"I'm pregnant Peter" Luna said with a small smile.

Peter's mind had to kickstart several times before it revved to life and the internal screams began to echo in his head.

"Are you serious?" Peter asked in a meek tone.

"No" Luna squee'd, spinning away from Peter with a loud laugh as she watched his facial expression change, the teen dropping to his knees and placing his head on the floor, his shoulders shaking as he laughed in relief.

"Oh... ohhh you bitch" he said, holding the back of his head as he laughed "Don't ever do that again"

"Oh man, the look on your face was fucking priceless" she said, clapping him on the back as she sat down on the tiled floor next to him "Sorry Peter but... god damn that was beautiful"

Peter sat up and looked at the darker-skinned woman with a weak smile.

"Why?" he asked "Why would you even do something like that?"

"I don't know" she shrugged, rubbing the back of his head as she began to calm down "But... wow that was fun"

"Right... are you sure you're not pregnant though?" Peter asked.

"Okay, just to let you know something for when you do find a woman that wants you to knock her up" Luna said with a roll of her eyes "It is impossible, unless under a full womb examination for a woman to tell if she is pregnant less than twenty four hours after internal ejaculation, even if I was pregnant I would have no idea if I was, the egg would still me multiplying it's cells to form an embryo right now nevermind giving me morning sickness"

"Right, okay then" Peter said, getting over his mini heart attack "But how can you be sure you're not?"

"Yesterday was a safe day" Luna answered, getting up from the floor and retrieving her towel, wrapping it around her moist body before tying her hair back behind her head "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready and talk to somebody about something"

"What about?" Peter asked.

"Nothing that concerns you" Luna said, sticking her tongue out and heading to the locker side of the room to change into her clothes.

Emma looked up at Luna as she sat down on the other side of the coffee table, crossing her leg over her knee and hooking her fingers around it before leaning back.

"So... what did you want to talk about?" Emma asked.

"Well it concerns Peter" Luna said, nodding her head to the side slightly "And it concerns last night"

"I'm guessing there was sex you regret?" Emma asked.

"Regret is a strong word" Luna said, drumming her fingers on her leg "I'd say 'Got what I wanted from him and now I don't want him to remember it'"

"So, what... you want me to wipe his memories of the sex you two had?" Emma asked "Why?"

"Two reasons mostly, one; I don't want him having that memory of me because he could go brag about it to somebody else and get me in a lot of trouble and two; I want to erase his memories of the conversation we had while I was in the shower, I kind of played a nasty trick on him and feel bad about it" Luna explained.

"Alright, but like most memory wipe requests I'm going to have to ask you to give me a solid reason as to why you don't want the selected person to remember it or else I'm not going to do it" Emma said with a wave of her hand towards Luna.

"Alright then" Luna said, closing her eyes and thinking of a good way to word her reasoning before opening her eyes with a bright look in her eyes.

"I want you to erase his memories because I made a mistake last night, I was drunk, lonely and horny and wanted something to remind me of a lover I once had, that person was Peter" Luna began "But the reason I want his memory of our sexual encounter erased is because I have very sensitive information that, when explained to him, could either drive him to suicide through the implications of our would-be-should've-been relationship or make him hate and despise me forever... so I think it would be better for both of us if he didn't remember that we'd fucked"

Emma was focussed on Luna until the last three words of the sentence before a large and imposing shadow hung over the back of Luna's head, a look of fear appearing on Emma's face

Luna noticed the look on Emma's powdered face and she raised an eyebrow, turning around to she a very angry looking Celestia staring at her with her arms crossed.

"Oh... I sister, how're you this-"

"You did what with Peter?" she demanded furiously.

"Oh, nothing really, we just, y'know, slept together" Luna said with a playful grin.

"Why are you acting like... no, wait, your body's releasing an extra amount of dopamine while it repairs the damage from your hangover isn't it?" Celestia asked "That's where this is coming from?"

"I wanna die" Luna said in a beaming smile "But yeah, are you against me getting rid of Peter's memories"

"If it was for the sake of you feeling ashamed of sleeping with an under-age child then no, I'd say you had to live with that for the rest of your life" Celestia said in an angry tone "But... you're correct in stating that having a previously sexual relationship with Peter could end up causing more damage to both his perception of you and cause some very confusing feelings for the poor boy if you ever decide to tell him the truth"

"So I have your approval?" Luna asked with a grin.

"Yes, go right ahead" Celestia said.

"Great!" she beamed, turning around to Emma and smirking "Go on then, wipe those pesky sexy-times away Emma"

"Are... are we not going to ask Peter if he's okay with this?" Emma asked "This is violating his privacy and taking away sensitive information that we've got no right to access"

The two sisters looked at each other with amused expressions before turning back to Emma and speaking their response in unison.

"N.S.A"

"Fair enough" Emma nodded, placing two fingers to her forehead and searching the hotel for Peter's consciousness, locking onto him and beginning to browse through his memories.

Her internal mind's eyes widened with shock as she saw him donning what appeared to be the Spider-man costume, time and time again before engaging in battles with criminals and super-villains.

Peter Parker was Spider-Man.

Then another moral issue came over Emma's mind:

Did she tell the sisters?

Doing that could land Peter in serious trouble, possibly even land him in prison for the rest of his life for what he'd done.

She knew he was a vigilante and vigilantism was a crime in this country despite the good will and intentions and that crime should be punished.

But then again she was also a member of the X-Men, a group that took the law into their own hands time and time again.

Taking a deep breath and filtering his memories to his sexual encounter with Luna to her vicious joke on him in the bathroom she destroyed them with a snap of her fingers, hearing brief snippets about something called a Metal Gear and one being transported up the Hudson River, but she paid it no mind at that moment.

Opening her eyes after severing her psychic link with Peter she nodded at Luna who grinned happily before relaxing in her seat.

"Now, once this fucking dopamine wears off I can go back to being in control and making sure to never drink that amount of alcohol around Peter again in my life" Luna said to herself in a happy tone.

"And did you learn anything else about Peter?" Celestia asked, rolling her wrist as she listed off several possible answers "That he's friendly, compassionate, understanding and not judgemental... anything like that?"

"Oh yeah" Luna grinned, placing a finger to her cheek "His cock's really big"

"Ugh..." Celestia said, turning away and storming away from her sister in a very unimpressed manner. Next Chapter: The Tanker Chapter Estimated time remaining: 2 Hours, 7 Minutes