Author's Notes:

I thought I would go on a bit longer, but this seemed as good a place to end as any. But fear not! There will be a continuation starring alicorn Dash, and I promise it will contain absolutely everything that will hurt you and make you cry. I expect the next chapter to be out tomorrow or the day after.

Enjoy your April. (This was, of course, an April Fool's Day joke, if the link here did not make it obvious)

I have been informed that the image is by Cosmic Unicorn, who appears to be quite talented.