I was finally caught up; past me had been taken through the portal, Twilight had gone back to whatever she was doing and I was finally ready to fight Gilda. Would that second 'finally' be redundant? No. It's based on a separate subject making it not redundant. Okay. It just sounds a little- DUCK! I ducked just in time to avoid the giant fist of Gilda slamming into my face.

"You recovered pretty quickly from what I did to you a few minutes ago," she said, bending her fingers until they cracked. I stood up and smirked.

"Of course," I said back, "it's not like you did anything painful." She frowned.

"I'm going to beat you into a fucking pulp." I snorted.

"You mean like you did yesterday?" I switched to a mocking voice. "Guh, he too fast! Oh no! I'm down from a single punch! Hur-dur!" Gilda snarled.

"Fuck you!"

"Oh no! The scawy dumbass said a no-no word! She need to sit in the naughty corner!" She threw a punch at me, but I dodged it with ease and Thunder Punched her in the stomach. Gilda cried out and fell onto her knees, giving me the opportunity to swing a kick at the side of her head. Before it landed, she grabbed my foot and- BUCKING TARTARUS! -slammed her fist into my kneecap, shattering it. She threw me away from her as she tried to recover and I sprawled on the floor. SHITTING, SHITTY, SHITTY-SHIT! I need to keep focused, if- KEEP FOCUSED?! MY KNEE IS IN BUCKING PIECES! PIECES! If I can beat her, Nerdy can throw me through me through the portal and I can use the bone repairing spell in the spell book Twilight gave me. HOW DO I FIGHT WITH ONE LEG IN AN ALIEN BODY?! Like so:

I stood up on my single leg, trying to ignore the horrendous pain, just as Gilda got up. She started saying something but I was too focused on not screaming to hear her. She ran at me with her fist behind her, ready to hit me extremely hard. Before she could unleash it, I quickly jabbed her three times in the face with Thunder Punches. It stopped her completely, and when she brought her hands to her face I Thunder Jabbed her six times in the chest followed by a single stronger Thunder Punch to her side. She howled in pain, but before I could attack any more, she head butted me.

I fell to the ground, landing on my bad leg. BUCK! Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate. Gilda went for a kick to my stomach, but I blocked it with a quick Shield Circle. As she howled in pain, I grabbed her shirt, yanked myself upward and KC Headbutted her in the jaw. I used the momentum from my attack to land on my good leg and stand again, ready to continue fighting.

I Thunder Jabbed her three times in the stomach, three times in the chest and then finished it with a KC Thunder Punch to her face. She fell to the floor, but I wasn't done yet. I quickly hopped over to her and-

"OKAY, OKAY!" She screamed loud enough to break through my concentration. "I give up! I'll do whatever you want!" See? It's not that hard with some concen- GRAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Oh, shut up.

"Whatever I want?" I asked angrily, still pumped. She nodded vigorously. "I want you and your cronies to stop taking orders from Sunshit. You work for me now."

"Okay, okay! Fine!"

"Now get out of here before I finish you off." She scampered to her feet and ran off down the hallway. I grinned triumphantly before doubling over and screaming in pain.

After healing myself and going back through the portal, I wandered the hallways looking for Twilight. Nerdy was messing around with my bag, trying to change the batteries for the Thunder Gloves.

"I can't believed that worked so well!" He exclaimed.

"You call a broken kneecap 'well'?" I asked.

"Well, no, but everything else was great!"

"Eh... It was okay I guess."

"Just 'okay'?!"

"Yeah, fighting as a Primotaur bucking sucks."

"But-!"

"Can we just talk about something else?"

"Oh, okay then..." We walked in silence for a while.

"Any idea where Twilight would be?"

"I heard a rumor while you were fixing your leg that that she's trying to befriend Rainbow Dash. She's usually outside doing sport stuff, so she's most likely outside." That should make her easy to find, there aren't that many ways in and out of this building...

"Okay." He finished messing with my bag and started walking next to me.

"The next big one you should take out is Suri Polomare, the worst of the psychological bullies."

"I thought so, that's why I'll need Spike's help." Nerdy looked confused.

"Spike? Why?" I grinned evilly.

"I have a plan that revolves around him being a dog..." I let out an evil laugh. "I guess you could say; shit is about to go down!" I laughed maniacally as Nerdy watched at me with a slightly worried expression.

"Uh... What exactly are you going to do to her?"

"I'm gonna make her day shitty!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna use poop, but what are you going to do with the poop?"

"All sorts of shit!" He switched to a deadpan expression.

"Okay, seriously, stop." I coughed awkwardly.

"Sorry..." We finished making our way to Twilight in silence.

Author's Notes:

Gilda is defeated!