I don't know what Suri thought I meant by 'compile information', but it wasn't this...

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Is this written in crayon? I think it is... I sighed and threw the scrap of paper into a nearby bin. At least I can get out of this damn universe soon... I was siting in a chair at Primo-Rarity's place. The girls were all getting dressed up for the dance. After getting money from Gilda (after I ordered her to give him some), Nerdy had gone grocery shopping. He left the Thunder Gloves with me in case I needed them.

"Cloud?" Asked Rarity, breaking my train of thought.

"Yeah?" I asked back.

"You aren't uh..." She looked at the clothes I'd been wearing the last few days. "You aren't going to wear those to the Fall Formal, are you?"

"What's wrong with these?" I asked. I tried to raise an arm to motion to them only to find it was stuck to my side thanks to all of the blood, sweat, bile and other grime coating me. "Okay, yeah, I see your point."

"Would you like to borrow a suit?" Oh yeah, fighting in a suit, that's a great idea... I wonder how hard it is to see sarcasm in text... Where did that question come from? I'm not sure... "Cloud?"

"Huh? Oh, sorry. Uh..." I could use better clothes, but... "Do you have any non-formal clothes? Preferably light, loose and flexible." She looked confused for a moment before gasping.

"You aren't thinking of fighting Sunset Shimmer at the Formal are you?!"

"Yep."

"But why?! Why not just fight her tomorrow instead?!"

"It has to be tonight."

"Why?!" Right at that moment, a dressing room curtain fwooshed dramatically. FWOOSHED ISN'T-! Oh, shut up... Twilight walked out of the dressing room as dramatically as the fwooshing curtain.

"The Fall Formal isn't happening tonight," she declared. Huh...?

"WHAT?!" Screamed Pinkie.

"It had to be postponed because Sunset Shimmer had Snips and Snails ruin all of Pinkie Pie's decorations." Well, balls.

"WHAT?!" Screamed Pinkie once more, making the windows crack slightly.

"But the Fall Formal has to happen tonight."

"WHA-?!" Pinkie tried to scream before Applejack shoved her hand into her mouth. Everyone looked towards Applejack, disgusted.

"Bibbety bobbety boo," said Applejack, shrugging. Twilight shook her head to clear her mind and sighed.

"You see-" She tried to begin before Pinkie shoved Applejack away.

"You're from an alternate world and you're a Pony princess there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements, and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your magical world, and if you don't get the crown tonight, you'll be stuck in this world and you won't be able to get back for, like, a really, really long time!" Expositioned Pinkie. Yeah, I'm not even surprised anymore.

"I'm pretty sure that isn't the reason," said Rainbow.

"Nope," countered Spike, "she's pretty much spot on."

"HE CAN TALK?!" Screamed Rarity. So it's pretty clear where this is all going. I should go see what clothes Rarity has that would work for me. I got up and looked through clothing for a while. Oh, BUCK yeah! I eventually found a suit very much like the one I had back at the library, except designed to fit a Primotaur.

I turned around to- Uh... I turned around to see them all walking in the front door. When did they leave? How long was I turned around?

"I still can't believe we pulled that off!" Whisper-shouted Fluttershy.

"I can!" Exclaimed Rainbow. "We're awesome!"

"I-" I tried to start.

"Enough chatter!" Interrupted Rarity. "We need to get ready with a musical montage!" Oh buck...

One hour of repetitive music and slamming my head on a table later, I passed out from excessive blunt force trauma.

I woke up just as they finally finished. We climbed into a long black thing that looked somewhat similar to the KGBNRB which drove us to the school. When we arrived, we climbed back out and walked inside. So-

I was suddenly grabbed by someone and pulled to the side, out of the group. No one else seemed to notice, but- Well, this is happening now. DOES PERSONAL SPACE MEAN NOTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE?

Slash Fentry had pulled me aside and shoved her tongue down my throat. It was pretty awkward on my end. I KC Pushed her away from me, grabbed her by the scruff of the neck, shoved her into a locker and locked her inside. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE BUCKING MONKEYS?! Bleh, monkey tongue. Ew...

"But, my love, we-!" She started before I cut her off.

"Shut up, stop following me and respect my personal space, you stupid bucking ape!" I shouted at the locker before storming away back towards the others.

I stood in the corner of the room, bored. Nerdy hadn't shown up yet, Sunset hadn't shown up yet and it didn't look like the crown was being awarded any time soon. The lights suddenly came on and Primo-Celestia walked onto the stage.

"First off, I want to say how wonderful everything looks tonight," she started, "you all did a magnificent job pulling things together after the unfortunate events of earlier. And now, without further ado, I'd like to announce the winner of this year's Fall Formal crown!" Huh. Maybe the multiverse is giving me a break for once... What looked like Primo-Luna walked on stage with the crown in a box. It looks like the A.S. really did return it... Luna gave Celestia a piece of paper. "The Princess of this year's Fall Formal is... Twilight Sparkle!" The crowd cheered and Twilight walked on stage. The crown was placed on her head and began to sparkle like a tiwli- Ohhhhhh...

"Twilight!" Cried the voice of Spike. "Help!" Finally! Some action! I sprinted towards the door to see a couple of Primotaurs carrying a struggling Spike away. I chased them through the hallways, out into the grounds, across the grounds, onto pathway, across the pathway and towards the portal, finally leading me face to face with Sunset Shimmer. I grinned, cracked my knuckles and began to stretch out.

Author's Notes:

Is everyone ready for the final showdown?