Twilight decided to keep Sunset in the Primotaur world under the supervision of her alternate friends. They promised to be good friends with her and help her adapt back to being normal. Or at least as close as Primotaurs get...

I told Gilda, Suri and Dust's second in command (Dust was still unconscious) that they were to take orders from Nerdy from now on and that if they didn't, I would kick their asses again. This is presuming that Nerdy won't become corrupted with power. I'm sure it'll be fine. Really? Nope!

The rainbow blast had stripped me of all of the magic I'd taken from Sunset's goons, so I didn't have to worry about using it all before returning.

And so, I stood by the portal with Nerdy (Twilight was saying goodbye to her alternate friends).

"Well," I started, "it's been interesting, Nerdy." I offered him my hand to shake which he did.

"Will I ever see you again?" He asked.

"Who knows? The portal only opens every two and a half years, but I know a god who likes to send me into different universe frequently anyway so... I have no idea."

"Well if we never see each other again, this has easily been the most interesting week-ish of my life." I smiled. Oh! I stuck my hand into my bag.

Current contents:
-1x Apple brand cider (15% strength).
-1x Tin of high sugar sweets - 'Pinkie Simulators' [partially depleted].
-1x Note.
-2x Unknown Machinery.

Oh yeah, the note... Anyway; machinery. The Thunder Gloves teleported into my hand.

"Here," I said, offering them to him, "I won't need these where I'm going." He took them.

"Are you sure?" He asked. "You never know, you might have your magic cut off again." I waved a hand dismissively.

"I'll be fine, I have my Arcane Circles." Before I forget again- I stuck my hand into my bag.

Current contents:
-1x Apple brand cider (15% strength).
-1x Tin of high sugar sweets - 'Pinkie Simulators'.
-1x Note.

Note. The note teleported into my hand. I brought it to my face and finally read it.

Hey Dad,
I already know that the portal leads to a Human world (you should know what they are by the time you're reading this), so I wanted to give you some help.
I've told you a few times that M Sky got trapped in a different universe, but I haven't told you that she was turned into a Human at the time (I think?). Anyway, in that universe, Humans could use magic. I'm pretty sure in the universe you're going to the Humans can't use magic, but because you should have some magic in you still, you should be able to.
This should also affect how easy it is to summon Circles too:

The rest of the note was instructions on how to use magic and correctly summon Arcane Circles as a Primotaur.

I facehoofed like I'd never facehoofed before. ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME?! I HAD A QUICK SOLUTION TO THIS BULLSHIT IN MY BAG THE WHOLE BUCKING TIME?!

"What's wrong?" Asked Nerdy. Wait a minute... If Nerdy visited Equestria and became a Pony for a short while- Then he should have some residual magic radiation that may be self suppliant. Interesting... I gave him the note.

"Here," I said, shoving it into his spare hand. "You should have a bit of magic from visiting Equestria, so try becoming a wizard." Nerdy looked shocked.

"W-What?"

"Go become a wizard and protect this place from evil shit." Nerdy seemed in shock.

"I... I..." He fainted. Welp. I sighed and, following the instructions of the note, I channeled magic into my fingers, snapped them and cast a forced consciousness spell. Nerdy sat up, looking dazed.

"One more thing, you might have to practice a load to build up your magic. Well, bye." I walked through the portal.

I stretched out. Ah... It's good to be a quadrupedal again... I opened my eyes to see the girls, God-Horse I and God-Horse II waiting for me.

"Cloud?" Asked Rarity.

"Hey," I replied before yawning.

"But where's Twilight?" Asked Rainbow.

"She's just sorting some stuff out, she'll be back soon." God-Horse II walked closer to me, looking strangely... Solemn. Why do I have a bad feeling about this...?

"Cloud Calculation," she said formally, "I'm afraid I have some..." She closed her eyes for a second and gulped, as if trying to hold back something. "...Unfortunate news about... About your daughter."

The doorbell rang. I looked up from my Sudoku and checked the monitor to see Wood Worm and Slurp in their Flash and Slash forms. I sighed before using my telekinesis to unlock the door.

"I take it the mission was a failure?" I asked as they entered the room.

"Yeah..." Wood replied sadly. I sighed once more.

"But it wasn't our fault!" Exclaimed Slurp. "Equestrians came through the portal and started messing everything up!" What?!

"E-Equestrians?!" I cried. "D-Did they figure us out?!"

"No," said Wood, "they were there to stop Sunset Shimmer. Apparently she stole a magical artifact."

"We tried to harvest from them instead!" Insisted Slurp. Wood glared at her.

"Yeah, except you went onto your target way too strongly!"

"Wait, she didn't do that thing were she changed her personality over and over again did she?" I asked.

"Wood did it too!" Slurp exclaimed before Wood could reply. I groaned and rubbed my temples.

"Dammit, you two..." I stood up. "Well, we're going to have to relocate. If they keep coming through, they could figure us out and we'd all get arrested."

"It was your idea to start a colony here, Brain Rot!" Wood argued. "So- Oh, screw this, I'm changing back to my normal form!" He was surrounded by magical fire for a second before turning into his original Changeling form.

"It was a good idea! This is untapped territory! We could get so much energy here if you two didn't suck as harvesters!"

"What are we gonna do about the prisoner?" Asked Slurp.

"The real Flash? I don't know, maybe just keep him as a backup source of food. He flirts with anything female."

"Won't the Humans notice he's missing?"

"They didn't notice him suddenly having a sister, so I doubt it."

"Yeah," agreed Wood. There was a moment of quiet. "So where were you thinking of relocating? Another school?" I nodded.

"This one will be harder, though, everyone there is a stuck up jerk. A place called Crystal Prep, heard of it?"

"I think the Humans at CHS mentioned a rivalry at some point..."

"Well, it'll give you something to start conversations with at least. Come on, we'd better start packing."

I got home, took my shoes off and lay on the sofa. It's been a stressful few days... But I have a way to use magic! This is every geek and nerd's dream and I'm living it! My phone started buzzing. I pulled it out of my pocket and checked who it was to see I was getting a call from my brother. I answered it.

"Hey, Nerdy," he started, "how have your days home alone been?" I laughed.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you, Sight Watcher."

Author's Notes:

The final EG 1 chapter tying up loose ends.

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Dammit, now I need to add 'The Adventures Of Brain Rot, Wood Worm And Slurp' to the list of side stories to do.
They're just too fun to write!
(In case it wasn't clear what their thing was; they're Changelings that snuck through the portal to start a colony in the Human world since there wouldn't be any other Changelings to compete with there. They kidnapped Flash and replaced him with one of their own and made up a story about him having a sister to get another one of them in. Now they still have Flash as a food slave so I have an excuse to cut him out of the rest of the story.)

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Nerdy doesn't actually have glasses, broken glasses are just a good way to symbolise nerdy-ness as a cutie mark.