"Alex?"

"Alex...." Luna whispered. Her hooves gently massaged my back as I groaned. Licking my lips, I looked up at the mare, tired and slightly confused. With a weak grin, she gently nuzzled my face. I could see that something was bothering her so for the moment I put aside my annoyance.

"Hey babe, what's up?" I smiled. Yawning, I clumsily rubbed sleep from my eye as I gave the mare a small kiss on the snout. Cadence lay snoozing on my chest as Celestia yawned beside me.

"I hate to be a bother, but is there any chance you could pick me up a bucket of mint chocolate ice cream with pickles and mustard... please?" Luna whispered, her eyes larger than life as her lower lip wobbled pitifully. She had quickly learned that using this method was guaranteed to get me up. With a reluctant nod, I cracked my neck, relieving some of tension that had built up from sleeping awkwardly. Luna winced at the noise, snorting as Cadence's grip around me tightened. The mare had been forced to move so I could get the other two food more than once, and she absolutely hated it.

"And to think, I was happy to see you," I groaned. Cadence gave a small grunt of annoyance as I gently pushed her aside. It wasn’t the first time this week I had been awoken at three in the morning by one of the two solar sisters.

Pushing myself up, I slide over Celestia, monetarily straddling her as the mare gave a tired groan. Gently nuzzling my cheek, she instructed me to pick up Cheesy twists as well. As usual, they never wanted anything from the kitchen. It always had to be something from a god-damn 24/7.

Shaking my head, I gave the two mares a weak glare, shivering as my feet touched the freezing tiled floor, the tiles holding no heat from the fire across the room. I threw a dressing gown over myself, my back making sharp pops as I stretched. My arms had pins and needles from where the two older alicorns had used them as pillows, my sides bruised from the near bone crushing embraces they tended to trap me in when asleep. That, as well as the fact that they had a habit of digging their hooves painfully into my sides. I loved them, but those two could make sleep unpleasant.

It took me ten minutes to actually get out the damn castle, the place more like a maze. Though, luckily a maid had taken pity and showed me how to reach the exit. Pushing the doors aside, I sighed in relief. The summer months had made the nights bearable: not too hot or cold. Winter on the other hand saw the temperatures plummet. Around me, guards patrolled the castes walls. I spotted several familiar faces as they gave small waves. I had to admit that despite their no nonsense attitudes, they were pretty cool once you got to know them.

A sharp crack snapped me out of my thoughts as Luna landed in front of me. The gentle glow of her mane was far more noticeable at night as it reminded me a lot of a night light you had as a kid. The stars twinkled brightly and the sheer ethereal effect of it was very relaxing. An added bonus was how soft it was, acting as a great blanket. It was not uncommon for the mare to wrap her tail around me.

"Nice of you to drop in," I smiled, the mare scrunching up her face in disgust at my joke.

"That was terrible even by your standards Alex," She snorted. Extending her hoof, she lightly batted me across the head.

"Got to start practising my dad jokes now,” I chuckled. "So I’m assuming you forgot to ask me for something?" I finished with a smug smile. Her look of discomfort confirmed my hypothesis.

"I wished to ask if you would pick up Burger Queen on the way back," she replied, smiling as I gave a dramatic sigh. "The usual order, and if you could, I have been craving potato wedges, so if you could order a small portion of them. Let’s say ten bags. That would be marvellous." She smiled.

"So enough to feed thirty," I muttered under my breath, flinching as the mare’s eyes narrowed. With a snort, Luna wrapped her teeth around my ear. I gave a small yelp as she grinned, a smug look on her face as her tongue teasingly rubbing against the edges.

"You would be wise not to make jabs at my or my sisters weight, unless you wish to lose this," she growled, her hoof gently rubbing my crotch as I shivered. Snorting, the mare moved in closer, gently bumping her head against mine affectionately. Scratching her ears, I gave her a smack on the rump. With a charming wink, I motioned for her to follow me

"It is too beautiful a night just to sit about waiting for food. Want to keep me company?" I smiled. With a short nod, the two of us set off at a leisurely pace.

"Alex, do you ever miss your home world?" The question from the usually quiet mare took me off guard, and I paused to think.

"Sometimes, but that’s more because I kind of miss human company," I sighed. “That and at least if a girl falls on me during sex they aren't likely to crush my rib cage," I teased.

"Oh, mark my words human, you will lose your foal maker yet, if you keep this up," she chuckled. "But be honest with me, if you could would you return to the human world?" her voice was laced with uncertainty.

"I don't know? I wish I could. I would love for you to see my world. My family would love you three despite your uh similarities to horses.," I smiled. With a gentle hum, Luna nodded a sad smile on her lips.

Looking down at my feet, Luna rolled her eyes at my lack of shoes. If there was one thing the three of them were good at it was fussing over me. With a snort, she grabbed me with her magic, placing me gently on her back, right behind her wings.

"Honestly, why must you insist on injuring yourself due to laziness?" She chided, shaking her head. I shrugged in response.

"Couldn't be bothered finding my shoes," I yawned. "Also, what does it matter? They're not bleeding and the roads are pretty smooth, so does it matter?" I asked.

"If pony shoes can be dented walking these roads, then your feet will only fair worse, so yes it does matter that you keep your body safe," she replied haughtily. "It means that I am not forced to carry you like a foal when you inadvertently end up breaking a toe," she finished. I just rolled my eyes.

On one of my many trips down to Canterlot, I had been tired and slammed my foot right into a curb. Suffice to say, I’m sure half of Canterlot heard me that night. Luckily, a guard had been patrolling the street and had given me a lift to the shops before taking me to the barracks medical officer. It was through this that I had met many of the night and day guards. As a result I had become quite popular with them.

"One time Luna, one fecking time," I growled.

Ponies had reacted with mixed results at seeing the heavily pregnant night alicorn and her mate walking the streets at three in the morning.

"Ponies are staring at us," I whispered nervously. Unfazed by the passing comments and whispers, Luna continued to devour her meal, ketchup and mustard splattered across the sides of her muzzle. A half dozen burgers floated beside her, each meeting the same fate as the last. With me still stuck on her back, the mare walked at a leisurely pace in no hurry to return.

Despite weighing nearly half a ton and mere weeks away from her due date, the mare walked with a gracefulness that professional models around the world could only dream of. It was strange that something so big could be so elegant. And indeed Luna was the picture of elegance. But her beauty was only a small part of who she was. Thousands of years of experience and wisdom could be seen in her alluring teal eyes. Her skill with a sword was also something to be feared as I had seen Luna spar with her soldiers before.

Even when fighting, her body seemed to dance around her opponents, delivering harsh and quick blows faster than the guards could react. This mare was the closest thing to a goddess by human and equine standards.

The funny thing was though, that despite her confident and smug attitude, she was very fragile. Her bragging about banging most of the royal guards had unsurprisingly been bullshit. Turned out that like good old Celly, neither had been touched in a couple thousand years.

The reason was that the two had taken a vow of chastity at their crowning as princesses. Luna had been less than happy about this as before she had been more outgoing than Celestia, but had reluctantly accepted the conditions. Being honest, it was scarey that the last time either of them had got any was before England was colonized.

But the thing was, Celestia knew of this and it was mostly why Luna liked to lead and appear as the confident one because deep down she was insecure and scared.

Leaning forward, I affectionately bit Luna’s ear. The mare shivered as her wings sprung open. Lightly massaging her neck I smiled as Luna shivered in response. Arriving outside our bedroom, I hopped off the Luna. I pushed the heavy oak doors aside, smiling as Celestia sat on the edge of the bed,eagerly waiting for food. I dumped the goods at her hooves like an offering to a goddess retreating as the two alicorns dove in.

Cadence helped herself to a happy meal before retreating, leaving the other two to the ample supply of food. Exhausted I took my leave, not prepared to wait for them to finish eating as I went in search of a spare bed.

Walking down the dark corridor, I narrowly avoided bumping into things as I tried to locate a spare room. I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard the sharp rattle of armor come from behind me. A torch blinded me briefly as the corridor was illuminated.

“Good evening, Sir Alex,” a soft voice spoke up. I gave a small sigh. Rubbing my eyes, I was able to focus them enough to see the bemused face of Moon Dancer. The mare gave me a toothy grin as she lowered her torch. Her violet locks partially covered her right eye. “Surprised to see me?” the mare teased as I rushed forward, engulfing her in a hug which she happily returned. Moon Dancer had been one of my best friends and along with Twilight one of the few ponies to truly accept me here. Though sadly she had been transferred to the Ponyville barracks due to increase attacks from Diamond Dogs. I had not seen her in nearly nine months.

With Celestia and Luna pregnant and nearing their due dates, guard patrols and security had been tightened considerably to prevent any would-be assassins. All veteran guards and high ranking officers had been called back from any non-vital missions to see to the protection of the vulnerable, pregnant sisters. Though vulnerable is not the word I would use to describe ponies that could shatter a fully grown dragon’s spine with a simple kick.

“You were one of the guards following me weren't you?” I chuckled, the three princesses were always accompanied by guards when they left the castle.

“Yep! And I have to say, Princess Luna forcing you onto her back like a foal was incredibly amusing for us to watch!” Dancer giggled, bumping against me affectionately as I ran my hand through her mane. Moon Dancer was a kind pony, though was well known for her wicked sense of humor. The mare took great delight in teasing me and never missed an opportunity to make a dirty joke.

“So what are you doing out so late?” Dancer queried, looking down at me as I snorted.

“Two hippos currently devouring two hundred bits worth of food,” I finished, the mare biting her lip as she lightly bated at my head. The two of us walked in relative silence. Throughout the trip, Moon Dancer sent me small looks, her face unreadable as I mostly ignored them.

“I’ve missed you,” Moon Dancer whispered suddenly, pausing as she turned to look at me. Pushing herself onto her back legs, the mare wrapped her hooves around me, her head lightly bumping against mine in a sign of affection. I teasingly rubbed her ear, resulting in a pleased chirrup from the night guard. “Oh, you always did know my weak spots,” Dancer purred, content to just have her ears stroked as I gave her a silly grin.

“Ditto,” I chuckled, the mare resting her head on my shoulder. Pushing away from her, the two of us grinned at each other.

“Look, with the grand galloping Gala coming up in a few months, a lot of the rooms are being redecorated and fixed up for the guests. So, unless you’re happy to sleep on the floor, I’m more than happy to let you crash at my place,” Moon offered, lightly nudging me as I gave an appreciative nod.

“Just like old times,” I smiled the mare chuckling in response.

Moon Dancer and I had met during the first week of my stay, given that Celestia had hospitalised me some of the guards and nurses were scared of me. They thought I was a scout from an alien world and that by attacking me they would bring forth an invasion. Moon Dancer, however, had been the complete opposite and had been fascinated by me. Though I was hesitant and snide with her, I did eventually ease up around her.

Eventually, I was released from the hospital and she let me crash at her sleeping quarters whilst Celestia got a room for me sorted. They were an incredibly kind and generous race and I was thankful for all they had done for me, save Celestia putting me in hospital of course.

Her pointed ears and fangs gave Moon Dancer a feral look which I thought was actually quite cute. Despite what many thought Bat ponies and Vamp ponies were two different species, though both severed in the night guards. Though vampire was maybe a bit extreme as they did not actually need blood to survive. They were more than capable of feeding on steak and any other meats with protein.

Reaching her sleeping quarters, the mare hastily threw crap to the side, apologising for the state of the room as she moved a couple of books off the spare bed. Smiling, I bent down to pick up a book she had dropped. Flipping it over my eyes go wide as I look at the title.

“Lust of Mares.” A equine version of fifty shades of grey the book became famous for its “saucy love scenes and tales of forbidden love. Revolving around a stallion that acquired himself a harem of royalty and told of their erotic adventures and did not skimp on detail. Personally I thought it was a crap read nothing more than a cheap sex fantasy for desperate lonely mares.

Moon looked at me with a horrified expression blushing as I chuckled. The mare darted forward trying to grab the book as I jumped backwards. Playfully waving the book in front of her.

“Whats this.” I teased the book having small book markers as I slowly and deliberately opened the marked pages. “The stallion thrusts into her with a vigour unmatched as the queen found herself losing all semblance of control.” I read out ducking under the Moon Dancers hooves as she swiped at my head. “Their forbidden love brought out the real mare in her as his large tool filled every inch of her dripping pussy.” I snorted at the crudity, Moon Dancer growled as I winked at her.

Charging the mare slammed into me the two of us tumbling across the floor as the book was sent flying across the room. Groaning the mares body lay slumped on me her weight crushing my chest as I gingerly tried to sit up. Our eyes met as we lay their neither knowing what to say. Wordlessly Moon moved forward her lips meeting mine as I returned the gesture. Her tongue prodded my lips as I hastily let her in her eyes glazing over. She tasted like cherry was my first thoughts as she playfully stroked my chest. With a small gasp, we broke apart our chests heaving. The mare tried to move in for another kiss as I lightly pushed her back.

“I can’t, Moon, this is not right.” I started trying to push her off as she giggled biting down hard on my neck as I yelped. Heat exploded in my body as I found myself sweating my member rock hard as I tried to pull away. Slowly I relaxed the feeling overwhelming me as the mare atop me giggled almost sinisterly.

“You will rutt me.” she ordered. Part of me wanted to say no, yet I found myself dumbly nodding allowing the mare to straddle me. Leaning down Moon Dancer pressed her face to mine. Her tongue tracing along the line of my jaw, licking along my sweat-slick skin as purrs. Pulling my shirt off with her teeth I hastily undo the buckle on my trousers both articles of clothing quickly thrown aside. Her hooves lay firmly planted on my chest pinning me and helping her keep her balance.

"You are mine!" she growled, hungrily kissing every inch of my face. Leaning down, Dancer ran her tongue along the side of my neck. Her fangs gently nibbled on my throat her serrated teeth lightly nicking my skin as I shivered. Why had I wanted to stop her? She was perfect she was everything to me.

"Are you ready?" she cooed. Nodding I eagerly pull her into another kiss, the mare positioned herself over me. Winking at me Moon dancer leaned down just enough to press her face to mine, her tongue tracing the line of my jaw, licking along my sweat-slick skin as she started to grind against me.

“I want you and what you have down there...” she breathed huskily. With a deliberate slowness, the mare lowered herself, the two of us letting out a mutual hiss of pleasure. Dancers hips went lower and lower, sinking down my length until she hilted me.

Slowly I pulled back before lightly thrusting back in Dancer squealing in delight as she shivered. Slowly I started to pick up speed the mare grinding back as we shakily managed to get a rhythm going. It did not take long for Moon Dancer to start getting more demanding the mare crying for me to go faster as I fulfilled her request.

I thrust into her enthusiastically, her soft walls tensing and flexing around me in response. I clung to her tightly, and she returned the affection in equal measure. The heat from her body suffused me, heightening my arousal and leaving both of us panting and sweating. My whole body trembled with the effort of holding back my orgasm as I pounded into Moon Dancers tight cunt.

“OH GODDESS ABOVE!” Moon Dancer cried, her back arched as she slammed herself down on me again and again with increasing vigor. Her bucking and bouncing make me grunt in pain as she brought all three hundred pounds of herself down on top of me in fast succession. Her movements were forceful and violent, every buck of her hips making me yelp as the near bone-shattering force threatened to injure me.

The heat that she was giving off drove me wild with desire as I tried to ignore the pain. The way hooves tenderly caressed my smaller form was a contrast to her rear which was attempting to bludgeon my pelvis to death.

Smirking I flip Moon Dancer over. The mare’s back slamming into the bed, leaving me on my knees between her splayed legs. Moon dancer looks up at me in shock, just as I hike her legs up over my shoulders and slam into her. No longer supporting her weight I was given more freedom as I grabbed her teats playing with them as

With a final cry, the mare shuddered violently, cuming as the bed gave off a series of sharp cracks. I cry out in satisfaction, collapsing on top of her. Wiggling her hips Moon Dancer sighed in content rolling around the bed as she giggled happily throwing me back and forth. I grip to her matted fur trying to hold on.

“Oh that was so good.” she sighed her body limp as her wings lightly fanned her sweaty form. “What an obedient little pet you are,” she giggled. Turning to look at me her eyes flash green as I freeze. Slowly the mare pushed me aside my body numb as I try desperately to move. Standing over me the mare gives a toothy grin her eyes narrowing. “I see now why the princess keep you around.” she giggled her voice different, cruel and mocking.

Her body was engulfed in a green light as the silhouette within grew. The light faded slightly as I watched the horrifying transformation before me. Her wings beautiful grey wings faded being replaced by transparent insect wings. A lethally sharp horn adorned the creatures head as her fur turned a black. Her abdomen was a soft green and looked like a exoskeleton. It glowed an eerie green as she giggled lightly.

She cackled trotting over as she inspected me. I tried to move, my lips curling up into a sneer as she snorted.

“Changeling venom my dear, good luck trying to fight it.” She jeered stroking my cheek almost lovingly as I looked at her with disgust.

“Where... is... Moon.” I hissed my throat burning as each word was strained.

“Safe she will wake up in a couple of hours with a splitting headache and no memory.” The monster replied offhandedly. “No, your real question should be what am I going to do with you.” She sneered.

“Fuck... you.” I rasped, the mare pausing as she chuckled ominously. Pushing her lips up against mine, her tongue slipping inside as I tried to bite down. Moaning she wrapped her hooves around my neck pulling me closer as I found myself growing drowsy.

“Oh no no my dear, it is you who will be fucked.”

"Not as fucked as you are right now!" A voice echoed as i started to lose consciousness. The faint sound of crashing drowned out by a suffocating silence and then blackness.

Author's Notes:

(As I say this is a story with clop and a tiny bit of plot if you squint your head.