Author's Notes:

Non-OC R63 names and pictures used from here: http://mlpgenderswap.deviantart.com/

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A quick note on Sky's stance on killing stuff:

Sky is somewhere between timeline one Cloud and timeline two Cloud. She doesn't go on murder sprees, but she's okay with killing if she has to.

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More writer's block, so this chapter may suck.

"Bucking dickbag!" Shouted Sky, who had just thrown Rainbow Dong outside.

"Are you feeling better now?" I asked. Sky visibly calmed down and turned to me.

"Yeah, thanks for that."

"Good. So are we gonna bang or what?" Sky looked suspicious.

"I don't really trust that you're telling the truth yet..."

"Why not?"

"Don't get me wrong, I believe that you're from a different universe, but any stallion could make up an excuse about time travel to get laid. Why would an alternate me be any more truthful?" I groaned.

"What do I have to do to prove myself?"

"I don't know, I haven't thought of anything yet."

"Great. Thanks. That's really so helpful. The universes are practically saved already." Sky rolled her eyes and turned transmuted the instruments back into what they were supposed to be.

"Thanks for the help, Bubble."

"It's no problem!" Pinkie Dong exclaimed happily as he bounced away.

"I'm gonna explore Ponyville," I said, walking to the front door. "Psychic message me when you're ready to bang." I left to explore Dongville.

The main thing I wanted to see was what the rest of the girls were like as stallions. It's so weird seeing everypony as a guy. Well, except for the few that were originally that are mares here. And by few I mean Big Mac, Spike and I. Oh shit, what'll Spike look like? As I walked along the streets of Dongville, everypony kept giving me strange looks. They're probably weirded out because they think that I'm Sky.

I arrived at carousel boutique and knocked on the door. After a few moments, Raridong answered it.

"Sup?" I greeted/asked. Raridong screamed and slammed the door in my face. That went well. I left to try and find Flutterdong.

This time, when the stallion opened the door and screamed, he fainted. My work here is done. I trotted away to find Appledong.

I was about to reach Appledong's stall when suddenly an Alicorn with an awesome beard dropped out of the sky and landed in front of me.

"Hey," he greeted, "I'm God." Probably Celesdong.

"Hey, God," I replied, "I'm Skydong." Needles to say, the Ponies around us started freaking out.

"We should probably go back to the library."

"Yeah." I teleported us to the library. Nopony was in the main room. "There we go."

"Thanks. I assume you know why I'm here?"

"To question me about Teatverse?" God-Dong looked confused.

"Teatverse?"

"Yeah, y'know, the place I'm from that isn't overrun with males. It's overrun with mares. It's pretty good."

"So you're sticking with that excuse?"

"What do you mean?"

"My student sent me a letter saying that the male Sky Calculator that I'd found was claiming he was from an alternate universe and that he needed to bang Sky."

"Yep, that's me."

"I see. In that case," he cast a spell that bound my hooves together with magical bonds, "you are hereby under arrest." I sighed.

"Any point in asking why?"

"You're clearly a shape-shifter from the Cult of Disharmony trying to take out Sky."

"Okay, I expected logic to be less of a strong point because of the godly levels of testosterone, but bucking really? Are you really that stupid compared to Celestia?" God-Dong snorted.

"For a spy who's just been captured, you're awfully confident to insult Lord Solaris himself. You-"

"And a mega ego!" I cut off angrily. "Great!"

"Don't interrupt me! You will be locked in the Canterlot dungeons until we discover who you really are."

"And what's gonna stop from just breaking out? You know how strong Sky is? Think of her, but with more testosterone." God-Dong smirked.

"You want to know what will stop you? Okay: This will." He cast a spell to cut off the flow of my magic, making me unable to cast spells.

"Is that all?" He looked confused again.

"What are you talking about? I just cut off your only defense." I rolled my eyes.

"You'll see. So how badly do I have to beat the shit out of you to convince you of the truth?"

"What?" I grinned.

"Time to rumble!" I summoned Kinetic Circles around my hooves and used them to force my legs outwards, shattering the bonds. I summoned a Support Circle and flew up a little to give myself more of an advantage while I planned what to do. Okay; strong points and weak points? I don't have my magic but, while it'll make the fight scarier and cut off any healing from me, Arcane Circles aren't connected to a Unicorn's magic at all. I'll have to use good combinations of all three to do much, this is God-Horse after all, even if he is a moron. This will probably be similar to the Nightmare fight, so I'll have to be ready to use Kinetic Circles a lot to stay on the offensive.

"You actually think you can beat me? Even Sky could barely stop my brother, what chance does a cheap trickster have?"

"Are the Circles not proof enough?"

"The Cult must have learned how to use them, that's all!"

"Ugh, buck words, let's fight." I soared down to him and KC punched him in the face, sending him flying into a bookshelf. God-Dong sat up and grabbed his nose in pain.

"Agh! Shit! Fine, we'll talk!"

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah, jeez, you didn't have to break my bucking muzzle!"

"You were the one being a dick and trying to arrest me!"

"I was bucking kidding! I was just testing you!"

"Oh. Sorry. Beating the shit out of Ponies and pretty much everyone else has solved almost everything in the past, so..." God-Dong sighed.

"No, it's my fault for taking it too far. I pushed you into bringing it to this."

"Let's just compromise and say we're both at fault."

"Yeah." God-Dong stood up and restored my magic. "There you go."

"Thanks." I frowned. "Aren't you gonna heal your muzzle?"

"I can't remember any healing spells, it's been centuries since I've been in a proper fight."

"Fair enough. Stay still for a sec..." I repaired the broken bones and healed his face. "I can't do anything about the pain, but that should be most of the damage dealt with."

"Thanks."

"So...?"

"What?"

"Is that all you came here for?"

"Oh, right! I... Yeah, pretty much."

"Oh."

"Well, see you later." God-Dong walked out of the library and out of sight. So that happened. I need to get back on track. Where is Sky, anyway?