Fuck my life I'm busy. I have a bunch of test coming up. I'm in the final few weeks of school now but FUCK! Just... FUCK! Sorry I know I sound like an ass right now but it fucking sucks! Oh well... Back to the story!

I woke up from my dream. It was this odd dream about walruses. Why? I don't know...
[I didn't know they could eat like that.]
<I didn't know they eat that much.>
{I didn't know they could put up a fight.}
~I can't believe it's not butter!~
{Eden... I love you so much right now.}

I made a quick stop in the restroom while reading. Not my fault! I just read on the commode! I got up and pulled up my pajama pants. I decided to check on David. He did get dragged around the town yesterday by an ass clown with a chain.

"Hey Guys I wanted to-" I stopped when I was confronted by Celestia and Luna in her Nightmare Moon form. They both had rape faces. "uh..."

"Sorry!" said Celestia snapping out of it. "David's a little busy right now."

"I I... I-I n-need to... go..." I started backing out.

"Dustin?" asked David from behind the walls. He came out looking brand new! No injuries, new haircut, nice clothes... he's happy. "You look like shit! What did you two do to him?"

"He caught us at a bad time. OH what a silly filly." said Celestia playfully. They all turned and went back further in the room. I just turned and left.

{That... was without a doubt... the scariest moment of our lives.}
[I thought she was... not... like that.]
<Aw... we forgot to mention Molestia!>
~And Luna?~
<...What about Luna?>
[Good point.]
{They're gonna rape me. I just know it...}
<Dusty...>
{I can feel it...}
[Aw you had to go there!]
~What's wrong with feel- oh... OH! That's disgusting...~
"Well I'm over it!" I picked up my happy mood from this morning.

???'s POV

"Queen Chrysalis." said one of my changelings.

"Yes servant?"

"It appears that one of our spies has infiltrated the castle."

"Excellent!"

"But... he's inside that one's room..." he said pointing to the crystal showing the pony with three consciousnesses.

Dustin's POV

{And that's how we can write a college paper on how He-man's straight and Prince Adam's gay.}
[That makes... so much sense.]
<Well done indeed Dustin!>

I walked into my room to be confronted with myself. It was an exact replica of me. Every movement and every expression.

"Blegh!" we both said. "Hmm... Aha... Who do I like? Erg! Answer the question don't repeat me!" he kept on copying me. We both nodded our heads until I did something he didn't expect. I spitted in his eye.

"AGH! *hiss*" he turned into a changeling.

"Oh shit..." The changeling threw some gas on me "Ah... dammit..." I felt myself fall on the floor. Dammit motherfucker!
[Get up!]
{I'm trying!}
<We got to tell Celestia!>

"No you don't!" said a woman's voice. Than the changeling formed a portal allowing a larger changeling to come in. She had little fairy wings and holes through her body and she had this... crown... thing...y...

"Who the hell are you?"

"I'll tell you. Since you'll be gone in a few minutes. I am Queen Chrysalis and you are going to be the victim of my new spell traveler of time. Enjoy dimension hopping."

"What?" I felt a large portal open behind me. "WHAT! NO! YOU BITCH!" I yelled at her falling through the hole. I felt my self spin and the only thing I saw was flowing black and white lines. Excuse my Samurai Jack nostalgia but is she Aku?
~She's the queen of the changelings!~
{The what?}
~You know... those small things...~
{Oh... right... change forms. I could have called that.}
[But you didn't.]
<Hey we're nearing the end of the portal.>

I felt myself land on some soft grass.

"Oh thank god I'm not falling from the sky." I hugged the grass's comfort. "Thank you mother Nature." I looked up to see the sky was bright orange. "Huh. Doesn't seem that different. I looked at the town down the hill. "And there's Ponyville."

<Look up!>

I looked up to see a bright blue pegasus fighting Nightmare?! How the fuck is she alive?!
[Different dimensions I suppose.]
"Come on random blue pegasus with black and red hair! Kick her ass!"

Than the town of Ponyville blew up. Like... literally blew up...

"...Or not..." I hid behind a tree to dodge all the debris flying. "Well... sucks to be that guy..."
~How many people just died?~
{Too many...}
[Come on! We can help them!]

I began to run after the town but another portal opened...

"OH shit..." I fell through the portal and drifted down into space again.
<She did say dimension hopping.>
{She's going to keep this up till we make it home?}
[Looks like it.]
~We're nearing the end of this one too.~

I landed on the grass again. "Oh thank you karma system." I looked up to see a school. "I didn't know we had a school."

[We don't. Another dimension.]
{Don't be a killjoy.}

I looked over to see a group of ponies helping an icy blue pegasus who was missing a wing.

"Fuck he got beaten up bad."
~You can't really grow back wings.~
{Iron did.}
[But they were weapons. No one is born with steel wings!]
<I have to go with Beta on this one.>
{~True.~}

Than I saw this huge black and white pony fighting another pony with a suit and tentacles. And I saw this black alicorn in the air shooting fire everywhere.

[Shit it's coming this way.]
"Beta Zone..." I said quietly hiding myself behind this giant cybernetic like shield. "Whoa... when did you upgrade Beta?"
[I don't know!]
"Well let's cause some damage before..." The floor opened up again. "*sigh* Son of a bitch..."

I fell through the black and white tunnel again.

"Okay this is really giving me a headache!"

David's POV

I walked outside to see Dustin. He was a bit twitchy but happy. What's got him in a good mood? Oh! The Royal Wedding's coming up! Guess he heard about it! Odd... didn't think he liked weddings. Than he began knocking on the master guest room.

"Hello!" said Cadence opening the door to her room.

"Hello. I came to meet you."

"Oh come on in!" she allowed him to enter than closed the door behind her. I continued to walk down the hall when I met Vinyl. She just came back I guess.

"Oh hey David!" said Vinyl. "That is your proper name correct?"

"Yes it is!"

"Goodie! I swear I have good memory. Anyways have you seen Dustin?"

"He just went in Cadence's room." I told her. She had a confused look but decided to check on him.

"Hello Cadence?" asked the unicorn knocking on the door.

"Oh... hello!" said the pink alicorn. "May I help you?"

"Have you seen Dustin? A little taller than David and black and green hair. Can't miss him."

"Sorry I haven't seen him deary. I'll tell you if I have." she closed the door leaving us confused.

"I swear he was just here!" I told her.

"I believe you. Is it me or does she seem... more serious than usual?"

"We're probably just thinking it. Her wedding is soon."

"That's it! Your right! Sorry for doubting you."

"It's okay..." She is right though. This is definitely odd.

Dustin's POV

I fell out of the fucking 11th portal! How many are there?

"We're are we now?" I asked taking a sip out of my soda hat with root beer attached to it.

[I don't know! What the hell?]
<What with all the ponies?>

I looked around to see I was on a platform surrounded by ponies.

"Can anyone help me?"

"Get out of here!" yelled one of them. I looked over the edge to see I was in a living room. I was on a toy self! I was toy size! This is really messing with my head. Than the door opened. I saw an overweight man carrying two boxes with Twilight and Pinkie in them. They looked horrified.

"Oh god it's the college humor skit!"
~What?~
{It's this really fucked up one about bronies. Than at the end he grabs this sex toy he made out of a flashlight and...}

We were cut off when the large man grabbed the flashlight beside me.

"Kill me!" cried the poor thing.

"Okay I'm out of here." The portal opened like on command. "Hey... I think I'm starting to get control of this."
[What tells you that?]
<Well... when we wanted to leave we left...>
~Meaning keep it up and we might just make it home!~

I fell through it again landing on a soundboard.

"Ow..." I turned slowly to see a white pony with blue hair and red tips. "Oh it's Eurobeat Pony! I need your autograph!" The portal opened again. "OH no no no! Come on! I want to be in this world!" I was sucked in and forced back into the tunnel.

"Control my ass... did you see that?"
<Yeah. You failed to get an autograph!>
"Not my fault!"

I went through another portal landing on grass again.

"Oh thank the gods..." I got up and noticed I was human again. "What?" I looked around and saw the entire world was humanized. "Oh this is cool! I might just stay here! Why would I go home?" Then this black and red portal opened up. "No!" I fell through it again. "Why is it that when I want to stay you want to teleport me? Hmm?"

David's POV

We were watching the wedding... well mostly. Dustin was gone for 3 days now and Vinyl hasn't been the same. Also Twilight got kicked out of the wedding for being too overprotective... but I wouldn't banish her even if she was. I mean Shining Armor's her brother for crying out loud!

"I now pronounce you..." started Celestia. Than Twilight and Cadence both came in the back door.

"Stop!" they yelled.

"That's not me! Stop the wedding!" What... the... fuck?

"Ah so she's figured out my plan. Good job." said the other Cadence turning into a changeling. Well more like queen of the changelings. "I am the queen of the changelings!" Called... it! "Kneel before me!"

"Your not hurting my ponies." said Celestia engaging the queen in a fight. After a rough minute Celestia went down.

"Oh no! Stay with me!" I said embracing her.

"My magic's too weak. Only the elements can stop her!"

"That's right and no- Oof!" said the queen as this red and black portal opened above her and a human fell on her. A human!

"Aha! Why am I still human?" asked the figure. He had blue eyes, brown hair that was stained with blonde and grey hairs, and was wearing all black clothes including a black vest, shirt, fingerless gloves, jeans, and converse. He also sounded like Dustin. "Oh It's the royal wedding! Hi David!"

"Dustin? How did you change?"

"Long story." He got up and went to Armor. "Don't you dare drop that shield! I know what happens!" Shining stopped his shield and powered down. "Dammit!"

Dustin's POV

"Alright! David! Take the girls and get the elements! Luna! Help Celestia!"

"On it!" said the moon princess.

"And I'll keep them busy!" I said jumping out the window. I fell into a group of changelings and started beating them up one by one. "Why are these things so gross?"
[I don't know! Summon Excalibur and kick some ass!]

I summoned my trusty sword and held it to block a kick from one of the insects. When he kicked the blade his foot split in two sending it crying and retreating.

"Alpha Wave!" The sword turned into a rod. "A staff?"
<Do something!>

I started spinning it around sending fire circles around me destroying the bugs by the ten's. It was beautiful.

"You know who else would find this beautiful?"
[<~Who?~>]
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rock.

"Viking ponies!" I threw it up and turned it to a portal. The vikings ran out and started tearing into the bugs.

"Join us brother!" yelled the leader.

"Sure thing Bartholomew!" I said jumping on his back. I looked over and saw Twilight and her friends. "We help them!"

"No you don't!" yelled the queen. She shot a portal at me.

"Oh not again." I was sent back into the portal. I like how only I go in it and not Bartholomew or anybody. That's fucking radical! But to my surprise when I came out I landed on her again "Aha! Figured out your game!"

"Attack!" she cried to her underlings.

"Uh oh..."

David's POV

I looked over and saw Dustin in the air wrestling with the changelings. He was having fun. Why would someone have fun around a time like this? Oh!

"David pay attention!" yelled Twilight. I was surrounded by the changelings and watched as they turned into me. I know exactly what to do... I learned this from Prototype. I jumped on the one closer to me and twisted around a few times throwing him back. "Him! It's him!" I yelled pointing at the fake David. The other mes all jumped on him and started beating him up. I looked around and saw the girls fighting. So I'll just use my powers to tell me which one is which!

"Hmm... You." I said grabbing Fluttershy. I kept my eyes closed and concentrated. "You." I grabbed Pinkie.

"Thank you David." said the pink pony.

"Welcome. You." I grabbed Rarity.

"Why I never... oh thank you David."

"Mmhmm... You defiantly..." I grabbed Twilight. "And... you." I grabbed Applejack.

"Thank ya pardner."

"Don't mention it... I can't tell which RD it is though. They are all too aggressive." Oh I know! "Hey Rainbow! Dustin fucked up your party!"

"I'm gonna kill him!" yelled one Rainbow.

"You!" I grabbed her and formed a circle with the girls. We all watches as they kept on flying. "Okay... the elements are in that warehouse over there!"

"On it!" said Pinkie grabbing Twilight as a gun. She started pulling on her tail and shooting her way to the building.

"Oh my... I'm going to try that next time."

Dustin's POV

I continued to hold off the armies by the masses.

"Ow!" one of them bit me. "You fucker!" He jumped in the ground. So did the last 5 that I didn't kill yet. "ERRGGGHHH!" I grabbed a stop sign and used it as a hammer. "Die!" I tried to hit the one sticking it's head out of the ground. He ducked and another appeared behind me.
[Concentrate!]
{Fuck off I know what I'm doing!}

"Die die die die!" I continued to hit and the ground when they wouldn't stand still. Than all 6 stuck their heads out and stuck their tongues out. I swung the sign sideways and chopped off all their heads. "Aha! Suck on that you stupid bitches!"

"Dustin!" yelled David from my left. I turned to see him with the ladies and their elements.

"You got them? Good! Go get the queen! I'll hold them off some more! Allons-y!" I redrew my sword and switched to Dark Solo mode. The sword turned to a bow and I shot soul arrows at the changelings in the sky blowing them up. "One and a two and a three dead little creepy things. Four and a five and six little creep things. Seven and eight and nine little creepy things! Only a hundred to go!"

"Kill the singing idiot!" yelled the queen from the castle. I looked up to see a group charging at me.
{Shit can we still change forms?}
<We should why?>
{Eden! Time to fly!}
~On it.~

I grew my bat wings and took flight to the castle. Maybe I can keep the queen busy while they attack. Excellent plan is excellent!

I got to the window and looked inside to see the mane 6 use the friendship cannon on the bug queen. But nothing happened.

"Hahahah! Is that all you can do?" asked the bitch.

"How is this possible?" cried Twilight.

"If your Celestia couldn't stop me than nobody can!" This is my cue...

"AAAAHHHH!!!" I yelled jumping at her. I gave her the meanest right hook I could muster.

"You hit me!"

"Your still standing?"

"How is... this..." She fell back unconscious.

"Oh yeah! I win! Oh oh who's on a roll? This guy!"

"And what exactly are you?" asked Celestia.

"I'm... wait... you don't know me?" They all turned their heads sideways except for David. "*sigh* Why is it that whenever I leave for a few minutes life goes to hell?" I walked over to Shining Armor. "Hey boy toy. You need to wake up and put your shield up." He didn't say anything so I gave him a good smack.

"Ugh... my head... what's happening? Who are you? What are you?"

"That's 3 questions! I shall answer only one! The changelings have invaded you need to combine with Cadence and expel all the creatures from the city!"

"Cadence!" the stallion ran past me.

"*sigh* This is the part where Twilight tells him what to do and it turns out to be the exact same thing I said."

"Brother!" said the unicorn. "We're under attack! Only you can put the shield up and remove all the changelings!"

"Your right Twilight! And... I'm sorry for earlier."

"It's okay BBFF. Now do it!"

{Seriously?}
[I quit. No honestly... I quit! If they don't want to listen to us than we don't belong.]
<I agree. I think it's time we packed our bags before another war happens.>
~And what about our friends?~

I looked up at the happy group cheering on Shining Armor. He combined his power with Cadence to send out a shock wave removing all threats. Sadly... I must count as a threat.

"Whoa what are you doing?" I was lifted out the window and sent flying to the sky. "Really? No! Fuck them! I don't need anybody!" I looked around me to see all the other changelings. They were all knocked out and going faster than me. Than I stopped going up.

{Yes! We stopped!}
<That's... a bad thing.>
{Uh oh...}

I began to free fall.

"Oh my nostalgia..." I turned my body around and held out my arms. "This time I'm going to enjoy it."
~But we'll crash into the ground!~
{Uh... bat wings?}
~Oh right... tee hee.~

I started flapping my wings and stopped my fall by landing gracefully on the ground.

{Should we go back? I mean they don't recognize us.}
<Sure... maybe David will tell them.>
{David?}
[Yeah... he recognized us.]
"Let's hope he does..." I began my long walk to the castle. "Where did I land?"
~Just fly!~
{My back's hurting. I need a break.}

I sat down on a log near the meadow I was beside of. Kinda wish I had my guitar right about now.

<Oh my god the sword!>
"What about..." I pulled it out. "OH MY GOD! What happened?" The blade was gone and the handle was cracked.
[That magic blast... they destroyed Excalibur.]
"*sniff* Well... you finally did it guys. You killed my soul weapon. Just fucking great..."
~Just cheer up! I'm sure they remember us.~

David's POV

"OH my god what did you do?" I yelled at Shining Armor.

"I removed all threats. Why?"

"You just killed Dustin!" everyone gasped. "That was him in human form! And you just threw him away!"

"But he's been gone for 3 days!" cried Vinyl.

"It must have had something to do with that changeling queen. Oh... DAMMIT!" I gave the broken door a kick removing it from it's hinges.

"David calm down..." said Celestia weakly getting up. "I'm sure he's fine and he'll probably forgive us."

Dustin's POV

I was running down the forest as fast as I could. Behind me was a cockatrice, a manticorn, and a hydra.

"I will never forgive them!"

Had a lot of fun writing this chapter. I also put in a few references from some other stories and bronies in here. If you are reading this kickass222urmom and KillJoy and Eurobeat... I just want to show my love for you guys.