She doesn't know my name: I'm absolutely certain of that. There's no reason she should, after all.

But I know her name. Everypony in Equestria knows the name of Ponyville's resident princess. I roll the syllables around in my mouth like a malted milk ball, the air from my lungs coating my tongue like the sweetest possible chocolate: "Twilight Sparkle," I murmur. "Twilight Sparkle."

"Ummm," a voice says from somewhere to my right. "I'm Fluttershy, actually, Mr. Carob."

"Of course!" I blink, the butter-yellow pegasus on the other side of the counter peering out from behind a pink waterfall of a mane. Watching Princess Twilight fly past the open doors of the shop just now, I'd kind of forgotten I had a customer... "And how may I help you, Miss Butterfly?"

Muttering something I don't quite catch, she reaches her snout into her saddlebag, pulls out a list with her teeth, and sets it beside the two-for-the-price-of-one bags of assorted perennial flower seeds. "The usual, please."

"Of course," I say again, trying to recall if I've ever seen this pony before. She has a certain soft, soap bubble quality about her that seems familiar, but I've never cared for these stammering, waif types. No, a go-getter like me, the owner, operator, and sole employee of The Seed Shop, Ponyville's third most successful plant nursery—well, fourth most successful during those weeks when Golden Harvest decides to stay open late—I'm an up-and-coming business pony. Only the finest food, furnishings, and mares draw my attention.

Not that I've ever had the time or the bits to really investigate these finer things in life. 'Busy' is the root word of 'business,' after all, and while I subscribe to several magazines devoted to finery of every sort, reading those magazines as I fall asleep in my two-room apartment above the shop is pretty much the closest I've ever come to anything that might be called fine.

A quiet clearing of throat, and I realize I've been standing there staring at the display of starter citrus trees just to the left of my customer. "Yes, ma'am, Miss Butterfly!" I declare as jauntily as I know how, scooping her list from the counter and giving it a quick glance before stuffing it into the big pocket on the front of my coveralls. "I'll have these for you in a jiffy!"

Another mumble from her, but I've already turned, springing into action to grab the requested packets and pots and paraphernalia, leaping and bending and stretching: everything she's asked for seems to be either on the highest shelves or the lowest. It's quite the workout, gathering it all, but fortunately I've always been a sturdy stallion—an earth pony through and through—and one thing I don't mind in the slightest is hauling sacks of fertilizer or pallets of budding saplings. Yes, it'd be nice to hire a pony or two to help out, but again, that would take bits I never quite seem to have after paying my bills at the end of each month...

I'm halfway through the list, pulling down a small shovel from the rack behind the counter while balancing two periwinkle root balls in my front hoofs, when I suddenly remember filling this order before. This exact order. Five times in the past two months, as a matter of fact. I can even see the customer's account in my mind's eye, her page filed under 'F' in the big ledger behind the counter, and with a start, I realize that I—me of all ponies!—I have just now called my customer by the wrong name. Twice.

Wondering how anypony could go through this amount of planting material every two weeks—what's she doing, starting a nursery of her own?—I spin back, several packets of tomato seeds clenched in my teeth, ready to seriously apologize for getting her name wrong and jokingly accuse her of plotting to undercut my business—

And she's watching me with wide eyes, her face flushed, her lips partway open, her breath coming in nearly audible gasps.

A shiver rustles the fine hairs at the base of my neck, and I set the seeds on the counter beside the rest of her order. "Are you all right, Miss Fluttershy?" I ask her.

She gulps. "I—"

But a familiar voice from outside interrupts her, a bellow that's interrupted my life much more often than I'd like going all the way back to my school days: "Locust Bean! Got a bone to pick with you!"

Anytime I hear my old name, it makes me wince. But hearing it in that countrified contralto, Applejack herself now stomping in through the front doors, always holds a special level of unpleasantness. "It's 'Carob,'" I tell the farm pony. "I don't go by Locust Bean anymore."

"That don't make me no never mind." She tosses her head and nods to my customer. "Morning, Fluttershy. Go ahead and get'cher business done with this varmint: don't wanna keep you waiting while I yells at him."

"Yelling?" Miss Fluttershy seems to grow even paler. "Oh, Applejack, must you?"

I'm pretty sure I can feel the heat from Applejack's glare. "When he sells me bum seed, I do."

It takes some effort not to sigh. "Did you soak them properly this time?"

"I always follows the instructions!" Applejack slams a hoof down on the counter, all of Miss Fluttershy's merchandise jumping half an inch into the air before crashing and clattering back into place. "Same as I did with the last batch! And I got nothing but—!"

"Applejack!" The word jabs me as sharply as stepping on a rake. Snapping my head over, I almost gasp to see a glare on Miss Fluttershy's face that makes Applejack look like a petulant foal, the pegasus suddenly less flimsy soap bubble than hard and shimmering pearl. "I'm sorry, but I must ask you please to lower your voice! You and Mr. Carob are both honorable business ponies, and I'm sure any dispute between you can be solved without yelling or stomping!"

Silence crackles through the shop for a long moment, then Applejack says, "Well, now." I pull my gaze away from Miss Fluttershy—what in the wide, wide world of Equestria could've gotten into the mare?—and glance at Applejack only to see her glancing at me, those green eyes looking me up and down. She shifts her focus back to Miss Fluttershy, and a grin twitches her lips. "Something going on here I oughtta know about, sugarcube?" she asks, pushing her hat to the back of her head.

Miss Fluttershy's cheeks turn as pink as her hair, so when she hunches her shoulders, her mane sliding forward to cover her face, all I can see from her neck up is various shades of light red.

I'm so completely at a loss, I don't even notice the shouting that's begun outside until Applejack turns to the front door with a muttered, "What the hay?"

That's when the shouts become screams, and I find myself rushing around the counter, Applejack two steps ahead of me, the rumble of stampeding hoofs pricking my ears, shadows flickering in the mid-morning brightness of the street. Then a dark figure swoops through the doorway, purple light flaring from her horn to slam the doors behind her, the princess herself skidding across the polished wooden planks of my floor, her sides heaving. "Applejack!" Princess Twilight's gaze slides past me. "And Fluttershy! Thank goodness you're both still here!" I almost turn to stare at my customer—the princess knows her?—but the princess has finally fixed her attention on me. "How can we get upstairs, sir?"

"Uhh," is the only sound I manage to squeeze out, and before I can pull myself together any further—

"This way," a breathy voice says; this time, I do turn, and when Miss Fluttershy gestures to the stairway behind the counter, I find myself blinking at the steps like I don't clamber up and down the things multiple times every day.

"Come on!" the princess shouts, and she gallops to the stairs, Applejack and Miss Fluttershy right behind.

A heartbeat, then another, me standing staring with my mouth open. Then the situation—Princess Twilight Sparkle! In my shop! Running up to my room! Needing my help!—bursts over me like a water-filled balloon, and I follow the three mares as quickly as my hoofs can scramble, a large part of me hoping I remembered to clean up the breakfast dishes before coming down to work this morning.

Sliding into my living room—hardly a mess at all, I'm glad to see—I notice the patio door is open, Princess Twilight and the other two out on the deck I built over the roof of the shop, their front hoofs up on the railing, their necks bent to peer over at the street below. I join them, and for the second or third time in as many minutes, I'm struck speechless by what I see.

My shop's not located directly on the town square, but I'm reasonably close, a block-and-a-half from where the new library tree is just beginning to sprout. Eight-and-a-half blocks in the other direction, though, lies the edge of town, and beyond that, the nearest curl of the Everfree Forest. I've always taken the forest's nearness as something of a personal challenge, actually, my emporium of decent and orderly cultivation standing as a bulwark against the wild, untamed monstrosity that lurks at the end of the street. And with ponies running and shrieking away from the forest right now, I wonder just what might be going on down there.

Princess Twilight's voice, quiet and tense, reaches my ears, and I realize that she's been speaking to the others this whole time: "—been sensing weird vibrations all day, so I went to take a look. When I saw them coming out of the forest, I remembered seeing the two of you here, so I turned around and, well—" She waves a hoof at a group of things lumbering in this direction from the distant end of the street. "I was hoping one of you might know what they are!"

Squinting, I can see eight or nine of the creatures, long and roughly cylindrical, low to the ground and moving slowly, ponderously, sinuously. They've all got at least four legs, lumpy, brown, and twisted more like—

Like roots, I realize, their bodies all tangled vines, stems, and branches. But these are way too squat and way too slow to be timberwolves, and the heads of these things—

I lean forward against the railing, not at all sure that I'm really seeing what I seem to be seeing. Their heads are huge flowers, ball-shaped and bigger than a pony, thick with brightly colored petals, one creature's head-flower all orange, one all red, another a delicate robin's egg blue. Sickly green eyes glow from the front of each head-flower, though, wooden jaws jutting out from the bottom, the thorny teeth plainly visible even at this distance.

"Sweet Celestia," I hear myself whisper. "Those are crocodahlias!"

"I'm sorry?" A hoof on my shoulder makes me look away from the things, Princess Twilight right beside me, her eyes wide and her face serious, Applejack and Miss Fluttershy beside her looking just as concerned. "What did you say?" she asks.

My brain wants so very much to just turn off, to stop thinking so it can concentrate on her nearness, but shaking myself— "Crocodahlias," I tell her, memories popping around in my head. "One of my favorite books when I was a foal was Mythological Horticulture; it was all about the monster plants of the Everfree Forest." Realization strikes me as clear and bright as a wind chime in an afternoon breeze. "And I've still got a copy downstairs!" I push away from the patio rail and race for the doorway.

Multiple hoofs clatter behind me, and I practically leap all fifteen steps to the ground floor, vault the counter, spin around the corner to aisle 6 where I keep the gardening books. I haven't looked at Mythological Horticulture in years, but my eyes skim the shelves in search of the odd, dark-green spine I remember it having until— "Here!" I reach for the book, but a shimmering purple cloud envelops it; the book opens, pages flipping to the back.

It floats down to rest in mid-air in front of the princess. "Does it have an index?" she asks.

Applejack and Miss Fluttershy have crowded in on either side of the princess, the three mares intent on the book, but I'm shivering where I stand. The princess! Here! Looking through my books!

"Ah!" Her horn flares, the pages rifling to nearer the front. "Here we go!" Watching her eyes, I marvel at how quickly they slide back and forth, but I can't help noticing the frown that wrinkles her brow. "According to this, crocodahlias don't leave the swampier parts of the Everfree Forest unless their marshes are drying up." The princess looks from Applejack to Miss Fluttershy and back again. "I haven't heard anything about the Everfree experiencing a drought."

Applejack shrugs. "That dang forest: who knows what all might be going on in there?"

Another quiet gasp from Miss Fluttershy. "The new library tree!" She puts a hoof to her lips. "Rainbow was telling me a few weeks ago that the spells shaping it need so much water, the weather ponies have been tapping some of the streams in the Everfree Forest!"

Princess Twilight's frown deepens. "All right, so maybe we can use water to lure the crocodahlias back into the forest." She nods to Miss Fluttershy. "Come on! We'll need to round up all Ponyville's pegasi and raise a tornado from Highland Reservoir the way you did when we sent water to Cloudsdale! Then we can aim the cyclone toward this side of town, and—!"

"Ummm." Miss Fluttershy's ears fold. "You can't really aim a water tornado, Twilight. They mostly just go up and down."

"Buckets, then." The princess gives a nod. "Anything to get the water from the reservoir to here!"

Applejack's ears drop this time. "'Cept the reservoir ain't got but half as much water as usual 'cause, well, like Fluttershy says, we been using it to shape the libr'ry tree."

The princess stomps a hoof delicately. "Well then, what? We've got to try something, or who know what these monsters might—!"

"Snapdragons!" I shout. I've been so engrossed watching the princess that I almost forgot what everypony was talking about; I jump forward, jam a hoof into the book, and turn the page to what I've suddenly recalled is there. "They're the mortal enemies of crocodahlias!"

Half a second of silence, then Miss Fluttershy asks, "Mr. Carob? Do...do you mean those cute little flowers?" She points to the snapdragons growing in ceramic pots along the east wall of the shop.

"No, no, no!" I jab at the picture of cute little flowers in the book. "I mean, yes, they look a lot alike, but Everfree snapdragons are nasty things! They're a lot bigger, and while they don't move much, they're very territorial, make this horrible screeching noise, and have very strong jaws! I remember it saying in here that once they latch onto something, they hardly ever let go!"

The princess is skimming along the page again. "But you don't sell Everfree snapdragons here, do you, Mr. Carrot?"

"Carob!" I bark automatically; then, remembering who I'm talking to, I give a grin and a chuckle I don't feel. "Uhh, no, your Highness. Nopony would be crazy enough to keep those things in stock."

"All right, then." Princess Twilight slams the book shut. "We improvise. Fluttershy, you fly those regular snapdragons out as quickly as you can and lay them in a line stretching all across the street. Applejack, you plant each one firmly in the ground, and I'll fly back to the castle and get the notes I've been making on earth pony magic: I'm pretty sure I can get the flowers to grow larger and can probably make them screech, too." She spreads her wings. "Got it?"

"Got it!" Applejack shouts. She charges the front doors, whirls, and bucks them open. "Grab them flowers, Fluttershy, and let's get this garden party started!"

Princess Twilight, her wings pumping, shoots out over Applejack's head into the morning sunlight, and I realize that she didn't actually give me an assignment.

She's out of earshot before I can volunteer to help, but then Miss Fluttershy is swooping past and stumbling to a landing over by the snapdragon pots. The salty stink of her fear hits my nose hard, her eyes wide and rimmed with white, but she scoops up a double armful of flowers and flaps for the door.

That I was wrong about her being a soap bubble is getting plainer by the minute, and I run full tilt over to the east wall while calling out, "Applejack! Stay in the doorway! I'll slide the pots across the floor to you!"

"Slide?" Applejack asks, but as soon as I reach a pot, spin around, and shove it along the polished wooden floor toward her, she laughs. "Like playing hockey on the farm pond when we was foals!" She scoops the pot into her front legs and shoves it out the door before turning back and clapping her hoofs together. "Keep 'em coming, Locust Bean!"

"Carob," I mutter through clenched teeth, but then I'm grabbing and kicking, sending pot after pot skittering and clattering along the floor and hoping the princess has some reimbursement fund she can dip into for emergencies like this.

Miss Fluttershy is pulling flowers from the pots and flying them away every time I look up to get my bearings, but we've still only moved about half my snapdragon supply when I hear her wavery voice saying, "Applejack? Mr. Carob?"

Craning my head around, I see Miss Fluttershy shivering beside Applejack. "I know you're both busy, and yes, the crocodahlias are very slow, but, well, they're still getting awfully close and Twilight's not back yet and the snapdragons are just kind of laying out here on the ground and I don't know but maybe we should work on the second part of the plan for a little before the monsters actually get here?" She squeaks the last few words more than says them.

I turn and gallop toward the two mares, Applejack pulling the snapdragons out of the last pot and rushing outside. Nodding to Miss Fluttershy, I notice the blushes that blossom over her face as I pass her.

But then I'm out in the street, the shuffling, crackling and whiffling noises drawing my attention to the herd of crocodahlias a block away and still advancing steadily. A glance up and back toward Princess Twilight's castle on the other side of town doesn't show any sign of her sleek, purple form against the lazily drifting clouds between here and there, but I'm certain she must be—

"Locust Bean!" Applejack's voice, and I whirl to remind her—yet again!—what my actual name is.

But she's working with hoofs and teeth jabbing the snapdragons into the ground, most of the red and white and yellow chains of flowers laying in loose bundles all the way from my front door to Timothy Hay's restaurant on the other side of the road. "Kinda pressed fer time here," Applejack mumbles around a long double stem of purple blossoms.

I can't argue with that, and when Miss Fluttershy lands near the center of the snapdragon line, I see that she's got the small shovel I pulled from the wall earlier clutched in her hoofs. She's poking it ineffectually at the hard-packed soil of the street, so I hurry over. "If I might, miss?" I nod to the shovel. "I'll dig the holes; you put the flowers in."

She's shivering and blushing at the same time now, but she manages to hold the shovel up so I can more easily take it in my teeth. Then I'm stabbing the ground with all my strength, splitting the surface and jimmying open little cracks that I hope will be wide enough to hold the snapdragons in place. I quickly reach the other side of the street, and looking back shows me that Applejack has her half of the flowers in place while Miss Fluttershy is making good progress at getting the rest of them shoved into the holes I've been making.

Down the street, the crocodahlias are less than half a block away, their wooden jaws creaking open and snapping shut. Glancing up the street, though, I almost cheer at the sight of Princess Twilight streaking over the roofs of Ponyville, full saddlebags slung across her back. And then, right then, the idea bursts through me like the sun coming out from behind pegasus-driven clouds: this is the perfect moment for me to prove my true mettle to the princess, to make sure that she knows my name, to step up and make her realize I'm not just some guy who runs a plant nursery!

Quickly dropping the shovel, I call to the other two, "Here comes the princess! I'll see if I can distract the monsters to give her time to cast the spell!" I grab a mouthful of snapdragons and leap forward, sprinting toward the crocodahlias, waving the flowers around, and growling as deeply and ferociously as I can.

Three voices ring out behind me at more or less the same time: "Carob!" cries Miss Fluttershy's high-pitched waver; "Dag nab it, Locust Bean!" is Applejack's exasperated shout; and Princess Twilight, her voice panting and strained with exertion, yells, "Mr. Carrot! No!"

But I've already reached the first of the crocodahlias, its body a long woven barrel of roots, its head a massive orange flower, and I rear back, scissoring my front hoofs and swishing the snapdragons in a figure-eight pattern.

The crocodahlia arches one of its glowing green eyes, aims its log-like jaws in my direction, and hisses out a cloud of spicy floral scent that tickles my nose and throat. All at once, then, everything goes blurry, my lungs clenching tight, and my hoofs, trying to slip past the monster, don't land where I think they're going to; sneezing at the cloyingly sweet stink, I stumble, trip, and sprawl across the road.

I blink frantically, my eyes watering and itchy, but I manage to roll away from the big orange blob looming above me. But a red blob rises up to my left, a purple-and-white one behind it, and—

"No!" a voice shouts, and something yellow streaks across my cloudy field of vision; more blinking, and I gape at Miss Fluttershy landing between me and the crocodahlias, her stance wide and her spine straight, pointing her sharp as an arrow directly into the nearest monster's jaws. "I'm sorry, but you will not be doing that!" she declares.

The crocodahlia's eyes go wide, and then the most awful shrieking, groaning, warbling sound starts up to my left. The crocodahlia swings its flowery head toward the din, and when I do the same, I see what can only be a row of giant swaying snapdragons, their mouths open and that horrible noise coming out.

Hissing fills the air, and the fuzzy, colored balls of the crocodahlia's heads start backing away. I open my mouth to cheer, but I suddenly realize that, with my lungs seized up, I haven't taken a breath in quite a while. Blackness flutters around the unfocused field of blue in front of me, a smear of yellow and pink swimming vaguely into sight. A voice says "Carob?" several times, each repeat of my name more agitated than the one before. More voices join the first, but by then the blackness has seeped into every part of me—

And the next thing I know, I seem to be waking up. I still have voices in my ears, but they're much quieter now, not nearly as panic-stricken. I want to open my eyes, see where I am and what's going on, but I feel like I'm stuffed full of cotton: my head, my body, my legs. My throat's as dry as cotton, too, but everything else is so soft and warm and relaxed, I can't really get too concerned.

Still, I would like to know where and what, so I concentrate on the voices and on getting my eyelids to move.

"...the spores cleared from his lungs," one voice is saying, one I recognize as Princess Twilight's. "The doctors say all we can do now is wait for him to regain consciousness."

"Dag nab it, Locust Bean," comes a gentle mutter that almost sounds like Applejack.

"Carob," Miss Fluttershy says, and the sadness there forces my eyes open, squinting through the soft, bluish light at the three mares by the door of a room that isn't mine. Princess Twilight and Applejack are looking at a chart floating in the glow of the princess's horn, but Miss Fluttershy is looking at me, her ears perking and her eyes going wide. "He's awake!" She flashes all yellow and pink across the distance between the door and the bed I now see I'm lying in, her smile the most joyous thing I've seen in months. "Mr. Carob?" she asks, her words still a quiet tremble. "Can...can you hear me?"

"I—" I get out before the dryness in my throat chokes me.

A glass of water surrounded by purple light drifts over Miss Fluttershy's shoulder, Princess Twilight and Applejack moving to stand behind her.

Miss Fluttershy catches the glass in her hoofs. "Thank you, Twilight," she says, but her gaze never wavers from mine. "Can you sit up, Mr. Carob? It'll be easier to drink that way."

I nod, and a little scootching around shows me that I actually can sit up. She holds the glass while I sip from it, but the princess clearing her throat draws my attention to her, about half a scowl on her face. "I'm glad you're feeling better, Mr. Carob, but rushing those crocodahlias was very dangerous, and, well, kind of stupid, too: I mean, yes, it took a little longer than I'd thought it would to find a book that had a magical recording of the Everfree snapdragon's call, but—"

"Sugarcube?" Grinning, Applejack jabs an elbow at the princess's ribs. "I reckon ol' Locust Bean here feels plum beat up enough without you laying into him, too."

"Carob," Miss Fluttershy corrects her again just a fraction of a second before I can swallow the wonderful mouthful of water I've been letting trickle down between my tonsils.

Both Applejack and the princess blush, but it just makes the two of them look unhappy and embarrassed. Not at all like when Miss Fluttershy blushes... "You're right," Princess Twilight is saying, "and I'm sorry, Mr. Carob, for being so harsh."

I get the last of the water down. "Thank you, your Highness," I say, the scratchiness in my throat not quite enough to make me cough. "I'd forgotten all about the way crocodahlias use that pollen and spore spray as a defense mechanism." I shake my head. "So you're right: leaping at them like that was pretty stupid." Especially since it doesn't seem to have impressed the princess at all...

She nods and smiles. "You rest, then. I'll tell the doctors you're awake." She turns and trots from the room.

Applejack's still got that big grin on her face. "And don't you worry none 'bout your shop. Me and my sister Apple Bloom been opening the place the last couple days and—"

"Days?" I look back and forth between the two mares, my ears going tight.

"Four." A cloud of seriousness passes over Applejack, but then her grin comes back. "Fluttershy's been sitting here with you perty much that whole time, matter of fact."

Miss Fluttershy has frozen completely beside the bed, her hoofs still holding the glass of water, and several things all click together in my head: Miss Fluttershy's strange breathless expression while watching me work; those turquoise eyes peering out from the pink cascade of her mane; the defiant stance she took over me in the face of the oncoming crocodahlias...

"Thank you," I tell her, but she suddenly looks like a porcelain figure about to shatter. So I wrench my attention away and look at Applejack. "And thank you, too. You and your sister don't need to bother with my shop, though. I'll be—"

"Land sakes, Carob." She pokes a hoof at my knee. "That's what friends're for. And the way Apple Bloom's showing a knack for the seed business, might be you got yerself an after-school helper if'n you'd be interested." She winks and heads for the door. "Still, reckon I'll leave you two alone." She casts a glance back over her shoulder. "Just don't wear him out, Fluttershy." And the tap-tap-tap of her hoofs fades away down the hall.

Turning slowly to Miss Fluttershy again, I try to gaze gently: her delicate shimmer's come back, and even though I know now that there's much more to her than that, I don't want to make her uncomfortable by popping the soap bubble she puts around herself. Still, I can't keep myself from saying into the room's quiet, "You saved my life."

"Oh, well, I had to." She's still holding the glass, her smile as unsure as a mouse peering into a pantry. "You have exactly what I need for my garden, and you're always so helpful. And so cheerful." She shudders, her mane sloshing forward to hide part of her face. "And so handsome," she more mumbles than says, but she's right there beside me so I hear it quite clearly.

Looking at her makes me wonder what other finery might be out there in Ponyville that I've managed to overlook for all these years. I scoot around, take the glass, set it on the nightstand, and rest my front hoofs around hers. "And you're very beautiful," I whisper. "And very brave."

Everything about her shines like a daisy freshly opened to the morning sun. "And," I continue with a smile, "just a little bit sneaky, the way your list makes me stretch and bend so much."

Her eyes are like cabbage moths, lighting first on my hoofs, then on my face, then flittering away to look at nothing. "I—" She swallows, fear and excitement wavering in her fresh-as-water scent. "I enjoy watching you move," she finally says.

The warmth spreading over my cheeks and down along my neck makes me think I must be blushing, something I don't think I've ever done before. "Thank you," I say, then clearing my throat: "And I'd enjoy taking you to dinner once they let me out of here."

She perks up. "Oh! We don't have to wait! We can get dinner from the hospital cafeteria right here in your room if we ask! The nurses are very nice that way!"

That makes me blink—not exactly the finest food nor the most romantic setting. But gazing into Fluttershy's eager, friendly face, I realize that nothing in my life will ever be finer.