Peter was disturbed by the feeling of a weight being lifted off his chest, his eyes remaining closed as his barely-functioning mind began to slowly process the information.

He was roused slightly by his Spider-Sense buzzing loudly in his mind, warning him of something he was not yet able to react to, screwing his eyes tighter shut to try and block out the annoying warning.

He was then awoken by a brutal punch to the side of his face, the impact sending him rocketing off the bed and dragging the covers off with him as he landed on the flat of his hands, slamming his legs down into a defensive crouch before sticking his head up over the edge of the bed to see a naked and furious Princess Luna.

"What the hell was that for?" he demanded angrily, his cheek red and stinging from the impact.

"I can't believe you" she snarled, saying no more as she glowered at him in an enraged manner.

Peter heard the sound of a clock ticking in an echoey environment in his head, each tick slowly fading out of existence before the alarm went off, rage taking over from the confusion.

"Me?" he asked, getting back on the bed and pointing angrily at Luna "How can you not believe me when you're the one that just nearly socked me into twenty-ninety-nine!?"

"You took advantage of me when I was drunk!" she said, moving forward on her hands and knees and staring hatefully into Peter's green eyes "You fucked me without saying you could!"

"Are you kidding me?" Peter asked "You came into my room without permission and started molesting me!"

"I didn't see you trying to stop me" Luna said, crossing her arms over her bare chest.

"Didn't you just say I was the one that started it?"

"Yes"

"But you just admitted you did?"

"No I didn't"

"Yes you did"

"Prove I did"

"Prove you didn't!"

"There's no need to shout"

"You've just been yelling at me!"

"Prove I did"

"I'm gonna fucking kill you"

"Now, now, there's no need to resort to violence"

Peter clapped his hands to his face and screamed into them his rage being muffled by his palms before heard Luna chuckling to herself.

He brought his hands down to his lap and stared at her in rage, the woman batting her eyelashes before stalking over to him on all fours, swaying her behind as she placed her hands on peter's shoulders, pushing him down onto his back and pressing her body against his, looking at him with a seductive expression before becoming violent again, pressing her finger into Peter's neck and snarling at him.

"Three things boy" she spat "One; this never happened. Two; if you even try to tell anyone else about what didn't happen here then I will have you assassinated so fast it's not even worth joking about"

"I'd like to see you try" Peter snarled, not letting his Spider powers slip but knowing full well he could dodge a bullet.

"Oh yeah?" she asked, her face inches from his "How many places can you see out of the window in your house Peter?"

"A good few" he answered.

"Then keep in mind that's how many places you can get a bullet in the skull from!" she snarled, silence going for a long second before her tone of voice changed yet again and she placed a hand flat on his chest with a smile.

"And three... you're an amazing lover Peter" she said, kissing him again before wrapping her arms around his neck.

Before Peter could even figure out what the hell was going on with the now-suddenly bi-polar princess she released him, placed both hands on his chest and pushed him off, sitting up and moving to the edge of the bed where she stood up and leaned against the cream wall, crossing her arms and smirking at him.

"What are you doing?" Peter asked.

"Nothing... just thinking about how you're never going to be able to tell all your loser friends how you lost your virginity to a princess" she said in an arrogant tone.

"Oh yeah, me too" peter said in a faux said voice before holding his hands out to the side in an arrogant fashion before continuing "Probably because I didn't"

"What are you talking about?" Luna asked with a disbelieving tone "Don't try to lie to me"

"I'm not, you're not the first girl I've nailed and to be honest Luna... you're not the best either" Peter said, getting off the bed and walking over to the fancy bathroom door "And for as much as big a prize you're meant to be, you were kind of a let down"

Luna crossed her arms and shot Peter a sideways glance.

"Well... you didn't expect you to do my best on a little shit like you did you?" Luna demanded angrily "I was only doing it for my own sexual satisfaction"

"Then why come to me?" Peter asked.

"W-What?" Luna asked, caught off-guard by the question.

"If you were looking to get fucked by some kind of sexual demigod the why the hell did you come to a fifteen year old boy you thought was a virgin?" Peter asked with his own smug grin as he opened the bathroom door.

"I don't have to answer that" she snarled.

"Unless there were other reasons you wanted to come see me?" Peter asked "Like maybe a more... personal reason?"

"Don't stand there and think you're something special to me Parker!" she yelled, practically screaming in his face now "I can find and fuck a thousand other guys better than you within an hour! I could have you arrested, tortured and killed and nobody would be the wiser!"

"That's all well and good Luna, you can have me arrested, murder my family and slander my family's name" Peter said, petting her on the head before swinging on the door frame into the bathroom and giving one parting line before kicking the door shut behind him "But you can never unride my cock"

Luna stared furiously at the closed bathroom door, hearing the shower turn on and Peter begin bellowing an intentionally off key and high pitch rendition of 'Party in the U.S.A' before she stormed onto the bed and sat at the headboard, crossing her arms and staring at the mattress.

"I wanted to be your first time" she said in a heartbroken voice "If I couldn't be there for all your other firsts then... then maybe I could be there for that one, even if I was never supposed to" Next Chapter: Located Estimated time remaining: 2 Hours, 21 Minutes