Discord's Couple Swap
by Voxyl the Game Dragon
Chapters
Flim and Emerald
Flim and Emerald were at their shared bar, shared with their kids who had their on room for fillies and colts.
Emerald finished her song and walked off stage, ignoring the cheers from the stallions at the tables. She felt one run their hoof over her backside.
She turned around a gave him a punch out.
She continued walking over to her husband, who had just slid a cup of hard cider to a pony.
Flim placed his head on his hooves, elbows propping them up.
"I love you."
"I love you, too."
The two closed their eyes and nuzzled each others noses.
Unknown to the smoke swirling around them.
When it cleared, Emerald opened her eyes first.
Emerald looked at Flim, who was now slightly shorter than her. He had a slimmer muzzle and a longer mane and eyelashes.
Flim looked at Emerald, who was now slightly taller than him. She had a boarder muzzle and a shorter mane and eyelashes.
They both screamed.
"But-you-I! I'm a stallion!"
"And I'm a mare!"
"What the hay is going on here?!?!?"
Discord suddenly appeared on front of them, laughing loudly. He held a bottle of Emerald and Flim's wedding wine.
"Hello, dear friends! Ha ha!"
"Discord?"
"What have you done to us?"
"Just switch your genders is all."
The Chaos God cleared his throat.
"Shim, meet Peridot Bow. Peridot Bow, meet Shim."
The couple looked at each other.
"How long is this gonna last?"
"Until I get bored with it!"
Shim charged Discord, since he was behind the counter
"Ta-ta!"
And with that, Discord disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Shim landed with a thud. She banged her head into the wood ground. She felt a hoof on her shoulder and looked up.
"It's not all bad. We're still together."
Shim smiled and stood up. She watched Peridot fly back over the counter.
"So, how long till Discord gets bored?"
The couple looked at each other in horror.
"Dear Celestia...."
Chesse and Pinkie
Cheese and Pinkie were cleaning their party supplies. Pinkie saw Cheese was distracted clean his party tank, and took the opportunity to hug him around the neck.
"I love you, Cheese."
"I love you, too, Pinkie."
Suddenly, smoke began spiraling around them.
Cheese was fanning his face with his hoof when it cleared.
"Are you ok Pink-"
The orange-ish party stopped talking. He touched his throat and spoke again.
"Pinkie?"
Cheese covered his mouth.
"Cheese, you don't-"
Pinkie covered her mouth.
"Is that our voices?"
The ponies walked into view of each other.
Pinkie was taller than Cheese now with a boarder muzzle, and smaller mane.
Cheese was shorter than Pinkie now with a slimmer muzzle and a larger mane. His shirt had puffy sleeves and a lighter color.
They both giggled at each other.
"You're a stallion!"
"You're a mare!"
Discord appeared in between the two, laughing.
"At least you two are good sports and about my little game."
"Of course, Dizzy! We'll always play with you!"
"Yes, so anyway..."
Discord floated up a few feet.
"Cheese Toastie, meet Bubble Berry. Bubble Berry, meet Cheese Toastie!"
"How are you today, madam?"
"Just fine, thank you, sir!"
The two party ponies laughed.
"Alright, bye-bye dear friends!"
"Later, Dizzy! Or should I say, Izzy?"
Discord let out a chuckle, before poofing away.
AppleJack and TrenderHoof
AppleJack was bucking apples, Trenderhoof by her side.
"Here."
AppleJack picked up the basket and handed it to Trender.
"Take it over to the cart."
Trender nodded happily and ran off.
AppleJack's head made a clunking noise as she banged her head against the tree.
"I know he means well, but..."
"AppleJack, I'm back. And there's something I wanna say."
AppleJack looked up at Trender. When she did, his words hitched in his throat.
Just staring into those green pools of beauty was enough to make him swoon. But he stood strong and cleared his throat.
"AppleJack, you are a pony that's very sweet. Just being with you is quite a treat. Your beauty and strength is a wonderful feat. I absolutely what you do! But the only I love more than that..."
Trender placed his hoof under AppleJack's orange chin.
"Is you."
AppleJack blushed. She had never been told that someone loved her other than her family and friends. Especially like that.
"I-I love you, too, Trender."
Both stopped talking when smoke spiraled around them. When it cleared, AppleJack and Trender screamed.
AppleJack looked like Big Mac, but with her colors and hair style. Her eyelashes were shorter and so was her mane and tail.
Trender was shortish and had longer hair, almost covering his eye. Her eyes were a lighter purple.
"Why are you a stallion?!"
"Why are you a mare?!"
Discord appeared in a tree, hanging upside down.
"Ha ha! Hello you two!"
"Discord!"
"Discord? Who is Discord?"
Discord looked offended and climbed out the tree.
"I'm the God of Chaos, sister!"
"Oh. Ok."
"Now, as I was saying. Ha ha!"
"What did you do?"
"Not much, just a little gender swap."
Discord returned to his place in the tree.
"Apple Orchard, meet...wait here a sec."
Discord disappeared for a few seconds before reappearing.
"Ok! Back!"
Discrete cleared his throat.
"Apple Orchard, meet Style Gallop. Style Gallop, meet Apple Orchard."
"I get Apple Orchard, but why Style Gallop?"
"Because a trend is like style. And, you know. Hoof? Gallop?"
"I see now."
"Anyway bye!"
Discord disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Style walked over to Orchard.
"You still love me, right?"
Orchard smiled and leaned over to Style. He planted a small kiss on her cheek.
The brown mare let out a happy sqee.
"Yay~!"