I'd been sitting in the waiting room for a while. About twenty minutes into it, Twidong and the other others (including a female Spike) had arrived. After quick greetings and an explanation from Twidong and I, they all joined me in waiting.

"So," started Raindong, "I guess you two got pretty lucky, huh?"

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Well, you needed to come into this world and then come some more to get Sky pregnant," I resisted the urge to snicker, "so it was lucky that she happened to be in heat otherwise you would be boned, right?"

"Then she was boned instead!" Exclaimed Pinkiedong, making the urge harder to fight.

"Luck had nothing to do with it," I choked out. "We're both powerful Unicorns." Raindong's and Raridong's eyes widened.

"Wait, are you implying...?" Asked Raridong.

"You don't mean...?!" Asked Raindong. I grinned.

"Yep!" I exclaimed. "Magic jizz!" The room went silent. "What? You asked." At that moment, TeatSpike vomited up a letter. Twidong floated it over to himself, read it and gasped.

"Oh my Celestia!" He exclaimed, jumping to his hooves. "Sky-! I mean-! Erm... What was your name again?"

"Cloud."

"Right! That! Lord Governator has escaped prison!"

"Who?"

"You know, Lord Governator?" I shook my head. "The Pony that was arrested nearly a year ago?" I shook my head again. "The Pony who tried to restore the Elements of Harmony by destroying the universe?"

"Oh! That guy!" I probably should have asked what his name was before... I wonder what his female equivalent's name is? There was an awkward silence.

"So...?"

"What?"

"Are you going to stop him?"

"Uh..." I glanced towards a clock hanging on the wall opposite me. "Yeah, I guess I might have enough time."

"What do you mean 'enough time'?! The universe could be in danger!"

"The universe could be in worse danger if I piss off a pregnant mare. Especially if she's Sky."

"That-!" Twidong sighed. "Yeah, okay, that's a pretty good point."

"Exactly."

"Hah lonononon wee ee' 'er'b' AGH, ay'ay?" Asked Appledong.

"One hour to fly there, another to sort everything out and one more to fly back, so about three hours."

"HO-fuhuhuh 'ha's e'o'ie 'i'eh."

"I hope so too. Anyway, see you lot in about three hours." Everypony said their goodbyes as I walked out the door before flying towards Canterlot on a Support Circle.

I landed in Celesdong's two thousandth, six hundredth and seventy second study on the left, just behind him.

"Sky!" He exclaimed, turning around. "Thank me that you are-! Wait, Skydong? What are you doing here?"

"Long story," I replied, "I accidentally freed a chaos god, Sky's giving birth, I can make magic jizz, it's a long and unnecessary tale. Just tell me what I need to know and I'll be on my way."

"Did you say magic jizz? And why are you even here?"

"Sky's busy excreting life from her genitals so I'm here instead."

"Oh. Okay then. Basically, Lord Governator has escaped from the dungeons along with a large, thuggish Minotaur who's name isn't important because I said so and the two of them are rampaging through Canterlot."

"And you couldn't just stop them yourself because...?"

"I am very tired."

"Why?"

"I just finished making myself an enormous meal."

"And by that you mean you just finished watching your chefs make you a big meal, right?"

"Yes."

"Well, that's good enough for me. I'll take the two of them out and drag them back here."

"Okay." I flew out the window and immediately saw a rising cloud of smoke. Yeah, that's probably them. I flew towards it and landed next to them. The Minotaur was naked and Governator's mane was messy. I was about to throw a Solid Razor at the Minotaur but stopped myself when I had an interesting thought. I wonder what would happen if I merged a Razor Circle with a Support Circle like when I use Shield Bash? May as well find out.

I summoned a Razor Circle but instead of throwing it right away, I summoned a Support Circle inside of it. They merged together and I threw it at the Minotaur. The new combo Circle exploded on impact, knocking him out instantly. Wow. That worked really, really well. And it's name is obvious; the Detonation Razor.

Governator had started saying something but I ignored him and blasted him with a cloud of sleeping gas. Right, now just to take these two to God-Dong and then I can hurry back to Dongville.

When I landed back at the hospital, Twidong was waiting for me outside.

"What's wrong?" I asked as I dismissed my Support Circle.

"You, er," he started, "you're kinda... Too late..."

"Wait, do you mean-?"

"Yes, she's done."

"Oh crap!" I ran past him and into the hospital. I cast a detect magic spell as I rushed through the halls and headed towards the biggest signature I could find, hoping that it was Sky. As I burst through the door, I saw that I was right. Sky sat in a hospital bed, glaring at me as she cradled not-bird Vesper.

"And where in Tartarus have you been?!" Whisper-shouted Sky.

"Evil guy escaped from the thingy!" I whisper-shouted back as I walked over to them. I looked down at baby-Vesper. She was like adult Vesper, but small and not a bird. Well done, me. I try. Very little, but still. Wait a minute... Could I just...? Holy shit! I quickly left the room. Oh, and I can ask that other stuff, too.

"Where are you going now?!"

"Hang on! I just had an epiphany!" I closed the door and cast a sound barrier ward onto it so Sky couldn't overhear me (because her finding out about me turning Vesper into a phoenix is a scary thought). "Discord! I know you're probably watching or listening!" A nearby chair melted and reformed into Discord.

"Yeeeee?" He asked as his head twisted around a few times.

"What?"

"Yeeeee!"

"What does that even-?" His head started spinning like crazy.

"YEEEEE!" There was an awkward silence.

"You done?" His head stopped spinning.

"Oh, but I am never done, my little alien!"

"Yeah, sure, whatever. I have a few questions for you."

"Okayeeeee-!" I threw myself at him with a Shield Bash to my butt and rammed my hoof in his mouth.

"Just shut up and answer me!" Six new mouths appeared in each of his eyes.

"And how am I supposed to do both of those things at the same time?"

"You're a god! Improvise!" He rolled his eye-mouths. "First of all; if I took DNA from the Vesper here, would I be able to bring it back to Teatverse without it being damaged?" He hesitated for a second before nodding with twelve smug smiles in his eyeballs.

"Yes, you certainly could bring it back there..."

"Good enough answer. Second; where the buck have you been and what the buck have you been doing for the last few weeks?" He laughed.

"Oh, you know, doing this and doing that. Mostly investigating certain things and events. Even some Ponies!"

"Why do you keep putting emphasis on random words?"

"I have something better for you to think about: In nine months back in my Equestria, it will be your daughter's birthday. She first arrived here about six months ago. That will make her total time of staying fifteen months."

"So?" Discord's smiles dropped.

"And I thought you were smart..." He sighed. "Three months after her one year anniversary is her birthday!"

"I don't see what the big deal is." He groaned.

"Take one year away from that, how many months would she have stayed there...?"

"Three."

"...Which was three months ago. Which means three months ago was...?" I stared at him with a blank expression. "Oh for-! It was your future daughter's twenty first birthday three months ago and she didn't even mention it!"

"Oh! Wait, why wouldn't she tell me?" Discord's smiles returned.

"And that's what I was doing; investigating that."

"...And the answer...?"

"Is oh so..." His smiles turned malicious. "Interesting." He suddenly disappeared in a puff of smoke. Three months ago was around the time when I was trapped in that pocket dimension. Why didn't she tell me about her birthday? Could it have something to do with why she sometimes goes quiet? When's my birthday?

Author's Notes:

Sorry for the not-so-good chapter and taking so long, writer's block.

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Magic jizz is best jizz.

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Remember when Applejack was understandable?
Me neither.

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The name of Lord Governator's female equivalent is Lady Leaderson.

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"Is oh so..." His smiles turned malicious. "Interesting."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePOVQLlhm-Y

Only a few months until the story becomes a year old!
Where did the time go?!