I-ahhh…awoke to the sound of a pounding noise and a massive-ahhh…headache…great…my head’s pounding…well let’s scratch that off the list…what’s next…hmmm…can’t really remember last night…check…taste of vomit in my mouth…check…the mere thought of cider making me nauseous…check…and last but not least I feel like I drink an entire gallon of water…yep I’m hangover…wonderful…

The pounding noise seemed to get louder and I bit my lip in a vain hope that it would go away…damn my headache…wait…I never HEAR my head pounding…I just feel it.  No…that’s coming from next door…what the hell is going on over-AHHH!  Well…whatever it is…they need to stop it because it’s just making my headache worse!  I sighed as I shifted slightly in my bed…moving my hooves slightly around the soft form that lay in my….wait what?  My eyes immediately opened and widened at the sight a covered up body lying next to me…and up against me snuggly…as I now came fully to my senses if felt their warm coat against me and the slow hot breath tickling my chest…oh Celestia damn it!  Did I think what I think I did?

I looked around and found myself in a nice fancy hotel room that I’ve never been in before…yep…it happened…it finally happened…I got so drunk that I got laid at a hotel…I can just hear Grams laughing at me now screaming “I told you so I told you so!” over and over again in her usual high pitched cackle…ughhh…yes Grams you were right…my first time was in a hotel with some random pony…I had a feeling something was wrong yesterday with how I was reacting around Fluttershy…and now it confirms it…I’m in heat…and combined with how drunk I probably was it lead to my lapse in judgment for this to happen…great…I can only imagine what Fluttershy thinks of me now…seeing me walk off with some random pony and leaving her behind…I should probably start making my apology now…

In the meantime however I might want to see what kind of pony I got and to see if I made a good choice last night…I hope I wasn’t too drunk off my flank that I got some ugly old pony.  I started to my hooves around their gentle fur and the first thing I noticed was a wing when I moved my hoof down.  A soft wing with very immaculate feathers…well…I guess my father would be happy that I at least got a Pegasus for my first time instead of a Unicorn or Earth Pony…or worse…and as I continued to move my hooves down I noticed they had a very slim, delicate, and small physic…much too small and soft for any colt….wait…Ah Celestia freaking damn it!

I slept with a mare!  Great…now not only can I hear Grams laughing at me but now I can hear every freaking pony from summer flight camp and beyond laughing at me screaming, “Ha!  I knew you were a fillyfooler!  I knew it I knew it I knew it!” endlessly…along with a few snickers from some ponies I knew from Ponyville…Celestia only knows what Cloud Kicker would say if she saw me like this…she’d probably die of laughter…hmm…that might not be a bad thing actually…but wait...I don’t even want to know what Fluttershy thinks of this…I can very clearly visualize in my throbbing head the shock and horror on her face as she saw me walk off with some random mare…

Horror and shock…but not disappointment or disgust…I can see her accepting me for this and forgiving me for it.  And you know what…if she’s ok with it…screw what the others think or say.  I never really cared about what gender I would be with…I wasn’t really focused on getting with anypony and was more focused on becoming the fastest flyer.  I just gained a reputation for being a fillyfooler for my attitude, looks, and because I always hung around Fluttershy…and it never bothered me…and seeing as I’m with a mare right now it still doesn’t…hell I actually embrace it!  Because everything I do is awesome and nothing is going to take that away!

And speaking of ‘Everything I do is awesome’…let’s just see how nice this mare is…so far it seems I made a good choice…but there’s still always a chance I made a bad choice.  I moved my hoof down her back and managed to meet her soft tail.  I brushed against each strand and fiber her gentle hair…and moved down to her flank and started to press against to feel it up.  It was firm, yet tender in my grasp and felt very decently sized…oh…this is a very nice flank…I like it…

I started to feel my wings unfold and start to extend as I raised my hoof up slightly and started to tap it…causing it to jiggle slightly at my light taps.  Hot damn this is an awesome flank!  I think I got a supermodel or something!  Hell freaking yes Rainbow Dash manages to land a hot piece of flank for her first time…can we say ‘massive score’?  Yes!  But I think that would be an understatement from how much enjoyment I’m having right now…man I just wish I could remember the fun I had last night!

She started to shift slightly as I continued to tap and rub her flank…along with making a very erotic and seductive moan…she’s quite possibly enjoying it too.  I mean wouldn’t everypony if they awoke to the great touch of Rainbow Dash?  I now felt my wings fully stand out erect in pleasure and excitement against the bed.   I knew that even though I couldn’t remember the fun I had last night…I knew I was going to have an awesome reminder right now!  I raised my hoof higher than before and swiftly landed a spank on that plump luscious flank.  

“Ah!” The mare suddenly screamed in shock…and in a very sexy scream I might add…as I knew I she was fully awake now…heh…good now that she’s awake the fun can really begin…I smirked as I raised my hoof and smacked her flank as hard as I could…causing her to scream again…huh…now that I heard it again…that scream sounds very familiar…ha it almost sounded like-  

“R-Rainbow Dash…” A soft timid voice called as the mare moved the cover back to expose her face and reveal herself to be…to be…

“F-Fluttershy?!” I screamed in horror as widened my eyes and felt my pupil’s contract to small little dots as I stared in utter hysteria at the confused and scared yellow face looking back at me from under the blanket…part of her pink mane showing as well as it stuck out from under the blanket and laying on the green designer sheets beneath her.

“W-Why are you hitting me?” She asked in a whisper and in fear as she bit her lip and looked at me with her eyes shaking very slightly.

“I…uhh…bwa...eh…ahh…” I muttered unintelligibly as I just gave random syllables, feeling my face instantly being set ablaze what was now happening.  I…I…I…slept with Fluttershy?  D-Did…Did we…?

“D-Did I do something wrong?  I-I’m sorry….I just tried did my best last night…” She then apologized softly and sincerely as she receded back into the blanket, her mane trailing in front of her and lying on the bed as tears started to form in her cyan colored eyes.  Oh…crap…I did it…I totally did it…I…I got drunk and…and….

“I…I!” I started in a loud shout as I moved away from her, out from under the blanket and falling off the bed and onto the ground with a loud thud, “I-I got to go!” I then hysterically yelled with a nervous smile as I immediately started to trot over to the bay window doors that led to the deck that overlooked the city.

“G-Go?  Where are you going?” The victimized canary mare asked confused as she sat up on the bed, still covered up as she held a pillow in her hooves and hugged it as if using that for comfort…making me feel much worse because seeing her like that makes me feel like a rapist…what do I say?  ‘Oh sorry Fluttershy…I just got really hammered last night and didn’t mean to force myself on you and take your innocence…oh can you forgive me?’  Yeah…right…

“M-Morning exercises…to…a…a…get my blood pumping you know?”  I lied as I opened the doors and looked over to her, with a  desperate wild grin on my face as I noticed my wings were still fully sticking up from unknowingly feeling up my friend’s sweet flank…I-I mean perfectly shaped flank…I-I mean awesomely round flank…I-I mean…AHHHH!

“I-I’ll be back later…ju…just got to do my morning routine!” I frantically lied, excusing myself and getting myself out of the situation as soon as I could.

I closed the doors behind me but seeing as how you could see through them…I knew I couldn’t stay out there for long…besides I really needed to get away…I needed to get away from her so I could clearly think about what to do…I…I mean how would you react if you woke up one morning and found out you forced yourself on you oldest friend…hell your best friend that you swore to protect…especially when she thinks it’s her that did something wrong and not you yourself!  Ahhh!  It’s a nightmare!  It has to be a nightmare!  Where’s Luna?  I bet she’s out somewhere out there right now laughing at me!

Unfortunately it was no dream, I briefly looked out to the city to see the sun starting to rise…starting to illuminate the city and myself, I looked back and now clearly saw the shame on my back as my wings still continued to stick straight up in the air.  Unfortunately that meant I couldn’t fly at the moment. I still had to get away as soon as possible though.  I went to the edge of the deck and looked over to the next deck to ours.  It wasn’t that far away and easily reachable.  I looked down at the ground and noticed that we were very high up…if I were to fall and miss…it would be game over for me….well I wouldn’t have to worry about facing Fluttershy if that happened…no no…can’t do that…just focus on getting into the next deck.  

I looked back up, got up on the concrete ledge, and took a deep breath before leaping off of it with all my strength…which was a little too much because my jump made it well passed the small gap between the decks…I almost reached the other side of the deck I was landing on!  Geez if I was any stronger I would’ve overshot the deck completely and landed in the deck beyond this one…this would call for some bragging and some self-boasting but…it wasn’t the time right now…maybe later.

I landed on the hard cement deck with a loud smacking sound…and my chest started to hurt but I’ve fallen from much higher heights…though ceilings and even rocks and come out unscathed…so this was nothing.  The pounding noise I heard from within my room was now louder than ever.  I groaned slightly as I got back on my hooves and looked back at my wings…which were starting to return to normal but weren’t back within my control yet unfortunately.  Geez…this has to be the longest wing boner I’ve ever had…damn you Fluttershy and your…no no…don’t think about that…you’ll just be back right where you started with two fully sticking out and unusable wings.

I sighed as looked into through the bay windows…only to see what looked like two big burly stallions tied to both beds tightly with ropes.  They were on their backs so their bellies faced up and each of their legs was tied to a corner of the bed.  They were both wearing black rubber masks and had what looked like socks stuffed in their mouths so they say anything.  They also looked like they had elegant and fancy armor on their backs and on their heads…Then a black whip came down and hit one of them, causing them to recoil slightly, raising the bed and causing it land with a loud pounding noise.

At the edge of one of the beds was an Alicorn female with half a moon for a cutie mark…she was black and had kind of slender frame with her bright blue mane and dark red eyes…she was wearing dark grey latex on most of her body, though there was an opening so her black wings could be fully extended, and had a long black spiked whip in her smiling mouth as she looked at both the stallions with lust in her eyes.  Around her looked like electric clamps that she held up with her magic and I assumed powered it as well to do…I don’t even want to think about it.

“What the hell is going on in there!?” I shouted almost as loud as I could…the second time today I was in horror at the sight before me…I don’t know what’s worse…waking up to find yourself having had sex with your foalhood friend or accidently stumbling on…this!

“Ahhh!” She yelled in shock, dropping the whip from her mouth along with the clamps as she looked at me with her eyes widened, “A pervert has come to spy on me and my play time with my guards!” She then screamed as she pointed at me with one of her fore legs…wait what did she call me?

“A pervert?” I confusingly repeated as I leaned my head back, pointed a hoof at myself, and arched an eyebrow at her, “Lady is there not a mirror in your bathroom for you to look in?” I then asked as moved my head so I could see her only from out of my right eye as I pointed my hoof at her.  She didn’t see me though as she rushed in between the beds to start releasing them from the bed.

“Get her my pets!  Get that intruder for interrupting us and disgracing your princess!” She hissed as she instructed the stallions….wow you called them your pets…geez I know some ponies like it kinky but that’s a little…wait those are royal guards…and she’s a princess?  Well she’s certainly not Princess Fake Fight….so she must be…Princess Night Lurker…geez was she amply named or what?  Wait…she’s ordering them to get me?  What the hell did I do!?  I looked back and found my wings were now limp and I could lift them and move them at my leisure finally.

“Yeah…good luck with that chumps!” I then arrogantly teased as I went to the edge of the balcony and got on the ledge, ready to jump out to fly over the city, knowing full well that there was no way they could catch me once I was in my element. “Because I am out of-!”

“Rainbow?” A small soft timid voiced called out, cutting me off from giving my last comment and getting the hell out of dodge. I looked over to my right and saw Fluttershy slightly wrapped up in a blanket, holding the pillow in her right hoof…looking at me both confused and hurt as tears were still in welling up in her eyes.

“F-Fluttershy!” I shouted back, as I felt my face start to heat up again…she was the last pony in the universe I wanted to see right now!

“I…I thought you said you were going out to get some exercise?” The pink mane colored pony then confusingly asked in her usual soft tone as she wondered why I was in the next deck over and not out flying around.

“I…uhhh…umm…” I struggled to respond as I raised a hoof and scratched the back of my head…not knowing what to say…I can’t tell her the truth about how I was trying to get away from her and I certainly can’t tell her about what I stumbled upon!

“I…I want to know why you hit me…it really hurt…” She then shyly asked as it looked like she was about to start crying, great now I feel like utter crap…just what I needed, “Look it’s starting to get red from when you hit me…” She then sadly pointed out as she slowly turned around showed me her flank, moving her tail out of the way to show the red mark starting to appear next to her cutie mark…and when she moved her tail I got a perfect view of her entire flank that was usually mostly covered up by her long tail…and now I could clearly see it and all its curvy goodness…wait…No no no this is just what I didn’t need!  It’s going to-

‘Pomf!’ Celestia damn it!  I know that sound!  I looked back and saw that my wings were once again outstretched to their limit and once again no matter what I did I couldn’t get them back under my control.  Damn disobedient wings….why does the sight of Fluttershy’s flank make you go crazy…and no…you twitching when I think of the words ‘Fluttershy’s flank’ doesn’t give me an proper answer!

As I looked angrily at my wings I noticed behind them that the Pervert Princess…heh…I like that…I think I’m keeping that…had just finished untying her guards to sick on me…but they were weak and struggled to get off the bed, both of them were holding a hoof to their head still trying to come to terms with what is going on around them.  I bit my lip…this is a bad situation…I can’t fly at the moment, I don’t want Fluttershy to fly in risk of her wings not being at a hundred percent yet…and sure as hell don’t want us to be caught and arrested for stupid crap I didn’t do!  I had no choice…while they were still feebly trying to come to their senses to come at us…Fluttershy and I will run like hell and get out of here!

“I explain later Fluttershy!”  I shouted back to her seriously as I moved over to the other edge and jumped over to her and landed right next to the confused mare that turned around and raised an eyebrow at me.

“Right now we really have to gallop like there’s no tomorrow!” I then desperately ordered as I grabbed her free hoof and started to pull her, dragging her back inside the apartment not bothering to shut the door behind us and towards the door.

“W-What?  Why?  What’s wrong?” Fluttershy asked completely befuddled, posing multiple questions as she stopped in place before we reached door.  I turned around to see her standing in place looking like she wasn’t going to move without answers…I don’t blame her…she’s had it real rough lately…being forced to sleep with me last night…me practically molesting her not ten minutes ago, and now being frantically rushed to leave the hotel at the drop of a dime…if I were her I would do the same thing.

“Let’s just say I saw something I shouldn’t have…” I vaguely explained nervously as I frowned a bit, and raised a cheek as if trying to signal her that I didn’t want to tell her exactly what I saw.

“W-What did you see?” The buttery Pegasus then asked, wanting clarification that…I’m sorry…you’re never going to get!

“Something that apparently warrants the princess next door to want my head on a platter!” I answered a bit annoyed as I put a hoof to my face, because I mean…come on…we’re going to be chased by a crazy Pervert Princess and she wants to know the specifics?  Who cares what they are!  When somepony is chasing you do one thing!  Run!

“Oh dear…w-why did you do it?” She then asked curiously as she put the hoof that held the pillow to her muzzle in concern and shock…ughhh and know she wants to know this?  Also…what?

“Look it’s not like I did it on purpose or even wanted to see it!” I almost yelled as I waved my fore hooves at her…wanting to get the hell out of her and not want to play twenty questions with her…she put her hoof down and then looked down at the ground as well with regret in her eyes and I realized I was being a little too mean with her…this wasn’t her fault and once again after the things I’ve done to her…I really have no right to be upset with her…

“Fluttershy…look…” I then said in a gentle soothing tone as I slowly trotted up to her and put a hoof on her shoulder…which caused her to look at me with tears once again forming in her eyes, “It was an accident…ok?” I then truthfully said to her, not wanting to be mean but wanting to know that we should really get out of here.

“If that’s the case we shouldn’t run…we should sit down and talk with them in a calm educated manner to explain ourselves!” The peaceful mare replied, suggesting a solution as a smile started to appear on her face.  

I smiled back before the sound of a door starting to crack filled the room.  I turned around to see the front door glowing bright blue before it was torn off its hinges and tossed aside with multiple crashing sounds…like it splintered to pieces at the force it was thrown at.  Crap…we’re too late…the Pervert Princess trotted in angrily slowly after the door was removed, breathing violently through her nose while her two ‘guards’ followed right behind her still looking a little dazed.

“Kill them!” She shouted in a very high pitched tone at the top of her lungs, which was slightly painful by the way, as she pointed to us with her right fore hoof…why did she say that in Equestrian…oh well not like it matters!

“Yeah there’s your calm and educated talk Fluttershy!” I snarkily replied before gritting my teeth as one of the guards walked past her.  He shook his head as if to clear his head and focus.  Then he looked at me with his eyes narrowed before charging at me violently.  I looked back at Fluttershy whose eyes were widened at the whole situation…crap...she’s not going to fight anypony…especially not suddenly like this…and I swore I wouldn’t let anything happen to her…so there’s no way I can back down from this.  I looked down at the pillow she was holding and quickly reached out to take it from her.

“I need to borrow this Fluttershy!” I frantically shouted to her as I grabbed the pillow out of the way, then I pushed her into the unused second bad before turning around to face the stallion who was still coming at us.  

I swatted the pillow against his face as I got out the way, all it did was make a slight pomf sound…not hurting him at all…although that wasn’t exactly the plan in the first place.  He was still out of focus and dazed that he just shook his head as he continued galloping…right out the open door and right into the concrete balcony wall face first…after he hit it with a massive thud and a slight cracking sound his body went limp before it fell to the ground.

“There, now our calm and educated talk just literally went right out the window!” I joked in a confident tone as I looked at Fluttershy with a smirk.

“Technically that’s a door and…look out Rainbow!” Fluttershy began to correct in in a worried tone before she shouted and pointed right behind me.   I quickly turned around to see the other stallion coming at me with his hoof raised ready to deck me.  I quickly ducked and moved out the away…ha no half exhausted earth stallion can touch me!  His punch landed on the bed that me and Fluttershy were sleeping on and he quickly grabbed a pillow to swing at me with.

“Oh you want to pillow fight?” I asked in a teasing tone as I easily ducked the slow blow, before I raised my own pillow to swing at him. “Alright…be warned though…I’m an expert when it comes to extreme pillow fights!” I advised arrogantly before I uppercut him with my pillow causing him to drop the pillow he was holding and fall backwards slightly.  

I wasted no time and swung the pillow around to my left and moved it around my entire body in a twirl to get as much force and speed I could before I smacked him against the side of the face.  The blow was so intense his whole body lifted and he fell on the bed.  He weakly tried to get up but I raised my fore hoof that and threw the pillow as hard as I could against his face.  When it hit him his whole body jerked in response before suddenly going limp.  

“There…sleep tight and don’t let the Dash bite flankhole!” I smugly teased as I bent down and picked up the pillow he dropped.  I then turned to see the Pervert Princess starting to back up towards the open doorway to leave.

“Word of advice…” I began in a confident tone as I started walking up towards her, “When trying to arrest somepony like me…don’t bring you exhausted abused guards…” I then suggested with a sly grin as I began twirling the pillow around like some kind of deadly weapon.  She didn’t waste a single second and turned around to leave.

“Guards!  Guards!” She shouted at the top of her lungs as I heard her run down the halls.  I sighed and shook my head as I felt my wings touch the floor lightly.  I looked down and then smiled at how I finally regained my control again.

“Tsk…what kind of princess hides behind an army of guards…” I then asked in a deadpan tone as I raised an eyebrow slightly, I mean come on…Princess Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and hell even Twilight would deal with something like this on their own…they wouldn’t hide behind guards or anything like that…she must suck at magic or something…

“Come on Fluttershy let’s…” I then started as I turned around to face Fluttershy…only to stop in my place and freeze up at the sight before.  “Go…” I then weakly said in a whisper as I dropped the pillow from my hoof as I looked at Fluttershy hiding under blanket…only with her nice flank poking out and being straight in the air…as if awaiting me and longing for-

‘Pomf’ Ah Celestia damn it!  I looked back and sure enough…right back up in the freaking air!  I groaned slightly and raised a hoof to them to try and force them down…but to no avail unfortunately!

“Oh are they gone?” Fluttershy asked fearfully as she turned around and stuck her head out to look at me, I lowered my hoof quickly to pick up the pillow again so she wouldn’t see me messing with my wings and nodded at her. “Oh thank goodness!” She then said in relief and with a sigh as she got out from under the blanket and then finally off the bed.

“Y-Yeah…l-let’s go Fluttershy…before more show up.” I struggled to say as I tried to think of anything besides Fluttershy’s beautiful flank...damn it!  And it’s not working at the moment!’

“Do you really have to fight them though Rainbow?” The timid mare asked in concern as she was opposed to fighting…well mostly me fighting in fear of me getting hurt…which sure as hell isn’t going to happen!

“Yeah…I do Fluttershy…I won’t let them send you to prison for something you didn’t do…especially since you weren’t involved at all…” I answered in an honest and serious tone as I slowly trotted up to her, “I promise I won’t let them touch you Fluttershy…” I then gently finished as I put a hoof on her shoulder…genuinely letting her know that…no matter what happens…she’ll walk out of here without a scratch on her…and that’s a guarantee…not a Pinkie Pie Promise…but a Rainbow Dash Guarantee!

“Rainbow…” She simply said in a whisper as her cyan eyes started to quiver slightly, obviously touched by what she was seeing in front of her.

“Now come on…let’s go!” I then ordered in a stern voice as I turned around and trotted out the front door.  I looked down one end of the hallway that was unfortunately a dead end and was also filled with wooden chunks from when the door shattered.   Then I looked down the other end to see what looked like a white unicorn in a trench coat standing randomly in the hall…and seeing three guard ponies galloping past him up to us…then stopping a few rooms before they reached me to look and me and size me up most likely…

“I suppose you three aren’t here to clean and tidy our rooms up are you?” I smugly asked with a smirk as I raised my hoof with a pillow…not only to threaten them but also holding it up to Fluttershy so she wouldn’t leave the room and instead stay inside.

“Get her by order of the princess!” The lead guard pony decked out in fancy armor shouted before he grabbed out a sword with his mouth and then charged at me.

“That’s what I feared…” I replied with a sigh as I quickly rolled my eyes, then I smirked as I saw him looking at me…I decided to do the same thing to this thug that I did the last one.  I went to the center of the hallway and when he started to get close enough he raised his sword to swing at me, though raising that big sword was slow and difficult compared to the small soft pillow that was in my hooves.  I jumped up as he started to swing and smacked him in the face with the pillow as he ran underneath me.

“Oley!”  I shouted happily as I landed on the ground, raising the pillow up and grinning at it.  I looked back to see the guard pony tumbling and rolling on the ground…the way he was swinging his head combined with the sudden impact of the pillow must’ve caused him to lose balance.  I heard a crashing noise as I looked up slightly to see the sword outside the now broken window…well at least that’s one dangerous object I don’t have to worry about now.

“Rainbow!”  I then heard a frantic shout from Fluttershy…warning me from incoming danger.  Speaking of dangerous objects…

“You little runt!  I’ll make you pay for that!”  A pony angrily shouted, I raised my pillow and turned it around to see a sword coming right at my face.  I moved the pillow in front of me and the sword met it, going through it and stopping a few inches away from my face.

“Whoa!  You don’t have to shout I get your point already!” I joked with a snicker as I titled my head to look at the poor dopes face blankly staring at his sword caught in my pillow. When I did I also saw the other guard behind him coming up with his sword raised ready to attack me.  I forcefully pushed the pillow with the other dopes sword caught in it at him, causing him to spin and the sight of the guard spinning with the sword caught in the pillow scared the other poor attacker to swinging early…and landing his blow into my pillow as well so that they crossed perfectly…they both looked at it confused and bewildered to what happened before looking at each other.  

“Hey hey…you don’t need to be embarrassed about crossing your swords in front of me…believe me I’m a very accepting mare!” I teased with a giggle as the sight before me was very…suggestive…they both looked at me before looking back at each other with a blush…then they both let go of the swords like it was infected with a disease or something…oh god these dopes are stupid!

“Oh dear…apparently you two learned didn’t learn that you shouldn’t play with sharp objects…” I said with a scowl, scolding the two idiots as I reached out and grabbed the falling two sword pillow combo before it hit the ground, and brought it towards me.  “And didn’t learn that if you’re going to play with them…you shouldn’t suddenly leave lying about…because then others will come in and steal them so they can play with them!”  I then said as I took both swords out with both my fore hooves, letting the pillow drop on the ground in front of me…and causing the poor guards to gulp in fear at what I was going to do…luckily for them though…

“Because knowing your luck it’s very likely they’re going to lose your sharp objects!” I then finished, like a teacher giving a lesson as I turned around and tossed the swords out the already broken window, getting rid of them and also hoping they don’t land on some poor pony walking by.  When I threw them the guard that tumbled earlier was starting to get back up, only to look and see two swords flying at him…he then quickly ducked towards the ground to avoid them.

“Like that…opps!” I then playfully said as I turned around and shrugged at them, as if making it seem like an accident.

“Besides…” I began mischievously as I bent down to pick up the pillow again, “I’m more of a gentle cushion kind of girl…”  I informed with a wink which caused the dope to my right to become enraged and pull his right hoof back…oh please…so slow and predictable.  I sighed and moved to my left, dodging the easy attack before giving him face full of pillow…since there was a hole in feathers got in his face and he screamed in horror as he backed up with feathers in his eyes.

“How are you beating us with a pillow!?” The dope to my left frantically shouted and asked as he raised his left hoof to try and swing at me.

“Don’t you guys know that Pegasi are natural warriors dating back to our origins?” I answered, giving him a brief history lesson as I dodged to my right, “That or your guys really suck at your job!” I then suggested as I jumped and raised the pillow above my head to deal a massively soft blow against his head…causing him to recoil backwards with feathers in his eyes as well.

“I’ll show you how a Pegasi warrior sucks!” I heard another shout, I turned around to see the stallion guard from before finally back up on his hooves and starting to charge me again…really…did he really say that?

“Ehhh…poor choice of words…”  I replied with an eyebrow raised as I just watched him come at me with all his might.

“Rainbow!” I heard Fluttershy shout from beside me in the room.  I looked over briefly to see her tossing me another pillow.  Heh…just what I needed!

“Thanks Fluttershy!” I thanked gratefully as I raised my other hoof and grabbed the other pillow and grinned at her.  I looked back at the oncoming charge and jumped again, hitting him with both pillows at once, causing him to scream audibly, possibly at feathers getting his eye like the other pathetic excuses for guards.

“Oley times two!” I shouted victoriously as I turned around in the air and watched the charging guard crash into the other two, causing a massive pile up in the center of the hallway.

“Ohhh…I’ve heard of Colt Cuddling but…wow…”  I teased as I admired the mish mash of stallion parts and ends jutting out of the pile, “Well save it for later guys…come on come on…let’s go for round two of you embarrassing defeat at the hooves of a mare wielding pillows!”  I then shouted as I held up both pillows in my hooves…enjoying this more than I should honestly…but I can’t help it…this is so much freaking fun!

“Oh Solaris she’s got two pillows now!” One guard pointed out hysterically as he raised a hoof up and pointed to me, causing the other two to gasp as they struggled to get up.  I laughed at this…grown stallions…afraid of pillows…oh well…better make use of it now because I’ll never get a chance like this again!

“That’s right flankholes I’m dual wielding pillows!” I shouted back, confirming their fears as I raised the pillows and mashed them together, looking down at them menacingly…wait…down?  I looked around and…HELL YEAH!   “And I can fly now…so be prepared for fluff from above!” I then threatened excitedly upon realizing my ability to fly had returned…now this just has gone from embarrassing to painful to watch…for them!

“L-Let’s go get back up!” One of them suggested before they all turned around and ran off to go get help…I chuckled at this and Fluttershy slightly giggled as well as I saw her walk out of the room to watch them run off…what a pathetic guard…what’s Pervert Princess going to through at me next…door mats?  Well…I think they’d be more of a threat than those guys!

“Ha…cowards…” I screamed victoriously and smugly as I flew up slightly…then folding my fore hooves and starting my decent back to the ground.  “Next time get more guards for me to-” I then started to say before I was cut off by a very soft and warm feeling…I opened my eyes and looked down to…to see my flank on top of Fluttershy’s…rubbing against it and feeling it’s delicate softness touch my rough coat... Oh Celestia that’s so hot…not to mention that it also feels freaking-

‘Pomf!’ …was the sound I heard before I felt myself fall like a rock on the floor next to Fluttershy…

YOU’VE GOT TO BE FREAKING JOKING WITH ME!  MY WINGS STIFFENED UP AGAIN!?  UGHHH!  DAMN YOU FLUTTERSHY!  YOU HOT FLANK IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE FREAKING GUARDS!  UGHHH…THAT’S…sad actually…

“Rainbow are you hurt!?” The hot flanked mare…I mean…timid shy gentle pony that I really shouldn’t be having these kinds of thoughts about said in concern as she helped me up.

“Just my pride…” I admitted dryly, as I got back on my four hooves and looked back to once again see my wings outstretched and once again useless…damn…and I was on such a roll…I can’t enter this in the Dash hall of awesomeness now…well…maybe I can…I’ll just cut out the last part…

“What is going on here?!” I then heard somepony shout angrily and fiercely…and in a very familiar tone…I looked up and narrowed my eyes down the hall to get a better look and saw…oh well well well…that black Alicorn with the white horn…I didn’t except to see her here…well…maybe I should have since I seen banners up welcoming her yesterday.

“M-My lady…run!  There’s a crazy Pegasus mare here with two pillows!” One of the guards shouted in hysteria as he turned around and pointed back down the hall towards me.  I chuckled slightly in glee as I picked the pillows back up from the ground did my best to balance myself on my hind legs.

“What?” She asked in a dull tone, both disbelieving and unamused as she started to trot down the hall, then looking at me.

“Hey…you’re that mare from yesterday…who fought that big snake right?” I asked teasingly as she got closer to us…wanting to confirm that she was the princess from yesterday…I mean she looks the same…same coat, eyes, mane, the one wing, and even the busted up armor…

“Yes and you’re apparently the mare whose giving my guards trouble…I don’t know whether I should be impressed at your ability or sad that I didn’t properly train my guards right…” She replied in Equestrian with a nod as she questioned something at me with a smirk…pfff…she’s trying to shrug off my ability when she should be saddened by her lack of ability!

“Doesn’t matter either way…if they were trained by you that would explain why they suck so much…” I pointed out with a grin as I moved my right hoof at Fluttershy for her to get back in the room.  She nodded lightly before backing up back into the room away from the fight that I knew was going to go down.

“What’s that supposed to mean!?” She immediately questioned back, obviously offended by what I said…oh…a hot head…great…I know exactly what to do to press her buttons…

“I know that fight yesterday was a fake…there’s no way you can cut that deep into a snake without it bleeding…”  I explained as I raised an eyebrow at her, pointing out the fight’s lack of logic…she stopped and froze where she was before she lowered her head a bit and scowled at me…she couldn’t say anything because she knew I was right…now it’s time to really piss her off!

“So that fight was a complete and total lie…Princess Fake Fight…” I then said insultingly as I narrowed my eyes at her, almost begging for her to come at me so I can show her how a real fighter does things.

“It’s Fire Fight!  Princess Fire Fight!” The black Alicorn hissed at me, reminding me of whom she was even though I didn’t need to know….oh I got her wrapped around my hoof…

“Tsk…all I see is a bunch of smoke from you fire and no fight…” I playfully taunted as I shook my head at her disappointed.  I then raised an eyebrow as I started to snarl and breathe violently, steam coming out her nose…come on…come at me!

“I’ll show you a fight!” She shouted, giving in to my demand and also falling into my trap as she charged angrily at me. “I’ll even prove to you my skill but not using any magic!” She then added as she reached into her sheath and pulled out her sword with her teeth.

“Heh…it’s like you want to lose the fight before it even began!” I taunted with a laugh as she kept charging at me, seriously that was a pointless hooficap…I bet even with magic I could still beat you…

“Shut your mouth Equestrian Runt!” She violently roared as she raised her sword straight at me to swing at me.  When she brought it down I backed up and let it hit the ground in front of me.  Before she had a chance to raise it back up though I threw the pillow with the hole at her face, getting feathers all over her.

“Ahh!”  She shouted as she let go of the sword and backed up to get the pillow off her face along with the pillow…leaving the sword wide open.

“Let’s get rid of that first…” I playfully suggested as I walked up grabbed the weapon and then tossed it out the broken window like the other swords…getting it out of play and putting it where it belonged…in the trash hopefully…

“How dare you!”  She shouted as I looked back over to her, seeing that she got all the feathers out of her eyes and had regained her insane composure, “You’ll pay for-!” She then started to scream before I cut her off with a swift swipe of my other pillow…knocking her against the wall with force.

“Yeah yeah…you’ll pay for that…” I playfully finished for her as she got off the wall and charged back at me. “Though honestly…I don’t think I’ll have to pay much…that cheap sword didn’t look that expensive!” I teased as I got out of the way and made another swipe at her, she dodged to the left though using her right wing…though I anticipated that and picked up the fallen pillow with holes and tossed at where she was going to land.  She raised her left hoof and tossed it aside, not going to fall for the same trick twice but I didn’t need her to...because after dodging and flicking away the attack she was now wide open and I landed another harsh swipe at her with my pillow causing her to hit the wall again.

“How? How are you doing this!?”  She frantically shouted in disbelief as she got up from the wall…rubbing her head from the impact.

“Because you’re easy…you’re not even worth my time…so just let us go Princess Fake Fight…” I explained in a disappointed tone as I shook my head at her…she really is pathetic…

“Don’t…Don’t call me that!”  She shouted hysterically as she lunged at me with all her might…I sighed as I lifted my pillow up above my head and swiftly brought it down on top of her head…catching her horn in it like the sword earlier…she struggled to escape and I brought one of my hind legs up to her chest and…gently pushed her off…she stumbled backwards and landed on her haunches…rubbing the top of her head…where her horn used to be…wait what?  I looked back at the pillow and saw that the white horn was still there…

“Oh crap I’m sorry!” I apologized frantically as I looked back at the struggling to stand Princess, “I didn’t mean to hurt you or break off pieces of you…I just wanted to rough you up a bit so you’d let us go…I didn’t mean to…”  I then explained as I was worried I actually seriously hurt her before looking back at the horn and then stopping my crazy apology.

“Wait…” I began as I reached up and pulled the horn off the pillow.  I looked at it and felt it…it was plastic…and hollow none the less!   “This is fake!  What the hell is going on here!? I shouted back at her angrily as I looked over to see her backing away in shame…no wonder she said she wasn’t going to use magic…she can’t use magic!  She’s not an Alicorn at all!  She’s just a one winged Pegasus!

“I guess the cat is out of the bag…” I low slightly raspy voice said from the end of the hall.  I looked down and noticed that unicorn in the trench coat that was just standing there starting to walk up to us. “Or maybe I should more accurately say…the unicorn horn is off the Pegasus…” He then teasingly corrected as he started to walk up to us.

“No…don’t do it!”  The black fake princes shouted desperately as she looked back and held out both her fore hooves towards him.

“Who the hell are you?” I asked confused and a bit annoyed as I raised an eyebrow at him and watched him trot up to us.  I tossed down the fake horn and picked up the other pillow so I was once again duel wielding.

“Wait…that’s the colt from the bar last night!” I heard Fluttershy point out in realization.  I looked over to see her cyan eyes wide as he pointed to him from within her room.

“The what from the where?” I asked confused as I titled my head at her…damn it I wish I could remember what happened…I guess I’ve met this loser before, I looked back at him and desperately tried to recalled the memories of last night to know who he was…he did look familiar now that I looked at his tri-colored mane

“I guess he kind of…wait…that’s the announcer from the fight!” I began as I raised a hoof to my chin before remembering where I same him from and then pointing at him…It’s the white colt with the blue, yellow, and orange mane who introduced Fake Fight!

“That’s me…the one and only…and it’s a pleasure to meet you again Rainbow Dash…” He greeted politely and with a slight bow upon reaching where we were and standing next to the fallen black not Alicorn…

“H-how did you…oh wait…bar…right…” I started in confusion…wondering how he knew my name before remembering about what we possibly did last night at the bar…I’m sure my name was tossed around a few times and he picked it up,  “Ok…so who the hell are you?” I then asked, interrogating him because if Fluttershy just called him ‘the colt from the bar’ then she doesn’t know who this loser is either!

“I’m-”

“No!  don’t do it…just let me deal with this…please!” The fake princess with the red mane shouted pleadingly at him…not wanting him to reveal his identity…

“You’ve done enough Signal Fire…you don’t have to prove anything to me because you’ve fought valiantly…” He replied soothingly and with a smile as he looked down at…Signal Fire?

“Signal Fire?” I repeated with an eyebrow arched…I guess that’s her real name… “Makes sense…because there you are standing right in front of me!” I then teasingly said with a smirk causing them both to look at me completely befuddled…giving me slow blinks…oh please tell me they don’t know what I’m talking about!

“…it’s a reference…” I then said dully after a few seconds of complete silence…only to be answered by more silence and slow blinks…I looked over and even Fluttershy was looking at me confused. “One of these days somepony is going to get my references!” I then annoyingly and reluctantly gave up with a groan as folded my fore legs.

“Fire…Get me a drink…the usual please…” He then asked politely as he turned to face the one winged loser with a smile…completely ignoring everything I said…wait…the usual?  That means she does this all the time for him.

“Yes Commander…” She obediently replied in a respectful tone as she bowed her head slightly and then trotted off as quickly as she could.

“Commander?” I repeated in confusion as I looked at him with an eyebrow arched.  He looked back at me with his green eyes, the smile still on his face.

“Yes…Commander…” He confirmed with a nod as his horn started to glow to change into a more bent weird shape…also his trench coat seemed to glow and change into a royal looking uniform with a stupid cape also reveal his snowy white coat and his hidden wings. “I am Prince Slate of Rio De Jamareo…the White Thorn…the true royal Alicorn…not Signal Fire…” He proudly announced as he extended his big wings out, the tips easily touching the walls…

“I should’ve known there had to be somepony pulling the strings…” I arrogantly said with a smirk as I kind of understood the situation…not really though…why the hell was that one winged Pegasus disguised as a Princess and he disguised as a regular unicorn…I don’t get it…

“Yes…how clever of you to guess that when I already revealed it to you…” He teasingly replied with an eyebrow slightly raised as the black Pegasus Signal Fire returned with a bottle of cider in her one wing, holding it out to him.  “Thank you Fire…” He gratefully thanked with a nod as he reached out with his long wing and took it in his, then breaking it up so he could hold it in his left hoof.  He brought it up and took a quick sip, then giving off a satisfied moan as the liquid touched his lips.

“I must say…you must have some skill if you were able to best Fire in combat…” He then said congratulatory as he lowered the bottle and looked at me impressed…well…every pony should look at me like that to be honest!

“That’s not much of an accomplishment actually…” I smugly replied as I looked at Fake Fight with a smirk…she bit her lip as she knew I was insulting her….yeah that’s right…you suck…

“Ughh…you little runt…” She replied in a hiss as she took a few steps forward…really…runt…that’s the best you can do?  “Please your highness…let me deal with this…” She then pleadingly asked as she looked up with her red eyes at the taller Alicorn, almost begging to have her flank kicked again.

“No Fire…you’ve already done enough and you don’t have anything to prove to me…” He denied in a soft tone as he raised his left wing and gently placed it against her black chest, “Plus I believe this mare is no normal opponent…so go down and tell them we’re going to be in need of some transport…” The white Alicorn then said as he slowly pushed her back behind him…the black mare’s ears went down as she nodded and accepted his decision before slowly turning around and leaving…heh…he knows a tough mare when he sees one…so much so that he put Fake Fight in her place….

“Hell yeah!  I’m a pissed off, hung over Equestrian who’s also in heat…so I’m way of out wack so you better run…” I warned him with a smirk as I tried to convince him that I was some hormonally unstable mare whose gone crazy…which I kind of am considering what I did to Fluttershy…so hopefully that will be enough to scare him off…

“Oh please…those things have nothing to do with your success…if that was true our entire army would be made up of mares like you and the war would be won in like two months…” The white Alicorn pointed out as he shook his head and rolled his eyes at me…damn it…he has a point unfortunately…

“Oh and since you’re an Equestrian…that means you go into heat during your summer and not our summer…your body just doesn’t suddenly change because you change latitude…” He then said as he looked at me with a smile…I…w-what?  …I…I’m not in heat?  I…well…ummm…so…what I was feeling wasn’t from me being hormonally imbalanced…then…then was it from?

“T-Then I guess I’m just an awesome fighter…” I replied with a stutter trying my best not to lose my cool…especially in front of Fltutershy who was looking at me curiously…damn it…there goes that excuse…I guess I can still blame it on the cider…but that’s still a lousy excuse…forget it though…one problem at a time…

“Whose on a lucky winning streak…but how long do you think that will last…how long do you think you can keep this up in a city filled with troops and guards…eventually you will be taken down...” The green eyed colt then said in a gentler and serious tone as he reminded me that we’re deep in Rio in a hotel that’s most likely teaming with guards…and so far I’ve trounced them all…but…will I keep it up?

“Just surrender peacefully and we can avoid all this pointless fighting…” He then urged as he titled his head slightly and then held out his empty hoof towards me…could…could I really protect Fluttershy for that long?  …maybe giving up is a better way of protecting her…

“Alright…I’ll surrender…just please let my friend Fluttershy go…” I agreed softly as I looked down and lowered my hooves in defeat…hopefully making a bargain with him that he will agree to…even though I know Fluttershy won’t…

“Rainbow no!” I heard Fluttershy shout in defiance…heh…yep…I knew it…same old Fluttershy…not wanting me to go down with her going with me…but unfortunately…I’m taking myself down so she can be free…

“She has nothing to do with this…she’s just an innocent bystander…” I then pointed out louder and more determined as I looked back up at him…hoping he would understand and agree to what I was saying…although…unfortunately he didn’t say anything back and only closed his eyes and looked down slightly as he lowered his hoof as well.

“I’m sorry…but she has to be arrested too…” He then softly informed me as I saw Fake Fight finally return from…wherever the hell she went.

“What…” I simply said in disbelief…are you freaking kidding me?  Why Fluttershy?  She didn’t do anything!  It was all my fault that we’re in this situation to begin with!  Why does she have to be arrested as well?

“No matter what you say…or how you put it…because of you she’s been entangled in the situation and must be arrested like you…” He explained as he slowly opened his eyes and looked back up at me…oh so just because she’s with me and happens to drawn into this without her knowledge she has to be brought down as well…how the hell is that fair?  There’s no way I can let this injustice happen to her!

“Then hell no…I’m not giving up!” I then angrily said in defiance as I slowly raised my hooves back up ready for a fight just in case he tries and jumps me.

“Please…don’t…I promise you that neither of you will come to harm…” He seemingly pleaded in desperation as he held out his hoof again wanting to end this peacefully…maybe because he sucks…but whatever the reason…there’s no way I’m surrendering to him!

“Never…as long as I’m breathing.  I won’t let you lay a hoof on her…” I said a bit softer as I smiled and looked over at Fluttershy…whose mouth gaped open slightly as her cyan eyes started to slightly quiver at my strong resolve to protect her.

“Rain…bow….” She said slowly and softly as I saw her cheeks start to heat up slightly…heh…Fluttershy…doing this is the least I can do for you…especially after what I did to you last night…I closed my eyes and then opened them back up on the white Alicorn more determined than ever.

“Very well…I understand that you won’t give up because of your friend…and because of that I promise I will not hurt you and will bring this fight to a close as quickly as I can…” He then calmly and gently as lowered his hoof and then started to slowly walk up to me.

“Just try it pal!” I encouraged as I watched him slowly walk up to me.  He’s not charging at me and playing it cool…this is now completely different from the last fights….alright stay cool Rainbow…Fluttershy is counting on you.    

As soon as he got close enough I threw the pillow with the hole in it at his face and then started to run up to him.  He raised his left wing and swiftly swatted it aside…but I was counting on that.  I raised the other pillow and swiped it at him.  He moved his head back and it missed, and he tossed up the bottle of cider so my pillow swipe wouldn’t hit it and he caught it on the back of his right wing that he used to push aside the pillow I threw.  Not bad…somepony that can actually freaking dodge properly!

He raised his left wing and swung it down wards to sweep me off my hooves but I jumped up above it and jumped over him.  As I went over him I swung the pillow in my hooves at him to hit him in his face, unfortunately he raised his right wing to block it.  As I landed on the other side of him I noticed that his right wing dropped the bottle of cider to make that block and it was caught by his left wing after it swept aside to try and knock me down.   He turned around and looked at me with a smile.

“Very good reflexes…it’s rare to find raw talent like yours.” He praised as I raised the bottle cider in his left wing to his mouth and took another drink.  Geez…he’s holding his own and still holding onto his drink…he’s better than I thought…good…I wanted a real challenge.

“Thanks…I aim to please…” I thanked arrogantly with a smirk as I raised the pillow up and threw it at him, then leaping at him with my right hoof raised a hoof to punch him, “And I also aim to win!” I then shouted as he raised his right wing to deflect the soft white object, making wait for my hoof to meet his hoof.  

However he raised his left hoof and grabbed my punching…stopping it in its place, however since it was taller than me my hind legs where off the ground and free to kick him, I raised the both and moved to buck him in the chest, I saw his left wing slide the bottle of cider onto his back and then quickly cover his chest up, I bucked his wing, causing him to let me go and slide backwards a little as I flew back from the force of my buck.  I opened my wings and regained my balance as I landed on all four of my hooves.  I looked back at him as he moved his unharmed wing away and still kept the bottle on his back.

“Damn it!” I swore loudly as I flapped my wings…wait…my wings! I looked back and saw that they were finally back under my control again.  I looked around and saw Fluttershy’s fear filled face peeking out from the room…great and she’s nowhere around to cause me to lose control again…

I smiled as I flapped my wings and dashed at him with my right hoof raised.  He blocked it with his left wing and pushed it away, but I used this moment to raise my right wing and swipe it at him, he ducked under it though causing me to do a one eighty and face the other way…looking at the smirking Fake Fight.  Since he was underneath me though and with me with my back turned I flapped my wings up to forcibly push myself down to the ground to stomp on him.

He backed up though and I ended up stomping the hard floor.  I swung around with my right wing out, both to face him and to deck him with my wing.  He raised his left wing though and pushed it up, causing me to go up; I used the momentum though and raised my right hind leg to hit him right in the jaw.   He moved his face though and avoided it as I went up towards the ceiling.

“I will admit you have a strong source feather…and that you’re a decent brawler…” He complimented in a calm tone as he quickly trotted underneath me, “but you’re nowhere near a skilled fighter…” He then said as I felt his tail wrap around my hind wing…then tossing me behind him.  I regained my control and turned around to face him, seeing him move the bottle of cider on his back down to his flank and then down to his long flowing tail.  He then turned around to look at me with a smile as he moved his tail to his mouth and took another drink from the bottle of cider.  I bit my lip and anger as I rushed towards him again.

“You lack sufficient training…” He said as I raised my right fore hoof up, then pulling it back and suddenly throwing up my left hind leg to catch him off guard, “Discipline…” He added as he raised his right wing to deflect it, “Control…” He continued as I bounced off his wing  doing a back flip in the air, “Focus” He still blathered on as I charged at him with my right fore leg outstretched to clothesline him,   “And most obviously experience…” He finally finished as he ducked to avoid my attack, causing me to glide over him…then feeling one his wings grabbing my tail before I could fully pass him and causing me to suddenly stop and be flung back where I was…falling onto my haunches with a thud.

“Understand?” He then asked as if I missed anything like an annoying teacher asking a student.  I growled as I gritted my teeth.  I….I’m not going to lose to him…I…I can’t lose to him…I can’t…I won’t!

“I’m not going to lose to you flankhole!”  I shouted at the top of my lungs as I got up and flew over to him, raising both my fore hooves together to pound him.  He raised his left wing to block it but in doing so blinded himself…I dropped immediately to the ground, which caused his eyes to widen slightly at the sight of me swinging my body around and moving my hind legs to sweep him out from under his hooves.  He raised his fore hooves up to avoid it but now was completely defenseless as both his wings and fore hooves where nowhere near to protect himself.  

I got on my back and used my hind legs to buck his chest as hard as I could.  He stumbled backwards from the blow as he exhaled uncomfortably as the air was forced from his lungs.  The bottle fell from his legs only to be caught by an aura of light orange magic.  I moved my wings to quickly push me back to my hooves and quickly picked up some shrapnel pieces from when the door was busted earlier and threw them at him.  He saw the incoming pieces and moved both his wings up to shield himself from the small debris.  I then picked up a pillow that was against the wall and ripped it half causing the feathers inside to fall freely out; I opened both my wings and gave a powerful flap that caused them all to go flying at the Prince.  He opened his wings and got an eyeful of feathers.

I wasted no moment as my breathing was extremely heavy as I rushed up to him as he shook the feathers out of his eyes and raised my hoof to deck him as hard as he could.  He managed to get the feathers out of his eyes to see my incoming attack and barely had enough time to raise his right fore hoof up to block it.  He immediately then lunged his head at me about to poke me with his long horn.  I moved back and flipped upside down so my tail smacked him in his face…which caused him to stumble back a bit more.  I recovered from the flip and then charged at him with both my fore hooves up to hit him.  

He opened both his wings up in anticipation of an incoming attack and flapped them as hard as he could. The gust from his wings was powerful, they exerted so much force I stopped in place and then flew back as the hallway shook from that burst of wind with the feathers flying frantically in the air past me and thankfully not in my eyes like him.  I managed to land on my fore hooves now panting heavily as he regained his composure and looked at me surprised, intimidated, and…a little impressed…

“Well…I didn’t expect that…I knew you were starting to get serious when you decided to stop cracking you insufferable little quips…” He said admiringly as he smiled and raised an eyebrow   at me, Firefight looking completely distressed and worried as she stood behind him, “but this is…marvelous…” He then complimented in a low tone almost in a creepy way but right now I didn’t care…I didn’t care about anything except taking this flankhole out…

“However…now that the situation has drastically changed…I’m afraid I’m going to have to…”   He began a bit darkly as he moved the bottle and smashed it against the wall, causing it to break and leave only the tip with spiked edges.

“Ahhh!” I then heard somepony scream…who…whose screaming?  I looked around and saw a canary colored Pegasus come out of a room and towards the white Alicorn surrounded in an orange aura…wait…t-that’s…

“Fl-Fluttrershy!” I shouted in realization as I forgot that she was here…I…forgot about her…I can’t believe I forgot about her...I…I really zoned out and got way into that fight…because there’s no way I’d forget about the mare I’m trying to protect.

“Re-evaluate my original plan…” The Green eyed Alicorn said dryly as he moved Fluttershy above him and then moved the bottle’s broken end filled with sharp points right to her throat…he…he’s threatening her life!?

“You flankhole!  Let her go!” I demanded with a snort as I raised my right fore hoof and stomped it on the ground.  He just sighed and shook his head while Fluttershy whimpered in fear as she looked down at me with tears starting to well up in her eyes…

“Just give yourself up Rainbow Dash and this will end peacefully…” He counter demanded in a stern voice as he pointed to me with his left fore hoof.   Yeah…he expects me to come quietly…after witnessing that?  Yeah…hell no!

“Not on your over privileged royal life…you’ve crossed the line now…I’m going to tear you apart piece by freaking piece now!” I refused as I started to move my left fore hoof on the ground, preparing myself to charge at the foal-napper and teach him that you never mess with my best friend…ever!

“R-Rainbow…please…” I heard Fluttershy say weakly as I looked up at her to see tears start to fall down the sides of her face.  D-Damn it…

“F-Fluttershy…” I simply muttered as I looked up at her, desperate to save her…but not knowing how at the moment…what can I do?  He has magic…he could use magic on me right now if he wanted to…so why doesn’t he?  To mock me and belittle me that’s why…

“P-Please….that’s enough…d…don’t fight anymore…especially for my sake…just…just don’t Rainbow…” She pleaded softly as the bottle’s sharp edge pressed against her throat, which started to make her shake in fear.  I had no choice…I held out a hoof towards her before biting my lip and lowering it.  I nodded my head in defeat as I lay down on the ground submissively.

“A very wise decision…” The white Alicorn said with a sigh as I felt my body be lifted up by his magic.  I looked up to see him thankfully putting the broken bottle down away from Fluttershy.  Then I saw him lift up the pieces of the door and change them into a batch of chains and locks.  He then flew three pairs over to me and started to chain up my fore legs, hind legs, and even my wings…very tightly and uncomfortably I might add!

“Ahh!  You cheating flankhole!” I cursed angrily as the chains restricted my movement and hurt like hell!

“I did no such thing…” He dryly denied as I looked over to see him chaining up Fluttershy in exactly the same way.

“You did!  You used a hostage to get me to surrender and get your way!” I shouted back at his lying flank, pointing out what he did to get me in this situation…I also wanted to point out how he could’ve done this as soon as he walked in…but he didn’t…he did all this to piss me off!  And it worked!

“I said I was going to end this fight as soon as I could without hurting anypony…and I did just that…if my methods are…not to your liking that is your problem because all I see is a now peacefully resolved conflict!” He explained in his rough tone as he brought me closer in front of his face and stared with his green eyes directly into mine…as if challenging me to say something against what he said.

“The ends never justify the means you flankhole!  They never do!” I menacingly said back in a low harsh tone as I narrowed my eyes at him.  

“They do if it means nopony gets hurt…now settle down or else I’ll make the shackles tighter…” He threatened as he moved me away from him and then felt the-

“Ahhh!  You…You!” I shouted in anguish as I felt the chains around me get much tighter to almost unbearable levels!

“Rainbow…p-please…calm down…” I heard Fluttershy plea as I looked over in pain to see her in even more pain…not from her chains but seeing me like this…and I know the only way to not see that look on her face was to comply with what this flank hole asked.

“Fluttershy…” I simply said softly in pain as I sighed and did my best to relax, “A-Alright…” I agreed softly as I felt the shackles loosen up…I looked down to see the damn Prince smiling at me as his royal outfit started to glow and change back into that trench coat…also his horn was changed back to a normal looking one.

He then started to trot down the hall.  Firefight was smirking like a crazy mare as she bowed to the now disguised prince and then followed alongside him.  When they reached the elevator the Prince opened the doors up with his magic and then trotted in side still carrying us in aura.  After Fake Fight got inside and went directly alongside him he shut the doors and then started to lower the elevator himself…geez….he can do all this…but doesn’t just teleport us down like Twilight would do…you suck at Magic…I guess that’s why you held off on it in our fight…

“Is there a carriage outside?” Prince Slate then asked the mare next to him as he looked over at her curiously.

“Yes…there’s one…” She confirmed kindly as she looked up at him and nodded with a smile.  After she did I noticed a small glowing object coming out of his pocket…it was her white horn that I tossed aside…it went up and then was gently placed on her head…causing her to giggle slightly.

“I’m glad…”  He simply replied as he looked back forward at the closed doors as the Elevator continued its trip down.

“A carriage?” I asked nosily and with an eyebrow slightly arched as I was wondering what they needed a carriage for.

“You two are being transported to the castle for judgment via a prison carriage…” The Prince calmly answered dully as he continued to look forward…well I guess that explains it…

“A…Are we going to…to be-”

“You two will get the worst possible punishment for what you did…” Signal Fire shouted in a hiss, cutting Fluttershy off from asking her question as she turned around and looked at with a disgusted glare…I was about ready to open my mouth to shout at that girl for shouting at Fluttershy like that before I saw a hoof from the prince come up and touch her shoulder.

“Fire…calm down…you know as well as I do that it’s up to King Solaris…” The white Alicorn said in a soothing  voice, trying to keep her calm…and I could tell he was doing it for my benefit as well because I bet he knew I was going to chew her out….but it’s too late…I’m already pissed!

“I can’t believe we’re going to be prosecuted for stupid crap that I didn’t even do!” I shouted angrily as the doors opened and the Prince trotted out of the elevator, carrying us in tow, and having the one winged crazy girl walking a few inches away from him.

“Don’t worry…I have a feeling you two will be fine…” He started in a gentle tone as he walked out of the hotel…with eyes all around looking at us suspiciously.  When we left I noticed the big black steel carriage awaiting us on the street.  “The King isn’t that kind of ruler…so I’m sure you’ll be ok…” He then finished as he trotted up to the back of the carriage to place us inside…like we were vicious criminals!

“Heh…that’s if you’re lucky though…but for now…” The angry black mare said menacingly as the prince placed us in the back of the carriage...Fluttershy on the right side and me on the left.  “Enjoy the ride…runts!” She then finished as the doors closed and sealed us inside.

I sighed both angrily and in relief…angry that we were in this stupid situation and relieved that I was finally rid of those fools for the moment.  The carriage moved a bit as I’m assuming that’s the Royalty in disguise and fake Royalty getting in up front.  Then I felt the carriage start to roll as we were on our way to the palace…and Celestia only knows what’s going to happen when we get there…

I looked over at Fluttershy who was softly crying against her side of the carriage…what mess she’s in…raped by her drunken best friend who thought she was in heat…almost raped again the following morning…then thrown into a heated fight where she could’ve gotten hurt…and now finally she was being taken to the palace to be seen as a criminal for something she never did…or had anything to do with…this was all my fault…I know I was desperate for a drink last night but…I took it way too far…I guess I could blame Twilight for…laying all that stuff on me…but that’s not right either…this is completely one hundred percent my fault…and I have a lot of apologizing to do…better do it now before we’re thrown in jail I guess…

“H-Hey Fluttershy…” I called softly, both in fear and in shame as I was going to apologizing for the most inexcusable of things, she sniffled as she struggled to look up at me with her teary cyan eyes, “I…I’m sorry…” I then weakly apologized, as I looked down…knowing full well she would most likely never forgive me.

“N-No…it’s ok…it wasn’t your fault and…you did the right thing in trying to protect me…it…it was just…” She shrugged off as I looked up to see her raising her chained hooves to wipe away the tears…trying to regain some sliver of her normal kind complexion….and thinking I’m apologizing for the wrong thing.

“No…not that…” I denied as I shook my head a few times slowly…then looking up to think about that, “Well….yeah I’m sorry about that as well but…it’s not just that…” I then said as I figured I shouldn’t be taking my apology back for that when…clearly that also deserves and apology…but…she should know what I’m apologizing for…

“I’m…I’m sorry about…last night…and…you know…this morning…” I then apologized regretfully, trying to hint at what I did wrong without actually saying it…about what no friend should ever do on any circumstances…

“I…It’s ok Rainbow…I…I can understand that you were afflicted by cider and were still recovering from it this morning…” Fluttershy shrugged off with a smile as she shook her head…you…you’ve got to joking with me…I…I know she’s the element of kindness but…but that goes way beyond kindness!   She accepts it simply because I was drunk!  Nopony…even if they’re the Element of Kindness…should ever accept that as an excuse!

“N-No…th…that’s not an excuse for what I did to you…”  I replied shaking my head at her, “You shouldn’t forgive me just like that…especially when…I…I…forced myself on you last night…” I then said trying to make her understand the gravity of what happened last night…she was still smiling at me though not getting it!

“Oh Rainbow…it’s ok…you didn’t force yourself on me…” She sweetly replied as she titled her head a bit…ughhh she’s still not getting it!

“No it’s not ok!  I got drunk and stole your innocence!  That is inexcusable!” I then almost shouted at her, getting very annoyed that I wasn’t it go through her head that somepony shouldn’t be ok with their  best friends getting drunk and practically raping them later!  Because I know she didn’t want it to happen…she’s just trying to be nice to spare my feelings when she should be tearing me shreds right now!

“Stole my what?” She questioned confused as she leaned her head back and raised an eyebrow at me slightly…ughhh…come on Fluttershy…we both took that sex ed class back in the day and so I know you can’t be THAT oblivious to what that ‘innocence’ means…

“Y-You know…your…virginity…” I clarified in a nervous stutter as I found it difficult to say out loud to…I even found myself looking away and feeling my cheeks start to heat up after saying that…I struggled to look at her out of the corner of my eye and my reaction was…somewhat expected to be honest.  Her eyes widened as her cyan colored irises shrunk immediately to the size of dots and her ears dropped down as she started to shake slightly at what I said.

“M-M-M-My v-v-virginity?” She stuttered frantically as she repeated what I said, her entire coat from ear to the tips of her hooves turning bright red in embarrassment, “No-no-no-no-no-no!  We-we-we-we- didn’t do-do anything like-like that!” She then hysterically denied as she shook her head violently and uncontrollably as her mane flailed about and…wait…what?

“We…We didn’t?” I simply asked in a monotonous deadpan tone as I looked at her blankly…

“O-O-Of course not!  Wh-Why would you even think of that?  There’s no way you could ever get THAT intoxicated to even THINK of taking…umm…th-that…” She confirmed as she was still shaking her head violently at me…she’s going to get sick if she keeps doing that…but…I didn’t get drunk and sleep with Fluttershy last night!  I didn’t force myself on her!

“Oh thank Celestia!” I shouted in relief as I felt a huge weight lifted off my shoulders…I took then took a few deep breathes to calm my nerves…wait…if we didn’t uhhh do it last night…then why was I in bed with her when I woke up?  “Wait…what did happen last night then?” I then asked confused as I raised an eyebrow at her…wanting to know what broadly happened last night.

“Well…I took you back to hotel…umm…you used the bathroom…to uhh relieve yourself…” She started to explain as her blush started to die down somewhat…still looking very uncomfortable though.  Relieve yourself…you mean puke my guts out…you don’t have to dance around it Fluttershy you can just straight up say ‘You puked your guts out in the toilet Rainbow!’

“Then you cried…apologizing to me for abusing my kindness and then I put you to bed…and…when you did you didn’t let go and…I didn’t want to let you go so I…ummm…stayed like that.…” She then finished as she looked up to better recall the events before biting her lip slightly in anxiety…well…I can see that happening…except for the me crying part…but if Fluttershy said it happened…then it did I guess…especially if it’s the ‘me abusing her kindness’ thing because…that’s really true…but now know what happened last night and how I ended up in that predicament.

“Thanks Fluttershy…I think I understand now…”  I thanked gratefully with a generous smile while meanwhile on the inside I was kicking myself so hard in the flank…I didn’t do anything to her!  I just freaked and overreacted!  Now look at us!  In the back of a prison carriage because of it!  Way to go Rainbow!  Out of all the messes you’ve gotten yourself into along with Fluttershy…this has to be the absolutely worst!

“While you were crying…y-you told me that…that…Twi-Twilight confessed to you…” The canary mare then added as she revealed another detail about last night…a detail I didn’t want to know since it was about something I really didn’t want to talk about!

“Oh crap…I told you that?” I swore angrily and a bit embarrassment as I looked at her with my eyes slightly widening...I didn’t want anypony to know about that…since…I myself don’t really know what to do about it at the moment…ughhh…I can only imagine how Fluttershy is going to take it…wait…now I can’t…how will she take it?

“Y-Yes…and judging by your reaction…I’m guessing its true isn’t it?” The animal loving Pegasus then theorized while asking for confirmation…I guess she’s concerned since she wants to know if it’s genuine and not just some drunken outburst…

“Y-yeah….Twilight…loves me…not like normal friends would…she…really loves me…” I confirmed with a nod as I thought about what happened two nights ago…and finding Twilight in my house waiting for me…so she can…tell me about her love for some special pony…and it being me…I bit my lip as the whole situation still confuses me.

“W-What are you going to do Rainbow?” She asked curiously and nervously…wondering about how I was going to react to it…geez she’s really concerned about it…she’s more concerned about that then going to prison…we really need to get our priorities straight right now.

“Not worry about it for right now…that’s for one thing…”  I answered in a serious tone, putting off that topic as I looked around the black iron container, with only the only light coming from the back windows.   “Right now we need to get out of here before we get sentenced to death…or worse!” I then said in a gruff tone as I started to struggle to get out of these chains….thankfully since that Alicorn wasn’t here there wasn’t any magic keeping these things together and it was just the materials themselves keeping me chained…which was what and soft metal since I’m sure that door wasn’t made with anything strong if that other Alicorn could easily break it…and if she could then so can I!

“H-How are we going to escape?” Fluttershy asked curiously and in concern as she was worried that I was going to hurt myself…especially when she saw me struggling to rip the chains off of me….but to no avail…I panted in exhaustion as I was still finding it difficult to get these chains off.

“Gah…if only that fight with that flankhole Prince didn’t zap me dry…” I swore as I knew that if I was at hundred percent I could tear these things off no problem…if only I had some reserve energy, “If only I had a sudden burst of blood through…enough to get me to out of these chains…” I began as I knew that sudden jolt could probably get me out of this…my eyes then widened as a brilliant…if embarrassing plan came to my mind.

“Fluttershy!” I shouted as I called my best friend, looking at her desperately which caused her jump in place to where she was.

“Y-Yes?” She replied with a stutter and with a few blinks.

“Turn around!” I then ordered as I knew the perfect way to get myself out of these cuffs.

“W-What?” The confused pink mane colored Pegasus simply asked in confusion as she titled her head at me.

“Turn around now!” I shouted more demanding than before as I didn’t want to explain my humiliating plan.

“W-Why!?” She persisted, wanting to know what it is I had in mind...and if she did she would blush madly and think I was crazy…or worse.

“I…I’m going to do a super duper awesome should not be seen by other ponies secret escape method…” I lied as I gave her a nonsensical answer that I wish was true…it’s better than the plan I have instead!  “And…I don’t want you to see it…so….turn around!” I then finished, trying to sound as confident as awesome as possible with a smirk.

“I…uhh…ok!” Fluttershy agreed seeming rather reluctant to the whole idea before shifting her position and fully turning around…giving me the end to which will give me the means to get out of these cuffs….her luscious flank…though…it was a little far away for me to…uhh…appreciate…no…enjoy…no…feel the full extent of its effects…yeah that’s it…I took a deep breath before I lunged forward…landing on my stomach with a thud.

“W-What was that?” The nice flanked mare asked in concern as she thankfully kept her gaze away from me…not wanting to look and break my trust…which I’m grateful for because she won’t see me eyeing her flank up…while I’m laying right next to it with my face a few inches away from it with her tail almost touching me as it was right next to me as well.

“It…It’s my magical escape method…it’s starting!” I lied with a grin as my face was literally right next to that yellow plump piece of heaven…no scratch that…not piece…the full freaking heaven!   I automatically started to feel the blood rush to my wings…but it didn’t immediately stick them out as they were still tied down…but they were fighting it…

“I-Is it working?”  Fluttershy asked after a few seconds as she still looked away…my wings were throbbing in both pain and pleasure as I started to hear the chains crack from my wings continuous force being pushed against them.

“You bet your sweet flank it is!” I happily declared with a  bright smile on my face even though my wings were in real pain right now…oh crap I shouldn’t have said that.

“W-What?” Fluttershy simply stuttered and asked in confusion.

“I uhh…uhh…Ahhhhh!”  I began trying to think of an excuse of why I said that before screaming in agonizing writhing pain as I felt my wings press violently against the chains before shattering them…they were screaming in pain as they stood straight up from my back.

“Rainbow!”  The nice flanked girl…no wait…I’m free…don’t think of that anymore….ummm…totally unattractive and ugly mule said in concern as she turned around and rushed to me…thankfully not asking me what I was doing right next to her.

“Just…give me a few minutes…to…uhhh...calm down and catch my breath…” I lied as I played the ‘that was tiring’ excuse instead of the truth…which is I need a few minutes for my wings to cool down so I can use them to free me from my chains…their stronger than my hooves anyways and can easily break them.  

Eventually my wings did become limp and return control back over to me.  I swung my right wing down to my fore legs and down to the chain.  I pulled on it hard which was painful…but not as painful and eventually tore them off.  I tossed the chains aside as I reached down to my hind leg chains with my fore hooves and easily tore them off using both my wings and fore hooves…tossing them aside as well as soon as they were off.

“That was…tougher than I thought!” I then exhaustingly admitted as I looked back at my wings…which didn’t look good with their  feathers ruffled out of place, bruised like no tomorrow, and were even bleeding at a few places…damn it…I don’t think I can get into the air now…this isn’t good…crap…well one problem at a time Rainbow…

“R-Rainbow…a…are you going to be ok?” The gentle mare who helped me break from my chains asked in concern as she looked at my poor wings…I can’t let it get to her though and tell her that they hurt like hell…I have to get us out of here first.

“Yeah…I’ll be fine…now get that nice rocking…uhhhh…self of yours…over here so I can get those chains off you…” I replied almost blurting out an inner thought as I looked at Fluttershy with a smile and a little bit of heat on my face.

“O-Ok…”  She simply said as she moved over to where I was.  Thankfully getting the chains off of her was easier than my own…they weren’t tight and they weren’t that tough…the flank probably used all the tougher stuff on me and knew she wouldn’t try much to escape…

“There…you’re free now and ughhh!” I declared as I tore off her hind leg chains with my wing, wincing in pain as the throbbed angrily at me for doing that, causing me to lose my balance and fall to the floor…hey you got some flank action…don’t complain about the work now!

“Dash!” Fluttershy  screamed as she tossed aside the chains and helped me back to my hooves…I let her…I was in no condition to tell her otherwise at the moment…right now we need to think of a way to get out of his carriage.

“Now…don’t worry about me right now…we have to working on getting out of here before-” I tried to say before I felt the carriage stop…rather suddenly though which almost caused us both to fall over.  Before I could think of anything else I heard the back doors opening and the outside light fully illuminating the carriage.

“Alright…we’re here!” I then heard a cheeky violent voice say in a teasing tone as I looked up to see the fake one winged Princess standing right outside with a grin on her face along with four other royal guard stallions.

“Ah damn it…” I swore angrily and bitterly as I gritted my teeth and narrowed my eyes at her…we were too late…I know we weren’t that far from the palace but we couldn’t be there that soon right?

“Oh…you managed to free yourselves…how cunning of you little Equestrian Runts!” Fake Fight jokingly congratulated as she snickered slightly…ok I’m getting a little tired of the ‘Runts’ crap…I’m as big as her for crying out loud!

“Runts…last time I checked I kicked your flank and you had be bailed out by your precious little two winged Prince!” I pointed out bashfully and with a smirk as I reminded her of what happened earlier…which made her face change from a happy arrogant look to a very pissed off looked as she looked like she was going to jump in this carriage and try for round two…yeah try it…even in this weakened state I could still take you!  Come on try it!

“Why you ignorant little-!”

“Fire...don’t let her rile you up…” A gentle voice said, cutting fire off from finishing her insult as she gasped and instantly turned around to face the trench coated Slate walking up with a smile on his face.

“Ah…yes Commander…I do apologize…”  She replied, apologizing with a bow as she instantly regretted her actions…suck up much?

“It’s ok…just remember that her words are merely words…on their own they’re harmless and it’s you that gives them strength…don’t let that happen…” He calmly advised as he put a hoof on her shoulder, which caused her to look up with a smile on her face.

“Y-Yes…of course Commander…” She agreed with a nod as she was happy to please him…geez why don’t you just tackle him to the ground already…

“Now as for you two…I’d say I’m amazed you two managed to escape…but after viewing your performance earlier I’d expect nothing less of you Miss Dash…” He then said to us in his usual rough tone as he turned to face us with a smile still on his face…visually impressed with my actions…oh you better be…

“Yeah…let’s see you fight fair next time and you’ll be even more amazed pal…” I retorted bitterly as I narrowed my eyes at him, reminding him of he cheated his way to a victory earlier.

“No let’s avoid that…and I suggest you come quietly…I’ll let you stay out of the chains if you behave…and if you don’t…I’ll have to resort to drastic measures again…” He advised a bit menacingly as he backed up and gave us spot to jump down on….yeah…what he means is…do what I say or I threaten Fluttershy’s life again…yeah what choice do I have?  I nodded bitterly as I gritted my teeth and made my way to the edge, Fluttershy following right behind me.

“Flankhole…” I said under my breath as I jumped down onto the pavement below the carriage.  I didn’t intend it to be heard but it somehow managed to catch Fake Fight’s attention as she snarled and looked like she wanted to bite my head off again.

“You arrogant, insufferable little runt!” She shouted at me with fire in her red eyes as she raised a hoof to hit me…again with the runt, “How dare you insult the prince like that you insignificant little-!”

“Fire…what did I say earlier?” The prince said calmly as he raised a hoof up at her, and stopped her hoof with his magic.  Her eyes widened as she took a few deep breaths and lowered her hoof.

“I…I’m sorry your highness…” She apologized again sincerely as she bowed once more to him…

“Heh…what a good little one winged fake princess…” I teasingly said to her as Fluttershy got down off the carriage.  She gritted her teeth…reluctantly taking my insult lying down as she didn’t want upset her beloved Prince…ha…suck up…even I’m not that this weird around Celestia…

“You four take her to the Royal Chamber…I’ll arrive shortly after…I need to have a few words with Signal Fire…” Slate then orders sternly to the other four guards that were around us.

“Yes my Prince…” The lead one agreed with a nod…since it’s just normal guards…I bet I could take them and get us a window to escape…even in my weakened state I bet I could take them…they’re just earth ponies after all…if I needed I could fly us out of here even at the risk of damaging my wings more.

“And…do tell me if anything goes wrong…I don’t want to have to resort to more violence…” He then advised as he looked at me with a smile, catching onto what I was thinking…damn it…he’s on to me…and he knows I can’t risk Fluttershy’s safety…damn it damn it damn it!

“Of course Commander…” The lead pony agreed with a bow as he obeyed the prince…not as much as a suck up as Fake Fight though.

“Good…” He simply said as he walked up to me with Signal Fire right behind him, “I’ll see you later Rainbow…” He then said in a low tone as he passed us…probably threatening me or trying to intimidate me…well I’m not going to let him get to me.

“I’m so looking forward to it…” I replied angrily and bitterly as I encouraged seeing him again…I’d like a rematch with you so I can take you out fair and square…no dirty tricks needed.

“Rainbow…” Fluttershy called in concern as I looked over at her to see her shaking her head at me, not wanting me to fight again…I bit my lip as I nodded at her…she’s right…getting her out is top priority…I just need to figure it out…somehow.

“Move along you two…let’s get going…” The lead pony instructed as he got behind us and nudged me to get moving…two guards getting alongside us and then one out in front so we were boxed in.  I nodded to him reluctantly as I started walking, following the pony in front us, Fluttershy following close by my side.

We walked around the carriage and then faced the huge loaming palace that was well decorated in fine fabrics that…looked way too much.  I also noticed that huge airship in the sky from yesterday and got a better look from it now than before…it was a massively huge and sophisticated one that looked like it was meant to protect something precious…I honestly didn’t know this place had Airships until yesterday…the only place that had Airships like that was in Canterlot.   Well seeing as how it’s the palace I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that they have something like that just in case the King wants to go out or something.  

We had to scale a flight of stairs before reached the entrance which was heavily guarded by unicorns, zebras, and even Pegasi…so that’s where they are…they get guard duty while earth ponies get the grunt work…I’m reminded of what that famer said before about stallions having the lowest life expectancy…well if this is what’s it like everywhere…I can really see it now…and now I can understand why the guards I dealt with where pathetic…they were the scraps meant to do menial tasks while everypony else did more important tasks…how cruel.

We walked past the powerful and grand unicorn guards and entered the palace which was sparkling from the ceiling to the floor.  Covered in shiny diamonds, with the ceiling glass being pure ruby, the ground below us was made of pure gold…how decked out is this place?  We strolled through the main hall which had crystal statues of the slim and powerful looking king until we reached the throne room.

When we entered it looked like a complete mess…trash everywhere…dirty robes thrown about, and even bits of food lying around…this place is disgusting…fire whoever the maid is here.  The guards then lead us to the platinum thrown that was so dirty I almost thought it was colored bronze…wrap your head around that.  The walls that looked like they had fine paintings and art were peeling away and the ceiling glass looked black from all the stains.

On the throne sat a very…fat and unkempt looking brown Alicorn with a filthy white mane and faded blue eyes that seemed too big for his thrown as his fat folds went over the throne’s arms…his torn and worn out royal clothes seemed to barely fit him and he wasn’t wearing his crown…his horn was dim and dirty not looking like it was polished in ages…great now I sound like Rarity…the worst part of him though was his wings…dear Celestia his wings…they were shriveled up and weak looking!  I doubt they could lift him one inch off the ground before they broke off!  

“Wow you’re the King of this place…seriously?” I commented in disbelief as the guards brought us to the center of the room, getting his attention as he slowly looked at me with his bleak eyes.

“Yes…I am…King Solaris…the ruler of this great nation…” He responded in a low lazy tone as he reached up and scratched his big stomach…wow…just…wow…

“Sorry…it’s just…those statues I’ve seen…don’t look anything like you…” I pointed out in a slight teasing tone as I remembered all those statues coming in and that one statue in the shopping district…they seriously look nothing like him.

“Those…are very old statues from long ago…” He replied as his eyes sifted back in forth nervously…and I bet that’s his whole exercise routine right there…just moving his eyes around…whew I bet that was hard work wasn’t it?

“Ummm…bullcrap…I saw a statute that wasn’t here the last time I came here a year ago…” I said loudly as I raised an eyebrow and shook my head at him…remembering when I came here last year and seeing no such statue in the center of the shopping district.

“Well…a lot happens in a year…especially during war time…” He said trying to defend his size as he cleared his throat…spraying some bits of food out to further clutter the room.

“Yeah how many ice cream factories did you put of business in that short time span?” I teasingly said with a smirk which caused Fluttershy to giggle slightly…although the King didn’t seem to share that feeling…

“How rude!”  He shouted angrily as he slowly raised his hoof and then slowly hit his chair not even making a thud sound…well it wasn’t supposed to be considerate now wasn’t it?  “Guards what is the meaning of bringing me this rude mare?” He then questioned, addressing and looking at the lead guard that brought us here.

“King Solaris…we have brought you two Equestrians!” The lead pony shouted as they all bowed to the gluttony king…oh I like that…I’m keeping that…Rainbow you a wiz when it comes to thinking up insulting nicknames…now if only I can think of one for Slate and his flankholeness…

“Equestrians…why did you bring them here to me?”  The brown king then asked as he used his very dim unicorn horn to bring him cartons of I think  strawberry ice cream, “I’m busy…” He then said as he opened the lead on each carton to look inside…oh yeah…so busy….

“Ummm…we don’t exactly know to be honest…” The lead guard answered in a confused tone…wait he doesn’t know?  Well I don’t think he was briefed when he got here…does that mean we can-

“Then get them out of here…I have far more important matters to attend to than the ridiculed...”  The fat king then ordered as he raised his muddy looking hoof and gestured for us to leave as he continued to pick up cartons of ice cream scattered around the room…yeah…like looking for more ice cream…what a great king you are…no I mean it…you’re letting us go….you’re freaking awesome!

“Yes my lord…” He replied as he turned to us to lead us out of her…hell yeah…we are free!  That was easier than I thought!  I could’ve robbed a few places or committed a few murders and this king probably wouldn’t care….this is so freaking-

“Wait!”  A loud voice suddenly said as everypony looked to the left at an open side entrance to see a white Alicorn walking in…ah crap…damn it!  It’s that flankhole!  Huh where’s Princess Fake Fight…oh who cares…It looks like he’s not disguised anymore…but not wearing the same outfit as before and instead a different royal outfit.   A red sparkling fabric cape was on his back along with some iron armor plating that looked freshly made on his legs and neck…none on his head though…and now that I looked at him…I noticed that he had a big white patch on the side of his flank…right where his Cutie Mark would be…why the heck is that there…did he get injured or something?  Ha…maybe I did more damage to him than I thought!  Awesome!

“Prince Slate…My corridors and halls did feel a little darker today…you presence has that affect…” He insultingly scoffed as he scowled at the prince walking in…you know…I’d agree with you…but…your corridors and halls in here look a little dark as it is if you know what I mean…

“You know…I’d actually be more shocked and surprised if I walked in and you just said ‘hi’ to me instead of something like that every time I walk in.”  The white Alicorn replied in a dull informative tone as he looked at the fat king disappointingly, “…every…freaking….time…” He then said again…putting much more emphasis on those words in an overly annoyed tone.

“Hmpf…what brings you here to ruin my fine day…” The fat brown Alicorn asked in a disgusted tone as he ignored the much slimmer Alicorn’s question…he’s come here to ruin my day obviously!  Hell quite possibly whole life!  Fluttershy’s as well!

“I’m here to report that these two saw Princess Night Lurker while she was…entertaining guests…” The Prince answered honestly, although not exactly detailing what ‘entertaining’ meant and pausing for a moment before thinking about that word….yeahhh…I don’t think entertaining is the right word….try torturing…

“These two saw my little precious Night Light!?” The King shouted frantically as he eyes widened and he put both his fore hooves to his flabby face…wow…I mean…wow….

“It’s not like I meant to or even wanted to!” I shouted, trying to defend myself as I walked forward a bit…only to be stopped by a guard pony, preventing me from going any further.

“I don’t care…you saw my precious girl in a venerable state!” The king went on in a whiny tone as he bounced in his throne like a foal throwing a temper tantrum….again…wow…and vulnerable…her…really…I think the stallions tied to the beds were in a more venerable state than she was!  “I…I’ll…I’ll-!”

“Calm down sire…this isn’t the first time this has happened…in fact this happens every week…” The white prince then said in a soothing voice as he pointed out a fact and tried to relax the hysteric king…is he…defending us?  Wait…every freaking week!  It’s a common occurrence!?  You’ve got to be joking!

“Ohh I know…but my little girl is still finding herself…until then I’ll have to keep punishing until she does find her way…” The kind replied in a defeated tone before reaffirming in his determination to punish even though his daughter’s a slut…a very kinky one at that…what a great father and a great king…truly an inspiration to us all…

“What!?” I shouted back in disbelief, almost thinking that this was all some elaborate hoax designed to mess with me!  Fluttershy started to shake and looked like she was about to start crying.

“Sir….I must advise against that…” Slate said seriously, holding a hoof out as he really was trying to defend…he worked so hard to get us here…just to let us go?

“As do I!” Another voice agreed…a much prouder voice and confident sounding voice coming from behind us…that voice sounds very familiar. “I believe my subjects deserve a proper defense and not the judgment you decide yourself King Solaris…” The voice added in a sincere yet authoritative tone…yeah I do know that voice!  I know that distinct sounding voice!  Fluttershy and I quickly turned around to face the entrance to see the beautiful white Alicorn walking in with an ethereal mane.

“P-Princess Celestia!” We both said with a stutter in unison as we were stunned to see her of all ponies walking in to defend us!  We immediately bowed to show our respect…especially if she’s here to bail our flanks out!

“Hello Fluttershy…Rainbow Dash…I take it you’re not enjoying your stay here after escorting the birds?” She pleasantly greeted with a smile as she slowly walked up to us, with a sense of humor none the less.

“I-I think you could say that Princess…” Fluttershy responded with a giggle as she got up and smiled nervously at her.

“Yeah understatement of the century.” I agreed with a nod and a smirk, knowing our freedom was secure now.

“Pardon me Princess…but what are you doing here…I thought you were away to foreign lands?” The gentle mare next to me asked kindly and curiously as she tilted her head a bit…yeah I thought I heard that too….but I think it’s kind of obvious which foreign land she went to isn’t it?

“Yes Fluttershy…and this is a foreign land right?” Celestia pointed out a bit playfully as she winked to the yellow mare…hey go easy on her…she’s had enough crap today that she doesn’t need your help Princess…if you do that again I’ll…umm….nevermind…

“Oh…right…” Fluttershy replied as she recoiled a bit and blushed embarrassed that she didn’t see it earlier…I can buy what she’s doing in this country…what I don’t get is how she’s here specifically.

“Well how did you know where we were and that we were in trouble?” I asked as I raised an eyebrow at her and pointed my hoof at her…it’s not just coincidence that she knew that we needed desperate help.

“Oh I was notified by a kind Pegasus…with one wing no less…” The Ruler of Equestria answered as she smiled and titled her head a bit….wait…one wing…

“…what…” I replied dully as I looked at her shocked, then looking over to Slate who was smirking victoriously…he...when he said he needed to talk to Signal Fire…he told her to go get Celestia to bail us out?  W-Why?  I don’t get it…

“Ah hem…excuse me…” The King said rather rudely, interrupting our conversation as we all turned around to look at the fat king scowling at and tapping the side of his thrown…well…the only place he could reach without bending over or hitting his flab.

“Oh yes…” The Princess replied kindly as she walked past us and up to the king, “King Solaris I am here to take my subjects back to Equestria…” She then said seriously as she raised her hoof and tapped it on the ground…yeah you tell him Celestia!

“No!  They have broken my laws and shall be punished accordingly…” He denied as he shook his head violently…when he stopped he panted heavily…geez that was probably the most exercise he got all day…hell all year…King needs a work out buddy….

“However they are my subjects and I am responsible for them…” Celestia defended sternly as she gave her point…a very good point I might add, “Or do you want me to publicly announce why my subjects were arrested and create an international incident along with revealing the scandal surrounding her daughter?” She then added as she poised a question to him…in a slightly low and intimidating tone…oh snap…she’s thrown down the gauntlet and is threatening him!  Go your Highness go!

“You…you wouldn’t dare!” He stuttered in fear as he recoiled as far as he could into his chair.  Yeah she’s got you on the ropes now King Gluttony!

“Your majesties I think we must discuss this matter privately…” Slate interjected as he looked at us and the guard ponies…probably afraid of rumors spreading or maybe wanting to do something else…I don’t know…I don’t care…I sense our release soon anyways!

“Agreed!” The frantic king instantly responded as he raised his hoof, then tried to get out of his seat to move but…found he couldn’t…awesome…he’s permanently attached to his throne. “Although…I…ummm…kind of can’t get out of my seat…so uhh...you’ll have to come to me” He then nervously said as he tapped his two fore hooves together, some of the filth on it falling off from the tapping.

“That’s not a problem…” The Prince responded as he walked over to him and next to his throne, struggling to get over the filth and crap in front of the throne though.  Celestia seemed to agree as she walked up…but she cleared her path with her magic which made Slate raise an eyebrow impressed with her quick thinking and avoiding getting dirty…yeah you wish you thought of that huh?

“We’ll be back momentarily…” Celestia sweetly said to us as the king’s horn lit up as bright as it could…which was fleeting when compared to normal unicorn horns like Rarity’s…but it managed to teleport them away and to a secluded location…when they teleported trash flailed up and scattered around from the force of the teleportation.  I sighed in relief as I knew this was going to end well…

“R-Rainbow Dash?”  I heard Fluttershy call softly from beside me, which caused me to turn to look at her, seeing her hiding behind her mane.

“Yeah?” I replied curiously as I titled my head…wondering why she’s doing that when there’s really no reason to.

“W-What do you think’s going to happen?” She asked nervously as there was uncertainty in her cyan eyes…well the one I could see anyways.  Oh I get it…she’s just afraid everything’s going to go horribly wrong and something bad is going to happen…

“I think we’re going to be fine Fluttershy…the moment Celestia walked through those doors our freedom was secured…” I reassured with a smile, trying to make her know that nothing is going to happen and that everything’s going to be ok.

“B-But …what if it’s not…what if…what if…” She replied struggling to say whatever it was she thought was going to happen as her ears drooped down…knowing her it was probably terrible…and it was upsetting her…

“That won’t happen…” I said seriously with a determined look on my face as I reached a hoof out and wrapped it around her, bringing her into a sudden hug which caused her gasp, “I promised Rarity I would get you out of here and be returned safely…and I don’t plan on breaking it…” I then said in a softer soothing tone as I pressed her against my chest and leaned my head in close to her ear.

“I won’t let anything happen to you…ever…don’t worry…” I then whispered into her ear as I felt her shake slightly…the sensation it gave off against my coat sending very ecstatic feelings to my brain which was almost intoxicating…

“R-Rainbow…”  She called in a whisper as I felt her press her face into my blue chest and rub against it, “Thank you…” She then thanked in a muffled voice as her face was still against me…I chuckled slightly at the sight underneath me before I heard a very loud teleportation sounds.  I looked up and saw that they had returned and still in the original positions they were in when they left.

“Well that was fast…”  I commented a bit teasingly as I saw Celestia trot down with a smile on her face, that’s a good sign…I bet I know how the discussion went…

“Go…all of you…get out of my sight…out my kingdom…” The king said feebly in defeat as he raised his fore hooves up and waved them at us.  Slate walked away with a smirk on his face as he went to the exit to leave the room….HELL YEAH!  WE’RE FREE!  I KNEW WE WOULD BE!

“Thank freaking Celestia!” I gratefully thanked in relief as I gave off a very relived sigh…as Celestia herself walked up to us.

“You’re welcome Rainbow!” The great negotiator replied as she winked at me…heh…yeah…we say that a lot and rarely is in it in the actual presence of Celestia…heh…awkward….

“Y-Yes…thank you Princess…” Fluttershy weakly thanked with a smile as she raised a fore hoof to her chest…most likely to feel her heart to make sure it was still beating and if this wasn’t a cruel nightmare….

“It was no problem Fluttershy…”  The ethereal maned Princess shrugged off as she walked right up to us, her horn glowing, “Now let us take our leave from this place…”  She then said as I assumed she was teleporting us out of her…hell yeah you don’t have to tell me twice!

A golden aura enveloped us and to the point where it was blinding and I had to close my eyes.  A warping sound was distinctly heard and when I opened my eyes I found myself no longer in the throne room but instead on a metal hallway…where the hell are we… I looked out the window and saw the clear blue sky.  No way… I quickly trotted over the edge and looked down out of the window to see the city below us…with the palace directly below us…we’re on the freaking ship I saw early…that’s freaking totally radical!

“Welcome to the Magnificent…my personal transport ship I use when traveling abroad…” Celestia proudly announced as I looked back at her to see her with her left fore hoof outstretched, welcoming us to her private ship!

“That is so totally awesome!” I squealed happily as I smiled happily, squint my eyes, and put both my fore hooves to the sides of my face.

“It-It’s very impressive!” Fluttershy commented a bit nervously with a stutter as she looked around as well…just impressive?  Fluttershy…come on…I mean come on…

Just look around!  The clean pipes, the sophisticated look, the sparkling floors that lead to who knows where!  The guards standing at regular intervals for protection along with the ship’s crew that where diligently doing their jobs as they walked down the hallway.  And look outside at the bright white hull and that…that….

“Is that…is that what I think it is!?” I shouted with a gasp as I saw a flight run way towards the back of the ship that extended outwards…if there’s a runway…and this is Celestia’s personal ship…does that…does that mean that?

“Why yes that’s the ship’s runway for Wonderbolt usage…I never leave without an escort…both for pleasure and for those just in case moments…” She answered proudly as she confirmed what they were…knowing full well what that was going to do to me most likely

“Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!” I squealed happily and loudly as I put a hoof to my muzzle…THE Wonderbolts…on THIS ship…with the princess!  “Your highness!” I then shouted as I turned around frantically, giving her the biggest smile I could ever possibly give.

“Why yes Rainbow Dash…if you want I’ll let you fly with them as my escort back…” Celestia agreed with a nod and a smile…ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!  Best day ever!  I opened my wings up and jumped in the air!

“Ye-AHHH!”  I started to cheer before pain shot through my wings and I landed on the ground with a thud.  I looked back to see them still looking just as wounded as before when I busted those gains…oh you’ve really got to be freaking joking!

“Oh dear…I don’t think you’re going to be flying anywhere Rainbow…not with your wings like this… “Fluttershy said in concern as she walked over and started checking over my wings.  No no no!  This can’t be happening!  Please tell me I’m still sleeping next to Fluttershy’s hot flank!  I mean…in bed…alone…with no flank…yeah.

“Princess!” I shouted frantically as I looked up at the princess who was still smiling at me…this isn’t something to smile over your highness this is serious! “Can’t you fix me up with your magic…or fix me up with some doctors on board?” I asked desperately as I started breathing heavily in hysteria…yeah…the princess can surely fix this…I mean she’s the Ruler of Equestria and totally awesome can fix anything right?

“No Rainbow…I’m sorry to say that I can’t do anything about it…and I don’t have any doctors on board at the moment…” The Princess responded as she shook her head slightly…though still smiling for some reason...

“W-Wha…” I simply said in disbelief as I felt my eyes widen to their max and my mouth almost literally drop to the floor, “No!  My Life is over!”  I screamed dramatically as I looked up at the ceiling and raised both my fore hooves up in pain…cursing my past self of being stupid and busting out of those chains!

“Oh Rainbow…I’m so sorry…” I heard Fluttershy apologize sincerely as I also felt a hoof on my shoulder, “I wish there was something I could do…” She then said in a sad tone as I looked in to her concerned cyan eyes and knew that she really wished she could help me…and I really wish she could too…

“Well Fluttershy…I’m sure you could do something….” Celestia replied in a somewhat teasing tone, working off of what Fluttershy said…wait…

“She can?” I simply said in shock as I looked at her surprised.

“I can?” The cream colored Pegasus next to me said as well equally surprised as she did the same thing.

“Yes…from what I understand….Fluttershy takes care of animals…including birds…that have wings…” The white Alicorn explained as she gave a wink to Fluttershy…wait…she has a point!

“Oh my gosh you’re right!” I exclaimed excitedly as I turned to face the kind caring awesome animal caretaker next to me, “Fluttershy…you can fix my wings!” I then shouted happily as I threw my hooves up in the air…why did I see it before?   She even gave herself a self-diagnosis when we reached Rio De Jamareo yesterday…she’s already like a certified doctor!

“W-What?  I couldn’t…th-those are bird wings…not Pegasus wings…I…I couldn’t possibly mend your wings…” Fluttershy denied nervously and fearfully as she looked away and hid behind her mane, uncertain of her own abilities…again…

“Fluttershy…our wings aren’t really that different from bird wings…they’re just…bigger…and awesomer…” I encouraged, as I extended a hoof out towards her, come on Fluttershy…you know you can do it…pony up and be the mare I know you are!

“Oh but what if I mess up…what if I do something wrong and make it worse…oh I couldn’t do that to you…” She then frantically said, as she moved away from me, afraid of hurting me and doing more harm than good…when I know she could never do that…especially when I’ve been doing more harm than good lately…

“Fluttershy…” I called in a very serious tone as I reached out and put both my hooves on her shoulders and made her face me so I could look in her in her uncertain cyan colored eyes, “You can do it…I trust you…I know you can do it…if anypony can fix my wings up and get me in the air…it’s you…” I then explained firmly as I knew she had what it took to get the Dash back into the skies where she belonged…and she knew it too as her eyes widened at what I was saying…

“R-Rainbow…” She simply said in shock as her eyes started to tremble as they looked at me.

“Please Fluttershy…do this…for me…I…I need you…” I then said a bit nervously as a warm feeling appeared on my cheeks as I realized how desperate I was for her help…but it’s true…I need her now more than ever at the moment…and if she gets me into the air…I’ll…I’ll freaking owe her one and then some!  She looked down briefly and closed her eyes before nodding slightly and looking back up at me with fire alit in her eyes!  Hell yeah she’s on board now!

“A-Alright…I’ll do it!’ She nervously agreed with a slight nod…well mostly on board…but that’s enough because I know she’s got what it takes to fix me up!

“Awesome!” I replied with a smirk before I looked over at Celestia to find out where the medical room was, “Celestia where can I-”

“It’s down this hall, third door on the right…” She instructed happily as she pointed down the hall to the door in question…whoa freaking mind reader much?  Or did she just know where we needed to go…in any case I’m lucky we teleported near it instead of like on the other side of the ship!

“Thanks!” I thanked gratefully as I let go of Fluttershy and started to rush down the hall towards the door, the awesome mare that was going to fix me up following right behind me.

I opened the door she specified and found a medical room filled with some tables, cotton balls….needles…pill bottles, one of those weird beeping machines, and that thing that holds blood packs up…along with a bunch of other medical stuff that I don’t want to talk about because I don’t really like hospitals or stuff like that because knowing me I’ll be forced to stay for absurd stupid amounts of time when I don’t need to.   Thankfully there wasn’t anypony in the room…like Celestia said…so it was just me and Fluttershy…well since she’s taking care of me I guess that means she’s the doctor right now…and I know she won’t let me stay in bed for an unnecessary amount of time so thank Celestia for that…

“You’re welcome!”   I heard the Princess respond from down the hall…whoa…mind rider again…or was she just saying that from the thanks I gave before I split…oh whatever…time to get to business!

“So…” I started as I walked into the room, with Fluttershy walking in and closing the door behind her, “What do I do first Doctor Fluttershy?” I asked teasingly as I looked at her with a grin, calling her that made a slight tint of red form on her face…heh well I think she would blush more if I called her Nurse Fluttershy…maybe…

“Ummmm…l-lay on the table…I need to work on your wings and the best way to do them is with you lying on the table…” She instructed nervously as she pointed to one of the medical tables behind me.

“On the table got it…” I replied seriously and with a nod as I turned around and got on the table, which was covered up but what looked like a thin flimsy piece of paper…man why are these always here?  Oh forget it…I got on my stomach and laid down on the sheet of paper…starting to rip it already…seriously this paper is useless…what’s the point of it?

“Ok Fluttershy now what do I-ohhhhhh!” I then started before I was cut off by a gentle pair of hooves touching my right wing….which sent shivers down my spine…really good shivers that felt tingly and amazing.  I looked back to see Fluttershy backing up away from me with her hooves in front of her face embarrassed and worried.

“I-I’m sorry…d-did I hurt you?” She apologized fearing that she did something wrong…when quite the opposite actually…that felt good…I want her to touch me again…I…I mean…for medical purposes…ughhh…even when I put it like that it just sounds wrong…I can tell her that!

“N-No…just surprised me…c-carry on…” I weakly answered, as I looked away as I started to feel my face heat up from the thought of me wanting my best friend and foalhood friend to touch me to make me feel good again…and this time I know I’m not in heat so where are these thoughts coming from?  …ughhhh this is just wrong on so many levels!

“A-Alright…” She replied in a whisper as I felt her gentle pair of hooves touch my wings again.  Which started to make my ship and I had to bite my lip to stop myself from making another humiliating sound…I had to bite it hard…but I couldn’t help it…her touch felt so good and…oh crap!  My wings are going to stick out again…don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it….crap it’s not working when I feel her firm gentle hooves working around my feathers and sore muscles…and also feeling my wings starting to unfold against my will….ughhh crap crap crap!

“I’m going to need you to extend your-”  Fluttershy began before she was cut off by my wings jutting out…I sunk my head into the table and the flimsy piece of paper in shame as I didn’t want Fluttershy to see my wings sticking out like this…especially from her touch…

“Oh thank you Rainbow…” She then thanked graciously as she continued to work on my wings, moving my feathers around and stroking my wing bones.

I looked back and saw that she wasn’t at all minding the wings and instead working on them with a smile on my face…continuing to send tingling and vibrant sensations coursing through it. I sighed as I looked back forward…good she needed them to be extended…embarrassment avoided…now I can enjoy her working on my wings and touching me without embarrassment…why the hell did I think that?  There really is something wrong with me…horribly wrong!

“Mmmmm…yeah…” I said in pleasure out of my control as I felt her rough a stiff joint in my wing…crap! I wasn’t biting my lip and let that slip!

“R-Rainbow?” The timid miracle worker called in a slight stutter, surprised by my sudden outburst.

“Y-Yeah Fluttershy…it’s…mmm…really working…I feel better already…” I lied, while also letting out another quick embarrassing moan…crap!  I looked away and blushed furiously as I knew that was a horrible lie…especially when I moaned like that….

“I-I’m glad…” She simply said before she continued to work on my left wing…and she freaking bought it too!  I…Fluttershy you’re too accepting…if I were you I’d be weirded out and slowly walk away…

I mean…I really shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as I am right now…I’ve let other ponies touch my wings before for various reasons…but it never felt like this…this is…simply amazing with a capital A!  Then the haunting thought dawned on me that if this was any other pony I probably wouldn’t be feeling this way…and then I was reminded of how my wings stuck up constantly earlier at the sight and touch of….Fluttershy’s you know what….and as I looked back to her gently smiling face continuing to pleasure my wings the even more scary and disturbing realization came into my mind as I remembered how beautiful she was yesterday in that dress.  And if I’m not in heat then those thoughts weren’t from imbalanced hormones but from natural urges.  Urges!   This…really shouldn’t be happening to me…but…unfortunately…it’s happened….I think my best friend is hot…and she also turns me on in ways I can’t even describe…this is really bad…

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