Twilight had asked Princess Luna if she wanted to see a movie with her and her Ponyville friends. Luna had gladly obliged, under one condition.

Her new coltfriend, Shadow Reign, could come, too.

Twilight didn't think it'd be that much of a bother as to whether or not Luna's boyfriend came. I mean, what was the harm in it? Luna was obviously going through a stage, that much was true. But Twilight, the scientist she was, was curious. So she let him come.

Worst. Mistake. EVER.

And Twilight had thought it'd be okay for Spike to keep Peewee. That hadn't lasted long; The baby phoenix had literally burned the pet store down.

So, Luna and Shadow Reign were loudly making out while everypony else really just wanted to see whether or not Captain Equestria lived. And, of course, nopony was brave enough to ask the Goddess of the moon to quiet down, so she continued making out.

Twilight was wondering when Luna was going to come up for air when the movie ended, and the credits showed.

"You're soo hot, babe." Shadow Reign murmured, in between kissing the goddess.

"Oh, you flatterer. You have a very high degree of heat as well, babe."

"Yeah, okay, babe."

Twilight couldn't help but roll her eyes at the ridiculous sweet talk. This was getting out of hoof. She led Luna and her exceedingly rude and shady coltfriend out of the cinema, apologizing to other ponies as she did, and offering to buy everypony tickets for another night.

Luna and her coltfriend were nibbling eachother's ears and giggling when the castle carriage arrived for Luna.

"My chariot has arrived, babe. I must leave, but I will think of you until we meet again."

"About that, babe... I think we should start seein' other ponies."

"Are you... suggesting that we no longer see eachother romantically?"

"No, I telling you we're breaking up. Sorry, babe."

Shadow Reign spread his black bat wings and bolted into the sky. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes, and most of Twilight's ponyville friends followed suit, but Twilight sympathized Luna.

"Luna, are you okay?"

Nothing.

"Luna?"

The princess burst into a puddle of tears, bellowing in agony.

Twilight ushered Luna to her hooves and bought her a cherry garcia ice cream cone with chocolate sauce.

The Ponyville friends tried to comfort the hysterical alicorn.

"It's okay, Princess Luna. He wasn't good enough for you anyway."

"Y'all right, sugah cube? You'll be fahn, it'll hurt less after ah whalle."

"Oh, don't be sad, Princess! You are a toooon better than that loser! Put a smile on that face, moony!"

"Stop crying, Princess, it makes you look uncool."

"Rainbow Dash! That is no way to talk to royalty in her very time of need!"

Rarity was scolding the cerulean pegasus when a dark red alicorn with a black mohalk swaggered by.

Luna was up on her hooves and making out again in less than half an hour.

Author's Notes:

Next Chapter: The Counselor's Office.