Dash woke up and looked around the hospital room. She saw Cross right away. He looked down at her and smiled, an almost apologetic look on his face. “Sorry, didn’t mean to wake you. Just checking to make sure you’re okay.” He said.

“Yeah… I’m okay…” Dash nodded slowly, “I think…”

“Any extra pains? Contractions?” Cross asked, going down a checklist on his clipboard.

“No.” Dash shook her head.

“Well that’s good. Did you want me to call any of your friends?” Cross asked.

“Yeah… just call Red and tell him to get in here.” Dash said.

“Gotcha. Anything else? If you’re hungry I can sneak in a little extra for lunch, something other than hospital food.” Cross chuckled.

“That’d be great.” Dash said with a small smile.

Cross nodded and walked to the door, stepping just outside before stopping and turning his head. “Yeah she’s awake, you can go in if you want.” He said, disappearing around the corner. A few moments later Brent walked in with a smile on his face.

“Morning.” Brent said.

“Morning…” She said.

“How’d you sleep? I hope I didn’t scare you too much.” Brent said, quietly taking a seat next to the bed.

“Huh?” Dash asked.

“Oh you don’t remember? Well that’s unfortunate.” He said, leaning back in the chair.

“Um… yeah…” Dash said uncertainly.

“Sorry for grabbing you. I just didn’t want you to scream, you understand right?” He asked, staring straight at her.

“Yeah… that doesn’t help all that much…” Dash said.

“You don’t seem too surprised that I’m here… I feel like I didn’t properly introduce myself.” Brent said.

She just remained silent watching him carefully.

“While I do enjoy monikers… I’d prefer Nicholas. A pleasure to be reaquainted with you.” Nicholas said, standing and bowing.

Dash started to shake a little.

“Oh you’re probably wondering about this.” Nicholas said, putting a hand to his face. “Yes well… I just needed to make sure no one noticed me but… Since you already know.” He started. He rolled up his sleeve to reveal a small patch stuck to his shoulder. He tore it off and shortly after his face changed, as if an illusion spell fading, turned back to a very familiar person. “That’s better!”

“Y… you died…” Dash muttered.

“I did didn’t I?” Nicholas said with a quick laugh. “Funny how things work, it seems that I’m not though… Quite the twist eh?”

“This… shouldn’t be… possible…” She mumbled.

“Yes I get that, and while my mysterious reincarnation’s reasons are unknown to me, I’m not complaining.” He said, standing up and taking a seat near the edge of the bed.

Dash scooted away from him as best as she could manage.

“Whoa whoa eeeeasy there.” Nicholas said quickly, grabbing her arm and yanking her back to the center of the bed. “You’ll be fine, don’t worry.”

Dash stared at him, her shaking becoming more prominent and visible.

“It’s funny really… dying… And the funniest part is that I remember everything… I don’t know why it’s so funny… tell me why it’s funny.” Nicholas said, staring intently at her.

“I… I… don’t… know…” Dash mumbled quietly.

“Oh well I guess it’s a mystery that shall shall remain just that… How’s my brother?” He asked, removing his hand from her arm.

“G… great…” Dash mumbled.

Nicholas scooted a little closer and ran a hand down her wings. “I see they’ve healed nicely…” He said calmly.

She gave a quiet shudder and tried to move away from him again.

Nicholas frowned and pulled his hand away. “Yes I suppose we’re all lucky in certain aspects. You’ve all been through very hard times since I’ve been gone. I really do like Sam, he’s interesting to say the least… And the new two? Van and Axel? They’re quite the characters.” He chuckled.

Dash remained silent.

“Oh and I can’t forget your new daughter… congratulations by the way. I bumped into her and Alex a few times already.” He whispered.

Without warning Dash’s fist collided with his face. “Stay the FUCK away from them!” She shouted.

Nicholas fell off the bed and onto the floor, staring up at her for a few moments before his head slumped back onto the floor. He closed his eyes and started cackling.

“What’s so damn funny?” Dash snapped.

“Bull’s got some horns.” Nicholas said before starting to cackle uncontrollable, holding a hand to his jaw.

Dash’s lip curled as she stared at him.

“Oh this is going to be fun.” He said, pulling himself to his feet and walking towards the bed.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Dash questioned.

“Nothing. Just thinking about how to approach this.” He said, his eyes glancing to the door, then around the room as he seemed deep in thought.

“Approach what?” Dash questioned.

“Well how to greet dear old brother of course. How do you think I should? Hide in the closet and jump out shouting ‘surprise!’ or maybe I should buy a big cake and hide inside.” Nicholas said, with a growing grin.

“Why don’t you just outright approach him?” Dash questioned.

“That’s no fun… you’re no fun.” Nicholas sighed, scratching his chin as he nudged Dash over and lied down beside her in the bed. “Come on give me some ideas…”

“Why don’t you get out of my bed?” Dash said.

“But it’s so comfortable.” Nicholas said, scooting even closer and putting an arm around her.

“Don’t touch me.” Dash growled.

“What? You mean like this?” Nicholas asked, sliding his hand up her shirt and groping her breast.

Dash shoved him back off the bed. “Fuck off.” She said.

Nicholas snorted a laugh or two before jumping back to his feet again. “Right those already belong to someone, my mistake.” He smirked.

“Get the fuck out of here.” Dash said.

“Fine, have it your way Ms. Buzzkill.” He pouted, walking towards the door before stopping. “Oh right… Mm…” He mumbled.

“What.” Dash said coldly.

He did an immediate 180 and stared at her. “You wouldn’t happen to have another of these? They’re sorta one time use.” Nicholas said, pointing to the patch that once was on his shoulder.

“No I don’t.” Dash said.

“Oh well.” Nicholas shrugged, walking out the door and cocking his head, a large smile appearing on his face. “Oh hey Cross! Long time no see.”

There was an immediate clattering as the sound of a wooden clipboard hit the floor.

“No! Get in here! We do NOT want to start a massive panic!” Dash said quickly.

“Mm okay.” Nicholas said. There was a grunt as he grabbed Cross and dragged him into the room, throwing him roughly into the chair next to Dash before closing the door and locking it, pulling the blinds down on the door window.

“This is just becoming an even worse day…” Dash said as she put her head in her hands.

Cross just stared up at Nicholas silently with absolute fear in his eyes.

“Oh come on Cross… we used to be good pals. Dash did you know I used to own this hospital? I was the dean of medicine! Top surgeon. Was… then I died.” Nicholas shrugged, pulling up another chair and sitting down. “I guess you forgot that Cross… after I kidnapped and poisoned your daughter.”

Cross shook slightly with both terror and anger as he continued to stare at him.

“Yeah… attempted murder… that’s REALLY easy to forgive…” Dash muttered.

“Oh that’s in the past… but for now I’d like to negotiate.” Nicholas said, his tone becoming a little more cold and serious.

Dash shut her mouth and stared at Nicholas.

“I’d like my old job back.” Nicholas said.

“That’s not… going to happen. You’re not getting that much power ever again.” Cross stated.

“Oh you think getting brazen will help. Well I’ll say that I’m not playing anymore. I want my job back, and you’re going to give it to me.” Nicholas said factually.

“What? So you c-” Dash was cut off as his hand gripped her throat tightly.

“The adults… are talking.” Nicholas said, glaring at Dash.

Dash gulped and started to violently shake.

“Stop it!” Cross begged nervously. Nicholas tightened his grip around her neck.

“I’d like… my job back. I know you can make it happen, and you do too.” Nicholas said, his eyes never leaving Dash’s.

Dash’s eyes darted between Nicholas and Cross, it was clear that she was about to pass out from the lack of air.

“Okay okay!” Cross growled. “Just let her go.”

Nicholas immediately released her and smiled. “Good. You go formalize the paperwork.” He said.

Cross glared angrily at him before switching to a more caring one that shifted to Rainbow Dash. He stood up and walked reluctantly out the door.

Nicholas stood up and sat back down next to the bed. “Well that was easy.” He laughed.

Dash remained quiet as tears formed in her eyes.

“Oh calm down… I said I wouldn’t kill you, or any of your friends. But Cross doesn’t need to know that…” Nicholas whispered.

Dash just looked away from him.

“Anyways… I’d better go make sure he’s actually doing that and not getting security.” Nicholas said, standing up and quickly making his way out of the room. A minute or so later the door opened again and Red walked in with a smile on his face.

“Hey Dash, how’s it going?” Red asked.

“H… horribly…” Dash stammered. “I… I want to go home…”

“What’s wrong?” Red asked, taking a seat on the bed and wrapping his arms around her.

“I… I just want to go home…” Dash mumbled.

“You know I’d really feel better if you stayed here… It’s a lot safer in the hospital than walking around at home.” Red said.

“It’s not safe anymore…” Dash muttered.

“Okay the food can’t be THAT bad.” Red chuckled.

Dash’s eyes watered up again and she kept silent.

“Dashie…” Red said, pulling her against him.

“I don’t want to stay here…” Dash said quietly.

“Then you don’t have to… How bout I take you home and bake you some f- Have Sam bake you some food.” Red corrected.

“That… s… sounds great…” Dash said with a weak smile as she hugged Red.

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Red walked through the door to his house with Dash in his arms. “Okay we’re here. If you’re having sex I suggest you hurry up.” He called down the hall to Scootaloo’s room.

Scootaloo walked out, “He still hasn’t moved…” She said. “At all.” She then looked up at Dash and smiled widely, “You’re back!” She rushed over and hugged Dash tightly.

“Nngh… maybe let me… set her down first.” Red grunted as he carried both Dash and Scootaloo over to the couch.

“I’m happy to see you too squirt.” Dash smiled, “And why hasn’t Alex moved at all?”

“Um…” Scootaloo mumbled.

“Oh that potion that I used on myself I gave to her. She grew a dick and proceeded to ream Alex.” Red said.

Scootaloo’s face turned bright red and she buried her face in a chair.

Dash stared at Red intently.

“If you’re going to ask me to make you some I’d have to suggest waiting until you’re not 500 pounds.” Red said.

“Are you calling me fat?” Dash questioned.

“No I’m calling you pregnant.” Red said. “So yes.”

“Okay… so if Alex is unmoving then it must have been pretty big.” Dash said. “Tell me… how big was it actually?”

“I estimated around six or seven feet.” Red said. “I wrote it all down don’t worry.”

“Are you sure… nothing got torn apart inside of his body?” Dash asked.

“He’s breathing, so it didn’t hit his lungs… somehow.” Red shrugged.

“So… no internal bleeding?” Dash asked.

“He’s fine Dash… Just sore. Anyone would be after being drilled by that… thing… monster… We need to come up with a name for it.” Red said, tapping his chin as he thought.

“You know it’s really funny.” Dash said with a small chuckled.

“What?” Red asked, looking back at her.

“He’s taken a bigger dick then you have.” Dash smirked.

“Hey that was one time… And Cecil was high as fuck.” Red said defensively, looking down at the floor.

“You seemed to be enjoying it.” Dash said, biting her lip slightly.

“You know… I almost forgot about it too. I guess your ass is more used to being filled.” Red said, raising an eyebrow.

“How about we see what happens if I take that potion AND the aphrodisiac?” Dash said, innocently smiling.

“Oh how bout I take you back to the hospital?” Red chuckled.

Dash’s face blanked and she shook slightly.

Red’s expression faded to a caring one and he quickly scooted closer. “I’m just kidding… Jeez what happened that made you so upset?” He asked, running his hand through her hair.

“He… he’s back…” Dash mumbled quietly.

Red stared at her for a few moments. “Cecil?” He asked.

“No…” Dash shook her head.

“Sam? Van? Axel? Who??” Red asked, his tone seeming to grow a little quieter, like he already knew the answer.

“You know who…” Dash mumbled.

Red shook his head slowly. “Are… how?” He asked.

“I… I don’t know… I just know he is… and… I can’t go back to the hospital…” Dash said. “Not… not yet…”

Red paused for a moment. “Did he hurt you?” He asked.

She nodded weakly.

“Who hurt you?” Scootaloo asked, staring wide eyed at Rainbow Dash.

Red looked down at Scootaloo, then back up to Dash.

Dash remained quiet for a moment, “You… shouldn’t be worrying who… he won’t get anywhere near either you or Alex…” She said.

“Okay… you’re okay though… right?” Scootaloo asked.

“I’m fine.” Dash said with a small smile.

“Good…” Scootaloo smiled, clinging tightly to her.

Dash hugged Scootaloo back.

“Leviathan.” Red said.

“What?” Dash and Scootaloo questioned.

“Thinking of names for Scoot’s appendage.” Red said. “Oh oh! I got it…The Busher!”

“No. Bubba.” Alex said as he limped slowly out of the bedroom, using the wall to support his weight.

“Oh hey you’re alive, that’s good.” Red laughed.

“Yep I’m alive… but I can feel my stomach still churning… I don’t know if that’s good or bad…” Alex said.

“Don’t worry… you just gotta flush it all out of your system. You ever had an enema?” Red asked.

“A what?” Alex asked.

“Don’t worry. You’ll see… I put the anal in medice-anal.” Red said.

“Huh?” Scootaloo said. “I don’t think… that’s how you spell…”

“Shut up it’s a joke.” Red said.

“Please… don’t shove anything else into my ass… it already hurts enough…” Alex mumbled.

“Don’t worry… it’s a lot smaller. Unless you want it bigger, whatever the customer wants.” Red said, putting a hand over his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.

Alex glared at Red.

“I don’t think they come in elephant.” Red said before bursting out laughing.

Alex took his hand off the wall and everyone watched as he just crumpled onto the floor.

“You okay there buddy?” Red asked.

“Not really.” Alex said sarcastically.

Red’s horn flickered and Alex was teleported onto the couch. “Better?” He asked.

“I can’t feel anything below my neck.” Alex said.

“Yeah that’ll wear off in a bit.” Dash joked.

“And I can feel myself breathe.” Alex said. “That’s not normal right?”

“Did you want me to take you to the hospit- No you’re fine. You’ll live. No hospital.” Red said quickly.

Alex had passed out again.

“Yeah you’ll be fine.” Red nodded. He turned back to Dash. “Hey did you know Scootaloo gave herself auto-fellatio and a boob job?”

Dash blinked a few times.

Scootaloo stood up and bolted into her room.

“I recorded everything in detail don’t worry. For science.” Red said.

“So our kids are lab rats now?” Dash questioned, cocking her head slightly as she stared intently at him.

“Hey she asked for it…” Red said. His face blanked a few moments later. “Wait…”

“You aren’t helping your case out at all.” Dash said.

“Okay well she… wanted to know what would happen… to women. And while it was a little… extreme… It’s a great profit waiting to happen!” Red said with a forced smile. “Right in the money maker.”

“Do you have anything else to say?” Dash asked.

“If I did will I get punched?” Red asked.

“Yes.” Dash said.

“Then no.” Red said.

“Red.” Dash said.

“I love you.” Red said.

“Do I have to use the book on you?” Dash asked calmly.

“Hey Alex looks tired I’ll bring him to his bed.” Red said, jumping up and lifting Alex into his arms.

“I’m sure Rose will be more than happy to lend me her whip.” Dash smiled.

“You’re not blaming me for Alex’s fetishes.” Red said.

“What do you mean?” Dash asked.

“I’m sure he did what he did by free will and could have left at any point, and that you can ask him on. So I will not be pulled into your… love… trap.” Red said defensively.

“If it’s that simple then why didn’t you tell me that in the first place?” Dash asked, sounding entirely unconvinced.

“Because you’re…” Red said, stopping himself immediately.

“Red.” Dash stated.

“I love you.” Red repeated.

“Do I need to read that highly detailed report to find out the truth?” Dash asked. “Because if I do and you’re lying… it won’t be enjoyable.” There was a small pause. “For you at least.”

“Don’t worry he liked it.” Red said.

“You really think a seventeen year old boy would enjoy gallons of cum being pumped through his body?” Dash asked.

“You do…” Red mumbled.

Alex’s eyes opened up slightly.

“Look who’s awake.” Dash smiled.

“Yes I’m very awake.” Red said, putting a hand over Alex’s eyes.

“Alex… why don’t yo-” Dash was cut off when Alex mumbled something.

Red’s eyes widened and there was a bright flash as he and Alex teleported into Scootaloo’s room.

“WHAT THE HELL!” Scootaloo shouted.

Dash stood up and calmly walked up to Scootaloo’s bedroom door.

Red set Alex down on the bed and quickly locked the door. He immediately turned to Scootaloo and pointed accusingly at her. “You.” He stated.

“You were the one who suggested it in the first place!” Scootaloo said.

Red heard Dash walk away from the door. After a moment he heard the basement door fly open.

Red’s face turned to panic. “Angry pregnant woman in a chemistry lab… we’re all going to die because of you.” He said.

“Y… you were the one… who left me… to drown… in cum…” Alex muttered.

“I didn’t make you take off your clothes and bend over, that was all you.” Red stated.

“Yeah… but… you ignored… me when… I nodded after you asked… did I want you to stop it…” Alex said.

“Okay listen… tell Dash it was an accident or… or you wanted to do it. Tell her that and I’ll do whatever you want for a week… no a month!” Red pleaded.

“Yeah… you’re the one who lied to her…” Alex said.

“Oh. You’re so dead.” Scootaloo said.

“But… alright.” Alex said. “I’ll tell her I wanted it…”

Red rushed over and hugged Alex. “Thank you!” He said.

Alex grunted quietly.

There were two bright flashes as Red disappeared and reappeared with Rainbow Dash.

“Red. You know I don’t enjoy being lied to.” Dash said.

Red looked at Alex.

“He didn’t. I wanted it to happen.” Alex said.

“Mm…” Dash said, staring at Alex.

“It made Scootaloo happy so I wanted it.” Alex said.

Scootaloo blushed and stared at the ground.

“Yeah I know, but I also know you wanted to stop in the end. That’s why not only will Red be tending to your whims, but mine too. At least until I’ve decided he’s repaid his debt.” Dash smiled.

Red’s eyes shot to Dash. “What?” He said.

“And let’s not stop while we’re ahead… Scootaloo do you want a sandwich?” Dash asked.

“Yes.” Scootaloo nodded. “But… yeah… I want one that has flavor… Sooo… I’m fine.”

Everyone’s head turned to a green flash and saw Sam standing there with an apron on. “You called me earlier. Sorry I’m late.” He said.

“Sweet! Someone who can cook!” Scootaloo smiled.

“Yay! I can eat again!” Alex said.

“How about I uh… go work on something… to make Alex better.” Red suggested.

“Yeah go do that.” Scootaloo said.

“Did you need anything else?” Red asked.

“Nope.” Scootaloo said.

“I made a full 3 course meal for each of you… and guess what!” Sam smiled.

“What?” Alex and Scootaloo asked.

“For dessert… Coconut cream pie!” Sam said.

Red let out a loud and awkward laugh, quickly covering his mouth and rushing out of the room.

Alex groaned and his head hit a pillow.

“Sounds… great…” Scootaloo said.

“What? You don’t like cream pies?” Sam asked curiously. “Twilight usually does.”

Dash’s mouth twisted as she held back a laugh. “You… don’t say.” She said.

“Please… I’ve had enough cream filling for thirty people… for eight months…” Alex groaned into the pillow.

“What about you Scootaloo? Did you want a cream pie?” Sam asked.

“No thanks…” Scootaloo said with a barely visible blush.

“Okay!” Sam nodded, teleporting into the kitchen.

Dash scooted closer to Scootaloo. “Hey…” She whispered.

“Y… yeah?” Scootaloo asked.

Dash grabbed Scootaloo so she couldn’t run away. “So you gave yourself a blow job?” She asked.

Scootaloo’s face grew bright red. “Y… y… yeah…” She mumbled.

“How was it?” Dash asked.

“G… great…” Scootaloo muttered. “It felt… amazing…”

Dash bit her lip and smiled. “Why don’t you talk a little more about it?” She asked.

“I’m… I’m good…” Scootaloo muttered.

“Oh I bet you’re good… I’d be good if I could shove my own dick down my throat. If I had one that is…” Dash said calmly.

Scootaloo mumbled something and her blush grew even brighter.

“Could you say that again?” Dash asked, leaning closer.

Scootaloo shook her head.

“C’mon squirt… tell me.” Dash said, nudging her slightly.

Scootaloo shook her head violently.

“Ohhh… I know now.” Dash said with a goofy smirk on her face.

“I’d… s…” Scootaloo mumbled.

“Go on… say it.” Dash bit her lip.

“S… suck… it… f… for you…” Scootaloo finished quietly.

Dash’s face blanked. “Wh… huh?” She said.

“Nothing…” Scootaloo muttered.

Alex let out a defeated sigh. “There goes my pride.” He said.

“Well… I um…” Dash mumbled, looking at the floor.

“F… forget I said that…” Scootaloo mumbled, her gaze shooting to the wall.

“You’re… not my ‘biological’ daughter so… it um… wouldn’t TECHNICALLY be… wrong.” Dash scratched her head.

Scootaloo just shook her head.

“I mean if Red’s up for it…” Dash mumbled, trailing off slightly.

“I’m going to go to the bathroom…” Scootaloo mumbled.