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It's Complicated

by TheSillyAnon

Chapter 29: Chapter XXIX

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Chapter XXIX

Last night...


All guards were dismissed. All servants were sent home. All of the assistants and secretaries were placed on leave as Twilight and I ran through the halls. And the moment we closed the door behind us, we were left staring back at each other. Still gathering our breath, we calculated our next moves against each other. What began as a race to the room had now became that of a chess match. With each move she'd make, I'd counter with one of my own. My leg would move towards her, she'd move back. For moments at a time, our thoughts circled around one another, trying to find an opening.

Her horn glowed dimly, offering us the only bit of light we had available aside from the moon. I could hear the clattering of two small rings landing on the floor. Her breaths became heavy and baited as I stalked her towards the bed. I reached out to grab her, unwittingly grasping my hand around her throat. Her response was her magic dragging me in, tightening my grasp on her. Twilight moaned quietly as she writhed in my grasp.

"Ravage me." She did not say those words, yet she mouthed them. Her breaths trembled as she looked at me with pleading eyes.

I pulled off my shirt quickly, trying to free myself from the clothes that still symbolized any form of civility I might have had left. I started to work on my pants, while Twilight used her magic to pull at my hair, yanking me in to give her lips the attention she desperately craved for. Thought it was painful at first, I ignored it for a much better pursuit; ecstasy. I pulled the rest of my clothes off, tossing them on the floor to join with the chastity rings she had worn earlier.

My hands glided over her lips, sliding down in an agonizing pace to reach down and cusp it's way in between her haunches. Her body seized up as if a sharp bolt of pain ran through her body. But I knew that her cry was one of enjoyment. I gifted her with two, causing her to wiggle and grind against my moistening hand. My fingers would curl and flex inside of her as my thumb gently worked against the winking bud.

Effective immediately, her body tensed and thrashed wildly as her juices spurned forth as if I had struck the vein of a hot spring. Much of my hand became affected by moisture, causing me to slip out of her easily despite her walls pleading with me not to leave. Though she herself protested my retreat, she found an immense curiosity over her own flavor. Her magic pulled at my arm, dragging it towards her mouth where her tongue awaited. In between my fingers, her slimy organ heedlessly cleansed me, ultimately resulting in nothing more than a slobbering mess.

I didn't care much for it, as my main concern was that she cleaned so much of herself that I failed to get a chance to sample for myself, a problem she'd rectify with a long, heated, passionate wrestling of our tongues. When we separated, our lips were barely bridged together by several strands of saliva. We were ugly, uncivilized, slovenly, and yet we felt nothing but a wanton desire to send each other to a place neither of us could reach alone.

My body moved accordingly, spreading her legs wide as my throbbing form pressed against the lubricated entrance of her nethers. As my eyes trailed downward, I had broken myself out of trance to see that I was just an inch or two of voiding her title.

"We don't-"

I was silenced by the warm feeling of magenta flames encircling my lower body, pressing me towards her. She whispered to me as the sweat began to bead across her face. "I give you consent." She whispered under her warm breath.

As I inched closer, I felt what I had long desired starting to become a reality. I leaned against her, prodding myself head-first into her sex. Already, I could feel the tightness overwhelming me, almost pushing me back out. As I pulled back out, I felt the magenta flames intensify their grip around me, forcing me forward.

"I won't tell if you won't."

After I sank into her, she used her magic to pull me even further. Suddenly, she pushed me back out. I looked back down and then to her. She quietly mouthed to me in a small voice. "I trust you."

A soft moan escaped my lips as I found myself sinking deeper into her moistened depths. Her body welcomed me with erratic spasms and clenching walls while I began to bury myself deep inside of her. As I worked my way back out, she used her magic to guide me back inside. Her eyes rolled back as I prodded myself back in slowly. Her left forehoof reached out for my chest, actively searching for my shoulder. The moment she found it and hooked herself against me, I winced for a brief moment, still feeling the sting from when I was bit. When she noticed my discomfort, she allowed me to pull out.

"Sorry." She whispered to me quietly.

I shouldn't have expected this to be a perfect session where she and I could claw and grasp at each other at will. Not only was I still with a fractured collarbone, but this was still our first time. I was just as inexperienced as she was, if not more. I leaned back down to give her a kiss. Her eyes started to fill with guilt. "You're fine."

"No I'm not." She whimpered. "I caused you pain."

Isn't that supposed to be my line in this kind of situation?

Determined to show her that I would still try to make this work. I lied beside her while guiding myself towards her entrance. As I did, she pulled away from me, sitting on the side of the bed. With a saddened smile on her face, she tried her best not to start tearing. "I'm sorry. I'm not really-"

"Twilight."

"Yes?" She asked, looking back at me with worry.

My mind traveled back to the very first time we were in this situation. I remembered how Twilight was anxiously moving herself on top of me, greedily grinding herself against me while I lied on the bed. At that moment, I had came up with the solution to our problem.

"Get on top of me."

"But-"

"It's fine. I trust you."

The instant I returned those three words to her, she found the courage to crawl back onto the bed, straddling me as she did. Her forelegs anchored themselves just beside me and her mane slid down just inches away from my face. As she leaned down to kiss me, her horn ignited and her magic began to massage my length as she aligned herself with me. Her body started to sink on top of mine, similar to how it was when we first got caught.

Only this time, her descent was much more abrupt.

"Nnn-gah!" In one single motion she impaled herself onto my throbbing sex, my mind ran awash of praises of how wonderful she felt. Thoughts of my shoulder became a distant memory as she pulled herself up. I looked down to see her rising off of me, small strings of her essence formed thickened pillars as her hips came sliding down.

In her slow pace, I became mixed of what I wanted to feel. I felt quenched, yet thirsty for more of her. I wanted to thoroughly enjoy her, but at the same time I wanted her to speed up. I wanted her to squeeze as much as she could from me, but I felt suffocated at the same time. Her actions were very much enjoyed, yet they were an agonizing torture.

"Haa..."

I felt a column of warm air brush against my neck and upper torso. When I looked up to the source I could see Twilight with her eyes closed, seeming as if she was basking in the immense pleasure she was experiencing. I couldn't blame her, the way she slid up and her walls clamped around me, hugging me, it was enough to make me put my hands against her waist and pull her back down.

I could feel a mighty heat coming from her as I held her. Her flanks rose and fell as my hands tried to urge her to speed up. Of course I was met with plenty of resistance, her insanely slow pace remaining constant. For a while, I started to become frustrated with her, but suddenly, she leaned down, leaning herself completely against me. Her small, soft body grew damper as she wrapped her hooves around my chest and her body started bouncing at an increased rate.

As I breathed, I could smell the strong musk of her body. I could also make out the strong scent of her sex as it started to make me crave for more of her. The princess panted as the sweat started to drip from her body and soak mine. I moaned deep into her neck, sending vibrations throughout her body. Her response was quite a surprise to me as more of her fluids dampened my crotch, as well as the mattress.

In due time, the sound of her body crashing against mine became more audible, matching in tempo of the bed springs. The wood of her bed creaked as she sprang up and down against me. My hips began to catch her rhythm and pull away as she lifted herself, and push back in as she fell. Her eyes opened in surprise of feeling me thrust back into her. She looked back down to me, seeing that I was taking in the sight of myself sinking to her. She quickly adjusted my attention to her as her lips briefly singed the skin of my neck.

"Ohhh... Yes..." She whispered, starting to let her lust get the better of her. Eventually, she decided to get greedy, smashing her hips against mine and circulating herself while I was still buried within her. Her walls flexed against me, causing me to shudder with unimaginable pleasure. She brought her lips against mine, briefly touching before our tongues started to war with one another. When our lips separated, so did our hips.

Her body shook as she separated from me. One of her hooves, drenched in a combination of both of our sweat, pressed itself against my chest. Her wings flared open as my hands started to travel upwards. I slowly took the time to admire the princess' slender body, curving down to her voluptuous waists. My fingers pressed themselves into her soft posterior, massaging her as she continued from where she left off.

"Nondis..."

She didn't say much after that, only her pace started to rapidly pick up. I knew that she had reached the heights she desired to reach. Meanwhile, I was starting to build up to mine as well. Her mane bounced wildly along with her body. My thrusts became much more forceful, as if I was trying to reach where she was going. Her eyes rolled back while she pistoned herself against me. Her moistened nethers proceeded to lubricate my length at a exponential rate. My very manhood was now wetter than what it was throughout our entire session. Twilight's back arched as she came to an abrupt stop. Her body tensed greatly while she looked to the ceiling.

I continued to work myself to my inevitable climax, her body now riding out her own orgasm. In what felt to be a monumental build, I found myself suddenly forcing myself to go as quick as I could. My fingers dug deep into the purple mare's hide as I leaned up towards her. My own nirvana came as suddenly as hers.

I couldn't exactly explain all of what I had felt the very instant I crossed. The only thing I could remember was that I felt as if I was suspended high above the world. It was so bright that I couldn't see nothing but the white light produced from the thousands of stars shining brightly overhead. My body rattled with excitement as I felt surges of electric impulses jerk me even higher. Breathless, I enjoyed the feeling of weightlessness before I started to climb back down.

My body flopped against the wind as my mind finally came crashing back down. But before I had hit the ground, I could feel a pair of hooves holding me by the back of my head. I snapped out of my trance to see a pair of purple lips closing in on me. Twilight and I shared what would be our best kiss. Our lips latched against one another for quite some time, our eyes closed as we savored our decent back to the earth below.

At last we were back in our bed, our sweaty, cum-stained, musk-scented sheets breaking our fall. The darkness had finally returned to the room, yet her face seemed to be the brightest thing in here. My arms leaned back against my side as she carefully hobbled off of me. Carelessly, she fell beside me, looking at me with stars in her eyes.

For moments at a time, we couldn't speak. The only thing that seemed to be a means of communication was the pants and breaths we exchanged. She smiled at me one last time as she nuzzled against me. I held her close to me while my eyelids began to grow heavy. As she rolled over, my arms reached out to pull her back towards me. I wrapped myself around her as she backed into me even further.

I don't think we could have worn any other expression on our face than a smile as we trailed off to sleep.

...You just made a huge mistake.

Shut up brain, go to sleep.


Meanwhile in Canterlot...


The castle in Canterlot was mostly quiet, save the occasional guard patrolling the halls. Each patrol, in sets of three, were escorted with a unicorn to illuminate their way through the pitch-black halls. As they walked by, they made their way through the hall and past a set of large, semi-circular doors. One was with white with a yellow sun emblazoned upon it, resembling the sigil that Celestia bore on her flank. The other next to it was a dark blue door with a white crescent moon sat upon it, resembling the sigil Luna bore on hers.

Yet only one of these doors had a sound coming from within.

The bedchambers of Princess Celestia remained darkened save a large window leading out to the balcony outside. The moon's light flooded from the floor all the way to the foot of the bed of the solar princess herself. The sheets of the bed shifted frequently, indicating her inability to sleep properly.

The princess, restless, shifted and rolled in her bed, trying to overcome the strange sensations that warmed her body. She'd felt it before, yet she'd never felt it in such a manner as this. Her heart rate picked up as her eyes remained closed in her attempt to strive through the heat spell. Unfortunately, nothing seemed to work for her, and for a distinctive reason why.

Under the sheets, she shifted her hooves, holding herself as she tried not to think about the lewd thoughts that traversed through her dreams. Her hooves clasped at her nethers, trying not to fall into temptation of relieving herself. Soft moans escaped her lips and her wings started to spread on their own accord. Her body temperature continued to rise until she could no longer take it.

"Gah!"

Celestia awoke, panting and covered in sweat, looking around her room as she tried to see if anyone was looking. After a couple of seconds, she lifted the sheets to see that she was very much bothered from the erotic vision she endured. Her forelegs slipped from in between her haunches as she observed a thin coating of fluids on her.

She shook her head in shame of the vision, and not just because of the reaction her body yielded.

*Knock knock knock*

A soft knocking on the door caused the princess to jump and quickly levitate a towel, as well as a bottle of perfume, from her nightstand. She proceeded to towel herself off, trying to mask any evidence that might give any one of her guards the wrong impression.

*Knock... knock... knock...*

Another soft knock, this one even slower, sounded at her door. The solar princess, finally finished with masking her feminine scent, called out in a quiet voice. "Yes?"

"Sister, I sense that you are not sleeping well."

"Luna..." She sighed in relief. "It's just you."

"May I come in?"

Looking around her bed, she saw a small stain from where her bodily activity took place. After spraying the sheets, she flipped the comforter over to hide the spot. Finally, she felt comfortable to allow her younger sister inside.

"Sister?"

"You may enter."

Luna opened the door slowly to find Celestia sitting at the edge of her bed, looking at her pillows as a means of avoiding eye contact with the younger blue alicorn.

"It smells quite wonderful in here. I take it that the servants have left the room like this?"

"Indeed, they have." Celestia answered calmly, trying not to sound nervous.

Luna gave her older sister a smirk. "Or perhaps you've fancied a chance to unburden yourself and sought to release the tension concealed deep within your body-"

"Luna please!" Celestia scolded quietly. "That is most inappropriate!"

"Oh sister, we have been existent for over a millennium. You should be used to tending to your own urges." The younger sister teased.

"I can assure you that it is not as simple as you would make it." Celestia argued.

"Really? I was confined to a celestial object of my own control for a thousand years. I have learned how to offer myself a pleasure that no stallion could ever hope to provide."

All of the talk of her younger sister exploring her sexual ideas had started to reawaken Celestia's recently quenched arousal. The older sibling began to blush in response. "Luna, let us not speak of such things. They are incongruous and most ribald."

"Sister, we are not fillies. This is a perfectly acceptable matter to converse upon, especially between two members of the like sex."

"Luna!" She rose her voice, starting to sound harsh.

"Very well. If I may ask, what has caused you to be so... busy?"

Celestia refused to look towards her sister, and even more afraid to stand up from where she sat out of fear of revealing her now-soiled comforter. "It is nothing. I had just received... quite a colorful dream."

"A dream which the victim suffers death ten thousand times, only to awaken in a puddle of their own vulgarity. It is a normal occurrence, one that is experienced by many, and is experienced by many colts even as we speak."

"Luna, could you not speak so lasciviously?" She questioned, trying to keep her mind off of anything lewd.

"Not until you reveal what has caused you to become so tense." The younger sibling demanded, sitting next to her. "Now what exactly has plagued you? What detail of the dream has caused you to awaken in such distress?"

Celestia could feel her cheeks heating up as the blood rushed to them. Her face began to turn pink from the sudden rush. "It... shamefully... it pertained to my former student."

"Perhaps the yellow one? I recall her being a former student of yours. I believed she was called Su-"

"It was not her I saw." She answered with nervousness.

"Then perhaps it is the one who holds true to your teachings, the student that has become your pride as well as your weakness."

"I do not see Twilight in that manner! She is my friend and former student, nothing more."

Luna quirked an eyebrow at her sister, growing concerned. "Then what is it about her that makes you so uneasy? What could have you thinking of her in such a salacious manner?"

Celestia started to answer her younger sister, only for her words to become shortened by her own thoughts. She continued to avoid looking at her sister as she thought about the image of her beloved student engaging in premarital coitus continued to plague her mind.

"I suppose it was just the thought of her."

"I see." Luna answered quietly. As she rose off the bed, she looked to her older sister and teased her. "Then perhaps it would do you some benefit to, as the guards would say, clop one out?"

"LUNA!" Celestia raised her voice to the point where she didn't come off as screaming to her to avoid unwanted attention. Meanwhile, she was growing even redder in the face.

"I'm merely suggesting it as a means of relief. It is your call on whether or not you would act upon it. Either way, the quickest way to sleep is a resolution to your body's requests."

"I am fine. Now please leave me alone. I do not wish to speak on this any longer."

Luna grew even more worried as she watched her sister avoid her. She saw the concern in Celestia's eyes and had already came to a conclusion as to what could be the cause of her unease. Turning back to leave, she whispered back to her older sister.

"Then I pray that you are gifted with dreams of good fortune. Goodnight, my dear sister."

After the door creaked open and shut, Celestia's hooves tensed as she started to think about her prized pupil once more.

"Twilight... I knew that you have done so much for me. And you have performed splendidly in your tasks... But this..."

The princess stepped off of her bed and walked towards her vanity, looking at a picture of her and the purple unicorn smiling brightly as they sat beside a telescope on a hill, gazing at the stars.

"How could I protect you from this?"


The next morning in Ponyville...


As my eyes opened, I could feel my arms cradling around the small purple body of my beloved princess. I could already assume that she slept with a huge grin on her face while I'm sitting her coddling her. As she lied silently, I didn't know how I was going to go about the day. There was a lot on my mind going on about yesterday, last night and what I was going to do today. For starters... Ahem...

I JUST HAD SEEEEEX! AND IT FEEELT SO GOOOD! Ahem... excuse me for that outburst.

The morning seemed a lot more serene in comparison to yesterday's unfolding of events. For starters, the sound of construction tools have been, for the majority, silenced. There's the occasional faint hammering of a nail or two in the far distance, but not enough to break me out of my sleep.

No but seriously, NO INTERRUPTIONS, NO AWKWARD WALK INS, NO 'HEY HOW YA DOIN!', JUST GOOD OLD FASHIONED, DIRTY, RAUNCHY...

Yep. You just had sex with the princess.

...uh oh.

It finally dawned on me that as I was sitting here with my arms locked around the purple pony that we had actually slept together, and I don't mean as we usually do every night. We had sex, I took her virginity, I actually stuck my dick inside of her knowing that she'd be in trouble over it.

Hell, trouble would be the nice way of putting it.

Quietly shifting myself so that I could get free, I had noticed that the arm resting under Twilight had fallen asleep, due to my muscles responding and my not feeling a thing. Carefully, I used my free hand to lift her up and relieve some of the pressure on my arm.

Dear fuck, my arm feels like it has like seven billion ants crawling all over it.

After slipping my arm from underneath her, I began to quietly creep towards the side of the bed. But my attempts to leave to the bathroom were suddenly cut short thanks to a magenta aura pulling my 'waking' arm back towards her.

"MMmmmm... Nuuuuuu."

"Twilight, it's morning. We gotta get up."

"Stay here with me." She moaned out in protest, pulling my other arm towards her.

"I need to use the bathroom." I answered trying to get myself out of the bed.

"Nooooo... Staaaaay!" Her protests have grown from slow and tired to lively and childish.

"Bathrooooom! Nooooow!" I fussed back, mocking her tone.

She turned over to look at me, wearing a devious smirk. "No. Not until I get a kiss from you."

*sigh* "Again with this?"

"Yes. Now kiss..." She poked her lips out as she leaned in towards me.

After a second, I agreed to give her what she wanted. For a few seconds, our lips met and separated. After we were done, I leaned back away from her and started to make my way off of the bed. "So, now may I use the bathroom?"

"Of course." She confirmed.

I shook my head at the purple mare, writing off her antics as nothing more than a teen in her first relationship. I guess it is true to a fault, but my mind was on a release. I got off of the bed and walked towards the bathroom, only to have the door slam shut in my face.

"What the-"

"You can use it after I finish." Twilight said from behind the door.

I looked back to the bed, seeing that no one was even there. How the hell did she... right. I had actually forgotten that she was a powerful princess with the ability to teleport from one place to another.

"Dammit!"

While I stormed off, I had started to pick up my clothes from off the floor. As I pulled up my shirt, I had noticed two silver rings lying next to one another. I already knew what they were, and sadly I knew they were going to represent a lie from this day forward.

I picked up the rings and held them in my hand, unsure as to what may even be the outcome of this. I knew I could keep a secret, especially at the cost of her career. But who's to say that no one else would catch what was going on? For one, these rings are supposedly enchanted. How am I to know that they don't have some sort of 'virgin-alarm' on them? If she puts them on, what happens? I know that they were given to her when she reached princesshood, so does that mean that they were given to her as a means solely to quell her estrus spells?

If that's not the case, then we could be in big trouble.

"Hey Twilight!"

"Yeah?"

"I think you forgot your... doohickeys!" Word is on the tip of my tongue, yet I can't find it.

"My what?"

Found it. "Rings!"

"Oh... oops. Thanks!"

Suddenly, the two rings that were in my hand disappeared, to whom I assume to be Twilight. And I've read enough books in this world to know that enchanted items tend to act as a double-edged sword, one wrong move and you could seriously hurt yourself.

And that fact made me even more uneasy. "Hey, question!"

"Huh?" As I heard the water running in the shower.

"What other enchantments would those rings have?"

"Umm... Estrus-busters mainly. I'm not aware of any other spells that would be cast on them."

"How about virginity detectors?"

Twilight giggled as she answered my question. "That's a silly thing to think about. That spell wouldn't work on mares without a hymen."

Oh... shit... "Uh..."

"And in case you're wondering, no. I didn't have an intact hymen when I was crowned. Even..." She paused for quite some time, I'm assuming that she feels a little bashful. "Even Celestia and Cadance checked."

I can bet that she's really blushing up a storm in there. "Really? You were checked by those two?"

"Well not really, really checked. But they did have a gynecologist on hoof to perform the final inspection. It took them a while to make me official because my mother had to explain the reason why I didn't have one."

So her mom had to give the princesses her daughters alibi. But for what? "Um... I don't mean to get personal with my questions, but could I get an explanation for how your mom cleared your name?"

"...I'll explain it to you later."

I guess that was too personal of a question. I suppose that it would be in the best interests that I'd get off that subject before it starts to get a little awkward. While the shower continued to run, my body reminded me of a certain function I needed to perform.

"Okay! I'm gonna go to my room, be back in a minute!"

"Why are you leaving?" Twilight asked from inside of the shower.

Do I really need to say how close I am to my next crowning achievement? I really shouldn't. "I gotta go use the bathroom!"

"Oh, well go on ahead!"

I started to put back on the clothes I wore yesterday as a temporary means to cover myself up. "I'll also be taking my shower in there while I'm at it, so don't rush yourself!"

"Okay!"


Stepping out of the bathroom, I wore another one of the shirts Rarity made for me. As I did, I kept in mind the sacrifices she made in order to make it for me. At one given time, as she was making this shirt, she had to have gotten into an argument with Spike over her staying up late. My mind is still on the fact that her business was struggling because of me. I know Twilight and I resolved this situation last night, but there was still the thought of how this was going on for several months.

It's not exactly a pleasant thought, you becoming the sole reason why your friend's job is failing.

But once again, that situation has already been discussed and will be remedied. But my mind was more focused on Twilight. I can't understand how she could act so carefree about our current situation. She and I broke the code of our approval process, thus invalidating her title. I'm really hoping that what she had told me wasn't a lie, about how she didn't have a hymen at the start of her reign. Otherwise, I could be getting in trouble, Twilight would be getting her rank revoked, and Shining could get his money's worth of whoop-ass out of me. That's a scenario that would only benefit Shining, mainly because he'd have a right to beat my ass on a daily basis.

"I hope she's right." I quietly mumbled to myself.

Closing my eyes and taking a deep breath, I tried to shove those thoughts towards the back of my mind, where they wouldn't show on my face throughout the day. I had to pretend as if what had happened with me and her didn't happen at all.

Wow... I get laid and now I have to pretend I didn't. How ironic is that?

Opening my eyes, I grabbed my backpack with the projector inside and walked out of the room. I decided that if I was going to distract myself, I could at least do it in a method that would only serve to turn my brain into mush. That's right, I was going to watch a movie. And hopefully get myself a laugh or two in as I'd look out for everyone else's reactions. Seeing the girls react to the movies of the human world, that would be a hoot...

Hell, why the fuck not!? I'll be too busy laughing for me to even focus on the movie, let alone a thought!

"HEY!"

I stopped walking for a moment to address the strange voice that called out to me. It didn't seem like it belonged to Twilight, not even in the slightest.

"YEAH YOU, HUMAN!"

I turned around to see a yellow unicorn with a red and yellow mane galloping towards me at full-speed. "Um... can I help you, miss?"

"You aren't supposed to be here! This isn't your world!"

She did have a point, but I don't know who the hell she is. "Uh... can I get your name, ma'am?"

"My name is 'get-your-butt-back-in-the-portal'!" She shouted as she started to use her magic to levitate me towards the opposite direction of where I was headed.

"What?" I asked, still left in the dark over who she was and what she was here for. "Look, you come in here-"

"Not only will I have to shove you right through that portal, I'm gonna have to wipe you memory."

"Huh?" I asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

She stopped tugging at my shirt and stood in a pose, bracing herself to cast another spell. "Just hold on a sec. You'll be a little woozy, but I can assure you that won't feel too much."

While her horn began to glow a bright aqua color, I clasped my right hand around her horn to cut her spell short. "Um no. Don't do that."

She stared at me with shock, surprised that I was holding on to her horn. She tried to shove me off but I continued to hold on to her, making sure that she wouldn't even get the chance to cast her spell. She snorted at me with frustration. "Let go of me! Get your grubby fingers off of my horn!"

"Not until I get an explanation!" I shouted back. "You come in here, you try to drag me to the portal, and you attempted to wipe my memory so that I wouldn't remember a damn thing! Not only are those charges levied against you, but I could also cite you for trespassing!"

Shoving my hand off with her hoof, she rolled her eyes at me. "What are you, some kind of guard?"

"Captain, by the way." I answered with a bit of a smug expression, similar to a metaphorical 'take-that'. "Royal Guardian Division of the E.U.P.."

She stared at me for a few seconds, completely baffled at my response. She shook her head and walked past me. "I don't believe this."

"Don't believe what?" I asked, sticking my chest out in pride.

"TWILIGHT!" She called out loudly, causing my ears to ring a little.

"Fuck, you're l- Wait, you know Twilight?" I questioned, changing my demeanor from prideful to confused.

"You know Twilight?" She asked with a tilted head.

"Uh yeah. I got this job because of her." Not lying there.

As we continued to exchange silences and stares, I could hear another set of hooves clopping down the hall, getting closer and closer until a third pony showed up.

"Nondis, I thought you were going to come back to my room after you finished." Twilight said as she approached.

I moved to the side and revealed the unicorn mare, she and I pointing to one another. Twilight gasped with surprise as she ran over to her. "Oh my gosh! Sunset Shimmer, how have you been?"

"Sunset Shimmer?" I asked, looking at the strange unicorn.

"Nondis?" She questioned, looking at me in return.

"You know this girl?" We both asked in unison. "You know this guy?"

Twilight looked at us, unsure as to whom she would answer first. She ultimately decided to introduce us both to one another. "Nondis, this is my friend Sunset Shimmer. She's a pony who I write to every once and a while. When she was younger, she traveled to the human world and learned everything there is about their race. Of course her world is different from yours, but the technology is very much the same. She is also a bit of a gatekeeper as well... on the other side of course."

"I've noticed." I stated, looking at her with skepticism of how she just wanted to erase my memories.

"And Sunset, this human here is Nondis. He's a very good friend of mine, and an excellent guard. He even went against my older brother, and won! He's talented, and sweet, and caring, and selfless... to a fault."

"Hey!" I hollered out, feeling offended by her side remark.

Twilight giggled as she gave me a quick wing-hug. "But he's a good guy, one who is very special to me. But enough of my introductions, you two should start introducing yourselves to each other."

I looked at the unicorn and saw that she was looking up at me. She still seemed puzzled about my being here, obviously. "Um... I don't mean to be rude, but shouldn't he be a pony?" She asked Twilight.

Me, with hooves? I'll pass. "I'm fine as I am, thanks. Twilight suggested to turn me into one, but I denied her request." Mainly because she was drunk at the time.

"Really? But that doesn't explain how you didn't transform when you got here, let alone how you even came to Equestria." Sunset stated.

And of course she would ask the one question that none of us knew the answer to. I looked at Twilight, lightly shrugging my shoulders. She turned her attention back to the yellow unicorn. "Well we're not sure either. But I can say that he's been a very fun addition to the circle."

The unicorn looked around, taking observation of something. "In speaking of inner-circle, where's Spike? Isn't he usually with you?"

Figures.

"I'm afraid that he's in Canterlot for the time being." Twilight answered, letting her tone become noticeably saddened. "You know, official business."

"Oh wow. I guess life can be a bit lonely without your number one assistant." Sunset added, feeling pity for Twilight.

"It is... But I can manage." She said, looking up to me. "After all, why feel lonely when you have one person standing next to you through whatever?"

Sunset began to smile at the purple alicorn. "I guess you two really are close."

I kinda felt my cheeks warm up as Twilight started to nuzzle me. "We are. And I really do feel that way towards him."

The yellow unicorn continued to smile, only this time she resorted to teasing me. "So loverboy, how do you feel about her?"

"She's a great friend." I answered nervously, unsure as to why. "I mean she can be a bit bossy at times-"

"Excuse me?" Twilight said, pushing herself off of me.

"Selfless to a fault, remember?" I quoted back to her, mocking her tone.

The purple princess shook her head. "Ignore him, he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed."

"And neither are you, princess." I shot back, giving her muzzle a light thump, causing her to scrunch at me.

"How am I the silly one?"

"Well gee, I wonder. You assign me to a train and I nearly get ran off into a ravine. At this point I can say that you've clearly steered me wrong."

"You volunteered!"

"Only because you made me! You ordered me to stay on that train!"

"Well I'm not the one that sent you off into town two days ago, that time was all on your own!"

"And? I charged into the very pits of danger and I came out perfectly fine!"

"Define 'perfectly fine' because I don't remember having a fractured collar bone and two changeling bites as perfectly fine, pillow face!"

A light gasp escaped from my lips. "P-p-pillow? You swore that you would never speak of that again!" I spoke through my teeth.

"Well now I'm using it as ammo. Your shot, Nondis." She answered with a demonic smirk.

Okay, if she want's to play that game... "...So, what did mommy catch you doing not too long ago?"

She covered her muzzle as she started to turn red. "I thought that we agreed never to speak on that!"

Determined not to lose, I stood my ground. "I'm using it as blackmail. You've got your trump card, and I've got mine. Your move."

"Um... Don't mind me. I'm just visiting." A third voice called out.

The two of us snapped out of our childish bickering and turned our attention to the unicorn who stood and watched us fight. Immediately, we both became embarrassed of what we were ready to reveal to the unicorn mare. We halted our staredown and immediately turned to face her. "Sorry about that." Twilight said with a fading blush.

"Are you two usually like this?" Sunset asked.

"Every single day of the week. If we're not arguing about something, then we'll argue about nothing." I lied.

"Shush!" Twilight placed her hoof on my lips, making sure that I wouldn't talk anymore. "We're usually doing this at random. But aside from that, our relationship is perfectly normal."

"Define 'normal'." I said, pushing away her hoof.

"Define 'pillow'."

I was not going to even humor her. Doing so would ultimately result in her winning. I was not going to let her take that one.

"Okay princess, you have the floor."


After a few more exchanges, Sunset and I became acquainted with one another. Eventually, our conversations started to veer from how similar our worlds were to the little quirks Twilight would have in a human form. It seems that Twi didn't seem to like us talking about how she writes with her mouth, or bends her knuckles while closing her fists to imitate hooves. As to be expected, Twilight brought up the fact that Sunset too had to deal with those same problems.

But considering that Twilight's visits were confined to a mere ten to fifteen days out of a whole year, she didn't exactly have a chance to learn how to walk or move properly, especially when it came to using hands. But she did talk about how difficult it was to walk on her own feet for the first time.

I bet I would've lost my shit just watching her wobble all over the place... That and Spike being the size of a Beagle.

While we continued to talk about how different our words are, we started to exchange our differences in media, technology, infrastructure and social interactions with others in our age group. It turned out that she and Twilight are no older than probably eighteen in that world, despite their being a year or so older here.

Or at least I think Twilight's older than eighteen... right?

Again, their time is measured differently than ours. The ponies go by the lunar calender, also known as the measurement of moons. Ours, I mean by me and Sunset's standards, go by the Gregorian system, or as my world would so lovingly call it, the Anno Domini.

I personally prefer the term Common Era.

Either way, our exchanges have left us both with far more questions than time we had in order to answer them. It seems that our medias are similar, yet different. For example: Sunset would go online to a place called Facenote, where I'd go to a place called Facebook. And if we wanted to watch videos, she'd go to WhoTube, while I'd go on YouTube. 4-San to 4-Chan, Chirper to Twitter, Joogal to Google, PizzaBarn to PizzaHut, it seemed that what we exchanged to one another seemed like off-brand versions of one another.

It's kinda creepy just how far this trans-dimensional stuff goes.

So after a while, I had finally revealed to the two unicorns that I was hoping to have a movie-day with the girls. Twilight started to look at her schedule and see what day she could arrange a special seating for all seven of us, now eight to include Sunset Shimmer. But then she started letting her mind wander about the choice of movie that we and the girls could agree on. Instantly, I informed her that we would be watching a movie from my world.

I didn't think I could get their eyes to widen anymore than they did at that very moment. They both practically stared at me with wonder and relentless pleading. So I agreed to share a cinematic experience with Sunset. Not only would it be a formal exchange of our medias, but also a sharing of our technology with the ponies here.

But suddenly, I had thought about something. I also promised Celestia that I would show her the movies based off of the books I offered to share with her. I knew that it wouldn't really be fair to have that experience without her, especially since she was eagerly looking forward to it. I asked Twilight if she could also pull a few strings to get Celestia and Luna over for the time being.

I wonder if they'd actually like the movie, or the technology used?

Either way, I sent Twilight over to inform Celestia that I would like to formally invite her to share her time with me as I'd disclose with her the advancements of my world. I also added that Sunset Shimmer would be around to discuss how the devices work and how they could be applied to the equine way of life. It would be a ground-breaking demonstration for her, and she couldn't possibly ignore a technological marvel such as this.

It didn't even take Twilight a second to spread her wings and go flying at breakneck speed towards Canterlot.

About two hours later, I had already set up the projector in the grand hall. I also called the others to come by and get themselves situated to enjoy the show. While they waited, they spoke with Sunset Shimmer and how everything went with their human counterparts. I decided to listen in while I waited for Twilight to come back. But as the time passed, the others started to get a little anxious.

And it's nearly impossible to try and soothe Pinkie all on her own, just imagine how difficult it is with both her and her equally lively coltfriend. I couldn't even get them to sit down for the first half hour. Now, they started racking up signs in protest. Discord, of course, provided the materials and joined the protest merely because 'it would prove to be a distraction from the boredom of waiting'.

I couldn't really argue with him on that.

The sounds of hoofsteps came clopping by the hall, softly yet quickly. I poked my head outside to see Twilight walking down the hall with not only Celestia, but also Luna, Cadance, and Shining Armor.

No Spike to be seen, I guess.

As the group of royals entered into the room, Twilight held the door open for them while wearing a huge smile. I started to show them the projector, but suddenly a powerful force yanked me off of the floor and pulled me out into the hall. The doors to the hall closed and Twilight stood in front of me, not wearing the smile she had just a few seconds ago.

"Hey, Twilight. Wha-haah!?"

Before I could even finish my question, she quickly pulled me towards our room. As we ran down the halls, she started to show signs of panic. Rapid breathing, constantly looking at every turn we made, perpetually shushing me while we walked, whimpering to herself all the while, I didn't even know what was going on and it had made me start to panic with her. When we finally reached our room she opened the door, pushed me inside, ran in behind me, and locked the door shut.

"This isn't happening... This cannot be happening..."

"What?" I asked, trying to get some answers out of her.

"I can't believe it. I thought that the spell wouldn't work." She mumbled to herself, pacing back and forth across her room.

I'm still lost. "What are you talking about? What spell?"

"The spell, Nondis! The spell! The stupid spell!" She exclaimed loudly with terror set in her voice. "What am I going to do?"

I walked over to her and tried to hold her still for a quick second, just to get her to calm down for a moment. "Twilight, take a deep breath and relax. Now tell me what is-"

"She knows!" She whispered, trembling as I held her in place.

"She knows? She knows what?"

"Nondis, how could you forget? She knows about us!"

...Please tell me that she knows anything about us besides that. "You mean about what we did?"

"Yes!" She answered, shoving me off of her to pace around the room some more. "She even took my chastity rings away!"

"Oh fuck." Now I began to panic for real. I was under the impression that Twilight didn't have the necessary trigger to indicate a loss of her virginity. Instead, here we are talking about Celestia finding out. It hasn't even been a day and we're already in trouble.

...I'm dead. Shining's gonna have my head for this.

Called it.

I couldn't do much but hold my head and take deep breaths to let my thoughts gather, in hopes to drown away that little annoying voice inside of my head. "Okay... how exactly did she know about us?"

Twilight shivered violently as she continued to pace back and forth. "She told me that she had some sort of a dream about me. And when she went into detail about the dream, I knew then that we had been caught. She started to ask me specific questions, questions that involved you."

That still doesn't make sense. She still wouldn't come to that conclusion unless there was a confession made... oh no. "Did you tell her that we did it?"

*knock knock knock*

Our heads turned back to the door. We remained quiet for a short period of time before we carried on our discussion. This time, we brought our voices to a minimum.

"Look, I really need you to tell me that you didn't tell her."

Twilight looked off to the side, hiding her eyes from me out of shame. "...She asked me if we did. And even though I started to say-"

I pulled at my hair out of frustration and let out a groan. "You did not tell her?"

Twilight looked at me, completely terrified. "She wanted me to tell the truth! I couldn't lie to her!"

I give a fuck and I got fucked, only this time I ended up fucking over Twilight's career. GODDAMMIT, WHY COULDN'T I JUST KEEP MY FUCKING HORMONES IN CHECK!? JUST ONCE! "Ohhhh... This is completely my fault." I said while dragging my palm across my face. "Had I not-"

Instantly, I felt something forcefully tug my hand away from my face. And instead of looking into the darkness of my palm, I was looking at a livid purple alicorn. "Had you not? Are you saying that you regret what we did, what we shared?"

"Twilight, it's..." I can't answer that! I don't because I love her, but I do because I love her! How the hell does that make any sense!? I don't because I loved her so much to be able to share myself with her, but I do because I threw her career in the toilet and flushed it down the drain!

"So? Do you, or do you not, regret me and you having sex?"

"I-I don't know! I don't want to... but now that your career is-"

"Look, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've made so many sacrifices just to keep you here! If anything, I knew that I'd risk my title if I was to stay with you! That was why I chose to distance myself from you in the first place! But now that I decided to go all-in, you decide to have second thoughts?"

Wow that sounds really bad. "No! I don't have second thoughts!"

Yes, you do.

I am really not in the mood to hear from you, brain. Shut the hell up, I know that I love her.

"Then tell me, do you regret us doing what we did or not?"

*knock knock knock knock knock*

Damn this person at the door! They are not making things any easier for me. My heart starts racing, my thoughts start to swirl, my mind is saying things contrary to what I believe, my palms are starting to sweat, and Twilight is still waiting on my answer. I already made a decision to tell her the truth when it comes to anything in our relationship.

You call this a relationship? You've been lying to her from the start.

HOW THE HELL HAVE I BEEN LYING TO H- No, I'm not even gonna answer that. I have way too much shit going on at once for me to even answer that fucked-up question.

Oh please, you already know that deep down inside that you've wanted to show pity for the one that nearly gave up everything she had. Just. For. You.

REALLY? NOW!? YOU CHOSE THIS TIME TO FUCK WITH ME!?

"Nondis, I want an answer!" Twilight demanded, her voice beginning to elevate.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Really now? "In a minute, please!" I shouted back to the door.

And what other way to show her that pity than to actually give her the one thing she so desired?

I really don't fucking care for what you have to say right now! I need to focus on answering Twilight.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

WHO THE FUCK IS KNOCKING ON THIS DAMN DOOR!? "I said wait a minute!"

"Nondis, answer me! Please!"

"I-"

If you loved her, you wouldn't give two shits for her career as much as you would for Twilight herself.

Please, just be quiet. I'm not so selfish to operate that way. Her title was something she obtained through years and years of hard work and striving past dangers seen and unknown. I wouldn't be that selfish!

"Nondis!"

This all could've been avoided the moment when she crawled to the side of the bed. Instead, you let your dick do the talking.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

"So you really do regret it, huh?"

"I don-"

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Oh for the love of... I stormed to the door, yanking it open and screamed at the top of my lungs at whoever stood knocking impatiently at our door.

"LOOK, FUCKER! I AM REALLY TIRED OF... P-p-pri... Princess Celestia."

The white alicorn had a stern look on her face as she stood at the door, her hoof still raised from knocking. I offered to bow, but she used her magic to hold me in place as she walked into the room. Closing the door behind her, she stood between me and Twilight. In a calm, yet commanding voice, she spoke.

"I believe that I should have a word with the both of you."


Author's Note

An explanation of the final part of the chapter. It was meant to be a demonstration of what takes place when one is placed in a situation where his thoughts are fighting against what he personally believe, as thoughts and beliefs are separate concepts of the mind.

In sorts, it is a conflict where one's belief is questioned by their own thoughts. Despite the fact that
"beliefs" run deeper than thoughts, it is possible that one's "beliefs" may be questioned and ultimately become a thought all on their own. All it takes is a mind that is able to convince itself that what that "belief" is, is nothing more than a concept taken to heart despite no factual evidence to support it. In short, the mind can ultimately convince you that a "belief" is nothing more than a self-bred lie.

And when in a situation where there is pressure involved, those "beliefs" may indeed become shaken to their very core.

But enough of being deep :trollestia:. More drama will ensue in later chapters.

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