I awoke in my room like always thinking this was a bad dream.

{Guys? Oh... I still have a woman's voice.}
[Yeah. How do you think we feel?]
{Uh... happy to be alive.}
<Dustin. Listen to me and listen carefully. I am pissed!>

Meanwhile...

"So it's over?" asked David.

"Almost. Your friend is still having some... issues." said Celestia. "Vinyl how are you doing?"

"Oh... um..." she had a wild blush on her face.

"Vinyl... are you a fillyfooler?" asked Octavia.

"Uh... no! I just... don't know..."

"It's okay. Dustin's a chick! This is a dream for you!" said Niko. "I don't mind a bit."

Meanwhile...

[We've survived everything.]
<We've survived time, death, sex-crazed mares, Nightmare, and so much more and this is our greatest enemy yet?>

"I don't know how to use the bathroom!" I yelled to myself waiting inside the room. "I can't stand up and and and... let it go!"
[Sit down! Just sit down and piss!]
{If it's that easy...}

I sat on the toilet and looked at myself in the mirror. This is a fate far worse than I could have ever imagined. I've lost everything now. I lost my own gender. Honestly... there isn't a bit of human left in me.

"Why do I look so cute!" I cried to myself.
[Because your a cartoon mare with the power of adorableness?]
{This had better not backfire.}
<What does Vinyl think?>
{...oh no... She's pregnant and I'm a woman!}

"Bass." said someone knocking at the door.

"Yes?" I asked.

"Hey. It's Vinyl."
[Oh come on!]

"Hi... *ahem* Vinyl."

"You okay?"

"...No." I finished doing my business and washed up. I feel... comfortable. Is that good? That's not a good thing. I mean I can move my legs more and I'm more flexible. I walked out and met with Vinyl.

"What's wrong?"

"Vinyl... the only thing I had left from my humanity was my own gender! I'm not a man anymore!"

"It's okay."

"No it's not... your pregnant and I can't be a dad because... I'm a chick!"

"It's okay sweetie. I still love you." She bent up and planted a kiss on my lips. "Just relax and take it slow. Be thankful that your alive."

"... Thanks Vinyl." I couldn't hold back the tears. I pulled her in for a hug and rested my head on her shoulder.
[Shh shh it's alright.]
<We'll fix this. We always do.>

I remained quiet. I couldn't say anything because as soon as I open my mouth I'm going to end up bawling.

"Bass... what are you going to do now?" asked Vinyl. I remained quiet. "Hey... you can speak." She pulled me off her shoulder and looked me in the face. "What's wrong?"

"You know what's wrong." I told her. I had to hide my face in my hooves. "Look at me!"

"Your very pretty."

"H-how can you be so calm about this?*sniff*"

"Because you always come through. We can still work with our relationship and your friends are more than willing to help.

Meanwhile...

"AHAHAHAH!" Niko was laughing. "And she passed out!"

"Yes Niko. I was there."

"That's so funny!" He along with Pinkie, Rainbow, and Twilight were giggling.

"It's not funny." said David. "To fight for your own survival for 13 years. That's exactly what Dustin did. He saved the world again without rewriting time and this time he's being hurt again. He's lost all his friends and family. Know he's a she! I can't understand how much pain she's going through right now." They all stopped laughing and listened closely. "I think she needs our help."

Meanwhile... again...

I finished crying and using up about 2 boxes of tissues.

"Man... I haven't cried like that since Titanic."

"What's Titanic?" asked Vinyl.

"It's this story about love on an unsinkable ship. But the unsinkable ship hits an iceberg and it crashes and lot's of people died."

"That's horrible!"

"It is. It's a true story as well."

"I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe I should stop asking questions." I felt her get behind me on the bed. "I think your hair would look prettier with a ponytail."

"Don't tell me that!"
[Your blushing.]
{SHUT UP!}
<Time of the mon- OW> I gave him a hard punch. <You hit like a girl.>
{Alpha I will destroy you!}
[Relax. We're all women and we're all suffering right now.]
{You don't seem like your suffering.}
[I'm actually enjoying it. I can clop now!]
{Ew ew ew ew ew}

"There. All done."

"Thanks Vinyl."

"You still sad?"

"A little. But... I'll get over it."

"That's what I like to hear."

"So I was out for a week? What was my condition?"

"Bass. Dustin. Your body was near impossible to fix. We didn't have the proper technology to save you so... you know the rest."

"I see. What was it like for you?"

"It was the worst thing ever. It was worse than losing my mom. I was so worried..." She reached over and handed me my card. "Here. I'm not going to need it anymore." I slipped it in my pocket.

"Now I have to wear dresses and stuff. That's great."

"It's actually very comfortable."

"I've worn a kilt before."
[Good times.]
<You just enjoyed it when we flashed the cop.>
{Yes. Yes I did.}

"Okay then. It's getting late."

"I've slept enough over the week. I need to go outside. How many people know about what happened to me?"

"Everyone." said Vinyl.

"EVERYONE!"

"Yes..."

"I didn't mean to raise my voice but come on!"

"It's okay. If they poke some fun at you than ignore them. Don't fight."

"I can't fight. I'm too soar." I walked outside the room and made my way slowly down the hall.
[So now we can sing our favorite songs with women singers.]
{Remind me to sing 'Holding out for a Hero.' before we change back.}
<Got it boss.>
{Alpha I'm not going to destroy you. Come on. I'm in a brighter mood.}
<No your not.>
{No I'm not. Damn your right.}

I went outside and the only thing that I could look forward too was the moon. Maybe I could banish myself for so long I forget about being a mare and just come back. But that's just silly. I went to the park and sat down at the bench facing the pond.

"How peaceful..." I told myself. I looked around and didn't see anyone. So it's just me. "I can't stand it! Damn David and that Iron friend of his."

"It wasn't David's fault." said Luna from behind. "It was yours. You told him to use magic and he did the best he could."

"Yeah..." I said lowering my head.

"Cheer up."

"No..."

"Dustin. Is it that bad?"

"Yes..."

"Can you say more than just yes or no?"

"Yes I can..."

"Don't troll me like Celestia." Luna took a seat beside me. "It really is peaceful out here."

"Why are you here Luna?"

"I could feel your heart. Your sadness is impacting everyone. How is this being so bad?"

"I can't really explain. It just is. It's a forced sex change and I'm the only one reacting to it."

"That's not true..."

"Vinyl doesn't mind and I could hear my friend laughing from down the hall."

"You heard that?"

"Yeah... *sigh*" I started playing with my ponytail. "God has a plan for everyone. So this can't be all bad."

"That's the spirit!" said Luna happily. Of course she has problems as well. She's dating the guy who's dating her sister. So she's dating her sister.

"Let me tell you something Luna. Stephen Kind once said..." I had to stop for a minute to lick my lips. They were dry! Give me a break! "Salvation and Damnation are the exact same thing. I never really understood that... but I think I do now. The worst things that happened to me have been the best."

"You sound very wise. You remind me of my mom. She would always give us life lessons and lectures... and then one day she just... left..."

"It hurts. I know what it's like."

"What are you thinking of?"

"Fighting. The war."

"It's over. And you think of fighting. That's not very mare like."

"I don't understand."

"You said God has a plan for you. You've sacrificed too much Dustin. You've lost so much and have kept all that pain inside. If your God loves you than he doesn't want to watch you suffer."

"I-I... your right... Oh my god your right! Thank you Luna!" I pulled her in for a big hug. "That's all I needed to hear."

"Uh... welcome." She said. I got up and ran back towards the castle.

"I'm back in the game!" I yelled.
[Your happy about being a woman now?]
"Yeah! I can read drama without hesitation! I can get away with many things do to my amazingly cute cuteness! AND most importantly I can watch My Little Pony without being yelled at! Whoo!"
<Your doing cartwheels>

I was so happy I didn't realize I was doing wheels. So what better way to make it better than doing back flips!
[Don't fall on your pretty head!]
At the end of the road I landed a perfect and graceful flip without hurting myself.

"Your happy." said The Doctor with Derpy at his side.

"You look very cute muffin." said Derpy patting me on my head.

"Thanks Derpy. How are you guys?"

"We're fine." she said.

"We thought you were feeling blue so I got you a muffin." He held out a muffin for me. I couldn't help but let my eyes grow big and put my hooves to my face. "Don't act so cute."

"Okay." I picked it up and began to munch on it. "This is... the best... muffin... ever... without a doubt."

"Good. That's the same muffin I shot into a black hole." I stopped eating and looked at him. "I don't know how old it is. Maybe it hasn't aged a day. Either way it got here and your enjoying it." The bad aftertaste began to settle in. I handed him what was left and went back to my walk to the castle.

10 minutes later

Vinyl was reading while in bed when I came in.

"Yay your here! You don't look so good." I ran into the bathroom to puke up that muffin.
[Doctor Whooves has single handily ruined muffins for us.]
"BBBLLLAAAGGGHHH!"
<Jeez... At least we can forget about the taste... you alright there?>
"*cough* Blegh!"
<Nope.>
"I'm fine now..."

Now I feel light headed. Oh well... so I'm a mare now. This isn't that bad. I think...

"Come on." Said Vinyl patting the spot beside her. "Come sit down."

"I'm... not ready for that yet." I told her. Still getting use to this body and the last thing I want to do is have sex.
[You know what I've realized? You haven't said fuck in a while.]
{What's the point. I'll have that cute kitten noise kick in.}
<Just try it. Fuck.>
{*sigh* FMEOWk.}
[It's like 20% cuter.]

"No!" said Vinyl. "I'm not going to force sex on you. Especially on the first day you woke up on."

"Yeah..." I got in the bed and felt... happy. I haven't felt this happy since the time I found a wallet with about $4,000 in it.

"You seem happier."

"I learned something good about myself."

"Good. So now your going to stop being so sad and emotionally troubled?"

"Yes!"

"Yay!" She grabbed me by the neck and pulled me in for a hug. "I still love you. If that's what you want to know."

"I love you." I gave her a kiss and laid my head on her chest. "Thanks Vinyl. For being there for me."

"Your always welcome Bass." She cut the light off and put her book on the table. "Goodnight."

"Goodnight..." I closed my eyes and went inside my head.
[So... having fun?]
{Yeah.}
<So... what do we dream about?>
{Adventure!}

Alright. I know what your thinking. Why make him a mare? Well... it was the only thing that popped in my head. It really... adds... to the story. You'll see... or read. Whatever! The point is enjoy what you get.