For four days and nights, Honey Badger toured around Equestria wondering what he will do next. Then he came to a train station, Ponyville train station. Honey Badger walked in a big circle for four days and he ends up back in Ponyville. But, Honey Badger didn't give a fuck that he ended up back where he started. Right now the locals knew who Honey Badger was. Honey Badger was the king of ZERO fucks given. Shit, if Honey Badger got challenged he would've fucked shit up like always like Lebron's hairline. Honey Badger walked to the train platform as he waited for the train to leave as the ponies around him trembled with fear.. Right now in the sky who happened to fly by a certain mare was flying over the train station with a bandaged left eye. How did that happen? Honey 'Motherfuckin' Badger threw that bitch through a wall that shattered the sound barrier. As soon as she laid eyes on Honey Badger, she saw red. Flying down toward him she stopped right in front of him.

"I see you have the guts, to show you're face again around here!", She growled t Honey Badger. Right now, a Grammar nazi is probably screaming because she used 'You're' instead of 'Your' but Honey Badger didn't give a fuck if a Rainbow Pegasus was using bad grammar. Right now he was concerned about the approaching train that was about smash into the Rainbow Dash and you know if Honey Badger is concerned you should be too because Honey Badger will tear that ass up like a bowl of Chili mixed with Laxatives. A sickening 'SPLAT' was heard as the train collided with Rainbow Dash at sixty miles per hour. Right now Rainbow Dash could die with pieces of her flying everywhere and traumatizing everyone, but since I can't be descriptive with gore and I love my audience and Rainbow Dash is best pony. I'll let her live.

Rainbow Dash was launched back at mach speed as she flew back. Meanwhile the new windows that costed around four thousand bits were being installed into Sugarcube corner.

"That's all Sweetie?", Carrot cake asked his wife, meanwhile a cyan pegasus was launched into the windows shattering them and Mr. Cake's bank account. Carrot Cake stood staring at what just happened and then realizes that he wasted money on.

"God fucking dammit!"

Right now the train has stopped and Honey Badger was boarding it. Right now everypony was moving away from Honey Badger because they knew he owned the world record of not giving a fuck. As the train began picking up speed, everypony knew that Honey Badger can derail this motherfucker like nothing and brutally slaughter everypony on the train. But right now, Honey Badger was heading to the Canterlot aka Stuck-up pony town that houses a castle and are about to get their asses handed to Honey Badger like a punk. As they neared the destination a waiter offered Honey Badger some tea. And di Honey Badger get tea? Of course Honey 'Motherfuckin' Badger got tea, he drank that shit up as freshman at their first high school party. Right now Honey Badger looked classy as fuck. All he need was a top hat, that thingy the Monopoly guy wears on his eye and he be the classiest motherfucker in all of Equestria. As they arrived at Canterlot, Honey Badger walked around the cabin.

"E-excuse me, sir?", a waiter told Honey Badger.

"Y-you need to be seated.", a punk-ass waiter told Honey Badger. Now if someone dares challenge Honey Badger you bet yo' sweet ass, they're going to get a can of whoop ass. But this guy offered Honey Badger tea, so he cool. As they exited the train, Honey Badger couldn't ignore the fact that all the rich-ass prissy unicorns looked down on the poor ponies. and Honey Badger you could bet was confused and angry, since Honey Badger was the one who was the leading expert of 'no fucks given'. So you bet Honey Badger was mad. As he walking around he bumped into some sissy-ass pony who went by the name of Blueblood. Now Blueblood was the biggest cunt in all of Equestria. You could put Pinkie pie and all the other annoying ass ponies and it still won't outmatch of how big a cunt Blueblood is.

"Excuse me! You seem to be clumsy if yo-!", Blueblood wasn't able to finish his sentence because Honey Badger canned his pansy ass. Like, literally canned. He stuffed him into a garbage can, there joke explained. After stuffing him in a garbage can and shutting the lid on him. Honey Badger picked that motherfuckin' trash can up and rolled that shit down a hill. You can guess what happened to Blueblood. The Nobles looked wide-eyed as Blueblood rolled down the hill and smashed into a cart. Garbage, fecal matter, and a lot of nasty stuff I can't describe because I don't want to lose my teen rating flew around and filled the streets. Blueblood curled into a ball as tears fell out of his eyes weeping from embarrassment and because he was covered in filth and other stuff you don't want to know.

Right now Blueblood was weeping while horrified onlookers couldn't do anything, they put their hooves up and backed away slowly as Honey Badger walked by ready to give no fucks to anypony in front of him. By now the guards have been notified of this 'Peasant' and were advancing on his position in a chariot. As soon as Honey Badger laid eyes on that chariot did Honey Badger snap. He jumped in the air like a graceful motherfucker and slashed the reins of the chariot. And who pulling that chariot? Not Motherfucking Honey Badger of course he don't give a shit. As the chariot spun out of control it smashed into Blueblood and exploded in a ball of flames and injured Blueblood even more, but does Honey Bear give a fuck?

Of course not he doesn't give a flying fuck. Shit if Honey Badger was to give a fuck, it'll mean the end of the whole universe and ponykind but he likes the ponies...sometimes. Man, Blueblood is lucky, Honey Badger didn't open a can of whoop-ass, did you know Honey Badger actually lifts? Blueblood is pansy who can't lift for shit, imagine that! Some 'Prince' who can't lift? Which royal family member doesn't lift? Not only that this motherfucker can get drunk off snake venom! You know how hardcore that shit is?

As Honey Badger walked away from the crash site, he was thirsty.

"Excuse me? Where can I find Snake venom?", yup you heard him, crazy ass Honey Badger said, 'Snake venom'.

"O-Over at the Everfree forest, sir.", a frightened passerby said. Shit, he was intimated by Mr. Honey Badger and he knew what Honey Badger can do to him. Send his ass all the way to the moon like Luna turn his ass into a satellite.

Author's Notes:

I couldn't bear the though of leaving you guys so here's another chapter expect more. And point out any grammar mistakes thanks to who ever Favorited this.