Rainbow Dash was having a good time. Flying, sleeping, flying, sleeping, having sex with Applejack, sleeping, flying, hearing Twilight trying to call for her while she was flying and having to come down to see what she wanted....

“Hi, Rainbow.”

“Hi. I’m not horny.”

“I wanted to ask you if I would gain your honour if I beat Applejack in a fight.”

“I would mostly be pissed off that you beat up Applejack.”

“Oh. But regardless of that, I would have your honour, right?”

“It wouldn’t change my opinion of you at all. I already know how you can kill stuff.”

“So I shouldn’t beat up Applejack?”

“I thought that was pretty clear.”

Comedic silence!

“Is that it?” Rainbow said. Twilight laid face-down on the ground and started to cry for no apparent reason. “Uh... are you okay?”

“Why do you love her more than you love me? What’s wrong with me? There must be something wrong with me, otherwise you’d love me just as much.”

“It’s because she has better personality traits. You know, the same reason anypony has liked one pony more than another every time that’s happened ever.”

“Don’t be silly, Rainbow. I’m sure you know quite a lot about how ponies are liked more because of their achievements.”

“You know what I mean, Twilight. I think AJ’s a better pony, so—”

“Why? What differences between us make Applejack better?”

“I can’t just pick minor traits out like that. You have completely different personalities.”

“So you want me to change?”

“Don’t change. I like you how you are, and you shouldn’t copy AJ if that’s not you.”

“I don’t need your shoehorned-in moral, Rainbow. You’d like me better if I changed.”

“No, I wouldn’t. Wait, actually, there is one thing you can do.”

“Yes?”

“I would like it if you got up.”

Twilight got up and wiped the tears off her face, only for them to come back one second later. I think it was a metaphor for windscreen wipers.

“So you don’t want me to change?”

“I love you exactly the way you are—”

“Awwww,” the cameraponies said in unison.

“Shut up, we’re trying to have a romantic moment here. As I was saying, I love you how you are and you shouldn’t change the way you act just because you think I’ll like you more. And it wouldn’t really be you anyway.”

Twilight nodded, tears still streaming down her face like a schmaltzy simile.

“I’m not fucking you, Twilight.”

“Why not?”

“Because I want to do flying today.”

“Then I’ll just have to rape you.”

“Fine, but make it quick.”

Twilight tackled Rainbow and they had middle of public park sex.

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