“Useless!  All of them!” I shouted in disgust as I flew into the park.  I then sighed as I flew over to one of the trees I usually slept in and landed on a branch.  I wish I could lay on a cloud but unfortunately all the clouds need to be used for the sky at the moment so there’s none to spare…and I know if I stay up high in the atmosphere and lay on the ones up there I’ll be bothered and pestered over what to do and how to organize the clouds when I’m supposed to be off duty…so to hell with that I don’t want to see any of those morons for a while…I’ll take a tree branch thank you!

“Rainbow Dash I lost my delivery sheet, Rainbow Dash I forgot where I’m supposed to be assigned to, Rainbow Dash I can’t remember what a stratus cloud looks like, Rainbow Dash I forgot how were supposed to breathe when we’re high in the low density atmosphere!” I whined with my hooves to the sides of my face, mimicking the numerous questions and complaints I got through the day.

But seriously…it’s freaking annoying!  I swear they did most of that crap just to spite me or to make me look like an incompetent regional director in front of the Cloudsdale elites.  I mean really…’I forgot how to breathe in the high atmosphere?’ We’re freaking Pegasi!  How can you forget our basic anatomy and how we can damn near reach the mesosphere and be perfectly fine?  Our bodies are born to live in the atmosphere with its low pressures and temperatures…so you asking me that is beyond ridiculous!  And how did the management take all of it?  

By chewing everyone’s flank out…mine most of all since it’s ‘my responsibility as regional blah blah to make sure my weather patrol staff is blah blah blah and to never blame them for blah blah flipping blah!’  I didn’t even hire half those ponies!  Hell I don’t even think I’ve hired a single pony period!  So why is it my fault that they can’t tell their heads from their flanks!?  And instead of chewing me out, how about you fire some of them or let me fire some of them!  I mean come on!  Ughh!  And because of them chewing everypony out, every single one of them got stressed and did their jobs worse than usual…which is going to lead to some major problems tomorrow!  And I know exactly who they’re going to blame for this…ughhh…ok…I really need to calm down…I need to rest and take a nap before I do something I might regret later!

I groaned in frustration as I lay back on the branch and put my forelegs behind my head and did my best to relax.  Although I found that hard to do after a day like today…and I found it especially difficult to do without a pillow or a blanket to help…I could fall asleep almost anywhere but I need to something to help speed up the process.  And to top it all off…my stomach ground ferociously telling me that I was hungry.  I groaned again as I rolled to my side and forced my eyes to close, trying my best to ignore the grumbling in my tummy.

It’s not working though…I’m starving…I didn’t eat breakfast nor did I eat lunch.  I don’t have any money until tomorrow and there’s nothing at my house for me to make so unfortunately that meant I had to go hungry.  I groaned once more at the tragic lunch that I didn’t get to finish yesterday…that sandwich that Fluttershy made for me…oh what I wouldn’t give for a taste of that scrumptious delectable sandwich right now...maybe I should stop by and ask her to make me something…hmm…no…The Amazingly Awesome Rainbow Dash will not beg for scraps and handouts when she’s down…nope…I’ll just suck it up, grit my teeth, and deal with my unfathomable hunger...

Ok ok thing about something else…focus on the cool breeze washing over me and gently tickling my coat…on second thought maybe I shouldn’t focus on that if I’m describing it like that…ok focus on the rather uncomfortable branch…well…that’s not going to help either…ok ok focus on Fluttershy…that kind mare that would feel bad for me and make me a nice warm sandwich for me…it would be so tasty and yummy with it’s nice tender-ahhh!  Damn it!  That’s not helping either…ok ok ok focus on…focus on…

“Oh Rainbow Dash!”  Focus on that voice that’s calling my name…wait…what?  Someone’s calling me?  

Oh come on!  I just got off work and already somepony’s calling me!?  If it’s a Pegasus pony about work I’m going to be pissed!  I mean what featherbrain screwed up this time!?  I swear to Celestia if its Derpy again I’m going to buy all the muffins in town so she doesn’t get any!  And if she tries giving me that ‘I was with Docotr Whooves in the TAR-whatever traveling through time and space’ excuse, I’m going to eat all them all in front of her just to make her suffer!

“Rainbow Dash…darling…I know you’re not asleep!”  I heard the voice call again…only this time I was more focused and could tell whose voice it was.  It was a very feminine and distinct sounding voice that could only belong to one pony.

“Rarity, please don’t tell me that’s you…” I responded grumpily as I opened my eyes and got up, sitting on the branch and looking down at the grinning white unicorn….who…was wearing a very fancy looking coat and hat…of course.  I groaned slightly as I raised my right hoof and rubbed my face.  

“And a very good afternoon to you as well Rainbow Dash…”  She greeted back rather smugly as she bowed her head slightly to try and be polite…I couldn’t less if she bowed her head or her entire body...it’s not like it matters to me what she does,  “Can we talk Rainbow?” She then asked sounding a little bit serious as her face changed to reflect her change in tone…great…what does she want…and how did she even find me this quickly?  I wasn’t even here for a couple of minutes and she found me!

“Wait…first off…how did you find me…I mean I know I’m rather awesome and eye catching no matter where I am…but I’m in a tree away from everypony’s eyes and it’s not like I’ve been here long to be noticed…so how did you find me so quickly?” I asked curiously and a bit unnerved as I raised an eyebrow at her…concerned that she might be stalking me for some weird reason.

“Oh well it’s late in the afternoon and you always take naps around this time…plus I know that because of the weather duties you can’t sleep on a cloud and must be in a tree…and there’s usually on three to four trees you normally sleep in so I checked them all and easily found you…that’s how I found you darling…” The unicorn explained rather boastfully as she tilted back her head and raised a hoof…trying to look graceful I guess.  My mouth dropped open as I looked at her surprised…am I really that predictable?  I mean yeah this is my normal sleeping time and…yeah I do have a couple of favorite spots I like to sleep at…but…I can’t be THAT predictable!  Ah….damn it…I really should mix things up more…maybe I’ll sleep on a cloud in a tree or a tree on a cloud in another tree…hmmm…nevermind.

“Would you come down now please?”  She asked politely as she put her hoof down, I groaned slightly as I really wasn’t in the mood for this but…I can’t refuse one of my friends if they want to talk…it could be something really serious for all I know.

“Yeah alright…” I agreed trying not to sound annoyed or reluctant as I opened my wings and jumped off the branch.  I glided down to her but didn’t land on the ground and instead stayed a few feet above her…

“Come dear…walk with me…talk with me.”  She then practically ordered in a teasing tone as she raised her hoof and waved it at me as if gesturing me to follow her…turning around shortly after and started to walk off.  I rolled my eyes and nodded at her even though she wasn’t looking…although…I’m not exactly going to be walking with…

“I’ll stick to flying thank you…” I replied as I flew up and tagged alongside her not wanting to walk and instead stick to the air.

“Yes fine whatever…” She responded in a dismissive tone not really caring what I do…gee thanks for your approval Rarity.  I rolled my eyes again before looking at her seriously…she wasn’t even looking at me…she was just looking forward with a cheeky grin on her face…I know that grin…that’s the ‘I’ve got some diabolical plan to mess with Rainbow Dash’ grin…

“So…what did you want to talk about?” I then asked getting back to the topic at hand and pretty much trotting into the clutches of her evil plan…it’s not like I have a choice right now…I became ensnared in her trap the moment she found me…

“Well first off…” She began in a sly tone as she turned her head to look at me, the grin in full effect to the point where it made me back off a few feet in discomfort. “You know those books you dropped off last night?’ She then asked reminding me about my late night drop off.

“Yeah…what about them?” I replied remembering full well what happened…I went over…I dropped the books on her doorstep since she wasn’t home then I left…why is she…oh crap…no…no no no…please tell me this isn’t going where I think this is going!

“Well…it seems that since you left them outside on my doorstep….some…unfortunate accidents happened to them…” The fashion pony said still in a sly tone as her grin grew, confirming my unfortunate suspicions.

“…you’ve got to be kidding me…” I said in a low monotonous voice as I stared at her in disbelief.  Seriously?  Freaking seriously!?  This is absurd!  What are the freaking chances of something like this happening?  I know what’s going to happen…she’s going to make me do something for her…ughhh come on!  Seriously!   What’s next?  Pinkie Pie is going to tell me that I somehow burned all her cupcakes?   Maybe I should go break something of the Wonderbolts so they make me join them in order to cover the damages…ughh…if only it were that simple though…

“No I’m afraid not dear…now I have nothing to read over the course of winter…so because of this I would like you to-

”

“No! No! NO!”  I shouted as I stopped and crossed both my forelegs in front of my face making a giant X.  “I’m doing it!  It’s not my fault you weren’t home and that I had to leave the books there…and I refuse to do whatever it is you want me to do!  I’ve done too much crap lately and I don’t want to do anymore!” I then said in an annoyed tone as I turned around and folded my hooves across my chest in defiance.  I’m done doing favors for ponies…unless you’re a Wonderbolt…and besides…I just know she’s going to make me play dress up or something in some fancy over designed dress that’s going to make me look stupid…yeah no way in hell am I doing that!

“Oh but Rainbow Dash…you must take responsibility for your actions and for you carelessly leaving them out in the open like that!” The mare with the purple mane pointed out in a loud tone that almost sounded unbefitting…I say almost because I know she can be very loud at times when she wants to be...

“Fine fine I’ll pay you back for the books when I get paid tomorrow…well technically I’ll pay Twilight back tomorrow since they were her books and…I don’t know…I’ll buy you a candy bar or something…whatever…”  I retorted as I turned around to see her looking…rather aggravated at my resistance…too bad.  I accept responsibility for it…but accepting responsibility doesn’t equal being a slave…I’ll make it up to her and pay for everything…but I’m not going to play dress up over some damaged books…

“I’m sorry Rarity…but I’m not doing whatever it is you want me to do…” I then apologized knowing full well this would upset her…but like I said I’ll make it up to her later.  I turned around and started to fly off…hoping to maybe find berries in a bush or something to quench my hunger.

“Oh but whatever shall I tell Fluttershy when I get back to my boutique?” Rarity then said as I as I was flying away…in a very overdramatic tone…

“Fluttershy?” I immediately said as I turned back around to face her, seeing her giving an overdramatic pose as she held a hoof to her forehead with her eyes directed at the sky.  “She’s back at your boutique?” I then asked a bit loudly as I started to fly back over to her.  When I did she looked down and a grin slowly appeared on her face…a grin that screamed ‘got you’…ah damn it she does…as soon as she said Fluttershy’s name I was hooked…I couldn’t help it though…I was instantly worried that she’s like holding her hostage or something…I know I know she’s not…it’s irrational fear…but like I said I couldn’t help it…

“Why yes…she came by earlier…how do you think I found out that it was you that dropped off the books last night?” She replied with her smug tone returning, pointing out some logic that I might have missed earlier…yeah how would Rarity find out if Fluttershy didn’t tell her…I mean it’s not like I left a note on the books or anything.  

“And when I told her what happened to the books she just felt awful for it all…even though it wasn’t her fault she still felt bad and apologized for it…you know how she is.” Rarity then went onto explain as she looked to the side and put a hoof to the side of her face…trying to be overdramatic again I guess…and yeah…that does sound like Fluttershy…

“Yeah I know…” I agreed with a sigh as I looked down slightly at the ground below me.  Knowing her I bet she also tried to take all the blame for herself…but Rarity probably saw through that and knew it was me…and Fluttershy probably still apologized…hell she would apologize even if she wasn’t involved in the first place…that’s just the kind of mare she is…

“So she’s back at my boutique helping me…and I thought since you had a part in the accident as well you’d lend your services as well…” The white unicorn then began in a very condescending tone as she turned around and started to leave, still looking at me though and seeing the expression on my face…knowing full well what I’m about to do…

“But I guess that since you don’t want to…I’ll just have to go back and tell her-”

“Wait…” I spoke up, cutting her off as I held a hoof out towards her,  “I’ll do it…I’ll go…if Fluttershy’s helping you already then I have to help…I can’t leave her hanging like this…especially since it’s not her fault whatsoever…” I then said, agreeing to whatever it was she wanted as I flew up to her, watching her smile and nod her head as if saying-

“Oh I just I knew you’d would agree…call it my intuition…” She then said with a giggle as she looked forward and started the walk back to her boutique with me following close behind…yeah modest much?  Well…coming from me that doesn’t mean much but still….

“Speaking of Fluttershy…” The victorious sounding unicorn then said, changing the subject as we left the park and entered Ponyville streets, “How do you feel about her?” She asked changing from smug to serious as she looked up at me with an eyebrow raised.  …what does she mean about how I feel about her?  Is she talking about the dating thing?  Did Fluttershy not tell her that I was ok with?  I’m pretty sure Fluttershy would’ve said so…maybe she forgot or didn’t get the chance and that’s the real reason Rarity’s out to get me…and the book thing…hopefully…

“I told her that it would be ok and I was fine with dating other ponies…” I answered as I looked at her seriously, knowing that this was a very important topic.  However, her reaction was not expected, she groaned and rolled her eyes…like she was disappointed with my reaction…or maybe she’s not taking this as seriously as I thought she was, either way it kind of ticked me off!

“Look you better find Fluttershy a great pony…if you don’t and she’s upset I’ll ruin every one of your dresses and make Applejack live with you to drive you insane!”   I threatened as I got in front of her and stopped at her, glaring at her hoping to intimate her to get serious…although…again much to my surprise her reaction was completely the opposite of what I expected…she started to snicker before laughing rather warmly at what I said…w-what?  Did I say something funny?  Is there something on my face?  Or does she think I’m kidding?

“I understand dearie…I promise to get her the best pony in all of Equestria…” The confusing unicorn finally replied after her laughter died down...smiling at me in a gentle way rather than an arrogant way…she then walked passed me as I struggled to understand what the hell just happened.   So…was…she being serious the whole time and looked like she didn’t care…or was he just trying to tick me off on purpose…I don’t know…I’m really confused at this whole thing…but I’m not going to let her know that.

“G-Good…I’m going to hold you to that promise…”  I retorted with a slight stutter as I turned around and once again followed her.

“Oh and by the way.” The azure eyed unicorn began as she turned her head to look back at me. “That last thing about Applejack…that sounds more like a positive incentive than a threat…” She then admitted in a soft tone and with a wink before she quickly moved her head back forwards, her hat almost falling off from the sudden motion.

“Wha?” I simply said in bewilderment as I raised an eyebrow at her and continued to follow her.  Are Applejack and her on better terms than I previously thought?  Last time I checked they can only be in the same room for a certain amount of time before they start getting on each other’s nerves…so why would living with her be an incentive?  Oh forget it…maybe she thought I was bluffing and was trying to call it or something…whatever.

As Rarity and I continued walking through the streets of Ponyville we eventually started to walk through the market with a bunch of vendors and ponies trying to sell food.  The sights and smells of all the food around me was starting to make my mouth water…I’m so damn hungry…why couldn’t we take another path to the boutique…the less torturous route?  I couldn’t control myself and found myself flying over to a nearby barbeque vendor.  I looked down at all the food and licked my lips at the thought of tasting some of that deliciously looking food.

“Maybe I help you…” I heard the vendor ask in a rather dull tone…which sounded oddly familiar now that I think about it.  I looked up at the-

“AHH IT’S YOU!” I shouted in shock after I saw who the vendor was, “You’re the waiter from the restaurant!  What are you doing here?  Did you get fired from that fancy place or something?” I then said angrily and slightly teasingly with a smirk as I pointed my hoof at the brown stallion…who was still wearing the same exact waiter’s outfit!  Geez!

“…may I take your order?” He asked as he slowly blinked and stared at me with a blank expression, obviously not at all influenced by my words…Wh-What the hell?   Don’t you dare ignore me!  No wait…nevermind do!  I was edging to blow some steam off anyways!

“Ohhh! I got a special order for you!” I replied both happy and angry as I raised my hooves and started to crack them, getting them ready for a quick small beat down, “It’s going to involve a lot of vengeance and payback!”   I then said with a cocky grin as I raised my hooves at him...all he did was slowly blink at me still not affected by what was happening in front of him…does change that expression of yours?  Well…I know something that will…it’s going to involve some force though!

“Rainbow Dash what are you doing?” I then heard Rarity shout, drawing my attention away from the flankhole before me.

“I’m about to give this flank a very special brand of street justice!  The Rainbow Dash brand of street justice!” I informed her as I turned back around to face the stallion…who was still very unamused by the whole situation and just slowly blinked again.  I so freaking hate you…

“We don’t have time for this nonsense Rainbow…so come on!” Rarity shouted back which caused me to turn back around to see her giving me a very enraged look…oh come on!  I have this stallion right in front of me!  I just can’t back away now when he’s standing right there!

“Just give me a few minutes!  I swear it won’t take me long!” I replied almost pleadingly as I tried to convince her to just let me do what I do…it really wouldn’t take that long…

“Now Rainbow Dash!  Do you want to keep Fluttershy waiting?” She responded almost furiously as she as she raised her hoof and hit the ground, not giving me an inch on this subject unfortunately.

“But…But….” I tried to counter but when she brought up Fluttershy I couldn’t think of anything…I mean she’s right…she’s been there for who knows how long waiting for us…I really shouldn’t make her wait any longer.   “Arghh…alright…” I said very reluctantly in defeat before sighing and letting all my legs go limp.  I hung my head down low as I slowly flew up behind Rarity.

She nodded and gave a ‘hmpf’-ing sound as if saying ‘That’s what I thought.’  Then she turned around and started to resume her walking.    I looked back very scornfully at that stallion was not even looking at me and was just looking forward as if nothing had happened…not looking like he cared one bit.  Ohhhhh I’m so going to get you…this time Fluttershy saved you…a-again…but just you wait…one day that won’t be the case and you will rue the day you pissed off this awesome Pegasus!

When we finally arrived Rarity opened her door with her magic…causing the little bell to ring notifying our entrance.  Rarity trotted in with me following close behind.  When I entered I landed on the ground and folded up my wings.  I noticed there were flowers everywhere…which wasn’t going to help my hunger issue at the moment.  I shook my head and turned around to see Rarity closing the door behind her…she then took off the ridiculous stuff she had on and put them away.  Then she walked up past me and cleared her throat.

“Oh Fluttershy…look at the stray I found off of the streets…I felt so sorry for the dear I brought her back…” Rarity announced loudly in a teasing tone in order to get Fluttershy’s attention…who wasn’t in the room so if I had to guess she was in the other room already in a dress or something…wait is she making me sound like a stray cat?

“Don’t make me sound like I’m a homeless animal or something…and you didn’t get me from off the streets, you got from a tree…” I annoying pointed out as I looked at her with my eyes narrowed…she giggled in response to this and I blinked a few times before realizing what I said.  

“Wait no…that came out wrong!” I then said with a sigh as I facehooved at what I said….which caused Rarity to giggle more and I wanted to say something else but the sight of a canary mare entering the room caught my attention before I could utter a syllable.

“Oh welcome back Rarity…” The timid Pegasus greeted with a smile as she trotted into the room…wait she’s not wearing anything and certainly doesn’t sound sad or remorseful!

“Oh and hello Rainbow…how are you?” She then went onto to politely greet as she looked at me, her smile growing slightly as she titled her head at me.  Before I could say anything back I heard my stomach growl loudly as if recognizing the sound of the mare that could give it delicious food…

“Hungry…I didn’t eat anything all day…” I admitted truthfully with a snicker as I decided to go with it instead of being embarrassed at my stomach’s outburst.   I heard Rarity sigh in disappointment next to me…I don’t know what she was expecting other than a ‘Hi’ but whatever…

“Oh…you are…I’m sorry…if I didn’t use your kitchen yesterday you would have food to eat today…” Fluttershy responded feeling guilty…which I should’ve seen coming…she has to blame herself for everything.  I sighed to myself as I once again had to tell her that once again it’s not her fault and she shouldn’t blame herself…I need to wear a shirt that says ‘It’s not your fault’ and every time she does this I’m just going to point to it…

“No…it’s ok…If you didn’t make me anything yesterday I would’ve starved yesterday…so either way I would be hungry…” I said dismissively as I shrugged it off, raising my hoof up and waving to her.  She didn’t respond and looked down still feeling down…I knew that the best way to bring her out of it was to change the subject entirely…and I know exactly what to change it to.

“So what’s Rarity making you do for her?  She’s dressing you up isn’t she?” I asked half curious and half serious as I moved my head slightly so I could see Rarity out of the corner of my eye.  She blinked once before a big innocent smile appeared on her face.  Yeah…you know where I’m going with this don’t you?

“No…why would you ask that?” Fluttershy answered sounding surprised I would ask something like that.  My eyes narrowed which caused Rarity to look nervous as I went to ask one more question to seal her fate.

“Isn’t she making you do things to-”

“Fluttershy!” Rarity shouted frantically, catching Fluttershy’s attention and cutting me off before I could go in for the kill, “Rainbow’s very hungry…why don’t you go make her something?” She then said suggested before I could say anything else…and I wanted to say something but….well…my stomach said for me to keep quiet…he liked where this was going.

“Well…I guess I could…but I would have to go home to get her something.” Fluttershy offered as she looked down slightly and put a hoof to her chin, most likely trying to think of something quick and easy that she could make and bring back here in a short amount of time…I don’t care where she goes or what she makes as long as I can eat it!

“Oh no just use my kitchen…in fact…I just got all the ingredients yesterday to make that special food…you know the one I’m talking about right…” The unicorn with azure eyes responded now calming down to the point where she wasn’t sounding desperate, “Why don’t you make it for her?  I’m sure she would like that…right Rainbow?” She finished as she looked at me confidently…believing she just averted a catastrophe…well…she has…for now

“As long as it’s edible and can fit in my mouth I don’t care what it is…” I remarked truthfully as I was about ready to chew on the flowers surrounding the room.

“Excellent…we’ll consider it an afternoon snack complete with tea…” The snowy unicorn said delighted as she clapped her fore hooves together in giddiness…yeah let’s forget about the tea please.   Fluttershy however…didn’t look that optimistic…

“Oh but I can’t do that to you Rarity…I can’t use your kitchen like that and use all your ingredients you bought…” The cream colored Pegasus remarked as she shook her head slightly.  That didn’t stop you from going into my kitchen and making me a sandwich…so why stop now?

“Oh posh Fluttershy…did you forget what element I am?  Why I wouldn’t be able to get up in the morning, look myself in the mirror, and call myself the Element of Generosity if I didn’t let one of my dear friends use my stock to make us a tasty treat…”  Rarity replied reminding her of her element with a very prideful look on her face as she put her right hoof to her chest.  …really…you look in the mirror every morning and say your element to yourself…choo choo…now arriving at Issuesville…next stop Weirds City…

“A-Alright Rarity…if you don’t mind I guess I could make it…” Fluttershy agreed with a smile as she nodded.  Then she turned around and left the room…most likely going to the kitchen to make…whatever it is she’s going to make…and leaving us alone.

“So…” I started rather slyly as I turned my head slowly towards the growing more frantic by the second Rarity, “What happened to the ‘her apologizing and feeling bad about ruining your books’ thing you were talking about earlier?” I asked with a cocky grin and an eyebrow raised…cornering her as I knew she had some explaining to do.

“N-No time Rainbow!  Let’s get you dressed up…I have to get this done before tomorrow!” Rarity replied in a desperate tone as she got behind me and started pushing me to wherever the dress was.  I chuckled slightly because we both knew where this was going to end up eventually…I decided to let it go until Fluttershy got back however…it’s best she’s here so we both know how she used us…for…I don’t know what…maybe she’ll explain that as well!

“Alright…just as long as it’s nothing stupid or uncool…” I agreed as I rolled my eyes and let her lead me to her dressing area…getting a very bad feeling about this.

“Oh of course dear…now just hold still as I put on the outfit.”  The replied as her magic brought over a clothing rack filled with all kinds of clothes.  Now I was really getting a bad feeling about this.  I looked around and noticed all the windows were wide open and I could see ponies passing by.

“Wait!”  I shouted loudly as surrounded a specific outfit on the rack with her magic.  She stopped and looked at me a bit surprised at my outburst, “Close all the windows and close all the blinds…I don’t want anypony seeing me wear…whatever it is you’re going to make me wear…I have my reputation to keep you know!”  I practically demanded in a serious tone as I pointed to all the windows.  Rarity’s mouth dropped for a second and looked at me funny before she closed her eyes and started giggling.

“Why of course Rainbow…” She thankfully agreed as she used her magic to shut all the windows and the blinds like I asked…and hopefully nopony would be able to see me now.  I gave a big sigh of relief as I looked at her gratefully.

“Thanks Rarity…” I thanked with a smile, happy she complied with my demands.  I know Fluttershy’s in the other room…but hopefully she’ll be too busy making food to come in here to see me in whatever unbefitting outfit Rarity has me put on.

“Oh it was nothing dear…” She shrugged off with a comforting grin as she once again grabbed the outfit with her magic and brought it over from the rack.  It was a black outfit that…actually didn’t look like a dress at all…

“Now hold still…”   She then suggested as the outfit came over to me…in fact it actually looks like something a…oh my Celestia…

“Wait no please tell me that isn’t-! I tried to say before the outfit came over to me and a bright flash of light cut me off from going on.  When I opened my eyes I looked down and found myself wearing the outfit she selected for me…a black tux that looked like it belonged on a colt than a mare…in fact it most likely was!

“There…it’s a perfect fit like I thought!” Rarity proudly declared with a smile as she clapped her fore hooves together.  I moved around a bit and true like she said there wasn’t any problems with its size…though…there was a taxing problem that I had to bring up…aside from…you know…it being for the wrong gender.  

“You’re making me wear a tuxedo…for a colt…it’s not even for a Pegasus stallion…there’s no holes for my wings and it’s really uncomfortable!” I pointed out a bit annoyed as I looked at my sides and wanted to rip holes in them so my wings could escape and taste freedom like they deserve.  I looked back up at her with an unamused expression on her face as she used her magic to retrieve her pair of glasses she normally wore whenever she was designing dresses and put it on her muzzle.

“Why yes it us…I need someone to test fit for me and you’re the perfect candidate…your body is very similar to a normal colt...and I’m sorry about your wings but hang tight and hold still while I make some final adjustments” The fashion unicorn explained a bit seriously as she started to move around me, using magic to bring her some different types of fabrics and needles and…what the hell did she say about my body?

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I darkly asked as I narrowed my eyes at her…is she calling me a guy…I mean I know I’m rather…tomcolt-ish and don’t exactly have a typical build for a mare…but that doesn’t mean I have an Adam’s apple for crying out loud!

“I mean that your very athletic body is not normal for mares and puts you along the lines of a typical colt…which is why the tux fits you perfectly…the measurements for you and the colt this was meant for is almost exactly identical.” The infuriating mare answered as she went behind me and started to work on the back, sowing things on and putting pins in.  Oh come on!  I’m not like one of those huge stallions…and even if I am a bit muscular that shouldn’t mean that…I….well…ah damn it...

“Geez why don’t you just come right out with it and say that I’m a guy complete with a working di-AHHH!” I tried to sarcastically say before being cut off by a painful prick in my flank.  I looked back and saw Rarity ta-AHHH-king a pin out from my flank with a disgusted look on her face.

“What your mouth Rainbow…it’s unbefitting for somepony in a tux…” She then said with a teasing grin on her face as she went back to work on sowing things…oh ha ha very funny…here let me poke you with a pin and see how you like-

“O-Oh my…” I soft spoken voice said from the entrance of the room, cutting my thoughts off and preventing me from making some sort of remark towards Rarity.  I turned my head and saw a cream colored Pegasus standing at the doorway with a hoof to her mouth obviously shocked by what she saw.

“Fluttershy!” I shouted completely embarrassed as my eyes went wide.  Great…Fluttershy saw me like this…I was kind of hoping she stayed in the other room so this wouldn’t happen.  Well…I know she won’t tell anypony about this…but still…I’d rather her not see me in this getup.

“So-Sorry…the…the food’s in the oven…and…I came in here and…Dash…you look so…so…” The slightly blushing Pegasus tried to explain why she’s here as she struggled to find words to say and couldn’t find a word  to describe how I looked…yeah…I got a word she can use…

“Ridiculous?” I said dully as I looked away ashamed, knowing that was probably the word she was going to use.

“Ravishing?” Rarity suggested in an excited.  I looked over at her with my eyes narrowed and she just smiled at me innocently.

“Uncomfortable…” Fluttershy then remarked…which surprised both me and Rarity as we both looked over to her with shocked expressions on our faces, “I mean…there’s no openings for your wings and I know it must be tearing you up inside for you not to move them at all…” She then explained calmly which surprised me that much more…she…she instantly knew one of my biggest problems with my tux…my poor wings being held captive in this stupid outfit!

“Yeah I know!  It’s freaking annoying!” I agreed annoyed as I looked back at my sides at the spots where my wings should be and gritted my teeth, desperately wanting to open them and tear the hell out of this tux…but…I kept my cool and didn’t do it.

“But even so you’re still doing your best to keep helping Rarity by staying still…” Fluttershy then said which caused me to look bat up at her with another surprised look on my face.  D-Damn…she knows that I’m uncomfortable and she knows why I can’t break free…

“Y-Yeah…” I simply said as I looked to the side, not able to look at her anymore as she left me speechless with her observations…

“You’re a really good friend Rainbow…and to be honest…if any mare could pull of a tuxedo look…it could only be you…”  She then complimented in a gentle tone which only made me that much more speechless…I felt a warm blush form on my face as I opened my mouth to say something.

“Y-Yeah…T-Thanks Fluttershy…” I struggled to thank graciously as I continued to look away, not wanting her to see the blush on my face…Rarity, however, had a clear line of sight though and smiled very brightly and enthusiastically.  Oh crap…I don’t like where this is going…

“Awww…isn’t that lovely?” Rarity commented in a very overly cutesy tone of voice as she put both her hooves to the sides of her face. I groaned as I didn’t want to be known as ‘lovely’ and looked forward.  I cleared my throat and put a hoof to my chest to give off my best pose.

“It-It’s not lovely…sh-she’s just pointing out that…that I look awesome in anything…yeah…it doesn’t matter if I’m in a tux, a dress, or a clown suit I can make anything look great…I’m just that spectacular!” I explained trying to return to my normal demeanor and clear any incorrect thoughts away from Rarity’s mind…I don’t think it worked however…when I looked back she was still looking wayyyy too happy.

“Oh come now…a few moments ago you were grumpy and hostile and now you’re calm and gentle…care to explain why?” The white mare responded sounding mischievous as she poised that question to me.  Crap…I don’t know what to say to this…I can’t just say ‘It’s because of Fluttershy…her presence just exudes peace and tranquility’ …she’d never let me live it down and call me a softie for as long as I lived in Ponyville.

“That’s because I’m starving and I had to deal with featherbrains all day!” I explained avoiding the question and instead focusing on why I was so grumpy and hostile…I mean come on…if you were hungry and had to deal with stupid ponies on a job you’d be frustrated and upset as well.  Of course she didn’t accept my answer and only giggled as she shook her head…ready to ask me to clarify more on the ‘Why I’m more calm now’ part.

“Oh dear…are you still having problems with the weather patrol?” I heard Fluttershy ask me in concern.  I immediately turned my head and looked at her with sadness in her eyes obviously troubled by my horrible day on the job.  I took this as an opportunity to quickly change the subject before that smug overdramatic unicorn had a chance to say anything.

“Y-Yeah!  We’re still behind schedule because of a lot of them!  I’m going to be short hooved when I take the birds down South because I have to leave most of my flight crews here to finish up with the sky.” I agreed in a shout before calming down and explaining the situation to Fluttershy…who looked down slightly at the ground.

“Oh I’m sorry Dash….I wish I could help you…but…I don’t think I would be much help in arranging the clouds in the sky…that sounds like you need training and experience...more than what I have with my small delivery experience.” Fluttershy apologized obviously looking like she wanted to help but couldn’t.  Are you kidding!?  Training and Experience?  Those hacks don’t have that and you still blew most of them out of the water with your simple delivery!  But…you do kind of have a point…I can’t risk you doing something so complicated…I mean it’s already a nightmare and adding you in there could potentially make it worse…

“Well…why don’t you help me take the birds down South…I mean…you’re good with animals and we could really use the help…” I then suggested, getting slightly excited by the prospect of Fluttershy joining me down to Rio De Jemareo…probably more than I should now that I think about it…

“O-Oh…w-well…I wish I could…but…I never flown that far before…I…I don’t think I could make it…” Fluttershy refused in a soft tone as she backed up slightly.  Damn it…yeah…she’s kind of right…it’s a very long flight and I don’t know if Fluttershy-

“Yeah she’s right Dash…she’s too weak of a flyer…she probably wouldn’t even make it out of Ponyville.” Rarity agreed sounding a bit rude.  I slowly looked over at her to see her shaking her head at me as if saying ‘Don’t let her go with you; she’ll only hold you back.’

“Now why the hell are you saying that for?  Fluttershy’s a great flyer!  She could probably make it down South and back no problem!” I shouted at her as I felt enraged…pissed off at what she said.  Where the hell does she get off saying that about Fluttershy?  Can she fly?  No!  Has she seen Fluttershy fly enough to make any of those judgments?  No!  Is she being a horrible friend right now?  Hell yeah she is!  

“Well alright…if you think she can then she can…” She then agreed with a shrug and a slight grin as she went back to work on the tuxedo…wait what?  Just like that?  What the hell?  You seemed so adamant about her not going with me and you just give in like that?  I can’t be THAT good right?

“B-But….I don’t think I can Dash…” Fluttershy then said almost in a whisper as I turned back to see her looking at the ground depressed…even after what she did yesterday she’s still not confident in her flying abilities.  Well I’m about to change that…  

“Yes you can…I know you can…don’t worry…you can do it…and if anything goes wrong I’ll be there for you…just think of it like we’re taking a vacation flight…just…with a lot of birds…” I encouraged as I gave her a supportive smile, which caused her gasp slightly as she looked at me with her eyes widening and her ears drooping down.  The then took a deep breath before she closed her eyes for a second, then opening them and looking back at me with her lips forming into a sweet smile.

“A-Alright Dash…I’ll do it…” She finally agreed in her normal soft tone as she nodded slightly to me with her ears popping back up.  I made a slightly laugh as I looked away.  I knew she would agree…she just needed a little push.  I looked back at Rarity ready to say something else at her about her lack of support but instead I saw a very gentle smile on her face as she titled her head slightly.

“Fluttershy I think you should go check on the food…” She then suggested as she turned to look at Fluttershy.  Who blinked a few times at what she said before making a loud gasp.

“Oh dear you’re right!” The canary Pegasus agreed before quickly turning around and rushing out of the room…her mane flailing behind her...I’m sure the food is fine…she hasn’t been in here that long for anything to burn…but I guess its better safe than sorry…

“Rainbow Dash…” Rarity called rather seriously after Fluttershy left…oh great I should’ve known…she made her leave so she could talk to me about something embarrassing or stupid…why didn’t I see that coming?

“Yeah…” I very reluctantly responded as I turned my head around to see her finishing up a patch on the back of the tux, she then looked up at me and brushed her mane out of her face so she could look at me seriously.

“Do you really think Fluttershy can make it all the way down to there to Rio De Jamareo?” The white unicorn asked sounding worried as she used her magic to adjust her glasses on her muzzle.  …uhhh I thought we went over this already?

“Like I said before of course she can!” I almost shouted at her annoyed as I narrowed my eyes at her slightly in confusion…I mean before she sounded like she didn’t want her to go, then she approved, and now she’s worried. “Why are you so random about this topic? I then asked confused as I leaned my head my head back and raised an eyebrow at her.

“Well it’s just…I’m a little worried about Fluttershy…I mean bless her heart I know she tries her best…but she’s not you when it comes to these types of flying situations and that is cause for concern…” She answered with a sigh as she looked down and started to work on another patch…ok first she was putting her down and now she’s worried about her…I mean I know she’s not me in terms of flying ability…but that doesn’t mean she has zero flying ability!

“Look I know her…when push comes to shove she really shoves back…she has a lot of innate talent in her that she herself doesn’t even know she has…I mean she went from a point five to a two point three to a solid five point zero in three days flat…and I’m not even sure that was her full potential either…” I replied in a serious tone, pointing out Fluttershy’s amazing flight power gaining in such a short time.  Seriously she gained the most wing power compared to everypony else..and yeah she went from a very low number to an average number but that isn’t easy to do for anypony…well…except me but of course I’m awesome….

“So you’re saying that she might be a better flier than she seems…you think if she tried she might be a good a flyer as you?” Rarity then asked in a very teasing tone as she looked up at me briefly and smirked…yeah even she knows that’s not happening and is just trying to tease me.

“Oh of course not…she has raw talent true…but nowhere near my level of talent or my special skills…” I immediately replied as I shook my head at her…she’s ok…she can good or even great if she really tried…but awesome like me?  Sorry but that’s never happening…

“She needs my special talents to compete with me and ever since I’ve known her I’ve never seen her exhibit the Pegasi-eye or see her wings have an auto adaptive ability…I don’t even think she has a Pegasus’ high perceptive hearing…”  I then said thinking back to all those days back in flight camp where she couldn’t do any of that…and thank Celestia she doesn’t have that high perceptive hearing…because that actually sucks…especially when you’re young...

“Oh come now…those don’t really sound that special…I’m sure she can do it too if she practices enough…” Rarity insisted as she tiled her head at me slightly…yeah insist upon something you most likely know nothing about…next time let me tell you do some unicorn crap I know nothing about…

“No…those abilities can only be obtained if you’re born with them….they’re very rare Pegasi abilities that every single top notch flier like myself has…and that Pegasi like Fluttershy don’t…” I explained a bit in disappointment as I turned away and looked down…because I’d be freaking ecstatic if she could do those things…I mean it’s not very often I come across a Pegasus like myself…but she can’t….which is ok but apart me secretly always wanted her to…

“Oh dear…she’s not going to run into problems from not having those abilities is she?” The azure eyed Unicorn then frantically asked worried…like Fluttershy has some disease and she’s going to die because she doesn’t have the sight range and ability like me…yeah Rarity…she’s totally going to die tomorrow after around twenty something years of living without those abilities because she doesn’t have those abilities…perfect sense…

“Of course not…the only problem she might have is when we cross out of Equestrian pony controlled airspace into uncontrolled free air…the sudden shift and change always causes problems for Pegasi without the special auto adaptive ability…they stutter in the air and can even lose control of themselves as they try to adapt their wings on their own to the sudden change in pressure and air…” I replied, detailing the one possible thing she’s going to have trouble with…what all Pegasi go through if their wings can’t adapt on their own…I remember when Cloud Kicker first crossed the border…she nosedived to the ocean…which if that happened now I would laugh my flank off…

“Oh dear…she certainly can’t go then…if it’s not a horrible war going on outside of our borders it’s that…I can’t let you take her on such a perilous journey!” She then said seriously like an over concerned mother…oh come on Rarity…you really think that if she goes to me that I’m just to watch my best…one of my best friends crash horribly into the ground?  I mean really…

“Don’t worry, I Pinkie Pie swear that I won’t let a single thing happen to her…” I reassured in a serious tone as I turned my head back around to look at her, “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye…” I then said as I gestured both my front hooves to make the flapping movements…since my wings are frustratingly trapped…and then raised one to poke my eye…thankfully not hurting myself.

“Well…” She replied still doubtful as she rolled her eye dissatisfied with my reply.

“Look I even give you my Rainbow Dash official guarantee that I will return her without a hair missing from her pretty mane…” I then said in a softer voice as I wanted to make it as clear to her as possible that no matter happens I won’t let anything happen to Fluttershy…she blinked a few times, surprised by my statement before she smiled mischievously…oh great….

“Rainbow I’ve been meaning to ask you something…”  The mare said as she began to look at me seriously, her smile fading…that’s definitely not good…

“Oh Celestia what is it now?” I replied with a sigh and as I rolled my eyes…not really wanting to be asked more questions.

“How do you really feel about Fluttershy?” She then asked very sternly as if the fate of Equestria depended on it.  What do you mean how do I feel about her?  I’ve told her about how I feel about her dating and how I feel about her flying to Rio with me…what else is there?  

“I feel awesome about her?”  I answered in a confused tone as I raised an eyebrow at her and also the corner of the top part of my lip to give her a completely awkward look.

“No Rainbow…” The white unicorn said sternly as she walked up in front of me and looked directly into my eyes seriously, “I mean what is Fluttershy to you?  What do you see her as?” She then asked, clarifying what she meant to ask earlier only…what...

“What…What’s that supposed to mean…she’s my friend…a good friend…what else is there?” I answered in confusion as I looked around making sure Fluttershy wasn’t in the room to see what was going on in here.

“Rainbow…she…she told me…she told me that she sees you as her the pony closest to her and best friend out of everypony she knows.” Rarity struggled to say after she made a sigh as she told me what Fluttershy sees me as….sh-she really thinks of me like that.  I… I didn’t know what to say to that honestly…although I knew what to say in order to keep up my awesome appearance.

“W-Well of course she sees me as that…I mean I think everypony sees me as that!” I smugly and confidently tried to say as I smirked and rubbed a hoof against my chest…slightly ruffling the tuxedo.

“Rainbow…” Rarity said in annoyance as she straightened the tux and looked again at me seriously…she was annoyed with my answer and not so much the tux…and…I knew what she was getting at.

“Yeah I know…it really means something when she’s admitting that…she wouldn’t just be saying that for nothing.” I admitted a bit softly as I looked away feeling a light blush creep onto my cheeks, because I know in order for Fluttershy to say that…she must really think highly of me…more so than others probably do…that’s just how she is…and…that does mean a lot to me honestly…

“So…do you see her as your best friend?” The unicorn then curiously asked as I looked back up at her to see her tilting her head.  I gritted my teeth as I looked down slightly…Fluttershy considers me her closest friend…but…I don’t think I can return that sentiment.

“Well…she’s a very good friend…my oldest friend in fact…but…” I admitted in a low tone as I continued looking at the ground…pausing as I found it difficult to say what I had to say next.

“But?” Rarity repeated half seriously half annoyed as I looked back up at her to see her breathing a little heavily…why is she getting so worked up for?  Did she want Fluttershy to think of her like that and is she jealous…no…she’s not…she’s just concerned for her friend…

“I…I don’t like to play favorites…I appreciate every one of my friends equally and don’t consider one better than the other…” I then admitted as I looked away to the side feeling slightly sick for saying that…like it was the absolute wrong to say…but…it’s…true right?  I don’t like prioritizing my friends…I think of all my friends the same don’t I?

“Rainbow…if all of your friends were in danger and you could only save one of them…who would you save?” The azure eyed unicorn then asked posing a hypothetical question to me.  I looked up at her a bit surprised that she would ask me something like that…my breathing started to get shallow at that thought…I mean all my friends in horrible danger is one thing but having to only save one of them?  Just one…I…I…

“I…I don’t know…I can’t be the one to make the decision…it’s…it’s not something I could ever do…” I replied honestly in an almost a whisper.  Rarity made a groaning sound as she rolled her eyes and walked around back behind me.  W-Why she’s so upset about this?  I mean how could she expect me to answer that…what if I asked her that?  How would she reply to that?

“….You’re denser than I thought…you’re practically hopeless…” She sneered as she went back to work on the tux, being a bit more forceful as it was clear she was upset at my answer.  I wanted to say something…but…I couldn’t…instead I just hung my head low and let her work in peace.

Is Fluttershy my best friend?  Does she mean more to me than the rest of my friends?  Well…it’s true we’ve known each other for a long time…a very long time in fact…but I know ponies that are closer to some ponies they’ve known in a couple of months compared to some who’ve known each other all their lives.  Time does not equal closeness…it’s about how we spend that time with each other that defines how close we can be and best describes the bond between each other.  I thought about the time I spent with Fluttershy throughout my fillyhood and even now…

If we never met my life would be completely different now…I can’t even conceive where I would be now without her…and I’m sure she feels the same way.  Does that make us close?  Does that make us best friends?  I don’t know…I feel the same way about all my friends…I just can’t do favorites…I sighed as I couldn’t come to a concise answer.  Then an inciting aroma started to fill the room…a sweet intoxicating smell…it smelt like a cake…and oh did it make my mouth water.  I smiled as I looked up and at the doorway that lead to the other room.   My stomach growled in anticipation as I wanted nothing more than ditch this tux and go and have some cake.

I chuckled slightly to myself as I looked away.  I couldn’t help it…once again Fluttershy has changed my mood for the better…she’s starting to gain a habit at that…no…she’s always had a habit of doing that…probably more than any other pony…does that make us best friends?  Before I could continue this thought though a crashing sound was heard as the front door as forced down and top of a it a hysterical looking pink pony stood on top of it…looking like she was going to break down a few more doors.

“I smell cake!  Where is it?!” The crazed pink pony shouted as she looked around frantically…it was Pinkie Pie…and…could she smell the cake from outside?  Geez…and did she have to break down the door to get in?

“Pinkie Pie!  Would you just open the door for once?!  How many more times do I have to tell you to not break down the door and barge into my boutique!?” Rarity angrily shouted as she moved from behind me up in front of me and glared at the pink pony as she got off the door and continued to look around…most likely still looking for the cake.

“At least seventy two more times!” The pink party pony answered as she looked around before her sight stopped one me…a very wide grin quickly forming on her face…oh crap no another pony saw me like this…Celestia only knows what she’s going to say about me!

“Woah…Dashie…are you getting married!?” Pinkie asked energetically as she raised a hoof and pointed it at me with a slight laugh and a-

“Wait…what?” I simply asked in confusion as I leaned my head back in shock at what she asked.  Why on Equestria would she ask me if I was getting married?  I’m not even seeing anypony!

“Oh this is amazing!  One of my bestie’s is getting married!   I have so many parties to plan…there’s the bachelor’s party, the pre-party, the reception, the after-party, the after-after-party-!”

“Pinkie!  I’m not getting married!” I shouted, cutting her off from continuing…Rarity snickering while I did so as she enjoyed what she was seeing in front of her.  I glared at her, which caused her to turn around and use the magic to put her door back up.

“Oh darn it…” Pinkie said in disappoint as she pouted and folded her fore hooves, “Now what am I going to do all these parties I have planned for you?” She then asked as she didn’t know what to with all the parties she apparently planned…just a few seconds ago…I sighed as I rolled my eyes…just because she saw me in a tux she planned a bunch of parties for me…wait how does me wearing a tux equal getting married?

“Why would you even think I was getting married?  I mean wouldn’t I be in a wedding dress if I was getting married and not a tux?” I asked confused as I pointed out a hole in her logic…well…now that I think about it…logic and Pinkie Pie never exactly lived on the same planet so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised that her mind instantly went to wedding when she saw me in a tux.

“Hmmmm…nope…you’d so be in a tux…” The cerulean eyed pony answered very quickly barely giving it a second thought before declaring her answer with her normal bright smile.

“Really…and why is that?” I then asked a bit annoyed and aggravated thinking that she was going to go on the same ‘You’re too much of a tomcolt’ path like Rarity did earlier.

“Because you’re Dashie!  You’d be a wearing a tux even if you were getting married to the most rugged and toughest stallion out there…I could never picture you wearing a wedding dress!” Pinkie explained as she moved her hooves around pointing to various dresses and outfits for some reason.  I just stood there and raised my cheek to give an awkward smile…I don’t know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult…I’ll just take it as a complisult…and an insult and a compliment at the same time…

“Ok…the cake is….oh why hello Pinkie!” A fourth voice then said before I could reply.  We all looked at the source and found Fluttershy entering the room, surprised by pink pony’s appearance.

“Fluttershy!  Cake!  Where is it?!” The before mentioned pink pony hysterically said as she rushed up and grabbed her by her shoulders shaking her and demanding the location of the cake like it was a hostage or something.  Fluttershy looked terrified as she closed her eyes and opened her mouth to most likely barely squeak out the answer

“W-Why it’s in the kitchen…would you like to-“

“YES!” Pinkie shouted delightfully before Fluttershy could even fully invite her for some cake.  She then let go of Fluttershy and quickly hopped into the kitchen, leaving the poor Pegasus shaking where she stood like she was just attacked.

“Oh dear…you better go after her Fluttershy and make sure she doesn’t swallow the cake whole.”  Rarity advised as she trotted up to me and went behind me to most likely continue work on the tux…much to my annoyance because I really wanted to leave and get a slice of cake before Pinkie gobbled it all up.

“A-Alright…” Fluttershy agreed with a stutter before she turned around and left the room to try and stop Pinkie…though knowing Fluttershy…she wouldn’t be able to hold her off for long.  I felt very tense as I wanted to burst out of this tux and rush into the kitchen but I stopped myself…it took all of my strength but I managed to stay still.

“We’ll be in there in a minute; I just need to finish a few things up.” The white unicorn called out as she went back to work on the tux.  I gritted my teeth as a minute was all she needed to eat a whole cake!

“You better hurry…we’ll be lucky to a get a few crumbs after Pinkie’s done with that I cake…” I frustratingly said as I looked back to see her cutting a few stray strings off.  Who cares if a few strings stick out or not!

“I know…like I said just hold on!” She replied now sounding a bit annoyed as it looked like she was working as fast as she could.

“Who is this tux even for…who the hell’s getting married?” I asked both curiously and annoyed as I wanted to know who the ponies were that put me into this situation.

“Oh Derpy and Doctor whooves…”  Rarity answered as she gave me the names of the two ponies that are-

“Wait What?  They’re getting married?” I then asked in a loud tone, completely in shock of the names that were given…I mean…I know they went to a restaurant together a couple of days ago but I didn’t know they were getting married…hell I didn’t even know they were dating!  A week ago she didn’t even know who the Doctor was!

“I guess…” The white unicorn simply said as she shrugged her shoulders…what the hell kind of answer is that?

“What do you mean you guess…you’re making their outfits aren’t you?” I pointed out a bit angry that pony who was contracted to make outfits to the couple can’t say for certain if they’re getting married.

“Yes but every time I talk to them about I always get completely different reactions…sometimes they don’t what I’m talking about…sometimes they say their relationship isn’t there yet…sometimes they say they’re already married and one time Derpy said she already had a foal with Doctor Whooves…” Rarity explained as she titled her head to get a better angle on the patching she was doing…well…I guess that would explain it…I wouldn’t know if I kept getting weird answers like that…

“That’s…kind of odd…but then again they’re both kind of odd so maybe that’s expected…but…I still never expected those two to hook up.” I replied a bit uncertain about the whole situation…I mean every time I see Derpy and Doctor Whooves together I…I just can’t see it…I can’t see anything clicking…

“Sometimes it’s the two that you least expect to fall in love to fall the most in love…” Rarity remarked as she looked at me with a grin on her face…huh?

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked confused…how in the hell does that relate to Derpy and Doctor Whooves?!  They both seem to be falling in and out of love sporadically!   Rarity!  For the love of Celestia!  Make freaking sense!

“And done!”  She then declared happily as she moved away from me.

“Oh thank Celestia!” I happily declared with a sigh of relief as I was about to be free from this accursed tux and finally be able to have some cake!

“Alright now just hold still.” Shen said as she moved in front of me and started to use the magic from her horn.  With another bright flash of life I felt instantly better as I opened my eyes to see that the tux was no longer on my body.  

“Thanks for helping me Dash.” Rarity thanked in a rather polite tone as she hung the tux back on the clothing rack.  I opened my wings to stretch them out as they were stuck at my sides for far too long, making a very relieved sigh again.

“No problem Rarity…just never make me do this again…” I replied in a low tone almost threatening her to never do that to me again as I folded my wings back up and started to trot off to the kitchen.

“Oh alright I won’t…” The unicorn responded with a giggle as she followed close behind me.  I rolled my eyes at her as we entered the kitchen to find both Fluttershy and Pinkie pie sitting at the table with cake…surprisingly untouched at the center.

“Wow…I’m surprised there’s a cake left…I assumed it would be gone by now…” I said in shock at what I saw as I trotted over to the table.  I caught Pinkie’s attention as she looked at me a little offended at what I said.

“Why of course the cake is there…what did you think I was going to eat it by myself and not share the yummy cake with my friends?” She asked as I sat down across from her at the table with Fluttershy sitting to my right, Rarity taking a seat to my left.  I then felt a little bad that I thought one of my friends would hog all the cake and not let anyone else have any…I should’ve known better…

“No of course not darling she was just kidding…you know how much of a joker Rainbow Dash can be…” Rarity added with a chuckled as she waved her hoof at her, making it all a joke…however she failed to mention that she also felt the same way about Pinkie…she neglected to bring that fact up didn’t she?

“Awesome!  Now let’s all enjoy this exosplenderferal cake that Fluttershy made!” Pinkie Pie then shouted as she pointed at the cake at the center of the table…oh yeah…music to my ears…and more importantly my stomach.

“You don’t have to tell me twice!”  I exclaimed with a nod as I looked down at the cake and…what the…this is a cake?

“Wait…just what kind of cake is this?” I asked as I looked down at the white cake covered in what looked like chocolate syrup or something…along with whipped cream and strawberries…it looks really fancy and nothing like cakes I’m used to eating.

“Why it’s a Forêt Noire darling!” Rarity proudly declared as she raised her hoof and brushed her violet mane…why…what did that accomplish…were you trying to be fancy or something…oh whatever…

“Ok…what the hell is that though?!” I then asked wanting clarification what the hell a Forte No-air cake is…

“Oh oh!  I know!” Pinkie Pie excitedly shouted before getting up to the table and rushing off, quickly coming back after a few seconds with a book in her hooves. “It’s called a Black Forest cake that originated outside of Equestria and is made from all sorts of yummy ingredients!” She then explained as she opened the book and showed me a picture of the cake in the book.  Wow…looks complicated as hell to make…and I’m a little surprised Fluttershy can make something like this…but I’ll tell you what I’m not surprised about…

“…Where did you get that book Pinkie?” I then asked curiously a bit anxious as I knew exactly where she got that book but I just wanted her to say out loud for a certain white unicorn to a hear…

“Why over there!  There’s a huge pile of them!” Pinke answered honestly as she pointed over to a large pile of books that were stacked up on a desk…a very familiar pile of books I might add.

“I knew it!  I knew that excuse you gave me to get me here was a load of crap Rarity!” I shouted victoriously as I got up from where I was sitting and looked at Rarity with a grin on my face, ready for her to fess up to it and apologize…however she didn’t look frantic or scared like before…instead she looked unamused and uncaring about the ordeal.

“Oh hush now…it’s all in the past…water under the bridge…and besides you’re getting cake made by Fluttershy!  What more could you ask for!” She responded almost in a monotonous vice as she used her magic to cut a few slices of cake and then put one on a plate right in front of me.

I groaned slightly as she had a point…no point in calling her out on it now when I already did what she wanted me to do…and when she already said she was never going to do it again.  Plus…it was kind of hard for me to put up some kind of defense when a piece of delicious looking and smelling cake was right in front of me.  I sat back down and leaned forward to take a bite out of it…and…it…it was the best tasting cake I have ever tasted…though maybe that’s because I’m starving and a piece of chalk would taste amazing but…seriously…the different tastes in my mouth right now that blended together seamlessly…it was incredible.

“Another great tasting cake Fluttershy…” Rarity complimented generously after she took a small nibble and raised a napkin with her magic and wiped her mouth.  Oh screw the manners crap!  Just chow down like I am right now!  I’m already on my like tenth bite and you don’t see me stopping to wipe my mouth.

“Why thank you Rarity…but it’s really nothing…and it’s not even perfect…I ran out of strawberries and so I couldn’t use the recommended amount according to the directions.” Fluttershy said gratefully before being modest and admitting that there weren’t enough strawberries in the cake…like I cared…I was still busy chowing down…my stomach screaming in joy.

“You…You mean I didn’t buy the correct amount of strawberries…” Rarity then asked almost in a whisper as her pupils dilated to small dots…oh no…I can see where this is going…

“N-No…I’m sorry…” The canary Pegasus replied adding an apology for…Rarity not getting enough strawberries…well I did say Fluttershy would apologize for things that weren’t even her fault…

“Of all the irresponsible things I’ve done…this is the absolute WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!”  The frantic unicorn then declared in an overdramatic voice as she put a hoof to the side of her forehead and stood up from the table…for some reason putting wayyyyy too much emphasis on the last three words…oh you got to be kidding me…

“Ohh whyyyyy whyyyy!!” She then shouted almost at the top of her lungs as she started to slowly fall over…onto her couch that she magically pulled from seemingly out of nowhere…then turning over to sob into the cushion.  I rolled my eyes as I finished my slice of cake.

“Oh get over yourself!  It’s fine!  Better than fine actually, it’s freaking amazing!” I declared annoyed by her reaction to there not being enough strawberries…Strawberries for Celestia’s sake!  Of all the things to get upset over!  I looked at Fluttershy who was lightly blushing at my outburst and I smiled at her.

“In fact I’m going to have another slice of ca-HEY!” I then said as I looked back over to grab another cake…only to see that the rest of the cake was gone.  I looked up across the table to see Pinkie eating a whole slice of cake in one big bite…I stared at her in disbelief because she just did the thing she said she wasn’t going to do....eat the entire freaking cake by herself!

“What?” She said after she noticed I was staring at her rather upset…one of my eyes twitching slightly.

“Did you eat all the cake?”  I asked rather darkly as I slowly stood up feeling angrier by the second that Pinkie just had one of the best cakes I’ve ever had and I only had one slice of it!

“No…” She denied as she shook her head with a smile, then she leaned over to where Rarity’s slice was and ate it an entire bite.  Gulping it loudly and licking her licks in satisfaction. “Now I ate all the cake!” She then said happily as she looked back at me with a huge grin on her face….are…you…freaking…kidding me….

“Damn you Pinkie!  I haven’t eaten anything all day and this one slice of cake isn’t enough to fill me up!” I shouted angrily as I hit the table with my fore hooves, telling her about how that slice was the only piece of food I’ve eaten all day.  She then looked immediately guilty…as she should and looked down slightly.

“Oh I’m so sorry Dashie…here you can have the cake back.” She apologized sincerely as she raised her hooves and opened her mouth…most likely going to reach down and grab it from her stomach…oh hell no!

“No!  I don’t want it now!  Just forget about it!” I denied as I raised both my hooves towards her so she would stop.  Thankfully she did as she froze in place and blinked a few times before lowering her hooves….whew…that could’ve been messy.

“Ummm Rainbow…if you’re still hungry...I…I could make you a dinner tonight…a-at my place.” I then heard as sweet voice offer almost in a whisper.  I looked to my right and saw Fluttershy nervously looking down looking like she regretted asking me that.  I blinked a few times in surprise before a grin came across my face.

“R-Really?” I simply said in disbelief as I leaned towards her…which made her do an ‘eep’ in surprise and lean her head back slightly.

“Ooooohhhhh!”  I then heard an excited voice almost scream from what was happening right in front of them…at first I thought it was Pinkie since it’s usually her thing but then I noticed that was actually Rarity who made that noise as she got up from her couch…no longer sulking thankfully…but that oooohhh was very…odd for her to do…whatever…I don’t care.

“Y-Yeah…like I said…it was kind of my fault you didn’t have any more food at your house anyways…so…so…I…I would like to return the favor and have you over tonight for dinner.” The kind Pegasus elaborated as she confirmed that she did want to make me dinner tonight…and I for one was more than willing to comply.

“T-Thanks Fluttershy…I’d like that as well.” I thanked very gratefully with a smile as I was more than happy to come over to her place later for a nice tasty meal.

“Ooooh! Can I come too?!” I then heard an high pitched voice ask in excitement.  I looked over to see Pinkie standing up and hopping in place looking like she really wanted to come over too.  I wanted to tell her ‘Hell no’ or ‘Over my dead body’ because I didn’t want her to eat all the food again but Rarity reached up and put a hoof on her shoulder which stopped her from hopping and prevented me from voicing my opinion on the matter.

“Oh no Pinkie…this is a private thing between these two…it’s best to leave them alone.” The understanding unicorn denied as she shook her head, telling her no in a much better way than would’ve…which is actually very much appreciated.

“Oh Alright…” Pinkie Pie reluctantly agreed as she looked down disappointed at the table…although I couldn’t be happier…because now I know I’ll be able to eat more than just one plate of food!

“Oh Fluttershy…before you leave I need you to help me with an outfit for a few minutes.” Rarity then said as she looked over at the yellow Pegasus who blinked a few times not expecting to be called on.

“S-Sure Rarity…I don’t mind.” Fluttershy responded with a slight stutter as she slowly stood up from the table.

“Good come with me then…” The azure eyed unicorn said as she nudged her head towards the door giving Fluttershy the hint to start heading that way.  Fluttershy nodded and started to head towards the door with Rarity following close behind, “This really shouldn’t take long…” She then said as they left the room together.

I sighed to myself as I looked back at my empty plate, my stomach growling telling me it was still hungry.  I rubbed it as I knew I had to wait a little bit for Fluttershy to get done with Rarity before she could head home to start dinner….what was I supposed to until then though?  I guess I could go home and feed Tank…and then start packing up for tomorrow and the long transcontinental flight I had to do…yeah…that’s a great idea…I’ll do that…

“Well I should really get going.” I heard Pinkie declare as she got up from where she was sitting…wait…shouldn’t that be my line?

“Oh…where do you need to go in such a rush?” I asked curiously as I looked up and raised an eyebrow at her.

“I have party invitations to give out!” She answered hyperactively as she threw her fore hooves in the air…ahhh a party…I should’ve known.  “Oh that reminds me!” She then said upon remembering something.  She reached behind and pulled out a rather large envelop that said “Rainbow Dash” in big capital letters…w-where did she pull that out from?

“Here you go this is yours, I’ll be giving Rarity and Fluttershy’s invitations to them after you read yours!” The party pony then said happily as she held it out to me.  What no confetti?  Oh whatever.  I reached out and grabbed it, I opened it up to retrieve the letter…only for confetti to pop out of it and hit my face….oh there’s the confetti…

Then a balloon seemed to inflate from out of the letter…somehow and lift up the small card that was inside…and conveniently…again for some…strange reason.  It hovered perfectly in front of my face…perfectly eye level so the words were clearly in front of me…how does she do it?  Oh whatever…anyways in big bold letters it says “You are cordially and happily invited to Pinkie Pie’s Once a Year Super Duper Farewell Fall Bring on Winter party…cake, cider, and fun fun fun will be available…so come on tomorrow and let’s party down all night long!”  I put the letter down and looked at her with a disappointing look on my face.

“Pinkie…I can’t make this party…” I unfortunately had to inform which instantly changed her face from excited to very disappointed.

“Awww…but why…” She asked rather sadly as she wasn’t expecting me to refuse this invitation….however I just can’t come…I’ve got birds to escort…

“Because I’m going to be out of Equestria for a bit…Fluttershy as well…we’re going to be gone for two days…” I explained seriously…not necessarily telling her about how we’re supposed to be escorting birds…since…she really doesn’t need to know.

“Awww….” She said very sadly as she looked down…her mane and tail seeming to deflate and fall limply down her head and flank.  I sighed as I really didn’t want to see her like this…and of course I would really like to go to this party…I mean Pinkie’s parties are always awesome…especially when cider is involved….

“Look, just postpone have the party for a few days until we get back and I promise we’ll be there!” I then suggested as I held out a hoof to her, hoping she would take my advice and cheer up at the prospect of just having a party a few days later so all her friends could be there.

“That’s a great idea Dashie!  It will be a Welcome Back Winter, Farewell Fall, and Welcome Back Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy party all in one!” She agreed very happily and excited as her mane and tail fluffed back up instantaneously…geez…I guess it doesn’t take much to change her mood around does it?

“Yeah…that’s great!” I encouraged as I smiled and moved my hoof back to my side.

“Oh but now I have to go talk to the ponies I already gave invitations to and tell them of the schedule change…like Twilight and Applejack and Rainbow Dash…” She then said a bit worried as it sounded like she already invite da lot of ponies and now had to go see them again…but…she has a few days to do it so it’s not like she’s stressed for time or anything…and if they show up to her party tomorrow she can just tell them to come back in a few days…so it’s really not a big deal…and…I already know Pinkie…I was right there when it happened thirty seconds ago…I don’t need another invitation…

“Don’t worry…you got plenty of time and I’m sure you can do it!” I said encouragingly as I smiled brighter and raised my hoof supportively….which only made her spirits rise that much more thankfully.

“You’re right!  If anypony can do it it’s has to be me!” The cerulean eyed earth pony agreed with a giggle as she turned around and started to head to the back door…most likely to leave…but…through the back door?  Really?

“Wait…you’re about to leave through the back door!” I pointed out as she reached the door she giggled again and turned around to face with her bright smile of hers.

“Yeah I know…but I can’t leave through the front door because I broke it” She countered reminding me of how she broke the door earlier and how it probably wouldn’t be wise to leave through that door.  …yeah and whose fault is that by the way?  Oh forget it…it’s not my door and as long as I don’t have to fix it I don’t care…

“Oh right…ok then…bye Pinkie!” I replied shrugging off the matter and waving goodbye to Pinkie Pie.  She nodded and turned around…and then opening the window next to the back door.

“Bye Dashie!  See you in a few days at the party!” She said excitedly as she turned around and jumped out the window, “Oh and good luck with Fluttershy!” She then said encouragingly as she looked at me through the window, then rushing off suddenly…yeah…you totally used the back door…way to go Pinkie…

“Ummm…thanks?” I simply said confused at why she said that…good luck with Fluttershy?  What’s that supposed to mean?  She couldn’t know about our long flight could she?  …I…I guess she does…why else would she be saying that?  Or maybe it’s something else…I don’t know…Oh Pinkie Pie…you’re randomness never ceases to amaze me…

I got up from where I was sitting and stretched my wings.  I decided to head out as well so I could go home and feed tank.  But I should probably let Fluttershy know I’m leaving…plus I don’t even know when to come over for dinner so I should probably ask her that as well. With a plan in mind I turned towards the door and left the room to go to where Fluttershy and Rarity were.

“Hey Fluttershy…I’m going to go home when do you…do you…” I started as I walked into the room…only to be shocked at what I saw before me…F-Fluttershy…wearing a wedding dress…a…a very beautiful and intricate one…one that fit her perfectly and even had holes for her wings to go through…which would make sense if it was for Derpy…but…I don’t think Derpy would pull that dress off though…F-Fluttershy however…pulls it off more than perfectly!

“Oh R-Rainbow Dash…” She said sweetly and slightly embarrassed as she noticed me in the room, looking over at me with a nice smile and with a light tint of pink on her cheeks…making her look that much more amazing. Rarity moved out from behind her and looked at me with a …well…with a rather mischievous grin compared to Fluttershy’s gentle smile.  

“D…Did you need something?” She then asked as she titled her head slightly at me…w-which caused my mind to go completely blank.

“I…uh…ba….ah….” I stuttered struggling to form mere syllables at the what I was seeing right in front of me…moving around to see her from a different angle…a deep blush quickly forming on my cheeks as I realized I was checking one of my friends out and was very much enthralled by seeing her in a fancy wedding dress…d-damn it Dash…wh…what’s wrong with you?  The sight of Fluttershy in a wedding dress has completely thrown you for a loop?  That’s not the awesome Rainbow I know!

“Rainbow Dash…don’t you know it’s bad luck to see the bride in her dress before the wedding?”  Rarity teasingly asked with a smirk, S-Shut up!  You’re not funny!

“What’s wrong Rainbow Dash?  Has Fluttershy’s beauty rendered you speechless?” She then remarked after I just stood there in silence, continuing her teasing tone as she winked at me…Y-You’re not helping Rarity!

“N-No!  I just…Tank….and….stuff…and…going…”  I replied almost frantically in a higher pitched voice as I blurted out random words…I wasn’t thinking anymore and just started backing up to the front door wanting to escape as fast as I could…though unfortunately I was stopped when I bumped against the door with my flank and stopped in my place…my line of vision still fixated on the cream colored mare in a splendid dress before me.

“Rainbow look out!’ Fluttershy shouted as she pointed behind me.  I blinked confused as I reluctantly turned around…only to see the front door coming down directly-

“Aahhhh!  Celestia Damn it!” I yelled as loud as I could as the door fell on top of my head and forced me onto the ground, “Every single freaking time!  Are you kidding me!?” I then shouted angrily as I pushed the door off of me and then proceeded to rub my poor throbbing head.  Seriously!  This is the fourth freaking day in a row this has happened!  Four freaking days in a row!  This isn’t funny anymore!  I swear the next time I get hit in the head I’m going to freaking lose it!

“Rainbow Dash!   Are you ok?” I heard Fluttershy almost shout in concern as she rushed over to me, helping me up off the ground and back to my hooves.  I looked at her and was awestruck once again…more so since I was so close to her and could feel her breath against my coat along with her sweet aroma filling my nose…

“Y-Yeah…I…I’m fine…” I answered softly as I moved away from her, once again soothed as the blush returned in full force and I had to look away so I wouldn’t be a blathering idiot again. “I…got to go…and…feed tank…w-when will you…umm…ehh…”  I then struggled to ask as I still ended up being a blithering fool…I heard Rarity giggle almost uncontrollably…clearly amused by what she was seeing…

“Maybe there’s hope for you yet…” I heard her say teasingly after she was done…what the hell is she talking about now?  “We’ll be done soon Rainbow…afterwards she’ll go home and you two can have a lovely meal together…” She then said answering my question…thankfully…I guess she understood my unintelligible plight…good…that means I can leave and escape this…this…I don’t know…I just know I need to get out of here before things get worse!

“Ah…good…I….I’ll just go then…” I said regaining some of my previous composure as I turned around to leave out the front door…stepping over the front door ironically…

“Bye Dash…”  Fluttershy said sweetly saying her goodbye in her normal mannerisms.   I didn’t look back and instead just stopped in the doorway.

“Y-Yeah….bye…” I said rather softly before I left, unfurled my wings, and took to the air as fast as I could to get away from there.

What the hell was that?  Why did I suddenly turn into a complete moron?  Was it the dress? No…impossible…I see fancy dresses made by Rarity all the time and I don’t care most of the time when I see them.  Something about it being a wedding dress and Fluttershy just got to me for some reason…I…I think I’m slowly starting to lose my mind…maybe…maybe it’s just because I’m starving and because of my hunger deprivation I’m not in a very sound state of mind…yeah…that makes sense right?  Yeah…sure it does.

It didn’t take long for me to reach my house and I landed right outside the door.  I went inside and looked up on the wall and saw the banner with Fluttershy on it that I put up last night.  I blushed and bit my lip, regretting that I put it up because it reminded me of what happened just minutes ago.  Great…I’m starting to get nervous by just looking at her face on a banner…I can only imagine how I’m going to react when I got to see her later.  I shook my head and cleared those thoughts from my head, I’ll deal with that later…right now I have something else to do.

“Tank!” I called loudly as I walked into the center of the living room, looking around so I could find him.  I saw him flying down from upstairs, looking as cool as usual…

“You hungry?” I asked him with a smile, which caused him to fly over to me and slowly lick me on the cheek…I chuckled as I decided to take that as a yes.  “Alright…Alright…let’s get you something to eat.” I then said as I trotted into the kitchen, Tank following close behind me.  I went over to the cabinet and grabbed some of his food, then going over and putting it in his bowl.

“There you go pal…” I said happily as I titled my head slightly and watched as he flew over and landed in front his bowl to eat.  I sighed slightly as he started eating…I’m glad one of us has food to eat…well…Fluttershy is making me something…but now I’m a little nervous that I might act like a foal again…nope nope…I can’t think like that right now.

I shook my head and opened my wings.  I quickly flew upstairs and into my room….which was still a mess.  I quickly found my saddlebags and opened them…clearing them out of useless crap like the weather schedule for today, the clipboard, other slips of paper that was cluttering up my saddlebag, and my flight goggles I never used.  I then flew to my drawer and opened it; I sorted through the assortment of crap to find the official flight map from Ponyville to Rio De Jemareo…the specific flight pack I had to take.  

I shoved it in my bag not really caring about it…I knew the path well enough that I didn’t need it but I still had to have it just in case.   I went over to clipboard I tossed aside and took off the last page which had the names of the ponies that would be accompanying me on the flight.  I took out the pencil and scratched off a few names because of the recent alterations and then added Fluttershy’s name. I felt slightly embarrassed again before I shoved the paper in my saddlebag as well.

I put the saddlebag on as I went over to my door to leave.  Before I did I stopped and turned around and looked at my flight goggles.  I bit my lip slightly as I decided to pack it as well…just in case you know.  I turned around, trotted over to it, grabbed it, and then gently placed it in my bag.  I then turned around and left my room, going back downstairs and back into my kitchen.  I noticed Tank was still eating as I walked to the cabinet and grabbed a bunch of empty bottles I have been saving up.  I then walked over to my sink and hit the small faucet cloud.  I placed the bottles one by one under the cloud to fill them up with clear water.  After I was done though I didn’t put them in my bag…no they would be warm by the time we left tomorrow, so instead I placed them in my cool cloud to keep nice and cold.  I’ll pack them tomorrow morning so we’ll have some water to drink so we can stay hydrated…I know Fluttershy’s probably going to need a lot of water during the flight…so because of that I filled more bottles than I normally would…again just in case.

I sighed after I was done stocking the fridge and thought if I needed anything else to take on the trip.  I thought that first aid might be a good thing to take but…I don’t have any first aid…so that means I really need to be careful…especially for Flutterhsy’s sake.  So…since I was done I set my saddlebag on the kitchen floor next to the cloud and decided to leave.  As I left I looked over and noticed Tank had finished eating…then I remembered to bring up his hibernation to Fluttershy when I got there…if I could face her that is.  I gulped slightly as I left the kitchen and then left my house, closing the door behind me as I left.  I then extended my wings out and took the air.

As I flew over Ponyville I noticed the sun was setting and…ummm…decided to admire the spectacle before and slow down a bit.  It wasn’t because I was fearful of how I would react upon seeing Fluttershy again…or if she would bring that embarrassing moment up…no no I just really want to see the sun set…that’s all.    Unfortunately the flight wasn’t as long as I hoped…and I found myself at Fluttershy’s cottage before long.  It looked like she was home with all the lights on…and the sight a white bunny peering out through the window.  I sighed rather reluctantly as I landed in front of her door…wishing that I…uhh…could’ve watched that sunset more.

I then violently shook my head to shake off those thoughts.  What am I doing?  I’m Rainbow Danger Professionalism Badflank Best-Flier-Ever Dash!  I’m not afraid of anything!  Especially confronting my friends after a very embarrassing moment!  I have the skills and guts to anything, especially this!  I smiled cockily to myself as I raised my hoof to knock on the door…then hesitated…then I lowered my hoof back to the ground…on second thought…I think I left my guts at home…yeah that’s it…can’t eat food without guts right?    I quickly turned and trotted away from her door; I then opened my wings and got ready to fly off…only to be stopped by the sound of a door opening.

“Rainbow you’re here!” A sweet sounding pony called in a delighted tone.  I slowly turned back around to see a smiling cream colored Pegasus looking at me with a small white bunny standing right next to her in the doorway.  I gulped nervously at first…but thankfully wasn’t feeling weird or anything since she thankfully wasn’t wearing that wedding dress.

“Y-Yeah…I am…” I simply said in response as I trotted back up to the front door, feeling relieved that I don’t feel weird like last time…though that’s just one half of the problem…the other half of the problem resides is if she brings it back up and reminds me of it…

“When Angel told me somepony as at the door I…was kind of nervous for a second…but now that I know it’s you I’m happy…I was starting to get a little worried that you wouldn’t show up…y-you know…like last time…”  Fluttershy replied in a light tone as she looked to the side a bit, reminding me not of the embarrassing moment that occurred earlier but how I didn’t show up to her house a few days ago when I said I would…I felt a bit guilty as I looked down…at Angel who was shaking his head at me…oh not you too…you know it was because of you that Fluttershy answered the door…if you didn’t tell her she wouldn’t be like this you know…ughhh who am I kidding it’s still my fault…

“Yeah I’m sorry about that…but forget about that…I’m here now right?” I apologized trying to be sincere as I looked up at her a smile, which caused her to look back at me with a soft smile as well.

“You’re right…so come in…you know…if you want to…” The cyan eyed Pegasus then weakly said as she got out of the way to walk in.  Angel Bunny nodded slightly and got out of the way as well…I’m glad I got his approval as well…I guess.

“Thanks Fluttershy…” I thanked gratefully as I walked into her cottage, Fluttershy closing the door behind me.  Ok…so far so good…I think it’s safe to say I’m clear of that humiliating moment…unless Rarity brings it up later…and I know she will…damn it.

I looked around Fluttershy’s cottage and it still looked the same as it always did.  A bookcase in the corner filled with random animal books, along with some games as well, a picture of butterflies on the wall, animal food bags lying against walls, a few bird houses dangling from the ceiling, and a few pieces of cushion based furniture around her living room…same old same old...I’m actually quite familiar with her cottage now…quite possibly more than I am with my own home…that’s a scary thought.  But then again I visit my friends’ houses a lot so I probably know all of them better than my own house...

“You must be starving…I’ll get dinner started right now…” Fluttershy suggested as she walked past me and towards the kitchen, Angel hopping happily behind her.  I rolled my eyes and followed behind the hopping bunny.

“That’s a good idea…for the sake of my poor empty stomach and for the fact that we have to go to bed early tonight.” I agreed as I also advised for her to get some rest earlier than she normally would…I wouldn’t want her passing out on the flight to Rio De Jemareo…that would be catastrophic…

“Oh…why?”  She asked curiously as she went to the stove and got out a pot to start cooking…Angel looking happier by the second.

“Because we have to get up very early if we’re going to escort the birds south…It’s a long trip and I prefer to get there while the sun is still up…and I want you to be well rested for the trip so be sure to go to bed early tonight.”  I answered seriously as I trotted up next the stove and leaned against the wall, watching her start a fire and then move about the kitchen.

“Oh I think that won’t be a problem for me…I usually get up early anyways to feed my animal friends…so maybe I should be saying that to you?” Fluttershy replied in a calm voice not sounding worried about it before she looked at me with a slight grin…is she making fun of me?

“Hey…I can get up early I wanted to…I just usually don’t…” I defended with a grin as I knew I could be…well…kind of lazy at points…but if I have to I can get up early! “Don’t worry Fluttershy…I’ll be up.” I then said to quell any doubts she might have about me oversleeping.  She nodded at me as she started to put some ingredients into the pot.

“So what are you making?” I asked curiously as I paid very close attention to what she was doing and how she was doing it.

“Oh just Angel’s favorite dish…I promised I’d make it for him earlier today…”  She answered as she continued to focus on what she was doing…not exactly answering my question…

“Why…do-do you not want it?  I could always make something else…”  She then asked nervously and a bit scared as she looked up at me with fear in her cyan eyes…oh Fluttershy…one of these days I’ll say something and you’ll actually take it the right way instead of the wrong way.

“No it’s fine…I just want to know because…well…I want to learn how to cook so I want to know what you’re making so I could make it later...” I answered truthfully as I looked at her with a smile...seriously we talked about this yesterday…so she should know that I want to know how to cook.

“O-Oh…ok…but…I…I’m not the best pony when it comes to teaching things.” The creamy mare responded a bit embarrassed as she looked away and tried to focus on cooking again, a small tint of red appearing ever so subtlety on her cheeks.

“Pfff …I’ve seen you train baby birds how to fly and ponies how to care for their pets…so showing another pony how to cook would be simple in comparison….trust me…I think you’re an awesome teacher…” I encouraged happily as I reached over and patted her on the back supportively.  When I did that it caused her to gasp slightly and make her eyes widen a bit.  She then closed her eyes and smiled before opening them and looking at me.  “Just don’t tell Twilight I told you that…” I then added in realization that if a certain purple Alicorn heard me say that she might be a wee bit offended…Fluttershy giggled at that and nodded.

“T-Thank you Rainbow…” She thanked gratefully in a whisper after she nodded to me and stopped her giggle…I nodded back and put my hoof back to my side…not wanting to disturb her anymore and just watch her work her magic.  Angel gave me an odd look before turning to excitedly jumping up and down in anticipation for his meal.

I watched Fluttershy fly about the kitchen, gathering more things and preparing the food with a smile on her face…looking graceful while doing so…she’s a pro at this and to be honest…I’m actually a little jealous.  She’s going so fast and so fluid I’m having a hard time keeping up with what she’s doing…I don’t know if I can remember all this and replicate it later…but I’ll have to…my all around awesome reputation is at stake if I can’t!

“Alright…” Fluttershy then said as she put in the food in the oven and closed the door, “It will be done in about thirty minutes…” she informed as she slowly flew into the living room, me following behind her…not exactly happy because waiting thirty minutes for food is a little…long…especially when you’re starving!

“Great what are we supposed to do until then?” I asked a bit grumpily as I flew over and sat on her couch, folding my fore hooves as Angel hopped up and sat on the other side of the couch away from me.

“I think I got just the thing…” Fluttershy happily answered as she flew over to the book shelf and grabbed out a big box…when she turned around and started to fly back I instantly recognized the box.

“Is that what I think it is?” I excitedly asked in a loud tone I raised my fore hooves and started to move them up and down in anticipation.

“Yes…it’s your favorite game…Battleclouds!” She answered with a smile and a little bit of a giggle as she sat next to me and placed the box in between us.  Hell freaking yeah Fluttershy!  You know just how to make my day don’t you?

“Awesome!  I felt a lack of win lately…this should fix that easily!” I arrogantly said as I pulled off the top of the box and set it inside.  When I looked inside I was surprised to see that it was mostly worn and used from age.

“Wait…why is it so old?”  I asked curiously as I picked up some of the pieces and further inspected them…noticing how badly damaged a lot of them are….wait…these look strangely familiar…

“Th-That’s because…it’s the same game…that…w-we used to play back in flight camp…” The timid yellow Pegasus answered very softly as she looked away embarrassed.  …S-She’s kidding right?

“No way!” I shouted as I looked for one specific piece that would prove if she was telling the truth of not.

When I found it I was shocked to discover that she was right…this was the same game we played a lot when we were younger…we actually played this game a lot when I was in detention.  I was always there for either crashing into things or beating up bullies who were either mean to Fluttershy or were just looking to pick a fight with me by calling me names…and then afterwards Fluttershy would always come by to detention to visit me and keep me company…the teacher supervising was always asleep so we could do pretty much whatever wanted…and it usually involved playing this game right here….good times…even if it was mostly in detention.  

“Oh wow it really is!  Even the seagull has his head missing from when I chewed it off and spat it at the teacher!” I commented with a smile as I admired the headless seagull in my hoof.  

One time the teacher woke up and decided to be a flank to Fluttershy…saying she couldn’t be here and had to leave…she cried in response to that since she didn’t want to leave me and I decided to spit the head of a seagull at him to get him off her case. I don’t care if you’re a bully, a teacher, or a freaking celebrity…you make poor Fluttershy cry…I throw you out of the sky!

“Y-Yeah…and…and you know that got you an extra week of detention for that.” Fluttershy reminded as a small smile formed on her face…recalling the events as well.

“Pfff…I didn’t mind…you always stayed after school and stayed with me…keeping me company in some form and playing this game with me…you saved me from dying from boredom…thank you Fluttershy.” I shrugged off, reminding her that I never had a problem being in detention as long as she was there to keep me company…

She always kept me company…sticking to my side no matter what…I mean we had to.  We were outcasts...I was the pony who could’ve land on the ground right and she was the one who couldn’t get off the ground right.  Not only that but she was constantly made fun of for being held back two years due to her flying problems…and I was made fun for being the only one who stuck with her despite her flying problem…being made fun of and having my sexuality questioned…I didn’t care though…I ignored them all…we had each other and didn’t need anything else…wo…would that automatically qualify her as my best friend?  I…it would make sense wouldn’t it?  

“I…It was really no problem Rainbow...it…it wasn’t like I wanted to go home anytime soon.” The gentle pony replied sadly as she looked down…automatically I knew what she meant when she said that.

“Yeah…I know…” I answered putting the seagull back in the box and looked at her sympathetically.

“My mother….was….well…” She then started very miserably and softly before her voice trailed off and she couldn’t continue her ears and wings drooping down from sadness.  I grunted a little bit in anger as I met her mom a bunch of times and not once did I ever like her…and she shouldn’t be thinking about that…I need to cheer her and I know the perfect pony to remind her of.

“Look, forget about her…if it’s any consolation…Grams liked you a lot…” I said happily as I reminded her about my Grandma and how she would always come over to visit…Grams was an awesome Pegasus…if a little strange at times…and I know Fluttershy and her got along well…Grams like having her around because she kept me in check…

“Yeah…she really did…she was such a wonderful Pegasus…” Fluttershy replied happily as I saw her ears stick back up and her wings start to open up and slightly flap from her newfound joy.  I smiled back as was glad that she was in state of mind instead of that melancholic state of mind.

“Yeah I know…she always called you her second grandfilly…”  I reminded with a wink as I knew Grams would always say that to Fluttershy…especially in front of me…then she’d always try to style her mane into something stupid and weird and I had to stop her because I knew Fluttershy wasn’t going to say anything…she didn’t care that some old lady was messing around with her mane…she was just happy that somepony was being nice to her and wasn’t making fun of her…

“Yeah…she would also say to me that it’s not always good for me to submit to you and that’s always nice to be on top of you and dominate you from time to time…” Fluttershy added with a smile as she titled her head…recalling another memory…a memory that I don’t have…I guess she told her that in private…but why would…Oh Grams!  I knew you were always kind of a pervert but that’s just ridiculous!  Of all the ponies you say that to you say to Fluttershy?  Innocent little Fluttershy when she was a filly?  You’re gross Grams!  I bet you’re laughing at this right now aren’t you?!  I put a hoof to my face and shook my head in disappointment.  Oh grams…you’re one of the weirdest and creepiest Grandmas out there…but easily one of the most awesome!

“Something wrong?” Fluttershy asked in concern as she noticed me shaking my head a hoof to my face…

“Ahh…N-No nothing…just…heh…going down memory lane is all…l-let’s just play.” I answered with a nervous grin as I went into the box and started getting everything out for us to play…wanting to change the subject away from Grams so I wouldn’t have to tell her what that meant.

We quickly managed to set up the game and place our pieces where we wanted.  Angel helped Fluttershy place some of her pieces and before we started playing she sat out the side of the game so she could see both our sides…she wasn’t playing though and I hope she doesn’t tell Fluttershy where my pieces are…well…I think Fluttershy would scold Angel if she did that since she’s not much of a cheater.  Whatever, eventually we started to play by calling out random numbers and words to see if we hit anything.  As normal the first couple of minutes were uneventful with nothing happening but then I managed to sting her Bumblebee.  I laughed internally as I was now winning one to nothing...the taste of my victory now ever present in my mouth.

“Sky Four…” Fluttershy called as she looked at her side.  I looked down and…ahh damn it…she found my headless seagull…I looked back up at her and saw that she still wasn’t paying attention I smiled as I moved my hoof down and grabbed the piece.

“Sorry…miss…” I lied as I picked up the piece and moved it to the slot next to it, resisting the urge to laugh evilly as now my victory was more than assured.  I then heard a loud squeaking noise from beside and saw Angel flailing his paws at Fluttershy…ah crap I forgot about him!  Damn it!  I’m screwed!

“Why yes Angel…I know she’s cheating.” Fluttershy responded with a slightly giggle as she rubbed the top of…

“W-What?” I simply said in shock as my mouth dropped.

“I know you moved your piece Rainbow….” She reaffirmed as she looked up at me with a smile and stopped patting her bunny on the head.

“B-But how…” I asked wondering how she could’ve possibly known that I moved my piece without me seeing it.

“I knew from your expression and the change in your reaction…you always act like that when you’re moving a piece…you do it in every game and that’s why you never lose.” She explained as sh titled her head slightly, still being kind and sweet about the whole thing…something I wouldn’t do…I found out someone I was playing with was cheating I would be so pissed…but…she…she knew and…she’s not even annoyed by it.

“You…You knew…just…just from how I acted?” I then asked as I leaned my head back in shock...she just nodded at me and I gasped slightly after that.  I was practically in disbelief that she can tell if I’m cheating or not just by gaging my reactions…she knows that well in order to see those changes…I…can I say the same about her?  Do I notice small changes and nuances in her as well?  

“But…wh….why didn’t you ever say anything?” I then questioned as I raised a hoof up…if she knew she could’ve at least said something like ‘Hey Dash can you not do that’ or ‘Hey don’t move your piece because I know you are’ or something!

“Because I never minded…”  The kind mare replied as she shook her head at me and closed her eyes…she…wha…I…

“You…you didn’t…” I said fumbling my words as I found her kindness increasingly unbelievable…kindness doesn’t equal forgiveness and for her to overlook me cheating at every game says a hell of a lot…it shows that she has no limits to her kindness….

“Of course not…I’m happy to just play a game with you and spend time with you…I don’t care if I win or not…I’m happy enough to know that you’re having a great time…that’s all I need.” She said sincerely as she smiled and looked down with a slight tint of red appearing on her face.  She…I…I think she just transcended the Element of Kindness and has just become the Element of Make Rainbow Dash Feel a Total Flank…

“F-Fluttershy…I…” I tried to say something…but couldn’t… I just couldn’t think of anything to say…there was nothing I could say…

I just looked down at the bottom at the floor…at the top part of the box and noticed the words ‘Fluttershy’ and ‘Rainbow Dash’ with a whole bunch of marks underneath my name…almost in the hundreds…while Fluttershy had none…she always lost and not once complained about it…she was always just happy to see me win and be happy…that was enough for her…she was the real winner…while all I did was be a flank and cheat…only concerned about winning and being the ultimate champ at a meaningless board game…

I felt like complete shit and a total flankhole…all that time we spent together…I focused on winning but she didn’t care about that…she just cared about being with me and having fun…and I never saw that through my narrow minded view on just winning…I wanted to apologize to her for all those times but there weren’t enough apologizes in the world that could make it up to her…and the worst thing is…she wouldn’t accept it and tell me it’s fine…like she always does.

“I…I think the food might be done…I’ll go check…excuse me.”  Fluttershy said politely as she excused herself and left the couch…leaving me to sit alone staring at the board game I had business ever playing again…especially with her.  I looked over slightly and saw Angel with his arms folded…shaking his head at me disappointingly.

“Yeah…Thanks…why don’t you rub salt in it while you’re at it?” I sarcastically remarked as I glared him a little annoyed.  Yeah I know what I’m kind of a flank…but I don’t you reminding me thank you.

“Rainbow…Angel…Dinners ready!” Fluttershy called from the kitchen, and without a moment’s hesitation Angel hopped off the bed and scurried into the kitchen as fast as his little body could let him.

I just sighed as I put the game up and back into the box.  Then I slowly got off the couch and walked into the kitchen with my head hung low…now feeling that hungry anymore and not really feeling like I deserved to eat anything Fluttershy gave me.  I looked up at the table and caught my breath at the delicious looking meal that was on the table, Fluttershy and Angel already sitting down.

“Have a seat Rainbow…I already made you a plate…” Fluttershy offered warmly as she pointed her hoof at the empty spot to her right which had a plate full of food in front of it.  I didn’t say anything and only nodded as I slowly made my way over and sat down where she told me to sit.

I looked at the food I didn’t deserve and then looked over to see Fluttershy lightly nibbling at her small plate.  I looked away and looked over at Angel was quite literally shoving the plate into his face and looking like he was trying to gobble it all at once.   I sighed as I knew it would be very rude of me not to eat anything when she went through all the trouble of making it for me.  I bent over and took a bite of the food…and my taste buds immediately went to heaven as the very diverse tasting food went into mouth.  I moaned slightly in joy before swallowing it…my stomach growling slightly as if screaming in delight.

I didn’t waste any time and went in for another bite…then another…then another…I was almost the point where I was going to do what Angel did and shove the plate into my face.  The rabbit has good tastes if this is favorite dish.  Speaking the rabbit it appears he was done as he lowered the plate…which looked spotless with not a spec on it.  He then held out the plate to Fluttershy and squeaked very loudly.

“Why of course you can have seconds.”  She responded with a smile as she grabbed the plate from his small paws…he squeaked very loudly again as he rubbed his stomach…which made Fluttershy giggle slightly…

“Why thank you Angel…” She gratefully said as she put more food on the plate…I may not speak bunny…but I’m pretty sure he probably said something along the lines of ‘This stuff tastes amazing’…and I should complement her so I won’t be mean or rude…

“Y-Yeah Fluttershy…this…this food is incredible…I think you might have a secret invisible second cutie mark in the shape off food…” I complimented as sincerely as I could before I dove my head back down for a few more quick bites.  She stopped putting food on Angel’s plate and looked at me a bit surprised before smiling and nodding.

“T-Thank you Rainbow…I appreciate it…” She thanked graciously in a sweet tone before going to put more food on Angel’s plate…I then decided I better apologize now…so I could try and repent for what I did…even though I knew she wasn’t going to accept my apology thanks to her humility.

“I…I’m also sorry about…you know…all the cheating I’ve done…I promise the next time we play I won’t cheat.” I apologized trying to sound as sincere as possible, lowering my head down slightly in shame.

“It’s fine Rainbow…like I said it never bothered me…so don’t’ worry.” Fluttershy replied shrugging it off like I knew she would as she finished putting food on the plate and handed it to Angel…to which he instantly grabbed and preceded to shove it in his face again…

Afterwards she sat back down and I grinned as watched her…I…I feel much better…I was expecting to still feel guilty for what I did…but…I don’t…Fluttershy must’ve quelled all my doubt and shame in that line…I don’t know how she did it…but she did…she made me feel bad then shortly after she made me feel better…whether it’s calming me down from anger or cheering me up…Fluttershy just has some third invisible talent of making me feel happy…I chuckled at how it all played out and then looked at the bunny who was still shoving the plate in his face.

“He sure really likes your cooking.” I commented in a slightly teasing tone as Angel paid no heed to my word and continued to gobble everything…I was starting to get concerned he might try and eat the plate…

“Yes…this is his favorite meal and he’s trying to eat as much of it as possible since this is probably the last time this year he can eat it before hibernation.” The mare with the pink mane and tail replied with a giggle as she looked at her little bunny as well…commenting on how he needs to hibernate and reminding me of my little pet that needs to hibernate soon.

“Speaking of hibernation…what am I supposed to do about Tank?” I asked in concern as I looked at her…afraid that if I don’t do something soon he might happen to him…things I never want to happen in a million years.

“Oh just leave him to me…I got everything ready for him…” Fluttershy answered sweetly as she looked at me, smiled and titled her head slightly.  I sighed in relief as I had faith that she did have everything under control.

“Great…thanks Fluttershy.” I thanked generously before bending down and eating the rest of the food on my plate.

“Here let me get you some seconds.” Fluttershy then offered as she leaned over and picked up my plate…she must know I’m still hungry…but…I’m not a bunny…I can get the food myself.

“You don’t have to do that Fluttershy…I can do it myself you know.” I said a bit seriously as I held out my hoof to her…but it was too late she was already putting more food on it.

“It’s ok…I really don’t mind” She said in her usual tone, shrugging off my request with her usual modesty…I just sighed and let her continue…next time I’ll be sure to grab my plate the moment I clean it off so she doesn’t have to do this.

“D-Dash…what am I supposed to do tomorrow?” Fluttershy then asked a bit nervously as she continued to put food on my plate.  What is she talking about?

“What do you mean ‘what are you supposed to do tomorrow?’” I asked in return, not quite getting what she was getting at?  The flight trip?  That’s simple…just…fly…I don’t think she needs to be told that…she’s just nervous…she better not be thinking about backing out…I want to see what she can do tomorrow…and of course I want her to come with me.

“I mean where am I supposed go in order to report for the bird escort service.” The yellow Pegasus then clarified as she looked at me and held the plate in her hoof.  Oh that’s make sense…yeah…I didn’t tell her where to go in the morning and I certainly don’t want her flying around not knowing where to go.

“Oh just show up at my place…and be sure to be early…” I informed in a relaxed tone as it wasn’t something complicated like show up at a specific point in Cloudsdale at a specific time…no….you just go to my house…that’s it…

“Like I said Rainbow…I’m more worried about you sleeping in and not waking up…” Fluttershy teasingly said back as a slight smile crept across her muzzle.  Heh…even I had to make a chuckle or two at what she said knowing full well that I have a horrible reputation sleeping in…especially back in the day when Grams would always let me sleep in and Fluttershy would always be the one to wake me up.

“Don’t worry Fluttershy…I’m not that same filly back in flight camp that needs you to wake me up anymore …” I cockily said back with a smile as I gave her a little wink  “Just be there on time ok?” I then said a bit seriously as I didn’t want her to be late or sleep in and not show up…I can’t go by and wake her up for us to go since we have a strict time schedule.

“Don’t worry…I will Rainbow…I wouldn’t miss it for anything.” She replied happily with a grin as she held out the plate full of food towards me…now more confident since she knows where to go now.

“Thanks Fluttershy…” I thanked once again just as grateful as the last times as I took the plate and set it before me…once again digging right into it and its deliciousness.

I finished the next plate almost as fast as I finished the first.  When I was done I looked up and saw Angel was completely stuffed, lying on the table holding his stomach with a huge grin on his face.  I rolled my eyes and held back a snicker as I stood up from the table.  I decided I should really leave…and leave Fluttershy alone so she can go to bed for tomorrow.  I started to trot off before I stopped and turned around.

“Well…I should probably get going and get out of your hair…you probably have some stuff to do and I don’t want to stay here and waste your time…especially since you need to get some rest for tomorrow” I informed as I gave my farewell…not wanting to leave without saying I was leaving…she picked up the dishes and put them in the sink before she turned and looked at me.

“Oh before you go you need to do something.” The yellow mare said as she trotted past me and into the living room…I raised an eyebrow as I followed her…what could she possibly want me to do at this time?

“What is it?’ I asked curiously as she went over to a desk and picked up a clipboard with a pencil.

“It’s about Tanks hibernation.” She answered seriously as she turned around and started to flip through the papers.

“Got it…what do I do?” I instantly said seriously, understanding that this was important…not just for Tank but for Fluttershy since she was in charge of this kind of thing.

“Just sign Tanks name on the blank space and then sign your name right next to it. …” She explained as she turned the clipboard around and held out a pencil to me.  I looked over and it seemed to be a list of like dens and places with animal names next to them….and occasionally a pony’s name next to the animal.  I guess it was a specific place for an animal to spend hibernation and their owner’s name next to it if there was one…that makes sense…

“Alright…” I simply said understanding the organization of things as I found the blank space she was talking about and put Tank’s name there….I then put my name next to his and handed the pencil back to her.

“There…now all you have to do is come over the morning after we get back and we’ll both take care of our pet’s hibernations…” She then explained a stern tone as she checked over the clipboard…ok so I just have to come here the morning after we get back…that’s simple…I could do that…

“Awesome!  Thanks Fluttershy!” I thanked excitedly as I was happy that my Tank was taken care of now…relief flowing through me as I made one big sigh.

“No Rainbow…Thank you for another lovely day…” The animal caretaker returned shaking her head and thanking me instead….yeah…I guess it was another great day…if you…discount the tuxedo wearing…the horrible weather patrol…and the cheating embarrassment…ah screw it… I had another awesome meal with Fluttershy of course today was great!

“It was my pleasure…” I returned in a soft tone before I turned around and started to head to the front door to leave.

“G-Goodnight Rainbow Dash…” I heard Fluttershy say in a whisper as I opened the door.  I turned around to see trying to hide her face with the clipboard…though I could see a few shades of red on her face so she wasn’t doing a good job.

“Goodnight Fluttershy…” I said with a chuckle as I waved goodbye to her.  I then turned around and left her cottage, shutting the door behind me.  I then extended my wings and took to the skies where I belonged.

Just like the night before I was more energetic then usual…and with a happily full belly I felt like I could fly to Rio De Jemareo and back a hundred times before I got tired!  Note to self…eat at Fluttershy’s more often or at least eat with Fluttershy more often as she gives me more bursts of strength.  I seriously wanted to tear these skies a new one…but unfortunately I had to go home so I could get some rest for the flight tomorrow or else I would be cranky…or worse.  I sighed as I changed my direction and started to fly back home.  It didn’t take me that long as I expected and I started to swoop down towards my….wait…what the hell?

I stopped before landing on the ground as I noticed my door was open.  Did I forget to close it?  No I was sure I closed it.  Could there be a burglar in my house?  We don’t have a lot of crime in Ponyville and there’s not much to steal in my house….so why would anypony break into my house?  Oh forget…fight now…ask questions later…I prepared for the worst as I landed in front of my door and walked into my house ready to throw down with whoever it was that broke into my house…if they haven’t already left that is.

I looked around and noticed that there wasn’t anything missing…but…then again like I said there wasn’t much to steal…maybe they realized that and left.  I looked up and noticed the banner with Fluttershy’s face was still there…and then I looked over and saw a pony sitting on my couch.  I stopped and got into a defensive stance as the intruding pony got off the couch and walked up towards me.

“Rainbow Dash…” I heard the burglar call…wait…they know my name?  Wait a second I know that voice!

“T-Twilight?” I called back as the light turned on and once my eyes adjusted I noticed that it was indeed Princess Twilight…her horn glowing as she was probably the one who turned the lights on.

“W-What are you doing here?” I asked curiously and a bit annoyed as I rubbed my eyes with my hoof…seriously of all the ponies to break an entry…why is it Twilight?  …and why did she break in through the front door instead of teleporting in?  Why did she break in to begin with?

“R-Rainbow…w…we need to talk…i-it’s important…” Twilight said seriously and a bit nervously she looked down at the ground and rubbed the floor with one of her hooves…a bright tint of red quickly forming on her face…

“A-Alright…sure…if it’s important of course we can talk…” I replied in a concerned tone, now feeling a bit nervous myself…what could be so important that she needed to break into my home?

“So what did you want to talk about?” I then asked, still keeping that concerned tone as I was getting to the heart of the matter.

“R-Remember yesterday when we we’re….talking about relationships and…how I should try and get one with the pony I had feelings for?” She asked back, answering my question with another question…oh I just love it when ponies answer my question with questions…especially when they’re awkward and nerve racking like that one!

“Y-Yeah?” I simply said back with a slight nod, confirming that I remembered as I was now really getting uncomfortable with the whole situation.

“W-Well…about that…uhh…umm….” She started in a soft tone before it turned into mutters as she looked down at the ground…her face going completely red and her ears drooping down…ok…now I’m starting to shake in uneasiness…because I have a scary feeling about where this conversation is going…

And I don’t know how I’ll respond if it does go there! Next Chapter: Chapter 8 Estimated time remaining: 16 Hours, 5 Minutes