I am going to need to rely on my futuristic ideas for a while. Its the only way to make this more awesome.

29 years later

God I hate being on the moon. I think it's been a few weeks now. Do you know what Tia did? She took away my wings so I couldn't fly and I can't use my shadow powers. Might as well bend me over and fucking rape me now! I'm a fucking alter boy! I was doing some pushups so I could stay in shape when this pony appeared in front of me.

"Wow! So this is what the moon is like!" She was impressed by this small rocks strange beauty.

"What are you doing here?" I asked her.

"Oh Dustin! Your still here!"

"Yes. Do I know you?"

"It's me! Silver Sage!" What?! Why is she here!

"Sage? You look so grown up!"

"It's been a long time. I came up here because I just wanted to see what it was like. I'm doing an experiment." I think I may have lost track of time. Then she sat down and started to write in her journal. She was a very cute mare.

"What happened to Twilight and Static?" I asked her.

"Not much. I'm only going to be here for about another 7 seconds anyways." She started to glow. "Oh here's something cool! My mom is now an..." She was gone.

"Twilight is a what? A Bitch? I knew that." I said to myself going back to my exercises.

239 years later

I think I've been here for 7 years now. It's so depressing. I now know how Luna feels. I cut my hair short and spiky and kept my stubble. Guess I'm aging a bit as well. I am lucky though as my hair kept it's brown color.

"Hello master!" said the robot.

"Ello."

"What would you like to eat?"

"Give me whatever sounds good." I have said that every time she offered my food. I then got a caramel apple.

"Here you go!" she said handing it to me.

"I love caramel and apples. It's like the only candy I like." I said taking a bit out of it. Then another robot appeared out of nowhere in a blinding light. It stood up like a pony and looked exactly like me. It even got the hair right. How? How did it know what I looked like from down there?

"Hello Shafer. I am here to check up on you." It said standing up.

"Uh... No comment here." I said to it. He looked at me giving me a scan. Then after a while he disappeared. "Well that was more random than Pinkie Pie. I could really go for one of her songs right about now."

732 years later

I was sleeping on the couch. It think I really lost track of time. It's been about 39 years now I think. I'm going to be up here for so long its not even funny!

"Dustin Shafer!" yelled a booming voice. Was that Celestia? Sounds different. Than again I haven't heard her talk for 39 years. I was then engulfed by a warm light.

"Have a pleasant future!" said the robot. Good riddance. I then felt myself hit something hard. I looked around to see I was in the futuristic Canterlot throne room.

"How was your time Dustin?" asked a voice which didn't sound like the princess from behind me. I turned around after standing up and saw a purple pony sitting in the throne. She had dark violet hair with one pink streak in it.

"Twilight Sparkle?" I asked her getting a nod in return. "It's been a thousand years already?" I asked looking around.

"I know Celestia sent you to the moon to get you out of the way."

"Out of the way for what?"

"For Equestria to grow and become an age of technology."

"She knew I would go against it and put up a fight. Clever." Twilight stood up. She was as tall as Celestia and had large black wings. She was wearing violet shoes like Tia wore hers. She was an alicorn now! How did this happen!

"Are you confused Dustin?" she asked.

"I thought it was only 39 years. So yeah pretty confused. What do I do now?"

"I don't know Dustin. Your a dangerous secret. Anypony would kill you on the spot as it is."

"You can say Anybody. I don't see what the point of that is."

"I'm serious!"

"And I'm still confused. Who wants me dead this time?"

"Celestia blamed all of the worlds greatest mistakes on you."

"Uh oh. And what mistakes are they?" She stood up and made a motion with her hooves so the guards would leave so it would be just us in the room.

"Twilight where is everybody!"

"They're all dead Dustin."

"Even Sage?"

"Yes."

"Sorry. Now what mistakes?"

"You were blamed for causing: 3 wars, 7 genocides, 1000's of innocent deaths, and the death of the Princess herself."

"Well... I can say I didn't cause any of those no matter how much I would have enjoyed the last one."

*sigh* "Dustin don't be like that."

"I don't have a choice. Humans live for almost 100 years. She made me live through ten human lives. That's torture Twilight."

"It does sound bad. I know how you feel."

"Why would she blame me for this?"

"Because your actions cause the Revolution. Ponies wanted a better leader and before she died she gave me all her powers." she said wiping a tear. Obviously a painful moment for her.

"Where am I going to go?" I asked her. "It's the future now and I don't know what to do."

"Just stay with me Dustin. I'd hate to lose you as well." She said with what sounded like happiness. Always loved Twilight. Don't know why but I have. I don't want to think that! She hates me obviously. She pressed a button beside her throne and spoke into a speaker. "Ms. Pot. Can you bring some tea for me and my guest please."

"Of course Princess." said a voice on the other side. Then a pony with two guards rushed in the door and pushed me into a chair and carried me and Twilight to a table on the balcony. They gave us tea and left.

"That was... something." I told her.

"You'll get used to it." She said sipping on her tea. "I'm sorry that Celestia did this. She just wanted everyone happy."

"And she uses the one dirty pony that isn't afraid of death to get the job done."

"Don't think like that Dustin."

"How did she die Twilight? I know it's a touchy subject but I have to know."

"She was killed during a raid. Discord got out and help with that. We didn't refreeze him though."

"You finally put the bastard down."

"Yes. Applejack and I weren't really affected. Rainbow hated it. Pinkie... it killed her spirit and Fluttershy had troubles adjusting to it but she was able to move past it."

"1..2..3..4..5.. What about Rarity?" I asked her. I know my memory is still in good shape.

"She... she killed herself." Twilight put her tea down and lowered her head.

"Sorry." I looked at the city. It was a lot bigger with tons of more lights. It was more... Tron than I expected. I'm not even joking it was mostly black with highlights. "Everything has changed huh?"

"It has."

"And to think that 1000 years ago I was shaking my ass at a fashion show!"

"HAHAHA!" Twilight busted out laughing.

"I don't know why your laughing. I saw you checking me out."

"You did-?!" She stopped and blushed.

"Hahaha... I'm sorry Twilight."

"About what?"

"Not doing anything to stop this. I love technology but it can easily go wrong."

"I understand! Accidents happen so much and when someone dies they don't even notice. Anybody is at risk."

"You said Anybody."

"Oh... *giggle* I guess I did." She kept her cute giggle. Great! Now If only she kept that cute little smile. I watched her move her head down to hide her sheepish smile. She kept it! But something is wrong here. I can just sense it.

"Twilight something doesn't feel right." I told her.

"You're just not use to it yet."

"No it's just that I-" I was cut off when a silver pony walked through the door from the balcony.

"Mother!" she cried. She looked just like Silver Sage but had a tattoo of 23 on her neck.

"Sage! Bad time!" she said carrying her to the next room and locking the door behind her so I couldn't escape. Shit I knew something was wrong! I can't fly or use magic! God dammit! Celestia you motherfucker! I will kill the shit out of you if I go back in time again. Then Twilight came back out.

"Dustin! Listen I know it looks bad but I had too!" she cried.

"Twilight you cloned your daughter! That's horrible!" I looked past her and saw a clone of Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Oh god! Oh god!

"Says the guy who kills!" yelled the Rainbow clone with a 31 on her neck.

"Shut up! Just shut up! Twilight you can't play god!"

"I'm not! I'm just preventing the enviable."

"Where are the others?" I asked her.

"Pinkie and Rarity didn't get cloned in time. Fluttershy is in the gardens. Your friends however..."

"Static! Forest and Sky! Your telling me their dead!"

"Yes but listen to me! I couldn't dare lose my friends. Now we can control the pony population even if you... you..."

"If I kill again." I took a sigh and sat back down putting my face on my right hoof and looked at the town. "I'm hopeless Twilight. I don't have a lover. I don't have a future. I don't have many friends left. It's all leaving."

"I understand Dustin. I truly do." She sounded like she meant it.

"I believe you of all people would. I was right by the looks of it." I reached into my pocket and pulled out my last cigarette. "I was saving this for the day I die or a close friend dies. It appears I have lost many friends."

"Dustin I am so sorry. For everything."

"Kay keeps haunting me. Even when I was on the moon and I questioned my sanity everyday she would still haunt my thoughts."

"Dustin listen. We or I still care about you." The clones left. She didn't. "So much has happened in the past. What are you thinking about?"

"Do you know how bad it was on the moon? No time. I couldn't tell what day it was or what date it was. I'm also thinking about how many Earth years have gone by. If I did my calculations correct it was 30,000 years."

"What year was it when we brought you here?"

"It was... 2012... I think."

"So what happened to the Earth?"

"Well there are two guesses. It is either a technological paradise or a wasteland hell." She stopped talking and began to think to herself.

"So even if you make it back everyone you know is gone?"

"Yes. I don't want to go back. I'll just stay here for the remaining few thousand years your lovely princess cursed on me."

"Again I'm sorry. What are you going to do now?"

"I put money in the bank and invested in plenty of stocks. I imagine that I should have a lot saved up." She sat down beside me and looked at the city. Then back at me. I was still wondering if I should light up my last cigarette.

"Save your smoke Shafer." She only says my last name when she is truly serious. "What if I could send you back in time to correct all of this. Would you change it?" I put my hoof on hers earning a blush on her face.

"No. I am already a victim of changes. I also hate changing time. Rewriting History. Changing the future. It's all wrong. I just want to stay with you the last of my friends."

"The last?"

"Your friends and daughter don't seem found of me."

"They are still believing Celestia over me." She didn't say princess. Guess she really burned Twilight. "They are probably arguing in their about the best way to ditch you."

"Hahaha! That's sounds about right!" I put up my smoke. "I'm still defenseless."

"Explain yourself Dustin! You never doubt yourself."

"Celestia took my wings and powers."

"That's strange. I still sense lots of power inside of you." Odd... That's highly unlikely.

"What could I do?"

"You could Bend."

"I can bend like this." I bent my body in half in a yoga pose. "See?"

"No I mean Bend elements. Their are ponies who have done that for hundred's of years."

"Can you tell me where they are?"

"Better. I can send you there and when your done I'll bring you back." She said while winking.

"I have another question. Where's Luna?"

"She was chased out. People thought she was too dangerous and angry since Celestia died."

"That's sad. And have you found anybody else to love?"

"No. Not since Static died." She stared at me while saying that. "You remind me of him."

"I was him. Or he was a part of me."

"Yes." She shook her head getting out of her daze. "Tell me when your ready to travel."

"I was always ready. Whose first?"

"The Water Bending tribe."

"And where are they?"

"They are in the Arctic to the south." Arctic? Don't you mean Antarctic? No wait. This is Equestria. Alright then.

"I'll get my coat."