Twilight snarled angrily as she lay on her bed, jabbing her thumb into the screen of her phone as she played a basic game of Doodle Jump, making one mistake that sent her falling to her death.

"Oh for fuck's sake!" she roared, throwing her phone onto the floor and slamming her face into her pillow, screaming loudly into the feather stuffed object. There was a moment of silence before Shining stuck his head in the door with a very confused look on his face.

"Wassup?" he asked.

Twilight's response was silence.

"Well, that helps" Shining said, walking over to the bed and sitting down on it, looking at his sister with a worried expression "Twilight?" She didn't respond and in his own response he began to prod her in the back.

"Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight"

It was at this point she snapped.

"What!?" she shrieked "What the fuck do you want!?"

"Are you okay?" Shining asked.

"No, big brother I am not, fucking, okay" she said, literally seeping with anger.

"This... this isn't something to do with women's problems is it?" Shining asked with a horrified look on his face "Because I can get Cadance or Mom to talk to you about it if it is because... ew"

"That depends, are asshole friends counted as 'women's problems'?" Twilight asked. Shining's tone changed immediately upon hearing this. A wide smile spread onto his face as he sat with his back against the foot rest and nodded confidently.

"I think I know a thing or two about asshole friends my dear sister, so regale me, what is your problem?" he asked.

"Right, so Peter was at work with Mary-Jane, okay?" Twilight began.

"Right" Shining nodded.

"And while they're working, I call Peter to get him to help with the... bird situation" Twilight said, hoping her brother would understand her meaning.

"Uh-huh" he nodded again.

"So he does that, but then that means he's bailed out on her to go do his other job" she continued "So later on M-J gets really pissy with Peter and I step into the argument to defend him because she's a vain bitch"

"Whoa, hold up, I thought you two were friends?" Shining asked.

"We were for, like, uh... never mind that" Twilight said with a wave of her hand "So she yells at Peter a little more and storms off, so then I go to talk to him about it, expecting a thank you, and then he just up and says that I was too hard on her and that I shouldn't be mean to the slut"

"That's... that's a little excessive isn't it?" Shining asked.

"No, just looking at that red-headed bimbo tells me that she's probably sucked more cock than I've had hot dinners" Twilight said, sitting up and crossing her arms.

"Holy shit" Shining said, trying his best to hold back his laughter at Twilight's amazing description of Ms Watson before becoming serious again "So, then what?"

"Then I pretty much up and tell him to go fuck himself and to not talk to me any more" Twilight said, casting her eyes downwards with an obviously remorseful look "I'm... I'm not in the wrong here am I?"

"To be completely honest with Twilight, I have no fucking idea" Shining shrugged "Because as a man, if I were to be told that I was too hard on another guy in an argument by one of my friends I'd do one of two things, the first being tell him to go fuck himself and then carry on as normal or two would be to punch him in the face and carry on as normal"

"You... you can get away with that as a guy?" Twilight asked.

"Yes, having a penis makes life a lot easier" Shining nodded "And having a very big one like mine makes it better"

"Ewww!" Twilight cringed, shivering in disgust "Shining!" Her older brother laughed as he got to his feet, patting his sister on the shoulder.

"So that's it then?" Shining asked "Peter's being a cunt and you're mad at him for it, nothing more serious?"

"Nope... that's it" Twilight nodded.

"Well then, my advice to you, dearest sibling" Shining said, crouching down and placing a hand on a pillow before picking it up and pushing it into his sister's face "Stop being such a pussy" Twilight's response was an angry muffled noise before her brother pushed her over and stood up.

"See ya Twilight" he said with a wave as Twilight merely lifted her middle finger in response.

Nothing gained. Nothing lost. But one thing she now knew:

Peter was a cunt and she... was not. Next Chapter: Discussion Over Dinner Estimated time remaining: 6 Hours