“Okay Spike, for lunch today, I want you to put these sugar cubes in my tea.”

“Why? They don’t look any different than normal ones.”

“Because, Spike, I’ve decided to test the effects of hallucinogenic chemicals as a possible means for therapy. I have a hunch that if this goes correctly, millions of lives will be saved.”

“This isn’t going to work how you planned. It usually doesn’t.”

“What do you know? You’re just a baby. Now bring me my tea.”

“As you wish.”

Twilight quickly downed her drink and waited. Slowly, her expression changed from one of seriousness to one of wonder.  A grin grew across her face and a giggle erupted from her mouth, suddenly becoming a howl of joy.

“Spi-ahhh, uhh, Sp-Sp-Sp-Fax Machine!” She stuttered, “I’m hungry!”

“You just ate.” He replied. “Just sit down and stay still. I’m going to get Zecora.”

“Okay, okay, okay, okay… kay.” Twilight said slowly.

“So as soon as she drank the tea I knew I had to get you. The ingredients were from the forest, so I’m sure you could find a natural remedy for it.” Spike explained as he opened the door. Immediately, he stopped and stared at what lay in front of the door.

“Jiggly duck, what the fuck?” Zecora shouted in horror.

Twilight Sparkle was curled up in a ball, her lower torso shoved almost completely in her mouth. Blood and entrails leaked out of her maw and the gaping wound it created, but her expression was one of pure bliss.

“Mmmph muh ffff munry” She mumbled, and shortly afterwards her eyes rolled into her head and she went limp.

“Well,” Spike sighed, “I’ll get the mop. Zecora, defrost another clone.”