Once again, in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle and her friends were all living in peace and harmony as usual. Twilight was reading a book, Rainbow Dash was clearing the sky, Applejack was bucking apples, Rarity was making dresses, and Fluttershy was caring for animals as usual. Pinkie Pie, however, was not throwing parties as she usually does, instead, Pinkie was in her home thinking. I know, Pinkie Pie thinking, not normal. But she was, and then she thought about going for a walk in the Everfree forest.

Pinkie went to all of her friends’ houses and told them that she wanted to go alone, they all respected her choice and let her go. Now Pinkie Pie was in the everfree forest relaxing and talking to herself as usual. Pinkie was just walking when she hit a log. The log tripped her and she landed next to a Dragon pony. Luckily it was asleep, so Pinkie was unnoticed. Just looking at the creature filled Pinkie with fear, so she ran for her life and went home.

After going home, Pinkie asked herself “What WAS that… THING!? It certainly didn’t seem pony. Well it did, but only partly, it was mostly a dragon!” Pinkie was terrified just thinking about it, but she also was strangely drawn to such a mysterious creature. Pinkie went to Twilight and asked her
“Twilight, I saw a strange pony or dragon in the everfree forest, what is it?”
Twilight got out a book on mysterious animals and said “Aha! A dragon pony: a pony that became so accustomed to eating other ponies, that it became a pony-eater instead of a pony itself. These things are highly dangerous, if you see one, run for your life! Signed, Princess Celestia!”
Twilight thought for a minute and said “If Celestia is afraid of it then it must be very dangerous! Pinkie, don’t ever go near that thing again!” But Pinkie Pie didn’t listen.

The next day, Pinkie went into the forest again, she saw the Dragon pony, but this time is was awake, it saw her and chased after her, Pinkie was scared to death, because she knew that this thing was NOT friendly and VERY hungry! Pinkie ran as fast as her little hooves could make her go. Pinkie then ran faster and got away safely. Pinkie Pie was now at home and she cried her head off for about 3 hours. Yet even after this, being naïve, she still wanted to see it again. This time, it would come with more danger than before!

Pinkie was still mysteriously drawn to the creature in some way. She couldn’t control herself; it was almost as if she were mesmerized by the dragon pony. Pinkie went o the forest again, but this time, the dragon pony was looking for her. So when Pinkie got to the usual spot where the dragon pony was sleeping, it wasn’t there. Pinkie Pie looked around to find nothing but dense forest trees. Pinkie was about to walk away when the Dragon pony pounced! It got Pinkie and pinned her to the floor, it was bigger than Princess Luna and almost bigger than Celestia. Pinkie was frozen in terror of the frightening image of the creature’s outer looks, but the Dragon pony was hungry. It stuffed Pinkie Pie in its mouth and with one swallow, sent her down its throat. Pinkie landed in the stomach and said with a cry “Why didn’t I listen to Twilight!?” Then Pinkie thought of a way to get out.

She decided to bounce around in its stomach and make it very sick. It eventually spit Pinkie out and said with a cough
“Sorry about that. I...Was…just…hungry.” Pinkie was confused that the creature apologized.
She then said “It’s okay, I know how you feel. When you’re hungry, you do strange things.”
The creature then said “My name is Kristoph, Kristoph the Dragon Pony!”
Pinkie Pie then said “Nice to meet you Kristoph, I’m Pinkie Pie!”
Kristoph then replied “It’s nice to ‘meat’ you too!” Then they both giggled. It turns out that Kristoph was actually very friendly. Pinkie and Kristoph talked with each other and shared all kinds of laughs and emotions.
Pinkie then said “You have GOT to meet my friends! Meet them, not eat them.”
Then Kristoph said “I would but, I am terrible with other ponies, they usually seem like food at the first minute I see them! And I am rather shy when it comes to meeting others. I never know what I am going to do to them!”
Pinkie then said “Aw… you’re better than that, you can overcome this burning desire to eat ponies, and make friends!”
Then Kristoph said “Okay, I’ll give it a try, but you’d better bring them here, I can’t go back to ponyville as I currently am.”
Pinkie then replied “Okay, will do. Don’t worry, you are going to love love LOVE them!” Then Pinkie left to tell her friends about her NEW “Friend”

Author's Notes:

Wow, Pinkie Pie, you are DAFT!!!! But regardless, you sure have a way with making friends... Please Comment