PRE-NOTES
> The shop "Explosion Alley" was renamed "Cache For Cash" because it sounds nicer and because of reasons.
> *Marello 2G is the predecessor to the Marello 3G. Looks are similar but performance is not as good.

SPECIAL EVENT
> Wanna voice your opinion for the orgy finale? Have a pairing you would like to see? Ideas on who could be in a twoesome, a threesome, a foursome, or perhaps a fivesome? Let me know in the comments which characters you would like to see go at it. You may leave a request on any chapter in the fic for any character and I'll see what I can do.

BOOM!

A car exploded beside a purple *Marello 2G*, making the driver scream. It was a red unicorn mare with a purple shirt and short jeans. She had blue hair down to her shoulders and yellow eyes.

"Shit, that was close!" she squealed.

"May?" asked a southern voice over the radio. "May. Ya alright, sugarcube?"

May picked up the radio. "Y-Yeah... But, that was close!"

AJ growled and slammed the radio down. "These tanks must be stopped!" she yelled as an explosion took out two other cars in front of them. The driver gasped and swerved around the explosion and burning wreckage of the cars. "Where's Rainbow Dash?!"

The cyan mare, along with Pinkamena and Twilight, entered what appeared to be an ammunitions shop.

"Welcome to Cache For Cash," Dash announced, holding her arms out to her sides.

The pink and the purple mares both looked around at all the various types of weapons. It seemed to be a novelty shop for guns and ammo.

"How is this different from Colt's Surplus?" asked Twilight.

"At Cache For Cash, you trade weapons to get weapons..." Dash explained, walking towards the counter with her friends behind her. "The better the weapon, the more credits you get, and the more you can buy. I, myself have been dropping off weapons here for awhile... Building up my credits. Now, I believe it's time to make a withdrawal.

When they approached the counter, an orange colt greeted them. "Well, well, well... Rainbow Dash," he said in a gentle voice. "Come to drop off more weapons?"

"Nope," said Dash. "Picking up."

"Oh?" asked the colt. "Looking for anything in particular? After all you've dropped off, I'm sure you could buy anything in this store."

"We need something that goes boom..." said Dash with a smile. "And small..."

The colt grinned and reached under the counter before setting a wooden crate on top. It was 16-inches long, 12-inches wide, and 10-inches tall. "This should suit you. And you'll still have credits left over..."

Dash read the label on the crate and smiled. "Perfect."

Applejack picked up her radio and held the talk button. "Rainbow Dash!" she yelled, getting no answer. "Rainbow!" she yelled again, getting the same response, or lack thereof. "Shit!" she yelled, slamming the radio back onto its hook. "The hell is she?!" Just then a car exploded next to them, making AJ duck down slightly. "SHIT!"

"Their aim's getting better..." said the driver, quickly changing lanes as a tank shell struck the road where they used to be.

"We should have never taken this job..." AJ growled. "What was Rainbow Dash thinking?"

"In her defense, this will help us establish a foothold in securing the city. More money, means more resources, means more property--"

"And that means a better chance at winning," AJ finished. "Yeah, yeah, I get it..." She then looked out her window and growled as she saw a purple Elementals car explode. "Fuckers..."

Trixie pulled Lightning Dust's shirt off and smiled as she leaned in and kissed her neck. The turquoise mare moaned as she looked the window, watching a car explode.

"Glad we brought those tanks..." she moaned. "Now, no one'll fuck with us..."

Trixie chuckled and pulled Lightning's white bra down under her breasts, exposing them. "No one in their right mind, anyways..."

Applejack watched the two tanks at the back of the caravan as they rolled over some civilians while most stayed away from them.

"We can't get close until those tanks are gone!" she growled, picking up the radio. "Everybody hold back! Stay away from the tanks until Dash gets here!"

"Did someone say my name?" asked a familiar voice, making AJ smile lightly.

"Dashie?" she asked. "About fuckin' time, sugarcube..." she said as Dash's car zoomed passed her.

Twilight was clinging to the seatbelt. "C-Could we slow down a bit?!"

"Not a chance!" yelled Dash. "Tanks are slow. The only way to beat 'em is to be fast," she said, pressing down on the gas pedal a little more.

Lightning pushed Trixie's cape behind her back and then began kissing her exposed shoulders as she lowered her down on her back, the two laying down on the back seats.

"Um, ma'am?" asked the driver, holding the car radio. "One of the tanks at the back has spotted a custom black Marello 3G, with Elemental markings, rapidly approaching it."

"So?" asked Trixie, rubbing Lightning's back. "Blow it up!"

The tank at the back rotated its turret to face the cyan mare's car, making Twilight gasp.

"It's spotted us!" she squealed.

"Relax..." said the cyan mare, jerking the car to the right and dodging an incoming shell. "Tanks are slow." She then sped up some more. "Open the crate," she instructed.

Twilight looked down at the crate in her lap and opened the top. "What?" she asked in surprise. The crate was filled with remote-controlled, rectangular explosives and a detonator. "You can't be thinking what I think you're thinking..."

"That depends on what you think I'm thinking about..." said Dash with a grin.

"I don't know if what I think you're thinking is what you're actually thinking, but... going by your expression... I think I'm right..."

"Know what I think?" asked Pinkamena. "I think these tanks need to go."

Dash grinned. "Boom time..." she said, picking up a grenade as she drove up beside a tank.

Twilight stared wide-eyed as Dash held the explosive in her hand, the tank turning its turret to aim at them. Once it was close enough, Dash jammed the explosive into the turret and pulled the handbrake. All the mares in the car jerked forward before Dash stepped on the gas again. They were now a good distance behind the tank.

"Ready?" asked Dash, eyeing Twilight, who was still shaking. "Push the button."

Twi shakily picked up the cylindrical device and then pushed the button. There was a loud explosion as the tank's turret exploded before the rest of it did.

"BOOM, MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!" yelled Dash triumphantly.

AJ chuckled as she watched. "Dammit, Dash... Always taking risks..."

Her driver nodded. "She sure is a wild one... Now, that's one down..."

"...and three more to go," said Pinkamena.

"Cakewalk," said Dash, changing lanes to get closer to the other tank.

Trixie sat up with Lightning Dust still sucking on her left nipple. "What was that?!"

"A tank blew up," the driver said, looking in the rearview mirror.

"What?!" yelled Trixie. "Trixie demands those fuckers be taken out!"

"Y-Yes, ma'am..." the driver said, frightened as he picked up the radio. "All tanks... Aim for the custom black Marello 3G... Take it out by any means necessary."