Hecklers: AHHHHHH!

(The audience laugh at that as we see the usual group backstage)

Kenny: (Woo-hoo! 2 damn pranks down, 6 to go!)

Kermit: Yeah, looks like we're off to a fresh start.

Kenny: (Okay, any chance we could get those two back here?)

Kermit: Hmmm, I think that can be arranged.

(We now see Shadow grabbing some growth food and then going over to a plant, feeding the stuff to it)

Shadow: Heh heh, wonderful.

(Kenny grab some tacks and put them in two chairs.)

Kenny: (Hee hee hee.)

Shadow: Okay, let's see if Miss Piggy and Gonzo can help us in the next damn four.

(As the two leave, Statler and Waldorf came backstage with Kermit)

Kermit: I assure you two, you won't have any trouble back here.

Statler: Eh, bad enough we have to watch your show in the balcony.

Waldorf: But we gotta watch it back here.

Hecklers: HO HO HO HO!

Kermit: Here's a plant to keep you guys company.

(Kermit gave the trapped plant to Statler as he and Waldorf sat down in chairs. The two kept in alarm as their asses touch the tacks causing them to jump forward. The audience laughs at that)

Statler: Oooh, I knew those income 'tacks' would come back and bite us in the butt!

Waldorf: Leave the jokes to the bear, Statler. What's this plant?

(Suddenly the plant grow and tangle vines around the two, tossing them around playfully before sending them into a wall. The audience laughs)

Statler: (groaning) Apparently a fighting one.

(The two old men groan as they land to the floor with a thud.)

Kermit: (to himself) Well, 4 pranks left to go...

(The group goes inside Miss Piggy's dressing room as the pig was sleeping. With a smirk, Kenny opens the drawer and took out some pearls.)

Kenny: (This oughta kick some ass.)

Shadow: Hmmm, look at this, one of those light things....

(Shadow takes out a bullhorrn and switch it with the light thing.)

Shadow: (smirks) Heh heh heh heh.

(The hosts quickly go out of the dressing room and hid in a wardrobe nearby. Statler and Waldorf came into the dressing room, spotting Piggy asleep.)

Waldorf: The pig's asleep.

Statler: (spots the light thing) Hey, wanna watch me tease her by shining a light on her?

Waldorf: You betcha I want to!

(Statler grabs the horn and press the lever. To his surprise, a noise came out, waking Miss Piggy in the progress)

Miss Piggy: Huh?! (notices) Oh, you two! Bad enough you wanna heckle us but you wanna disturb moi from her beauty sleep?!

Statler: Beauty sleep! Ha, you need a lot of it. Like an eternity.

Miss Piggy: (angrily) How dare you! Hi-yah!!

(Miss Piggy karate chops the two old guys send them flying out of the dressing room and onto the floor. As usual, the audience laughs.)

Statler and Waldorf: Ouch!

(With a smirk, Shadow drops the pearl on Statler as he and Kenny rush off. Miss Piggy came out and gasp in alarm.)

Miss Piggy: My pearls!!!

(Miss Piggy grabs the damn pearls as the old men got up)

Waldorf: Ugh, that hurt...

Miss Piggy: (angrily) Try to steal from me as well?! I will hurt you more!

Statler: (horrified) Wait, don't...

(Miss Piggy angrily beat the hell out of Statler and Waldorf, sending them flying. The audience laughs like mad as Shadow and Kenny came up to Kermit)

Kermit: Well, you got six pranks done, two to go.

Shadow: Right. Looks like we're kicking ass now.

(Now we see Shadow and Kenny entering the dressing room, grabbing string and some cooking oil. With a smirk Kenny then tie one end of the string to the cannon lever with the other to the doorknob. The two left, closing the damn door, while Shadow put a sign that said "Exit" on it.)

Shadow: Heh heh heh. One more prank to set up.

Kenny: (notices) (Look!)

(Shadow and Kenny saw Gonzo juggling knives happily.)

Gonzo: Oh boy, once I'm done with these knives, I will juggle the cannonbals. Juggling dangerously would be a great act.

Shadow: (smirks) And a great prank to us.

(Shadow put the cooking oil stuff onto the cannonballs.)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

(Shadow and Kenny hide as Gonzo takes the cannonballs. Statler and Waldorf show up)

Statler: Juggling. As if the weirdo's acts aren't bad enough.

Waldorf: Well, if he hits him himself, we won't have to see his stupid act!

Hecklerss: Ho ho ho ho ho!

Gonzo: (yelps) Whoa!

(Two of the cannonballs slip from Gonzo's hands as they land on the hecklers, causing them down. Another one drops one a part of the board that the weirdo is on, setting him damn flying. The audience laughs as the hecklers got up)

Statler: Gah! The backstage is more dangerous than I thought! I say we leave!

Waldorf: (notices) There's the exit. Let's go. I got enough cannonballs for one day.

(The two rush to what they think is the exit. Statler opens the door, causing the cannon to go off like hell. Another cannonballs hit the two hecklers, sending them flying through the backstage area and through a wall. The audience laughs as Shadow and Kenny came out with grins)

Shadow: All right, 8 pranks set up and frigging done!

Kermit: I guess you guys have succeeded.

Kenny: (Yep, those damn hecklers should got some payback from us!)

Hecklers's Voices: Ugh...

Shadow: They'll be okay, but they will be wiser than ever.

All: NOT!

(The audience laughs as they applaud)

Shadow: (to camera) Folks, we are done with another episode of Toon Neighbors from us. We like to thank the Muppets for helping us out, unknowingly or no.

Kermt: Gee, thanks to be helping you guys again, I guess.

Kenny: (Join us next time when Sam and Max returns as we help them pull off some damn pranks on those annoying former child stars the Soda Poppers. Until then...)

All: See ya!

(Everyone wave as the audience applaud. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 35: More Than Jerks!

(We fade in to Sam and Max's neighborhood as we hear the usual announcer)

Narrator: Folks, get ready for another damn episode of...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Right! Once again, your temporarily hosts, Shadow and Kenny!

(The audience applaud as Shadow and Kenny appears with smiles)

Shadow: Hey folks. Lilo and her pals are still on their vacation but we got word that they will be back next episode.

(The audience applaud happily)

Kenny: (Right, we did some of their crap so far, including pranking the hecklers Statler and Waldorf. We are now ready to kick some ass.)

Shadow: We now welcome back some more old pals of ours. Sam and Max!

(The audience applaud as Sam and Max appears)

Shadow: Welcome back to the hosts, you two.

Max: I hope this ends badly for the bad guys! I am itching for some pranking!

Sam: You sure are, little buddy.

Shadow: Right, let's show the folks whom we're dealing with now.

(We see three pictures of the Soda Poppers)

Sam: The Soda Poppers, annoying child stars turned devil prince turn assholes.

Max: Soon they will be turned...into mud! Hee hee hee.

Kenny: (Right, we are pulling eight pranks on them today. We will pull 2 on each one, making that six.)

Shadow: Then damn it, we will pull the last two on them altogether.

Max: All right!

Shadow: Folks, stay with us, because we're about to do some prank giving. They are in this neighborhood somewhere so let's fish them out, shall we?

Sam: Yeah, we shall!

(We see the heroes spying on Specs who is spray painting)

Max: Foolish ass, does he not remember the last time?!

(Specs pause and put his glasses down for a moment. Shadow grab them and quickly spray paint them before putting them back)

Shadow: Watch this.

(Shadow rush to a nearby sewer lid and open it. Specs put his glasses on and yelp)

Specs: Gah! I can't see!

(Specs rush around blindly then fell into the opened sewer hole. The audience laugh at that.)

Max: All right, sweet! Allow me to take the next prank!

(Max grab some rope, tying one end to a bus and put the other in a loop near the sewer hole.)

Max: Hee hee hee.

(Max hid as Specs, glasses cleaned, climb out of the sewer hole, his hand unknowingly goes into the lioop.)

Specs: Ick! I got messed up! And I just cleaned these clothes!

(Suddenly the damn bus drove off as the rope grabs Specs, making him as he got dragged away like mad. The audience laughs again)

Shadow: (smirks) Good work, Max.

Max: I called them as I see them, Shadow!

Kenny: (Kick ass! Six more pranks to go. Now for Peepers!)

(We now see the group entering a store (not Bosco's) as they see Peepers trying to get some coffee)

Peepers: Damn machine, never works.

Shadow: Well, how shall we get vengeance on Peepers this time?

Sam: I got an idea.

(Peepers leaves to get something. Sam meanwhile goes to the coffee maker while grabbing a wrench. He smells with it quickly)

Sam: Heh heh heh heh.

(The group sneak over and grab some TNT)

Kenny: (I love this damn country!)

Max: Me too, what a coincidence!

(Peepers goes back to the machine and try to get some coffee, but the machine squirt hot stuff onto him, causing the asshole to scream and the audience to laugh.)

Peepers: AHHHHHHH!

(Peeper groans as he quickly head to the stand to buy a hot dog. Shadow, grabbing some matches, lit the TNT and switch a hot dog with it)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

(The store owner take a TNT unknowingly and put it in a damn bun which he sold to Peepers)

Peepers: Hmmmm, this hot dog is going to be a big bang.

(Suddenly an explosion occurred as we now see Peepers covered in ash, coughing before falling to the store floor. The audience laugh)

Sam: All right, looks like 4 pranks to go.

Shadow: Right. Next up, that damn ass Whizzer.

(At a cafe, the group saw Whizzer getting a lunch and such)

Sam: Okay, there's the next part of the Soda Poppers. Look, they're serving tomatoes.

Shadow: Right, it makes him take a crap for a long time. Gives me one hell of an idea. Heh heh heh.

(Shadow grabs a bottle of ketchup and sneak over to where Whizzer has left his lunch tempoarily. The hedgehog squirt the same stuff inside the burger)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

Kenny: (Hey, I found a damn cherry bomb.)

(Kenny picks up a cherry bomb nearby)

Sam: You up for some explosive diarreha, little buddy.

Max: (smirks) Hell yeah.

(The group goes into the bathroom as Whizzer returns to eat his lunch)

Whizzer: Oh boy, time to eat!

(Whizzer eats his burger very fast then smiles a bit)

Whizzer: Ah, that was...

(Whizzer yelps as he begins to hold himself)

Whizzer: Gah! I knew I have ate too much! Time out for number 2!!!!

(The audience laughs as Whizzer rush into the bathroom, going into a stall. Inside there, Max takes the cherry bomb from Kenny and flush it down the toilet)

Max: Banzai!

(The group rush out of the bathroom. Suddenly the toilets throughout the place explode as Whizzer got send exploding out of the bathroom stall he's in. The audience laugh at that as we see the hosts)

Sam: All right, good work, little buddy.

Max: Time it's time we really kick some ass!

Shadow: Right. The last two pranks we will pull on them together.

Kenny: (Woo-hoo!)

(We see the Soda Poppers, bruised up and together)

Specs: Were you pranked as well?

Whizzer: I know, ouch! I say we gotta get away from this damn city.

Peepers: I agree!

Specs: I got the three tickets to out of town.

(We see the hosts watching)

Shadow: (quietly) Okay, who's up for some beaten up soda jerks?

Max: Me me, oh me!

(Kenny hold up some tickets)

Kenny: (Thank God we stop by that ticket booth. Now let's see get some mud onto these boobs.)

(Sam nods as he take out a device and slide it very fast near the Soda Poppers. Whizzer step on it and suddenly it explode, sending mud all over the three. The audience laugh at that.)

Sam: One of the Geek's best inventions yet! A Mud Bomb.

Specs: Gah! I just got this uniform cleaned!

Peepers: We gotta get cleaned up or we'll missed our bus!

Whizzer: (notices) A cleaning place is nearby. Sweet!

(The Soda Poppers enter the place, followed by the quiet hosts. We see them cleaning their outfits.)

Shadow: (quietly) Now for the next part.

(Shadow took the tickets from Kenny and quickly grab some clothes nearby. He switch the Soda Poppers' usual clothes with the new ones as well as the damn tickets.)

Shadow: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(A while later, we see the Soda Poppers in their new outfits, unknown to them, that look like KKK ones at the bus station.)

Peepers: Hey Specs, are you sure these are our outfits? They look different.

Specs: They got changed in the wash, okay?! Come on, let's get on the bus. We're at Gate KA.

(The jerks got on the mentioned bus that drove away with them on it. Inside, the Soda Poppers notice that they are surrounded by glaring pissed off African American people)

Whzizer: (uneasily) Why are these guys looking at us?

African American man: Damn it, man! It's the f**king KKK!

African American man 2: Kill those mother f**kers!

(We hear beating up noises inside the bus as well as the Soda Poppers' scream. The audience laugh at that in triumph)

Max: Sweet, sounds of assholes getting beaten up! Music to my ears!

Shadow: Same here. (to camera) Folks, looks like the Soda Poppers got what's coming to them.

Kenny: (Hell yeah! Nothing is more violent than pissed off African Americans...but there are some higher.)

Shadow: We like to thank Sam and Max for helping us out in this episode.

Sam: No problem.

Max: We love to kick ass and forget names.

(The audience applaud as Shadow speaks.)

Shadow: That's our episode for now. Lilo and her pals should be coming back in the next episode where we go after that St. Canard creep Negaduck. Until next time....

All: Later, assholes!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud some more. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 36: The Return of Lilo and Friends

(We cut to in front of Negaduck's hideout as we hear the usual narrator voice)

Narrator: Hey folks, if you like peace, friendship and all that damn crap, go watch another frigging show! But if you like bullies, pranks, etc., you came to the right place! Time for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Now returning after a while of vacation, welcome back Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud wildly as the mentioned four came in front of the camera laughing and waving)

Lilo: Hey folks, did you miss us?

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Cream: That's great! We know Shadow and Kenny kept you all company playing pranks while we were gone, their last one are on those mean Soda Poppers.

Stitch: Ih, now we came back, time for us to play pranks on another stupid head.

Lilo: Joining us in this episode is a special girl, the adopted daughter of Drake Mallard, Gosalyn! Give it up!

(The audience applaud as we see the say girl coming, hugging and shaking hands with the hosts)

Gosalyn: Thanks for having me on your show, guys, welcome back!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Gosalyn, great to be having you for the first time. Let's tell the folks on whom we're pranking today, shall we?

Gosalyn: Right. This bum is none other than Negaduck, my d...I mean Darkwing Duck's evil self who cause trouble whom the good guy has beaten down before.

Cream: Time for our turn!

Stitch: Ih, weega are going to kick ass with 8 cool pranks!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Right, with Gosalyn's help so stick around, folks. We're going to do stuff!

(We see the heroes sneaking into the hideout as they see Negaduck doing exercises)

Lilo: (quietly) Negaduck, exercising? This oughta be crap.

Stitch: Ih, but fun for us.

(Cream pick up some extra strings and a snake from a cage nearby. They wait for the villain who went into the kitchen for a moment. She put the springs into the tambourine and switch the damn snake with the rope)

Cream: Heh heh heh heh.

(Lilo grab some superglue nearby and quickly goes into the bathroom. She put glue right into the toilet lid)

Lilo: (smirks) I love this damn joke.

Stitch: So does Stitch!

(Cheese open a cabinet and got out some laxactives before the group left. Negaduck begin return)

Negaduck: Time for me to do my godf**king exercises before I begin my plan to destroy Darkwing Duck.

(Negaduck jumps onto the tambourine and bounce on it...too high as the villain goes flying right into the ceiling, crashing into it. The audience laughs as the villain fell to the ground)

Negaduck: OUCH!

(Negaduck got up, jumping around cursing like mad. He calm down and grab the "rope" and begins to jump rope...but the snake attacks him, squeezing the villain like mad causing him to gasp for air. Once it let go and leaves, Negaduck jump around and curse like mad as the audience laughs at his misfortune)

Negaudkc: (frowns) Awww, crap.

(Inside the kitchen, Cheese smirks as he put the laxactives into Negaduck's soda. Gosalyn raid a drawer, getting out a rubber punching bag, marbles and some material)

Gosalyn: This stuff look neat.

(The group leaves the kitchen and into a hallway. Gosalyn drop some marbles into the hallway before the group goes into the weapons room, spotting some weapons and a dummy of Darkwing Duck)

Lilo: Very interesting stuff, Negay got.

Stitch: Ih, let's use them to our advantage!

(Gosalyn quickly use the materials on the rubber dummy, then blow it up to make it look like Darkwing Duck. Then she switch the rubber dummy with the regular one)

Gosalyn: Heh heh heh.

(Back inside the kitchen, Negaduck enter and drank some soda. The villain then yelp in alarm)

Negaduck: Gah! I gotta go crap!!!!

(The audience laugh as Negaduck run out of the kitchen. The villain heads towards the bathroom but trip over the marbles and land on the floor. The audience laughs as Negaduck got up and curse like mad)

Negaduck: Damn, damn, frigging damn it!!!!!!

(Meanwhile Lilo is seen grabbing a damn saw as she and her friends goes into a living room. Cream removes a mirror as she saw a damn hole in the wall behind it. Stitch removes the mirror from the frame before putting the latter around the new hole.)

Gosalyn: Heh heh, time to call in dad for a favor.

(Gosalyn, getting a cellphone out, calls a number as she speak into the said cellphone)

Gosalyn: Hey dad? Remember when you say you were chasing Negaduck for his latest crime? Yeah, I know you told me to stay out of it but you will love this crap.

(Back in the bathroom, Negaduck is on the toilet, doing his business.)

Negaduck: Ugh, that's better...

(Negaduck tries to get up but is stuck, much to his shock and anger)

Negaduck: What the hell?!

(The audience laughs as the villain tries to move. Finally he got unstuck though fell to the floor in the progress. Negaduck got up and curse like hell)

Negaduck: That does it, I'm taking my anger out on that Darkwing dummy I have made!!!

(Back in the living room, the gang goes into the other door. Lilo and Cream picks up a broom and put it near 'fireman' level.)

Cream: Hee hee. This oughta be fun.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Negaduck returns to the weapon room and grab a cannon, smirking at the dummy, unaware of what it really is)

Negaduck: Take this, asshole!

(Negaduck shot a cannonball at the dummy, but the rubber bounce back send that thing back at the villain send him crashing into the wall. The audience laughs harder at that.)

Negaduck: OUCH! DAMN IT!

(We see Negaduck sitting in his chair a while later, looking annoyed)

Negaduck: Ugh, stupid pranks. What else can go wrong today?

(Negaduck looks up and saw what looks like Darkwing Duck in the mirror, unaware of the newly made hole and such)

Negaduck: (smirks) Try to sneak up behind me, Dark ass?!

(Negaduck grab a gun and fire behind him. To his shock, Darkwing, who is revealed to be real, use his own weapon to hit a boxing glove into him causing the audience to laugh)

Darkwing: Gotcha now, Negaduck!

Negaduck: (groaning) You will never catch me!

(Negaduck, out of the damn chair, rush to the door and open it. He's about to leave through it but hit his dick on the broomstick that, unknown to him, is in his way. The audience laughs again as the villain fell to the ground in pain)

Negaduck: Ouuuuuuuuuuuch!

(The hosts, outside the building, laugh as they high five one another)

Lilo: All right, 8 damn pranks done!

Stitch: Ih, cooool!

Gosalyn: Great way to start back your return, huh?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience cheer)

Cream: (to camera) Folks, we are done with another episode and just in time for the New Year. We like to thank Gosalyn for helping us out.

Gosalyn: (smiles) No problem!

Lilo: We are done for now, folks, Negaduck is going to get his ass taken in by D.W. now.

Stitch: Yeah!

Lilo: Join us next time when we pull pranks on those cheating trackers Dastardly and Muttley. Until next time, see ya!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending yet another goddamn episode)

Episode 37: Lilo and Friends' Villain Hunt

(We cut to inside an ark as the usual narrator spoke)

Narrator: Welcome to the year 2010 and another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Damn it, welcome back your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode where we take down the villains, creeps, etc. and not bother taking names.

Cream: This is great! We took down Negaduck in our last episode and now we're ready to do some two villain ass kicking.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Stitch: Helping us in this episode, from "Yogi's Treasure Hunt", Yogi and his pals!

(The audience applaud as we see Yogi himself nearby waving. Some Hanna-Barbera stars pass by, waving)

Yogi: Hey hey, everyone. I'm ready to help ya in this episode as is everyone else here.

Lilo: Good. (to camera) Folks, the bullies we will be pranking are none other than those cheating, disgusting and nasty creeps Dick Dastardly and his mutt Muttley.

Stitch: Cheating assholes!

Yogi: I agree. So how about we pull pranks on them to get even?

Cream: That's the plan! 8 as usual!

Boo-Boo: (appearing) Almost there, Yogi.

Lilo: (to camera) Good, get ready before the ass kicking will soon begin!!!

(The ark lands near where Dick and Muttley are at as the crew got out. Lilo and her friends enter first and found the two villains working on their machine)

Dick: Come on, Muttley, I don't got all day!

Muttley: (growling)

(Muttlye put down his oil can as he leaves.)

Cream: (smirks) Idea time.

(Cream grab some gum and stuff it into one end of the oil can, before putting it down)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: This is going to kick ass.

(Cream grabs a marker and some marbles. With a smirk, she drop them on the floor before the gang left)

Cream: Oh yeah, this is going to be so damn funny.

(Muttley, getting back to work, grab the oil can and tries to use it, but it's jammed. The dog confused look at the end and hit it, causing a bubble to be blown like hell. A few minutes later and it explode, sending oil all over Muttley. The audience laugh as the dog curse and yell.)

Dick's Voice: What's wrong, Muttley?

(Dick comes into the room but slip on the marbles on the floor causing him to yell as he land on the floor. The audience laughs as Dick got up and curse angrily)

Dick: Damn, damn, damn it all!

(Muttley snicker at this in amusement)

Dick: Shut up!

(We see Lilo whistling while messing around with Dick's picture.)

Lilo: Hee hee.

(We see Huckleberry taking out a stick of automatic TNT and white paint along with some other crap. He now made a fake bone before putting it down)

Huckleberry: Shucks, this is going to hurt big time.

Cream: We know!

(Stitch picks up a huge pipe and some rope)

Quick Draw: Whatcha going to do with that?

Stitch: (smirks) Hell.

(The group leaves the room. Stitch ties one end of the rope to the door and the other to the big pipe, then get it on top of the door)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Boo-Boo pick up some fly paper and look at it)

Boo-Boo: Looks like a perfect idea for a prank, Yogi.

Yogi: Looks like it, Boo-Boo.

(In the previous room, Dick and Muttley returns. The human gasp in shock as he saw his own picture vandalized causing him to curse and scream. The audience laughs at this.)

Dick: Drat, drat, double drat!!!!

(Dick growls as he tries to clean up the picture. Muttley, spotting the "bone", begins to chew on it. Suddenly it explodes on both the villains. The audience frigging laugh as the two are covered in ash)

Dick: Damn it, Muttley, this is your fault!

Muttley: Grrrrrrrr!

(We see Yogi putting down the fly paper on some steps)

Yogi: (grins) I'm smarting than the average bear. Hee hee hee.

(We see Stitch, digging a hole at the bottom of the steps, finishing)

Stitch: Stitch's done!

Lilo: All right, time to mess with those assholes' cars.

Snagglepuss: That would be interesting, crazy even!

Cream: (to herself) Yep, he's gay.

(The group quickly goes over to the garage. Meanwhile we see the annoyed vilalin pair still inside the house)

Dick: I will punish you later, Muttley. Right now, we got a race to cheat!

Muttley: (growl)

(Dick opens the door to go outside but this cause the huge pipe to go swinging at the villain, hitting him and sending his ass to the ground. The audience laughs as did Muttley. But the dog step on the fly paper, getting caught and tripping down the damn stairs. He yelp as he fell into the new hole at the bottom. The audience laugh as Dick and Muttley yell and curse. Inside the garage....)

Stitch: (smirks) Damn cursing and humiliation. Music to Stitch's ear. 2 more pranks to go.

(Stitch pulls out two whoopie cushions and put them in the damn chairs. We see Yogi messing around with the inside of the car before closing the lid)

Yogi: Well, things oughta get interesting. Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Right. The last two pranks are set up. Time to leave and watch the hiliarity unfold!

(The group left quickly. Dick and Muttley came back, both pissed off)

Dick: Ugh! I don't have time for these tricks. Time we get our race car ready!

Muttley: (growl in agreement)

(The two villains got into their race car and suddenly farting noises are heard upon them sitting down. Dick and Muttley look shocked and embarrassed while the audience laugh at them. The two took out the cushions)

Dick: Drat, drat, and double drat!!!! I hate this trick! Muttley, get us out of here.

(Muttley nods as he push a button. Without warning, the two villains are send flying out of the car and crashing through the roof. The audience laugh at them as they are send flying into the sky before they came to the ground crashing)

Dick's Voice: Damn it, Muttley, this is your butt!

(Muttley is heard groaning. Lilo's group and the guest stars laugh in amusement)

Boo-Boo: Gee, looks like Dick and Muttley aren't happy at this, Yogi.

Yogi: Good! We don't want them to.

Lilo: What fine 8 pranks we pulled. Yogi, Boo-Boo and pals, thanks for helping us out.

Huckleberry: Shucks, thanks.

Quick Draw: No problem!

Cream: Yeah, we kicked some ass today and Dick and Muttley got pranked big time.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, our episode is done for now. In our next episode, Spider-Man and his friend Mary-Jane Watson help us in pulling pranks on that Marvel creep Norman Osborn. Until next time....

Stitch: (waving) Bye!

(Everyone waves as the audience cheer like hell. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 38: Dark Reign: Toon Neighbors from Hell style!

(We cut to in front of the Avengers Tower as the usual narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Hey folks, prepare yourselves for an ass kicking that the bullies, creeps, etc. are about to receive. Get ready for...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Now your hosts, Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the said hosts appearing)

Lilo: Welcome back, folks! Hope you didn't miss us pranking the hell out of Dastardly and Muttley.

Stitch: If so, catch it on rerun!

Cream: We are preparing to deal 8 pranks to yet another creep who has been causing trouble.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Helping us today are two people you're familiar with. Say hello to two old pals of ours, Spider-Man and Mary-Jane Watson!

(We see the audience cheering as Spider-Man appear, holding Mary-Jane)

Mary Jane: (giggle quietly) Peter...

Cream: Welcome back to the show, Spidey.

Spider-Man: Thanks! To be honest, I have been thrilled to be pranking Os-dork for years.

Stitch: Ih. This episode has us going to be pranking that Marvel villain and so-called world hero Norman Osborn AKA the Green Goblin AKA the Iron Patriot.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Time for us to make Osborn's life a living hell.

Mary Jane: Neat!

Cream: (to camera) Stick around, damn it, folks. You do not want to miss this!

(The group sneak through the place doesn't H.A.M.M.E.R. men and into Osborn's office. Lilo smirk as she grab some tools nearby then use a wrench on Osborn's chair)

Lilo: Heh heh, this is going to be good.

Mary Jane: Not as good as this classic trick.

(Mary Jane drop a whoopie cushion in the chair)

Stitch: Classic! Heh heh heh.

Spider-Man: Come on, let's get going.

(The group leave though Lilo grabs a marker on the way out. She quickly vandalized a picture of Norman Osborn)

Lilo: Heh heh, kick ass.

(The group now enter a science lab. Cream grab some unstable stuff and pour it into some sort of equipment, she then pour some other crap in it)

Cream: Wait until Os-jerk get a load of this.

(Meanwhile we see Osborn returning to his office)

Osborn: With the Siege getting closer, I'm best to get my ass prepared.

(Osborn meanwhile sat in his chair, causing a big fart. The villain yelp as the audience laugh at this. He remove the thing, much to his annoyance)

Osborn: Who the hell did...

(Suddenly the chair collapse sending Osborn to the floor. The audience laughs like mad at that as the villain got up and curse some more)

Osborn: I bet Spider-Man did this. Damn you, wall-crawling damn pest!!!!!

(Now we see our heroes outside the building, grabbing a big stick and some rope before returning to the inside of the place. They tie the stick itself to a broom lie down nearby as the janitor is walking)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Spider-Man: (on the ceiling) How about I give Osborn something sticky to drink? Heh heh heh.

(Spider-Man goes to a coffee machine nearby and drop his web cartridge in Osborn's cup)

Spider-Man: Heh heh heh. Ain't I a stinker?

Mary Jane: (rolls eyes) Spidey...

Cream: All right, time to set up the next frigging damn pranks!

(We see Osborn leaving his office with a bruise back)

Osborn: Ugh...my back. What else can...

(Osborn gasp as he saw his picture vandalized, causing him to jump around and curse while the audience laughs. The villain groans as he fix the picture before going into the lab)

Osborn: Let's see how this new formula is working.

(Osborn drop some chemicals into a formula that Lilo's group has sabotaged earlier, unknown to him. Suddenly it explode, causing the villain to get covered in damn mess. He curse and scream as the audience laugh once more)

Osborn: Damn it to hell!!!!!!!

(We see the heroes inside the vault where the Iron Patriot suit is at)

Spider-Man: Two more pranks and I got an idea.

(Cream grab a wrench and mess with the suit of Iron Patriot's rockets. Then she took some super glue and such)

Cream: Heh heh, we know that asshole has major cups of coffee.

(We see Osborn in the lobby, looking annoyed as he clean off the mess off of himself)

Osborn: These pranks are crimes against America! (notices) And you, get back to work!

Janitor: All right, all right!

(The janitor grabs the broom and use it, but the extra end hit Osborn in the balls causing the bastard to scream in pain while the audience laughs)

Osborn: OUUUUUUUUCH!

(Osborn groans as he yell at the janitor who rush off. Then the villain grab the cup of coffee, unaware of what Spider-Man did to it)

Osborn: I need my cup of coffee to rela...

(Suddenly the web cartridge inside the coffee cup explode, sending webs all over Osborn. The villain scream as his men goes to help him. The audience laugh some more)

Osborn: Damn you, Spider-Man! That's it, your ass is kicked for this!!!

(We see the heroes in hiding, smiling devilishly)

Mary Jane: Osborn is going to get what's coming to him further.

Stitch: Heh heh, this is going to be sweet.

(Now Osborn appears, getting into his damn Iron Patriot outfit)

Iron Patriot: I don't give a damn what the American people say. Spider-Man is dead!

(Iron Patriot activate his engines but suddenly he end up crashing throughout the room and into the building, unable to stop himself as he hit himself on a lot of damn stuff. Soon he crash into a big room groaning as the audience laughs heartily)

Iron Patriot: Damn it, my engines are shot! (yelps) And I gotta piss! Oooh, ooh!

(Iron Patriot tries to get the suit off but it's glued on tight)

Iron Patriot: No! I'm stuck! Help, damn it!

(The men rush over to help get Osborn out of the suit. The villain scream as the attempts goes on)

Iron Patriot: AHHHHHH! I PISSED MYSELF!!!!

(The soldiers groan as the audience laugh some more at that. We cut to the hosts (who got outside safely) as they laugh with their friends)

Spider-Man: Well, looks like we one-up on Osborn today, eh?

Mary Jane: You betcha.

Lilo: Got to say, people say it's damn hard to pull a prank on that sinister goblin, but we proved them wrong.

Stitch: Ih!

Cream: (to camera) Folks, our episode for this season is done and what a bad ass one it is! We like to thank Spider-Man and Mary-Jane Watson for helping us!

Spider-Man: Your welcome from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

(The audience claps for this)

Lilo: Folks, we're outta time for now. Join us next time when we pull pranks on that bitch of a witch, Maleficent.

Cream: Looks like hard ass to me.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Until then, have a nice time!

(The audience applaud some more as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 39: Pranking Beauty

(We fade to the outside of Maleficent's castle as the usual announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Time once again for "Toon Neighbors from Hell", the show where your hosts pull damn pranks on your enemies and you get to enjoy them! Now please welcome Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Okay, is the camera steady, Kenny?

Kenny: (V.O.) (What do you mean?)

Stitch: Nice. Hey folks, welcome back to our kick ass show where we get revenge on the bullies and stupid heads over the years.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: In our last episode, we reign hell on that jerk with the multi-personality disorder, Norman Osborn. Now we are going to be dealing with a harder target: Maleficent.

Lilo: Maleficent began her evil in "Sleeping Beauty", then begin a bigger menace in the Kingdom Hearts game. Difficult to prank? Maybe, but it would be fun, fun, fun to do!

Stitch: Ih. let's show bitch not to get on people's nerves!

Lilo: We have updated the number of frigging cool pranks to 10, so this is going to be a keeper.

Cream: Watch folks as the hilarity begins to unfold, big time!

(The heroes sneak through the palace and into the kitchen. Stitch smirks as he took some slime from a bucket while Lilo took some spikes from a drawer)

Lilo: Oh yeah, this is going to be good.

(Now the group leave the kitchen. While they head up some stairs, Stitch smirks as he rub the slime onto the damn steps)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group, reaching the top of the stairs, enter a room of magic. Cream grab a potion that make stuff explode and an unstable crystal.)

Cream: These stuff can come in handy.

(The heroes goes down the other steps arriving in the throne room where a sleeping goon is at. Cream switch his drink with a damn potion.)

Cream: Heh heh heh.

(Cream now switch a crystal near Maleficent's throne with the unstable one while Stitch put the spikes in the witch's chair)

Stitch: Sweet!

(Meanwhile we see the evil witch in general entering a familiar hallway)

Maleficent: Let's see what evil I will do today, hmmm?

(Maleficent came down the steps. However she slip on the slime causing her to fall down the steps fast. The audience laughs as she land on the bottom)

Maleficent: Ouch! Damn it!

(Back in the throne room, Lilo open a chest, getting out some sort of hole nearby)

Lilo: This oughta be cool.

Stitch: Let's go. Witch is coming.

(The group quickly leaves. As Maleficent enter, the goon woke up and drank the potion, unknowingly. The witch frowns as she goes to her throne)

Maleficent: Idiots, fools, how hard they neglect to not dirty up the stairs?!

(Maleficent sat in the frigging throne, only to sat on the spikes causing her to scream in pain while getting up. The audience laugh at that of course)

Maleficent: DAMN IT, OUCH!!!!!

(Now then, we see Lilo planting the hole onto the floor then move a spiked plant near it.)

Lilo: Hee hee. This is going to be so damn cool.

(The group goes to the dungeon part and into a cell. Stitch smirks as he climb up a wall and mess with some chains, putting some on the ceiling.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group goes into the kitchen part as they found some sort of damn oven)

Cream: Must be the castle version of an oven.

(Lilo raid a cabinet and found a devil's egg, putting it into the oven, starting the thing)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Back in the throne room, Maleficent removes the spikes in annoyance)

Maleficent: Idiots! I will kill them later!

(Maleficent pick up the crystal, smirking evilly)

Maleficent: This crystal will be of use to me. Soon all will....

(Suddenly the crystal explodes, causing the audience to laugh. The witch is cover in ashes, making her pissed off)

Maleficent: Damn it!!!

(Angrily, Maleficent hit the nearby goon with her staff but suddenly he explode, covering Maleficent with the same ash from before. The audience laughs hard at this as the woman scream in fury)

Maleficent: Who did this?! Who?!

(The heroes goes outside the castle and find a sad tied up goat outside)

Cream: Awww, poor little goat. He must've gotten tied up and abused.

(Lilo nods a carriage that is filled with spikes, metals and such that is tied up. The girl smirk)

Lilo: Hell, I got an idea for the final two pranks, which will be combined.

(We see Maleficent leaving the throne room, cleaning herself off)

Maleficent: When I get my hands on the ones who dare...

(Maleficent didn't notice the hole until she fell right in. The audience laughs at that. Soon the spiked plant fell in after her)

Maleficent's Voice: OUCH!!!

(The audience laughs harder at that as Maleficent came out of the damn hole)

Maleficent: (scowling) Damn, damn, damn, damn!!!!

(A while later, Maleficent is out of the hole, looking pissed off as she enter a cell)

Maleficent: Ingrates.

(Maleficent look at the chains and pull the one that was tampered with. Suddenly, the ceiling cave in, dropping a lot of damn rocks on her. The audience laugh at that as the witch got up, screaming and cursing.)

Maleficent: Wait until I get my hands on the fools who keep doing this to me!!!

(Maleficent heads to the kitchen, then gasp in horror as she saw the oven a complete mess. The witch came over and curse/scream some more as the audience laugh. A while later, a pissed off Maleficent came outside while fuming)

Maleficent: It would take forever to clean out that damn mess in the kitchen. (stops) The fools would pay dearly for this, that I...

(Maleficent however didn't saw the goat, now freed, smirking as it charge at her, butting the witch in the ass and sending her into the carriage with spikes and such. The audience laughs as Maleficent scream. Suddenly the carriage, no longer tied up, begins to move forward like mad out of the castle. Suddenly, it stops by a bunch of damn rocks and it dump all the stuff and Maleficent over a cliff)

Maleficent: AHHHHHHHH!

(Some crashing noises are heard along with laughter from the audience. We cut to the hosts as they laugh happily)

Lilo: Oh yeah! We kicked ass!

Stitch: Ih, weega pranked Maleficent big time.

Cream: Yep, I gotta say, 10 pranks done and 1 bruised and miserable bitch.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience laughs as they applaud the hosts)

Lilo: Folks, we are done for now but join us next time when we hit Mr. Potter from 'It's A Wonderful Life'. Until then...

All: Have fun!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 40: It's A Wonderful Prank Giving

(We cut to outside a bank in Bedford Falls as it is snowing. We hear the narrators)

Narrator: Folks, if you're me, there are some assholes whom you wish to punish in this life. In that case, welcome to another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Hell yeah! Now your hostesses, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the said hosts appearing, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, last time if you recall, we pulled out 10 pranks on Maleficent.

Stitch: Ih, weega are back to pull 10 again on another bully.

Cream: We are in Bedford Falls where the movie 'It's A Wonderful Life' took place in.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Yep. Today's episode, we are going to pull fast ones on that wheelchair riding meanie, Mr. Potter.

Lilo: In the movie, Mr. Potter has done a lot of evil deeds for money, even steal the $8,000 money that was meant as a loan from George and Uncle Billy in attempt to take them down. No justice has been given onto the bastard.

Stitch: Well, until now! Weega, like we said are going to pulled 10 pranks on the wheelchair wielding dickhead.

Lilo: Right so stick around as the party begins!

(The group goes into the bank. Lilo grabs some hot coffee and a bucket of water. Stitch grab a marker nearby and vandalized a portrait of Mr. Potter)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group sneaks into Mr. Potter's office. Cream dump the water onto the floor while Lilo put the coffee onto a newspaper on the asshole's desk)

Lilo: Oh yeah, this is going to kick ass.

Cream: Same here.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cream open the desk and put in a mousetrap into the damn thing.)

Cream: Hee hee, is this damn cool or what?

Stitch: Both!

(The group goes into the next room. Meanwhile Mr. Potter enters the bank)

Mr. Potter: Heh, another day, an...

(Mr. Potter notices his drawing has been vandalized much to his shock. The villain screams angrily as the audience laughs at this.)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHH!!!! (breaths in and out) Someone fixed this portrait!!!!

(Mr. Potter enter his office, not noticing the water on the floor until his wheelchair slip on it, causing it to go out of control and for him to fall down. The audience laughs once more)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME UP! DAMN IT, SOMEONE HELP ME UP!!!

(An employee rush in to help Mr. Potter and his wheelchair up, the creep looks annoyed)

Mr. Potter: Damn it!

(Cut back to the hosts as they find some sort of laser system blocking off the vault.)

Lilo: Hmmm, looks like even Bedford Falls can adapt to the times.

(Stitch grabs a toolbox nearby while fiddling with the equipment, shutting the damn thing off. The group heads into the vault and to some of the boxes.)

Lilo: Let's see if the creep would love it when he himself get hits in the damn groin.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Back in the office, Mr. Potter groans as he goes to his desk and open it.)

Mr. Potter: It's in here somewhere...

(Mr. Potter reach into his desk then scream in alarm. The villain curse as his hand is covered in damn mouse traps. The audience laughs at that. While the wheelchair man tries to get the mousetrap, he pull on the newspaper, causing the coffee to spill right on him. The audience laughs more as the hot coffee burned Mr. Potter)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Back at the vault, Lilo's group leaves as Stitch reset the laser system.)

Cream: I can hear Mr. Potter screaming his ass off. 4 pranks down, only 6 more to go.

(The group hid in a closet while Mr. Potter, burned and injured appears, turning the system off while going into the vault.)

Mr. Potter: I just hope my money can keep my mind off my damn injuries! For the love of...

(Stitch smirks as he fiddles with the equipment turning it back on before the alien and the group head off. At the front, the group took a check from nearby)

Cream: Hmmm, this one is a check for Mr. Potter for $1,000,000 dollars.

(Cream smirks as she put a check in a bucket near a kid who is cutting things up happily. Now the group goes over to a door with a sign that said, 'Do not enter. Stairs are missing'. Stitch grabs the sign and quickly draw on it to say, 'Instant Lottery room. All wheelchairs people welcome'. The alien put the damn sign back)

Stitch: Heh heh.

(Back in the vault, Mr. Potter opens a box and take some damn stuff out of it. He shove it into the wall, causing the box near his groin to hit him down there, hard. This cause the audience to laugh as the villain scream in pain)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHHH!

(Mr. Potter groans as he tries to wheel out of the vault. However the creep ends up in the path of the lasers, much to his shock upon noticing)

Mr. Potter: What the hell?!

(Suddenly Mr. Potter is zapped by a lot of lasers like mad. The audience laughs some more as he came out, coughing out smoke while looking annoyed)

Mr. Potter: (coughing) Who is the wise ass?!

(We now see the hosts going near a drink that is labeled 'Mr. Potter'. Lilo open up a drawer and take out a bottle of ipecac before pouring the stuff into the creep's drink)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. This is going to kick some ass. Now for the final part of our show...

(Lilo takes out a cellphone and dials a number. She waits a moment until the girl got an answer)

Lilo: Hey, Mr. Bailey? Remember that $8,000 that Uncle Billy has lost that one Christmas? Well, I think I know what happened to it...

(At the front, Mr. Potter, recovered, groans a bit as he arrives)

Mr. Potter: What the hell is going on with me? It's like God has turn my life into a living hell...

(Mr. Potter gasp in shock as he saw the kid cutting off the check)

Mr. Potter: Hey, you little bastard! (grabs kid) You cut up my check for $1,000,000! I oughta...

Voice: Hey!

(Mr. Potter turns and saw a pissed off big man nearby)

Man: You tried to grab my boy!!!!

Mr. Potter: (nervously) Wait, wait, it isn't what...

(The man grabs Mr. Potter and beat him up senselessly, causing the audience to laugh. The man himself toss the creep back into the wheelchair and push him into a wall hard before he and his son storms off.)

Mr. Potter: Ugh. Can anything go right with me today?

(Mr. Potter spots a door that has a sign that said, ''Instant Lottery room. All wheelchairs people welcome')

Mr. Potter: (grins) All right, I didn't know we got one. Today's my lucky damn day!

(Mr. Potter goes through the door and enter...and goes screaming to the bottom of the plac. The audience laughs as we hear some screaming noises)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHH!

(A while later, we see Mr. Potter back in his office, groaning in pain big time)

Mr. Potter: Ugh...I can't believe the crap that has been happening to me today. I need a drink.

(Mr. Potter drank the drink that is for him, drinking the whole thing down. The creep then yelp in alarm as he begins to puke all over like mad. The audience laughs at that.)

Mr. Potter: Ugh! Damn it! Someone has made me puke! What else can...

(Suddenly the door to the office is slammed open as George Bailey and his friends from 'It's A Wonderful Life' storm in, all looking pissed off)

Mr. Potter: (annoyed) What do you want, Bailey?

George: Don't pull your bulls**t on us! We got information that you stole $8,000 when Uncle Billy has lost it before and try to set me up for a fall!

Uncle Billy: Yeah! You crook!

Mr. Potter: Oh, go to Hell, all of you! I has got a rough day!

George: Well, it's about to get rough!

(George pulls Mr. Potter out of the wheelchair. The man push him back in alarm. To George and the mob's anger, Mr. Potter can stand easily)

Mr. Potter: (notices) Oh s**t.

George: So, not only did you lie and stole the money from Uncle Billy, you weren't really crippled the whole time!!!

Random man: Let's kick his ass!

Others: Yeah!

(Mr. Potter scream as the angry mob beat the hell right out of him. The hosts watch from outside the office, laughing along with the audience.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. All right, we did it!

Cream: Nice! 10 pranks done, all hellva beating up.

Stitch: Ih. Mr. Potter has got his just desert.

Cream: (notices) Ooh! He's going to feel that one in the morning.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience laughs as they cheer)

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are done with today's episode and Mr. Potter sure got what's coming to him. Join us for the season finale as we go to toe to toe with the evil ass god Darkseid.

Cream: Until next time...

All: Later!

(The hosts wave to the audience as they applaud. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 41: The Hosts Must Be Crazy

(We now fade in to Apokolips as things are going to hell. The usual narrator speak up)

Narrator: Folks, it's time to bring hell to those damn bullies and creeps on this season finale of....

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Right! Now your hosts!

(The audience applaud as Lilo and her friends appear, waving to them)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell. It's time we go out with a bang now.

Stitch: Yep. Weega have paralyzed Mr. Potter in the last episode, time for us to finish the season with what may be impossible.

Cream: We are on Apokolips, a planet ruled by that evil New God Darkseid.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao chao, chao.

Lilo: Yeah, people think it's hard to prank him though to him being powerful.

Stitch: Well, weega aren't afraid! Let's kick his ass!

Lilo: Anyway, we're ending this episode with 10 pranks so stick around, folks!

Cream: We're going to make some hell for Darkseid! Heh heh heh.

(The group sneak near the pits and swipe some hot ashes and some rocks. Near the door of the palace, Stitch put the rocks on top of the doorway and use a rope to set up a trap)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group use a window to get into the palace. Cream picks up a huge board as the group heads into the throne room. Stitch drops the hot ashes onto Darkseid's throne)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Okay, time for a prank of our own.

(Lilo got a marker out and vandalize Darkseid's portrait)

Lilo: Ha ha ha ha ha!

(We now see Darkseid arriving at his palace)

Darkseid: Time for me to do what I usually do. All will bow to me.

(Darkseid goes to the door and opens it. That cause the trap to be set off and for the rocks to hit the damn villain, knocking him down)

Darkseid: OOOOOOOW! DAMN IT!!!

(Meanwhile, we see Lilo's group at another door as Cream tie a rope to the doorknob while Cheese is on ledge overhead tying the other to the board)

Cream: Thank goodness we got plenty of rope.

Lilo: Go. Now we will set up pranks 5-10!

(Darkseid enters the throne room, groaning in pain)

Darkseid: Damn it, who did that?!

(Darkseid look shock as he saw his own portrait, vandalized. The villain scream and curse while the audience laughs.)

Darkseid: AHHHHHHH!

(Now we see Lilo's group entering a room with a mirror. With a smirk, Cream pull out a trick mirror, switching it with the real one)

Cream: Heh heh. Asshole won't know what is in store for him.

Lilo: Yeah. Now what else do we go?

Stitch: That puking stuff weega poisoned Mr. Potter with in the last episode.

Lilo: That will work!

(Back in the throne room, Darkseid, who cleaned up his portrait, scowl as he goes to his throne)

Darkseid: What mortal has done that will pay with their life!

(Darkseid sat in his throne. The asshole scream as his ass touch the hot ashes, causing him to scream in pain. The audience laugh as he scream and curse)

Darkseid: AHHHHHHHH!

(Inside the kitchen, Stitch pours the ipecac stuff into Darkseid's food. Lilo took out some TNT and put it into a chicken before lighting it)

Lilo: Thank goodness this baby got a long fuse.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Time for pranks 8 through 10.

Stitch: Meega got an idea for the eighth prank.

(Stitch took out some growth crap and pour it into a plant)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Sweet, Stitch! Now we are about to set up pranks 9 to 10!

(We now see Darkseid rubbing his butt as he scowl while going to the door)

Darkseid: No one pull these pranks on me and gets away with it. I shall crushed whoever did this!!

(Darkseid swings open a familiar door. The board swings down and hit the villain in the balls, causing him to scream in pain. The audience laughs as he curse and yell like mad.)

Darkseid: AHHHHH! DAMN IT!!!

(Lilo and her friends are quickly working on removing some stones in a room nearby.)

Lilo: Heh heh. This is going to be hellva cool.

Stitch: Once weega are done with this, weega will get the final prank ready.

(Darkseid, meanwhile, is seen groaning like mad as he walks down a hallway)

Darkseid: I'm supposed to be the most powerful villain and yet my ass was kicked so far?!

(Darkseid look up and saw the trick mirror, but he doesn't know it)

Darkseid: INTRUDER!

(Darkseid fires his beam at the mirror, thinking it's a damn intruder, but the attack reflect back and hit him. The audience laughs as he is turned into ashes.)

Dakrseid: AHHHHH! DAMN, DAMN, F**KING DAMN!!!

(Darkseid, cleaning himself off, breaths in and out while going into the kitchen. The villain look at the planet)

Darkseid: Ah, very...

(Suddenly the plant came to life and bite into him. The villain scream while struggling inside the plant's mouth as the audience laugh at him. The plant spit Darkseid out, the villain is stinky and gross looking.)

Darkseid: DAMN, AHHHHHHH!!!!

(Outside, Lilo is setting up a rocket while Cream prepares a damn rope trap)

Cream: This will set up the prank nice and easy. I can't wait!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Back in the kitchen, Darkseid looks annoyed as he goes over to the frigging table)

Darkseid: I need a good meal. Otherwise I will lose my goddamn mind!

(Darkseid drink from his goblet with a sigh. After a while, the villain yelp and puke like mad, causing the audience to laugh. He then curse and scream in anger)

Darkseid: AHHHHHHHHH!

(Darkseid breath in a calm matter then proceed to eat the turkey...just as the TNT went off and explode. The villain is cover in ash once more. He curse and scream as the audience laughs at him)

Darkseid: DAMN FOOLISH PRANKING MORTALS!!!

(The villain stomps into a familiar room, all pissed off)

Darkseid: Wait until I get my hands on the damn mortals who...

(However Darkseid fell right into the new hole in the floor causing him scream as he fell downward. The audience laughs madly at that)

Darkseid: AHHHH! DAMN IT, DAMN IT, FRIGGING DAMN IT!!!

(Outside the palace, Darkseid came out, looking pissed off further)

Darkseid: That's it! No one makes a fool out of Darkseid and lives! I shall hunt down my enemies and tear them to pieces! No one will survive!

(Darkseid unnoticing steps in a noose on the ground as he rants on)

Darkseid: I shall...

(The rocket nearby goes off, flying away as the rope it's attached to grabs Darkseid by the foot. The villain screams in alarm as he is send flying away into the sky before both he and the rocket crash into a pit nearby. The audience laughs madly once more. We see Lilo and her friends laughing and high fiving one another)

Cream: All right, yes, we did it!

Lilo: Talk about doing the impossible! We sure pulled off 10 pranks on Darkseid successfully!

Stitch: Ih! All powerful but no brains!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) And thus, our season finale comes to a close! We have a wild season this time!

Cream: Yep! Folks, we will be taking some time off for a while but don't worry, we will be back.

Stitch: Just make sure you don't miss us on the next season premiere of...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Lilo: Later!

(The audience applaud as our hosts wave to them. We fade out, ending the season premiere)

Episode 42: Daily Pranking!

(We start the intro with past clips of Toon Neighbors from Hell so far. Now we go to front of the Daily Bugle as the crowd cheer)

Announcer: And now it's time for Toon Neighbors from Hell! Please welcome back Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(We see the hosts waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks! Did you all miss us?

Crowd: HELL YEAH!

Stitch: Thank God, meega thought we were being forgotten.

Cream: After pulling pranks on Darkseid, how can they? It's great to be back doing more pranks on creeps.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, it's time for our kick ass season premiere. Helping us again is a special friend of ours. Give it up for Spider-Man!

(The audience cheers as Spidey appear, shaking the hosts' hands)

Spider-Man: Great to be back on the show, everyone. I cannot wait to do pranks on old flat head.

Cream: He means of course J. Jonah Jameson, the editor of the Daily Bugle who has been making newspaper articles about Spider-Man, calling him a menace, monsters, etc. What a creep!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Well, time weega get revenge on old flathead by pulling 4 pranks on him in this episode.

Lilo: Right. Mary-Jane will be helping out so stick around, folks. Do you not wanna miss this damnation!

(The heroes go into the office, going through it quickly. With a smirk, Lilo grab some laxactive and drop some in coffee meant for Johan.)

Lilo: Hee hee.

Spider-Man: (on the ceiling) Okay, old flattop is gone. Now for the next part.

(Cream pulls out a whoopie cushion and rush in Jameson's office, dropping it in his seat)

Lilo: Kick ass, now for the last two pranks.

(The heroes goes into the bathroom quickly. Jameson arrive and goes into his office)

Jameson: Eh, let's see what's the news today.

(Jameson sat in his chair and yelp as a fart noise is heard, making the audience laugh. The editor pulls the thing out and scowl)

Jameson: Damn it to hell!!!!

(In the bathroom, Mary-Jane was working on locking all doors but one. Lilo put safely clue on a toilet lid. Spider-Man drop a cartridge in the crapper)

Cream: What's that for?

Spider-Man: Trust me, you will love it. And quickly, let's frigging hide.

(Spider-Man grabs the group as he and them goes through a vent. Back in his office, Jameson got his coffee and drank the damn thing down)

Jameson: Ahh, damn good coffee. Now...

(Jameson yelps in alarm as the audience laughs like mad)

Jameson: DAMN IT, I GOTTA GO TO THE CRAPPER!!!

(Jameson rush out of his office and head to the bathroom, the others watch from the safely of the vent)

Stitch: Eh, two more pranks to go...

(Jameson, in the bathroom, could only go into the damn stall as set up by Lilo's group. He sat down and crap like mad. After wiping himself, the man try to move but is stuck)

Jameson: What the hell?!

(Jameson scream and curse as he tries to get freed to no prevail. The audience laughs at that. Suddenly a big noise is heard)

Jameson: (worried) I don't like the sound of that...

(Suddenly an explosion occurred. We now see Jameson covered in spider-webs. The man scream while the audience laughs)

Jameson: DAMN YOU, SPIDER-MAN!

(On the rooftop, Lilo's group and guest stars laugh)

Lilo: All right! 4 pranks are successfully.

Stitch: Ih! What one hell of a way to celebrate our return, eh?

Cream: Folks, I guess it's safe to say that Jameson got what's coming to him.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We like to thank Spider-Man and Mary Jane for helping us out.

Spider-Man: No problem, little girl and everyone else!

Mary Jane: Nice to be helping out again, believe me.

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Lilo: Folks, we're done with our season premiere! Join us next where the Cyberchase gang and their pal Delete team up with us to pull pranks on the Hacker. Until next time...

All: Later, assholes!

(The audience cheer as the hosts and their friends wave before we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 43: Cyber Pranks

(We fade in to outside the Hacker's hideout as the announcer speaks)

Announcer: Folks, 'nuff said big time! It's time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! With your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the hosts appear)

Stitch: Aloha, everyone!

Lilo: Welcome to another damn kick ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where you folks are the main stars and the creeps we got on this goddamn show the extras.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: We have fun on our season finale where we paid pranks on J. Jonah Jameson. Now we're here in cyberspace, dealing with another damn meanie.

Lilo: Joining us today are the cast of Cyberchase!

(The audience cheer as Matt, Inez, Jackie and Digit appear, shaking hands with the hosts)

Jackie: Great to be here, everyone.

Lilo: Thanks. I heard Delete would be involved.

Digit: What, the droid would be helping in pranking on his boss?

Matt: Yep, just some fun, according to him anyway?

Lilo: Oh, which reminds us, our target today is that cyber villain The Hacker who has been terrorizing cyberspace for a long time. Well, our turn to terrorize him.

Stitch: Pretty damn fun, eh Nezzie?

Inez: (frowns) Don't call me Nezzie!

Stitch: Whatever.

Lilo: It's time to pull the usual 4 pranks so let's kick some ass!

(Inside the HQ, Lilo grab some marbles from a desk as the group head upstairs. They see Delete making a meal for the Hacker)

Delete: (notices) Oh hey, guys. Whatcha doing?

Digit: Quiet, we're pranking your boss.

Delete: Oh, nice!

(Stitch opens another drawer and pulls out some glue. He smirks as the alien pour the glue onto some eggs nearby)

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

(Matt open the cabinet and pulls out some sort of acid)

Lilo: Where's your boss?

Delete: Watching TV, why?

Cream: We got one hell of an idea.

(Lilo drop the marbles on the floor as she and her pals leave the damn kitchen. Delete out of curiosity follows them. Meanwhile, in the TV room, Hacker got up from his chair)

Hacker: I am hungry!

(The Hacker leaves the TV room just as Lilo's group comes in there. Digit rush over to the TV and mess with the antennas)

Digit: Heh heh heh.

(Matt pours the acid all around the Hacker's chair)

Matt: All right, this is going to be cool!

Jackie: We know!

Lilo: Come on.

(The group leaves the TV room. As the Hacker enters the kitchen, he slip on the marbles falling right onto the floor making the audience laugh. The villain got up and make a fuss)

Hacker: Damn, damn, damn, damn it!!!

(The Hacker calms down. Then the villain grab his plate with eggs and ate the food. Suddenly, his mouth got stuck causing him to muffle yelp and for the audience to laugh)

Hacker: (muffled) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The villain put his head under a sink and use hot water, getting him burned like hell as he screams)

Hacker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(A while later, the Hacker, face burns, return to the TV room)

Hacker: Wait until I get my hands on that dunce bucket. But first...

(The Hacker gasp in shock as he saw his TV a big mess, making the jerk rush over to it. The audience laughs as the villain jump up and down like mad, cursing)(

Hacker: AHHHHHHHHHH!

(The Hacker breath in and out and fix the TV before going over to his chair)

Hacker: There, now I could...

(Suddenly a noise is heard below him, making the villain yelp)

Hacker: Aw, son of a bitch...

(Soon a hole is made as both the villain and the chair is send through the floor, the Hacker is screaming. The audience laughs like mad. Back to the hosts, they cheer and high five one another)

Lilo: All right, that's rich!

Inez: Tell us about it!

Delete: Gee, looks like the boss got what's coming to him.

Digit: You think?

Cream: (to camera) Folks, that's our four frigging damn pranks for this episode! The Hacker got what's coming to him. We like to thank the Cyberchase gang and Delete for helping out.

(The audience applaud as the guest stars grin)

Lilo: Join us next time when we go to Wonderland and pull pranks on the Queen of Hearts with Alice and her pals. Until then...

All: Later!

(The audience cheers as the hosts and their friends before we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 44: Off with her Dignity!

(We fade in to the maze)

Announcer: Hey folks! We're back on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applaud as Lilo and her friends appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we make fun of the creeps via pranking and you get to watch.

Cream: Right, the last time, we pulled nasty pranks on the Hacker, now we're going after the Queen of Hearts, the evil meanie with one bad temper who has a history of beheading people who piss her off.

Stitch: Ih, let's see if we can get away with pranking this bitch and not lose our heads.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Alice and her friends will be helping us out, pulling 4 pranks on this nasty woman. Stick around!

Stitch: Ass kicking time!

Shadow's voice: Okay, the woman is on the move, we're ready to do this.

Cream: Okay, Shadow! Let's kick some tail!

(Outside the maze, the group saw a tea party happening. Stitch grab some spikes and put them in a chair, the guest-stars (most of them) are there)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Alice: Hey everyone.

Lilo: Ah, Alice. You're here.

Alice: Right. The Queen will be coming for her tea any moment...alone, she want the table to herself.

Mad Hatter: Good! Then let's give her a real problem! Hee hee!

Dormouse: (groaning) Real, real problem indeed.

March Hare: All right, just some hot sauce would do the trick.

(March Hare pour some hot sauce into a tea pot and pour it into a cup)

March Hare: Hee hee hee.

White Rabbit: (check watch) Oh dear, the Queen would be here any moment. After tea, she has croquet!

Lilo: Good. Now let's get our asses to the croquet field.

Cream: Man, this is going to be fun.

(The group leave the area quickly, heading into the croquet field. The Mad Hatter pulls out a hedgehog like thing and switch it)

Mad Hatter: My little bomb, hee hee!

Alice: Do you got to laugh like that?

March Hare: He always do!

(Back at the party, the Queen arrive)

Queen of Hearts: (smirk) Good, the table all to myself and no one else!

(The Queen sat her fat ass down then scream as she touch the spikes causing her to jump up. The audience laughs as she land and scream)

Queen of Hearts: AHHHHHH! WHO DID THIS?!

(The Queen remove the spike from her ass as she frowns)

Queen of Hearts: When I find the one who did this, off with his head!

(The Queen took her teacup and drink from it. Suddenly the woman yelp as she shoot out flames like mad. The audience laugh at that of course. She scream and drank some water before screaming)

Queen of Hearts: AHHHHHHH! OFF WITH THE HEAD OF WHOEVER HAS DONE THIS!!!

(A while later, the group hid as the Queen came back grabbing her flamingo croquet)

Lilo: Okay, any moment....

Alice: Wait! We didn't set the last prank up yet!

Stitch: Oh crap, what...

(Suddenly a familiar humming is heard as the Cheshire Cat appears on the Queen's back, unknown to her)

White Rabbit: Oh, the Cheshire Cat.

Cheshire Cat: (grins) I think I know of a familiar trick to make her angry, don't you?

Cream: Like how?

(As the Queen raise her damn flamingo up, the Cheshire Cat pulls it near the bottom of her dress)

Alice: Oh dear.

March Hare: Heads up!

(The group hid as the Queen, unaware of what's going on, caught herself, causing her to fell to the ground with her undies exposed. The audience laugh like mad)

Mad Hatter: Hee hee, never got tired of that joke.

Dormouse: Never ever tired...

(The Queen got up and curse angrily. She calms down and prepare to hit the hedgehog thing, unaware that it's a bomb. The bitch hits it and it explode, turning her into a blackened woman)

Queen: (groaning) Off with...

(The Queen collapse to the ground as the audience laugh. The hosts and their friends laugh and cheer)

Lilo: All right, yes, 4 pranks done!

Alice: (giggling) I got to say, that was amazing.

Cream: Yeah.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are done with another episode and the Queen ends up blowing her mouth off. We like to thank Alice and her friends for helping us out.

Mad Hatter: Make sure you come back for tea next time!

March Hare: And do not be late!

(The audience are heard applauding)

Lilo: Folks, join us again next where we deal with those Kanker bitches with special guest stars, the Eds, on another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience cheer applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 45: An Ed-citing Prank Ed-pisode

(Outside a familiar trailer in a cartoon, we hear the announcer)

Announcer: Folks, you want pranks, bullies, and humility? Then damn it, we got them back! Welcome back to another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!

Announcer: And now your favorite hosts who prank people and get away with it, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The frigging audience applaud as we see the hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, what's up?

Stitch: A lot is up since we pull pranks on that bitchy Queen of Hearts.

Cream: Right! Now we're taking on 3 targets at once with 4 pranks! Isn't that cool?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Helping us out this time are Ed, Edd n Eddy!!

(The audience applaud as the mentioned 3 appears, shaking hands with Lilo's group)

Ed: Butter toast!

Eddy: Shut up, Ed. When shall we pranked the Kankers?

Lilo: Relax, we will soon. (to camera) Now the Kankers Sister are 3 scary bitches who has been harassing the Eds for years. No one seem to get the better of them...

Cream: Until now!

Edd: Oh, dear, this sounds painful.

Stitch: To the sisters!

Edd: Hmmm, I suppose you're right.

Creamn: Let's kick some Kanker ass!

Ed: Yay!

(The group sneak into the trailer. Eddy smirks and drop 3 whoopie cushions on a couch)

Eddy: Hee hee hee. Kick ass.

Lilo: Okay, now for prank number 2.

(Cream search through a fridge and pull out a carton that said, 'Warning: Never Over Heat'. The rabbit put the stuff in the microwave and turn it on)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Ed: That's big pack of butter!

Edd: All right, here's a stuff dummy. I think I know how to make things interesting, Stitch, if you can help.

(Edd and Stitch mess with a swinging dummy nearby)

Stitch: Kick ass.

Lilo: All right, one more prank to go...

(Outside the trailer, Eddy pulls out a noisemaker and gave it to Cheese who flew it, hiding the damn thing before falling)

Eddy: All right, just one more...

(The group saw the Kankers coming and hid in time. The bitches goes into the trailer, not noticing them)

Lilo: All right, let's do this.

(Inside the trailer. Lee smriks as she goes to a practice dummy)

Lee: Oh yeah, I love beating up on stuff.

(Lee hits the dummy which swings back...but then forward, hitting Lee sending her flying right into the sisters, knocking them down. The audience laughs at that)

Kankers: Ouch!

Marie: (frowns) Get off!

(The girls got up with a groan. They sat down on the couch and hearing farting noises, making them yelp in embarrassment. The audience laughs as the girls found the whoopie cushions)

May: Okay, who's the wise guy?!

(The Kankers got out of their seats and heard a ding from the microwave)

Lee: Huh? Hey, did any of you let the microwave on?

Marie: Hell if I know!

(The girls check the microwave and open it. Suddenly, an explosion occurred getting milk crap all over themselves. As the audience laughs, the girls scream and yell in annoyance)

May: Ugh! This day has gotten worst!

Edd's Voice: Hey, Eddy, you think this could work?

Lee: Heh, what's that?

Eddy's Voice: Hell yeah, it will work. They won't suspect a thing.

May: (smirks) Ah, those Eds are trying to surprise us. They are under the trailer right now.

Lee: Let's go greet them.

(The girls left the trailer and crawl under it, expecting the Eds. To their confusion however, they found the noisemaker)

Marie: What the...?!

(Suddenly the air in the trailer wheels is gone as the trailer itself lands on the girls, crushing them hard)

Girls: OUCH!

(The audience laughs and cheer as the hosts and their friends appear)

Lilo: All right! 4 pranks successfully done!

Ed: Oh boy, that would hurt.

Edd: Yes, I don't like that stuff but I will make an exception in their case.

Eddy: Ha! Screw them!

Cream: Folks, we like to thank the Eds for helping out!

Ed: Gravy!

Lilo: Uh, right. (to camera) Folks, our episode is done for now. Join us next time when we pull pranks on Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame. Until next time...

All: Later, assholes!

(The audience cheer and applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 46: Strong Bad's Prank Day

(We cut somewhere as the announcer spoke)

Announcer: Folks, please keep your mallets handy as we're about to handle another kick ass episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, Lilo and friends!

(The audience applaud as Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appear, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to a spanking ass episode where we spank the asses of every creep, bully and anything else that comes on this show.

Cream: Right, the last time, we took down the Kankers. Now we're going after a very interesting one.

Stitch: Bad, Strong Bad that is.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Strong Bad, a big bully and meanie in the goddamn Homestar Runner franchise. In any cases, perhaps it's time to take him down a peg or so.

Cream: With 4 pranks as usual.

Cheese: Chao!

Stitch: All right, meega is ready! Let's do this!

(The group goes inside the house and into Strong Bad's kitchen. Stitch go through a drawer and pick up some laxatives, dropping the crap into some Cold Ones.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The four now goes into the bathroom. Lilo search through a cabinet and found some super glue)

Lilo: Damn, who knew you can find super glue in this bathroom?

Cream: Use it on the toilet!

(Lilo quickly put glue on the toilet)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the bathroom and goes through another room quickly. Just Strong Bad enter the kitchen)

Strong Bad: Time for me to drink some frigging Cold Ones before I get back to the e-mails.

(Strong Bad drank a Cold One down hard. Suddenly the guy yelp in alarm as the audience laugh)

Strong Bad: What the frig?! I gotta crap!

(Strong Bad rush to the bathroom. In the computer room, Stitch got on the computer and smirk as he saw Strong Bad's list)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Time for some flames...

(Inside the bathroom, Strong Bad sat on the toilet, unaware of the glue, and crap like mad)

Strong Bad: Ahhhh, I'm done. Now....

(Strong Bad tries to get up but is stuck to the toilet lid. The guy yelps in hellva alarm as the audience laugh)

Strong Bad: Hey! I'm stuck!

(Strong Bad moves around until he got up, breaking the toilet lid in the progress0

Strong Bad: DAMN IT TO FRIG!!!

(A while later, Cream mess with some equipment, making her giggle)

Cream: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, the last pranks are set up. Come on.

(The group quickly went outisde as Strong Bad came back in)

Strong Bad: Ugh, probably Strong Sad-hole messing with me or Dumbstar. Oh well, back to my e-mails.

(Strong Bad sat in his seat (which is difficult thanks to the toilet seat and try to type. Suddenly the creature got zapped like mad causing the audience to laugh then send crashing into a wall. Strong Bad got up and curse like mad)

Strong Bad: Great, what else can go wrong?

(A knock came at the door as Strong Bad answer it. To his shock, most of the Homestar Runner cast are outside, pissed off)

Strong Bad: Why did I have to ask that?!

Homestar: Hey, not cool, Strong Bad! You flamed us!

Strong Bad: No I didn't...not this time!

Marzipan: Liar!

Coach Z: You called me a homo and the rest names!

The Cheat: Eh!

King of Town: Let's kick his ass!

Strong Bad: No, wait!

(The audience laughs as the cast pounce on him, beating the hell out of him. On the other side of the house, Lilo and friends laugh as they high five one another)

Lilo: Sweeet! 4 pranks done, another victim punished!

Stitch: Strong Bad got down big time.

Cream: Yep!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, looks like Strong Bad will be feeling some damn crap for a while...

Stitch: Serves him right!

Lilo:...so that means another episode well done. In our next episode, don't miss on how we will help Charlie Brown, Snoopy and Linus pull pranks on that meanie bitch, Lucy.

Cream: See you next time!

(The audience cheer and applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 47: Good Grief For Lucy!

(As we fade in another episode, we hear the usual music as we go to a field)

Narrator: All right, stay in your seats because you don't want to miss a damn minute of your favorite bully pranking show...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Damn straight! And now your hosts!

(The audience applaud as the familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where we kick the crap out of any bully, creep, meanie, etc. in the world.

Cream: Right. When we do pranks, you gotta love them.

Stitch: Especially when weega has Strong Bad beaten the hell out of him in last episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now we are about to pull 5 pranks on another bitch AKA Lucy Van Pelt. First off, let's welcome to our show, Charlie Brown, Snoopy and Linus!

(The audience applaud wildly as the mentioned three came on the show, shaking hands with Snoopy licking the girls)

Cream: Hee hee! Stop that!

Linus: Thanks for having us here, girls.

Lilo: No problem. As you know, Lucy has been a major problem for you all for years.

Charlie Brown: Don't remind me. She always punch someone if you piss her off, mess up our games, tricked me with that football trick...

Stitch: Dumb bitch.

Linus: I wouldn't say that but still...

Lilo: Well, we are going to pull 5 pranks on her to get back at the meanie. How about it?

Snoopy nods as he smiles.

Cream: We will take that as a big yes.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, stick around! We're ready to kick some ass!

(First off, the group goes into a house and take some glue, a whoopie cushion and a noise maker)

Lilo: This crap can come in handy.

(The group leave the house and see Lucy throwing snowballs)

Linus: Man, my sister is just a pain.

(Snoopy nods as he grab a clear net some nearby. While Lucy isn't looking, the dog put it in a tree nearby)

Snoopy: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Charlie, why don't ya do us a favor?

(Cream whisper into Charlie's ear. The boy nods as he walks away. Lucy saw Charlie passing through a hole in a tree)

Lucy: (smirks) Oh, this is going to be fun. And with snow!

(Lucy grab a snowball and throw it. To her shock, the invisible net caught is and send it right back at the girl hitting her in the face. The audience laughs)

Lucy: What the heck?

(Lilo's group goes over to Lucy's usual stand as Lilo put the whoopie cushion in her damn chair)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Stitch take a mousetrap out, open the cup thing and put it inside before putting the thing away)

Stitch: Heh heh.

Linus: (notices) Uh oh, my sister is coming.

(The group rush off in time. Lucy head to her stand)

Lucy: Well, time to give pointless info to that blockhead.

(Lucy sat down...and yelp as a huge ass fart is heard. The audience laughs as the girl remove the whoopie cushion)

Lucy: Oh good grief!!

(We see Lilo and her group near a football, putting glue on it. Now the group wait nearby)

Lilo: Oh yeah, this is going to be so damn cool.

Cream: Yeah.

Linus: What do you all got planned for the final prank?

Stitch: Let's wait until these two are frigging done. Hee hee.

(Back at Lucy's stand, Charlie was sitting down and explaining his usual thing to Lucy)

Lucy: Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, 50 cents please.

(Charlie nods as he put 50 cents in the usual cup then leaves. The bitch opens the thing and reach in. Suddenly Lucy yelp as the mousetrap snaps on her fingers. The audience laughs as they saw thing around her fingers)

Lucy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Lucy got the mousetrap off before leaving in annoyance.)

Lucy: Who's the blockhead? Well, may as well trick Charlie Brown with the football trick.

(Lucy goes to the football and hold it. Charlie appears)

Lucy: Time to kick the football, Charlie Brown.

Charlie: (glares) You sure you won't pull it away this time?

Lucy: Come on, after so many times, why should I now?

Charlie: True.

(Charlie goes back a bit then charges at the football. Lucy smirks evilly as she is about to strike. But then Cheese pulls on the noisemaker, causing a distraction and making her turn)

Lucy: Huh?

(Suddenly Charlie kicks the football...and Lucy send them flying such the girl's hand still stuck in the football. The audience laughs)

Lucy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Lucy lands in some bushes nearby)

Charlie: Whoa, you didn't pull away that time! Thanks, Lucy!

Lucy: (groaning) No problem.

(We see Lucy going to the house with a groan)

Lucy: Good grief, I got to get this stupid football out and...(notices) hey, what's this?

(Lucy saw a note tape to the frigging door and take it, reading it)

Lucy: (reads) "Dearly love, I can't hide my feelings for you much longer. I am waiting for you inside to give you one heck of a kiss?!" (grins) Schroeder! He must've realize his feelings for me at last!!

(Lucy goes into the house, her eyes closed)

Lucy: I'm here!

(Suddenly Snoopy jumps and kiss Lucy, making her yelp in alarm, making the audience laugh)

Lucy: Argh! I've have been poisoned! Ick! Gross, ugh!!!

(Lucy leaves the room in disgust as Snoopy chuckle. We see the hosts and their pals coming out)

Charlie: Well, that was fun.

Linus: Yeah.

Lilo: Well, looks like Lucy got humiliated and ass kicked.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Folks, 5 pranks are now done! We like to thank Charlie and friends for helping out.

(Snoopy smile as he lick the girls making the audience laugh and cheer)

Lilo: Snoopy! (to camera) Folks, we are done for now. Tune in for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we teamed up with Danny Cat and friends to terrorize the animal hating bitch, Darla Dimple.

Stitch: Until then, later!

(Everyone wave as the audience applaud. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 48: Cats Can Prank!

(We fade in to outside a mansion as the audience applaud)

Narrator: Welcome back to another frigging episode of....

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: And now, your lovely and cool hosts!!

(The audience applaud as Lilo's group appear on camera)

Stitch: Aloha, ready for some ass kicking?

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Lilo: Right! You saw us take down Lucy in the previous episode...

Cream: At least we hope you did.

Lilo:...now we're going to prank the hell out of another bully. First off, let's welcome our guest-stars, Danny Cat and company!

(The audience applaud as the mentioned animal came in front of the camera and shake hands with the hosts)

Tillie: Thanks for having us on your show, everyone. We're all excited.

Cranston: I don't.

Tillie: Cranston!

Lilo: Well, I hope you're ready to prank Darla.

Danny: Yeah, very nice. Although it is my nature to be nice, I think getting back at Darla would make an exception>

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, what with her animal hating crap as well as framing you for flooding and damaging Mammoth Studios.

Frances: We got back for her on that one.

Pudge: Still, the brat kept her mansion and fortune, just not her fame.

Cream: Well, time for us to pull down 5 kick ass pranks!

Lilo: Right, let's kick some ass!

T.W.: (worried) Is this necessary?

Frances: Don't make me hit you, T.W.

(The group goes inside the mansion. Lilo search through a drawer and pull out some marbles and a marker)

Lilo: Now let's see what we can do...

(Lilo gave the marker and marbles to Pudge and T.W. They went upstairs near Darla's bedroom. Pudge drew on a portrait of the bitch while the turtle drop marbles near some stairs)

T.W.: Hope this works.

Pudge: Hee hee hee. This is fun.

(Inside the kitchen, Sawyer grab a bottle of hot sauce and pour it into Darla's drink)

Sawyer: (smirks) This is going to be so darn hot.

Woolie: (jnside a cabinet) I found this saw.

Cream: Perfect! Go downstairs and we will give you the signal.

Woolie: Of course.

(Pudge and T.W. appears)

Pudge: Okay, I think she's awake.

Cranston: Good. She's going to get stuffed.

Frances: (arch eyebrow) Thought you weren't interested.

Cranston: Bah!

(Inside, Darla got dressed and leave the bedroom)

Darla: Well, I may got screwed before but at least I got my fame.

(Darla however trip over the marbles and fell to the damn floor screaming. The audience as she got up and curse)

Darla: WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!

(Darla breath in and out a bit before leaving)

Darla: I may as...

(Darla gasp as she saw a portrait of herself vandalized. The audience laugh as the girl jump up and down cursing and screaming)

Darla: AHHHHHHH!!!

(Meanwhile, we see Danny Cat breaking a glass bottle and dropping it into some of Darla's good)

Danny Cat: Heh heh heh. Is this a prank or an insult?

Stitch: Who cares?

Lilo: All right, let's go downstairs.

(The group goes downstairs quickly to where Woolie is at)

Woolie: Now?

Sawyer: No, not frigging yet.

(Back inside the kitchen, Darla appear and sat at her table.)

Darla: Hell, I can't glad to get my breakfast.

(Darla drank her drink. Something the girl yelp as she shoots out flames of hell. The audience laughs)

Darla: AHHHHHHHH!!!

(Darla groans as she eat her meal. Suddenly, the bitch scream as her mouth got cut big time. The audience laughs.)

Darla: AHHHH!!!

(Down below)

Cream: All right, go for it, Woolie.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Woolie quickly saw through the floor around Darla's chair, making a big pause)

Pudge: That won't last for long, come on!

(Back upstairs, Darla groan as she clean herself)

Darla: Ugh, I don't know what the heck could get worst.

(Suddenly the hole that Woolie has made begin to crack, making Darla yelp in alarm)

Darla: I have to say it...

(Suddenly the hole collide as Darla scream in alarm. The woman goes through another floor and through the ground like mad. The audience laughs as the hosts, outside the place, cheer like mad)

Pudge: Wow, that was fun!

Cranston: Okay, I gotta frigging admit, that got some points for me.

Frances: Lots from me, darling.

Lilo: 5 frigging pranks done and over with. We got to say, Darla sure got what's coming to her.

Danny Cat: Like it or no, eh?

Cream: Yep! We like to thank the cast of Cats Don't Dance for helping out.

Sawyer: No problem. It's our pleasure...and honor to watch that brat get what's coming to her once more.

(The audience cheer)

T.W.: Uh, is the show over?

Stitch: Ih! Weega done with another frigging episode.

Lilo: We are going after Yosemite Sam with the help of the Looney Tunes. Until then...

All: Bye!

(The audience cheer as the cast and guest-stars wave. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 49: Wild Wild Wild West Pranking

(We cut to a cowboy ranch as the usual announcer speak up)

Announcer: Howdy, partner! It's time for another edition of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: With your hosts...the usual!!

(The audience applaud as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where we play pranks on the stupid heads...

Stitch: And you folks get to watch them make asses out of themselves as usual.

Cream: We has taken care of that brat Darla in the previous episode. And we are going after a crap head in this new one.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now let's get to this episode's guest stars, some old pals of ours: Bugs, Lola, Daffy and Porky! Let's welcome them back on the show!

(The audience cheer as the mentioned guest stars appear, hugging the four and shaking hands.

Bugs: Eh, great to be back, kids.

Daffy: Oh boy, this is great that we will be doing some pranks on on our "pal" Sammy.

Lola: Yosemite Sam, that cowboy creep.

Lilo: Yep! We're doing 5 pranks! Everyone ready?

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Porky: Y-y-y-y-y-you bet!

Stitch: Ih! Let's get going!

(The group enter a barn. Stitch grabs some glue and some red paint. Lola take some wine bottles.)

Stitch: This crap oughta be interesting.

(The group hid as they saw Yosemite Sam appearing, grabbing some guns and shooting at cans before setting them back up)

Yosemite Sam: Damn, good shooting!

Porky: A-a-a-any ideas?

Lola: (smirks) I do.

(Yosemite Sam put his guns down as he leave. Lola pull the corks out of the bottles and sneak over to put them in the guns' barrels)

Lola: Hee hee hee.

Bugs: 1 prank set up, 4 to go.

(The group saw Yosemite Sam working, but frown at some flies buzzing. He grab a swatter and swat at them)

Yosemite Sam: Damn flies.

(Cream smirks as Yosemite Sam leaves. She rush over to a stable and open the door, showing a horse's ass.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group goes outside as Stitch grab the red paint and work on the bench near the bull pen)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Back to Yosemite Sam, he went over and pick up his guns.)

Yosemite Sam: Time for some shooting!

(Yosemite Sam pull the triggers on the guns to shoot at the cans...but the things backfire, exploding in his face. The audience laugh as the cowboy jump up and down, groaning)

Yosemite Sam: Stupid vermints!!!

(Yosemite Sam groans as he goes over to the place that he was before and get back to work. Annoyed by the flies, the cowboy grab the fly swatter and swat at them. However he hit the horse in the ass by mistake, causing the animal to neigh in anger before kicking at Yosemite Sam. The audience laughs as he goes through a barn wall, hitting the ground outside)

Yosemite Sam: (growling) Vermints! AHHHHHHHH!

(Back with the group, Bugs grab some TNT and put them in a hot dog cart nearby)

Lola: Hee hee. Who knew that this cart was here?

(Stitch grab a match and light the TNT, with got a long fuse)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: One more prank to set up.

(The group head to behind a familiar a pen nearby. Yosemite Sam came out and sat down on the bench)

Yosemite Sam: Frigging fragging horse. I need some rest...

(After a while, Yosemite Sam got up, unaware that his backside is now red. The bull saw him and snort before he headbutts the cowboy, sending him flying toward some cactuses. The audience laugh as the cowboy got out before jumping up and down)

Yosemite Sam: AHHHHHHHHHH!

(Meanwhile, we see Stitch putting glue on a saddle and throwing the thing on a familiar bull. With a smirk, Porky switch signs on the pens)

Porky: G-g-g-g-good thing we know that Yosemite Sam will be riding today.

Lilo: (giggles) This is going to kick ass.

(Meanwhile, Yosemite Sam is seen going to the cart and get himself a hotdog)

Yosemite Sam: Blast it all, I am getting bad luck lately. At least a hot dog would cheer me up.

(Unknown to the cowboy, he has gotten the TNT...and its fuse is almost done. Yosemite Sam bites into the thing...and an explosion occur. The audience laughs as we see the villain covered in ash before jumping around and curse0

Yosemite Sam: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Yosemite Sam, recovered, arrive at a familiar pen)

Yosemite Sam: Oooh, I will get those damn vermints who did this. First, I will do some horse riding.

(Yosemite Sam jump into the pen and onto a familiar saddle. Suddenly the cowboy yelp as a familiar angry snort is heard)

Yosemite Sam: Hey, this isn't my horse!!!

(The bull from before roar as he jump and run around with Yosemite Sam stuck on him, crashing through the pen while the audience laughs)

Yosemite Sam: Whoa, whoa, stop it, bull, stop! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Yosemite Sam and the bull ride off into the sunset as the audience laugh. The hosts and their friends appear, laughing in triumph)

Bugs: Eh, aren't we stinkers?

Lola: You betcha!

Lilo: Wow, 5 pranks done and Yosemite Sam got his ass licked big time.

Cream: (giggles) Figure of speech.

Stitch: Weega like to thank the Looney Tunes.

Daffy: Eh, nothing else better to do, as long as it isn't me.

(The audience cheers)

Lilo: Right, well folks, another episode is done. Join us next time when we go after Darth Sidious and Count Dooku. Until then, Porky?

Porky: T-t-t-that's all folks!

(The audience cheer as the hosts and their friends wave before we fade to black, ending the frigging episode)

Episode 50: May The Prank Be With You!

(We fade in to a ship in a galaxy far, far away as the usual announcer speaks up)

Announcer: Welcome folks to a galaxy far, far away but pranks are always a damn pleasure! Be welcome your hosts Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we go inside the ship with the hosts in cloaks)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our show where we prank the hell out of people for your enjoyment.

Cream: Right. We have fun pranking Yosemite Sam and now...we're going after two stupid heads at once.

Stitch: Ih, Count Doo Doo and Darth Sid.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, we know Count Dooku and Darth Sidious are tricky because of how powerful they are, making it difficult to make asses out of them.

Stitch: But that's the fun part!

Lilo: Yep! We will do 2 pranks on a guy at a time, then do one prank together, make it five damn pranks.

Cream: Oh boy, this is going to be fun. Best of all, those guys won't sense us at all.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, 5 pranks, folks. Now let's kick some ass.

(The group sneak through the spaceship doding the droids. With a smirk, Stitch goes through a metal drawer and found a whoopie cushion.)

Stitch: This ought to be useful.

(The group goes into the kitchen part of the ship. Cream picks up a bucket and fill it with water. Lilo saw a label that said 'reserved for Sidious' near a plate of food and a drink.)

Lilo: Must be Sid's crap.

(Stitch raids the fridge and took out some laxative, as well as a stink bomb from a drawer. With a smirk the alien put the laxative in the drink and a stink bomb in the food)

Stitch: Eh eh eh.

(The group leaves and dodge Dooku passing by going into a wardrobe, then they enter the throne room for Dooku. Stitch throws the whoopie cushion while Cream and Cheese sets up a bucket over the top of the door)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: This is great, 4 pranks set up. Now for the final big one...

(We see a droid entering the kitchen and picking up the meal and drink for Sidious before leaving. Meanwhile, back in the throne room, Lilo and her friends hid in a wardrobe. Dooku enters and yelps as the bucket fell right on his head, getting him wet. The audience laughs as the count got the bucket off)

Dooku: What is this?! Damn it all!!!

(Dooku goes to the throne and sat down. Suddenly a huge farting noise is heard making the audience laugh and the villain embarrassed. He removes the cushion and curse angrily)

Dooku: Who dares?! My master will hear of this!!!

(Dooku leaves. Lilo and her group got out of the wardrobe)

Lilo: Okay, time to hit the training area. Hee hee, this is going to be fun.

Stitch: Ih!

(The group rush into the training area, dodging the Battle Droids. Lilo grab a list nearby and look at it)

Lilo: Hmmm, looks like they are programmed to shoot at these colors today.

Stitch: Oooh! This gave meega a damn good idea.

(Stitch grabs some color mines from nearby and drop them near the door)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: (smiles) Time for us to sit back and enjoy the fun.

(Meanwhile the droid from earlier enters Sidious's room and put his food and drink in front of him)

Sidious: Thank you. I need something after all my plans.

Droid: Affirmative.

(The droid takes his frigging leave)

Sidious: Now then...

(Sidious drink his drink first...then yelp in alarm as he spit out flames causing the audience to laugh)

Sidious: Blast it all!!!

(Sidious groans as he tries to eat, but the stink bomb goes off, causing a big explosion. The audience laughs as Dooku enter the room)

Dooku: Master, I...(gasps) Dear Force! What is that?!

Sidious: Someone has pulled pranks on me!

Dooku: Same to me! Blast!!!

Sidious: Whoever has done this imbecile thing will pay!!!

(We see the evil Sith Lords heading to a familiar room)

Dooku: Our droids will track down and destroy the pranksters.

Sidious: They better. These things are reliable, right?

Dooku: As usual, my master.

(The two enter the training room...and cause the color mines to go off. Soon they are in different colors as the audience laughs)

Sidious: Who did this?!

Dooku: (notices) What's this?

(The droids glare at the Sith and point their guns at them)

Dooku: Oh crud...these colors are what they are trained to fire at!!!

Sidious: Son of a Sith!

(The droids open fire at the villains, not killing them but annoying them and bruising them a bit. The audience laughs madly at that crap. In a little ship leave the area, we see the hosts laughing as they high five one another)

Stitch: Sweet! 5 pranks done!

Lilo: Yep! Dookie and Sidney got their asses kicked good.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience cheers)

Cream: Folks, we're done with another episode. Join us again when we pulled pranks on that gay reptile freakso, the Phage.

Lilo: Until next time, have a frigging day!!!

(The audience cheer as we fade to black, ending another episode)

Episode 51: Taking Down Phage

(Outside a familiar building in Tokyo, we hear the usual announcer)

Announcer: Folks, prepare yourselves for one hell of another exciting episode of....

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: And now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as Lilo's group appear waving to the unseen crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back after manhandling Dooku and Sidious in a galaxy far far away!

Cream: We have tougher ass challenges before, like Norman Osborn, Darkseid and the last two, but this guy is another damn toughie.

Stitch: Ih, the Phage.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: A regular Teknophage, he has been the head of the company under a disguised name and the leader of Team Spicer. The creep eat his victims and lust after two victims.

Cream: Which we will not mention out of the sake for sanity.

(The audience laughs)

Lilo: Right. Anyway, it's time we have some fun with 5 pranks on this psycho. Right, folks?

Audience: Hell yeah!

Lilo: Right. Kenny, the camera's ready?

Kenny: (You betcha, bitch.)

Lilo: Good, then let us begin the ass whooping that this page has ever seen.

(Inside the building, Stitch search a desk and take out a marker. Cream pick up some ketchup. Next they went up to the second floor via some stairs. Cream smile mischievously as she grab an 'Out of Order Sign' near an elevator and put it next to another one)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group walk down a hallway, Stitch stopping to vandalize a painting)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: This is going to be so much damn fun.

(Now the group enter a garden room. Lilo grab some fertilizer while Cheese drop some ketchup near one big plant)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Meanwhile, we see the Phage, in his human disguise, walking down the hall)

Phage: Well, as usual, I may as well see what my employees are do...

(Phage gasp as he saw the picture of himself being vandalized. The lizard jump up and down, cursing as the audience laugh)

Phage: Grrrr, who did this?!

(Phage groan as he goes up to an elevator, unaware that it's the broken one. The villain open the doors and step in...falling right through the elevator shaft. The audience laughs like mad. In the previous floor, the Phage got out of the shaft and curse furiously)

Phage: I will eat someone's ass for this!!!!

(Inside the building, Stitch search a desk and take out a marker. Cream pick up some ketchup. Next they went up to the second floor via some stairs. Cream smile mischievously as she grab an 'Out of Order Sign' near an elevator and put it next to another one)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group walk down a hallway, Stitch stopping to vandalize a painting)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: This is going to be so much damn fun.

(Now the group enter a garden room. Lilo grab some fertilizer while Cheese drop some ketchup near one big plant)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Meanwhile, we see the Phage, in his human disguise, walking down the hall)

Phage: Well, as usual, I may as well see what my employees are do...

(Phage gasp as he saw the picture of himself being vandalized. The lizard jump up and down, cursing as the audience laugh)

Phage: Grrrr, who did this?!

(Phage groan as he goes up to an elevator, unaware that it's the broken one. The villain open the doors and step in...falling right through the elevator shaft. The audience laughs like mad. In the previous floor, the Phage got out of the shaft and curse furiously)

Phage: I will eat someone's ass for this!!!!

(Meanwhile Lilo's group goes into a bathroom, switching the shampoo with the fertilizer)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. All right, one more prank left to go.

Stitch: Meega got an idea....

(The group leaves the bathroom. Meanwhile, Phage enters the garden room, checking out a big plant)

Phage: Ahhhh, one of my beautiful yet dangerous of plants. It attacks when it smells blood...or ketchup.

(Phage's foot however step on the ketchup causing it to squirt onto this, much to his shock. Suddenly the plant snap its jaws onto the Teknophage causing him to scream and curse. The audience laughs as the Phage got himself out)

Phage: AHHHHHHHHHH! I gotta get cleaned!!!

(Phage leave the garden room. We see Lilo's group in a cargo bay, pressing a button to open some trapdoors. Cream, grabbing a blanket from nearby, throw it onto the big hole.)

Cream: Now to lure him over here.

Lilo: (grabs some paint) Here's some paints!

(In the bathroom, Phage got into the tub to clean himself off. Soon the villain pour the fertilizer, unknown to himself, onto himself. Suddenly, to his shock, the lizard creature now looks like a hairy freak. The audience laughs as the Phage curse and scream)

Phage: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Inside the cargo bay, Phage groans as he walks in)

Phage: Damn it to hell. If I find out who has done this, he is in my stomach. Further...

(Phage looks surprised as he saw a familiar girl standing nearby)

Phage: Cherry? Well, well, this is a big surprise! Heh, I'm sure Sanford won't mind...

(Phage rush over to 'Cherry'...but yelp as he steps on a familiar blanket, right into a big hole. The audience laughs as he hear him screaming until all is silent. The hosts appear, laughing a bit as it is revealed that 'Cherry' is a painting on a wall)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. That was fun.

Stitch: 5 pranks done and Phage got ass kicked.

Cream: Right. I got to say, we did great this time around.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to audience) Folks, we are running out of time here, so thank you all for watching. Join us for our season finale where we go after that striped business tiger, Shere Khan.

Stitch: Until now then, bye!

(The audience cheer as we see the hosts wait. We fade out, ending the frigging episode)

Episode 52: What Shere Khan

(We now cut to outside Shere's business in Cape Suzette. We hear the usual music as the announcer speak)

Announcer: Folks, you love them, love adore them, you love to see bullies get their ass kick on them, now it's time for the season finale of the series of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Damn straight! And now, your hosts, Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!!!

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks. welcome to another season finale. Our season is short and it's time to end with a bang.

Stitch: Weega kicked Phage's ass the last time, time to do the same to another dangerous stupid head.

Cream: Right, a tiger named Shere Khan, dangerous and cruel.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: He has it a long time coming so time for us to pull 6 pranks on him to get back on him.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the move.

Lilo: Good. Stick with us, folks, it's time to have some fun.

(The group goes into the place. They search through the secretary's desk and found some glue. Cream took a bucket of water nearby. Now they went upstairs to Shere Khan's office. Upon arrival, Lilo glue the chair while Cream dump the bucket of water)

Cream: Hee hee hee. This oughta be a double decker of fun.

(Now our heroes took the elevator back down. They now enter an invention room. Stitch grab some tools and then tinker with some sort of machine that makes expressio)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now we see Cream grabbing some chemicals and pouring them into a formula nearby)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Back in the office, Shere returns, sitting in his chair, unaware that it has glued on it)

Shere: Hmmm, stocks and business is doing good, very good....

(Shere tries to get up but yelp as he find himself stuck. The audience laughs like mad as the tiger growl and roar)

Shere: What's this?!

(Shere rolls around in the chair, which is a rolling one, but slip on the water on the floor. The villain yelp and scream while he roll towards a long flight of stairs, falling down them like mad afterwards. The audience laugh some more)

Shere's Voice: AHHHHHHH!!!!

(Now we see the group entering the cargo room. Cream pick up some marbles and drop them near some stairs)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: Kick ass, one more prank left to set up.

(Stitch notices a crate and open it, finding some land mines nearby.)

Stitch: Stitch got one hell of an idea. Help meega plant these....

(Inside the invention room, Shere, groaning and out of the damn chair, came in)

Shere: Grrr, if only I find the ones who pull those pranks on me. I need some pick me up first.

(Shere press a button on the expresso machine. It begins to move...but a long part, messed with by Stitch, hits the tiger in the balls causing him to yelp in pain while the audience laughs)

Shere: AHHHHHHHH!

(The tiger goes over to a formula)

Shere: I don't need a drink...I will just...

(Suddenly the formula explode in Shere's face, making the audience laughs as we see stuff on the jerk's face.)

Shere: AHHHHHHHH!

(Later, we see Shere entering the cargo room groaning)

Shere: Grrr, I can so angry, I could...

(Shere yelps as she slip on the marbles sending him falling off the stairs onto the floor below. This cause the audience to laugh some more)

Shere: Damn it all! This cannot be happening...

(Shere got up a bit, but then a bunch of voices spoke up)

Voices: Land mines activated!

(Shere notices that he has activated the land mines planted by Stitch and his pals earlier)

Shere: (groaning) Oh no....

(Outside the building, the whole place blow up like mad. When all is clear, we see the remains falling down and a blackened Shere coughing a bit)

Shere: Awww....

(Shere fell backwards to the floor unconscious as the audience laughs. We see the hosts nearby laughing)

Lilo: All right, kick ass!

Stitch: Ih! 6 pranks done!

Cream: What a way to end a season, eh?

Lilo: Yep, Shere got more than fire on his mind this time.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience cheers like mad)

Lilo: Folks, our season is done. We will see you again next time around on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Hosts: See ya later, folks!

(The audience cheer as the hosts wave before we fade to black, ending the episode and season)

Episode 53: A Diamond in the Butt

(We cut to the desert as we see familiar figures riding on a camel)

Narrator: (quietly) Come with me to a place where we see a (loudly) A FRIGGING KICKED ASS new season premiere episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Now your hosts Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the hosts riding on the camel)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back with the season premiere episode. Our last season finale show us taking down Shere Khan.

Stitch: Ih, weega are ready for another asshole.

Cream: Right. We are arriving at our location where Aladdin and his friends are meeting us.

Cheese: (notice) Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience applaud as we see the Aladdin cast. The hosts stop their camel and shake hands)

Jasmine: Hey guys, thanks for having us on the show.

Abu: (squeaks)

Iago: I'm ready to do this.

Lilo: Right. We're going to pull 4 pranks on that desert rat jerk Abis Mal.

Aladdin: He has been a big trouble for us since he help free Jafar. Can't wait.

Cream: Neither do, ready audience?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: All right, let's kick some ass!

(The group enter Abis Mal's hideout. Aladdin swipe a rope while Abu grab some diamonds. They dodge some of Abis Mal's thieves, then glance at the jerk himself)

Abis Mal: Hee hee, all the money for me as usual.

Genie: Ooooh, wouldn't I love to pranked that bum. (grins) And now, I got a chance.

(Genie use his magic on the rope and diamonds making a trap for the thief, then cover it with leaves to hide the rope)

Genie: Heh heh heh.

(Lilo picks up some sort of rug that looks like a rat. Iago grabs a roller skate)

Iago: What the heck is this thing for?

Lilo: Who knows? Who cares?

(Lilo put the rug on a thief's hat. The girl smirk as one of the thiefs pick it up and put it on)

Lilo: Heh heh.

(We now see Abis Mal walking and seeing the diamonds)

Abis Mal: Hey, how did those get there? (smirks) Well, they're mine now!

(Abis Mal goes over and try to pick up the diamonds...but he set off the trap. The audience laughs as the thief get hanging into the air, hitting the ground and such like mad before getting freed. The jerk stood up and curse like mad)

Abis Mal: Damn it all!!!!

(Meanwhile with Lilo's group, Iago put a skate nearby while Aladdin push a stone hard, causing a hole to the outside appear)

Aladdin: Heh. Carpet, you wanna help?

(Carpet nods as he lies on the ground, waiting patiently. Cream took out some bug loving lotion and switch it with some bug repellent nearby)

Cream: Hee hee. This is going to be great.

(Now we see the thief recovering)

Abis Mal: Hooo, I will sue whoever did that.

(Abis Mal yelps as he saw what appears to be a rat near a top of a pile of gold)

Abis Mal: Gah! A rat!

(Abis Mal grabs a golden scepter and hits the rat...and hit the thief that the rug is on, much to his shock as the minion appears, looking pissed off)

Abis Mal: Oh crap...

(The minion grabs his boss and beat the hell out of him before tossing him away. The audience laughs at that.)

Abis Mal: OOOOOOUCH!

(Later, we see Abis Mal groaning a bit as he walks into a familiar area)

Abis Mal: Ugh, stupid minion. (swipes) And these stupid bugs!

(Abis Mal grabs a familiar bottle and pour it on his face. He yelps in alarm as the bugs quickly attached themselves to himself, bugging, kissing, etc. like mad. The audience laugh as he got them off, the thief has bug bites all over himself)

Abis Mal: Damn it allllll! AHHHHHHHH!!!

(Abis Mal steps on Carpet unknowingly. Suddenly the latter moves sending the thief flying forward and stepping on the roller skate, being send forward some more)

Abis Mal: Whoooooooa!

(Abis Mal is send flying through the new hole and right outside screaming. The audience laughs like mad. We now see the hosts laughing as they came out)

Lilo: All right, 4 pranks done!

Aladdin: Cool!

Genie: All right, now that's magic!

Cream: What a great way to celebrate our season premiere. Thank guys for helping us out.

Iago: What, you mean we don't as always?

(The audience cheers like mad)

Lilo: (to camera) That's our season premiere, folks. Join us next time when we make pranks on Darkwing Duck villain Taurus Bulba.

Stitch: Until then, later!

(The audience cheer as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 54: What A Bunch of Taurus Bulba!

(As we fade in, the audience cheer as Lilo and her friends appear, outside of a hideout)

Announcer: All right, time for another frigging episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts!!!

Stitch: Ih, aloha, folks!

Lilo: Welcome to our show, folks. We're going to have some damn fun of dealing with creeps, villains, etc.

Cream: Yep. We pulled pranks on Abis Mal in our last episode. What fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We are now going after one big target. (shows picture) Taurus Bulba, a mastermind turns cyborg by F.O.W.L., turned pain in the ass for Darkwing Duck.

Stitch: Ih. Now he's our target for this kick ass episode. Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: I can't wait. We're going to pull down 4 pranks on the huge meanie.

Lilo: Right, folks. Shadow, Kenny, are you boys ready?

Shadow: (V.O.) As usual!

Kenny: (V.O.) Huh huh!

Lilo: Right. 4 pranks folks, so let's get going and have some frigging fun!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

(The group enter the hideout. Lilo picks up some marbles and a marker.)

Lilo: Good old classics.

(The group goes into a room which is an invention one. Cream took some sort of explosive device)

Cream: (notices) This is a device that explodes when plugged into.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Stitch took a huge plug as the group goes into the next room, dodging Taurus)

Taurus: I think I shall see how my operations are doing...

(Once the bull is gone, the group came out of hiding. Lilo vandalized a portrait of Taurus nearby)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(Now the group goes upstairs to the next floor. Lilo drop the marbles then they enter a balcony. Cream, seeing an energy device that Taurus used to recharge himself, switch it with the bomb one)

Cream: Hee hee.

(Stitch put a plug into a huge bazooka nearby)

Stitch: Kick ass.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (grins) Time we watch the madness happen.

(The group leaves the balcony. Meanwhile we see Taurus heading back)

Taurus: Well, things are doing fine. Now...

(Taurus gasp as he saw his portrait vandalized. The audience laughs as the villain jump up and down angrily while cursing)

Taurus: Who did this?!

(Taurus calm down a bit as he clean his portrait then head upstairs. The bull head to the balcony but yelps as he trip on the marbles and hit the floor. The audience laughs as Taurus, who got back up, yell and curse angrily)

Taurus: AAAARGH!

(Now we see Taurus heading to the balcony, picking up the bazooka while plugging himself into the bomb device)

Taurus: Perfect. What a way to practice my new weapon as well as charging myself up?

(Taurus tries to use the bazooka, but it backfire on his face, causing one hell of an explosion. The audience laughs as the villain is blackened)

Taurus: GAH! Damn it all, what can...

(Suddenly the bomb device explode, causing the audience to laugh some more. Soon the balcony is destroyed with Taurus blackened)

Taurus: (frowns) Oh son of a bitch.

(Taurus scream as he fell straight to the ground below. The hosts nearby laugh as they high five one another)

Lilo: Sweet! 4 pranks and another jerk prankized!

Cream: Yep! What a great episode.

Stitch: Ih!

Cheese: Chao!

(The audience cheer some more)

Lilo: Folks, we are done with our episode for today. Join us next time when we team up with Sam and Max again to target the fish creep, Mack Salmon. Until next time...

Hosts: Have a frigging good day!

(The audience cheer as the hosts wave a bit. We fade out to black, ending the episode)

Episode 55: A Fish Fry!

(We fade in as the music of the show begins in Mack Salmon's HQ)

Announcer: All right, folks, time for another frigging episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your favorite hosts!

(The audience cheer and applaud as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appear, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks. How many of you enjoy what we did to Taurus Bulba in the last episode?

Audience: YEAH!!!

Stitch: Thought so. Weega are here to torture yet another creep.

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: First off, we like to welcome back our Freelance Police pals, Sam and Max!

(The audience applaud as the mentioned heroes arrive, shaking hands with the hosts)

Sam: Hey, great to be back.

Max: I just love making pranks as well as torturing assholes.

Lilo: Right, especially since the victim today is Mack Salmon, your longtime nemesis.

Cream: You guys ready to perform 4 awesome pranks on him?

Sam and Max: Hell yeah!

Stitch: Ih, time for us to begin!

Lilo: (to audience) Stick around, folks! We're going to do some crap!

(The group goes inside the hideout. Max goes through a drawer and pull out a bottle of ink)

Max: Sweet.

(Stitch took some ashes from a cigarette tray as the group enter the next room which is the kitchn. Stitch smirks as he put the ashes on some cake)

Stitch: Ashes and cake don't mix, bitch.

(Now the heroes enter the next room which is the throne room. Cream pull out a screwdriver and quickly use it on the throne)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Max smirk as he grab some fish bowl cleaner stuff and switch it with the ink bottle)

Max: Oh boy!

Sam: To the bathroom!

(The heroes leave the throne room quickly. Meanwhile we see Mack entering the kitchen, using his body to get some ash covered cake)

Mack: Hmmm, this fish is hungry....

(The body put the cake in the bowl and he ate it. Suddenly Mack spit out the stuff in disgust and alarm. The villain scream and curse in anger)

Mack: AHHHHHH! Who did this?!

(Now the heroes are in the bathroom. Sam grab a little hard to see plunger and put it above the sink that has water in it)

Sam: Heh heh, right into the toilet.

Lilo: This is going to be damn cool.

(Back in the throne room, Mack Salmon arrive as he sat down)

Mack Salmon: What a way...

(Suddenly the throne breaks and collapses sending Mack right onto the floor. The audience laughs as he got back up, cursing furiously)

Mack: DAMN IT ALL! WHO DID THIS AS WELL?!

(Mack groan as he grab the ink bottle unknowingly)

Mack: My bowl needs cleaning...

(The evil fish however squirts ink into the bowl causing the whole thing to get dirty some more. The audience laughs as the villain scream

Mack: AHHHHHHH! I GOTTA GET TO THE BATHROOM!!!

(The villain rush out of the throne room, returning to the bathroom and stopping near the sink)

Mack: Bombs away!

(Mack jumps out of the bowl and towards the sink. But he hit the hard to see the plunger by mistake sending them flying right into the toilet. The villain scream as he reach up...and pull the lever by mistake. The audience laughs as Mack goes down the damn toilet)

Mack: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Once the villain is gone, the hosts and their pals appear, laughing happily and madly)

Lilo: All right, yes, another one bit the dust!

Max: Man, I just love to pull these pranks on fish for brains.

Sam: You crack me up, little buddy.

Cream: 4 pranks are done, folks, and Mack deserve that.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Weega like to thank Sam and Max for helping out.

Lilo: Yep. Join us next time when we target Ra's al Ghul of Batman villain fame. Until next time...

All: Bye!

(The audience cheer as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 56: Taking Down Ra's al Fool

(We cut to a familiar pit somewhere in a deserrt as familiar music begins to play)

Announcer: Folks, time for another warm making yet ass kicking episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Right, and now your hosts!!

(The audience applaud as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appears)

Lilo: Hey folks, are you having one hell of a season so far?

Audience: YEAH!

Stitch: Same to weega.

Cream: We have fun taking Mack Salmon down in our previous episode, huh?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao chao, chao.

Lilo: Folks, we have a lot of dangerous folks which are impossible to take down but we did it anyway. Now we're ready for a new psychopath.

Stitch: Ra's al Ghul, Batman villain, immortal to killed, but to pranked.

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: Yep, the asshole is here for another ritual but he won't be expecting us so this is going to be fun.

Lilo: Today is the usual 4 pranks things so let's go and have some fun.

Other hosts: Hell yeah/chao!

(The heroes sneak through the pit area. Stitch picks up a bomb as he smirks)

Stitch: This is going to be frigging awesone.

(Lilo grab some mud as the group moves on, dodging Ra's who is passing by)

Ra's al Ghul: Yes, today is another evil glorious day.

Cream: (glaring) Or so you think, ugly.

(Cream picks up a rake as the group head on quickly. They reach a digging area as Stitch throw a bomb in a hole and buries it quickly)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(The heroes goes to Ra's al Ghul's tent, Cream drop a rake in the right spot before the group enters. Lilo quickly puts the mud into some lotion in a tray nearby)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. 3 pranks set up, 1 more to go.

(The heroes leave the tent quickly. Meanwhile we see Ra's going to a familiar pit as he pick up a shovel)

Ra's al Ghul: No, no, that isn't right, you fools! Like this!

(Ra's tries to dig in a familiar spot...but the bomb goes off, making a big explosion and covering the film in dust. The audience laughs as the villain scream and curse)

Ra's al Ghul: Grrrr!

(The villain calms down and goes over to his tent)

Ra's al Ghul: I need to put on my face perfection lotion. At least....

(Suddenly Ra's steps on the rake unknowingly which jumps up and hit in the frigging face. The audience laughs as the villain groans and curse)

Ra's al Ghul: Who f**king did this?!

(Meanwhile with the hosts, they reach the edge of a familiar pit as Cream took out a roller skate and put it on the ground)

Cream: One prank down. Ooooh, this is going to be so much damn fun.

Lilo: All right, let's hide. Quickly.

(Inside Ra's tent, the villain put the lotion, unaware that it's tainted with mud, on his face then head on out to the pit)

Ra's al Ghul: Now the time has come...to throw in some dead bodies and make with my plan of making an army of the undead. No one can stop me. No...

(Suddenly flies attack Ra's face, causing him to scream as the audience laughs. The villain tries to bat the bugs away as he steps on the roller skate causing him to go charging out of control and right into the pit.

Ra's al Ghul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs as the villain disappear from sight. The hosts appear, laughing in tirumph)

Lilo: A combined trick! God, we're good.

Cream: I know! What a successful way to end 4 kick ass pranks!

Stitch: Ih!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience cheers and applaud)

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, our new episode is done. Our season finale where we take on the Kingpin is coming so don't miss it!

Hosts: Later!

(The audience cheers some more as we fade out to black, ending the episode)

Episode 57: A Major Kingpin in the Ass

(We go to inside the Kingpin's office building as the music begins.)

Announcer: Folks, our season finale has arrived, so prepare yourselves for a kick ass episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applaud and cheer as Lilo's group enter, waving around)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome to our season finale! Wow, our season is short, eh guys?

Cream: So are the pranks but that ain't stop us.

Stitch: Ih, especially when weega pull some on Ra's al Ghul the last frigging time.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: This season finale is going to be a keeper. This time around, we're targeting the crime meanie and Spider-Man villain, Wilson AKA the Kingpin of Time.

Lilo: Asshole, big jerk and all around creep, he has been asking for this for years now. Now to make due!

Stitch: Ih! 4 pranks as usual!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: This is going to be cool, guys, so stick around. We're ready to do so stuff!

Audience: YEAH!!!!

(The group walk through a hallway carefully. Lilo grab a gun plug from a drawer while Stitch smash a vase, stealing the glass. Next they enter the kitchen area where some food is on a plate waiting for the Kingpin)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Yes, Cheese. I notice.

(Stitch smirks as he put the glass into the food)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(Cream grab a bucket of water and an extension cord before the group left the room. They went through the hideout until they enter an invention one. Cream quickly plug one end of the cord into the outlet then spill the power, making some sparks)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Lilo smirks as she put a plug into the invention)

Lilo: Kick ass. One more prank left to be done....

(Stitch grabs a remote controller little spider slayer, some glue and a rope. The group left the room. Meanwhile the Kingpin enter the kitchen)

Kingpin: Well, before I check my latest invention to be used to get rid of Spider-Man, I think a meal is on order.

(The Kingpin took a plate and chow down...then he scream in pain due to the glass. The audience laughs as the villain curse and scream)

Kingpin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Meanwhile with Lilo's curse, the group are in the Kingpin. While Cheese open a frigging door to a tall bunch of stairs, Stitch tie a rope to the spider-slayer before tying the other end to the villain's rolling chair. The experiment squirt glue onto the chair)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: This is going to be hellva good.

(The Kingpin groans as he enter the invention room, his mouth has bandages)

Kingpin: Damn it, if I find the one who almost made my mouth numb, I'll...

(Suddenly the villain step in the water with the sparking cord, causing him to get electrocuted. The audience laughs as the Kingpin fell to the ground)

Kingpin: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(The Kingpin got up and groan furiously)

Kingpin: I hate it when I get pranked like this.

(The Kingpin gets into the invention and turns it on. Some sparks came out, much to the Kingpin's worry)

Kingpin: Oh....

(Suddenly the invention explodes. When all is clear, the villain is covered in ashes. The audience laughs as he curses)

Kingpin: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(The Kingpin calms down a bit and head through the place into his office, sitting down in his glued chair)

Kingpin: Oh, wait until I find the one who is doing this to me. No one makes a damn fool out of the King...

(Suddenly the spider-slayer is activated, racing down the stairs and pulling the rolling chair with the Kingpin in it. The villain, can't get off due to the frigging glue, screams as he is send flying down the stairs that the robot went down, crashing noises are heard. The audience laughs.)

Kingpin's Voice: AHHHHHHH!!!!

(The hosts appear, laughing and high fiving one another)

Lilo: All right, all 4 pranks done and what a successful end to another great season!

Cream: Yep! I got to say, we kicked the Kingpin's ass!

Stitch: Ih! Big fat ass head! Hee hee hee!

Cheese: Chao!

(The audience applaud and cheer)

Lilo: Folks, our season is done! I hope you enjoy our run for now! Tune in next time for another season of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

(The hosts wave for the last time as we fade to black, ending another cool season)

Episode 58: Uppity Yours!

(We hear some familiar theme music as we appear in Dillydale. The narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Welcome to another season premiere of your favorite ass kicking show...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Damn straight! And now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the mentioned four appearing, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, after a long while, we're back to kick some tail.

Cream: Right., We have some major fun making fun of the Kingpin in the last season finale. We are here in Dillydale for our new season premiere to perform 4 pranks, count them four!

Stitch: Ih. Our episode's target is a Mr. Men stupid head...

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cheese holds up a picture of Mr. Uppity)

Lilo: Here he is, Mr. Uppity. The rudest, snobbiest Mr. Men in Dillydale. I know a few Mr. Men and Little Misses who want to see this guy get what's coming to him.

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Looks like the audience does too.

Shadow: (V.O.) Shadow here, target is on the move. This episode is a go-go.

Stitch: All right! Time to go Freelance Police on his ass!

Lilo: Time for our season premiere so stick around, we're going to do some crazy stuff!

Voice: (slyly) Sounds like the type of mischief that Mr. Rude and I would like.

(They noticed two familiar faces arriving.)

Lilo: Hey, Miss Naughty! It's been a long time since the Vicky one.

Miss Naughty: I know. I thought Mr. Rude should get in the action as well.

Mr. Rude: At least it isn't the type you perverted idiots were thinking of. Ho-ho-ho, but I would love to take care of the idiotic rich man. It'll just be like taking care of the law.

(Some of them frowned while Shadow sighed.)

Shadow: (V.O.) Let's just get this over with.

(At Mr. Uppity's...)

Miss Naughty: Shhh...here's prank 1...

(She placed what appeared to be money on the floor before they dashed away.)

Mr. Rude: (mockingly) Oh my, my loot, she is gone. Where have I put it?

(He quickly hid as the door opened with Mr. Uppity frowning.)

Mr. Uppity: Okay, who dropped-(notices) Ah, money. (grins) Oh, how I do love money.

(He picked it up before it blew up, leaving his face charred black while the audience laughed.)

Miss Naughty: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! That never gets old.

(The group goes to a pet store. Stitch smirks as he took out some free piranha)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(Next up, the group moves on to the park. Lilo grab some spray paint and a marker. Stitch throw in the piranha and some coins in a nearby fountain)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Lilo smirks as she saw a wasp nest nearby with a sign that said, 'Wasp Nest. Keep away!' The girl quickly spray paint the nest yellow before she use the marker to scratch out the message before writing another. It now said, 'Free opera tickets' inside.)

Mr. Rude: Eh, that buffoon loves that opera...

(We now see Mr. Uppity going into the park, groaning in annoyance)

Mr. Uppity: I wish I can catch the one who prank me before.

(He spot the coins in the fountain, then smirk)

Mr. Uppity: I always love free money.

(The Mr. Man reach into the fountain to grab the coins, but yelp in alarm as the piranha attacks him, biting him like mad before getting them off. The audience laughs as Mr. Uppity yells furiously)

Mr. Uppity: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Miss Naughty then motioned the group to come together before she whispered. Quickly they left while a familiar silly man came to Mr. Uppity.)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Uppity!

Mr. Uppity: I am not in the mood right now! I'm about to lose my temper!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Uh oh. I better make sure it's found. Plus you need to use this to hold your other parts back.

(He placed sticky tape all around him as the rich man grunted, with the audience laughing and the hosts and guests peeking.)

Mr. Uppity: You got someone to do it on purpose!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Who?

(He groaned in frustration.)

Mr. Rude: Ho-ho-ho. Even if we didn't come up with that one, Mr. Scatterbrain is good at this as well.

(Mr. Uppity got the tape off of himself as he scowl angrily)

Mr. Uppity: I am going home if this happens once more.

(He notice the disguised wasp nest and spot the "free opera tickets" nearby, making him smile)

Mr. Uppity: Finally! A good way to save my day! I just need to break it open...

(Mr. Uppity pick up a stick and whack the wasp next hard, breaking it. To his shock, a bunch of pissed off wasps appear)

Mr. Uppity: Blast!

(The audience laughs as Mr. Uppity was chased off by the angry wasps. Once he's gone, the hosts and their pals appear, laughing)

Miss Naughty: Sometimes, I can't help myself!

Cream: Us too!

Lilo: 4 pranks successfully done. Good work, everyone!

Mr. Rude: Eh, he was a buffoon anyway.

Stitch: Season premiere done, weega like to thank Mr. Rude and Miss Naughty for helping out.

(The audience applaud)

Lilo: Folks, we are out of time. Join us next time when we target that fool saying jerk of "Courage the Cowardly Dog" stardom, Di Lung. Until next time...

Group: Have a nice day!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 59: I Pity The Di Lung Fool!

(We cut to the city of Nowhere as familiar theme song plays)

Narrator: Folks, prepare yourselves for some ass kicking as we bring you another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!!

Narrator: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applaud and cheer as we see Lilo's group arriving, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. You saw us pull fast ones on Mr. Uppity last episode with Mr. Rude and Miss Naughty's help.

Stitch: Ih, now we're going to pull hell on another stupid head.

Cream: (shows picture) This is this episode's subject: Di Lung, a big meanie who often appears on Courage, messing with him and saying 'fool' like a jerk.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Well, let's see how he likes being made a fool out of.

Stitch: Ih! Asshole gets ass kicking.

Shadow: (V.O.) All right, subject is in place, unknown to him. We're ready to begin.

Lilo: Good, director. And now, let the 4 prank making on Di Lung begin!

Cream: Yeah!

(With Di Lung, he was heading to a theater before bumping to Eustace, making his food spill.)

Di: Watch where you're going, ya fool!

Eustace: (glares) Watch where you're going, you fool!

(He was shoved down before Di turned to the vendor.)

Di: Give me great big popcorn, big one you got.

Vendor: Uh, coming right up.

Eustace: (gets up) Hey, I was here first!

Di: I was always here.

(Then, he was given the popcorn, not known to any of them a fuse on it was lit.)

Di: Ha! I go enjoy movie and now I got popcorn!

(Just then, it blew up, resulting himself in being charred black with the audience laughing.)

Eustace: He-he-he. You're no worse than the Stupid Dog.

(We see Cream taking out something and put it in a seat inside the filled theater. With a smirk Lilo then gave some money to an usher)

Lilo: Okay, you know what to do.

(The usher nods as the hosts leave. As Di Lung enter the theater, the usher grabs him by the hand)

Usher: Sir, we're almost full, but I found you a seat.

Di Lung: Well, thank you, you fool!

(The usher takes the man to a row and motions him to a seat. Di Lung goes to it and sat down...suddenly a farting noise is heard, making the audience laughs and for the theater one to look annoyed)

Man: Keep it down, asshole!

Woman: Annoying jerk!

Usher: Sir! Watch your noises.

(As the usher left, Di Lung took out a whoopie cushion from where he sat, much to his annoyance)

Di Lung: (annoyed) Who's the idiots?!

(Outside in an alley, Stitch grab a bone and tie some money to it before tossing the thing to a dog who grab the bone with its mouth happily. With the string being so damn long, Stitch quickly extend it to outside the place)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Okay, we need one more prank to finish the day.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Right and we know just the one.

(We see the group coming out of the store with a can. Lilo smirks as Stitch took a manhole cover out of its frigging place before she uses it on the new hole, making it look like the manhole is still there)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(We now see Di Lung leaving the movie theater)

Di Lung: Ugh. I am being harassed. Fool!

(Di Lung smirks as he saw the money and grab it)

Di Lung: Mine!

(Di Lung pulls the money too hard causing a familiar bone to appear. The man gasp as the pissed off dog rush at him, mauling the creep big time. The audience laughs as Di Lung cae out, chewed but survived)

Di Lung: Ugh, what else can...

(Di Lung step on a 'sewer cover'...and scream as he fell through into the manhole, making the audience laughs. Lilo's group appears laughing in triumph)

Lilo: All right, 4 pranks done! Cool!

Cream: Yep! Di Lung was asking for it and now he got it.

Stitch: Ih.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Lilo: Another episode done for now, folks. Tune in next time when we go after Danny Phantom's enemy and foe, Vlad Masters AKA Plasmius. Until next time...later!

(We hear more cheering as we fade to black, ending the episode for now)

Episode 60: Torturing Vlady-poo

(We now see the inside of Plasmius's mansion as the narrator speak)

Narrator: All right, folks, fasten your seatbelts as we get ready for another ass kicking episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Yes! And now, your hosts!!!

(The audience cheer as we see Lilo and her pals entering the mansion)

Lilo: Hey everyone, welcome back to our show where we torture the bullies and villains for your entertainment and pleasure.

Cream: Right. We made a fool out of Di Lung in our last episode. Time for us to do some more butt kicking.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Ih. Let's show the folks our episode's target, shall weega?

(Lilo nods as she shows a pic of Plasmius)

Lilo: Plasmius, AKA evil rich man Vlad Masters. He has been annoying and fighting Danny Phantom for a long time...and get this! He wants to marry Danny's mom!

Audience: Booooo!

Stitch: Sick, eh? Weega are going to teach him a lesson, like it or not.

Cream: With 4 pranks, so you folks are in for a treat.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Join us, won't you, as we made an ass out of Plasmius more so than usual.

(Stitch raids a wardrobe and took out a marker, then he and his pals goes to the next floor. They hid in a wardrobe to dodge Vlad as he was passing by)

Cream: (glaring) Evil asshole.

(Lilo pick up a box of tools nearby before she and her pals head into the kitchen. Cream smile as she open the fridge and swipe an egg, putting it into the microwave before turning the device on)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group goes into the next room. Stitch smirks as he quickly use the marker to vandalize Vlad's picture)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: Two pranks prepared, two more to go...

(By this time, Vlad enter the kitchen)

Vlad: Well, time for me to have my usual brea...

(The villain gasp as he saw the mess now made in the microwave. The audience laughs as he curse and scream)

Vlad: Damn it all!

(Vlad groans as he tries to clean up the mess. We go back to Lilo's group as they enter the lab. Cream grab some chemicals and put them in a beaker, causing them to mix violently)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: All right, one more prank left to set up. Now let's mess with Vlady-poo's security system, shall we?

Stitch: Shall!

(Back with the dumbass, he enter the hallway looking annoyed)

Vlad: If I find the one who...

(Vlad looks shocked as he saw his picture a huge mess. The audience laughs as he jump up and down cursing and screaming)

Vlad: AHHHHHHH!!!

(We see Lilo's group near the security system. The girl smirk mischievously as she use the tools to mess with it, changing the thing from 'Danny Phantom' to 'Vlad Plasmius'.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

Cream: All right, ouch time.

(The girls leave the area quickly. Vlad came into the lab with a scowl)

Vlad: Damn it, I hate cleaning up messes. Who...(notices) What's this?

(Vlad looks at the beaker that got the mixed up chemicals closely. Suddenly it explode right in his black, covering him with cdrap. The audience laughs as the villain jumps up and down)

Vlad: Fenton! He must be here! Who else did these pranks on me?! Well, he won't get away that easily!

(Vlad turns into his Plasmius form, ready to take Danny down. Suddenly the alarms goes off)

Security system: Intruder alert, intruder alert!!!

Plasmius: (confused) What the...?!

(The villains looks shocked as weapons appear, aiming right at him)

Plasmius: (yelps) Oh...poopy.

(The weapons are fired as an explosion occurred. The audience laughs as we see Plasmius turning back into his himself. He cough before collapsing to the crowd. Outside the room, Lilo and her friends laugh and hi-five one another)

Lilo: All right, 4 pranks done once more!

Stitch: Ih! Stupid ass got taken down.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Cream: Folks, we are done with another episode today, and Vlady-poo sure got his asses taken down.

Lilo: Yep! Join us next time when we go after the dangerous and psycho-patheist Marvel villain, Doctor Doom. Until next time...

Group: Have a nice day!

(The audience cheer as the group wave to the camera. We fade to black, ending the episode.)

Episode 61: Doctor Doom is Doomed!

(We fade in to the inside of Doom castle as we hear the usual theme music.)

Narrator: And now, buckle your safely belts as we go into another kick ass kicking episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Right! And now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers as Lilo and friends appear, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks. Who like what we did to Plasmius last episode?

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Cream: Yeah. We loved it too. And now, we're going after another asshole.

Stitch: Ih. An evil dictator named Doctor Doom.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Evil villain who has been trying to take over the world and have been pestering the Fantastic Four for years. As leader of Latveria, he got diplomatic immunity.

Stitch: But not from us pranksters!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Hell yeah. We're going to perform 4 pranks so follow us as we made Dr. Doom's life a living hell!

Audience: YEAH!

(The heroes dodge some Doombots while going into the throne room. Cream took out some ball bearings and a whoopie cushion. The rabbit smirk devilishly as she put the cushion onto the throne)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the room and head to some stairs. While climbing down, Cream drop the ball bearings on the middle section)

Cream: Kick ass!

(The group goes to the bottom while dodging more of the Doombots then going into a laundry room)

Stitch: Eh? Stupid head got laundry?

Lilo: Of course, duh!

(Stitch grabs a cord from a shelf then pulls off some valves, causing some water to come out. The group take their leave. Meanwhile we see Dr. Doom entering his frigging throne room)

Dr. Doom: Eh, another Doomful day. Now to think up a plan...

(Dr. Doom sat on his throne, then looks shocked as a farting noise is heard. He pulls out a whoopie cushion then jump up while cursing as the audience laughs)

Dr. Doom: Blast it all!

(The villain breathes in and out then leaves the room. He then head downstairs a bit, then trip on the ball bearing. The audience laughs as he fell down the stairs like hell before landing on the bottom. Dr. Doom got up, cursing and jumping up and down)

Dr. Doom: Damn it to hell! Who dares do this to Doom?!

(The group enter Dr. Doom's bedroom. Lilo swipe a blanket before the group goes into a hallway. Cream pulls a lever, causing a hole to the dungeon to appear. The girl smirks as she put the blanket over the hole)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group carefully goes to the end of the hallway. Now we see Dr. Doom entering the laundry room)

Dr. Doom: Ugh, what a f**ked up day to kill the people who made my laundry. Oh well...time for me to get them.

(Dr. Doom heads on...then steps on the water, getting electrocuted in the progress. The audience laughs madly as the villain jumps up and down, cursing furiously)

Dr. Doom: AHHHHHHHH!

(Dr. Doom calms down and got his laundry, heading out and into his room. After putting his clothes away, the villain left the room)

Dr. Doom: There, that's...

(Stitch, peeking out, smirks as he cues Cheese. The chao knock over some stuff quickly and hid some sight)

Dr. Doom: What?! The intruder!!!

(Dr. Doom rush over, ready to strike, but he step on the blanket and fell into the new hole. The audience laughs as the villain scream while disappearing from sight. The hosts laugh as they came out of hiding, cheering)

Lilo: All right, we did it again.

Cream: Yep. What fun. We totally kick Dr. Doom's ass.

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Stitch: Ih, hope you folks like it.

Lilo: We are done with another episode and Dr. Doom sure deserve what he got. Tune in next time when we go after the F.O.W.L. agent asshole, Steelbeak.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Until then, later!

(The audience cheers as the hosts wave to them before leaving. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 62: Calling F.O.W.L.

(We cut to inside F.O.W.L. HQ as the episode begins. We hear the usual theme music)

Narrator: Welcome back to another damn episode of...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Hell yeah! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applaud as Lilo and friends came into the HQ, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Folks, we're back for another episode that will knock your socks.

Stitch: More so than once!

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: We totally made an ass out of Dr. Doom in the previous episode. Once more, we're going to do the same to another usual creep, this time F.O.W.L. agent and enemy of Darkwing Duck, Steelbeak.

Lilo: Right. A creep who has been a pain in DW's rear for years now. Well, time for us to do the same to them, right folks?

Audience: HELL YEAH! YAY!

Lilo: Right! We got 4 pranks to do on him so prepare yourselves. We're ready for declare some F.O.W.L. play!

Stitch: (annoyed) Don't do that again.

(The group goes into a room where they pick up a bomb and a bucket of weather. Then they go into Steelbeak's office. WIth a smile, Cream quickly plant the bomb into Steelbeak's sandwich)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The gang leaves the office quickly, then tipetoe a sleeping a Egg minion. Soon they enter some sort of exercise room. Stitch figures with a bouncing thing with his claws, messing with the frigging springs)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, good.

(Meanwhile, we see Steelbeak entering his office)

Steelbeak: Oh man, the higher ups would promote once I give them my report. But first, a sandwich.

(Steelbeak takes his sandwich and bites into it. This cause the bomb in it to go off, exploding and turning the villain black. The audience laughs as the villain scowl angrily)

Steelbeak: The hell?!

(The agent breaths in and out as he leaves. Meanwhile, Cream and Cheese push open a door to the outside quickly as Lilo pours the water onto the floor)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. 1 more prank left to frigging go here.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Meanwhile, Steelbeak goes into the exercise room, humming)

Steelbeak: Gotta stay fit here in F.O.W.L.

(Steelbeak jumps on his bouncing thing...and goes too high as he is send into the ceiling, head first through the thing. The audience laughs as Steelbeak fell to the ground in pain, before getting up and cursing)

Steelbeak: Damn it to frigging hell! AHHHHHHH!

(A bit later, we see Steelbeak, recovered, rushing down the hallway)

Steelbeak: I got to get my reports in or I'll...

(Steelbeak however slip on some familiar water, causing him to yelp as he slip and slide right through the door, falling outside. The audience laughs at this. The villain came back in annoyance)

Steelbeak: Damn minions of mine!

(We see the group as Stitch quickly use a pen on some reports before putting them down)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Oh boy, this is going to be hellva good.

(The group quickly rush out of the room just before Steelbeak came in. He grab some reports and press a button, turning on the TV revealing his bosses)

Boss 1: About time, Steelbeak! Where are your reports?

Steelbeak: (grins) Right here, boss!

(Steelbeak put them in a slot as they are teleported to the bosses who look at them on screen)

Steelbeak: Got to say: it's great working for great minds like you. I think...

Boss 2: (anger mark) Great mind?! Is this what you think of us?!

(Steelbeak look shocked as the first boss show one of his reports with bad cursing and nasty insults towards them with the pissed off third one showing bad drawings of them)

Steelbeak: Wait, hang on! Those aren't my reports!

Boss 1: Silence!

(The first boss press a button as lasers appear, zapping the villain like hell. The audience laughs as we see him blackened in ash)

Steelbeak: (coughing) Aw hell.

(We see the hosts outside the HQ as they laugh)

Lilo: Ha ha ha! Steelbeak is going to do a hellva lot of explaining after that!

Cream: You got it! What perfect 4 pranks done!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience applaud and clap)

Stitch: Another episode done! Steelbeak is now stupid ass beak now!

Lilo: Yep. Join us for our season finale, folks, as we haunt down Stitch and I's all time villain, Dr. Hamsterviel. Until next time...

Hosts: Enjoy the rest of the day!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 63: Stomping on Hamsterviel

(We fade in as we see a familiar hideout while hearing some familiar music.)

Narrator: Folks, we are down to our season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell! So please welcome back, Lilo and her pals!

(The audience applaud as we see the hosts appearing, waving to the crowd)

Cream: Good to see you, folks! Our season finale is here and we got a great right so far.

Lilo: After making a fool out of Steelbeak last episode, no surprise.

Stitch: Ih, time for us to pull fast ones on the target of this season finale.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (grins) Want to know who the target is?

Audience: YEAH!

(Cream shows picture of a familiar villain as she explain)

Cream: This is Doctor Jacques Von Hamsterviel, a real asshole whose is Lilo and Stitch's prime enemy. We already made a dick out of Dr. Eggman, time for this villain to get what he deserves.

Lilo: 5 pranks, that's our plan this time, so prepare yourselves. It's time to do this!

(The group walk through the ship, going into one part of the ship which is the engine room. Stitch picks up some tools while Cream receive some oil. The group then goes into the hallway, going into a wardrobe to dodge Dr. Hamstervel)

Stitch: Stupid head hamster...

(Once the villain is gone, the group got out of the wardrobe and into the bathroom. Cream smirk as she switch the oil with the shampoo)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: (notes toilet) Eeew, looks like this toilet haven't been cleaned. Still some crap in there.

(Lilo grabs a bucket and fill it with crappy water before the group leaves. The group enter a bridge of some time as the girl smirk before she and Cheese put the bucket over head, tying a rope to it.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch use the tools on Dr. Hamsterviel's chair quickly, then laughing a bit)

Stitch: Ha ha ha ha! 3 pranks set up and ready to go.

(Cream picks up an experiment pod labeled 'Dangerous Experiment: Don't Squirt With Water' ever before the heroes left. Meanwhile, Dr. Hamsterviel begins to answer room)

Dr. Hamsterviel: Gantu and that stupid experiment may have turned on me but I can still...(notices) Hey, who left the rope here?

(The villain pulls the rope. Suddenly the crappy water is poured all over him, much to his disgust. Dr. Hamsterviel screams as the audience laugh)

Dr. Hamsterviel: Blast, I gotta go get cleaned!

(The villain rush off to the bathroom as fast as he can. Upon arriving, Dr. Hamsterviel got into the shower, beginning to clean himself off, using what he thought was shampoo. The audience laughs as he scream upon seeing dirty, this time with more oil, on himself some more)

Dr. Hamsterviel: What is this?!

(Now then we see an area as Cream put down the experiment pod. Cheese flew up and use a lighter to light the fire alarm, setting it on fire)

Lilo: This will take a while. Enough for us to set up the next and final plank.

Stitch: Goody!

(The group enter the next room. Stitch swipe a keycard quickly as the group leaves. Now we see Dr. Hamsterviel, wearing a towel and such, entering a familiar room)

Hamsterviel: Finally. Ick. You believe how long it took for me to get this clean? Why I...(notices) Hey, what's the experiment doing...

(Suddenly the fire alarm goes off due to the fire, sprinkling water all over and getting the pod left. The experiment appears, growling like mad making the villain gasp)

Hamsterviel: Noooo!!!

(The experiment attacks Dr. Hamsterviel, mauling him like mad and making the audience laughs. After a while, the villain trapped the thing in a cage, making him pant)

Hamsterviel: Need to...lie down...

(Meanwhile, in the bridge, Stitch swipe the keyboard to activate the controls. Soon Lilo smirks as he tap in some commands and press the start key)

Computer voice: Ship will start when captain gets into chair.

Cream: Time to leave!

(The group leaves the room quickly. A while later, we see the asshole coming in, groaning as he sat in his chair)

Hamsterviel: I can't take...

(Suddenly the chair rise up and goes out of control, knocking the villain around like mad before sending him into the sky. The audience laughs as he fell to the floor hard. The villain jump up and down, upon getting up, cursing)

Hamsterviel: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(We later see Stitch putting some crowded things in a closet as he gave the thumbs up.)

Lilo: Final prank set! Let's get!

(As Lilo, Stitch and the others hid, Hamsterviel came in as he rubbed his head...)

Hamsterviel: I don't know how, but if that stupid little girl and Experiment 626 is behind this, I swear that...

(Hamsterviel opened the closet... and a lot of stuff fell on him, including two pictures, seventeen books, nine bowling balls, and ten horseshoes. Hamsterviel groans as he tries to get up.)

Hamsterviel: Everything in that damn closet hit me but the kitchen sink...

(Kitchen sink then falls on Hamsterviel, making him unconscious. We cut back to the hosts going back to their studio.)

Lilo: (laughs) And we have successfully done our 5 perfect pranks on Hamsterwheel!

Cream: What do you think, folks?

(As everyone clapped, Stitch chuckled as he stretched.)

Lilo: Unfortunately, folks, I'm afraid this means it's time to close up our studio once again, but don't fret! We'll be back for another episode in a special season of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The hosts wave as we fade to black, ending another season of this...)

Episode 64: Citizens Kicking Some Ass!

(We hear the theme song of a familiar show as we fade to inside the Police Academy school.)

Announcer: Welcome back to a spanking ass new season of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers as Lilo's group enter the place, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back after a long time since taking down Dr. Hamsterviel.

Stitch: Ih, asshole asked for it.

Cream: You folks ready for some more fun of us pranking bullies, creeps, etc.?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: Good. Our first target in this season premiere is a cop, but one who is very easy to humiliate. We're talking about Thaddeus Harris.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Right. Stupid head was minor creep in movie series and a tough ass. Well, the Police Academy good guys prank him a peg or two. Time for us to do the same time.

Lilo: Right. We're about to perform 4 pranks on Harris so stick around.

Cheese: Chao, chao!

(The group went down the hallway. Lilo open a drawer and pulls out a marker with Cream taking out a bunch of marbles)

Cream: This oughta to be fun. Hee hee hee.

(Lilo smirks as she quickly mark on Harris's portrait nearby. Cream drop the marbles near a door before the group goes into another one nearby. The group saw Harris going through another door, missing them)

Stitch: What asshole.

(Cheese spot a toolbox nearby and took out a wrench from it)

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Look, a bucket of water.

(Lilo took the bucket of water before the group goes into Harris's office. Downstairs, the cop came out through the door and trip on the marbles, making him fall to the floor. The audience laughs as Harris got up and curse)

Harris: Damn it! Who's the asshole who did this?!

(Harris calms down so to speak as he walk on. The cop gasp in shock as he saw his portrait messed up)

Harris: What the hell?!

(The audience laughs as Harris jump up and down, cursing furiously. He calms down and clean the portrait up)

Harris: When I find the dirtbag who did this, his ass, my foot.

(Inside Harris's office, Lilo and Stitch set up a bucket of water on top of a nearby door while Cream mess with the automatic chair)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: This is going to be cool. Come on.

(The heroes quickly hide in the frigging closet. A while later, Harris came into the office, yelping as the water of bucket lands on his head, spilling cold water onto him. The audience laughs as Harris got the bucket off, yelling and screaming)

Harris: Damn it, who's the wise guy?! Grrrr...I need to sleep....down...

(Harris sits down in the chair and turns it on. Suddenly it goes out of control, knocking the police cop around the place then sending him out a nearby window)

Harris: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(The audience laughs then cheers as the hosts came out of hiding, all of them are smiling)

Cream: Cool! We didi it!

Lilo: 4 pranks are done! What a way to start a season premiere!

Stitch: Right. Weega kicked ass.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to audience) Folks, our pranking on Harris is done, and it has been swell! We gotta go now but join us next time when we perform our next set of pranks on Futurama jackass Zapp Brannigan. Until next time...

Group: Later!

(The audience cheers as the hosts wave goodbye for now. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 65: Zapp the Bastard

(As our new episode starts, we hear the usual theme music as we go to inside a intergalactic police station)

Announcer: Welcome to another kick ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts!

(The audience applaud as we see Lilo's group entering a room, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to our show! We have some fun in our last episode?

Stitch: Ih. Weega pull some crap on Harris the ass swipe. Time for us to pull pranks on another.

Cream: Our target in this episode is Zapp Brannigan, the stuck-up so-called handsome man of 'Futurama' who is a total dick head!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: Stitch can't wait to pull 4 pranks on Zapp in this episode!

Lilo: Right! Zapp should be on the move. He doesn't know we're here. Time for us to have some fun!

Cream and Stitch: Yeah!

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

(The group goes through the ship quietly. Stitch search through a desk and marker. The group then goes into a door. Lilo pick up a picture of an alien)

Lilo: This oughta do something.

(Next the group goes into a bathroom where Cream pick up a pile of soap before the trio left. Outside in the hallway, Stitch use the marker on a picture of Zapp to vandalize the damn thing)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group goes to an opened door as Cream put the bar of soap on a few distances from it)

Cream: Hee hee hee. Kick ass.

(The group goes into another room, finding a security room. Lilo smirks as she tape the picture onto the front of the robot then press a button saying 'activate when someone comes in'.)

Lilo: Oh man, this is going to rock.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(We see Zapp entering the hallway, smiling)

Zapp: Oh, this is going to be great, proving how handsome I am to Leela. Once I...

(The man gasp in shock as he saw his picture messed up. The audience laughs as he jump up and down while cursing. Once Zapp is done, he calms down and clean up the mess)

Zapp: Soldiers, always being vandals.

(Zapp walk towards a familiar item on the floor, unknown to him)

Zapp: Anyway, I always get respect from everyone. I'm...

(Suddenly Zapp slips on the soap causing him to scream as he goes sliding towards an opened door, falling right in down some stairs. The audience laughs as Zapp came back, cursing some more)

Zapp: WHO DID THIS?! (calms down) Damn it...

(We see Lilo's group as they put a burger on a stand, tying a sting on it)

Lilo: (smirks) Oh man, this is going to be soooooo cool.

Stitch: 4 pranks already in progress. Sweet!

Cheese: Chao!

(Meanwhile we see Zapp entering a familiar room)

Zapp: Well, time to see if that new security robot is working...

(Suddenly the robot came to life and looks around upon sensing Zapp coming in, turning to him.)

Zapp: What's this?

Robot: Intruder! Intruder!

Zapp: (gasps) Wait!

(Too late as the robot open fire on him, zapping him a few times. We see Zapp covered with ashes. The audience laughs as he yell furiously. Zapp calms down and quickly turn the robot off before leaving)

Zapp: Damn it, I could go for some food right about now...

(Zapp grins as he spot a familiar burger and taking it)

Zapp: Now we're talk...

(However, Zapp ends up pulling the string too hard, causing him to yelp upon seeing a growling alien dog looking at him)

Zapp: S**t!

(The dog attacks Zapp, mauling various times before leaving. The audience laughs as Zapp curse angrily)

Zapp: AAAAAAARGH!!!!

(Cut to Lilo's group who laugh as they cheer in triumph)

Lilo: All right, now we're talking! 4 pranks done!

Stitch: Ih! What a kick ass day, eh?

Cream: Yep! (to audience) Folks, we're done with this episode. Next time around, we're going to take down Sonic's evil jerk of a twin Scourge the Hedgehog!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

All: Later!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 66: Scourge's Prank Day

(We fade in as we go a familiar place in Moebius. The theme music is heard as the announcer spoke)

Announcer: Okay, folks, prepare yourselves to see your favorite villains, creeps, etc., whatever you like them or not, get their asses kicked. Time for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Right! Now your hosts!

(The audience applaud as we see the hosts coming in through a door, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where we pranked the bullies and let you laugh at their misfortune. We did the same thing for Zapp Brannigan and we're doing it to yet another stupid head.

Stitch: Ih. This time around, it's Scourge.

Cream: Trouble maker who always give Mr. Sonic a bad time. Well, our time to give him one!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: 4 pranks we've got planked so we're ready to do this. Right, guys?

Others: Right/Cheese!

Lilo: Folks, stick around. We're going to do some major ass pranking!

(The group quickly goes down the hallway. Lilo pick up a wrench from the toolbox with Stitch taking a frigging saw. Next the group goes into the exercise room where Lilo use the wrench to unscrew the bolts on the dumbbell a bit)

Lilo: Hee hee hee!

(Cream pick up a bottle called liniment)

Cream: (reads warning) "Warning: don't put this stuff in jocktrap or food." Hee hee. Kick ass.

(The group leave the hallway, entering a wardrobe to dodge Scourge as he came in)

Scourge: Eh, what a kick ass to lift some weights. Gotta stay good for my bitch, Fiona.

(Once Scourge is done, the hosts left the wardrobe once more. Cheese open a drawer and pulls out an electrical strip cord from it)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: I think we know what to do with that, Cheese.

(The group enter the kitchen. Meanwhile back in the exercise room, Scourge pick up a familiar drum bell and lift it. Suddenly the weights came off both sides and land on his feet, causing him to scream in pain. The audience laughs as he curse)

Scourge: DAMMMMMNNNNNN!

(Inside the kitche, Cream notice a plate of chili dogs nearby and squirt the liniment on it)

Cream: (grins) Hee hee hee.

Lilo: I think I know how to make the last two tricks a trouble whammy.

(The group goes through the other door. Once in another hallway, Stitch saw a hole in the floor then put the rug over it)

Stitch: Nothing beats classics.

Cheese: Chao!

(Inside the kitchen, a groaning Scourge returns, heading to his meal)

Scourge: Ugh. When I get the asshole who mess with my weights...

(Scourge ate the chili dogs. Suddenly the villain gasp and scream in pain. The audience laughs as he rush to the water tank, drinking from it quickly. They laugh harder as Scourge yell like mad)

Scourge: AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

(Once in the basement, Cheese plug one end of the cord into an outlet as he put the strip part, which is sending out sparks, into a puddle of water)

Lilo: Oh man, cool!

Cream: Come on!

(Back upstairs, Scourge groans a bit as he feel his damn tongue)

Scourge: Damn it. Who's the wise ass? I'm going to....

(Scourge scream as he step on the rug and fell into the new hole. The audience laughs as the villain lands below. He got up, groaning but step in the water, getting electrocute in the progress until the jerk is turned into ash)

Scourge: (coughing) Awww s**t.

(The audience laughs as Scourge fell to the floor unconscious. We go back to the group as Lilo and her friends laugh happily)

Stitch: Sweet! He's down!

Cream: Mr. Sonic is going to be sooooo happy!

Lilo: Right! Scourge sure got what's coming to him. Very good.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We're done with another cool episode. Join us next time when we pull double trouble on "Drawn Together" freaks Spanky Ham and Captain Hero. Until next time...

Group: See ya!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode once more)

Episode 67: Squeal Like A Pig And Bitch Like A Girl

(We hear the usual theme music as the episode fades in to the front of the Drawn Together House. The audience cheers as the announcer spoke)

Announcer: Time now for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Now your hosts!

(The audience cheers once more as Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appears)

Lilo: Hey folks, did you enjoyed how we pulled a lot on that creep Scourge the last time?

Audience: Hell yeah!

Cream: Great! In this episode, we are going to pull pranks on not just one, but two people.

Stitch: Ih. Spanky Ham and Captain Hero of Drawn Together frame, greedy, annoying, big jerks in their own right.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: To make this fun, we will pull 4 pranks, 2 on each. I think we will all enjoy that, eh?

Audience: Yeah!

Lilo: All right, let's do this!

(The group goes into the house as Lilo open a drawer, finding some glue and a cherry bomb. They go into the bathroom where Lilo lit the cherry bomb, putting it in the crapper. Then she glue onto the toilet seat)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the bathroom and heads upstairs. They notice a bee hive as Stitch took it. Cheese took some frigging pain)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Hey look, a wrench.

(Cream took the wrench as the group move on. In the bathroom. Spanky rush in there and sat down)

Spanky: Aww, hell. I gotta go to the bathroom. (farting) Ahhhh.

(Once he's done, Spanky tries to get up but the pig is glued to the seat)

Spanky: What the crap?! Hey, who glued me to the seat?!

(Suddenly the cherry bomb sending Spanky exploding right off the toilet and hitting the ceiling. The audience laughs as he lands on the now wet bathroom floor)

Spanky: Ouch....

(Meanwhile, we see the group entering Captain Hero's room. Stitch use the paint to make the bee dive look like a pinata then Cheese hang it on the ceiling)

Cheese: Chao!

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group leaves the bedroom and enter the living room. Cream smirks as she use the wrench on the automatic chair)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the room. Toot enter and sat down while Spanky, groaning, enter)

Toot: Hey Spanky! Get this chair moving, wll ya?

Spanky: Ugh, all right, fine.

(Spanky took the remote and press a button. Suddenly the chair goes out of control and hits Toot much to the pig's shock. Then the fat ass was tossed up. She got up, pissed at Spanky)

Toot: What the toot?! Being a wise ass, eh?!

Spanky: Wait, it wasn't me!

(Toot grabs Spanky and hit him a lot of times before slamming him into the wall. The audience laughs as, once Toot left, Spanky got up and curse a few times)

Spanky: AAAAAAARGH!

(Meanwhile with the hosts, Lilo search through a drawer and set them down near a bunch of stairs)

Lilo: (smirks) Oh man. This is going to be soooooo awesome.

Stitch: Ih! Okay, let's hide.

(Meanwhile back in Captain Hero's room, the man arrives and gasp as he saw the disguised beehive nearby)

Captain Hero: Sweet! A pinata! I, Captain Hero, will take it down!

(Captain Hero quickly hit the hive with one punch. It broke reveal a bunch of pissed off bees, much to his horror)

Captain Hero: Oh poopy.

(The bees attack Captain Hero causing him to scream like a girl. The audience laughs as he rush out of the room)

Captain Hero: Damn it to hell! Who dares make fun of me?! I shall...

(The moron trip on the marbles screaming as he fell down a lot of stairs, the many stairs one that is. The audience laughs as he fell down like mad various and various times. The group came out of hiding laughing)

Lilo: Sweet! Another episode done and man, did we kick ass.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Yep! We sure teach those two meanies a major lesson.

Stitch: Whatever it could be.

Lilo: Folks, we gotta go now, but next time around, we're pulling pranks on old mean ass owner of Courage, Eustace Bagge. See ya later!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the new episode)

Episode 68: Eustace Gets Bagged!

(We fade to outside the Bagge household as we hear familiar theme music)

Announcer: Folks, get ready for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group appearing, waving to the audience)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show. Last time, we pulled four pranks on those Drawn Together creeps Spanky Ham and Captain Hero.

Stitch: Ih. Stupid heads got crunched!

Cream: Today, we're pulling 4 pranks on another meanie: Courage's owner Eustace Bagge.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Eustace has always been mean to our doggy friend Courage, scaring the hell out of him each time. I think he deserves some punishment, don't you folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Right! Come on, let the punishment begin!

(Upon entering the house, Lilo took a saw from the toolbox. Stitch reach into a hole in the floorboards, pulling out a snake while Cream pulls out a purple rug)

Stitch: Let's see what these items do.

(The group goes over to Eustace's chair as Lilo quickly saw certain parts of it)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group goes into the kitchen. Stitch, spotting a pot on the stove, replace the ladle with the snake)

Stitch: Oh boy, prank two done.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

(The gang leaves the place and goes to the barn. Cream picks up a pitchfork.)

Cream: Hmmm....

(Back inside the house, Eustace appears, mumbling)

Eustace: Why does Muriel has to chose this time to go to the store? I want my food!

(The old man got into his chair, but yelps as the thing fell apart, sending his ass to the floor. The audience laughs as Eustace got up, cursing and yelling)

Eustace: AHHHHH!

(The old man calm down somewhat as he goes into the kitchen. Eustace smirks as he saw the pot)

Eustace: Hee hee hee. Some food!

(Eustace took what he thinks is the ladle, but yelps as the snake came to life and attack him, squeezing the old man like mad before letting him go, leaving. The audience laughs as the old man curse and scream once more)

Eustace: AHHHHHHH!

(In the barn, Cream set up the rug in some hay nearby while she set up the pitchfork in the right place)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch search through some stuff and find an illusion can nearby. The group head outside and went over to the truck. Stitch, spotting a hole in front of the truck, spray the hole itself, making it look full)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Sweet. All pranks are full.

(Back inside the barn, Eustace came in while mumbling)

Eustace: Where's that stupid dog?

(The old man smirks as he notice some purple rug, thinking it's Courage. Eustace put his mask on while coming over with a chuckle)

Eustace: Heh heh heh...OOGA-BOOGA!

(Eustace quickly move some hay away...and yelps as he saw himself in the mirror with the mask. The old man jump back in freight and scream as he hit his ass on the pitchfork. The audience laughs as Eustace jump around with his butt sore)

Eustace: AAAARGH!

(Eustace groans as he put the pitchfork away before leaving the barn. He heads over to his truck)

Eustace: I need to go to town before I lose my mind. Yeah, that's it. At least...

(Eusace steps onto the "ground" and yelps as he fell into the hole screaming. The audience laughs as we hear him cursing in the hole)

Eustace: (V.O.) Stupid illusion!

(Somewhere away from the hole, the hosts laugh in triumph)

Lilo: Sweet! Is that awesome or what?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Right! The audience sure love all that crap!

(The audience cheers wildly)

Stitch: Ih! Weega done with another kick ass episode!

Lilo: Yeah. (to audience) Remember folks, our season finale is coming up where we pull fast ones on Aladdin villain Mirage. Until next time...

Group: Later!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode once more)

Episode 69: Not A Mirage, But The Real Thing

(We fade in to Mirage's lair as we hear the usual theme music)

Announcer: Folks, our season finale is finally here, so prepare for more kick ass action on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers and applaud as Lilo and her pals enter)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our season finale. It's been a while but we're here.

Stitch: Ih. Weega can't wait to see out this episode ends.

Cream: Last night, we made a fool out of Eustace Bagge. Time now for us to pull a season finale on yet another creep or meanie.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Lilo pulls out a picture of a familiar Aladdin villainess)

Lilo: Now here is Mirage, the local villainess of Aladdin who has been causing pain in the ass for the Agrabah hero and his pals for years, always thinking love is weak.

Audience: Booooooo!

Stitch: Yeah, stupid head!

Lilo: Well, let's see who's the weak one once we're done with her.

Cream: Right. After 5 pranks are done, she will suffered longer than her usual defeats!

Lilo: All right then, let the season finale begin!

(First off the group goes through the lair and search through a bag, finding some mousetraps in it. Then they go into the dining room. Cream pulls out a blowtorch, using it on Mirage's chair)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Lilo put the mousetraps in Mirage's food)

Lilo: Okay, two pranks set down, enough for a double pranker.

(The group leaves the room quickly. Next, Stitch pulls out a marker and use it on Mirage's idol nearby, vandalizing it)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(The group now goes into the dungeon nearby and notice a growling dangerous creature locked up)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Lilo grins as she took out a screwdriver, messing with the lock)

Lilo: Man, this's going to be sweet.

(Back in the dining room, a grinning Mirage arrives)

Mirage: Ah, a meal fit for a goddess. In this case, me.

(Mirage sat down and begin to eat her food. She yelps when the mousetrap snaps on her fingers, causing her to scream. The audience laughs a bit)

Mirage: Ouch! What the...?!

(Suddenly the chair she's in collapse sending her to the floor. The audience laughs some more as she got up yelling furiously)

Mirage: WHO DARE DO THIS?!

(Back with Lilo's group, we see them entering a magic room)

Lilo: I wonder what this place is for.

Cream: (notices) Hey, cool, some sort of portal. I betcha Mirage uses this to teleport to different dimension.

(Stitch smirks devilishly as he spot some potions nearby)

Stitch: Stitch got one hell of an idea...

(Back with Mirage, she left the dining room, scowling)

Mirage: Grrr, if I catch the ones who...

(Mirage gasps as she saw her idol a complete mess. The audience laughs as the cat goddess curses, jumping up and down furiously)

Mirage: AHHHHHH!!!!

(Mirage calms down before fixing the idol. Then the cat goddess heads to the dungeon, smirking at the dangerous creature from before)

Mirage: Ha ha ha! Not so dangerous now, eh? You are useless! Asshole can't harm me from..

(Suddenly the cage opens as the creature came out, much to Mirage's horror)

Mirage: Crap!

(The creature attacks Mirage, mauling her a few times. The audience laughs while this happens. Soon the creature goes back into its cage while the mauled cat goddess groans then got up, cursing and jumping a bit like mad)

Mirage: AAAARGH!

(A while later, we see Mirage coming into the magic room)

Mirage: Grrrr! So far, things have been going badly! (smirks) But once I get over to Agrabag to cause more pain and such, it will all be worth it!

(Mirage uses the portal. But suddenly it begins to go crazy)

Mirage: (shocked) What the...?!

(Suddenly the portal zaps Mirage. A while later, the cat goddess finds herself in the portal of the dumb annoying people who jumps around her)

Mirage: (sweatdrop) Oh me.

(The audience laughs as Mirage scream while running from the people chasing her. Cut back to Lilo's group who appears while laughing)

Lilo: All right, oh man is that cool or what?

Cream: We did it, 5 pranks done!

Stitch: Ih, what a great way to end season finale episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Folks, I got to say, Mirage will be taking a while to get back from where the hell we send her, but I think it's safe to say, that she's hammered.

(The audience laughs and cheer)

Stitch: That is our season for now!

Cream: Right! We hope to see you all again next time!

Lilo: Remember to stay tuned for another prank-giving action-packed episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Gang: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the cheering crowd while we fade to black, ending yet another great season of Toon Neighbors from Hell)

Author's note
Okay, folks, time for me to get back on this baby. Prepare yourselves!

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Episode 70: Arrr! The Pain!

(We fade in to a familiar island as we hear familiar music playing.)

Narrator: Folks, time for us to teach bullies, creeps, and villains a huge lesson in pain. Time for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group, dressed like pirates, appearing)

Lilo: Hey folks, did you miss us?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Right. Before we go, we wish to issue an apology to someone who appeared in the first season of our show in episode 2. Now we can't say his name because it's the first name of a pal of Jus's who has issues when people with his name get bashed.

Stitch: Ih. So sorry; now weega can move on.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Last time on the season finale of Season 9, we pulled one on that cat goddess Mirage. Now for our season premiere, we're dressed for our next target.

Stitch: Arrr! It be Long John Silver, the Muppet Treasure Island version!

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: The pirate, while a pal of Jim Hawkins, can be a pretty nasty guy when double-crossed and when he doesn't get money. He and his pals are going on a treasure hunt.

Stitch: Which gives us good reason to prank the hell out of him!

Lilo: We're going to perform 4 pranks today so stick around!

(The group hid behind some bushes, going through the island quietly. Stitch pulls out some bear traps from a rock.)

Stitch: Interesting.

(Cheese flew up and made some coconuts fall down to Cream who grabs them)

Cream: Looks good so far.

(The group spots Long John Silver and his goons arriving. They duck to avoid them)

Silver: All right, you seawags! We must find that treasure before dawn! Get moving!

Lilo: Oh good. This will be fun.

(Once the pirates are gone, the group came out of hiding. Lilo grabs a shovel nearby. The group took another path to a sandy clearing. Lilo digs parts of the sands before Stitch puts the bear traps in them. The girl covers them.)

Lilo and Stitch: Hee hee hee.

(Cream spots a sleeping snake nearby and grabs it.)

Cream: This oughta be fun.

(The group heads on out, arriving at an area that has vines on the wall. Quietly, and with Cheese's help, Cream puts the sleeping snake on the wall.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch grabs some explosions and a bottle of rum)

Stitch: Who knew that this crap is left around?

Lilo: Who indeed?

(Meanwhile, we see Silver's group arriving)

Silver: Okay, everything looks good so far. Now then...

(The pirate came into the sand clearing...then screams as he steps on the hidden bear traps. The audience laughs as he tries to pull the stuff off.)

Silver: THE HELL!

Pirate 1: Oooh, that will hurt!

(Meanwhile with Lilo's group, they enter a cave and found a chest. Stitch opens it.)

Stitch: (sees gold) Wow...

Cream: (smirks) Idea time.

(In another part of the jungle, Silver's group arrives to the wall)

Silver: The map said that we need to climb up this wall to move on.

(Silver grabs the snake, thinking it's a vine. He pulls it too hard, waking the creature up and making it hiss. The pirate screams as the snake wraps around him, squeezing Silver like mad. The audience laughs as the snake throws him into a tree far before leaving in a huff.)

Pirates: Oooh!

(Silver got up and jumps around, screaming)

Silver: AAAAARRRRRR!

(After leaving the cave, the group heads through the jungle then found a stump)

Lilo: One more prank left to try...

(Stitch breaks the coconut's top with his claws then put the rum inside. Lilo then put in some pills into the drink)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: This will so kick ass.

(At a familiar cave, Silver and his pirates crew arrives, noticing the chest)

Mad Monty: Hey! We don't have to dig it up!

Silver: Wait for me to check this out! No need for us to go through the same trouble.

(Silver opens the chest, revealing dynamite inside that blows up. After the explosion dies down, the villains are covered in ash. Silver cleans himself off and yell furiously as the audience laughs.)

Silver: Damn it to frigging hell!!!!!

Clueless Morgan: (gasps) He cursed, he cursed!

Polly Lobster: (anger mark) Shut up, Clueless!

(A while later, Silver and his men goes through the jungle, with the pirate fuming)

Silver: I was injured and blown up. And no treasure! Ugh, I need a drink!

(Silver notices a coconut drink on a familiar stump, making him drink)

Silver: Well, my request is granted.

Polly Lobster: Wait, captain. Shouldn't...

Silver: Silence, I want my drink and no one will make me change my mind!

(Silver takes the coconut drink and drank all the contents)

Silver: Ahhhh, that's...

(Silver then yelps and groans a bit. The audience laughs some more.)

Silver: I think I need to...ARGH! CRAP!

(Silver rush off quickly while holding his ass)

Polly Lobster: Boss, wait up!

(The pirate rush off after Silver. Once they're gone, the hosts came out, laughing like mad.)

Stitch: Kick ass! Weega show him!

Cream: Yep! Silver has been the butt of our jokes big time!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: I think the audience enjoy our pranks more than we did, right folks?

Audience: YEAH!

(Applauding is heard)

Stitch: Hope you folks enjoy our season premiere.

Cream: Right! When we come back for the next episode, we go toe to toe with the enemy of Captain America, the Red Skull. Until next time, folks!

(The hosts wave to the audience who applaud for them. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 71: Making the Red Skull Red!

(We cut to inside a Nazi-HQ. As the episode begins, we hear music being played. The audience applauds as Lilo and her friends came into the place.)

Lilo: Hey folks! Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese here, ready for another kick ass episode!

Stitch: Ih! Weega are once again willing to do what weega do best: performs pranks on a lot of creeps for your pleasure.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: In our previous episode, which is the season premiere, we took down that meanie Long John Silver. Today, we're going after a different kind of creep.

Lilo: Right. We're now in the HQ of the enemy of the planet and Captain, the Red Skull, soon to appear in the new movie coming out later this year. Well, for now, he's the target of today's episode.

Cream: Right! This is going to be fun, making a fool out of that creep after all these years of him terrorizing our world.

Lilo: Right. We got 4 pranks planned so let's do this crap!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target's on the move. Let's get this episode started.

Stitch: Right, director! Hee hee hee!

(The group sneak through the hideout, hiding henchmen as they go do. Stitch opens a drawer and pulls out a marker and a whoopie cushion.)

Stitch: Meega knows what to do with this crap.

(The group came across a Red Skull painting. With a smirk, Stitch quickly vandalizes the thing.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Never gets old.

(The group enters a room of inventions. Lilo takes a cream of oil while Cheese steals a grenade. The group leaves quickly. A while later, they came to a door to the basement; Stitch opens a door as Lilo quickly spills the oil onto the floor.

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group heads upstairs. The Red Skull appears, walking through a familiar area)

Red Skull: Well, at least Sin will carry on my legacy and cause trouble in that new Marvel mini-series. Very soon...

(The villain gasps as he saw his vandalized painting. The audience laughs as the Red Skull jumps up and down angrily. He calms down and fixes the thing.)

Red Skull: Vandals! How dare they!

(The group meanwhile is seen entering Red Skull's office. Cream steals a wrench and quickly messes with the villain's chair. Cheese opens a window)

Cream: Hee hee. One more prank left to work on.

Lilo: Man, this kick ass!

(Meanwhile, the Red Skull is heading towards his office in determination)

Red Skull: Well, on the plus side, I get a big starring role comes the movie. So...

(The villain yelps as he slips on the familiar oil on the floor. The Red Skull screams as he fell down into the basement via the door. The audience laughs as the Red Skull came back, cursing and screaming.)

Red Skull: DAMN IT ALL!!!!

(The group goes into the kitchen and found a meal ready. Lilo grabs some shaving cream before Cheese puts the grenade in the meal. Lilo pours the shaving cream to cover it.)

Lilo: Hee hee.

Cream: Good. Now let's hide quickly.

Others: Ih/Chao!

(We see the Red Skull going into his office, sitting in his chair)

Red Skull: Ugh. I need my rest after that trip before. When I find out who did this...

(Suddenly the chair goes out of control, making the Red Skull scream like crazy before he is thrown out the open window. The audience laughs. Back downstairs, the Red Skull came back, screaming and cursing as the audience laughs some more.)

Red Skull: AAAAARGH!

(The Red Skull breaths in and out then go through his HQ, going into the kitchen)

Red Skull: Maybe my meal will cheer me up.

(The Red Skull gets a fork and digs in, but then pulls out a familiar pin. We hear ticking)

Red Skull: What the...?

(The meal explodes like mad sending the Red Skull into a wall. The audience laughs)

Red Skull: Damn...it...

(The Red Skull falls to the floor unconscious. Outside the HQ, the hosts appear, cheering.)

Lilo: Cool! We did it!

Cream: Yeah. He's going to be feeling that one afterwards.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Folks, if you enjoy that, so did we! A preview of the punishment of the Red Skull you will see this summer when Captain America comes out!

Stitch: Look for it! And look for us again as we take on that cross-dressing weirdo Him in the next episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience cheers as the gang waves. We fade to black, ending the frigging episode.)

Episode 72: Get Him!

(As our episode begins, we cut to a familiar HQ as familiar theme music plays)

PPG Narrator: Him's Hideout, where you folks get a chance to witness another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

PPG Narrator: Right! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo and her pals entering the place, waving to us)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to the show that shows us making fun at bad guys for your amusement only.

Cream: Right. Last time around, we kick down that Red Skull meanie for your entertainment. We're doing it again for a huge devil asshole.

Stitch: Ih. His name is Him, a villain so fearful and such that we can only call him 'Him'.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Over years, he causes trouble for the Powerpuff Girls, turning their fears, friends, etc. after them. Well, you know what they say...

All: What goes around, turns around!

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Hee hee. Him's going to get it.

Stitch: 4 pranks planned so let's kick some ass.

Girls: Yeah!

Stitch: Oh yes. Stitch remembers that meega still got the whoopie cushion from last episode.

Lilo: We can still use that. Now then, let's do this.

(The group sneaks into the exercising room. Cream grabs a toolbox nearby while Lilo grabs a bucket of water.)

Lilo: Why does Him got this thing around?

Cream: Who knows, who cares?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cream uses the toolbox on a dumbbell nearby, making one end loosen a bit. Then she uses a hammer on a floorboard.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the room quickly. They enter a room before Lilo, with Stitch's help, put a bucket of water on top of a door.)

Lilo: So good....but here's something's else.

(Cream saw a hole in the floor then leaves the rug over it.)

Cream: Nice.

(Him, in his exercising outfit, enters the room as he picks up the dumbbell)

Him: (f.v.) Hmmm, what a perfect way to get some exercise...

(Him lifts the dumbbell but the weights fell off the sabotaged end, hitting the loosen end of the floor board. The villain screams as he is send flying, making the audience laughs. Him, after hitting the floor, got up while screaming cursing.)

Him: (e.v.) WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!

(Him calms downs, breathing in and out while glaring at the broken dumbbell)

Him: (e.v.) Damn faulty equipment!

(In the living room, Stitch puts the whoopie cushion on a recliner while Cream uses the tools on it)

Stitch: Cheese! Another prank down.

Lilo: One more to go.

(Back in the other room, Him came in while humming. But the bucket of water ends up on his head, covering his view)

Him: (e.v.) WHAT THE DEVIL?!

(The audience laughs as Him tries to get the bucket off, but step on the rug, falling through the new hole. Him came back as he curses and scream some more.)

Him: (e.v.) AAAAARGH!

(We see Lilo and her friends near a vacuuum cleaner. With a smirk, Stitch rips open a bag and spill the remains all over the place. The others mess with the vacuum cleaner.)

Lilo: (smirks) Oh yeah. This is going to be so frigging sweet.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(We now see Him going to his recliner after drying himself off)

Him: (f.v./annoyed) Ugh! I hate pranksters. I think some relaxation will...

(Him sits in his recliner, but made a farting noise upon sitting down. The audience laughs a bit.)

Him: (e.v.) WHAT THE HELL?!

(Him removes the whoopie cushion, scowling as he toss it away. The villain then tries to uses the recliner but yelps as it toss him into a wall. The audience laughs madly as Him got up, cursing and screaming)

Him: ARGH!

(Him calms down a bit)

Him: (f.v.) I need...to get out of here.

(Him leaves a bit. A while later, the villain enter a familiar room, looking shocked at how dirty it is.)

Him: The heck? Ugh! I just clean this room!

(With a groan, Him grabs the vacuum cleaner and prepares to use it. Without warning, it sucks him in instead, making the audience laughs.)

Him: (e.v./inside vacuum) ARGH!

(Outside the HQ, the audience applauds as Lilo's group high-five one another)

Stitch: Sweet! 4 pranks done! And another bad guy taken down!

Cream: Sucks for him, eh? Hee hee hee!

Lilo: (to audience) Folks, hope you enjoy that! We sure did! Him got what he deserves!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Folks, we are out of itme but we will be back next time to deal with another devil named Hades in another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Stitch: Bye bye!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the new episode)

Episode 73: Hades Goes To Hades

(We cut to the Underworld from Disney as we hear familiar theme music playing. Soon Lilo's group appears as the audience applauds for them.)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome back to our kick ass show of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we've beaten the hell out of those who asked for it via pranks!

Stitch: Ih. Even the devils like Him in our previous episode.

Cream: This show has been going on for 10 seasons and we're proud of it, right Cheese?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. We deal with the impossible before and now it's time to do so again. You can see that my friends and I are in the Underworld from Disney.

Stitch: Our target today is the hot head himself Hades who causes trouble for our allies like Sora, Hercules and their friends alike.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: Today though, he's our episode's target. Today, Hades will be the one who will getting his trouble....

Hosts: From us!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Lilo: As usual, we got 4 pranks planned. This is going to be so much fun.

Stitch: Ih, let's get this crap started!

Girls: Yeah!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!

(The group goes into Hades's throne room. Cream takes a spike top from a candlestick. Lilo grabs a marker from a drawer while Stitch messes with the villain's TV.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Another frigging classic.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Lilo: That leaves 3 pranks left to set up.

(The group leaves the room quickly. Upon reaching a hallway, the gang spots a painting of Hades nearby. Lilo smirks mischievously as she quickly vandalizes.)

Lilo: Ha! Another damn classic. 2 pranks to make here.

(The group heads on as they reach some stairs. Cream smiles as she put the spike top on a set of stairs before the group head to the bottom. Stitch pulls out a bucket of water, setting it down on the bottom.)

Stitch and Cheese: Heh heh heh heh.

(We see Hades entering his throne room)

Hades: All righty. Let's see what those damn mortals are doing today.

(Hades gasps as he saw his TV messed up, rushing over to it. The audience laughs as the demon jumps up and down while cursing. He calms down somewhat and fixes it.)

Hades: Oy!

(Inside the kitchen, Cheese grabs banana and ate the inside, leaving only the peel)

Lilo: Well, I think we got time for one more prank...but how to set that up?

Cream: (smirks) I got an idea...

(Inside a familiar hallway, Hades comes out)

Hades: Time for me to check on the souls. Heh heh heh. I loved torturing them at this hour.

(The demon notices his vandalized painting, much to his shock. The audience laughs as he curses while jumping a bit)

Hades: ARGH!

(Inside the soul room, Stitch and Cream sets up some sort of projector nearby while Cheese stops a banana peel on the ground.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. All pranks are set up. Hee hee hee. Turn it in on, Stitch.

Stitch: Okay. Very fun.

(We now see Hades coming down the stairs slowly, but scream as he steps on the spike top sending him falling downward until he lands head first in the bucket of water. The audience laughs as he got up, trying to get the bucket removed.)

Hades: WHAT IN THE UNDERWORLD?! ARGH!!!!

(Hades got the bucket removed, flames a-blazing)

Hades: ARGH! (Calms down) Oy. I'm heading one underworld of a day, you know?

(Hades, a while later, goes into the soul room)

Hades: Let's see my prisoners. Man, no one could spoil my day now....

(Hades looks shocked and pissed off upon seeing what appears to be his enemy nearby, ready to fight.)

Hades: Hercules?! Oh great, what? You're behind these pranks?! No one pranks the Lord of the Underworld! (Pause) Well, aren't you going to answer me?!

(Outraged, Hades throws a fireball at Hercules and seemingly missed. Roaring, the villain charges but slips on the banana peel, sending him sliding forward.)

Hades: Whoa!

(Hades goes through Hercules...who is really an illusion made by the projector.)

Hades: (shocked) What the...?!

(The audience laughs as Hades goes flying off the ledge into the soul river. As he dives up, some pissed off souls grabs him.)

Hades: Not again!

(Hades screams as he gets pulled under very fast. A while later, the audience applauds and cheers as we see Lilo's group celebrating.)

Lilo: Once again, a success!

Cream: Kick ass!

Stitch: Hades will be having one Underworld of a time getting out of there again!

Girls: Yeah!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Folks, we're out of time for this episode. We hope you hope it. Join us next time when we planned on giving that Ghost with the Most Beetlejuice a taste of his own medicine.

Cream: Until next time...

(The hosts wave as the audience cheers some more. We fade out, ending the damn episode once more.)

Episode 74: The Hosts with the Most

(We cut to inside a familiar ghost pranker's room as familiar theme music is heard)

Announcer: Folks, time for another kick ass episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: You got it! And now...your hosts!

(The audience cheers as Lilo's group enter the place, waving to them)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to our show. You know, it ain't easy doing these pranks, especially when it comes to doing them on creeps who are powerful or may know better.

Cream: But after what we did to Hades last time...who the hell cares?

(The audience laughs)

Stitch: Ih. Now we're going after an interesting target: a ghost pranker!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Yep, Beetlejuice, BJ, the Ghost with the Most. For eternity, he has being pulling jokes on both the living and the dead. Well, I think we should pay him back 4 times, right?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Well we say "4 times", we also meant 4 pranks.

Stitch: Yep!

Cheese: Chao chao chao chao!

Lilo: Man, this is going to be sure. Kenny, you ready?

Kenny: (V.O.) Yep, you got it!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the move.

Cream: Thanks, Shadow honey! Let's do this s**t!

(Stitch grabs a box of tools nearby with Cream removing a marker from a drawer. The group moves on into the kitchen area. Lilo opens a drawer to take out some glue. Stitch uses the tools to mess with the only chair in the room before Lilo puts glue on it.)

Lilo and Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(Next the group goes out into the hallway. Cream uses a marker on the picture of himself.)

Cream: Since Beetlejuice likes nasty things, let's make things all clean, shall we?

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Okay, 2 pranks made up.

(In the living room, Stitch hammers Beetlejuice's chair to the ground then saw an almost complete circle in it)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Sweet.

Cream: We need one more prank to put things over the top.

(Back in the kitchen, Beetlejuice enters and get himself a snack from the fridge)

Beetlejuice: (singing) Day-o, day-o! Day light comes and me want to go home! (Speaking) That song is a classic.

(Beetlejuice puts his snack onto the table then sat down in his chair. Suddenly the whole thing collapses, knocking the ghost to the floor. The audience laughs a bit, then do so loudly as he got up and is shocked to find the chair bottom stuck to his ass)

Beetlejuice: ARGH! MY BOTTOM IS STUCK TO MY BOTTOM!

(Beetlejuice sighs as he quickly uses magic to get rid of the bottom. The ghost goes into the living room while humming)

Beetlejuice: Probably an accident. No one makes pranks on me...except me. Therefore....

(Beetlejuice gasps as he saw the painting of himself...looking nicer, polite and good looking with words saying, "The World's Nicest Man". The audience laughs as he jumps up and down, cursing.)

Beetlejuice: WHO DID THIS?! ARGH!

(Beetlejuice groans as he beetlejuices his picture while fixing the whole thing)

Beetlejuice: Damn it!

(The group then heads outside. Lilo takes out some rope and make a line near the bottom fo the floor. Stitch meanwhile is seen putting a washing machine at the bottom of some stairs)

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

Cream: Oh man, this will 'clean up' his act.

(We see Beetlejuice going into the living room and sitting his chair.)

Beetlejuice: How about some TV?

(Suddenly the ghost heard a cracking noise, making him concern. Suddenly the circle broke through, causing Beetlejuice to scream as he and the chair are sent falling into the new hole. The audience laughs a bit as the prankee came out of the basement door, yelling and cursing.)

Beetlejuice: DAMN IT! AAAAARGH!

(The doorbell is heard ringing)

Beetlejuice: (frowns) Probably the prankers trying to play a prank one me. No one tries to pull one over this pranker!

(Beetlejuice rush to the door as he gets ready to open it before realizing)

Beetlejuice: Wait a moment, why don't I just juice myself outside?

(Beetlejuice disappears, reappearing outside. The ghoul spots the rope near the bottom of his door.)

Beetlejuice: (laughs) Ha! Try to pull one over on me, eh? Nice try but you got to be smarter to pull pranks on this ghost with the most!

(Suddenly the ground underneath Beetlejuice springs up (revealing a hidden springboard) sending the ghost screaming into the washing machine. It closes up with himself inside and cleans him up like mad. A while later, the asshole came out of the machine all nice and clean.)

Beetlejuice: AAAAARGH! I'M NICE AND CLEAN! AAAAARGH!

(The audience laughs like a mad. We see Lilo's group coming out, laughing in triumph with Stitch holding a remote.)

Stitch: Luckily meega came appear in case stupid head gets wise.

Cream: Hee hee! Sweet! Another victim humiliated!

Lilo: Yeah! Beetlejuice is going to go through a lot of mud baths after this is over!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience cheers.)

Lilo: Folks, we're done for today with another creep taken down! Join us next time when we head to Subspace to try to prank the monster Tabuu.

Cream: Until then, have a nice day!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 75: The Prank Emissary

(We go to Subspace as we hear familiar music.)

Announcer: Folks, get your knives and weapons ready. Get your blood boiling! It's time now for another history of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Damn straight! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo and her group arriving on a platform)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell where the bullies get their due...along with a kick in the ass!

Cream: Yep! We sure shown that ghost meanie Beetlejuice last chapter, eh guys?

Stitch: Ih. Weega love a good bitch fight.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now it's time to deal with a big and maybe difficult target...

All: Not!/Chao!

Lilo: We're in Subspace, a place of darkness and the whatnot, the home of the villain Tabuu who caused trouble for the heroes and villains of Super Smash Bros. He may think himself to be invincible due to how strong and powerful he is.

Stitch: Well, not with us he ain't. Weega will pull off 5 pranks on him, making the villain look like a complete doofus.

Cream: Oh, I cannot wait for the fun to begin!

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Lilo: Same here! Let's do this, everyone!

(The group search through their bag of stuff)

Stitch: Looks like we're supplied here. May as well as there isn't much prank items in Subspace.

Lilo: All right, here we go.

(The group sneaks throughout Subspace. Cream puts out some sort of sandwich while Stitch sets up some sort of bear trap, hiding the latter.)

Cream and Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Next, the group moves on quickly. They then put some sort of rope on some sort of platform which is barely invisible.)

Lilo: Now the right bait here...

(Lilo plants a sound effects machine somewhere nearby.)

Lilo: (grins) Perfect! 3 pranks left to put down here.

(We see Tabuu appearing, flying nearby)

Tabuu: Damn it. Ever since my defeat in the Subspace Emissary crap, I have been trapped here. I demand some action. It's goddamn boring here.

(Tabuu notices the sandwich, much to his curiosity)

Tabuu: What's this?

(Tabuu flew over then takes the sandwich...but the bear trap snaps on his hand. The villain screams madly as the audience laughs.)

Tabuu: AAAAARGH!

(Tabuu pulls the bear trap off while groaning)

Tabuu: Who did this?!

(We go back to Lilo's group as they arrive in some sort of palace)

Stitch: Tabuu's palace. (Notices) Lookee, a painting.

(Cream giggles as she spray paints on the painting itself, making a silly vandalized drawing.)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Two more pranks to set up.

(Next, they head into some sort of bomb room. Stitch grabs them all quickly. Next, we see them near an area as Cream is painting a familiar hero on the wall)

Cream: (grins) Wait until he tries to destroy THIS!

(We see Tabuu flying near a familiar platform, fuming. (Just then a sound is heard, much to his anger.)

Tabuu: My enemies are back to taunt me. They shall...

(Tabuu however, as he goes to the direction of the sound, got caught in the rope. The audience laughs as he is send swinging around, hitting stuff like mad. Soon the rope breaks as he is send crashing into a platform. Tabuu, recovers, screams and curses.)

Tabuu: DAMN IT TO RIGHT HERE!

(We now see the group arriving in an area with familiar robots. We see Stitch tinkering with them as Lilo set up the bombs)

Lilo: Okay, these bombs are set up when the robots are saluting. Stitch?

Stitch: Robots program to salute when their master comes. Oh boy. This is fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(We see Tabuu appearing in the palace. The villain gasps as he spots his painting that was vandalized. The audience laughs as he yell and curses furiously)

Tabuu: GOD FRIGGING DAMN IT! ARGH!

(Tabuu blasts the painting then breaths in and out.)

Tabuu: Wait until I get the one who did this.

(Tabuu disappears. He reappears in a familiar area, looking pissed off)

Tabuu: Come out, fool, so I can destroy you! No one pranks Tabuu and gets away with it!

(Tabuu then spots what appears to be Mario on a nearby wall, making him frown)

Tabuu: So come back for more after you and your friends' victory the last time, Mario? Not this time!

(Tabuu blasts at 'Mario', destroying the wall. However, this causes the ceiling above to collapses, falling right on the villain and crushing him. The audience laughs as Tabuu blasts the whole, yelling.)

Tabuu: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

(Tabuu, outraged, appears in a familiar area with the robots)

Tabuu: LISTEN UP! OUR ENEMIES ARE BACK AND I'M PISSED OFF! FIND THEM AT ONCE!

Robots: (salute) Yes sir.

(Suddenly the bombs begin to glow, much to Tabuu's alarm and notice)

Tabuu: Son of a...

(Suddenly the bombs all went off at once. After the explosion is clear, we see the villain and the robots groaning as they turn into dust.)

Tabuu: Damn it.

(The audience laughs a bit. We now go to the group, laughing as they high-five on another.)

Lilo: Sweet! Now that's a way to get revenge on a all powerful villain

Cream: Yep! He's going to be feeling Minnesota after that!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Folks, done with another episode!

Lilo: Yeah. Next time around, we're going to make hell for Courage's enemy Katz. Until next time...

All: Later!

(The hosts wave to the audience as they cheer wildly. We fade to black, ending another episode of the season.)

Episode 76: Katz is Squashed!

(We cut to outside Katz's hotel as we hear familiar music)

Narrator: Welcome back, folks, to another kick ass bully eliminating episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: You got it! And now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers and applaud as we see Lilo's group arriving)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show that never ends...until the season finale anyhow.

Stitch: Id. You guys have fun?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Can't hear you!

Audience: (louder) YEAH!

Cream: Good! We have some fun the last time, taking down that meanie Tabuu.

Lilo: Right. Now, we're going after a new target today. An evil cat by the name of Katz...or General Brimstone, whichever works.

Stitch: Eh, who gives a damn?

(The audience laughs)

Lilo: Anyway, Katz has been making been schemes and trying to kill Courage and his owners for a long time.

Cream: Wanna make him regret it?

Audience: YEAH!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Man, this is going to be great! 5 pranks planned! We're going to have fun!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target's on the move! Let's get this party started!

Cream: Okay, we're ready, Mr. Shadow! Folks, let's do this!

Cheese: Chao.

(The group goes into the hotel. Stitch takes a couple of tools from nearby. Lilo opens a drawer and pulls out a bag of marbles. The group enters the next floor to enter the office. Stitch messes with Katz's chair a bit, along with his desk)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(Cream goes through the desk and takes out a box of knives before the group leaves, entering a hallway. Next, the rabbit buts the box onto one end of a floorboard while Stitch removes the nails.)

Cream: Hee hee hee hee.

Lilo: Two pranks set up, three more to go.

(Lilo grabs a cable before the group goes downstairs into the basement. Lilo goes over to a fuse box and took out a fuse, putting in a bad one. Cream took a cable and plugs it into the wall, putting the other end in a wet puddle.)

Cream: Looks good.

(Back upstairs, we see Katz coming in)

Katz: Mirage has been bugging me like hell to deal with people who has been pranking her, warning me that I would deal with the same thing! Bah! A bunch of crap, really.

(Katz sat in his chair. Suddenly it collapses, along with his desk and him. The audience laughs as he got up, cursing and screaming.)

Katz: ARGH! Who did this?!

(Suddenly, the lights throughout the building went out.)

Katz: (frowns) Damn it. Must've blown a fuse. Gotta put in a new home.

(Katz leaves his office. In another part of the building, we see Lilo pouring out the marbles onto the floor.)

Lilo: (smirks) Heh heh heh. One more prank left to go...

(We return to Katz. The cat moves through the floor, not noticing the loose board and the box of knives...that is until he steps on one end, sending the box of knives at him. Katz yelps as the knives stab him a bit. Nothing happens.)

Katz: Huh. Guess they missed.

(Katz took out a soda can and drank it. The audience laughs as they see him shooting out water through invisible hole. When the cat notices, he yells while jumping)

Katz: ARGH!

(Now then, we see Lilo's group going into a room where a spider's web is at. Lilo grins as she takes out a Courage doll before putting it on the web itself. Then Stitch puts a dollar bill on the doll itself.)

Lilo: Oh boy. Now this one will be one hell of a keeper.

(Back in the basement, we see Katz there, replacing the fuses, returning the power to the building)

Katz: There, that's better. (Frowns) But I betcha that prankster is in this building somewhere! Wait until I...

(But as Katz tries to leave, he steps in the puddle where cable that is plugged into the wall is at, causing him to get electricity. The audience laughs madly as the cat is send into a nearby wall. After recovering, the villain curses and screams.)

Katz: DAMN IT!

(Katz pauses then breaths in and out then he leaves the room. We see the villain in a familiar part of the building as he heads down a hallway.)

Katz: I betcha that fool is in the spider's web by now. Let me check just to be sure.

(Katz then yelps as he slips on the marbles left on the floor, causing him to fall down hard. The audience laughs like mad as he got up, cursing and jumping.)

Katz: AAAAAAARGGH!

(A bit later, we see Katz fuming as he goes into a room, then the villain spots what appears to be a familiar dog.)

Katz: Oh ho! Courage! So it's you. Figures you would try to prank me! Well, this shows what happen when you mess with Mirage and me! (Notices) Say, is that a dollar boy? Well, it's mine now!

(Katz laughs as he tries to get the dollar away from the doll, but it's stuck.)

Katz: What the...?! (Pissed off) Grrr!

(Katz pulls the dollar like mad, but he causes the web and everything else to collapses on himself in the progress. As the villain got back up, he yelps as pissed off spiders appear around him.)

Katz: (nervously) Boys, come on, this is just a...

(The audience laughs as the spiders attack him, making Katz yell in pain. Outside, Lilo and her group laughs in triumph.)

Lilo: Sweet! 5 pranks done and Katz ends up getting taken down by his own boys!

Cream: Right. Not dead but he will feel that in the morning!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: Meega is liking this season. Can't wait for finale.

Lilo: (grins) Speaking of which, it's coming up. We're taking on the Tall Man from the Chzo Mythos series. Can we beat him up with pranks? Let's fnd out!

All: See you all next time!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode once more.)

Episode 77: Pranks, They Hurt

(We cut to a familiar hotel in a nightmarish like realm as we hear familiar theme music)

Announcer: Folks, time we end our new season with one hell of a pain! Time for...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appears, waving to the camera)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where bullies get bullied and you all can enjoy it! Man, we have one big season, eh?

Stitch: Ih. Making fun of Katz in our previous season sure shows how much we kick ass.

Cream: Right, but now, we're at our season finale and the victim of this episode is a doozy.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Here he is. (Shows photo) His name is Cadabath or the Prince or the Tall Man as we will call him. For years under Chzo, he has caused so much pain and suffering to those who harm his soul.

Stitch: Right, but this time, weega will harm his whole damn body without getting caught!

Cream: The tall guy with the stick has been asking for an ass whooping for centuries. Let's give it to him for our season finale, eh folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: Right, we got 5 pranks planned and you will watch as we show you 5 Pranks A Victim! This is going to be fun.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Time to get this episode a-rolling, bitch!

Lilo: Since this is the realm of pain which less items, we brought our own supplies.

Cream: This is going to be great, I guess.

(The group sneaks into the hotel then goes into the dining room. Lilo sets up a bucket of acid on top of the doors themselves with Cheese's help.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Nicely done.

(The group goes into the kitchen now. Stitch took out some hot sauce and pours into a drink for the Tall Man.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

Cream: Now to find the other exit out of here.

(Stitch opens the doors as the group leaves. Back outside, we see a dark pit. Lilo takes out a blanket and puts it over the pit.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Oh right, Cheese.

(The group sets up a fake Trilby doll on the other side of the pit.)

Lilo: Two pranks left to set up.

(Back inside the hotel, the Tall Man appear, his eyes narrows.)

Tall Man: I sense...new visitors! They are in here!

(The Tall Man goes through the dining room doors, but yelps as the bucket of acid fell onto his head. The audience laughs as the villain screams.)

Tall Man: AAAAAAARGH!

(The Tall man growls but goes into the kitchen, looking around.)

Tall Man: Not in here. (Notices) Oh, there's my drink.

(The Tall Man takes the drink and drank it. The audience laughs as he yelps and shoots out flames from his mouth. He then curses and screams.)

Tall Man: AAAAARGH!

(We now see Lilo's group now heads over to some flashlights on a stand nearby that is near some sort of monster. Cream pulls out a sound maker and switch one flashlight around, taking the real ones.)

Cream: Hee hee hee. One more prank left to set up.

Lilo: Our episode is coming to an end...and I know how to set the whole baby up.

(We see the Tall Man appearing outside, noticing what he thinks is Trilby.)

Tall Man: So we meet again, Guide...how you got here, I will never know...

(The villain walks towards Trilby, but yelps as he fell into the hidden pit. The audience laughs as the Tall Man got out, yelling and cursing.)

Tall Man: Argh!

(We now see Lilo's group heading towards a huge monster, who is Chzo, nearby. With a smirk, Stitch pulls out some paint.)

Stitch: This is going to be good...

(We see the Tall Man appearing near the stand, looking around viciously.)

Tall Man: Someone is pulling pranks on me, no one does that to me! Their pain will be swift... (Notices) What's this?

(The Tall Man takes out what he thinks is the flashlight, looks puzzled then tries to turn it on. However, to his shock, he made a sound instead that woke the creature up, causing it to glare furiously at him.)

Tall Man: Oh s**t!

(The creature attacks the Tall Man, mauling him like mad. Once it's done, the creature left the villain a mess. The audience laughs some more.)

Tall Man: DAMN IT!

(We see the Tall Man appearing in a familiar area, looking mauled and pissed off.)

Tall Man: Master, I got bad news! We...

(The Tall Man looks shocked as he saw what appears to be Trilby in front of him.)

Tall Man: The Guide?! You?! AAARGH!

(The villain stabs at "Trilby" and hitting it head on with his stabbing weapon but to his shock, it is actually an eye lid that opens up belonging to an angry monster.)

Tall Man: Uh oh. Now, Chzo, please, this is a misunderstanding...

(Offscreen, we see Lilo's group watching in safely, cringing as they hear the Tall Man being beaten up like hell.)

Group: Oooh!

Tall Man: (V.O.) Ouch! I'm sorry, my lord, I'm sorry!!!!

(The audience laughs as the hosts quickly leave the realm, returning to their studio. They applaud like mad.)

Cream: Yes! We did it! Sweet!

Stitch: 5 pranks done, another season finale kick asses!

Lilo: Yep! Looks like that is one pain that the Tall Man will never want to have!

Cheese: Chao!

(The audience cheers.)

Lilo: Folks, we are done with our season finale! We have another success season! Thank you folks for making it all happened!

Cream: Right, we hope to see you all again next season where we deal with more punks on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Stitch: Damn right! See you around next time! Until then...

Hosts: Later/Chao!

(The audience cheers as the hosts wave to them the last time. We fade out to black, ending the season for now.)

Author's note
After a long time, it's time for a new season! Time for some fun, folks!

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Episode 78: Ghost Neighbors from Hell

(We can hear familiar music being played as we can see the Whipstaff Mansion.)

Announcer: Folks, you love the torturing, you love the results, now you will love this new season of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Now your hosts!

(The audience applauds as a group of familiar hosts came onto the scene)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to a brand new season of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we torture anyone who pisses anyone or annoy people then watch them get humiliated back for your entertainment!

Cream: Yep! Last time, we cut the Tall Man down to size where we humiliate him big time. Now we're here to pester not just one, but three victims: the Ghostly Trio Stretch, Fatso and Stinky.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Ih. Stupid heads are pain in the asses, abuse their nephew, tried to annoy the Harveys, blah, blah, blah. Now it's time for them to get theirs.

Lilo: The Harveys are out on vaca so we got the place to ourselves for humiliation.

Shadow: (V.O.) You guys ready?

Cream: Sure am! We're ready!

Stitch: Audience, we got 4 pranks planned so let's do this!

Audience: YEAH!

(The group enters the place, dodging Fatso as he passes by. Once he's gone, Stitch opens a drawer to find a bomb in it.)

Stitch: Interesting...

(The group goes into the living room as Cream takes an umbrella from stand then a fan from a table.)

Cream: Looks good so far.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group now goes into the kitchen. Stitch grabs some chocolate stuff, puts the bomb in it and makes the stuff to look like a cake)

Stitch: Eh eh eh eh.

(Lilo goes through a drawer and finds a paper and a marker. The group then goes out into a hallway where the girl made funny papers on a drawing of Stretch.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh. 1 prank down.

(The group then goes upstairs. Cheese pick up some string then sets up the fan nearby while putting the string on it. Lilo quickly make a drawing on the picture and tape it on the umbrella setting it in front of the fan that Cream has set up..)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. Good.

Stitch: Only 1 more pranks left to go...

(Meanwhile we see Stretch floating by a familiar hallway)

Stretch: Nice that the fleshies and Casper are gone for a while. That means...

(Stretch yelps as he saw the picture of himself a mess, then curse and yells furiously. The audience laughs.)

Stretch: WHO DID THIS?!

(In the kitchen, Fatso appears then grins upon seeing the cake)

Fatso: Hell yeah, some cake! Heh heh.

(Fatso grabs the cake and ate it whole...but the bomb set off, bombing him up around, making mess of chocolate and goo. The audience laughs.)

Fatsos: Ouch...

(We see the group setting up a vacuum in disguise as a camera.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Sweet deal on this.

Lilo: All right, all 4 pranks are set up. Time for some fun...

(We see Stinky floating in a familiar hallway then saw what appears to be a drawing of Kat Harvey on the umbrella)

Stinky: Ha ha ha ha! Sweet! That freshie is going to be mad when I ruin this!

(Stinky breaths on the thing, causing the umbrella to go up...and for it to pull a string that turns the fan on as well. The ghost yelps as he gets blown away right into some stuff. The audience laughs.)

Stinky: GAH!

(A while later, the Ghostly Trio arrives, looking pissed)

Stretch: Damn it, someone has been pulling pranks on us!

Fatso: Yeah. No one pulls pranks on us...but us!

Stretch: (frowns) You are obviously clueless, are ya?

Stinky: I say we find and stink...

Fatso: (notices) Look!

(They see what appears to be a camera nearby that said 'Watch Miss Banshee in Action'.)

Stretch: (grins) Sweet. Must be one of those moving pictures. Dibs first!

Fatso: No me!

Stinky: No way, me, me!

(The Ghostly Trio flew over to the vacuum and tries to look into it.)

Stinky: Hey, there's not...

(Without warning, the vacuum is activated, causing the Ghostly Trio to scream as they are sucked right through the "lens" and right into the vacuum. The audience laughs as the ghosts struggle.)

Stretch: (V.O.) Ugh! Not again!

Stinky: (V.O.) Crap, it stinks in here! And it wasn't me this time!

Fatso: (V.O.; sheepishly) Sorry.

Other two: (V.O.) AAAAARGH!

(The audience applauds as we go outside the mansion. The hosts laugh and high five one another)

Cream: Yay! All right! We did it!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Yeah, those jerks sure got what's coming to them, eh? 4 pranks successfully done.

Stitch: And more fun for us to remember!

(The audience cheers)

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, you have seen our season premiere. Stick around next time as we pull the pranks on Scarer Randall Boggs. Until next time...

Alll: See ya next time!

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 79: Best Pranker Award

(We cut to Monsters, Inc. lobby as we can hear the familiar theme music)

Announcer: Folks, don't be scared. Be entertained as we are now in the new episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: You betcha! And now, our hosts!

(The audience applauds as we can see Lilo and her friends, in disguise, as they appear)

Lilo: Folks, welcome back to our show! My Lilo and these are my friends, you know who they are by now.

Stitch: Ih. Hopefully you didn't missed how weega made fools out of the Ghostly Trio before.

Cream: If you did, why?

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: Anyway, taking on three monsters, we're going to take it easy and deal with just one and this one could be a doosy: the invisible changing Scarer of Monsters, Inc. Randall Boggs.

Stitch: Always seeking to be number one, always causing trouble, now the subject for today's episode.

Cream: He's going to be thinking twice before messing with the good guys ever again for a while!

Shadow: (V.O.) All right, victim's on the move. You guys ready?

Lilo: You betcha, Shadow! (To camera) Folks, we got 4 pranks to plan so watch and enjoy yourselves!

(Inside a room, the group came in. Stitch picks up some mousetraps. The gang now goes into the kitchen where a bag labeled 'Randall's Lunch' is at. Stitch quickly use the mousetraps in them.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group now goes into the medical room. Lilo looks through a cabinet and find a familiar item)

Lilo: Oh hell yeah. I remember this one. We used this to make people go to the bathroom.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group now heads to another room. Stitch grabs some sort of paint bomb and marbles.)

Stitch: These things oughta be good.

(In the lunch room, Randall gets his lunch)

Randall: Eating before work. What a good way for me to win that scare record!

(Randall reaches into his bag...then yelps in alarm as the mousetraps snaps on his fingers. The audience laughs as the monster yells and curses)

Randall: Ouch! Damn it! What the...?

(Randall groans as he gets the mouse traps off of himself. In the locker room, Lilo's group found a soda can for Randall, causing the girl to smirk as she put the bathroom item in.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group hid in a locker as Randall came into the bathroom)

Randall: Ugh. I need a drink. Luckily, I help this here.

(Randall takes the soda and drinks it all. Just then, a few seconds later, Randall yelps as the audience laughs)

Randall: Gah! I gotta go crap!

(Randall screams as he rushes over to the bathroom. Lilo's group chuckles as he came out of hiding)

Lilo: Looking good.

Cream: And 2 more pranks left to go. I think we know how the next one will go.

(The group sneaks to the bathroom, finding the stall that Randall's in as the monster groans a bit. Stitch drops the marbles outside it.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: One more paint to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group leaves quickly. At the Scare Floor, the group goes near Randall's station as Stitch sets up the paint bomb with the background changer.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Hell yeah.

Lilo: All right, come on, let's hide and watch the fun a fold.

(In the bathroom, Randall flush as he came out)

Randall: Ugh. My ass feels painful. I just hope...

(Randall yelps as he slips on the marbles, causing him to fell to the floor. The audience laughs as he got up, cursing and screaming.)

Randall: AAAAAAARGH! Someone is out to get me and I'm going to find out what!

(Randall turns invisible as he goes around the place, looking for the pranksters. A while later, on the scare floor, Randall goes over to his station, going visible)

Randall: Hmph! Looks like whoever prank me has been scared into hiding. Shows them! At least now I can get ready in peace.

(Randall then prepares himself at his station as he goes to his background checker. The monster turns colors as the background changes. However...)

BOOM!

(When all is clear, Randall is paint bombed with a lot of color paints. The audience and other monsters laugh madly.)

Randall: AAAAAAARGH!

(The group, who is in hiding, teleports to safely as they laugh in triumph)

Lilo: Sweet! 4 pranks are done!

Stitch: Hee hee. Stupid head sure deserves it.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Our audience sure loves what we did.

(The audience cheers like mad.)

Lilo: Folks, this has been another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Join us next time as we pull pranks on Aladdin villain Mozenrath. Until next time...

All: See ya!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 80: Arabian Pain in the asses

(We cut to outside a fortress in the desert. Familiar theme music plays.)

Announcer: Folks, don't get lost because we're now at another damn episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: You betcha! And now your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese arriving)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show.

Cream: Love it or hate it, we're here to stay.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Last time, we made a damn fool out of the Monsters Inc. Scarer Randall Boggs. Today, we're going after a completely different kinda monster.

Lilo: Yep. This time, it's Mozenrath, an episode of Aladdin who has been bugging the hero in his TV series. You know what that mean, folks?

Audience: INSTANT HELL!

Cream: Yeah! Time we get this episode start with 4 pranks and all!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Time to kick some ass, shall we, folks?

(The group goes into the palace, dodging the usual Merlucks. Stitch goes through a drawer and finds some spikes on it.)

Stitch: Who the hell keeps spikes in a drawer?

Cheese: Chao.

(The group goes into the hallway. Cream grabs a marker and use it to vandalized Mozenrath's picture)

Cream: Hee hee hee. Classic.

(The group now enters the throne room. Stitch put spikes in Mozenrath's throne.)

Stitch: Two pranks set up.

Lilo: Yeah.

(The group leaves the throne, dodging more of the bad guys as they go upstairs. Mozenrath came into a hallway)

Mozenrath: Heh heh. I always love days like these. Time to decide what to...

(Mozenrath then gasps as he saw his picture a mess. The audience laughs as the villain jumps up and down, swearing.)

Mozenrath: WHOSE RESPONSIBLE?!

(Mozenrath calms down as he clean the picture up.)

Mozenrath: I hate vandals!

(The group now enters a magic room. Cream takes a potion of lava.)

Cream: Luckily this glass is lava proof.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: I know what to do next.

(In Mozenrath's throne room, the villain enters a bit)

Mozenrath: I shall release my monster that attacks anyone, even me, onto Aladdin. First off, I need a sit down to think.

(Mozenrath sat in his throne...then screams upon sitting on the spikes, sending him to the ceiling and crashing into it. The audience laughs as the villain lands on the floor. He got up, cursing and screaming.)

Mozenrath: WHAT THE HELL?!

(In Mozenrath's room, Lilo grabs a rug nearby while Cream pours the lava into the villain's gauntlet.)

Cream: Hee hee hee. Sweet.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Oh! I got one more idea for the last prank!

(The group leaves quickly. They all enter some sort of room above the monster's pit. Stitch opens the trapdoor before Lilo put the rug over the hole.)

Lilo: Now to put up bait...

Stitch: (holds up dummy) Meega got dummy ready, Lilo!

(In Mozenrath, the villain enters as he gets his gauntlet)

Mozenrath: I will just need to put this one then summon the monster. Then...

(Once Mozenrath puts the glove on, he screams from the lava pouring onto his boney hands. The audience laughs as he runs around screaming)

Mozenrath: AHHHHH!

(Once the villain is calmed down, Mozenrath got the lava out while groaning)

Mozenrath: Ugh...

(A while later, the villain goes into a familiar room then saw a familiar dummy dressed like up a certain hero)

Mozenrath: So, Aladdin! It was you! Time for you to...

(Mozenrath unknowingly steps onto the carpet...and falls right into the hole.)

Mozenrath: (V.O.) Where the hell am I?

Monster: (V.O.) Grrrrr.

Mozenrath: (V.O./horrified) Oh no!

(We can hear mauling and beating up noises as Mozenrath is heard screaming. In another room, Lilo's group cheers and high-five one another)

Stitch: Kick ass, weega did it!

Cream: Yeah! That will knock that meanie down a notch or two!

(The audience cheers)

Lilo: Folks, hope you all love that! Mozenrath got mauled by his own monster and you folks have fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: That's all for today but stay tuned next time as we go after the mad scientist of the Tiny Toons Doctor Gene Spicer. Until then...

All: SEE YOU LATER!

(The audience cheers as everyone waves to us. We fade to black, ending the cartoon.)

Episode 81: A Real Mess Up

(We cut to the door of a familiar lab in a certain Tiny Toon Adventures episode.)

Announcer: Time now for you to get your freak on as we dive into another damn episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: You bet your asses! And now your hosts!

(The audience applauds as the hosts appear, waving.)

Lilo: Welcome back, folks, to our show where we pick a certain bully, villain, creep, etc. and prank the hell right out of them.

Stitch: Ih. Weega pulled out the works on stupid head Mozenrath last episode.

Cream: Right. That was fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Now we got another meanie to deal with: mad scientist Dr. Gene Splicer who caused trouble for the Tiny Toons in one episode and in some video games since.

Lilo: What do you get when you combine that villain with a bunch of pranks in one kick-ass episode?

Audience: MAJOR HELL!

Stitch: Yeah! Weega are going to have fun with 4 pranks ready to be pulled on this bum!

Cream: Come on! Let's go!

(The group goes further as they enter a part of the lab. Lilo grabs a potion from a table while Cream grabs a key. The group now goes into the next room. Stitch holds open a door a bit while the girl gave the potion to Cheese to put on the top.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group now goes into an animal cages room where a bunch of animals are being held out. Cream unlocks a key of a very dangerous animal making it look like that it's still locked.)

Cream: Hee hee hee. Two pranks set up and ready to go.

(Next, Stitch grabs an electrical plug nearby before they leave. Dr. Gene Splicer is preparing to enter a room at this point.)

Gene Splicer: Okay, time to see how my experiments are doing.

(As the mad scientist opens the door, some familiar potion spill all over his head. The audience laughs as it burns him, causing him to scream.)

Gene Splicer: AHHHHHH!

(Gene Splicer quickly washes his head off from a nearby sink. From that's done, the villain curse and scream.)

Gene Splicer: Grrrr!

(After calming down, the scientist continues on. In a room, Cheese knocks over a bucket of water near an outlet. Stitch plugs the electrical plug into it, causing sparks.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group goes into a computer room where a huge robot is.)

Lilo: Whoa, that is one huge robot. (Notices computer) Hmmm...

(In a familiar cage room, the mad scientist checks the animals then smirks at a dangerous one trying to slash at him.)

Gene Splicer: Ha ha ha! You hate me, don't ya? Well, you can't escape, you stupid, stupid animal! I'm smarter and you're pathetic! Ha ha ha!

(The mad scientist hits the cage. To his shock, the door opens up.)

Gene Splicer: (shocked) What the...?!

(The animal, sensing an opportunity, pounce Dr. Gene Splicer, mauling him and tossing him around. Once it's done, it escapes as the audience laughs. The villain got up and curses while jumping up and down.)

Dr. Gene Splicer: DAMN IT!

(A while later...)

Lilo: Okay, last prank is done.

Cream: Sweet! Come on!

(The group left through a window. Meanwhile we go back to the mad scientist, who is worse for wear.)

Dr. Gene Splicer: Ugh. Don't know how it could get worst?

(The villain however steps into the electric puddle...causing him to get electrocuted in the progress. The audience laughs as Dr. Gene Splicer was sent into the wall.)

Dr. Gene Splicer: UGH! WHY DID I EVER ASK, DAMN IT?!

(The villain, calming down, removes the plug then heads into the robot's room.)

Dr. Gene Splicer: Ha ha ha ha! This robot will destroyed those animals...and take over the world! Time to begin!

(Dr. Gene Splicer activates the computer and turns a button on. The robot is activated and glares at the villain, much to his worry.)

Dr. Gene Splicer: What the...? (Notices) "Attack mad scientist?!"

(The audience laughs as the robot pounds the villain, making him scream in pain.)

Dr. Gene Splicer: Stop it! Ouch, ouch! That hurts, OUCH!

(Outside, as the hitting noises continue, the audience applauds as Lilo's group laughs.)

Lilo: All right, man, are we cool or what?

Stitch: What, what!

Lilo: (giggles) Oh Stitch.

Cream: (to audience) Folks, we really have fun of terrorizing that Dr. Gene Splicer meanie, hmmm?

Audience: YEAH!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: He will be feeling that one later! Ha ha ha ha! Well, that's about all we got for this episode. Join in next time as we terrorized the Xiaolin Showdown villain Chase Young.

Stitch: Until next time, later! Ha ha ha!

(The audience cheers as the hosts wave goodbye for now. We fade to black, ending the episode.)

Episode 82: So Young, Still Chased

(We now go to outside a hideout as we hear familiar music playing.)

Announcer: Folks, don't go anywhere. You damn sure don't want to miss this episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now...your hosts!

(The audience applauds as the hosts appear, waving.)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we give 'Hell' a new meaning.

Stitch: And change it to 'Toon Neighbors from Hell'! Hee hee hee!

Cream: Our last episode shows us taking Dr. Gene Splicer down to funky town. It was good but we aren't ending there!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Ih. This episode, we're targeting Xiaolin Showdown villain Chase Young, stupid head who became evil by eating some pea soup and being a total asshole.

Lilo: Yep! If you folks love punishment, then we're about to give it. Ready?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: Then time for us to pull off our 4 pranks! Let's go!

(The group goes into the hideout. Soon they search through a closet and find some marbles.)

Lilo: Interesting...

(Stitch goes through a drawer and takes out a marker. The group moves on. Cream smirks as he opens a basement door before Cheese set the marbles down.)

Cream: Hee hee.

(The group goes up to the next floor and enter some sort of weapons room. Lilo takes out a bottle of mace from a drawer.)

Lilo: Why does Chase need mace? Why, does he fear that some of his enemies would try to attack him from behind here?

Stitch: Who knows? Who cares?

(The group goes into a bathroom. Lilo smirks as she switch the mace with some cleaning stuff.)

Lilo: Hee hee. Kick ass.

(In a familiar hallway, Chase walks down it.)

Chase: Why don't I get any good lines whenever I'm at home? At least...

(Chase yelps as he slips on the marble, sending him down into the basement. The audience laughs as the villain is send screaming. Chase comes back, yelling.)

Chase: WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!

(Upstairs, Stitch chuckles as he vandalizes Chase's picture.)

Stitch: Classics.

Cream: One more prank to set up. But what could it be?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cheese picks up some wires nearby. Lilo smirks.)

Lilo: Got an idea...

(Chase meanwhile is seen in his bathroom, cleaning himself up.)

Chase: There's no reason why I can't be clean before I begin my day of evil.

(Chase picks what he thinks is the cleaning stuff and uses it...and sprays himself hard, causing the villain to scream from the mace's spray. The audience laughs as he yells.)

Chase: AAAARGH!

(We now see the group going into a weapons room. Cheese grins as she connects the wires to something along with some gauntlet.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Sweet. The last of the pranks are set up. Now let's hide.

Cream and Stitch: Right.

(A while later, Chase groans as he leaves the bathroom.)

Chase: What fool replace my cleaning stuff with mace?! Why I...

(Chase gasps in shock and outrage upon seeing his painting a mess. The audience laughs as he jumps up and down, screaming.)

Chase: AAAARGH!

(After calming down, Chase growls as he fixes the painting.)

Chase: THAT'S IT! I HAVE ENOUGH! I'M HUNTING THESE PRANKERS DOWN!

(Chase rushes into a familiar room and put on the gauntlet quickly.)

Chase: With these, I will zap those fools into dust! All I got to do is...

(Suddenly Chase is electrocuted, screaming like hell by electricity. We can see that the gauntlets are wired to some outlets nearby. Soon an explosion occurs. After all is clear, the audience laughs as Chase is covered in ash.)

Chase: (coughs) Never mind.

(Chase fell to the floor. Outside, the hosts laughs as the audience cheers.)

Stitch: 4 pranks done, wonderful episode!

Cream: Yeah! We sure put down Chase there.

Lilo: Yep! (To audience) Folks, we have done another episode. Hope you enjoy it!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Join us again next time as we sneak into Sid's, the creep of the first Toy Story film, house to teach him the meaning of "playtime". Until then...

Hosts: Later!

(The audience cheers as the hosts wave before we fade to black, ending the episode.)

Episode 83: Toy Neighbors from Hell

(We cut to outside a familiar house in the first Toy Story film as familiar music plays.)

Announcer: Folks, we ain't toying around when we're back for another kick ass epsiode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM EHLL!

Announcer: Damn right! And now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers and applauds as Lilo's group came onto the scene with smiles on their faces.)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show. We're back to take down another creep just like we took down Chase Young in the previous episode.

Cream: Yep! What a meanie he was!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Folks, we love toys as the next person, especially since most of us are frigging kids. So we're excited to kick the ass out of this next target this episode: Sid from the first Toy Story film.

Audience: BOOOOO!

Lilo: That's a first. Anyway, Sid has been destroying toys, just for fun, for ages. This is before he changes his ways so he's going to get what's coming to him.

Cream: Right, pain and suffering for him, excitement for the rest of us.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Shadow: (V.O.) Prepare yourselves, target is on the move...so to speak.

Lilo: Good. (To audience) And now folks, time for us to perform 5 pranks on Sid. Get ready because here we go!

(Inside Sid's house, the group goes into the kitchen. Stitch searches the fridge and pulls out some hot sauce.)

Stitch: One hot sauce meal coming right up.

(Stitch pours the hot sauce into some cereal for Sid nearby.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group heads upstairs, dodging Sid who is on his way downstairs.)

Sid: Man, I'm hungry! I need some food before "playing" with my toys again. Heh heh heh.

(Once Sid's gone, the group goes into his room. Lilo took some TNT nearby along with some marbles. Cream meanwhile left for a while to get some doll clothes from Hannah's room and returns.)

Cream: Got a neat idea for a prank!

(Cream dresses the TNT with the dynamite before replacing it with an actual doll in a vise.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: Nice one, Cream. Now for the next three pranks...

(Downstairs, Sid sat down and has his cereal. Suddenly he yelps and screams upon swallowing the hot sauce. The audience laughs as Sid rushes to the faucet and drank from it.)

Sid: AAAARGH!

(Back in the main hall, Stitch opens a closet door and grab some Christmas lights, tying one end to a bowling ball on the top shelf then tying a toy to the bottom before closing the door halfway.)

Stitch: Heh heh. He can't resist.

(The group returns to the stairs as Lilo set the marbles on the middle landing.)

Lilo: And now the fourth prank is set up, time for the last one.

(The group head downstairs, getting into a wardrobe to dodge Sid for a moment before heading outside. The evil boy head upstairs...then slip on the marbles, sending the asshole downstairs falling. The audience laughs as he got up, injured but okay though Sid screams once more.)

Sid: AAAAARGH! WHO DID THIS?!

(In the backyard, the group saw a toy tied on a lawnmower. Lilo quietly removes the toy, replacing it with garbage. Cream grabs some rope and tied one end to the lawnmower while tying the other to a hiding place.)

Cream: Hee hee hee. How did we know that he would hide here? Lucky guess!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Last prank set up. Time to watch the hilarity unfold.

(Back inside the house, Sid came upstairs, groaning in pain.)

Sid: Ugh. What idiot left the marbles on the stairs? I would hurt someone!

(Sid spots a toy outside a closet and smirks evilly as he grabs it.)

Sid: Ha ha ha ha! This is soooo going to be tortured.

(However as Sid grabs it, the closet door is soon open as the bowling ball rolls out, hitting the boy and knocking him to the floor. The audience laughs as he got up, yelling furiously.)

Sid: AAAAAARGH! WHAT THE HELL?!

(Sid growls and calms down as he goes into his room. Putting the toy away, the brat goes over to the vise and smirks as he begins to work on it.)

Sid: Ha ha ha ha! Crushing Hannah's dolls...that always calms me down...

(However as Sid push harder, the thing explodes, making him into an ash mess. The audience laughs as Sid, cleaning himself off, yells furiously)

Sid: AAAARGH! DAMN IT!

(Around back, Sid, clean off, frowns as he goes over to a lawnmower and grabs the string)

Sid: I hate idiots who does stuff to me. I'm no idiot. (Smirks) At least this will get my mind off those things.

(Sid goes over to a certain spot, not seeing the rope that he steps on that is in a loose)

Sid: Time for a ride, toy! Ha ha ha ha!

(Sid pulls the string, sending the lawnmower off. The boy however saw his foot in the noose)

Sid: (shocked) What the...?!

(The noose grabs his leg, causing Sid to scream as he gets pull along all over the place while the audience laughs. After a while, the boy and lawnmower crashes into a shed, making a mess in there.)

Sid: (V.O.) Ugh.

(Lilo's group appears, laughing as they high-five one another)

Lilo: All right, 5 pranks done and over with!

Cream: Yeah! We sure took down that stupid head Sid!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: (to audience) Did you all enjoy that?

Audience: Yeah!

Lilo: It will be one big step to torturing Sid and making him change his way.

(We can hear some toys cheering though the hosts look puzzled as they look around)

Stitch: Eh?

Lilo: Probably nothing. (To audience) That's our episode for now! Tune in next time as we terrorize the fur off of Cruella De Vil.

Cheese: Chao, chao!

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 84: Stupida DeVil

(Our episode begins as we fade in to outside DeVil Manor. Music begins to play.)

Announcer: Folks, don't touch that dial as we're about to begin another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Yes! Without further ado, the hosts!

(The audience applauds as the hosts appear, waving to us.)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show as we prepare to give our worst to the bad guys...and then get our best from them by showing them getting their asses kicked!

Stitch: Ih. Weega took down Sid of Toy Story in previous episode. And boy, did weega enjoy that.

Cream: This episode marks a villain who is a fiend in her own right that they made a song out of her: Cruella DeVill.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Ih. Cruella DeVil, enemy of dogs and animals everywhere, always trying to get quick fur by killing animals and getting them for her fur coats.

Audience: BOOOOO!

Lilo: Yes! Well, if the animals in the live-action films has shown us one thing, is that she can easily be pranked on! And that's what we're going to do!

Audience: Yay!

Cream: She's here and we're going to make her suffer.

Stitch: Time to begin making 5 pranks on the witch so let's do this, people!

Audience: Yeah!

(Inside the mansion, the group looks around the first floor. Stitch picks up a box of tools nearby while Lilo takes a marker. The girl then smirks mischievously as she vandalizes a drawing of Cruella nearby.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group now goes into the living room. Cream takes an empty bucket nearby while Cheese removes a carpet. Stitch works on the floor, making a huge hole before Cheese put the carpet right back.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Two pranks down, three more to go.

(The group heads upstairs and into a toy room where Lilo takes a dog toy and two walkie talkies. Next they leave as they head into the bathroom where Cream fill the bucket up with ice cold water.)

Cream: Very damn cold.

(Back downstairs, Cruella enters the room, evil as ever.)

Cruella: Oh, I just love furs. Once I get my newest one...

(Cruella gasps in horror upon seeing her painting vandalized. The audience laughs as she jumps up and down yelling.)

Cruella: AAAARGH!

(The woman calms down and cleans the mess up herself)

Cruella: Stupid vandals! Who did this? It must be those animals, that's for sure.

(Upstairs, Cheese opens a door as Lilo takes a wild ferret from outside. As the girl put the dog toy on the window ledge, Cream spills the icy water onto the floor, making it icy.)

Cream: Hee hee ehe.

Lilo: (smirks) Guys, I got an idea for the fourth pranks...

(Back in the living room, Cruella came back with an annoyed groan.)

Cruella: Whoever ruined my painting will face the wrath of Cruella De...

(The woman however steps onto the carpet, falling right through screaming into the new hole. The audience laughs as Cruella came back into the mansion, yelling and cursing.)

Cruella: DAMN IT ALL! ARRRRRGH!

(At a closet, Lilo puts a ferret there along with a walkie talkie before closing the door.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee hee.

(The group head downstairs, hiding in a wardrobe to dodge Cruella DeVil before going into the kitchen. Stitch grabs some meat.)

Stitch: Meat. It's for pranking.

(The group goes into a room with fur coats, while Stitch smirks devilishly.)

Cream: Got an idea?

Stitch: Hell yeah.

(Stitch quickly rub the meats all over the fur coats quickly.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: Yeah, I know, wait until she gets outside. (Takes out walkie talkie) Now for the run to truly begin...

(Upstairs, Cruella growls)

Cruella: What just happened? I hate animals, at least...(spots the dog toy) Hello, a little doggy, lost? Ha! That will make a great addiiton to my fur coat collection.

(Cruella roars over to the dog toy...but yelps as she slips and slide onto the icy floor before falling out the window. The audience laughs as the woman back into the mansion, cursing and screaming.)

Cruella: AAAARGH! Where's Horace and Jasper when I need them?!

(Cruella heads back upstairs, looking pissed)

Cruella: If it's animals...

Voice from closet: Bark, bark, bark!

Cruella: (notices) A-ha! (Opens closet door) Now I...

(Cruella screams as the ferret jumps at the woman, attacking her. The audience laughs as she fell down the stairs like mad. Once at the bottom, the ferret got off as Cruella got up, screaming.)

Cruella: AAAARGH!

(Cruella goes into the fur coat room and puts one on.)

Cruella: Damn it, that does it! I'm leaving! I can't stand being in here if those stupid animals keep doing this to me! I got enough pranks for one day!!!

(Cruella then leaves the house and heads to her car, but then notices a bunch of animals staring at her.)

Cruella: (glares) What are you looking at?! (Sniffs) And why do I smell... (Realizes) Oh no!

(Cruella screams as the animals attack her like mad. The audience laughs as they take her down hard. Inside the house, Lilo's group watches from a window as they cheer and high five one another.)

Lilo: All right, yes! 5 pranks done!

Cream: We did it!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: Yep, Cruella will lay off on fur coats for a while...once stupid head gets out of hospital.

Lilo: Yeah! (To audience) You folks love that?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: That's nice. We hope you tune in next time for our season finale.

Stitch: Ih. That's when we hit the Fire Nation to pull nasty pranks on Princess Azula..

Lilo: Until then...

All: LATER!

(The audience applauds and cheer as we fade to black, ending the frigging episode.)

Episode 85: Burned!

(We fade in to outside a summer home in the Fire Nation as familiar music begins to play.)

Announcer: Folks, it's time now for our kick ass season finale of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese arrives.)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where we keep bullying the hell out of bully, villains, creeps, etc.

Stitch: Because they deserved it!

Cream: We are now at our season finale. It was a good run so far but it's time we take another rest after this episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: And after a great performance of terrorizing Cruella DeVil in our previous episode, what better way to end things than by going after the bitch of the Fire Nation, Princess Azula.

Stitch: Ih. Evil princess terrorize brother, goes after Avatar and friends, and be a terror to everyone. No one she's hated.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: In that case, folks...

Audience: GO AFTER HER!

Lilo: Right! She's spending time here at her summer house and so, it's time to kick some ass.

Cheese: Chao!

Stitch: Come on, let's pull off our 5 pranks on her!

Lilo and Cream: Let's go!

(Inside the summer house, Cream reaches into a hole to pull out some bugs.)

Cream: Hmmm....

(Stitch looks through a desk and found a bomb in it. The group hid in a wardrobe to dodge Azula as she goes past before heading on themselves. Inside the bathroom, Stitch puts the bomb into the toilet.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Nice.

(Lilo opens a cabinet and finds some pills to make someone go to the bathroom quicker. The group leaves the bathroom and heads into the kitchen. Lilo grins as she pours the stuff into Azula's drink.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the bathroom before heading into the powder room. Cream drops the bugs onto Azula's makeup.)

Cream: Third prank set up! Two more to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(We see Azula heading into the kitchen and getting a drink.)

Azula: (sighs) Yes, being a princess of a powerful evil nation and making people fear you has its advantages.

(Azula drank some the stuff, eating the pills by mistake. The girl yelps as the audience laughs.)

Azula: Gah! Gotta...go...gah!

(Azula rush out of the kitchen quickly. Meanwhile, with Lilo's group, they open a cabinet in a room and find some fire resistant spray then they enter an exercising room where Lilo sprays the damn stuff onto a dummy that looks like Aang.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

Stitch: One more prank left to set up!

(In the bathroom, Azula rush in to do her business.)

Azula: Ugh, that's more like...

(Suddenly the bomb went off, sending Azula into the ceiling before knocking her to the floor, with water and crap all over. The audience laughs.)

Azula: AAAARGH!!!!

(We see Stitch getting some rope and tie it to something, putting a noose onto the dock.)

Stitch: Finally, last prank set up.

Lilo: (to audience) Folks, if you want to know what it is...well, you will find out soon enough!

(Back in the powder room, a scowling Azula is putting the trapped makeup on her face.)

Azula: Grrrr! If I find the fool who trapped my toilet, I'll...

(Suddenly the bugs appear, attacking Azula and causing her to scream. The audience laughs as she throws the bugs off while scratching herself.)

Azula: WHAT THE HELL?!

(Azula growls as she removes the makeup off of herself)

Azula: So much for a good look!

(In the exercising room, Azula looks more pissed.)

Azula: I am going to blow off some damn steam in here or I'll...

(Azula fires a fireball at the Aang dummy, only for it to bounce off right back at her.)

Azula: (shocked) What the...?!

(The fireball hits Azula, turning into an ashen state. The audience laughs as she jumps around, cursing.)

Azula: Damn it to....AAAAAARGH!

(We see a sighing Azula, messed up and annoyed, going out onto the docks.)

Azula: Why is that things are screwing up for me lately? I'm the princess of the Fire Nation here! I can't take one more of this.

(Suddenly a very fast Fire Nation boat quickly sails off...which is pulling a familiar rope. Azula saw that her foot is in a noose too late as she screams while getting pulled long like mad. The audience laughs like mad as she hits the water in the progress.)

Azula: AAAAAARGH!!!!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group coming out of hiding as they cheer and high five one another.)

Lilo: Yeah, all right! Another 5 pranks done!

Cream: Cool! We sure teach that meanie a lesson!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: What a cool way to end yet another season finale for our show.

Lilo: Yep. (to audience) Folks, we definitely close things out for our show once more. I hope you enjoy it.

Audience: Yeah!

Cream: And so, another season of Toon Neighbors from Hell ended with another victim taken care of for you folks. Of course, we got more victims on the way in the next season.

Lilo: But that's another time! So make sure you come back another time for another season of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Stitch: Until we meet again!

(The audience cheers as the hosts wave goodbye for the last time. We fade out, ending the season finale.)

Author's note
After a big in hiding...it's time for more bully bashing smashness! Let's do this!

Episode 86: Beating Plankton!

(We see previous clips of previous episodes of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Once it's over, we fade to black)

Announcer: Folks...we're back! It's time for another kick ass episode of the only show that shows you it's okay to get revenge as long as you don't get caught! Time for...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The music plays as we fade in to outside the Chum Bucket in Bikini Bottom as we see the show's title)

Announcer: You betcha! And now, our hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applauds as we see the hosts, in diving suits, appearing)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome to the season premiere of our show!

Cream: Right! Are you ready to kick ass?

Audience: YEAH!

Stitch: Can't hear ya!

Audience: YEAH!!!!

Lilo: Right. In our previous season finale and previous episode, we got payback on the evil Fire Nation princess Azula. And now, we're targeting another villain.

Stitch: To help us out, here is one of our guest stars...SpongeBob SquarePants!

(The audience applauds as SpongeBob appears)

SpongeBob: Hey folks! Ha ha ha!

Cream: SpongeBob, why not explains this episode's bully?

SpongeBob: Sure! (Shows picture of Plankton) We are going after Mr. Krabs's business rival Plankton who was always trying to get his hands on the Krabby Patty Formula and other things.

Lilo: Well...looks like someone is in for a rude awakening.

SpongeBob: (confused) Plankton's sleeping?

(The audience laughs)

SpongeBob: What?

Cream: So are the others in palce?

Cheese: Chao, chao.

SpongeBob: Yep. Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs are ready. So am I!

Lilo: Good to hear! (To audience) Folks, we are planning 4 pranks on Plankton so stick around. We're ready to begin!

Stitch: Let's do this, Kenny!

SpongeBob: (confused) Who's Kenny?

Cream: Our guy behind the camera.

(The group goes into the Chum Bucket. Soon they find some ketchup that Stitch took along with a marker. Then they go into the next room.)

Lilo: Where to go to from here...

(Stitch spots a hole nearby where growling noises came from. He smirks before squirting ketchup onto the floor.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, onward to the next prank.

(The group goes into a hallway. SpongeBob took the marker and draw on Plankton's portrait)

SpongeBob: Ha ha ha! Plankton is going to fall for this one.

Lilo: 2 pranks down, 2 to go...

(The group goes into the office where Mr. Krabs and Squidward's at)

Lilo: Hey, you guys preparing for your prank?

Mr. Krabs: Yep! It's involved me formula and...Squidward, hold that still.

Squidward: Why am I dragged into this?

(In a familiar hallway, Plankton heads down)

Plankton: No customers today...(frowns) as usual! But no matter. That Krabby Patty...

(Plankton slips some ketchup, causing him to slip into a familiar hole)

Plankton: AHHHHH!

(Once inside the hole, we can hear thrashing noises as Plankton is beaten up. He got out and groans. The audience laughs)

Plankton: Stupid crabs!

(Plankton removes the ketchup and heads on. We see the group going into the inventing room with Sandy working on the keyboard)

Cream: The third prank is set up...but what are you doing, Sandy?

Sandy: (Smirks) Getting Karen to help out. The gal needs a laugh or some.

SpongeBob: Great! Oh, boy, this last prank is going to be a doozy!

Squidward: (bored) Speaking of doozies, where's Patrick?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(We see Plankton walking onward then saw his portrait a mess, making him gasp. The audience laughs as he jumps up and down while screaming)

Plankton: AHHHH!

(Plankton groans as he fixes the painting and leaves)

Plankton: I betcha Karen did that to me as a joke....

(In the inventing room...)

Sandy: Okay, done!

Lilo: Okay, good! Let's head out and watch the fireworks!

SpongeBob: (happily) We're going to see fireworks?!

Squidward: (annoyed) No!

(In Plankton's office, the villain came and saw what appears to a piece of paper on his desk that exposes the words "Krabby Patty Formula".)

Plankton: (gasps) The Krabby Patty Formula!! It's mine!!!

(Plankton rushes onto his desk and grabs the paper. To his surprise, it pulls some sort of rope and some noises are heard)

Plankton: What the...?

(Suddenly an anvil fell from above, squashing Plankton flat. The audience laughs as the villain got out and jumps out while yelling.)

Plankton: ARRRRGH!

(Plankton looks at the paper that said "Fool ya! Krabs.")

Plankton: (pissed off) Krabs?! Damn it!!!

(Plankton rush off to the inventing room and spoke to Karen)

Plankton: Karen! Set up the major revenge plan now!!!

Karen: Doing so now, honey.

(Suddenly a mechanical hand appears, grabbing Plankton)

Plankton: (shocked) What the...?! What are you doing, Karen?!

Karen: Sorry, got a weird command telling me to do this. Sorry again!

(Plankton is then thrown into a trash chute nearby, landing in the garbage that is picked up by a truck and dumped in before driving off. The audience laughs.)

Plankton: AAAAARGH!!!

(The audience applauds as we see the hosts and their guest-stars)

Stitch: Kick ass! Four pranks done!

Cream: That was neat!

Squidward: (bored) Whatever.

Lilo: Great work for all of us, especially from SpongeBob and gang.

SpongeBob: Thanks. I hope Plankton feels better.

Krabs: Eh, he's a shrimp. He will shake it off by tomorrow.

Squidward: If he's lucky.

Sandy: Great episode!

Lilo: (to camera) Right, folks, that's our season premiere for today. Join us next time when we get some small payoff on the Dragon Ball villain Emperor Pilaf. Until next time...

SpongeBob: (waving arms) Bye!

(The hosts and guest stars wave as our episode comes to an end. Just then, a familiar starfish eating ice cream appears, looking confused)

Patrick: Uh, did I miss something?

Author's note
Time to rock this place with another episode!

Episode 87: Toon Neighbors from Hell Z!

(We hear the theme music as we see a familiar palace from the first series of Dragon Ball.)

Announcer: Hey folks! Time for another kick ass episode that is...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Please welcome your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese came into the scene, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we taunt and prank the bullies for your entertainment.

Cream: Last time, we squash that little guy Plankton. Now, we're going after another little meanie.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Right. To help us out, please welcome Goku of Dragon Ball series fame!

(The audience applauds as Goku flies in, landing near the group)

Goku: Hey guys! Good to be here! My friends and I are excited to be a part of this series.

Lilo: No problem. Time to talk about our victim of this episode.

Goku: Gladly. When our series started, my friends and I deal with a little imp villain named Pilaf whose was hunting Dragon Balls to become ruler of the world. He has gone after me before and for some reason, Pilaf was scared of me.

Stitch: Betcha we know why.

Cream: Well, I guess with all the trouble that Pilaf pulled, it's time to get some payback.

Goku: Yeah, Chi-Chi wasn't thrilled with how he turned me into a kid too.

Lilo: Uhhhh, right. (To camera) Stick around, folks. We got 4 pranks scheduled so let's do this thing!

(The group goes into the place. Once inside, Lilo grabs a marker with Goku grabbing some sneezing powder.)

Goku: You may never know...

(Next our group of misfits then walks down a hallway then spots a mop and bucket which Goku takes)

Goku: Hmmm, this is going to be fun.

(Lilo smirks as she uses the marker on a painting of Pilaf nearby.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh, nice.

(They head into the next room. Yamcha and Puar are there grabbing some tools.)

Goku: Hey guys! You're on this show too?

Yamcha: Yep! I figure let's make this one twice as damaging.

Puar: Right!

(Puar opens a door as Yamcha flew in. Goku uses the mop to spill water onto the floor)

Goku: Heh heh heh. Priceless.

Cream: We got two pranks down, two more to work on.

Stitch: Meega got an idea.

(Meanwhile, we see Pilaf walking down the hallway, looking annoyed)

Pilaf: Why must those two idiotic minions of mine take the head off? Ugh! I have to do everything around here!

(Pilaf gasps as he saw the ruined painting. The audience laughs as the villain jumps up and down, cursing)

Pilaf: Damn it to hell!!!

(We now go to the kitchen as Goku put sneezing powder onto the plate of food near the window)

Stitch: Launch is outside right?

Goku: She should be.

Puar: Three pranks are done, one more to go.

Lilo: And I know the right one.

(We see Pilaf entering a room, looking annoyed)

Pilaf: I don't know who ruined my painting but...

(Suddenly Pilaf slips on the water, causing him to scream as he goes slipping right through an opened door. We can hear the stairs breaking as Pilaf falls downward. The audience laughs some more, even harder.)

Pilaf's Voice: AAAAARGH!

(Outside, Stitch got out some paint and paints a bunch of bombs nearby, putting them in the ground)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Goku: Cool. That's the last prank, right?

Cream: You betcha. Come on, let's hide again.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Krillin: I rather do some fighting than this. (Pause) But then some pranking is better than nothing. Heh heh heh.

(Pilaf, meanwhile, came into the kitchen, in bandages and scowls as he goes to his food plate)

Pilaf: Bah! Someone is pissing me off and I hate that! They rue the way that... (realizes) Wait, what's that sniffing...AH...AH...CHOO!

(Pilaf sneezes out sneezing powder and food out the window. Suddenly a sneezing noise is heard. The villain gasps as a pissed off blonde Launch shows up, covered in food)

Launch: Oh, a wise ass, eh? TAKE THIS!

(Launch opens fire at Pilaf who screams while dodging. The audience laughs at this. A while later, we see Pilaf, looking around.)

Pilaf: Okay, the crazy chick is gone. But she may come back! I need to get away before...

(Pilaf gasps as he saw what appears to be a set of metal balls, each one has a different number of stars on them, lying nearby)

Pilaf: The Dragon Balls! Finally, the world is mine! (Rushes over to the "Dragon Balls") Yes! My first order of business is to punish those who wronged me!

(However, in a ditch nearby, we see the ones in the episode so far, including Chi Chi, Bulma, Master Roshi, Tien Shinhan, Chiaotzu, Oolong, Yajirobe, and Piccolo, hiding in a ditch with Lilo near a detonator)

Yajirobe: This is boring. Can we get this going?

Lilo: Gladly. Anyone want to do the honors?

Chi-Chi: I do. I wanted to get that jerk for turning Goku into a kid in the first place!

(Chi-Chi pushes the plunger. An explosion is heard. The audience laughs as we saw an ash covered Pilaf)

Pilaf: (coughing) Okay, maybe wishing is out of the question for now.

(The audience laughs as he collapses. The group laughs at this.)

Oolong: Ooh! He's going to need a doctor!

Puar: If he's lucky!

Lilo: Damn, we did it! Another successful episode.

Piccolo: I prefer to kick ass, not all this prank business.

Tien: Lighten up, Piccolo.

Chiaotzu: Yeah, that was fun.

Stitch: Ih! Weega like to thank the DB cast for helping out in today's episode, even some who didn't do much.

Bulma: (dryly) Don't remind us.

Goku: No problem, guys!

Cream: (to the camera) That's it for another episode.

Lilo: Join us next time when we go after Death Phantom AKA Wiseman from the Sailor Moon series.

Krillin: Oh, that's going to be scary.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Until next time...

All: See ya!

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Author's note
Time for more fun, let's begin!

Episode 88: What A Wizeman!

(The music for the show begins as we appear inside some sort of building.)

Announcer: All right, folks, welcome back to our kick ass show that is...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Annnouncer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as the hosts appear, waving to us)

Lilo: Hey, folks! Welcome to our show where the victims of the bullies get their dues! I'm Lilo with my usual friends.

Cream: Yeah, last time, we worked with a huge cast to take down that small meanie Pilaf.

Stitch: Damn, talk about a way to overpowered!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right and we're doing it again, surprisingly! To help make this happens, here is one of our guest stars Sailor Moon!

(The audience applauds as Sailor Moon appears, waving)

Sailor Moon: Hey, glad to be here!

Lilo: Well, Sailor Moon, how about telling the oflks at home as to what we're dealing with!

Sailor Moon: One of my big time meanies Death Phantom AKA Wizeman whose caught a lot of trouble, one of them is turning my daughter Rini.

Cream: Oh my!

Sailor Moon: I know.

Stitch: What a stupid head. Well, we know what to do with guys like that, right folks?

Audience: PAYBACK!

Cheese: Chao!

Sailor Moon: Wow, this is going to be great!

Lilo: I know. Folks, time for us to perform 4 cool pranks so stick around. Death Phantom is about to get his!

Sailor Moon: Yeah!

(The group moves throughout the building. Lilo opens a desk and took out some acid)

Lilo: Ha!

Sailor Moon: That would be useful.

(Stitch opens a closet door and took out a bucket that is acid poof)

Stitch: So's this. Hee hee hee.

(The group enters a magic room. Sailor Mercury is there)

Lilo: Hey, Sailor Mercury. Whatcha got for us?

Sailor Mercury: (smirks) Check this out.

(The Sailor scout takes a flash full with stuff and shakes before adding more chemicals to it, putting the potion over a burner where it gets hot. Sailor Mercury puts it down)

Sailor Mercury: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Very nice.

(The group leaves and goes into the closet to dodge the Death Phantom. Once he's gone, he leaves and enters the kitchen, Stitch grabs a steak. Sailor Moon grabs some BBQ.)

Sailor Moon: Okay, good. What's next?

(Lilo takes the bucket from Sailor Moon before pouring the acid inside. Cheese opens the door and takes the bucket itself, putting it on top of the door.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: 2 pranks down...

(We see the Death Phantom entering the room)

Death Phantom: The time has come for me to get my revenge on those Sailor Scouts.

(The villain takes the messed up potion)

Death Phantom: This will guarantee my victory! Ha ha ha ha!

(Death Phantom opens the potion...and it explodes. The audience laughs as we see him covered with stuff. The villain yells furiously.)

Death Phantom: WHAT THE HELL?!

(Death Phantom groans before cleaning up the mess. We see the group as they find Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus.)

Lilo: Okay, what do we got?

Sailor Venus: Check this out.

(Sailor Venus opens a cage nearby as hellhound growls a bit. Sailor Moon takes the steak from Stitch and squirts the BBQ on it. She gave it to the hellhound who eats it.)

Sailor Moon: Okay, now...

(Sailor Moon pours the BBQ stuff onto the floor)

Sailor Moon: Heh heh heh. 3 pranks down.

Sailor Mars: Right. One more to go. Come on, the others are waiting.

(We see Death Phantom entering the kitchen...where the bucket of acid falls onto him, burning the villain up. The audience laughs like mad0

Death Phantom: AHHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS?!

(We see the group, with the rest of the gang, in a room. Tuxedo Mask is tinkering with a vacuum.)

Tuxedo Mask: There, that should do it.

Lilo: Nice. Okay, time to dirty this place up.

Sailor Pluto: Yes, of course.

(The gang quickly use their powers and the whatnot to dirty the room up like mad)

Stitch: Ha ha ha!

Sailor Chibi Moon: This is fun, mommy!

Sailor Moon: I know.

Sailor Mars: Now one more...

(Sailor Mars takes out some rope and ties it to one end of the vacuum and tossing the other end out the window)

Sailor Venus: What are we doing?

Sailor Mars: (grins) You'll see.

(Death Phantom enters a familiar room...and slips on the BBQ sauce, falling to the floor and gets covered with it. The audience laughs a bit. As he got up, the hellhound sniffs the villain and attacks him, mauling Death Phantom.)

Death Phantom: AHHHHHH!

(Once the hellhound lets go and goes back to sleep, Death Phantom, a mess, curses and yells while the audience laughs)

Death Phantom: DEATH TO ALL WHO DID THIS! Grrr! Who the hell?!

(Death Phantom groans as he leaves. The villain then enters a familiar room)

Death Phantom: Damn it, if I deal with one more crap, I'll...

(Death Phantoms gasps as he saw the room a mess)

Death Phantom: AHHHH! DAMN!

(Death Phantom grabs the vacuum and prepares to use it)

Death Phantom: This is ridiculous. They will ALL PAY...once I clean this mess up.

(Death Phantom turns the vacuum on...but it sucks him in instead. The audience laughs a bit as he struggles inside the thing. Suddenly the rope was pulled as the vacuum with the Death Phantom is taken out of the building. We see that the rope's other end is attached to a rocket. The audience laughs as Death Phantom is send flying into the sky before exploding. We see the hosts and their group on the ground.)

Cream: Wow!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: All right, yes! 4 pranks done and another monster publicly humiliated.

Sailor Jupiter: That's so cool!

Sailor Mars: Yeah.

Stitch: Man, this whole thing kicks some major ass.

Lilo: We like to thank the Sailor Moon cast for helping out.

Sailor Moon: You're welcome!

Sailor Saturn: Yeah, even though some of us didn't do much.

Stitch: Eh, weega has to do our best to fit you all in.

Lilo: That's our episode for now. Tune in next time where we take on the leader of Team Rocket Giovanni. Until next time, later!

(The audience aplaud as we fade to black, ending another episode)

Episode 89: Team Loser!

(We hear the usual theme music as we see the entrance of Team Rocket's HQ)

Announcer: All right, folks, prepare yourselves for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group coming into the place, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our show where bullies end up getting their asses kicked for once.

Stitch: Ih! Weega got payback on Death Phantom in the previous chapter.

Cream: Yep. Now we go after Mr. Shot in this episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: In this episode, we are now ready to prank the leader of Team Rocket, Giovanni, the leader of the thieving evil Pokemon organization who wants to take over our world.

Cream: As well as other evil plans. You know this means, right?

Audience: PAYBACK TIME!

Stitch: Damn right!

Lilo: We are now planning on 4 pranks on this evil stupid head so let's kick some ass, shall we?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The group goes to a desk. Lilo opens it and takes out a whoopie cushion and some hot sauce. Next they enter the room where Pokeballs are restored. They hid as they saw Giovanni teasing the Pokemon.)

Giovanni: Ha ha ha! Foolish Pokemon, I am in control of you all now! Ha ha ha!

Cream: (mumbling) Stupid creep.

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: No problem. We will wait to get him.

(Giovanni leaves. Stitch smirks as he breaks the padlocks on the cage with his strength)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: One prank down, three more to go.

(Cream took a set of tools. They now leave then they head into some sort of kitchen area. They spot a plate for Giovanni near a dumb waiter. Lilo smirks as she pours hot sauce on it.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao.

Cream: Now for the next two pranks.

(The group leaves. We see a member of Team Rocket putting the meal into the dumb waiter as it is send to Giovanni who is in his office)

Giovanni: (smiles) Ah, lunch is here.

(Giovanni took his meal and ate some of it. But then he yelps and shoot out hot flames. The audience laughs as he rushes out of his office. Lilo's group meanwhile made their way upstairs and to his office. The girl puts the whoopie cushion in his chair)

Lilo: Heh heh heh. One more prank to go.

(We see Giovanni in the kitchen getting himself some water. The villain curses and yells like mad)

Giovanni: DAMN IT!

(Giovanni calms down a bit then heads back to the Pokemon room. He smirks while taunting them again)

Giovanni: Stupid Po...

(Suddenly the cage doors flew open, much to his shock. The angry Pokemon attacks him like mad before escaping. The audience laughs as Giovanni got up, jumping up and down while cursing.)

Giovanni: AHHHHHHH!!!!

(We see Lilo's group saw a circle in the ceiling on the last floor a few moments later)

Stitch: Done?

Lilo: Yeah, done. (Smirks) Oh boy. This is going to kick ass.

Cream: Yeah. Let's watch the hilarity unfold.

(We now see Giovanni going back into his office, scowling)

Giovanni: When I get my hands on whoever mess with my meals...

(Giovanni sat in his chair, a farting noise is heard. He got up and saw the whoopie cushion. The audience laughs as he curses and yells)

Giovanni: DAMN IT! (Throws the whoopie cushion away and sat down) Someone is pulling pranks and I'm going to get to the bottom of this!

(Suddenly a noise is heard, much to the villain's concern)

Giovanni: What the...?

(Giovanni yelps as he and his chair fell through a hole that was saw into the floor. The villain crashes through a lot of floors before landing on the bottom one. The audience laughs as Giovanni yells in pain and humiliation.)

Giovanni: AHHHHH!

(Outside, Lilo's group cheers and high-five one another)

Lilo: Yes! Another success!

Cream: Right, we sure got payback on that meanie!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Yep! Hope you folks enjoy payback on Giovanni.

Audience: YEAH!

(The audience applauds)

Lilo: That is our show for now! Tune in next time where we go after the Final Fantasy villain Sephiroth. Until next time...

Group: See ya!

(The hosts waves as the audience applaud. We fade to black, ending the episode)

Episode 90: Final Fantasy for Sephiroth!

(We can hear the theme music as we go to outside a castle.)

Announcer: Folks, prepare yourself for the worst...for the bullies, villains, etc. anyhow! Time it's now for one hell of an episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now...your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group came in)

Cream: Hi, everyone! Welcome back to our show!

Lilo: We have a great time in dealing with those creeps and bullies, it's ashamed if we grew pity on them.

Stitch: But it would be ashamed if we didn't, so screw that!

(The audience laughs)

Cream: Right. Last time, we pull a fast one on Giovanni but we ain't stopping there!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Our target in this episode is Cloud's enemy and the major Final Fantasy villain Sephiroth, an evil villain who committed a lot of evil acts.

Cream: Including killing poor Aerith in one FF game.

Stitch: Well, I guess we will have to get back at him, won't we?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Sephiroth appears to be a hard villain to prank here. But we have done it before and damn it we will again.

Cream: Right. 4 pranks is needed to topple this hard ass.

Stitch: Yeah, come on! Let's go!

Lilo: Right, join us folks as we kick some ass!

Audience: YEAH!

(Inside the castle, the group goes further into the place. Stitch pulls off some spikes from nearby. Next they enter some sort of kitchen. Cream raids the fridge and pulls out some steak and BBQ.)

Cream: Okay, this will be useful.

(Lilo opens a drawer and pulls out a magnet)

Lilo: So is this.

(The group leaves. They dodge Sephiroth who is passing by. Next they enter the throne room. Stitch puts spike right on Sephiroth's chair.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Next the group leaves and enters the weapons room. Lilo pulls out the magnet and works on demagnetizing Sephrioth's main weapon the Masamune.)

Lilo: (chuckles) Heh heh heh.

(After that, they leave and go into Sephiroth's bedroom)

Cream: Got an idea.

(Cream puts the BBQ sauce right onto the steak and stuffs it into Sephiroth's jacket pocket)

Lilo: How will that help us?

Cream: You will see.

(The group leaves quickly. We see Sephiroth entering the throne room)

Sephiroth: Yes, it has been a good day. Killing Aerith and innocents, causing terror...it's like, I'm unstoppable...

(Sephiroth sat on the throne...then screams as he jumps up. The audience laughs as he saw spikes in his throne)

Sephiroth: WHAT THE HELL?!

(Sephiroth groans as he got rid of the spikes. With a sigh, he leaves and goes into his bedroom, putting on his jacket, the one with the meat in it. The villain then leaves. We see Lilo's group in a room. Stitch pulls out a paint can while Cheese grabs a rug.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Okay, Cream, help me with this switch...

(Sephiroth, entering the weapons room, grabs his Masamune)

Sephiroth: Time to practice my Masamune as I prepare myself for battle.

(Sephiroth swings his sword but without warning the other weapons are pulled towards the new magnet, hitting the villain like mad.)

Sephiroth: GAH!

(Sephiroth fells to the floor hard. The audience laughs as he got up, yelling and screaming fury)

Sephiroth: AAAAARHHH!

(In a familiar room, Lilo and Cream pulls up a switch, making a huge hole appear. Stitch begins painting something in a wall while Cheese put the rug over the hole.)

Lilo: Okay. One more thing in this case this whole thing doesn't work.

(Lilo put a small device onto the floor)

Lilo: There. Okay, let's get going.

(The group quickly leaves. A while later, Sephiroth appears, looking annoyed)

Sephiroth: I think I know what's going on. Someone's pulling pranks on me. (Angrily) No one pulls pranks on me and gets away with it!

(Sephiroth then saw something nearby: Cloud's painted image on a wall)

Sephiroth: Either that's Cloud or a painted version. Either way, at least I get to take my argument out on something!

(Sephiroth glares at the rug)

Sephiroth: Blah! Those fools think I will run on it and fell through a hole! Think again!

(Sephiroth jumps over the rug and lands on the other side. But then the device, which is an explosive, went off. The explosion hits the villain and sent him onto the rug before he fell through the hole. The audience laughs.)

Sephiroth: AHHHHH!

(A while later, Sephiroth came back up, looking pissed)

Sephiroth: I KNEW IT! PRANKERS! WELL, THEY WILL SOON LEARN NOT TO PISS ME OFF! NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME, NO ONE!

(Sephiroth angrily rush through the front door, heading outside)

Sephiroth: They are probably outside, thinking they have won. Well...

(Suddenly a vulture like creature swoops in and grabs Sephiroth, taking him away)

Sephiroth: AHHH! WHY?!

(The audience laughs like mad as the vulture takes Sephiroth out of sight. Once he's gone, the hosts appear, laughing)

Cream: Wow, nice!

Lilo: Yeah, we pull the impossible: pulling 4 pranks on Sephiroth! Yeah, he will make his escape but that guy is strong enough to hold him for a few days or so.

Stitch: Shouldn't weega worry about him and other assholes getting back for their public humiliation?

(A pause)

All and Cheese: Nah!/Chao!

(The audience laughs and applauds)

Lilo: All right, that's our show for now. Join us next time when we prank the Shredder of Ninja Turtles fame. Until next time...

All: Bye!

(They wave as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending the episode)