I read this little comic panel on bronies not to long ago. It was this human with a shirt saying internet laughing at a pony wearing a shirt saying brony on it being all 'Haha! You like My Little Pony.' Then the brony had man tears and was all 'Why can't we love and tolerate.' Then he saw another pony with a white shirt that said 'Clopper.' on it. Then the brony laughs at him and is all 'Haha! You clop to My Little Pony.' I thought it was pretty damn funny. If you read my stories and enjoyed my sex scene from the first story a little too much... Just know that somewhere around the world, I don't care who you are, but I'm laughing at you. ~ Static Wielder.

I went to Fluttershy's cottage and allowed her to fix up my wing. It didn't hurt until she tried to fix it.

"Shadow! Come back here!" She yelled as I ran away from her cottage.

"No!" Guess that name really stuck to my image huh? I'm now Shadow the Brony. Great! And I probably won't have a crappy game that involves me being an android or using guns huh? (If you don't get the Shadow the Hedgehog joke then trust me. Do not get it!)

"Then I'll make you!" Fluttershy tackled me and flipped me in the air throwing me to the ground. She put her hooves on my back and began to pop the bones in place.

"Ow! Ahhhh...."

"You should have come to me earlier Shadow. You have a lot of tension in your shoulder."

"You got it..." Oh this is nice. I don't even care if she's going to give me a cast. If I can get a shoulder massage from this cutie then it's all good.

"And I'm done."

"Thanks Shy." I told her getting up. She bandaged my wing to my side.

"Don't fly with that wing for at least 3 weeks."

"Alright. Didn't you say there was a holiday coming up?"

"Nightmare night. I'm not a fan of it."

"What's it about?"

"You know about Nightmare Moon right?"

"I do."

"Then on this day children celebrate her by getting candy and sacrificing it to her."

"That's why Luna has so many cavities."

Last week. Dentist's office

"Alright Luna. Now that those cavities are gone you may leave." said the Dentist. I was in the waiting room with Dawn and her two guards.

"How does one get 9 cavities at once?" I asked Dawn while lowering my 'Ponies' magazine.

"Very carefully." He said back looking over his 'Hot flanks of 2012.' magazine. I gave him a confused look and went back to reading.

Current date.

"She said she got them from not eating enough candy. But that's not possible." I said to Fluttershy.

"Guess she just loves candy." she told me.

"When's Nightmare Night?"

"Tomaro. On that day I just stay inside."

"Because you get scared?" She nodded her head up and down. I gave her a pat. "Don't worry Shy. I won't scare you tomaro. How does that sound?"

"It sounds great." she said quietly. I didn't want to scare her. If she tackled me because I tried to run then think about how she'll get revenge. *gulp*

"Alright. Thanks for bandaging me up."

"Don't worry about it." She close the door behind me and I went to move my hoof up to feel the stitches she gave me.

"Don't touch them." She said in a serious voice out her window. I lowered my hoof and went back to walking. I can still glide with one wing right?

"Here we go." I jumped off the hill and used my one good wing to gently make my way down hill. "I can still work then." It's not over yet. I have a feeling I might need to get used to one wing flying quickly. I might get in a fight since everyone knows I'm Shadow. I don't know why Forest and Fluttershy and Terra live in that cottage when Static gave them all a room at the Crib. Guess they don't like the company. Or maybe too much company?

"Hey Shadow! Just the guy I was thinking of." Said Sky from above. "I see you can still glide."

"That I can man!" I gave him a brohoof.

"Alright alright. You ready for tomaro?"

"I am. Oh don't scare Fluttershy."

"Oh I know. Poor thing... any little thing can break her heart." Any thing? I mean I remember that one scene when the phoenix died and she cried. Oh why! Who would make her cry! My brother Cody strapped me to a chair and made me watch her cry for 10 hours straight. I haven't ever cried so much in my life.

"Hey Shadow. Your brow is twitching."

"I know! Stop pointing that out! It's a nervous twitch that happens when I think too hard on a subject."

"What are you thinking of?"

"How much I hate to see Fluttershy cry."

"Oh I know. She's the only thing that can make me cry on the spot."

"It's too sad!" I said covering my eyes. I was having trouble seeing even though I got all the blood out of my eye. "Hey Sky. Can you do me a solid?"

"What is it?"

"You see. I'm having troubles seeing and in my room on my drawer their is a glasses case. Can you get my glasses?"

"Sure." He took off flying for Canterlot. I just sat down on a close bench beside a brown pony with brown hair and an hourglass.

"Well hello their chap." I gave him a look and thought to myself for a bit.

"Doctor... Whooves?" I asked him.

"You know me?"

"I watch Doctor Who dude. I've seen every episode! Even the ones from the 60's."

"Ah So you know about the first 10 doctors?"

"I do. Your definitely on my top 3 for favorite United Kingdom guys of all time."

"The others?"

"James Bond and Liam Neeson."

"I'm pretty sure James is from Switzerland."

"Is he? Damn." Sky came back down and handed me a pair of black glasses with transition lenses. "Hey Doctor, Is the TARDIS around?" I asked him

"I have it hidden so no pony shall take it. Do you know where I can get a decent muffin?"

"I went to get a muffin and later got thrown out of a train. But anyways I never found a muffin joint. Is it too hard to get a decent breakfast around here?"

"I know! I just wanted some Bacon and Eggs but Equestrians are herbivores."

"I'm so tempted to go cannibal on some one." Sky just looked back and forth between us and took off. When he left we had a more serious conversation.

"So. Your the Shadow I have heard of."

"I am."

"You created this universe while in a coma?"

"Apparently. Isn't that just the darnedest thing?"

"You have the makings of a Time Lord."

"No that's your job my good Doctor." I showed him my cutie mark. We both had something to due with time. "But I do have an hourglass on my rump." I told him.

"As do I. It must have something to do with Time and Particles."

"Exactly!" I was just thinking that! Oh he's good.

"Well I better head off. Great meeting you."

"Great meeting you Doctor. ALLONS-Y!" He nodded and left. In case you were wandering Allons-y is french for 'Let's go.'

I made my way home via train. I just now noticed how hard it was to travel without wings. I'm a sufferer of wing withdrawal. And just where I want to fucking be too! A train! But I'm in no condition to complain. The girls all owe me one. I just need to think of an embarrassing act to get my revenge!

"Excuse me." said a child. I stopped looking out the window and day dreaming and looked at the small filly.

"Uh, Yes?"

"Can my family and I sit here?" I looked around. I saw I was the only person in this cabin. I looked over her and saw her small family. I looked back and through the window on the door to see the other cars stuffed.

"Yes you may." I said.

"Thank you! Thank you kind sir!" said the father. He put his bags up in the storage area and took a seat across from me. "It is rare to see such kindness these days!" His wife took a seat beside him and four kids took the seats on our left.

"It's no problem!" I said. Glad to help.

"We were scared that you would turn us down." said the mother. "We've been trying to get seats for a half an hour now."

"I got on early. That's why I got such good seats." I told her. I lied. Actually I think they were scared of me. I looked back out the window. I wanted to get back to my daydream about Kay.

"Are you alright? You look like you were thrown out of a train?!" asked the dad.

"Hahahaha! I was! Yesterday in fact." How did he do that?

"I am so sorry to hear that!"

"I didn't even do anything. Blame the muffin man." I told him.

"Excuse me?"

"Blame the muffin. It was the whole reason why everything yesterday turned out shitty." I slept at Fluttershy's in case you were wandering. "Besides I need to get home. Tomaro's Nightmare Night!"

"Ah! Your a Canterlot pony."

"You could say that." He took notice of my black suit and Kevlar vest. Dawn said this would help with the dragon's claws and most other weapons. "You a guard?"

"I'm the royal guard. The personal guard of the princesses." They both were amazed by me. They just stared. It was... creepy.

"We'll that's awesome!" said one of the kids. "What's your name mister?"

"I am... Shadow." They all stopped with the excitement. The dad stood up and grabbed his case.

"Sorry to bother you!" He grabbed his kids and the entire family took off.

"*sigh* Why do I even bother?" I went back to looking out the window. I forgot what I was dreaming about! Damn them! I wanted to talk now. But they left. Why are they scared of me? I'll ask the princess to spread word so everyone is more... let's say friendly.

"Excuse me sir!" said another small filly. I looked down to see Diamond Tiara. "We want those seats."

"Well I guess I ca-" her dad came around the corner and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me. He cut me off before I could finish talking.

"Diamond! No! Don't bother this pony!" he scooted her to the seats on the left. He was shaking and blocking the filly from my sight.

"*sigh* If you have a problem then please tell me now."

"Yes Mr. Shafer sir!" he said saluting me. He then quieted down. No problems?

"Well... why is everyone scared of me?" He remained quiet. "Please answer me Filthy Rich."

"You just scare ponies. You killed that man."

"In self defense."

"Then freaked out yesterday.

"In rage."

"And that's why." Diamond just now realized who I was.

"Stop looking at me you weird freak!" she yelled. The entire train was quiet. I could hear everyone listening in.

"I apologize!" said her dad. "Diamond that's Celestia's personal guard. He has the utmost authority out of all of us! And you just insulted him! Apologize!" She was blown away by her father's statement.

"He is the hero we all heard about? What kind of hero has scars and a broken wing!"

"A careless one." I said looking back out the window. What a snob. Too bad I don't hit girls. And I will never hit a kid. Except my child. I might beat them like my dad beat me. Who knows. Why could I not get a nice quiet train ride.

"My daddy isn't scared of you!" she said. He gave her a small smack on the back of the head. "Ow!" I stopped listening to her a while back. I was thinking about work. Dawn said he was going to take the day off. I might have to work tomaro. I won't even get to enjoy scaring people. Dammit! I closed my heavy eyes for a second and opened it and we were in Canterlot. I slept all night?

"All passengers welcome to Canterlot." said the intercom. I got up and left. Their were signs everywhere saying happy Nightmare Night. Kids were buying candy and costumes. I just went home. I opened the door and no one was home. No kids. No friends. No one. Their was a purple note on the kitchen counter.

'Dear Dustin. If you are reading this then we are in Ponyville for the Nightmare Night celebration. Sky told us how he made you get the train home because he told you Kay was their. Sorry about that. Enjoy your night! - Twilight Sparkle.'

They're in Ponyville! I was just their! Or I was yesterday... some friends. Guess they are still mad about the whole I freaked out on them because they threw me out of a train thing. *sigh* I'll just go to work. I looked around the house. No lights or anything. It was all darkness. The only light coming in was from the door I left opened and shinned on me. I threw the note away and left closing the door behind me. I walked to the castle.

"Dustin? Why aren't you with your friends?" asked Celestia.

"They pulled a prank on me making me come here on a train. I can't get back with a broken wing and even If I did... I just... they just pissed me off." I took my seat in the office. She walked in after me.

"I understand. This is Luna's favorite day!"

"I would be happy if I had a holiday after me Tia." I told her.

"*giggle* true true. I only have the Summer Sun Celebration."

"It's better than nothing. Every pony is scared of me and treats me like a freak." I told her. I looked in my mail bin. Dawn left a pile.

"No one's working today Shadow. It's a holiday."

"Then I'll be the first!"

"That's the spirit. It's getting late out." she said. I looked outside. She was right. She used her magic and made the sun completely vanish from the sunset. She let out a yawn.

"Go get some sleep Celestia. It's probably the only free day you have in a long time."

"Yes you are right. *yawn* Thank you."

"Goodnight." I grabbed a folder. I was a little sad. I love Halloween! It's my favorite day! They said it themselves. Nightmare Night? I get to scare people! It's a dream come true! Not! I just had it taken away. I don't care if it was a prank on their behalf it was still a dick move.

"I'll just read these reports. I'm talking to myself. Lame..."

7 hours of writing

"Done! Last report finished!" The entire office was clean and organized. It was sparkling clean. I had neatly stacked piles of notes and files along my desk. Dawn had nothing. I put the stamp on them saying these were my work. Now Celestia said Dawn is taking today off as well. Meaning I get to come back here tonight. Lovely. I cut of my desk lamp and the lights and locked the door behind me.

"Have a good day Shadow!" said the secretary who handed me a bag larger than usual. "Here's 20,000. Celestia said you were working hard and working while injured."

"Thank you." I said putting it in my saddlebag. I walked out of the castle to see the streets was a mess. The only happy thing I heard was Luna laughing from the castle. Guess I need to put Dentist visit on her schedule for this week. I made my way home. I opened the door to see everyone except the kids sleeping on the floor. They were sugar coated and drunk.

"I'm home." I said with a little anger.

"Oh *yawn* your back." said Twilight. "Did you enjoy the prank?" This was her idea?!

"Yeah Twilight. I did. I missed my favorite fucking holiday and spent all night working!" I yelled at her waking everyone up. "Thanks a fucking lot! Do you know how much work I did? I had to work two hours over due to massive reports off kids getting drunk! Two hours!" They all remained quiet. "I can't get one good fucking day can I!" I put my saddlebag on the table and pulled out my money sack. "I'm going to the bank." I went back outside.

"Wait Dustin!" Static was the first to come to me. Kay came out next. "Dude we're sorry!"

"Sorry! SORRY! I have heard that so many times and when I accept it you stab me in the back! We'll I'm not sorry! Why? I haven't done 1 bad thing. Not one!"

"How much money did you make?"

"20,000. Because I worked on a HOLIDAY and while INJURED!" I hate losing my cool. Kay came up to me and walked me to the bank.

"Sorry Dusty."

"I know. I just want to teach them something. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm getting old Kay and we have matured. I just want them to be mature as well."

"I know sweetie. See you in a bit?"

"Of course." She gave me a small kiss and went back home. She's the only thing keeping me sane. I made my deposit and walked home lighting a cigarette. I only have 3 left. I just need to get rid off all this stress.

"Sorry!" said everyone when I came in the house. I took my seat and smoked quietly. When I was done I took it outside and stomped it to the ground.

"It's okay guys. I'm just a little cranky. I had to get on a train again which is just what I want and then I worked later than I usually do. I was the only person working in the entire town. If you just told me that you didn't want me at the Nightmare Night celebration instead of tricking me to go away then we would all feel better."

"I know. I'm sorry Shadow." said Twilight. Everyone else said they were sorry.

"Guys... I mean come on! If you don't want me around then just say so."

"Then I guess we didn't want you around since you yelled at all of us." said Rarity.

"I yelled because you threw me out of a train. I read the report. It was you, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash who fucked with the cake. Not me! Yet you threw me out of a train going 50 miles per hour! Now I may be the physics expert here but you can all guess that it was super painful." Rarity backed down. She knew she lost this fight. Kay did warn her as well. Speaking off which why didn't she help me?

"I'm mostly offended by you Kay." I told her.

"Me?"

"You didn't help me when they threw me out. You didn't want me at the party. Now what's next? Please tell me so I don't get hurt physically or emotionally." My voice had finally calmed down. All the anger was gone.

"I'm sorry Dustin. It's just that we haven't been spending much time together and I wanted to get to know the girls better."

"Alright. See how easy that was?" They were all smiling. "This is how you let a friend down properly. Not with violence or pranks but the truth. What did we learn today?" Twilight raised her hoof as if this was class. "Yes! You!"

"We learned that we should lie to our friends in any possible way and we should be more mature as others will be hurt."

"Exactly!"

"Dustin will you ever forgive us?" Asked Twilight with her big eyes. It took me all of 3 seconds to know exactly what to say. I took in a deep breath and let it all out.

"Nope." I said while turning my chair to the fireplace.

"No?!" They all shouted.

"Yes. N-o... No."

"But why?"

"Because I'm going to remember this day and hate you guys for it. It's just some guilt you all will have to take to the grave."

"Hahaha! Your joking right?" said Rainbow Dash. I turned my chair and went to the table and grabbed my saddlebags and walked heading for the stairs. "Right?" asked Rainbow again. I turned back to them when I was at the top.

"No. I'm not joking." I went to my room. I took my glasses off and my suit. I had to get in the bed on my left side since my right side had the wing on it. It's okay anyways. I sleep on my left every night. Or is it day? I work over night most nights. Why does no one say Wizard anymore? Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one? Why am I thinking off paradoxes? I closed my eyes and for the first time in a while I was having a dream! Oh it was great! Their is sunshine and lollipops and rainbows and everything else related to that song. I heard a creek on my bed. I opened my eyes to see Pinkie in my face.

"AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!" I fell out of the bed hitting my head pretty hard. "Ow..."

"Please Rusty Dusty! Your Crusty!" Is she insulting me to get an apology? "I'm really sorry!" I looked to my right and everyone else was standing in my room.

"What? No! Ow! Look I got hurt again..." They all had sheepish smiles. "And you just made fun of my name Pinkie."

"I was only trying to rhyme." She gave me puppy dog eyes.

"Don't give me that. My heart can't handle anything that sad Pinkie and where I come from Crusty and Rusty aren't good things. Thanks for making my name sound so much better."

"Just say you accept my apology!" She said quietly. Aw... Now I'm about to make Pinkie cry? I can't take this anymore.

"Fine! I accept your apology!"

"YAY!" She threw her arms up nailing my in the right eye reopening my stitches.

"OOOWWW!!! Ow! OW OW OW!" My blood was pouring everywhere. I'm serious all they do is hurt me. "Screw your apology! I hate you guys again!" Fluttershy grabbed my first aid kit and began working on me again.

"You hate me?" asked the teary eyed Pinkie.

"Nooo... Pinkie. I just want to sleep. OW! and you guys keep hurting me. OW! Shy!"

"Sorry." She said quietly.

"Fine. Apology accepted." She was gentler with the stitching and didn't hurt me anymore. I looked at the blood soaked bed. "Now I can't sleep..." I'm not saying it. I'm not thinking it. If I do then the day will get worse.

"I don't think your day can get any worse." said Twilight.

"Twilight No! Don't say tha-" The floor below me busted sending me into the kitchen hitting every pan available. "Ow! I'm not okay."

"He's fine." said Static.

"Theirs a lot of blood!" I yelled.

"He's tough." said Rainbow Dash.

"BLEEGH!" I threw up a few times and passed out.

"Dustin!" yelled Kay running down in tears. She held me in her arms. "Please don't die on me!"

"I'm not dead! *sigh* I'm just... resting..." I put my head back down on her lap. Everyone else came down.

"Your a mess you know that?" she told me. I didn't respond. This time I really did pass out.