“Records have been obsolete since forever,” Twilight said.

Chapter 64: Vinyl Scratch Dies

“Wasn’t it supposed to be 66 where somepony died?” Twilight said. What she clearly failed to understand was that this was a completely separate thing from the upcoming series finale where someone dies.

“Vinyl Scratch is going to die?” Lyra said. “But I’ve known her for years! That should make it less likely for her to die!”

“I hate her,” Octavia said, “But I don’t want her to die.”

“I know she made me into her mindless slave,” Rainbow said, “But I still like her.”

“Ah dunno much about ‘er, but it’s a pony dahin’ so Ah’ll prolly feel generically sad for a few seconds,” said Apple Bloom.

“Ah’m sad about it too,” Applejack felt like she had to say something.

“Where are we?” Lyra said.

Meanwhile at Club of the Night, it was night. Vinyl Scratch was doing her DJing thing like she does, never getting any sort of dizziness, headache, or neck pain from bobbing her head for four hours straight.

“Hey,” Vinyl said to someone or other, “Over here.”

Over there came another DJ employed by Club of the Night, Shellac Scratch.

“I’m not feeling so good—” Vinyl said.

“Well.”

Vinyl rolled her eyes. “I think I need to leave for tonight. Can you take over fine?”

Shellac Scratch nodded.

“Great.”

Vinyl walked illly to her decidedly middle-class house in her eerily average neighbourhood. Not as in she was actually in her house yet, as in she had made it to the appropriate street. She was muttering things to herself, but it was too quiet to hear on camera.

“Hi, Sc—” she was going to say hi to Scootaloo as she went by her corner, but she was asleep. She continued on to her house, making it there without, I don’t know, getting raped or something. Even if someone tried to rape her, Vinyl’s probably a badass and stuff.

Vinyl Scratch came inside her house to a figurative army of cameraponies and maybe a couple soundponies if that would make sense.

“...What are all you ponies doing here?”

“It’s that reality show,” camerapony #1 said. “Check out the chapter title.”

Vinyl looked up at the chapter title for a moment. “Huh. That’s weird.” She suddenly looked up at it again. “Wait, what?!”

“Yeah,” camerapony #1 said, “You’re going to die. Before midnight.”

“What?! But I can’t... I’m... wait, how do we know that? The chapter titles have been wrong before, right?”

“Usually, they’re not. I think usually. The point is, you’re probably going to die, so if you want to go on a ninety minutes to live rampage or something....”

“No, I’m not that kind of pony. I’d rather go on a ninety minutes to live apologising to everypony I ever knew... thing.”

“But you’re Vinyl Scratch. You’re unfancy and evil, so you can’t do that. And besides, the logistics of a rampage are so much easier.”

“Fine. I don’t know what ponies I’m within ninety minutes of anyway.”

“So you’re going on entertaining rampage times?”

“Yep, starting with you,” Vinyl said immediately before quickly, cleanly, and other graceful adverbs performing a knockout neck... um... what N synonyms does snap have? Anyway, she did that with her telekinesis on camerapony #1.

“Wait!” camerapony #4 said, running up to Vinyl. “Camerapony #1’s crazy, you’re not gonna die!”

“How do you know?”

“Because the chapter’s about to end!”

Vinyl did the same thing to camerapony #4 as she did to camerapony #1, then the chapter ended from lack of recorders. Next Chapter: Chapter 65: Dramatic Scene Estimated time remaining: 11 Hours, 26 Minutes