DOV

I sat around the train's engine, flipping through a magazine as the driver sang to himself. "Friend, quiet yes?" I asked calmly, shifting a little to let my erection have some room. "I thank you for the magazines, but quiet would be nice."

The driver looked back at me. "Uh...you know there's a bathroom in the passenger car, right?"

I looked past the splayed mares in the magazine. "I'm not going to start touching myself. I just like to look." I flipped pages, spotting a white mare with a bright teal mane. Her body was perfect, thick, curved, hearty. I ran tongue along my teeth as I started to get excited. "I like this new Equestria...."

The driver just scratched his nose. "Yep. Job, porn, sleep. How I live every day except Saturday."

I peered up at the pony behind the machine. "...No mares?"

The driver scoffed. "See that?" He tapped the forward window, calling attention to the town on the horizon. "I'd be lucky to find a stallion willing to hang out with me, a mare's a far off dream my friend."

I closed the magazine, my boner completely killed by the depressing talk with the driver. "I bet you I could find a mare before we go back. For you and me."

"Pff, you do that and I'll buy you a full bottle of vodka. It's really good, tastes like coffee the place I get it from!"

I cocked my head. "What is coffee?"

The driver stopped dead as we coasted into the Canterlot station. "Brother...you haven't lived yet." The stallion finished bringing us into the station and walked over. "You get girls, I will introduce you to the best damn drink in Equestria!"

I started laughing as I walked towards the steps out of the train. "As if you had to offer me something to find mares." I opened up the door to the bright day's sun. "Oh by the night goddess." I groaned, not realizing how long we'd been on the train. A load of ponies on the nearby platform seemed to take a collective step back.

Foxglove and Carve stepped out of the passenger car, joining me in my sudden blindness. Eventually we all made our way onto the actual platform and walked towards the street. I smiled at a few mares, making them blush and back away. "Pretty mares...hello...good morning."

The mares backed away a little, some turning away and others eying me up. It felt good, regardless of their reasons, their stares were rather empowering. Carve just grumbled grumpily as Foxglove stopped us in the street. "Uh...late.... You two head to my house, I have to go see somebody."

Carve shook his head. "No, I will go with you. I wish to see this list your mate has written, it may need...alterations."

Foxglove scratched her head, speaking in your native tongue, "Fine, Dov An Arder, go to six twenty three N Grapevine. Okay?"

"A key?"

Foxglove let out a short grumble and pulled my ear down. "There's a spare key in the back garden of the condo, it's in a lantern next to the door."

"Excellent, I'm going to go take a nap." I turned towards the streets. "Uh...which way?"

Foxglove rubbed her tired eyes. "west, then north onto Grapevine. Oh...and we had to hire a babysitter, so just let her know who you are."

"And don't fuck her!" Carve added, stomping his hooves. "Do not. Fuck. A stranger."

I shook my head mockingly, my long mane heavy as I did. "I will fuck whoever I wish! Now I am going to find a bed...it's too early for this!" I turned around, flicked my tail at my siblings and started off towards the street west. I kept my view low, staring at the street to avoid burning my sensitive eyes.

I wandered calmly through the streets, hearing whispers and chatter as I passed. I spotted a trio of young looking pegasai and smiled at them. "Hello pretty mares," I swaggered over and leaned against a wall next to them, "hello there, how are you?"

Two of the bird ponies walked off, giggling slightly and leaving a soft yellow pegasus all alone. She grew a little red as I gave her a heated look. "Uuuuh, hi there."

I smiled warmly at her. "So, I'm a bit new to town, is Canterlot full of mares as beautiful as you, or are you something special?"

The mare started laughing nervously, "oh my gosh! I--" She stopped herself and just started frantically looking me over. "I uh...dear Celestia." She turned away and started prancing on the tips of her hooves. "This is so awesome!"

I looked the mare over, gawking at her tight body. "You know what is awesome, your flank, so strong, so supple, so beautiful."

The mare just giggled like mad and turned around. "You're so weird! Here." She reached her head back into her bag and pulled a card out, holding it between her lips.

I took it from her with my mouth, tucking it into my saddlebags. The mare just laughed, slowly growing into a giggle as she flew away, "Call me!"

I watched her fly away, getting a soft scent that lingered in the air for a moment before fading away. I smiled to myself as I slowly grew more confused. "...How do I call her with no name?" I scratched my long mane with my hoof and started flying along. "Strange ponies in this town."

I continued on my way, feeling eyes on me as I walked. I made sure to add a bit of flair to my tired walk as I took a hard left onto the street Foxglove had mentioned. I could hear a few soft thuds as a few pegasai landed on the roofs around me. I could see a unicorn watching me from an alley and an earth pony watching me from across the street and nodding.

I laughed as the braver earth mare let out a sharp cat call. "Hey babe! Got a place to stay?"

A unicorn telaported next to me. "Hey...forget her. You're really pretty looking...you wanna go clubbing later?"

A pegasus flew down, startling the horned mare. "Hey, come on. Let's go find a cloud and, hang out."

"Bitch I just--"

"I saw him first!"

"No--"

A small fight broke out, prompting me to take to the air and plop down a few feet down the street. "Oh Dov An Ader, you sexy sexy stallion." I laughed to myself and found Grapevine. I made sure I wasn't being followed and found the two story condo Fox apparently owned.

I hurried into the back yard and found the lantern. I flipped it open, turned it over and grabbed the key. I jammed it in the lock and threw the door open to a pitch black room. "Oh ho ho, very nice." I remarked, stepping inside and kicking the door closed behind me. The dark room was wonderful on my eyes, easing them and leaving me to find a place to lay down.

I found a nice deep couch, but left it to find a place to hang by my tail. While I usually slept in a bed, the openness of the room mixed with the nice cool temperature was perfect for hanging. I found a strange metal bar spanning a doorway and wrapped my tail around it. I hung heavily and tucked my legs against my body.

It lacked the warmth and close knit feel of a bed, but it was calming and somewhat nice to feel the cold air surround me and draw out the spring heat. I adjusted myself and tucked up tight. I made sure I wasn't going to swing and slowly drifted to a hovering sleep.

My mind flashed into a strange reality, mares walking around, clad in dark cloth and mane and tail ornaments. I watched them walk with bated breath as a large deep navy mare walked over, her mane flowing with a bright golden ring on her horn.

She did a short twirl, exposing another ring around the base of her tail and a bright blue steel chest piece hanging off her neck ."Hmm, we enjoy this fashion." The mare noted, flaring out her wings. "Rather intriguing." She turned to me with a soft smile. "Hello my loyal subject, we have awaited your return."

"Aaaaaah!" A sharp scream struck me awake. "Get out!"

I felt a pair of hooves rip me from my sleeping place and chin fist onto the floor. I felt my legs flip over my back. I stared at the wall of the bright white apartment and just grumbled. "Who do this?"

"Get out get out get out!" the voice continued to scream, adding a pair of hooves against my back. I rolled away from the hoof laden assault and rolled onto my side. "Who the hell are you!?"

I grew a bit angry as a soft navy mare with cream spots backed away. "Who am I? Who are you?"

The mare backed into a wall. "I- ...uh...you're-- No! Get out!"

I cocked an eyebrow and stood up. "I come to visit my family, and this is how I am greeted?"

The mare backed away as I tailed her. "Family...what?"

"Foxglove An Arder, Benjamin Wesk. My family." I stood nose to nose with the cream muzzled mare. "Who are you that resides in my families home!?"

The mare bumped into a corner and sat down. "I- you- but--" She cowered under me and started babbling. "Foalsitter...baby Wayne...."

I cocked my head and leaned away from her. "Baby Wayne?"

Before I could say anything, a green foal rolled into the room. I watched as he flattened out, jumped to his hooves and ran to the mare. He jumped on her stomach, causing her to let out a loud burp and fall onto her back. "More!"

The mare just let out a loud groan. "Burrito...."

I scratched my mane and plucked the foal off the mare. "This is my nephew? You are--" I stopped dead as the feisty little shit bit my shoulder. "Navar!" I yanked him off and glared at him. "Dovor kan Krossa, you want to fight little man?"

The foal flared his wings out and tried to fly away. "No!"

"Yes!" I shot back, pulling him to my mouth and biting the scruff of his neck. He stopped dead and went limp as I held him by the scruff. I flew over to the living room and plopped him down on the sofa. "You sit here, you be good!"

"N--"

"Eh!"

"Ba--"

"Eh!" I shut down the foal once again. "Be good, I find something good for you."

The foal's ears perked up. "Sweet!?"

I smirked softly. "Perhaps!" I turned towards the mare in the corner and started walking over. "I love when they can talk. But you!" I thrust a hoof out at the mare, causing her to snap her head up. "You smell of beef stock and beans!"

"Hey--"

I walked next to the mare, towering over her and pinning her under my body. "So, does this, foal sitter, have a name?"

She mare looked up at me, nervously wiggling around. "Buttercup...."

I smiled down at her. "Tell me, Buttercup. Would you like to be a An Arder?"

The mare grew bright red in a flash. "What!?"

I leaned down to her, smiling lewdly as I slowly grew. "You're very pretty, your spots are very attractive." I ran the tip of my hoof along her stomach, making her shudder. "Very unique."

The mare babbled softly, "I uh...thanks...I like you...your--" she stopped dead as I felt myself slid out of my sheath. "Huh! Dear Luna...."

I smiled roughly and chuckled. "You seem flustered."

Buttercup was glowing, covering her mouth with her forelegs. "I have a girl--"

I leaned my face down to meet her's. "Oh? Tell you what, you tell me when to stop." I started leaning down to her, kissing her neck and causing her to shudder. "Just say, stop."

"Wait-" she stuttered, shivering as I nipped at her neck and licked at the nip. "Wait-" she melted against the floor as I licked at the back of her jaw. "Wait...."

"No waiting." I huffed softly, licking at her jaw and causing her breath to catch in her throat. "I will not hesitate."

The mare was going mad underneath me, huffing and trying to control her breath as I teased her body. "Wait...just...wait!"

I kissed up her lower jaw, stopping at her lips and staring her in the eyes. I stopped dead and simply watched her squirm beneath me. She took a deep breath and tried to look away. "No...look at me, look at me and tell me what you want."

Buttercup just threw her head back, crown against the wall. "Dear Luna...what is this?"

"An offer for a night you won't forget."

Butter cup just let out a tired groan. "I don't even like boys that much...."

I ran my hoof towards her sex. "Really? You feel a little-" I leaned down, nipping at her ear. "-wet."

Buttercup let out a sloppy moan as she went completely limp. "Oh my gosh...dear Luna...is it hot in here?"

I reached down and hovered my lips just away from hers. "Very...but it can always get hotter."

"Dov An Arder, get the buck off her!" my brother's voice boomed before I could seal the deal. I felt him body-check me, sending me stumbling sideways. "By the mother, what was that!?"

I glared at Carve, "What was that!? What is this!? I was so close!"

Buttercup just laid out on the floor. "Can somepony get me a towel?"

Carve just shook his head and blocked me from heading over to her. "Carve- stop- it!"

"Calm down!" he pushed me back a step and stood his ground. "Who is older!?"

"Don't--"

"Who is older!?"

I made a sour face. "Hopefully the one who will grow up sooner!"

Carve bopped himself in the face with his hoof. "What would mother say!?"

I stood tall. "Mother would say, be sure to wear something nice when you bring her over!"

Carve started swearing in thestrali, "Stupid idiot, your perversions will leave a swath of bastard foals in your wake!"

I stood against my elder brother. "Oh!? Perhaps it is up to me to carry the family name! You seem to be more interested in books and studies than in girls!"

"And perhaps if you--"

"Shut up!" our sister screamed, catching us both off guard. "Wayne, baby, come here."

The green foal fly like a bullet, almost slamming into my jaw as he flew towards Foxglove. "Wait...Wayne?" I asked, confused at the strange name.

"It was Ben's idea alright. Now come one! We're leaving!"

"Buck no!" I yelped, running over to her. "I have never seen this many pretty mares in my life! I'm not going back to the village yet!"

Foxglove just rolled her head. "What are you gonna do here!?"

I looked around the house. "I'll...you won't be here. I can watch the house!"

"And money?"

I tapped my hoof a little. "My brother in law is a count! I'll just...borrow a few bits!"

foxglove popped herself in the face with her hoof. "Dov...you ca--"

"Foxglove...please?" I asked with as pleading a grin as possible. "I have never been to a place like this. I can't leave yet!"

She glared at me as my nephew perched on her head. "Fine...but if you get somepony knocked up, it's on you!"

"Yes-"

Carve stepped forward. "I'm staying too then."

"-No!"

"Fine." Foxglove stated, turning towards the door. "There's some money in the upstairs dresser, in one of my socks." She flicked her tail angrily. "I'll tell mom Luna asked you to stay...but stay the buck out of trouble! Go buy some condoms and stuff before you head out!"

I scratched my head as Carve saw Foxglove and the cream spotted mare outside. "What is a condom?" I fell to my haunches and just stared at a strange plastic rectangle on the wall. "What even is this!?" I scooted over to it and spotted a bright red button.

I bopped it with my hoof and was assaulted with bright flashing colors and angry yelling. "Can she make it, can she make it!? ...No!" The box blared, showing a mare tumbling off some sort of obstacle course.

I stared at the  box until it went completely dark. "What!?"

Carve waved his hoof before me. "Idiot, wake up!"

"I was awake!"

"Here!" Carve shoved a bag of coins against my chest. "There is a store down the street, go there and ask for, condoms."

I caught the bag as he tore his hoof away. "For what reason!?"

Carve turned and glared at me. "She said it is to keep from spreading your foals across this town! Now do it!"

I threw the coins down. "No!"

Carve picked them up and held them before my eyes. "Do it!"

"Get me a mare!"

"Screw yourself!"

We devolved into a loud shouting match. We went back and forth until a loud knocking caught our attention. Carve pushed me to the door. "Go answer it!"

"Fine!" I pulled away and walked to the door. I slowly opened it, revealing the cream spotted mare standing on the doorstep. "Uh...hel--"

She cut me off, pressing her lips against my own and pushing me back inside. She matched my steps, throwing her hooves around my head and throwing her weight behind her soft lips. She let out a pleasing moan as I pushed back,guiding her into a wall and walking my chest against her own. She fell onto her haunches, sandwiched between me and a wall.

In a flash I drove my tongue out, flicking against her lips a single time and gaining entrance. I shifted my head, getting unfettered access while her submissive tongue gently touched my own. I pulled back into my own mouth, the mare hesitantly entering my own.

I let out a soft moan as I gently closed my mouth around her tongue, squeezing it between my teeth and sucking at her. Her eyes popped open and rolled back as she let out a hearty huff and a deep moan. I popped her free, getting forced back a step as she stuck her hoof out. "Stop!"

I complied, taking a step back and trying to adjust to the strange taste of her saliva. "As you wish...."

The mare licked her lips, letting out a girly huff and turning to the door. "I taste like burrito...just.... Six three one Meadow Pass Drive." She walked half out the door. "I'll...we can...you know. When we're alone...or not...just--" she cut herself off, running out the door and down the street.

Carve just stared at me with an annoyed expression, "What did you do to her?"

"Nothing!" I bopped him with my hoof, "It's not my fault if I'm irresistible!"

Carve shook his head, "I don't think that would hold up in a court." He turned away and started walking around the room. "Look...just stay here. I'll go scout the town."

"So what...I just sit here then?"

Carve nodded dutifully. "Until I can be sure you won't go rape anyone, yes."

I scoffed in mock shock, "Me, rape!? I think not, it would seem this town would like to rape me!"

Carve shook his head as he stepped outside. "Calm down, many father, before you find yourself tied to ten different girls."

I kicked the door shut behind him. "Tied to ten girls.... No! Ten girls tied to me!" I stuck a pose for myself, slowly realizing how stupid I must have looked. "Ehhhh, where is button?" I spent a few minutes trying to figure it out, giving up and racing after Carve.

I found him halfway down the street and stopped him, "Hey!"

He spun around and glared at me, "What do you--"

I pulled past him and started walking backwards, "I will...to the store...."

Carve shook his head in his usual disappointed way. "Pick up vegetables...is list." He stuffed a folded piece of paper into my mane. "Now go...idiot."

I ignored him, making a mental note to pick up something good to eat and whatever a condom was.