I moaned as I waited outside and let my body cook in the sun.

"ERG! Where is Kay?! Gawd!"

"What's wrong their champ." said a familiar voice. I looked up to see Sky.

"Oh I'm just waiting on Kay to get here."

"She's at the fashion thing!"

"Oh god dammit!" Who knows how long that's going to take. "I need to go undercover. I'm worried about her."

"You think she's jerking off people backstage?" Sky asked. I just stared at him. "What?"

"That's exactly what I'm worried about!" I ran inside.

"Twilight help me!"

"With what?"

"I need to get undercover at the fashion show."

"I have a potion that might help." She showed me this potion which switched from blue to pink. Oh well if it helps right?

"How do you feel?" was what Twilight asked after I drank it. I feel... smaller. What did she do to me?

"I feel fine." My voice sounds different! It sounds womanly! What did she do to me!

"It worked!" she said. What worked. What the fuck did you do to me bitch! I looked in a mirror to see I was more curvy and feminine. I took of my coat and turned around. Guess what was gone...

"Oh boy." I said. This is going to suck I just fucking know it! Why Twilight? I thought we were even!

"I've always wanted to know what happens." said Twilight.

"This isn't funny!" My new voice is uncomfortable. It turns me on! That's the fucked up part.

"You have THE cutest blush ever Dustin." I covered my face.

"Stop! Let's just get this done with. When does it ware off?"

"It says... 3 weeks?!"

"Are you shitting me!" I am going to choke a bitch in a second. Wait... Now I can go undercover. This just might work. "Oh well. Now we can get in. Who knows I might enjoy this." I started stretching when Sky came in. He just looked at me in my bent position without any clothes on.

"That ass..." He said looking away and trying to block his wing boner. Hahahaha! I can now control the weak minded with my body! Hahahaha! Oh... I'm a slut...

Twilight teleported me and her to Rarity's. We went inside to find her and talk about how I don't trust Kay at the shows by herself anymore but no one was home.

"What do we do Twilight?"

"We go to the show!" she said teleporting us to the show. We waited outside in the line but the bouncer saw us.

"We'll you two pretty ladies go right on in." Aw...

"Thank you." We said and cut in line. We got in their and went to the back where Rarity and Kay were having a serious talk. In the door across from us Photo Shoot came in.

"I need you ready my young actors for the- gah what?" She stopped and just stared at me. "Honey you must be her for the fashion." Kay and Rarity gave me an angry look. They obviously didn't recognize me.

"No I'm not here for your fashion. They are though." They both sighed and looked happy.

"Don't say that! You art going to be a star!"

"I art? That doesn't make any sense."

"Stop whining."

"I'm not whining. This is whining. OH Why did I have to go to work today or Why did Twilight honestly believe I could be a fashion star!"

"You have the spunky attitude and potential to be the biggest star in history!"

"You don't understand! Why are you an idiot!" I was still in the whining stage.

"You art perfect!"

"You did it again! I'm not art!" She dragged me away to another room. Kay and Rarity both stared at what just happened.

"You have a great body!" She said bending over on the table. "Rarity get in here and use this actor instead!"

"No no... I don't want to be an actor!" I yelled. Rarity came in and put Kay on the table beside me and went between us working like crazy.

"Rarity stop! I'm not here for acting I'm here to watch!"

"Don't be ridiculous darling!"

"It will be fine." Said Kay. "You might just like it."

"Listen to me! Do I not remind you of anyone?"

"No. Why? Are you hitting on me? How dare you!" What is she talking about! Where's the fucking mirror? Oh... in front of me. I had black hair and long eyelashes. My entire body was built for fashion. I don't want this! All I wanted was to meet with Kay and maybe eat some Ice cream is that too much to ask?!

1 hour later

That does it! I am wearing a frilly foo foo dress that totally shows off my body! I may be a guy but I have boundaries! Too much! I am so going to fuck up this show for her.

"First we have Rarity's creations." Kay walked up and got on stage. I waited back for my signal.

"Now go out their and win!"

"Don't tell me what to do!" I barked back at her order. Kay walked back and winked at me. So I went up. I noticed their was a pole in the middle that the actors use to stand on the side of for a pose. Well I'm going to change it. I walked out their and moved my body with the beat. When I got the the end I stroke a pose and prepared myself.

"Check me out boys!" I yelled climbing on the pole from upside down. They all gasped as I did every thing I could think off. I stroke it and slid down it. When I got to the bottom I didn't mean too... but I stroke a sexy pose. They all cheered! They liked it?! No! NO! NNNOOOOO!!! I walked back.

"That was genius!" said Rarity.

"NO it wasn't! I don't want to be here! I want them to hate me!"

"But why?"

"So I can go home!" I was about to cry. "This is a waste of my first day off in a while!" She was about to cry.

"Kay do you seriously not recognize your husband to be?"

"Dustin?"

"Yes! I ended up drinking a potion and now I'm a mare! I just showed off in front of the entire town!"

"When did you learn to pole dance?" I blushed.

"Shut up!" Rarity was laughing at me. "What is it?"

"You have THE cutest blush." Better hide my head now so I just buried my face in a pillow. How many pictures did they take off me? I swear I saw Princess Molestia in their. She wasn't Celestia because she was all grey and licking her lips and everything! I just had an idea...

"Come back!" said Photo Shoot as I flew out the window leaving my dress falling in the air. I'm free! I looked down to see everyone cheering for more of Rarity's work. Well I failed my original mission but I can say this... "Suck it Bitch!" I yelled to everyone and took off for the castle. Inside I saw Celestia (Thank god it wasn't Molestia. I'm just hallucinating.) and Dawn.

"Who are you?" asked Dawn.

"Dawn, it's me. Dustin."

"Your a chick! Hahaha!"

"Dude shut up!"

"What happened 'Ms.' Shafer." asked Celestia.

"I drank one of Twilight's stupid fucking potions. That's all I'm telling you." They both let all of their laughter out. It was funny for a good while.

"Yes I'm a mare for about 3 weeks said Twilight." Dawn lost it at this point. "Didn't think it could be so funny." I told him.

"Whatever. Go change we have work to do." I went into the armory and started the change. I could feel their watch. I walked over and closed the curtains.

"Assholes." When I was done I walked out only for him to whistle.

"Damn you look sexy in skin tight black suits." I whipped his face with my tail pretty hard. Hard enough to shut him up. Celestia accepted that I was going to be a girl for 3 weeks.

"Alright Shadow." said Celestia. "I need you to check in on the Dragons to the east." We were their this morning. No. Wait. We only went into a cave and left. Never mind. Point withdrawn.

"Alright. Any particular dragon or is it a certain goal?"

"We have received word that their are a few trouble causing dragons running amok." I had better be careful. I gave Spike my hardest kick and it didn't do much damage. Damn you scales!

"Okay. I'm on it." I flew towards the Dragon Kingdom. I wanted to fly above but that risks me being assaulted by any air born dragon. I'll just take that cave from this morning.

"Dawn. I found a cave." I cut on my thermal vision hoping to mark my targets but I didn't see anyone so I just cut on my night vision. I made my way in slowly and quietly hoping not to alert anyone. When I made it to the bottom I found a bunch of dragons sleeping.

"What the hell... I didn't see them on the thermal."

"Dustin. Dragons are cold-blooded."

"Right. Sorry."

"Find the troublesome kids."

"Kids?"

"The report says their is a few teens going in and out causing nothing but chaos."

"I only see the adults. Wait I heard something." I got against the wall and watched as a group of teens came in holding torches. They were laughing and having a good time. I also saw Spike. He had wings? That's new.

"So you saw Twilight this morning?" asked the leader of the group.

"Yeah she came here. Probably asking for an apology or something." Dammit I made her look like the problem.

"And this new pony kicked your ass?"

"Yeah. I've never seen someone fight like him before. Then when I put my arm on his pretty date she beat me too."

"You got beat by a girl?! Hahaha!" It was pretty funny. Then they headed for the hall beside the wall I was hiding in. I turned my head to be completely flat. Spike got mad and threw a punch which Red leader here ducked and he hit me in the gut.

"Huh. The wall is softer than I thought." Ow! Owie ow ow! Your not suppose to hit a girl meanie! >:'(

"It just means your getting tough Spike." said the leader. He was definitely impressed.

"Guess so." They walked off leaving only the adults to sleep and me to hold my gut.

"SHADOW come in!"

"What do you want WATCHER."

"Stop those kids. We have an order."

"Those kids are teens and they just gave me a good sucker punch without knowing it."

"Suck it up. Don't be a woman!"

"But I am!"

"Right... Sorry about that. Get back to work." So I ran to the kids. When I ran up to them one of them saw me and tripped me with his tail.

"Well... It looks like a little girl tried to stop us." said the leader who positioned himself on top of me.

"You guys have been causing trouble. I'm here to tell you what wrongs you have done."

"We know what we did." He gave me a punch in the head. "That's why were doing it. Because it's fun."

"Your not suppose to hit girls." He grabbed my mask and pulled it off along with my goggles and threw it across the room.

"Well... your a pretty pony." He said picking me up and slamming me in the wall. "Why do you have to wear that suit?" I gave him a kick in the face sending him far back and then Spike cut me across my right cheek. It was pretty deep.

"That's going to scar your pretty little face." He said grabbing the lower half of my suit and ripped it off me. "But this is going to feel so much better."

"No you don't!" I kicked him off and rushed between him and his friends fighting them all. I was putting up a good fight till on of them knocked me in the back of the head with a stalagmite. Assfuck! When I went down the red one got in front of me and tried to get his dick in my mouth.

"You have a pretty mouth. Do me a favor will you ya slut?"

"You put that in my mouth and I bite it off!"

"You do that and I will stab you with this stalagmite in the brain."

"Then you'll trigger a nervous breakdown forcing my jaw to close down at bone crushing strength. You'll lose that dick of yours." I used this time to kick the dragons off from behind me and tackle the leader down. I grabbed my mask and goggles and ran from them.

"Dawn!" I yelled in it. "Get me the fuck out of here!"

"Alright!" He teleported me out of the cave and back into the office.

*pant pant* "Phew! Almost got raped their." I told him.

"Jeez! Your so lucky!"

"I did all the work." I looked at Celestia. "They wouldn't listen to me and they attempted rape."

"Just be thankful that you weren't."

"Yeah yeah." I gave Dawn the tattered remains of my suit. "Need a new suit."

"Damn. You are so lucky! They got this far?!"

"What do you mean? You sound like you expected this."

"When do we send you back out their?" Celestia asked me.

"When my suit get's fixed and I feel like it." Dawn threw me the spare suit.

"What is with you and making two of everything?"

"Can't help it." I put it on and got teleported back.

"Well your either brave or stupid." said Spike. I gave him a double dropkick in the face breaking some teeth.

"Bastard!" I grabbed the stalagmite and threw it at the leader and pierce his wing nailing him to the wall. I tackled the other two and gave them a series of blows leaving them all incapacitated.

"You try to rape me when I try to help you! Fuck you!" I gave one of them a kick. "I follow orders from Celestia. She notified the authority around here so you guys are all fucking screwed! I tried to help but forget it! Just forget it!" I walked out of the gave and flew back to base.

"Nice one man. Way to talk some sense into them."

"Fuck you asshole!" I said to Dawn while I stripped. "Where were you?!"

"Here."

"Whatever. Those kids can rot in jail for all I care." Luna walked in.

"I received the report. Are you alright Shadow?"

"Yes. But those kids aren't. Ow!" I felt the cut on my face. "That Spike asshole. This is going to scar! How to fuck do I explain that to Kay! Oh shit I just thought off something. Twilight said this wears off in 3 weeks. I'm getting married in 2 weeks! Oh fuck me. Why can't my life be so simple.

"Bye guys." I said flying out the window. I made my way home as quick as I could. When I got there everyone was finishing their dinner.

"Ah woman of the hour." Said Static while snickering. "Hahaha... How does it feel?" I remember I saved some of Twilight's potion and kept it in my pocket.

"I don't know you tell me." I said pumping the liquid down his throat (Hehehehe. Oh Sex puns. I love you) and soon enough he turned to a mare.

"What the hell?" She said in a voice like mine.

"Hahaha!" I was the first to laugh. Everyone else laughed. Even Static. I sat down beside Kay and ate the leftovers of dinner.

"So Shadow." said Rarity. "What did you do today?" What?!

"Oh god dammit Twilight!" I yelled at the pony with the sheepish smile. "What part of keep one fucking secret don't you understand! Erg! Now I'm pissed!" I banged my hoof on the table.

"I can't take you serious with that cute voice." said Forest.

"Fuck off! Whatever. Since you all know now might as well not keep anymore secrets huh?"

"Nope!" said Static.

*sigh* "Alright I went to the Dragon Kingdom to talk some rowdy teens down, almost got raped, and then I beat them all up and called the authority on them. That's all."

Static's jaw dropped. "You were almost raped!"

"Almost. Got out of their with only a scar." I pointed to my cheek.

"Oh darling your appearance is ruined!" said Rarity. Dream wasn't here. I just noticed that.

"I think it looks sexy." said Kay.

"So do I." I said in return.

"Was Spike there?" asked Twilight quietly. I don't want her to know he almost fucked me tonight.

"No he wasn't Twilight. I haven't seen him." I am the master at telling lies.

"Alright. Good. Maybe he has changed." Oh but he hasn't... Man.

"Rarity I know your not a secret keeper so let me ask you something." I asked the unicorn. "How many ponies did you tell that I was Shadow?"

"Oh... Tee hee. I uh... Told the whole town."

"Ooohhhh...." I put my face in my hooves. "Rarity. Why?" I asked angrily.

"I couldn't help myself. My associate is dating the best hero we've had in a long time." I'm not a hero. I killed Blade. I almost killed again tonight. Now that I think about it I might have murdered Blade... FLASHBACK!

"Now I know whose family to kill." He said while breaking the chain on his left forearm. I stabbed him with the hacksaw.

...yeah it was definitely self defense. I heard singing outside. I got up and opened the door.

"Shadow Shadow he's our man! He'll steal all your plans! He'll stop the assassin! Now no one's missing!" That last part didn't rhyme. I closed the door.

"You told them where I lived?"

"Sorry." said Rarity. *sigh* I just need some me-time god damn it.

"It's okay. Hey Twilight I need you to fix this potion. I need to not be a mare."

"Why?"

"You said this wares off in 3 weeks. The wedding is in 2 weeks."

"Oh. Whoops. *giggle* I'll get right on it Shadow."

"Don't call me that."