"So how d'you suppose we take down a helicopter?" Spider-Man asked, slinging past building after building with Black Cat grappling next to him.

"I could always flash the pilot and you could web them out of the cockpit" she suggested.

"Good idea, but I think he'll have the door locked" Spider-Man said.

"Couldn't you web it off?" she asked, leaping over a higher rooftop before grappling again.

"Too risky, could upset the helicopter's flight path and send it crashing into either the office buildings or the floor, where there's people" he said.

"So then what do we do?" she asked.

"I'm thinking we web-slash-grapple it into place, get the pilot to stall and then we fasten it to different building parts" Spider-Man explained "Then when it's supported enough I web up the rotor blades and we get the safe back and get the dudes tied up"

"Good plan, wish I'd thought of it" she nodded, the helicopter they were chasing now being several hundred yards in front of them.

"I'll give you credit on my blog" Spider-Man answered.

"You have a blog?" she asked.

"Fuck no, I may be a nerd but I'm not a loser Cat" Spider-Man said "Now I think the best place to go would be lower down, get a good angle on the body and make sure we can tie it up properly"

"Huh, one of my boyfriends who was into S&M told me the same thing" Cat chuckled.

"Luscious" Spider-Man said before making a vomiting noise "Move, now"

The two of them dropped lower down onto a rooftop, the chopper hovering briefly as the pilot, apparently an inexperienced one due to his inability to make a turn while moving, angled the chopper to go down the next street.

"Okay, fasten him!" Spider-Man ordered, leaping forwards and firing several web-lines at the chopper's body before landing on the side of a building and attaching the end of the web to it.

The two of them moved in rapid succession each one taking a look at their partner's movement pattern and seeing where they hadn't been able to connect to before filling in that blank spot.

The process was quick and relatively easy, the chopper's pilot panicking and moving the flight stick in all directions to try and pull away from the webs and grappling lines, but to no avail.

And to finish off the process Spider-Man swung underneath the body of the large chopper before launching himself straight up into the air, using his webbing to gunk up the rotor blades and making them unable to spin any more, the chopper giving in to gravity and dropping before being caught by the tension on the many lines attached to it.

The two moved fast, tearing off the door to the chopper and knocking out the pilot, taking the small black box from the compartment in the back and noticing several abandoned SWAT uniforms with fake rifles, along with a small silver pendant tucked away in one of the sleeves that dropped out when they began to move them.

"The hell?" Spider-Man asked, picking up the pendant and looking at it with a careful eye.

"Lemme see" Cat said, taking the pendant and looking at it, noticing a small symbol etched onto the side of it "Huh"

"Huh? Huh what?" Spider-Man asked.

"Nothing, just a hunch" she shrugged, dropping the pendant inside her costume's open front and zipping it up slightly more than usual "I'll get my intel guy to look at it and tell me if it's what I think it is"

"You have an intel guy?" Spider-Man asked in surprise.

"I've got a lot of guys that do a lot of things for me Spider, you'll be surprised how connected the crime world is" she said, grabbing hold of the pilot and attaching a line to him and then bolting it to the chopper before throwing him out of the vehicle.

"I don't think I would be really, I've played a lot of mafia video games" Spider-Man shrugged.

"Fair enough" she shrugged, looking out the window and seeing a police car, followed by several others, pulling up around the chopper's elevated position, taking the black box and throwing it down after whistling to one of the officers "Now, I'll be going"

With that she leapt out of the helicopter and grappled away from the scene, only this time Spider-man wasn't going to let her get away.

"Hang on!" he yelled, giving chase after her, webbing towards her until she threw herself onto a nearby roof, landing with a roll and getting up quickly.

He landed a few feet away from her and walked closer, pointing a finger.

"Don't think I'm letting you get away" he said "You're still a criminal"

"As are you, but I'm not turning you in am I?" she asked, crossing her arms and looking at him with a grin.

"I haven't killed any body, or robbed stores and committed acts of treason" Spider-Man said, pointing his finger for emphasis.

"I'm pretty sure you made that last one up" she said with a cocked eyebrow.

"As am I" he nodded "But that's besides the point woman, you still need to go to jail"

"And I also need to go to the dry cleaners and pick up my dress for Saturday's press conference, that doesn't mean I'm gonna do it now" she shrugged, strutting closer to him and placing a finger on his shoulder "And, uh, speaking of doing it now..."

"Hold up, I thought you said you weren't into me any more?" Spider-Man asked.

"I've said a lot of thing in my life and then changed my mind" she chuckled, dragging her finger down his chest and then up to his neck, resting her claw under his chin "And I've definitely changed my mind about you Spider"

"Why?" he asked "I thought the whole fifteen years old thing disgusted you?"

"It did, at first, but then I got to thinking... I've stolen, murdered, mugged and beaten people over a hundred times in my life so I can't really claim to have a strong moral compass can I... why not add another thing to that list?" she said with a wink, moving her face closer to his.

"Because paedophilia is insanely disgusting?" Spider-Man said as Cat lifted up his mask to his nose.

"I would hardly call it that, you're a teenager, that makes it ephebophilia and I really don't view fifteen years old as a 'child' when to comes to sex any more, you've seen it a lot, you think about it and you want it" she went on to describe "And when it comes to the act of sex you know what you've got and where to put it, I hope... so what d'you say Spider? Why don't you and me skip town and hang out at my place for a little while?"

"You're... you're actually offering to sleep with me?" he asked in shock.

"If you want to take all of the playfulness and romance out of it then yes, I'll come right out and say it" Cat said, rolling her eyes "I. Want. You. To. Fuck. Me."

Spider-Man was silent for a long second before Cat locked lips with him, pushing her tongue inside his mouth and wrapping her arms around him, Spider-Man placing his hands on her hips as they kissed.

They stood like that for a long moment before Cat broke away, whispering into his ear.

"So?" she asked "Your answer?"

"I'm gonna wreck it" he responded.

"Good boy" she said, moving back and taking him by the hand, leading him towards the edge of the rooftop "My apartment's this way and the day's dying fast, let's hurry up a little"

Spider-Man pulled his mask back down and picked up his pace, wondering exactly how far he could ride this train now that he was back on it.

Though he made a vow to enjoy riding the train this time.

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