My Little Aladdin
Chapter 10: 10. Chapter 10
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAt the throne room in the castle in Canterlot, Shining Armor and Princess Luna were talking about what happened in Ponyville with Applejack and Trixie watching them. "Princess Luna, this is an outrage!" Shining Armor said. "If it weren't for all your years of loyal service...well, from now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded." Princess Luna nodded, and said "I assure you, your highness, it won't happen again." Shining Armor looked at Applejack, and said "Applejack." He then looked at Princess Luna, and said "Princess Luna." He took their hoofs together, and said "Now let's put this whole messy business behind us, please." "My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess Applejack." Princess Luna said as she tried to kiss Applejack's hoof, but the princess pulled her hoof away, glared, and said "At least some good will come of mah being forced to marry. When Ah am the new ruler of Equestria, Ah will have the power to get rid of you!" As the princess stormed off, Princess Luna chuckled nervously, and Shining Armor said "There. That's nice. All settled, then. Now Applejack, getting back to the sutior buisness. Applejack?" He saw Applejack leaving, and he ran after her as he said "Applejack!" As soon as Shining Armor left the room, Princess Luna growled, and said "If only I had gotten that statue!"
"Ah will have the power to get rid of you!" Trixie said mocking what Applejack had said. The apprentice then growled, and as she and her mistress walked to the balcony, she said "To think, we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives!" They reached the balcony, and Princess Luna looked down on Shining Armor and Applejack having an arguement with each other as she said "No, my very young apprentice. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded!" Both Princess Luna and Trixie shuddered at the dreaded idea. Then an idea occured to Trixie as she said "Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Princess Luna? What if you were the chump husband?!" Princess Luna glared at her apprentice, and said "What?!" Trixie flinched, and said "Okay, you marry the princess, all right? Then, uh, you become the new ruler of Equestria!" Princess Luna smiled at the idea, and as she and Trixie went back inside the throne room, she said "Oh. Marry the shrew? I become the new ruler of Equestria. The idea has merit!" As she sat on Shining Armor's throne, Trixie said "Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law, and the little mare off a cliff." Then she scream as she flopped to demonstrate the falling off the cliff, and she said "Kersplat!" She and Princess Luna laughed. They stopped laughing as Princess Luna said "I love the way your foul little mind works, my young apprentice!" They both let out an evil cackle.
A few miles away from Dodge Junction, AJ, Spike, Discord, and Rainbow Dash were flying towards an oasis. As they were coming in for a landing, Discord who was dressed like a stewardess said "Thank you for choosing Rainbow Dash's cloud for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the cloud has come to a complete stop." The cloud then stopped, and as AJ, and Spike got off, Discord said "Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Good bye!" He turned back to normal, and said "Well, now. How about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?" "Oh, ya'll sure showed me." AJ said smiling. "Now, about mah three wishes." Discord gasped, and said "Dost my ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, colt!" "Ah, no. Ah never actually wished to get out of the cave." AJ said. "You did that on your own." Discord was about to talk back, but he gasped when he realized that he was right. "Well, I feel sheepish." Discord said as he turned into a sheep. "All right, you baaaaad colt, but no more freebies." "Fair deal." AJ said. "So, three wishes. Ah want them to be good." He turned to Discord who was hanging like a hammock between two trees, and said "What would you wish for, Discord?" "Me?" Discord asked as he sat down on the floor. "No pony's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case....ah, forget it." "What?" AJ asked. "No, I can't, I-." Discord tried to say, but AJ said "Come on, tell me!" Discord sighed, and said "Freedom."
AJ tilted his head in confusion, and said "You're a prisoner?" "It's all part-and parcel, the whole spirit of chaos gig." Discord said. He grew gigantic, and in a thunderous voice, he said "Phenomenal cosmic powers-!" He shrunk down to his regular size, struck a pose as if he were a statue, and said "Itty bitty living space." AJ frowned, and said "Discord, that's terrible." Discord nodded, and said "But, oh, to be free. Not have to go: Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!" He then sighed, and said "But what am I talking about, here? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Discord, wake up and smell the hummus." "Why not?" AJ asked. "The only way I get outta this, is if my master wishes me out." Discord said. "So, you can guess how often that's happened." "Ah'll do it." AJ said. "Ah'll set ya'll free." "Uh huh, yeah right." Discord said in disbelief as his head turned into Pinocchio's head with a long nose. AJ pushed the long nose back, and Discord's head went back to normal. "No, really, Ah promise." AJ said honestly. "After Ah make mah first two wishes, Ah'll use my third wish to set ya'll free." He held out his foof for the spirit of chaos to shake. Discord looked at the hoof curiously. He then smiled as he shook AJ's hoof, and said "Well, here's hopin'. Ok." He turned into a magician, and said "Let's make some magic!" He then turned back to normal, and said "So how about it? What is it you want most?"
AJ blushed a little, and said "Well, there's this mare-." Discord then made a buzzer noise, and said "Wrong! I can't make anypony fall in love, remember?" "Oh, but Discord." AJ said. "She's smart, and fun, and..." "Pretty?" Discord asked. "Beautiful!" AJ said. "She got these eyes that just...and this mane, wow...and her smlie." He showed his cutie mark to Discord, and said "And, um, we have the same cutie mark." "Ami. C'est L'amour." Discord said as he, Spike, and Rainbow Dash were pretending to sit in a parisian cafe. AJ sighed, and said "But, she's a princess. To even have a chance, I'd have to be a-." He stopped when an idea occured to him. He looked at Discord, and said "Hey, can you make me a prince?" Discord then took out a royal cookbook, and said "Let's see here. Chicken A'la King?" He pulled out a chicken with a crown on it's head, and said "Nope. Alaskan King Crab." Suddenly, a crab pinched the spirit of chaos. He groaned in pain as he threw the crab away, and said "Ow, I hate it when they do that. Ceasar's Salad?" A dagger appeared came out and tried to stab him, but he yelped, and closed the book as he said "Et tu, Brute? Nope." He then opened the book to a page, and said "Aha! To make a prince." He looked at AJ, and said "Now is that an official wish? Say the magic words!"
AJ smiled, and said "Discord, Ah wish for you to make me a prince!" Discord cheered, and said "All right!" He turned into Arsenio Hall, and said "Woof woof woof woof!" Then, he turned into a tailor/fashion designer as he said "First, that hat is much too western. That southern accent, what are we trying to say, country stallion? No! Let's work with me here." He started to take AJ's mesasurements, and with a snap of his fingers, AJ was outfitted in a green and red prince costume. On his head, it was a golden crown with rubies and emeralds on it. He turned to look at his cutie mark, and he was surprised to see that it had changed. It was a big red apple with three blue diamonds on it. He decided to call himself Prince Rarifruit. He looked at himself in the mirror, and said "I really like it." He gasped, and held his mouth with his hoof. Apparently, Discord got rid of his southern accent, and replaced it with a normal speaking voice. "I like it, muy macho!" Discord said in a Spanish accent. "Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation." He turned to Spike, and said "Excuse me, dragon boy! Spikey, over here!" Spike hid behind Rainbow Dash, and said "Uh oh!" Discord zapped Spike, and he flew over to them. As if they were in a game show, Discord looked at AJ, and said "Here he comes, and what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Canterlot, than riding your very own brand new camel!"
As Spike turned into a camel, Discord said "Watch out, they spit." Spike spitted and frowned. "Mmm, not enough." Discord said as he snapped his fingers, and Spike turned into a breezie. "Still not enough. Let's see. What do you need? What do you need?" As he snapped his fingers multiple times, Spike turned into a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, a purple car, and back to normal." Then idea occured to Discord, and he said "Yes!! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo!" As he turned Spike into an elephant, he said "Whoa!! Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!" "Spike, your standing on my tail!" Rainbow Dash said as she struggled to get away. "Sorry about that!" Spike said as he lifted his foot off of the tail. He then looked down at his reflection in the pool of water. He screamed, and climbed up into a tree, and it bended right back to the ground. "Spike, you look good." AJ said chuckling. Spike just glared as Discord said "He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant. but we're not through yet! Hang on to your crown, colt! We're gonna make you a star!" He then used his magic to make AJ into a superstar.