Author's Notes:

Hey guys and girls just a quick heads up that this is a story that will pretty much just be clop. No story or plot other than ponies getting a dicking from human protagonist . If this is not to your tastes, give it a try anyway if you don't like it you can thumb it down or leave feed back. Please enjoy! Also many are wondering why they are only finding out now that English is not my first language well I just never brought it up being Scottish I am one of the tiny sliver that was taught Gaelic. I lived up near the north of Scotland.

p.s The scenes come across as over the top and silly and are in no way how sex actually happens or is conducted!

"Right this way, please." a maid instructed, leading me down a hallway. I idly looked at the passing scenery and admired the royal gardens. In the morning, twilight had received a letter from Princess Celestia, her friend and mentor, requesting my immediate departure for Canterlot.

"The princess is waiting for you inside." the maid droned, rolling her eyes. I gave a polite nod and continued to follow her.

"Bitch." I grunted once the snooty mare had left, going back to her cleaning duties. Grasping the silver handle, I paused slightly, nervous of what the mare wanted. This was the first time I had been in the mares bedroom. The handle was smooth in my hand, and the patterns adorning it added a nice texture. I found myself stalling, and realised I was just rubbing the handle like some sort of doorknob-pervert. I always felt uneasy around that mare despite our friendship, our first meeting always reminding me of what she could do. When we had first met, I had punched her in the face. It hadn't been done out of malice or aggression, but terror. Having a talking giant horse trying to calm you down, tended to have the opposite effect after just waking up. The mare had been left with a nasty red welt on her face, so she had struck back.

Though she had tearfully apologised later, she had still shattered my rib cage and nearly killed me. Were it not for magic and the fast work of her sister, she would probably have killed me. Now I was not out and out afraid of the gentle alicorn, but, given her giant size and power, I always felt uncomfortable being in the same room with her. Twilight and most ponies were about six feet tall in height though Celestia dwarfed them, standing easily at seven feet tall.

Shaking my head, I pushed the large door open and poked my head in. I froze, barely picking up on the mares words while my eyes were glued to her slender, yet firm, body.

"What the fuck." I gasped, trying to make sense of the scene before me. The mare tilted her head and responded.

"Well, Alex ? Aren't you going to mount me?" Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria, and arguably the most important political figure, inquired, her sentence slightly muffled from the bit in her mouth. The mare was, to my horror, fully kitted in riding gear, her back sporting a fake leather saddle with straps and buckles tightly secured. The mare had even added crude stirrups to allow me to 'mount her' . Her head was adorned with a head piece that looked awkward as the mare self consciously fidgeted with the piece. While she watched me, the reigns laid limp at her side.

With a soft smile, she replied, "This is a human custom, no?" as she continued to give me an inquisitive stare. I nervously rubbed the back of my neck once I remembered my small lie. "My student tells me riding 'Horseback' is a very unique and important part of human culture!" Sadly, in our land, their kind has been extinct for many millennium, but I am the most similar to them due to my size. I would be honoured to learn more about your kind." The mare replied enthusiastically, turning as I could catch a brief glance of her rear.

Given that the last time we had spoken both Celestia and I had fallen out this was more than just a little awkward. The fight had been trivial yet had nearly shattered our friendship, hence why I was currently living with Twilight.

"Uhm... I was just— Oh fuck this is actually happening." I mumbled weakly, the mare giving me a bemused look while trotting forward. Lowering herself, I gave a small gulp as I weakly grasped the saddle.

Awkwardly hoisting myself up, the mare gave a small grunt, giving me a slightly pained look. I gave an apologetic one, having accidentally clipped her wing with my foot. Grabbing the reins, I gave small tugs on each side so that the mares head moved from side to side, obediently. Her wings fidgeted under my weight, trying to find a comfortable position. With a small flick of the reins, the mare slowly started to trot.

"Uh, we don't have to do this if you don't want to." I awkwardly muttered, the mare pausing with her foot hovering in the air.

"This is a vital part of your culture, and, as co-ruler of Equestria, it is my job to make sure all beings feel welcome here. If a small bit of humility is required on my part, to make you happy, then so be it." she replied, sticking her tongue out, pulling the bit back in. The mare gave a small shiver as the metallic taste of the bit hit her taste buds. I felt so uncomfortable doing this, but if I told her that I had exaggerated the importance of horseback, I could end up getting an ass kicking. I was in a way touched that she was going to such lengths to try and make up, but why could it not have been something like a card or just going out for lunch.

Gently kicking her sides, the mare sped up, moving into a fast trot. I think I heard her giggle but I wasn't quite sure. The ride went on for about five minutes, having to awkwardly steer the mare around. She did everything without a fuss, and she didn't once complain about the indignity of it all. My fears grew when the mare let out barely audible moans each time I tugged on the reins or tried to spur her on.

I had honestly just been playing with twilight when I had made that joke. The mare was fascinated with earth, and she had eaten it up. She had even ranted about sending a letter to her mentor, and fellow princess, with her findings on human culture. I had thought that the princess would have gotten the joke, unlike her naive pupil. Twilight was a sweet girl— filly, but she was way too trusting. She had found me passed out in some god-awful woods, and I had thought that they would cut me open and experiment on me for science. I admit the first few weeks were not pretty, but, as I grew to trust them, I found one thing that I had no expected: friendship. Princess Celestia and her sister were two ponies that I felt I could have a proper conversation with. Their age and experience had seen them through many wars, many deaths, and more . This meant that I could speak with them without having to filter my conversations. Though, given that Celestia had believed the exaggeration of the importance of riding horses, this meant that she was slightly more naive than I had given her credit for.

"Sister I wish to have a w—." Luna's words died on her lips, the mare looking slacked jawed at her sister and I. Celestia, adorned with the pony-equivalent of a gimp suit, with me on her back, must have been quite a shock, for the mare collapsed on her rump. Celestia was beat red, having spat the bit out while she tried to give an explanation of why I was currently 'riding her'. "I never knew you were into such things, sister. To bring a stallion, my apologies, a human into your bedroom, with that get up on, very naughty." she chuckled kicking the door shut with her rear leg she gave the two of us a flirtatious smile.

In a panic, I tried to get off the bone-white mare. The simple task backfired since I tumbled over backwards, wildly grabbing Celestia in the process. She gave a small cry, followed by a guttural moan. Cursing, I found myself dangling from the mares tail, my face inches away from her puckered ring.

"Very naughty indeed." Luna commented, circling the two of us with a predatory grin. Letting go of her tail, I dropped a couple of inches, putting me face to face with a far more private area of the mare. My eyes immediately widened, and I was unable to tear them away. Celestia momentarily forgot about me, and gave her sister a timid smile.

“Sister, I, I can explain. 'Riding horseback,' is part of his culture, and I only wished to make him feel comfortable." The solar alicorn defended, her sister mere feet away as she gave her a look of disbelief.

"Yes, because of his culture." Luna smirked stepping forward while Celestia retreated slightly.Due to me being right behind her, her hoof landed on my foot, nearly crushing the bone. I yelped, causing her to panic and trip backwards, her rear taking me with her. A startled gasp and whimper escaped the large equines mouth as I found myself smothered under her sex.

"So... naughty..." Luna purred, nestling herself down. Celestia clambered to her feet, a look of humiliation clear on her muzzle. She wrapped her mouth around the scruff of my neck and pulled me to my feet while juices ran down my face. Shivering, I felt the sticky liquid mat the fringe of my hair along with my light facial hair.

"ALEX! I’m SO SORRY!" Celestia cried out, her sister laughing all the while. I made a mental note to take her to a glue factory later. "Here let me help." she shakily cried, sticking her tongue out to wash my face. I gave a small shudder as the mare's wet tongue glided across my body.

"Either this human has a large quill in his pocket, or he is most pleased to see you, sister." Luna idly commented, lying down on the bed. I tried to cover up the bulge in my trousers and prayed to get out of that hellish situation. Gasping, the mare looked down at the bulge in my trousers, gingerly poking it with her hoof; I shivered.

"It's so big." she whispered, taking a tentative step forward. The mare's horn glowed a pale yellow, and the belt was removed while my trousers and pants were yanked down. A small gasp accompanied the wide-eyed alicorn, and even Princess Luna looked to be impressed. Leaning down, Celestia gently bumped the tip with her muzzle, snorting at the strange texture. She gave me a nervous smile but hungrily stared at my package.

"My sister has been infatuated with you for quite a while Alex," Luna giggled. Stretching, she got to her hoofs and stood once again. " In fact, you are the first being to interest her in nearly two thousand years." she added, walking over to peer at my member. Self consciously, I tried to cover myself up, but my cheeks heated up when the mare gave an unladylike snort. "We will have none of that!" She reprimanded. Small blue bands of magic wrapped around my wrists, pinning me to the bed. Giggling, she lightly pushed her sister away, wrapping her lips around my stiff member. I bit down on my lip to keep from voicing my pleasure as her long tongue swiveled around my member. Pulling back, the mare gave me a small smirk, pre-cum trickling from the corner of her mouth."It has been too long since I have had somepony of your generous proportion. Though the question is: Are you willing to share, Tia?" She chuckled, turning to give her obviously-aroused sister a small smile.

"It has been too long since we have had a chance to 'do something' as sisters." She replied, nodding after the younger alicorn smiled. Advancing on me, I tried in vain to move, unable to hide my shame. The two gently caressed me, gently nibbling and suckling on the tip. I hissed as they teased my sensitive skin.

I noticed that, despite the age gap, Luna seemed to be leading the other mare. Celestia looked slightly abashed while giving me a small grin, gently lowering her muzzle onto my shaft. Gently bobbing her head, I felt my hips buck in retaliation to the incredible feeling coursing through me. Taking my positive reaction in stride, the mare went deeper, taking more of me in her sex-soaked muzzle. She motioned for Luna to free me, so, with a quick flick of her head, the magic holding me down was dispersed. Moving around, I put my hands to work, gently massaging and tickling the mares plump lips. A muffled whimper only encouraged me to continue my teasing. Taking me beyond my limit, the tightness and warmth of my orgasm built at the base of my member. I soon gasped, for her skilled tongue made me lose control. .

My body stiffened after the pressure released, which caused Celestia to retreat coughing, her eyes growing comical. Turning, she gave me a small glare as droplets of white trickled down her chin.

"Warn me in the future before you do that." she hissed. Her serious tone was slightly comical due to the red tinge on her cheeks. I brought my lips to her nether region, and the mare watched with baited breath. Lightly trailing kisses over her rear, I made the mare shiver in anticipation. Her juices almost tasted like honey. I wrapped my arms around her legs, pulling my body closer to hers. Her tail twitched irritably from my teasing, and my lips suckled the mares sex, causing her to give a needy whimper.

All pretense of nervousness and worry gone, I stated, "Not so nice when someone else does the teasing." I played with the mare like a puppet, and I knew that, at the moment, I was in control. Yet, I feared that her sister could upset the balance if she interfered. Out of the two, I had a suspicion that Luna had slept around far more often than Celestia had.

"Stop with the foreplay! I want you inside me, now!" Celestia snapped, wings fully erect. Her fur was matted from her pooling arousal, and her sex twitched in excitement. Luna giggled and gently rubbed her hoof on her lower area while watching the two of us.

"As you command, princess." I replied. Once I had gotten over the absurdity of the matter, I quickly regained my confidence. Due to the height difference, the mare was forced to lowered herself, so I hastily scrambled to my feet, positioning behind her. Experimentally pushing forward, I felt the mare tense when the tip rubbed along the edge of her lips. Pushing forward, the heat and tightness of her walls caused me to grit my teeth. While I entered, She clenched her legs, shaking in excitement and desire. Pulling back, I gently started a rhythm while the inexperienced mare knelled, going stock still. Slowly, she started moving her hips back and forth with me.

I thrusted into her again, and her hips picked up the pattern, meeting me halfway. Wet slaps echoed noisily throughout the room each time I plunged into her again and again. The small squeaks that escaped the mare were adorable. Looking at her form, I let my hands explore her wings. Gently massaging and tickling the primary feathers, the mare’s tail wrapped around my waist, pulling me closer.

Celestia drooled each time I mercilessly assaulted her soaked cunt, lost in a sea of euphoric oblivion. Muffled by the blanket that her head was buried in, small gasps left her lips with every thrust.

"Faster!" She moaned, pawing the bed demandingly. My fingers dug into her smooth backside while I continued to thrust into her.

I finally reach my limit, Unable to hold back, her tight walls begin to convulse, milking me as I prepare to cum inside of her.

"NO! NOT INSIDE ME!" She cried, her face panicking. I paused, grunting as I shot my load inside of her moist folds. The mare huffed as she sat down, dragging me with her and refusing to release me.

"Why not? it is not like I can get you pregnant, So what is the big deal?" I replied. She sat on me, causing me to give a small gasp under her weight. Blushing, she glowered at me. "You forgot we were different species didn't you?" I spoke up, watching as the mare shied away and refused to meet my face.

“I... well... maybe...” she admitted, her once-struggling legs going limp. She stopped fighting and quitted once she realized her silly mistake. I gave her rear a gentle smack that made her flesh jiggle and made her whimper.

"Sister, it is next to impossible for a stallion to impregnate us, what made you think our friend here could?" Luna chuckled, pushing her tired sister aside. She handled my member in her hoofs, but they were surprisingly gentle. She started jerking me off, and I quickly found myself stiff and in need of relief. Gently grabbing her tail, I guided the mares rear to my face. I gave a wicked grin, as her lips were swollen and leaking gently. Without warning, I wrapped my lips around her sex hungrily and started nibbling on the swollen skin with my teeth. My tongue prodded her insides and worked furiously to widen her walls in any direction. Small squeaks escaped the mare’s throat, her body shaking. Her legs threatened to collapse, but my fingers still pinched and caressed the mares surprisingly big teats. My mouth reduced the mare to a quivering mass of lust as she bit down on her hoof.

I wrapped my arms around her spacious waist, giving a few small spanks to the fatty, yet firm, rear, gaining small yelps of pleasure. I gently rubbed her drooling cunt, hesitant to penetrate her as I gave a quick glance Celestia looking to see if she was genially okay with this. My vexation is noticed by Luna the mare using her tail to gently pull me forward. Her hips started pushing back and forth, massaging my member with plush rear. Giggling, she raised herself, albeit shakily, straight above me. Her dripping arousal hovered over my ready body, and then she slowly lowered herself. The heat alone causes me to bite my lip, but my girth caused the mare to whimper. The whimper soon turned into a whine of pleasure when my hand began to stroke the inner edge of her ear.

The mare gave a small grin, leaning forward and roughly catching my lips with her tongue. Her hoof's wrapped around my neck, gazing affectionately into my eyes. Inserting myself inside of her, I buried my head in the crook of her back, gasping each time the mare's tight walls clenched around me.

Luna squirmed as I pushed deeper, groaning as more and more of her gave way until finally I hilted her. Gritting my teeth, Luna pivoted with surprising elegance, her head peering down at me. She wrapped her hooves around my shoulders and held onto me as I mercilessly pounded away at the smart-mouthed Alicorn. While I picked up the pace, I pulled the mare into a long, tender kiss. The adventurous demigod once again pushed through the folds of my lips with her tongue, boldly intertwining hers with mine.

"Uh...so close... don't stop." she hissed. Her walls clenched and milked me in preparation of her orgasm. With a strangled cry, she slumped forward and rested her head on my shoulder. She gave a grunt, and, once she lifted herself off of me, her teats sandwiched my limp member. "I...I have never experienced...such an intense orgasm before." she rasped, her eyes widening as her constant fidgeting causes her teats to rub my member back into its erect state. "And yet, you remain at the ready." She teased, shakily stepping back. She turned around and gently teased me by allowing my member to prod her second entrance, pulling away before I could penetrate.

Luna’s teasing eventually wore my patience down, my right hand grabbed her flank and in a fit of need I pushed her onto her front knees. Forcefully grabbing her hair, I yanked on it hard, causing the mares tongue to loll out of the side of her mouth. She whined in ecstasy. Twirling my hand, I got a good grip on the mare’s mane and forced her head back with every aggressive thrust.

My hand struck her rear the mare yelping at the action. I felt pressure built in me, my thrust slowing as with a groan I finished inside of her rear. A long, throaty groan is pulled from her, clearly enjoying the rough treatment i'm giving her. Grunting I relax, slumping over the equally exhausted mares form. I give Luna's ample ass a playful smack as she coyly brushes my thighs with her tail.

"Incredible." she huffed her legs shaking from the intense orgasm, rolling over onto her side gasping for air.

"You have proven yourself to be superior in bed than most. My question now is how long can you continue to please us?" Celestia questioned, trotting over a mischievous glint in her eyes .

The mare hungrily catches my lips, taking care not to trod on her exhausted sister.

" No I have much more use for you and you will satisfy me" she commanded the timid mare gone replaced with the pony that many had come to respect and fear. "Now do your duty to your princess" she playfully demanded her lips gently suckling on my ear, a ripple of pleasure coursing up my spine.

"As you wish, my princess." I obediently replied.
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Months later

“PREGNANT!” I cried out, wildly pointing back and forth between the alicorns, Luna scowling at me whilst Celestia held a bright smile.

“No stallion has ever managed to impregnate us before. We were told by several doctors that whilst hard, it was in fact possible for a pony to get one of is pregnant. We just had no idea that we were even compatible with you.” Luna murmured idly stomping her hoof in agitation.

“She is just sore that she is going to be a mother. Luna has never been the parental one, she fears that this will put a dampener on her ‘social life’. If you call forcing guards to service you a social life.” Celestia finished her sisters gasping at the barbed remark towards her ‘social life’.

“Mine honour has been besmirched by this harlot, defend thy princesses honor.” Luna cried out in mock horror. the two of us gave the night blue alicorn a bemused smile, the mare sticking her tongue out at us.

Celestia and I had only officially started dating about four months ago. Luna had proclaimed that our relationship was more of a ‘friends with benefits type’, though the mare had not been with another stallion since that night. She would deny this outright but the mare viewed the whole friends with benefits thing as her twisted idea of dating. The two alicorns had even shown interest in herding a relationship where two or more mares shared a single stallion. I had been hesitant at the time but I had grown to love them so was more than willing to give it a shot.

Crouching down I gently stroked Celestia belly, the thought of a foal, our foal growing inside leaving me with a warm feeling. I was nervous, scared even but with the two mares by my side I knew that we could tackle anything, even parenthood. Luna huffed trotting over so she could receive the same attention.

“So...? Picked out any names?”