Chapter V: Submit Or Perish

"Are you… human?!" I asked

I was shocked and happy at the same time seeing a fellow human at last! I helped him out the hole, then he cleaned himself.

"Yes, yes I am… Whew! Glad to see a fellow human in here, I thought I was the only one!"

"Me too! Hey, what's your name?" he asked

"My name is Ryan Wilson. How about you?"

"I can't really remember my name… All I remember was… a group of soldiers, lasers, and some test tubes…" he said

"The Government? What did they do to you?" I asked

"I don't know… they were talking about experimenting me on something. I think… I think my name is Ultron?"

"Ultron? That is a cool name." He has the same name from my comic book…It must be a coincidence.

"And the last thing I remember is that they sent me home because they didn't needed my anymore and I get to see my family again. We bonded together for a while and then… It was all pitch black."

"Oh, man. So did the G-Men experimented on you?"

"They did, but after that they didn't need me anymore."

"I'm sorry for what the G-Men did to you, man.

"Also I'm not human… They were turning me into a super weapon for mass destruction."

"Why the hell do they want to do that?"

"I don't know… but… Hey, you don't think I'm a freak. Do you?"

"Dude, I've seen things that are beyond human fantasy. A manticore, talking ponies, and A MOTHERFUCKING BABY DRAGON. I'm not really surprised seeing a superhuman, I totally knew that the government is fucked up. Next thing you know it's a large robot taking over the damn world." We laughed, but there is something I noticed about his eyes, they were… Changing colors?

"Hey, Ultron. What's with your eyes?" I asked.

"Oh… They were showing how I feel right now. Red is angry, green is scared and confused, purple is when I'm sad, yellow is happy and pumped up, light blue is normal, dark pink is when I like someone as a friend of mine, and pink when I fall in love with someone." He explained

"DUDE, THAT IS SO FREAKING DOPE!" I shouted

"Have you got anymore abilities?" I asked

"Not much really, I'm immune to all diseases, enhanced senses, martial arts, copy voices and able to read feelings through people's hearts….Also I can jump really high. Do you have any?"

"From the last time I knew that something is wrong with me… I can heal fast, shoot webs out of my wrists, teleport aaaand that's about it."

"Wow, you have awesome powers!

"You too, man. I think the portal from Earth to here must've altered my genes and DNA."

"Hmmm…. What is your weakness?"

"Women, no internet connection and boredom."

"Hahaha! Me too!" We laughed again.

We talked and talked about ourselves while walking out the forest, he has an ex which they broke up a long long time ago. He loves eating vegetables and fruits and etc.. He's really not that bad if you get to know him.

"Hey, man. I need to get something at a girl's place to get my clothes. Let's go."

"Sure. Oh, hey, do you have super human speed? He asked

"I don't know, but I think I have. Want to race?

"Bring it!" He said, his eyes turned yellow and put on his shades.

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GO!

We raced to the Carousel Boutique with unbelievable speed. I never thought that I have this kind of ability but it sure is fun. I have dreamt of having super amazing powers and IT CAME TRUE! I was so happy to have one. We were nearing the boutique aaand we stopped, we were panting and tired from the race. We then entered the boutique.

"Wow, dude. You were good" I said

"So were you, man. *pant* *huff*"

"Hey Ryan, a while ago while we were walking. Why are the ponies staring at me confusingly and seductively?"

"You'll get used to that. First time I got here, I was like "WTF?!" upon seeing these colorful ponies. But they're not so bad when you get to know them. The mares and stallions are on their mating season already, so watch out for those because I almost got sexually harassed by one… It made me feel uncomfortable and creeped." I explained.

"Well that explains a lot." We laughed.

We knocked on the door and Rarity opened it. She was confused upon seeing Ultron."

"Oh, hello there dear! Please come into my humble abode." She said in a ladiest manner like she was welcoming an important person.

"Excuse me, Ryan but, Who is your fellow friend?" She asked.

"Rarity, meet Ultron. He is a fellow human like me… well, half human I suppose. He is also I little different"

"Nice to meet you, darling. And I must say, your eyes are very beautiful!"

"Thank you. Ummm… Rarity, I suppose?" she nodded to Ultron.

"His eyes are turning into what he is feeling right now, Yellow means that he is happy."

"Wow, Ultron. That is quite amazing!" she praised.

"Okay, then. Hey, Rarity, have you finished repairing my polo?" I asked

"Yes I have, dear. And as you said, I redesigned it."

She used her magic to levitate my polo shirt and gave it to me, It was colored red and now colored black and has black sapphire gems for buttons.

"Rarity, have I ever told you how much I love you right now?" I said smiling, she blushed and said

"Oh, my darling. Why thank you so much!" she thanked me. I removed my shirt leaving my necklace with Jesus in it and wore the polo. It was much more comfortable and suits me more than before.

"Do you want me to put more gems?" she asked

"No thanks, it is so fly right now!" I complimented my polo. Because of her kindness and her awesomeness, I walked towards her and kissed her on the cheek. She blushed even more, and said:

"Oh! U-u-hhh…. *giggle*. What was that for?" she asked.

"That was for your kindness you showed me!"

"Thank you, Ryan…" she thanked me

"You're welcome. Well, see you later Rarity!"

"S-See you later, Ryan!" then we walked out of the boutique. While we were walking, Ultron gave me a confused look and his eyes turned green. He asked:

"Why did you kiss Rarity?"

"Oh, everytime a female shows her kindness to me; I kiss them on their cheek to express my gratitude to them. Girls at my school like me because of my kindness, friendliness, loveliness and not to mention most of them like my muscular body."

"Pfffffttt, I don't believe you. Every female like me without those personalities!"

"Well, I'm gonna guess someday, you'll turn into a chick-magnet when we get back to Earth." We laughed.

I gave him a tour around Ponyville, but after a while… Pinkie showed up immediately in front of our eyes. Ultron jumpscared but I didn't since I got used to her surprise techniques.

"Hellooo Ryan! Who's your friend? OH! I know, he's a human like you but not that human since he got experimented by the government and now is a superhuman biological super weapon built for mass destruction!" She gave us a huge smile, our jaw almost dropped to the floor.

"How… the hell do you know that?"

"A hunch." She said.

"THERE CAN BE NO WAY THAT IS A HUNCH , NO FUCKIN' WAY!" I screamed internally.

"I like you glowing eyes, mister…?"

"Ultron. The name's Ultron." He said to her.

"Ultron? Well, that's a weird name. OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?! I have to go bake some cupcakes. SMELL YA' LATER!" she immediately closed the door in a hurry.

"What was that about?" he asked me.

"Well, just a pony addicted to parties and stuff…"

"More like she's addicted to drugs." We laughed louder. We were still walking down the street and saw a rainbow trail heading for us at an unbelievable speed.

"WATCH OUT!" Rainbow Dashed warned us, I knew it was her and I dodged just in time to not hit her in the face.

Rainbow Dash crashed into a nearby haystack; we ran to her and helped her up. She screamed in pain, I told her what is going on and she placed her hooves onto my hands only to find a needle on one part of her leg. (GEDDIT? Needle in haystack?)

"AH! It hurts…" she screamed.

"Don't worry Ma'am. I can help you." Ultron said.

Ultron steadily removed the needle and after that, her leg was bleeding. I grabbed my bag and found a band-aid inside it. I gave it to Ultron and placed it on her wound. It was now okay.

"Thank you, bro. What's your name?"

"My name is Ultron, Ma'am. I'm half human from Earth just like Ryan. You are Rainbow Dash?"

"How did you know?" She asked.

"Ryan told me about you. You're the best flying Pegasus in Ponyville, I assume?" He said in a gentleman manner.

"Ponyville? Huh. I think you mean in whole EQUESTRIA!" She said in pride… Like last time.

"Wow… thank you for a while ago." They looked into each other's eyes.

I decided to prank them, so I shouted "GRENADE!". Ultron was shocked, he ran into a distance and hid into a cover. I ROFLed really hard, but instead Ultron being mad. He laughed with me.

"HAHAH! Good one, Ryan!"

"You should've seen the look on your face, man! HAHAHAHA!" I laughed even harder.

"Okay, let's get going. Nice meeting you, Rainbow Dash!"

"You too, Ultron."

We walked for a while. I continued talking to him.

"Hey dude, instead of calling you Ultron. How about Jack?

"Nahh. I don't like it."

"Geoff?"

"No."

"Gavin?"

"Nope"

"Michael?"

"Jesus, man. Those are the worst name you have ever got."

"Okay… How about… Ray?"

"Perfect!."

"Cool, man.

We laughed and continued to walk. It might be a start of a new adventure her in Equestria. Who knows what kind of dark, mysterious villain would come after us and fuck us like crazy? Well, I'm gonna be here for a long time to figure that out.