Well this day has officially hit rock bottom! No less than a few hours after Rainbow Dash left us, the whole of Ponyville got turned into the Chaos Capital, meaning Discord managed to win his little maze game and brainwash 5 of 6 Elements of Harmony and is probably gloating in Twilight’s face right now.

So then the factory turned into Cotton candy and bubblegummed most of the ponies on the clouds except for me, Firefly and Cloud Kicker…typical!

Don’t worry they managed to get free, and we got the hell out of there, besides there are more important things to worry about. Like the fact my house is spinning and in which I’m thankful I updated my insurance just before this happened.

But I digress, I should make sure I don’t bump into Discord and we’ll be fine but knowing my luck it’ll probably WOAH!…

“…WOAH!!” I yelled as I slipped on some sort of soapy ice thing.
“You okay, Bolty?” Firefly asked me as I was helped up.
“Yeah I’m good, didn’t notice that ice somehow” I replied
“That Discord sure loves this stuff huh?” CK said to us
“Yeah, although I wish my house would stop spinning, I honestly just want to go to bed” I said, massaging my flank on which I fell on.

Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle…

“WE’VE FOUND HIM!!” Luna yelled with triumph

Princess Luna had been looking for the pony with the strange dream for over a month now, but last night she broke through the barrier to find a Pegsus with a Lightning bolt cutie mark. She realized she had met him before, when she had returned she bumped into the stallion. It was time to finish this investigation up!

“WATCH OUT!!” I screamed.

A horde of really tall bunnies just stampeded by us; thankfully missing the three of us.

“Phew that was close!” Firefly said as she got off the ground after diving out of the way
“Hey is it just me or is Pinkie Pie not so Pink over there?” CK asked suddenly
“You’re right Kicker, and her mane is all down and not all poofy” I said, realizing she was "Discorded" and looked like she was in "Pinkamana" form
“Let’s talk to her!” CK said
“Uh…I’m not sure that’s a good-“ I started before my friends disappeared towards Pinkie

What’s the use? Well it’s their fault if they get shocked about it or something…

“Hey Pinkie” Firefly greeted
“What do you want?!” Pinkie shot back sharply, shocking my friends and even making me flinch a bit
“Gee, nothing Pinkie just wanting to say hello” CK said defensively
“What are you looking at!” Pinkie gave death glare my direction
“Hey, calm your farm Pinkie, we were just saying hello like normal ponies” I said reasonably
“I DON’T HAVE A FARM!” Pinkie shouted as she trotted away, not bouncing nor singing or anything she usually did but trotting nonetheless.
“What went up her flank today?” CK asked, watching Pinkie going away.
“It’s just the Chaos getting to her probably” I said, knowing full well what really went down.

I knew Pinkie was going to be like that, but the way she reacted even upset me a fair bit. She could have been this way for the rest of her life you know, not laughing, not smiling or anything.

Equestria has been so close to being damned by bad guys, who knows what life would be like if one so much as gets successful. That’s one of the reasons why I decided to stay out of the Element’s affairs but I knew better than to trust things to go the right way so I kept a lookout.

If Twilight couldn’t defeat Discord with the Elements of Harmony somehow, what chance would I have if I decided to go against him? Any villain whatsoever? Chrysalis has her entire Changeling Army when the wedding happens, King Sombra was so close to grabbing the Crystal heart and enslaving the Crystal Empure. But if they failed, would any of us other ponies ever stand so much as chance? Not without the required power we wouldn’t, which usually is the Elements and if one so much as dies or disconnects, we are so screwed!

“Urgh, what is going on with the sun and moon?” Firefly asked, snapping me back to reality, the sun and moon had been switching randomly.
“Who knows” CK answered
“Oh I do” a mischievous voice rang out

Within a flash, the very same Discord popped out looking at the three of us. There he was, in all of his Chaos glory!

“At last we meet, Human” Discord said
“Going to be honest here, I was wondering if you knew, Discord” I said
“Hu-WHAT?” Both Firefly and Cloud Kicker looked at me and Discord

I admit, based on Fanfiction I read on Discord and the nature of him basically, I had expected Discord to somehow know about my secret. It was only a matter of time anyway.

“I see my reputation proceeds me, as I expected” Discord said to me making a throne appear out of nowhere.
‘Well on the bright side, we don’t need to introduce ourselves. But I am curious, how did you know about me?” I asked
“You already know, my chaos powers, yes I know about that little girl's show, who knew such creatures made a TV show about us? It’s almost creepy…almost!” Discord answered trying his best to look disturbed
“To be completely honest with you, the fact that the show’s developer somehow knew the events of this world is honestly confusing. Like how the tartarus did some human know about all this?” I confessed my confusion on the subject
“Who knows? Who cares? What’s important is that I am obviously going to lose, so here I am enjoying my last bit of fun before the party poopers get here” Discord said, relaxing on a throne
"Did you send me here?" I asked
"What?" Discord said
"Did you send me here by your magic?" I asked
"No, but I do envy the creature with such chaotic power to do so" Discord answered
"Who then? Answer me!" I demanded
“WE FOUND THEE!” A royal voice boomed
'Oh for buck's sake, just when I was getting answers'

All of us looked up to see Princess Luna descending towards the four of us.

“Princess Luna!” All of us had said
“We always knew thou would return, Discord! We cannot believe we didn’t smell thy chaotic stench from Canterlot” Luna had started at Discord
“As charming as ever I see, Luna” Discord wrapped his arm around Luna
“Am I the only pony confused as to what's going on here?” Cloud Kicker asked out loud
“No” Firefly answered
“Honestly, we should have a reunion party and invite our dear friend, Celestia shall we? I bet she’ll like to play Pin the Tail on the Pony” Discord suggested
“Keep thy forked tongue behind thy teeth! We are not here for you! We’re here for that Pegasus over there!” Luna pointed at me
“ME? What have I done” I asked
“Besides being Human, nothing” Discord added.
“Is this true, Bolty?” Firefly asked
“Unfortunately yes, I'm a-” I answered
“THERE YOU ARE DISCORD!” Another voice yelled
'FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA! WHAT NOW!?'

We turned around to find the Mane Six, back to normal and Elements working properly, the Coup de Grace was about to happen to Discord

“Oh it’s you again, Twilight Sparkle. Back to try again? We both know the Elements don’t work so why bother trying?” Discord faked a bored look
“You’re wrong Discord, with the power of Friendship, we’ll always win! Right Girls?” Twilight spoke
“RIGHT!” the other five confirmed their friendship
“Urgh…again with the monologue! Blah blah blah! Friendship this, Harmony that! It’s so utterly boring! At least Celestia made it somewhat interesting! But if you think you’re gonna win with those broken necklaces, try it, you may fire when ready” Discord said the last part dressed up as a Star wars officer

The Mane Six did just that, the elements charged and fired the Orbital Friendship Cannon (OFC) and Discord turned into stone once more for like another season. Silence came as Discord's stone statue just stood there in shocked expression.

“Sooooo…what now?” I asked to break the silence

Everypony looked at me and then I realized everypony was staring at me as though I did a heinous crime.

“Heh heh, soooo, Nice weather today?” I said awkwardly

Yep, this is going to be a looooooooooong afternoon!

Author's Notes:

What's this, 2 updates in 2 days? I'm feeling quite generous today, maybe Rarity is rubbing off on me. Oh and someone liked my Discord cereal joke last chapter, that one just came up. I made Discord and Lightning Bolt talk casually as they already know who each other are but never met before. Oh and our dear Bolty has a lot 'splanin to do!

BTW the story hit 66 likes...Execute order 66! (You read that in Emperor Palpatine's voice didn't you, good you got the reference!) I'll shut up now...