At the outside side of the front door of the Sweet Apple Acres housebarn, Rainbow Dash existed. She knocked the door and waited about a minute, but nobody was there; Applejack and Big Mac were apple-bucking and Apple Bloom was trying to figure out why a primary school chalkboard had a huge sigma on it.

“Anypony home?” Rainbow said in a slightly raised voice. “Literally?” She waited for a few more seconds. “Okay, obviously nopony’s home. I’ll fly around for a bit and come back.”

Around an hour into her leisurely session of flying, she noticed another fight going on in an open space in Cloudsdale. “That reminds me,” she said, “I haven’t used the bouncy ball I won yet.” This did not lead to her using the bouncy ball.

Back at Sweet Apple Acres, she knocked the door again. After some reassuring hoofstep sounds, Applejack answered it.

“Hey, Rainbow Dash,” Applejack said.

“I’m horny and I wanna fuck you.”

“You’re very poetic.”

“Thanks. So will you?”

“Ah dunno, mah family’s here an’ all.”

“So we can’t have sex.”

“Ah wish we could too, but... don’ matter how heavily they sleep when they’re awake....”

“Well, we can still do something that won’t make suspicious noises, right?”

“If you come over too often whatever reason we give, it’s gonna seem weird.”

“Then how often can we do it?”

“Ah’m not sure, but now’s a bad tahme anyway.”

“Then I guess I’ll just play video games with Pinkie Pie.”

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