"So, I heard that within minutes of me leaving the whole place nearly blew up?" Luna asked her sister as she walked in the door, her face gaunt and tired from the non-stop interviews she'd had about the attack on city hall that day.

"A slight exaggeration sister, but yes, there was an attack" Celestia said "Several dead, mostly security and the codes to the city's data network were stolen by a group of highly trained thieves... only be to be caught and arrested within fifteen minutes by Spider-Man and a white-haired woman in a leather catsuit"

"Good to see that web-wearing bastard keeps in the company of whores" Luna said, standing up and walking over to her sister "D'you need a hug to feel better?"

"I need a drink" Celestia said, hugging Luna nonetheless before breaking away and looking at her with a smile "I'm proud of you for making up with Peter, I'm glad that you've gotten over your fake hatred of him"

"To be honest... it was kind of starting to affect my mental health having to be that angry all the time" Luna said, taking two glasses from the side and pouring scotch into the two of them "Though don't expect it to be all happy-dappy between Parker and I?"

"I thought you two were friends now?" Celestia asked with a disappointed expression before thanking her sister for the drink as it was handed it to her.

Luna took a small sip of the alcohol and swilled it around her mouth, swallowing before sighing in relief.

"That's good stuff" she said happily before returning to the topic "No, we're not friends, and we're not going to be"

"Then what was the point of making up like that?" Celestia asked in confusion, beginning to nurse her own drinks.

"Like I said, I was getting sick and tired of acting like a catty bitch all the time so I decided I would do something a little more fun for me"

"Which would be?" Celestia asked with a roll of her wrist.

"Not quite sure just yet... I might do the opposite of what I've been doing, might be a little... flirtatious with him if I feel like it" Luna said with a smirk, drumming her fingers on the crook of her elbow "I've never tried that approach before"

"Luna... I thought you said you wanted to keep him away from you?" Celestia asked.

"I did" Luna nodded "And still do"

"Then why are you going to be flirting with him?" she asked with a shake of her head "He's a teenage boy, if he so much as gets an idea that you might be into you he's going to throw himself at you whenever he gets the chance"

"I'm aware of that" Luna said with a downwards looked "And the fun for me comes in the fact that when he does throw himself I'm just gonna step to the side and watch him land flat on his face"

"That's... that's a horrible thing to do Luna" Celestia said "That could make him hate you"

"That's the point sister" Luna said with a chuckle "I despise Parker, always will to be honest, but I'm not going to make a big show of it, hopefully I can get him to fall on his ass in front of everyone he knows and completely ruin him... more than he does to himself that is"

"You're despicable sometimes Luna" Celestia said in a disappointed tone "He doesn't deserve this, nobody does"

"Oh I know that, it's just self-indulgent ego-stroking at this point" Luna said "I may seem like everybody's best friend when I need to be but trust me, deep down I'm a real nightmare of a girl"

"I know Luna, I've lived with you for nearly five millennia" Celestia said, finishing her drink and handing it back to Luna "Can I get another one please?"

"Sure" Luna nodded, turning around and walking back over to the table with the drinks on it "And speaking of living together, I think I'm gonna move out next week"

"What?" Celestia asked in a surprised tone "Really?"

"Yeah, I feel like I'm a little too old to be living with my big sister, even if it is a mansion we live in" Luna said "And besides, your daughter moved out years ago, so why shouldn't I?"

"Cadance isn't my daughter Luna, she's our niece" Celestia said "We've been over this"

"Well whatever Cadance officially is in relation to us she's a fucking miracle of science, poor Anastasia nearly died getting her into this world" Luna said, taking another drink "How much did you pay her for that by the way?"

"Can we get back on topic please?" Celestia asked in a distressed tone "I put that behind me a long time ago and don't want to bring it up again"

"Did you ever actually explain to her what she was?" Luna asked "Why she doesn't have parents?"

"Yes!" Celestia snapped angrily, tensing her hand in front of her "I told her when she was fifteen okay, now can we please drop the subject?"

"Fine, now I'm thinking of moving into a nice big penthouse somewhere in downtown Manhattan, to downsize from the mansion into a more manageable space for myself... and any lucky fellas I may or may not bring home" Luna said with a grin.

"Just make sure Peter isn't one of them" Celestia said "I know what you're like when it comes to your sexual habits"

"Hey, we were both raised in a time when there was no such thing as underage and legal age" Luna said "And you know how the saying goes, old habits die hard"

"Yeah, just make sure that 'old habit' of yours doesn't end you up in the state penitential for ten-two-twenty-five years sister, we're princesses but we're not above the law" Celestia said.

"Two things; one: This is New York City, the place where wannabe little girls and boys are doing anything they can to 'make it big' in this city and if you slide a little money in the right place your case disappears or a witness fails to show up, and two: I think we can both agree that we've done worse things in our lives then have sexual intercourse with a fifteen year old boy, can't we?" Luna said with a knowing expression.

"This better not be referring to the time in Elephantine-"

"Where the end result was a shortage of males to protect the outskirts of the city from raiders and neither of us being able to sit down for a week?" Luna asked with a raised eyebrow "Yeah, that's what I'm referring to"

"Yes, but we were young and stupid at the time" Celestia said.

"Celestia, it was in celebration of your fortieth birthday, there's was nothing young and stupid about it except for the slave boys we brought out to dance for us" Luna chuckled.

"But compared to how old we are now... we were nothing more than children" Celestia said with a guilty look on her face.

"Oh don't even try to feel remorse for it, you enjoyed it just as much as I did" Luna said, poking her sister on the arm with a grin.

"I regret it every time I think about it" Celestia said, trying to appear as wholesome and virginal as possible as she turned her nose up at her sister "It left us both with a terrible condition"

"And that conditions was the inability to be sexually satisfied by any less than three men at once?" Luna asked with a raised eyebrow "How long did it take for that to go away for you by the way?"

"About twenty-five years" Celestia answered after a moment's thought.

"Lucky bitch, it lasted for forty with me" Luna growled angrily "And in case that's still in effect can I ask you to remind me to buy a king-size bed?"

"...Yes, I'll remind you" Celestia said.

"And white sheets" Luna said with a click of her fingers "Hides the stains better"

"You're disgusting" Celestia said with a bemused look

"I know, I know" Luna said, holding her hands up in a surrendering manner "But hey, you know what they say these days, 'Guys want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets'"

"How are we related?" Celestia asked.

"Incestuous pregnancy?" Luna offered "We were born in ancient Egypt remember?"

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