Later that day:

“Ah you two are home.” Silver said, glancing at the two of them.

“Yep. How are you doing?” Star asked.

“Good…” Silver said.

“Hows Willow?” Star asked.

“She’s fine.” Silver said.

“Come on Star.” J said motioning for him to follow as J walked up the main staircase.

Star followed quickly behind J.

As they both got into the room their phones dinged. Star and J both pulled out their phones and opened it, seeing a photo of them having sex on the bathroom floor as the file received.

J stared blankly at it, seeming to just lose all emotion.

“Okay so… we just have to assume it was just sent to us, right?” Star asked slowly.

J’s phone started dinging in mass. “And it’s over.” He groaned, throwing his phone onto the bed.

“Hey it’s nothing you can’t come back fr- Oh my god what am I doing…” Star said to himself.

“Jesus christ what am I going to do!?!” J said as he collapsed onto his bed.

“Nothing gets done by panicking, nothing EVER gets done by panicking.” Star said reassuringly.

“That’s easy for you to say.” J said.

“Yeah but that’s beside the point.” Star said. “Do you think Fluttershy would be open to a ‘I’m-so-sorry-forgive-me-orgy?”

J stared silently at Star.

“Okay I need to tell you something because this is bordering on a fourth Highschool Musical.” Star said, leaning forward.

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“So… You’re looking for Twilight’s crown… But…. Do you know how to get back home once you find it?” J asked.

“Not a clue.” Star shrugged.

“That is just about the most helpful thing ever.” J said sarcastically.

“Wait I know.” Star said, standing up and opening J’s window, scanning the front yard for a moment.

“What?” J asked.

“Stop skulking around and get up here.” Star called. He took a few steps and a couple groans were heard as Kit, Fez, and Mouse climbed up and through the window.

“Oh gr- Wait… Where’s Beck?” J asked.

Fez shrugged. “I dunno. Haven’t seen her all day.” He said.

Star waved that off dismissively. “I need you three to look for something for me, can you do that?” He asked.

The three of them nodded. “There’s a crown, looks like gold with a purple star shaped gem in the center of it.” Star said.

Kit and Fez’s face lit up. “We’re gonna be rich!” They cheered.

“Yeah yeah just get it. And make sure to tell me if you find it before you try to take it?” Star said sternly.

Kit and Fez saluted and dove out the window, landing in a bush in the front yard. Mouse stood there quietly looking up at Star.

“What’s wrong?” Star asked. Mouse shrugged.

J stared up at the ceiling as if lost in thought.

Star glanced back at J for a moment before looking down at Mouse. “Listen, do you think you can be our scout?” He asked. Mouse nodded slowly. “Good, because we need you right now.”

Mouse smiled and hugged Star. He turned around and bolted out the window shortly after. Star turned to J and body slammed him.

“Nnnn… What the fuck…” J grunted.

“Mwah.” Star said, putting an audible kiss on J’s cheek.

Before J could speak someone knocked on the bedroom door.

“Come in.” Star called, wrapping his arms around J and smiling.

The door opened up and they both saw Fluttershy standing there.

“H… Hey… Sweetie…” J said as he looked at her.

Fluttershy stood there wide eyed, staring at J and Star silently.

J elbowed Star and quickly motioned for him to let go.

Star rolled off of J and tumbled onto the floor.

“I know you probably got that text…” J said slowly as he looked back to Fluttershy. He stood up from his bed, “And… Um…” He mumbled.

“Hi.” Star waved from the floor.

J glared at Star.

Star’s hand slowly stopped and moved back to the floor.

J looked back to Fluttershy and started to walk towards her. “I’m sure you’re angry just… Please let me explain…” He said as he gently grabbed her hand only to get slapped across the face.

“HOW COULD YOU!” She screamed.

Star slowly slid under the bed. Fluttershy’s head snapped to him and he froze, slowly sliding back to his original spot.

J remained silent as he stared at the ground.

“Look at me when I’m talking to you.” Fluttershy ordered.

J instantly looked up at her.

“I’m just not good enough for you aren’t I? You’re just so perfect you can’t stay with just one person.” Fluttershy snapped.

“I…” J mumbled shakily.

“No!” Fluttershy screamed, stomping her foot angrily.

J flinched and visibly shrunk as her voice hit a threatening tone.

“You are the WORST kind of sleazebag.” Fluttershy stated angrily.

J sucked back some tears as he started to shake.

Star stood up. “Hey don’t talk about him like that.” He said.

J glanced at Star, silently begging him to stop.

“It was my fault, I forced him into it. But J is NOT some jerk that would throw away a woman that is as perfect as you.” Star said.

Fluttershy’s demeanor changed slightly to a more surprised but still angry one as she looked at Star.

J looked between them, “I… I can’t give you up… f… for anyone… S… Since you mean everything to me… a… and…” He mumbled quietly.

Fluttershy’s eyes watered slightly as she stared at J.

“I’m… I’m sorry I cheated on you…” J sniffled, “B… But I understand if… you want to dump me for it…”

Fluttershy ran towards J and clung tightly to him. “No… never…” She said as tears ran down her face.

J wrapped his arms around her and smile weakly as he kissed her.

“Daww…” Star said softly.

Fluttershy pulled away from the kiss and glared at Star. “And you!” She said, back to her less than kind demeanor.

“Oh god.” Star said, backing up against the wall as he stood up.

Fluttershy marched towards Star like she was going to bitch slap him across the room.

Everyone’s attention was snapped to the window as an almost ear piercing scream, full of rage filled the room. Beck had jumped through the window shortly after tackled Fluttershy onto the bed. Star and J’s eyes shifted to the glimmer of a switchblade raised in Beck’s right hand. She slammed it down, stabbing it through the pillow as Fluttershy barely squirmed out of her grip and to the floor, scrambling away rapidly.

J put himself in between Beck and Fluttershy.

“LEAVE HIM ALONE!” Beck shrieked, eyes wide open and looking almost bloodshot as she randomly swung the blade.

J’s eyes shot to Star.

“D… Beck stop.” Star said uncertainly. Beck turned to Star, glancing between him and J.

Fluttershy stumbled to her feet and ran behind J, shakily clinging to him.

J glared almost murderously at Beck.

There was a violent pounding on the bedroom door, “I heard screaming is everything alright in there?” Silver questioned.

Beck looked like she was about to charge at J before Star grabbed her shoulder. She turned to him and stared into his eyes.

“I’m coming in!” Silver said as the door swung open violently. Everyone instantly saw the shotgun in his hand.

J looked back at Silver before looking to Beck.

Silver saw the knife Beck was holding and slowly raised the shotgun, “Put the knife on the ground.” He ordered.

Beck stared at Silver, only clenching the knife tighter.

Silver aimed right at Beck, “Go ahead. I won’t miss.” He said in a calm and calculated tone.

“No one is shooting anyone.” Star stated.

“Then have her put the knife down and I won’t have to shoot.” Silver said, his eyes never leaving Beck.

Star grabbed Beck’s wrist gently. “Beck please drop it.” He said quietly.

Beck’s hand slowly opened and Star took the switchblade and pocketed it. She immediately hugged Star and clung tightly to him. He looked up at Silver and stared at him. “Happy now?” Star asked.

Silver lowered the gun. “Next time I won’t be waiting so long.” He said.

“You know we were fine before you came in and decided you were trying out for Rambo.” Star said.

Silver silently stared at Star.

Star wrapped his arms around Beck, never taking his eyes off Silver’s.

“I’m allowing you to stay in my home. The least you could do is not bring someone here that will try to kill either my son or Fluttershy.” Silver said before he walked away.

“That was fun.” Beck giggled quietly.

J looked at Fluttershy, “How about we go down to the living room?” He suggested.

Fluttershy nodded slowly, never releasing her tight grip around him.

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J squeezed Fluttershy a little more.

Star tapped his foot on the floor as he held Beck against himself snugly.

Willow walked into the house, “I’m only going to ask this once.” She said calmly as she strode into the living room.

“Oh god.” Star sighed.

“Why are you all in here and not watching something?” Willow asked.

Silver quietly turned the page of the book he was reading.

Star looked at J and shrugged.

“Other things came up.” J said.

“Ah.” Willow said. “Oh J I received this today.” She handed J a letter. “I think you might want to read it.”

J took the letter and tucked it down under his leg.

“I’m sure you all will want some snacks. I’ll be right back with them.” Willow said as she walked into the kitchen.

Star leaned back against the couch and put his head in his hands. “Ugh… there’s so much I want to tell you. I need to tell you.” He groaned.

“Okay… Well we can talk about that later.” J said.

Star groaned loudly, tossing one of the pillows on the side of the couch at J.

J threw the pillow back. Beck’s arm immediately shot up and snatched it out of the air, replacing it gently where it used to be.

“Um J?” Fluttershy said, tapping his shoulder.

“Yeah?” J asked, looking at Fluttershy with a smile.

“My parents are going to be gone for the weekend and, I have nowhere to stay…” Fluttershy started.

“Then you can stay here.” J said, his smile growing a little.

Star looked at J with a smile, staring intently at him.

“Since Star is using the guest room… We’ll have to share a bed… If you don’t want to then I can sleep down here on the couch.” J said.

Fluttershy just looked up at him.

“Okay I’ll take the couch.” J said.

“No you’ll sleep with me.” Fluttershy said.

J smiled, “Alright.” He said.

“Well that’s fantastic I’m glad you two made up.” Star said.

Silver got up from his chair and walked up the stairs and down the hall.

“So um. We just headin off to bed?” Star asked.

J remained silent as he gently kissed Fluttershy.

“Mmkay…” Star mumbled.

“Well it is getting late.” J said.

“Alright then… get some sleep.” Star shrugged. Beck giggled as he carried her into the guest room and closed the door.

Fluttershy kissed J’s cheek. “So.” She said.

“Let’s get up to bed.” J smiled as he lifted her up and carried her up the stairs into his room. He set her down on the bed before crawling up beside her and snuggling against her. “Flutters, you know you never have to ask if you want to spend the night, right?” He asked.

“I know.” Fluttershy smiled, nuzzling herself against him.

J wrapped his arms around her and gently pulled the blankets overtop of them as he laid down with her. “Good night…” He smiled, kissing her on the cheek.

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Meanwhile:

Beck peeked into the living room, seeing it was empty. She quickly rushed up to the couch and grabbed the letter that J had forgotten to take with him. Her eyes darted around the room again before she tore it open and started to read it. “To Joel: We have gone over your work and have decided that we would infact like you to work as an intern at our local hub. You’ve managed to impress the head of your area and he has also personally requested that you work under him. We sincerely hope that you enjoy the unfettered access to our facilities and we hope you expand upo-”

“Beck?” Star’s voice chimed in. Beck stiffened up and shot her attention from the page to him.

“Oh… hi Star.” Beck said, forcing a smile.

“What’s that you’re reading?” Star asked, raising an eyebrow as he glanced at the page.

“I um… nothing.” Beck said.

“If it’s nothing then I can read it correct?” Star asked.

Beck sat there silently.

“Beck. Give it to me right now.” Star ordered.

Beck stood up and reluctantly walked over, handing Star the paper.

Star began to read the letter. His eyes skimmed across the paper and once they reached the end of the letter he stood there. “Ohhh no way.” He mumbled. He walked over to J’s room and opened the door gently, peeking inside to see J and Fluttershy sleeping, the two of them cuddled against each other. “Aww that’s so sweet…”

Star opened the door all the way and walked out into the kitchen. He grabbed a few pans and walked back into J’s room. He slowly put the pot over J’s head and immediately started banging the pan against it. “WAKE UP!” He shouted loudly.

Both Fluttershy and J were forced wide awake and jumped to either side, Fluttershy getting stopped by a wall while J fell flat onto the floor.

“What the hell!?!” J said angrily.

“Morning.” Star smiled.

J stared blankly at Star, before looking at his alarm clock, “It’s still late… Why did you decide to wake us up?” He asked.

“Letter.” Star stated, shoving the paper into J’s face.

J silently looked over it before a wide smile grew on his face.

“What’s it say?” Fluttershy asked as she sat up on the edge of the bed.

“They accepted me!” J said as he jumped up and hugged Star before quickly hugging Fluttershy.

“They did!?!?” Fluttershy almost shouted as a smile grew on her face. The both of them squeed loudly before they started giggling.

“I still don’t even know what to say.” Star chuckled.

“I can’t wait to start!” J said.

“You know in my world you wouldn’t have ever been… mmm well.” Star paused, scratching his cheek.

Fluttershy stared curiously at Star.

“Don’t worry. He has a really active imagination.” J said. “And go on.”

“Where I come from, you’re a king.” Star said.

“A king?” Fluttershy and J said at the same time.

“You’re a sexual deviant that has had sex with almost everyone, including a few of your children. Also you have an entire army at your disposal and a Queen.” Star said.

Both of them stared at Star in disbelief.

“What are you smoking. And where did you get it?” J asked.

Fluttershy glared at J.

“It’s a joke…” J said quickly.

“And you’re pretty much my wife.” Star said, pointing to Fluttershy.

“What?” Fluttershy questioned.

“Also J and I used to be werewolves. Well I technically still am but you and J are vampires.” Star said, pointing to J and Fluttershy.

“So… I’m basically Dracula in your world?” J asked.

“Hahah… that’s funny. No you’re more like Alucard. If you’ve ever seen Hellsing.” Star said.

“Hm…” J mumbled.

“Oh and you are currently sleeping with and having kids with one of the leaders of the world. Her name is Princess Luna.” Star nodded.

“Wh…” J mumbled.

“He’s… Sleeping with… The vice principal?” Fluttershy questioned, now staring intently at J.

“Oh yeah not to mention Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity… oh god Rarity. Then there’s Pinkie Pie. Oh and the other princess of course, Celestia. Lightning Dust, Derpy… Had a thing going with Octavia and is now with Vinyl.” Star continued, tapping his chin as he thought.

“How exactly do you find these types of people?” Fluttershy asked curiously.

“I almost ran him over on the side of the road.” J said.

“Ah.” Fluttershy nodded.

“Fluttershy… you love animals and have a pet rabbit named Angel.” Star said.

Fluttershy just stared in shock at Star.

“You love to sleep with everything locked at night and all the curtains closed, especially on stormy nights.” Star continued.

“H… How do you know that?” Fluttershy asked shakily.

“Because I know you.” Star stated.

Star now had both their attention again. “Now that your eyes are here. Do you believe me?” He asked.

“Yes.” They both said.

“So you can believe me when I say that HE.” Star said, pointing to J. “Does not belong here. and I don’t know why he is.”

“Star…” J said, “Is… Is there anything else I should know?”

Star’s expression faded slowly as he thought of the other things that are different about the two worlds. “Well… your dad.” He started.

“My… Dad, what?” J asked.

“He’s dead...” Star said.

“W…” J mumbled.

“I… might need to talk with Silver and Willow for their help. And I know how to get it.” Star said quietly.

“How?” J asked shakily.

“Why don’t we sleep. I’ll tell you, along with them at the same time.” Star said.

“N… No. I need to hear it…” J said.

“Well you’ve believed everything so far so, I don’t know why this should wait.” Star sighed.

J stared quietly at Star.

“I’m your brother.” Star said bluntly.

J stared blankly at Star.

“You mean… You…” Fluttershy mumbled.

“Yes and I willingly had sex with him.” Star nodded. “And loved every minute of it…”

J stood up from the bed and walked out of the room.

“Where’s he going?” Star asked.

“I… I don’t…” Fluttershy mumbled.

Star stood up and walked out just in time to see the bathroom door shut. Beck was standing silently outside the room. “He said something about puking his guts out.” She said.

“Ah… sounds about right.” Star nodded. He walked up to the bathroom and knocked on the door. “You okay in there?”

J remained silent except for the occasional grunt of pain.

“Are you trying to throw up or are you constipated?” Star asked.

“Star…” J said.

“Could I come in?” Star asked.

“Yes.” J said.

Star opened the door and stepped inside, closing it and locking it behind him. He turned to J and smiled. “We gotta stop meeting like this.” He teased.

“Where’s the fun in that?” J smiled as he stood up.

“You’re much less vomitty than I expected.” Star said.

“I had to take a dump.” J said.

“Oh good, with that out of the way…” Star started, slowly undoing his belt.

“Look… Not now… I actually do want to talk to you a little.” J said as he pulled up his pants.

“Oh fine.” Star said, continuing to take his clothes off.

“Since… I do trust you enough to believe that you ARE my brother… it’s not like it can get any weirder right?” J asked.

“Well we did have sex with our mom a little while after she admitted to finding you a little more than average in attraction.” Star said.

“Okay… Anything… Else?” J asked.

“Well besides our sex lives, you’re a changeling, you have wings, and a horn. A horn means you can use magic by the way.” Star said.

“A… What?” J asked.

“You are a tall, solid black colored man that can change into other people at will.” Star said.

J stared at Star. “Okay… Now I’m curious. Who’s my ‘Queen’?” He asked.

“Her name is Queen Chrysalis. She’s similar with long light blue hair and previous evil tendencies.” Star said.

“So… I’m married to Chrysalis?” J asked.

“Well technically we’re in a polyamorous relationship between a lot of different people so there is no ‘marriage” Star said.

J closed his eyes for a moment. “And… Why or… What happened that I left?” He asked, looking back at Star.

“I have no idea.” Star shrugged. “We all thought you were dead…”

“I… I want to see this world.” J said. “No… I have to.”

“Well your kids miss you a lot. And so do mine… mine more than others as the last thing I remember was Sarah and Serena tying you down in the basement. At least that’s what they said happened before you disappeared.” Star shrugged.

“So… I just vanished? That doesn’t make any sense…” J mumbled, “It’s just too… Random…”

“Nothing in our world is random unless you’re talking about Pinkie. Something or someone took you.” Star started, scratching his head. “Banishing… that’s Celestia’s thing. But she wouldn’t…”

“So I was banished?” J asked, “For… what?”

“I don’t know. The only two people capable of doing that with an AGENDA would be either Sombra, or Discord.” Star said.

“And then fake my death so no one would try looking for me…” J mumbled.

“Well there’s nothing we can do about it here. Although I have no idea how to get back.” Star sighed.

“You know that crown you were talking about?” J asked, quickly turning to Star. “I saw that they got a new one for the prom this year. I think I might know where it is…”

“That could be it.” Star nodded. “You should definitely check it out but…”

“So you don’t want it that badly?” J asked.

“I do, it’s just… nice to have you back and I guess I got distracted.” Star laughed.

J smiled, “Well… Put some clothes on I can get us into the school easily.” He said.

“One: I just took them off. And two: You’re suggesting breaking into the school?” Star asked.

“No. My mom’s keys can get us into every door in the school.” J said. “Buut… I guess going into the dark school is a lot scarier then doing it in the bathroom.”

“Are you suggesting I’m afraid?” Star questioned.

“No.” J said as he walked to the bathroom door and grabbed the handle. “You know if you don’t want to I can go do it myself.”

“You’re an ass.” Star stated.

J looked at Star before slowly walking up to him. Star stood still and stared at him.

J slapped Star on the ass, “No I have the best one right here.” He smirked before turning back around and walking out of the bathroom.

“Well now I’m definitely not putting my clothes back on.” Star said to himself.