With a quick leap, Spider-Man was inside the jewellery the store and staring at a large man wearing brown pants and a two tone striped green shirt. The man stood at about six foot five with a hulking frame and short brown hair, a strong jawline that held up brutish figures and a nose that looked as if it had been broken several times.

"Alright pal, I wanna see those hands in the air!" Spider-Man said "And then I want you to drop, pop and lock it!" The man moved his head to look at Spider-Man before fear exploded onto his face. He turned his body to face him, pointing a magnum at him with a shaky hand.

"Stay over there!" he yelled "Don't come near me!"

"I'll stay here on two conditions, you provide refreshments on request" Spider-Man said, counting on his fingers "And if you come over here so I can kick you back over there... and I appreciate it if we can do that no less than four times but no more than eleven!" The man took a deep breath before pulling the trigger, the gunshot ringing out as the bullet shot over to Spider-Man.

"Whoa!" he yelled, bending over backwards to dodge the bullet before sticking his legs to the wall and flipping over, landing with his back to the wall "Easy there Han, I've got about three minutes left on my contractually obligated banter before we can fight!" Spider-Man fired a web line at the man's hand, catching the tip of the gun and yanking it away from him.

"Now, contradictory to my previous statement, I do not actually have three minutes to waste as I am currently in pursuit of a very aggressive avian acrobat" Spider-Man said "And he may not actually be an acrobat and I may have just said that to get a longer alliterating sentence, its still up for debate" Spider-Man threw himself off the wall, spinning in the air before delivering an inverted-position boot to the man's face, knocking him to the floor at a fast pace.

"And there we go, that's how you skin, gut and web a delinquent!" Spider-Man said as he webbed the man down to the floor "Join me next week on my hit food-oriented crime fighting series Ready, Steady, Crook!" After giving the man a quick pat on the head and writing one of his signature notes he threw himself out of the window, giving chase to the mad man in a flight suit while trying t figure out an excuse for why he was wearing a school bag when he confronted a villain, as he knew that would be a question he had to answer soon. Next Chapter: Anticlimactic = This Encounter Estimated time remaining: 7 Hours, 10 Minutes