* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *
Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.
ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!
13 Chapters:
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Chapter One: Your Body Is Not Ready [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 16th, 2012
11,399
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Chapter Two: In Soviet Equestria, Something Something Pony... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 2nd, 2012
11,996
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Chapter Three: A Series of Tubes and A Bucket of Water [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 2nd, 2012
10,539
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Chapter Four: Luna’s Gonna Loon, Lucky’s Gonna Luck, Twilight’s Gonna Beat You To Death With A Book! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 2nd, 2012
18,712
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Chapter Five - Part One: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 30th, 2012
10,737
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Chapter Five - Part Two: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 4th, 2012
19,883
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Chapter Six: Pony Science, Pony Pancakes, Pony Ponies... Pony. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 25th, 2013
15,500
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Chapter Seven: Glomping Ponies for Fun and Prof-... Well, Mostly Just Fun... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2014
8,030
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Chapter Eight: Mr. The Shark, The Ponies Are Here For Your 5:00 Jumping [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2014
10,841
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Chapter Nine: That Moment When You're Getting Attacked By The Darkness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 7th, 2015
14,162
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Chapter Ten - Part One: If I Had To Choose Between Lucky and Luna, I'd Commit Sudoku [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 22nd, 2016
10,422
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Chapter Fifteen - Part One: Flutterfall [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 20th, 2012
13,414
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Chapter Fifteen - Part Two: A Few Good Mares [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 20th, 2012
12,300